1 00:00:01,430 --> 00:00:02,500 [REVEILLE PLAYS] 2 00:00:02,600 --> 00:00:03,230 >> ATTENTION, CAMPERS, 3 00:00:03,330 --> 00:00:03,930 ATTENTION, CAMPERS-- 4 00:00:04,030 --> 00:00:06,930 IT'S TIME FOR "CAMP LAZLO!" 5 00:00:07,030 --> 00:00:07,630 >> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS 6 00:00:07,730 --> 00:00:08,360 WHO MADE A FRIEND 7 00:00:08,460 --> 00:00:09,930 AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O 8 00:00:10,030 --> 00:00:11,600 L-A-Z-L-O ♪ 9 00:00:11,700 --> 00:00:13,230 >> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O 10 00:00:13,330 --> 00:00:16,600 >> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O 11 00:00:16,700 --> 00:00:19,200 >> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O 12 00:00:19,300 --> 00:00:19,860 >> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO 13 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:20,560 WENT TO CAMP 14 00:00:20,660 --> 00:00:22,200 AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O 15 00:00:22,300 --> 00:00:23,730 L-A-Z-L-O ♪ 16 00:00:23,830 --> 00:00:25,560 >> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O 17 00:00:25,660 --> 00:00:28,660 >> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O 18 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:33,100 AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪ 19 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:34,200 [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY 20 00:00:34,300 --> 00:00:38,300 TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] 21 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:39,060 >> HEY, RAJ? 22 00:00:39,160 --> 00:00:40,030 >> YES, LAZLO? 23 00:00:40,130 --> 00:00:41,030 >> HOW MANY TIMES CAN YOU HOP UP 24 00:00:41,130 --> 00:00:42,130 AND DOWN? 25 00:00:42,230 --> 00:00:43,100 >> WELL... 26 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:45,130 MY LEGS ARE TREMENDOUSLY STRONG, 27 00:00:45,230 --> 00:00:46,800 SO I WOULD HAVE TO SAY 28 00:00:46,900 --> 00:00:49,030 11,000 TIMES. 29 00:00:49,130 --> 00:00:49,960 >> YEAH. 30 00:00:50,060 --> 00:00:51,600 THAT SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT. 31 00:00:51,700 --> 00:00:52,660 HOW ABOUT YOU, CLAM? 32 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:53,330 >> 4. 33 00:00:53,430 --> 00:00:54,000 >> 4? 34 00:00:54,100 --> 00:00:55,030 >> NO WAY! 35 00:00:55,130 --> 00:00:55,730 >> 4. 36 00:00:55,830 --> 00:00:56,730 >> WOW. 37 00:00:56,730 --> 00:00:57,400 4. 38 00:00:57,500 --> 00:00:58,900 >> WHOA! 39 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:00,260 MAKE IT STOP! 40 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:02,200 [SOBBING] 41 00:01:02,300 --> 00:01:04,960 MAKE IT STOP! 42 00:01:05,060 --> 00:01:06,300 >> THAT SOUNDS LIKE NURSE 43 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:10,530 LESLIE. 44 00:01:10,630 --> 00:01:12,830 >> MAKE IT STOP. 45 00:01:12,930 --> 00:01:13,960 >> NURSE LESLIE? 46 00:01:14,060 --> 00:01:16,260 >> MAKE IT STOP. 47 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:17,060 YEAH? 48 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:19,160 >> UH, EVERYTHING OK? 49 00:01:19,260 --> 00:01:21,130 >> YEAH. 50 00:01:21,230 --> 00:01:22,530 >> WAS THAT YOU SCREAMING "MAKE 51 00:01:22,630 --> 00:01:24,500 IT STOP, MAKE IT STOP"? 52 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:26,560 >> I WAS REHEARSING FOR A PLAY. 53 00:01:26,660 --> 00:01:29,330 [MUSIC PLAYS] 54 00:01:29,430 --> 00:01:32,430 WAITING ROOM MUSIC. 55 00:01:32,530 --> 00:01:36,130 THAT MINDLESS WAITING ROOM 56 00:01:36,230 --> 00:01:39,700 MUSIC! 57 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:41,560 WHOA! 58 00:01:41,660 --> 00:01:42,300 MAKE IT STOP! 59 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:43,000 MAKE IT STOP! 60 00:01:43,100 --> 00:01:44,360 MAKE IT STOP! 61 00:01:44,460 --> 00:01:45,560 >> CAN'T YOU TURN IT OFF? 62 00:01:45,660 --> 00:01:47,860 >> TURN IT OFF? 63 00:01:47,860 --> 00:01:48,560 I... 64 00:01:48,660 --> 00:01:49,660 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE IT'S 65 00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:51,460 COMING FROM. 66 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:54,300 [SOBBING] 67 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:55,900 DON'T JUDGE ME FOR CRYING, 68 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:58,160 FELLAS. 69 00:01:58,260 --> 00:01:59,900 DON'T YOU DARE JUDGE ME! 70 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:02,560 [BAWLING] 71 00:02:02,660 --> 00:02:03,760 >> I THINK SOMEONE NEEDS A 72 00:02:03,860 --> 00:02:05,130 VACATION. 73 00:02:05,230 --> 00:02:06,630 >> A VACATION? 74 00:02:06,730 --> 00:02:09,260 WHAT'S A VACATION? 75 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:10,730 >> YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF A 76 00:02:10,830 --> 00:02:15,530 VACATION? 77 00:02:15,630 --> 00:02:17,200 >> COME ON, LAZLO. 78 00:02:17,300 --> 00:02:19,100 IT'S NOT THAT UNBELIEVABLE. 79 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:20,560 PERHAPS NURSE LESLIE'S FROM 80 00:02:20,660 --> 00:02:21,930 EUROPE WHERE VACATIONS ARE 81 00:02:22,030 --> 00:02:24,100 REFERRED TO AS HOLIDAYS. 82 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:25,160 >> LOOK, YOU IDIOTS, 83 00:02:25,260 --> 00:02:27,100 I KNOW WHAT A VACATION IS. 84 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:28,700 I'VE JUST NEVER HAD ONE. 85 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:30,260 >> BUT EVERYONE NEEDS A VACATION 86 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:31,400 NOW AND THEN. 87 00:02:31,500 --> 00:02:32,300 >> YEAH. 88 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:33,200 WELL, TELL THAT TO 89 00:02:33,300 --> 00:02:35,160 SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS. 90 00:02:35,260 --> 00:02:36,830 >> SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS? 91 00:02:36,930 --> 00:02:38,300 >> WHAT?! 92 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:39,400 >> CAN NURSE LESLIE TAKE A 93 00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:41,230 VACATION? 94 00:02:41,330 --> 00:02:43,400 >> WE HAVE A NURSE? 95 00:02:43,500 --> 00:02:44,100 >> SEE? 96 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:45,730 IT'LL BE FINE. 97 00:02:45,830 --> 00:02:50,230 >> [LAUGHTER] 98 00:02:50,330 --> 00:02:52,030 >> ARE YOU FEELING RELAXED YET, 99 00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:53,460 NURSE LESLIE? 100 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:55,260 >> ACTUALLY, I AM. 101 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:56,660 IT'S SO NICE TO GET AWAY FROM 102 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:58,960 THAT AWFUL LOBOTOMY MUSIC. 103 00:02:59,060 --> 00:03:00,300 >> JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU WHEEL 104 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:02,300 INTO LAKE NOSEBLEED. 105 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:04,000 >> THE MOST BEAUTIFUL VACATION 106 00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:05,260 SPOT IN THE PRICKLY PINES 107 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:06,860 TRI-COUNTRY AREA. 108 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:08,260 AAGH! 109 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:09,160 >> MAN DOWN. 110 00:03:09,260 --> 00:03:10,660 >> RAJ, ARE YOU OK? 111 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:13,260 >> I SCRAPED MY KNEE. 112 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:14,730 >> WELL, IT'S A GOOD THING I 113 00:03:14,830 --> 00:03:15,760 BROUGHT MY MEDICAL BAG. 114 00:03:15,860 --> 00:03:19,400 >> AAGH! 115 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:22,000 BUT THERE ISN'T TIME TO OPERATE. 116 00:03:22,100 --> 00:03:24,030 [SOBBING] 117 00:03:24,130 --> 00:03:25,260 YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO LEAVE ME 118 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:26,300 HERE. 119 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:27,930 >> NOBODY'S LEAVING ANYBODY 120 00:03:28,030 --> 00:03:29,300 ANYWHERE. 121 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:30,100 >> THIS-- 122 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:32,000 SO, THERE IS TIME TO OPERATE? 123 00:03:32,100 --> 00:03:33,030 >> LET ME JUST GET YOU A 124 00:03:33,130 --> 00:03:34,530 BANDAGE. 125 00:03:34,630 --> 00:03:37,730 [MUSIC PLAYS] 126 00:03:37,830 --> 00:03:39,360 DID YOU HEAR THAT? 127 00:03:39,460 --> 00:03:40,500 >> HEAR WHAT? 128 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:42,550 [MUSIC PLAYS] 129 00:03:46,730 --> 00:03:47,560 >> AH HA HA. 130 00:03:47,660 --> 00:03:48,430 HA HA. 131 00:03:48,530 --> 00:03:49,460 UH... 132 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:50,530 I GUESS I REALLY DO NEED A 133 00:03:50,630 --> 00:03:51,700 VACATION. 134 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:52,630 NOW LET'S TRY AND BE A LITTLE 135 00:03:52,730 --> 00:03:53,660 MORE CAREFUL. 136 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:55,230 >> OK, NURSE LESLIE. 137 00:03:55,330 --> 00:03:56,730 WE'LL BE CAREFUL. 138 00:03:56,830 --> 00:03:58,260 >> [SNIFFS] 139 00:03:58,360 --> 00:03:59,800 MY NOSE IS RUNNY. 140 00:03:59,900 --> 00:04:00,460 >> HERE. 141 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:01,460 WIPE IT WITH THIS. 142 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:02,230 >> NO, LAZLO! 143 00:04:02,330 --> 00:04:03,160 THAT'S POISON IVY. 144 00:04:03,260 --> 00:04:05,360 >> [HONK] 145 00:04:05,460 --> 00:04:06,160 >> NOW I HAVE TO GET 146 00:04:06,260 --> 00:04:10,660 CALAMINE LOTION. 147 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:12,760 [MUSIC PLAYS] 148 00:04:12,860 --> 00:04:13,760 >> NURSE LESLIE? 149 00:04:13,860 --> 00:04:14,730 I GOT A BLISTER. 150 00:04:14,830 --> 00:04:15,560 [MUSIC PLAYS] 151 00:04:15,660 --> 00:04:16,800 >> [GROWLS] 152 00:04:16,900 --> 00:04:18,260 >> NURSE LESLIE, ALL THIS HIKING 153 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:19,700 IS HURTING MY PANCREAS. 154 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:20,800 [MUSIC] 155 00:04:20,900 --> 00:04:22,030 >> NURSE LESLIE, I DRANK SOME OF 156 00:04:22,130 --> 00:04:23,400 THE LAKE. 157 00:04:23,500 --> 00:04:24,700 >> AAGH! 158 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:31,700 NO MORE! 159 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:33,100 [GRUNTS] 160 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:34,900 [SPLASH] 161 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,100 [MUSIC PLAYING] 162 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:41,260 [SIGHS] 163 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:43,730 FINALLY, I CAN START RELAXING. 164 00:04:43,830 --> 00:04:44,700 IF ANYONE GETS HURT, THEY'RE ON 165 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:45,830 THEIR OWN. 166 00:04:45,930 --> 00:04:48,330 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA-- 167 00:04:48,430 --> 00:04:51,430 [CLANK] 168 00:04:51,530 --> 00:04:52,630 WHAT THE-- 169 00:04:52,730 --> 00:04:53,760 >> YOUR STOOL GOT CAUGHT IN A 170 00:04:53,860 --> 00:04:55,960 BEAR TRAP, NURSE LESLIE. 171 00:04:56,060 --> 00:04:58,260 >> HOW WILL I GET AROUND? 172 00:04:58,360 --> 00:04:59,800 >> WITH YOUR LEGS. 173 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:01,360 >> THESE OLD THINGS. 174 00:05:01,460 --> 00:05:03,400 BUT IT'S BEEN YEARS. 175 00:05:03,500 --> 00:05:05,700 WELL, HERE GOES NOTHING. 176 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:06,460 TADA! 177 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:07,130 >> YAY! 178 00:05:07,230 --> 00:05:08,030 >> WHOO! 179 00:05:08,130 --> 00:05:08,830 >> YEAH, YEAH! 180 00:05:08,930 --> 00:05:12,530 WHOO-HOO! 181 00:05:12,630 --> 00:05:15,180 [CRACKING SOUNDS] 182 00:05:19,500 --> 00:05:23,560 >> OH! 183 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:24,730 OW. 184 00:05:24,830 --> 00:05:26,230 >> WHAT'S WRONG, NURSE LESLIE? 185 00:05:26,330 --> 00:05:28,430 >> MY LEGS FEEL FUNNY. 186 00:05:28,530 --> 00:05:30,460 >> THEY LOOK FUNNY, TOO. 187 00:05:30,460 --> 00:05:31,360 HA. 188 00:05:31,460 --> 00:05:32,030 HA HA. 189 00:05:32,130 --> 00:05:32,730 >> NO. 190 00:05:32,830 --> 00:05:35,100 NO, NO, NO, NO! 191 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:36,430 >> THAT IS FUNNY! 192 00:05:36,530 --> 00:05:37,130 >> FUNNY! 193 00:05:37,230 --> 00:05:39,180 >> [LAUGHTER] 194 00:05:45,900 --> 00:05:47,160 >> STOP PULLING, LAZLO. 195 00:05:47,260 --> 00:05:48,000 >> TAKE IT EASY. 196 00:05:48,100 --> 00:05:49,100 >> NURSE LESLIE, PLEASE TELL 197 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:50,860 LAZLO TO STOP PULLING. 198 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:52,130 >> WAIT, RAJ. 199 00:05:52,230 --> 00:05:54,130 NURSE LESLIE, ARE YOUR LEGS 200 00:05:54,230 --> 00:05:56,830 SUPPOSED TO BEND LIKE THIS? 201 00:05:56,930 --> 00:05:58,800 NURSE LESLIE? 202 00:05:58,900 --> 00:05:59,760 >> SORRY. 203 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:01,560 THE PAIN MADE ME PASS OUT. 204 00:06:01,660 --> 00:06:03,160 >> WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR LEGS? 205 00:06:03,260 --> 00:06:04,100 >> BROKEN. 206 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:05,130 >> THAT'S RIGHT, KID. 207 00:06:05,230 --> 00:06:06,730 IF I SET THE BONES AND APPLY 208 00:06:06,830 --> 00:06:08,160 SPLINTS, I CAN LIMP BACK TO 209 00:06:08,260 --> 00:06:09,300 CAMP. 210 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:10,930 WHERE'S MY FIRST AID KIT? 211 00:06:11,030 --> 00:06:12,900 [MUSIC PLAYING] 212 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:14,830 OH, RIGHT. 213 00:06:14,930 --> 00:06:16,330 >> DON'T WORRY, NURSE LESLIE. 214 00:06:16,430 --> 00:06:17,630 YOU'VE TAKEN SUCH GOOD CARE OF 215 00:06:17,730 --> 00:06:19,930 US, IT'S OUR TURN TO TAKE CARE 216 00:06:20,030 --> 00:06:21,100 OF YOU. 217 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:22,800 WE'LL CARRY YOU BACK TO CAMP IF 218 00:06:22,900 --> 00:06:24,030 WE HAVE TO. 219 00:06:24,130 --> 00:06:25,660 >> UPSIE-DAISY. 220 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:29,460 >> [GRUNTING] 221 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:31,800 >> YOU'RE HEAVIER THAN YOU LOOK. 222 00:06:31,900 --> 00:06:33,360 >> I'M WEARING A GIRDLE. 223 00:06:33,460 --> 00:06:35,000 ANYWAY, THIS ISN'T A PROBLEM. 224 00:06:35,100 --> 00:06:36,200 JUST USE THE TENT TO MAKE A 225 00:06:36,300 --> 00:06:37,830 STRETCHER. 226 00:06:37,930 --> 00:06:39,200 HELLO? 227 00:06:39,300 --> 00:06:40,000 >> WHY IS HE TALKING ABOUT 228 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:42,100 STRETCHING AT A TIME LIKE THIS? 229 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:43,600 >> HE'S DELIRIOUS, RAJ. 230 00:06:43,700 --> 00:06:45,000 WE'VE GOT TO FIND A WAY TO GET 231 00:06:45,100 --> 00:06:46,300 HIM BACK TO CAMP. 232 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:47,560 >> WE COULD... 233 00:06:47,660 --> 00:06:48,960 TIE HIM TO A BOULDER AND ROLL IT 234 00:06:49,060 --> 00:06:50,000 DOWN THE HILL. 235 00:06:50,100 --> 00:06:50,930 >> CATAPULT. 236 00:06:51,030 --> 00:06:52,630 >> CATAPULT. 237 00:06:52,730 --> 00:06:54,630 NOW, THAT'S INTERESTING. 238 00:06:54,730 --> 00:06:55,560 >> WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY 239 00:06:55,660 --> 00:06:56,660 BOULDER? 240 00:06:56,760 --> 00:06:57,460 >> UH... 241 00:06:57,560 --> 00:06:58,530 YOU KNOW WHAT? 242 00:06:58,630 --> 00:07:00,300 THIS FRESH AIR IS MAKING ME FEEL 243 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:01,830 BETTER ALREADY. 244 00:07:01,930 --> 00:07:03,700 IN FACT, GO BACK TO CAMP WITHOUT 245 00:07:03,700 --> 00:07:04,260 ME. 246 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:05,260 I'LL BE FINE. 247 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:06,200 PLEASE. 248 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:07,130 GO. 249 00:07:07,230 --> 00:07:08,230 >> NOBODY'S LEAVING ANYONE 250 00:07:08,330 --> 00:07:09,930 ANYWHERE, NURSE LESLIE. 251 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:13,260 YOU SAID SO YOURSELF. 252 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:14,730 IT'S TIME TO THINK 253 00:07:14,830 --> 00:07:19,230 OUTSIDE THE BOX. 254 00:07:19,330 --> 00:07:21,900 >> OOH! 255 00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:22,930 OK. 256 00:07:23,030 --> 00:07:24,800 HE'S TOO HEAVY FOR US TO CARRY 257 00:07:24,900 --> 00:07:25,930 AND WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO 258 00:07:26,030 --> 00:07:27,330 CARRY HIM WITH. 259 00:07:27,430 --> 00:07:31,200 >> I TOLD YOU BUILD A STRETCHER. 260 00:07:31,300 --> 00:07:33,100 >> SO, WE NEED SOMEONE BIG AND 261 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:34,300 STRONG ENOUGH TO CARRY HIM FOR 262 00:07:34,300 --> 00:07:35,000 US. 263 00:07:35,100 --> 00:07:36,030 >> WHO? 264 00:07:36,130 --> 00:07:37,900 >> WHEN I WAS JUST A TINY 265 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,800 PACHYDERM... 266 00:07:39,900 --> 00:07:42,360 MY UNCLE TOOK ME TO THE CIRCUS. 267 00:07:42,460 --> 00:07:43,900 THEY HAD TRAINED A GRIZZLY BEAR 268 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,530 TO JUGGLE 3 HEAVY BOWLING BALLS. 269 00:07:46,630 --> 00:07:48,530 I WAS IMPRESSED BY THE BEAST'S 270 00:07:48,630 --> 00:07:49,630 TREMENDOUS STRENGTH AND 271 00:07:49,730 --> 00:07:50,730 DEXTERITY. 272 00:07:50,830 --> 00:07:51,660 >> [GROWLING] 273 00:07:51,760 --> 00:07:53,700 >> [SCREAMING] 274 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:57,500 >> [LAUGHTER] 275 00:07:57,600 --> 00:07:59,130 ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS TRAIN A 276 00:07:59,230 --> 00:08:01,000 GRIZZLY BEAR TO JUGGLE NURSE 277 00:08:01,100 --> 00:08:02,530 LESLIE BACK TO CAMP! 278 00:08:02,630 --> 00:08:03,530 >> GENIUS! 279 00:08:03,630 --> 00:08:05,360 >> YOU DID IT, RAJ! 280 00:08:05,460 --> 00:08:07,460 HEAR THAT, NURSE LESLIE? 281 00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:08,600 NURSE LESLIE? 282 00:08:08,700 --> 00:08:12,860 >> [GRUNTING] 283 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:15,100 >> NURSE LESLIE? 284 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:17,260 THERE YOU ARE! 285 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:19,030 >> WE THOUGHT WE LOST YOU, YOU 286 00:08:19,130 --> 00:08:20,860 SILLY NURSE SHARK. 287 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:21,930 >> [GASPING] 288 00:08:22,030 --> 00:08:22,730 >> COME ON. 289 00:08:22,830 --> 00:08:23,660 WE'VE GOT A PLAN TO GET YOU 290 00:08:23,760 --> 00:08:25,030 HOME. 291 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:26,860 >> [WHIMPERING] 292 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:31,060 [GROANING] 293 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:32,660 [GROANING] 294 00:08:36,660 --> 00:08:37,630 WHAT? 295 00:08:37,730 --> 00:08:38,460 >> OOH. 296 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:39,960 TRY ANOTHER ONE. 297 00:08:40,060 --> 00:08:41,400 >> I THINK HE'S CATCHING ON, 298 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:42,560 RAJ. 299 00:08:42,660 --> 00:08:44,230 >> WHAT'S GOING ON? 300 00:08:44,330 --> 00:08:45,430 >> NURSE LESLIE! 301 00:08:45,530 --> 00:08:46,600 >> YOU PASSED OUT AGAIN. 302 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:47,760 >> BUT DON'T WORRY, 303 00:08:47,860 --> 00:08:50,860 WE'LL HAVE YOU HOME IN A JIFFY. 304 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:52,910 >> [GROWLING] 305 00:08:57,360 --> 00:08:58,960 >> ONCE HE LEARNS TO JUGGLE PINE 306 00:08:59,060 --> 00:09:00,660 CONES, WE'LL TEACH HIM TO JUGGLE 307 00:09:00,660 --> 00:09:01,630 YOU. 308 00:09:01,730 --> 00:09:03,030 >> OH. 309 00:09:03,130 --> 00:09:03,860 >> NURSE LESLIE? 310 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:06,960 >> OH, THERE HE GOES AGAIN. 311 00:09:07,060 --> 00:09:08,000 >> IF WE'RE GONNA SAVE NURSE 312 00:09:08,100 --> 00:09:10,560 LESLIE, WE HAVE TO ACT FAST. 313 00:09:10,660 --> 00:09:13,360 IS THE BEAR READY? 314 00:09:15,900 --> 00:09:17,960 >> ACTUALLY, YES. 315 00:09:18,060 --> 00:09:20,060 >> HUH? 316 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:20,800 HUH? 317 00:09:20,900 --> 00:09:21,960 >> IT'S WORKING! 318 00:09:22,060 --> 00:09:23,800 HE THINKS NURSE LESLIE IS A PINE 319 00:09:23,900 --> 00:09:24,830 CONE. 320 00:09:24,930 --> 00:09:27,560 >> IT'S JUST LIKE THE CIRCUS! 321 00:09:27,660 --> 00:09:32,060 [LAUGHING] 322 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:34,030 >> [SCREAMING] 323 00:09:34,130 --> 00:09:36,730 >> [SNARLING] 324 00:09:36,830 --> 00:09:38,300 >> THE JIG IS UP, FELLAS. 325 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:39,630 HE KNOWS NURSE LESLIE ISN'T A 326 00:09:39,730 --> 00:09:40,800 PINE CONE. 327 00:09:40,900 --> 00:09:42,400 >> [SCREAMING] 328 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:45,400 >> HE THINKS HE'S A... 329 00:09:45,500 --> 00:09:47,160 SWEATER? 330 00:09:47,260 --> 00:09:48,930 >> [SNIFFING] 331 00:09:49,030 --> 00:09:50,460 >> DEODORANT. 332 00:09:50,560 --> 00:09:51,630 [THUNDER] 333 00:09:51,730 --> 00:09:53,830 >> [SNARLING] 334 00:09:53,930 --> 00:09:55,800 >> AN UMBRELLA? 335 00:09:55,900 --> 00:09:57,730 THIS BEAR HAS NO CLUE WHAT NURSE 336 00:09:57,830 --> 00:09:59,030 LESLIE IS. 337 00:09:59,130 --> 00:10:01,130 >> [SNARLING] 338 00:10:01,230 --> 00:10:03,060 >> EW! 339 00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:05,530 COTTON SWAB? 340 00:10:05,630 --> 00:10:06,760 >> BEARS CAN'T JUGGLE! 341 00:10:06,860 --> 00:10:08,630 WHO'S IDEA WAS THIS?! 342 00:10:08,730 --> 00:10:10,680 >> [SNARLING] 343 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:20,100 >> NURSE LESLIE, 344 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:21,600 WE JUST WANTED TO GIVE YOU A 345 00:10:21,700 --> 00:10:23,200 NICE VACATION. 346 00:10:23,300 --> 00:10:24,500 BUT IT ALMOST SEEMS LIKE 347 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:26,530 WHATEVER WE DO MAKES THINGS 348 00:10:26,630 --> 00:10:27,960 WORSE. 349 00:10:28,060 --> 00:10:29,460 >> [GROANING] 350 00:10:29,560 --> 00:10:31,600 >> HOLD ON. 351 00:10:31,700 --> 00:10:34,230 >> [SCREAMS] 352 00:10:34,330 --> 00:10:34,930 >> WHOO. 353 00:10:35,030 --> 00:10:35,860 SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE'S GOT A 354 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:37,200 BOO-BOO. 355 00:10:37,300 --> 00:10:40,060 I HAVE JUST THE THING. 356 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:43,100 [MUSIC PLAYING] 357 00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:44,000 SAY! 358 00:10:44,100 --> 00:10:46,230 THAT IS ONE CATCHY BANDAGE. 359 00:10:46,330 --> 00:10:47,460 >> IT SURE IS, RAJ. 360 00:10:47,560 --> 00:10:48,900 >> WAIT A MINUTE. 361 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,660 YOU CAN HEAR IT, TOO? 362 00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:53,460 >> AND WE'RE NOT THE ONLY ONES. 363 00:10:53,560 --> 00:10:55,530 HE'S JUGGLING EVERYTHING! 364 00:10:55,630 --> 00:10:56,800 >> OH, HE'S CAUGHT THE 365 00:10:56,900 --> 00:10:58,160 JUGGLE BUG ALL RIGHT. 366 00:10:58,260 --> 00:10:59,310 >> HMM! 367 00:11:04,900 --> 00:11:06,200 NEED A REST, RAJ? 368 00:11:06,300 --> 00:11:07,300 >> [LAUGHING] 369 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:08,830 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 370 00:11:08,930 --> 00:11:11,500 I AM LIVING MY CHILDHOOD DREAM! 371 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:13,130 >> WHAT ABOUT YOU, NURSE LESLIE? 372 00:11:13,230 --> 00:11:14,260 HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR FIRST 373 00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:16,100 VACATION EVER? 374 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:17,530 >> MAKE IT STOP! 375 00:11:17,630 --> 00:11:22,430 MAKE IT STOP! 376 00:11:22,530 --> 00:11:23,360 >> SO, LET'S START THE SHOW OFF 377 00:11:23,460 --> 00:11:24,200 WITH SOMETHING THAT WILL REALLY 378 00:11:24,300 --> 00:11:26,030 GET YOUR FUR A-SHAKING. 379 00:11:26,130 --> 00:11:27,400 >> GET READY TO GO CUCKOO TO 380 00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:29,430 SOME WILD ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC. 381 00:11:29,530 --> 00:11:30,900 [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY 382 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,030 TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] 383 00:11:32,130 --> 00:11:33,000 [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL 384 00:11:33,100 --> 00:11:34,030 CAPTIONING INSTITUTE 385 00:11:34,130 --> 00:11:35,500 --www.ncicap.org--] 386 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:39,430 [DISCO PLAYING] 387 00:11:39,530 --> 00:11:41,500 [STATION CHANGES CHANNELS] 388 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:41,630 ["JAWS"-LIKE MUSIC PLAYS]