[REVEILLE PLAYS]
>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS,
ATTENTION, CAMPERS--
IT'S TIME FOR "CAMP LAZLO!"
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS
WHO MADE A FRIEND
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO
WENT TO CAMP
AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
>> AH.
PEACE, LOVE, AND UNDERSTANDING.
AH.
PEACE, LOVE, AND UNDERSTANDING.
[ROOSTER CROWS]
WOW!
WHAT A GREAT DREAM!
AH!
THE SOUNDS OF EARLY MORNING.
CLAM DROOLING ON FLOORBOARDS...
RAJ WEEPING IN THE CORNER.
>> [SOBBING]
>> WHAT'S WRONG, RAJ?
DID YOU HAVE ANOTHER DREAM ABOUT
POACHERS?
>> NO, LAZLO!
MUCH WORSE.
SEE FOR YOURSELF!
>> OH, MY GOSH!
I'M BEAUTIFUL!
>> NOT THAT!
THIS!
ONE OF MY BABY TUSKS IS LOOSE.
>> THAT'S WONDERFUL NEWS, RAJ!
IT MEANS YOU'RE BLOSSOMING INTO
A YOUNG ADULT...
RIGHT BEFORE OUR VERY EYES.
>> BUT THE TUSK WIZARD DOESN'T
KNOW I'M AT CAMP.
>> TUSK WIZARD?
>> PLEASE EXPLAIN.
>> WELL, WHENEVER A YOUNG
ELEPHANT LOSES HIS BABY TUSK,
HE PLACES IT UNDER HIS PILLOW
BEFORE GOING TO SLEEP.
DURING THE NIGHT, HE IS VISITED
BY THE MAGICAL TUSK WIZARD.
THE TUSK WIZARD COLLECTS THE
BABY TUSK AND REPLACES IT WITH A
SHINY NEW QUARTER.
THEN HE FLIES AWAY ON HIS
MAGICAL TUSK BRUSH.
>> WOW!
A QUARTER!
>> NO!
DON'T YOU GET IT?!
THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE ANY
QUARTER BECAUSE I'M NOT AT HOME!
I'M AT SUMMER CAMP!
>> WELL, MAYBE YOUR TUSK WON'T
FALL OUT UNTIL YOU GET HOME.
>> THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
NOBODY TOUCH MY TUSK.
FROM NOW ON, NO TOUCHING,
NO POKING, AND ABSOLUTELY
NO WIGGLING.
>> HEY, RAJ!
>> HELLO!
>> WHAT ARE YOU HAVING FOR
LUNCH?
>> I'M HAVING MASHED POTATOES,
CHOCOLATE PUDDING, TOMATO SOUP,
AND WATER.
>> KEEP EATING LIKE THAT AND
YOU'LL NEVER LOSE THAT TUSK.
>> HEY, RAJ.
YOU WANT MY CORN ON THE COB?
>> OK.
>> RAJ, NO!
[CRUNCH]
>> AAGH!
AAGH!
OH!
[HUMMING]
>> WHERE ARE YOU GOING, RAJ?
>> I'M HITCHHIKING TO INDIA.
>> BECAUSE OF THE TUSK WIZARD?
BUT WHAT IF HE KNOWS YOU'RE AT
CAMP?
SHOULDN'T YOU TRUST THE TUSK
WIZARD?
>> WELL, HE IS A WIZARD.
MAYBE HE WILL COME.
>> I BET HE DOES.
AAR-AAR-AAR-AAR-AAR!
WELL, DID HE COME?
DID HE COME?
>> THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO
FIND OUT?
AAGH!
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT I EAT
NOW.
I COULD EVEN EAT THIS METAL
TRAY.
>> RAJ, DON'T EAT THAT METAL
TRAY.
YOU'RE BETTER THAN THAT.
MAYBE IT TAKES THE TUSK WIZARD
TWO NIGHTS.
ONE NIGHT TO CHECK YOUR HOME,
THEN HE COMES HERE TONIGHT.
>> YES.
THAT MAKES SENSE.
HE'S COMING TONIGHT!
>> AAR-AAR-AAR-AAR-AAR!
[COUGHING]
GO AHEAD, RAJ.
>> AAGH!
>> WAIT, RAJ!
MAYBE IT TAKES 3 DAYS.
DID YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THAT?
3 DAYS.
MAYBE HE'LL COME TONIGHT, RAJ.
ALL RIGHT, LOOK:
IF HE DOESN'T COME TONIGHT,
I'LL GO WITH YOU TO INDIA
TOMORROW.
>> WELL, I...
I COULD USE A TRAVELING
COMPANION.
HMM.
MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
♪ THE TUSK WIZARD'S COMING
TONIGHT
THE TUSK WIZARD'S COMING TONIGHT
THE TUSK WIZARD... ♪
>> HEE HEE HEE HEE.
CLAM, I DON'T THINK THE TUSK
WIZARD'S COMING AT ALL.
HE'S GONNA BE DEVASTATED
TOMORROW.
UNLESS...
I SLIP A QUARTER UNDER HIS
PILLOW TONIGHT.
>> WHAT IF HE WAKES UP?
>> HMM.
ALL RIGHT.
RAJ IS ASLEEP.
DID YOU PUT THE DUMMIES IN OUR
BEDS?
>> WE HAVE NAMES, YOU KNOW?
>> HUH?
OH, MY GOODNESS!
YOU'RE HERE!
YOU'RE ACTUALLY HERE!
>> YES!
UH...
IT IS ME, ALL RIGHT.
AND THIS IS MY ASSOCIATE--
THE FLYING TUSK BRUSH.
>> UH...
HI.
>> ANYWHOODLES, WE SHOULD BE
RUNNING ALONG NOW.
DON'T FORGET TO FLOSS
AND ALL THAT.
>> OH, MR. TUSK WIZARD, I KNOW
YOU'RE BUSY, BUT WOULD YOU LIKE
TO HANG OUT FOR A BIT AND PLAY
SOME GAMES?
>> UH...
PLAY SOME GAMES?
YEAH, SURE.
WHY NOT?
>> AAGH!
>> HA HA HA.
>> AH HA HA HA HA!
OH, HA HA HA HA HA!
AH HA HA HA HA HA!
HEE HEE.
HA HA.
AH HA HA HA HA!
AH HA!
HA.
>> MORNING, RAJ.
THAT'S THE SMILE OF AN ELEPHANT
THAT'S MET THE TUSK WIZARD.
>> HE WAS EVEN MORE CAPTIVATING
THAN I'D HOPED.
AND HIS TUSK BRUSH SIDEKICK--
CHARMING.
>> THAT'S GREAT, RAJ.
>> NO, IT ISN'T!
I HAVE GLIMPSED PARADISE,
AND I WILL NOT BE COMPLETE UNTIL
I SEE THE TUSK WIZARD AGAIN!
AND I WON'T SEE THE TUSK WIZARD
UNTIL MY OTHER TUSK FALLS OUT.
>> I'M AFRAID IT'S BAD NEWS...
HEALTHIEST TOOTH I'VE EVER SEEN.
>> HOW LONG HAVE I GOT?
>> A DECADE.
MAYBE TWO.
NO, THAT TUSK IS IN THERE PRETTY
GOOD.
>> GAH!
I CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG!
>> I'M SORRY.
I HATE THIS PART OF THE JOB.
>> ARE YOU SURE THERE ISN'T
ANOTHER OPTION?
OH, LOOK!
SOMEONE DROPPED A QUARTER.
OH, OW, OOF!
[GROANS]
[SOBS]
I'LL NEVER SEE THE TUSK WIZARD
AGAIN!
WON'T SOMEBODY PULL MY TUSK OUT
FOR ME?!
>> TWIST MY ARM.
IT'S REALLY QUITE SIMPLE.
CHIP TIES ONE END OF A STRING TO
SLINKMAN'S TAIL.
THE OTHER END IS TIED TO THAT
TUSK OF YOURS.
WHEN SKIP WORKS HIS MAGIC ON HIS
TRUMPET, OUT COMES THE TUSK.
>> ARE YOU SURE IT WILL WORK?
>> EVERY SEE A STARTLED
BANA SLUG RUN?
LET US BEGIN.
[TOOT]
>> AAGH!
AAGH!
>> [SCREAMING]
AAGH!
>> UNCOMFORTABLE!
>> I KNOW.
BUT IT'S RAJ'S LAST BABY TUSK.
WE WON'T HAVE TO DO THIS EVER
AGAIN.
>> AH HA HA HA HA!
OH, HA HA HA HA HA!
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!
HEE HEE HEE!
AH HA HA!
[SOBBING]
>> LOOK, CLAM.
RAJ IS CRYING FOR JOY.
PTUI!
THESE TEARS AREN'T SWEET.
THEY'RE BITTER.
DIDN'T THE TUSK WIZARD VISIT YOU
LAST NIGHT?
>> IT WAS GLORIOUS.
HE FILLED MY SPIRIT WITH THE
WARMTH OF A BILLION SUNS.
>> HA HA HA!
THAT'S GREAT, RAJ!
>> NO, IT ISN'T!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?
>> YOUR OBSESSION WITH THE TUSK
WIZARD?
>> I HAVE NO MORE TUSKS TO LOSE!
OH!
I'LL NEVER SEE THE TUSK WIZARD
OR HIS CHARISMATIC TUSK BRUSH
EVER AGAIN!
[SOBS]
>> SO WHAT IF YOUR OUT OF TUSKS.
YOU DON'T NEED THE TUSK WIZARD,
RAJ.
THE 3 OF US CAN HAVE FUN ON OUR
OWN.
>> WATCH THOSE TUSKS!
>> SORRY!
>> UH, HAROLD, ISN'T IT?
>> UH--
>> HAROLD, WHEN ARE YOU AND I
FINALLY GOING TO SIT DOWN AND
CHEW THE FAT?
>> UH...
WELL, I--
I DON'T KNOW.
>> AFTER LUNCH BEHIND THE
BOATHOUSE?
GREAT!
SEE YOU THEN!
>> YOU'RE HANGING WITH RAJ NOW!
>> YOU JUST JUMPED A WHOLE
LEVEL!
>> [HUMMING]
>> GOING SOMEWHERE, RAJ?
>> FISHING WITH HAROLD!
[HUMMING]
>> WHAT'S THE BONE SAW FOR?
>> FISHING!
[HUMMING]
>> I DON'T KNOW, CLAM.
HE REALLY LIKES THE TUSK WIZARD.
I HOPE HE DOESN'T DO ANYTHING
WEIRD.
>> NOT EXACTLY CHATTY,
ARE YOU, HAROLD?
>> UH...
MY NAME'S NOT HAROLD.
>> DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?
>> DOESN'T MATTER.
I'M JUST HAPPY TO BE HERE.
>> DO IT.
OR YOU'LL NEVER SEE THE
TUSK WIZARD AGAIN!
OH, BUT HAROLD IS NICE.
HOW'S HE GOING TO FEEL WALKING
AROUND CAMP WITH JUST ONE TUSK?
BETTER TAKE BOTH OF THEM.
>> HUH?
>> OH!
>> I GOT A NIBBLE!
IT'S A BIG ONE!
OK, GET READY TO USE THIS!
HERE IT COMES!
>> DON'T DO IT, RAJ!
THERE'S SOMETHING YOU SHOULD
KNOW!
IT WAS US THE WHOLE TIME, BUDDY.
I WAS THE TUSK WIZARD.
DO YOU HATE US, RAJ?
>> HATE YOU?
OH, AN ELEPHANT COULD NOT ASK
FOR TWO BETTER FRIENDS.
AND I GET TO HANG WITH YOU
WHENEVER I WANT!
>> SAY, CAN--
CAN I GET SOME OF THAT?
>> WELL, I GUESS I SHOULD GIVE
YOU BACK THAT DOLLAR YOU PUT
UNDER MY PILLOW.
>> WHAT DOLLAR.
WE ONLY GAVE YOU 50 CENTS.
[ELEPHANT TRUMPETS]
[ENGINE REVS]
>> YEP.
JUST KEEPS GETTING WEIRDER.
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
>> WHY DON'T WE START WITH A
SHAMPOO?
>> AAGH!
AAGH!
HOT, HOT, HOT!
HOT!
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