[REVEILLE PLAYS]
>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS,
ATTENTION, CAMPERS--
IT'S TIME FOR "CAMP LAZLO!"
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS
WHO MADE A FRIEND
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO
WENT TO CAMP
AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
>> WE WANT A BATTER,
NOT A BROKEN LADDER.
>> TRY TO HIT THAT BALL!
>> DO IT.
>> [GRUNTS]
>> HA HA.
HIT BALL.
>> I GOT IT!
>> BACK OFF, BONEHEADS.
>> WE GOT IT!
WE GOT IT!
>> I GOT IT!
>> I WANT TO GET IT!
>> DON'T FORGET ME!
>> ME, ME, ME!
ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME!
>> I WANT TO GET IT!
>> HA HA!
WAIT FOR ME!
>> [SIGHS]
>> [CLAMORING]
OOF!
[NEEDLE SCRATCHES ACROSS RECORD]
[DISCO MUSIC PLAYING]
>> WHAT IS IT?
>> IT'S A GIANT JUKEBOX!
>> I SEE YOU FOUND CAMP KIDNEY'S
OLD RADIO STATION.
>> RADIO STATION?!
>> WOW!
SLINKMAN,
HOW COME YOU NEVER TOLD US ABOUT
THIS?
>> WELL, AFTER DISCO DIED,
THINGS JUST WEREN'T THE SAME.
>> [GASPS]
CAN WE START UP THE RADIO
STATION AGAIN, SLINKMAN?!
CAN WE, CAN WE, CAN WE?!
>> OH, I DON'T KNOW.
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS WAS ALWAYS SO
ANNOYED WITH IT.
WELL, I GUESS IF THE EQUIPMENT
STILL WORKS WE--
>> WHAT?!
WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
>> OK!
>> IMAGINE, GUYS, OUR OWN RADIO
STATION!
>> KPNY.
>> WE CAN ALL TAKE TURNS PUTTING
ON OUR VERY OWN RADIO SHOWS!
>> I'M GOING TO PLAY CLASSIC
ROCK.
>> I'M GONNA PLAY RECORDS!
>> HOW ABOUT YOU, ED?
>> I'M GOING TO DO A TALK SHOW.
>> WHAT'S A TALK SHOW?
>> IT'S WHERE AN INTELLECTUAL
LIKE YOURS TRULY--
>> OH, THAT SOUNDS REALLY
BORING.
>> BORING!
>> AND COOL!
>> OH, IT'LL BE COOL.
IN FACT, IT'S GONNA BE THE
COOLEST SHOW IN CAMP.
>> NOW, LET'S GET THE RADIO
STATION ON THE AIR.
>> [COUGHING]
>> GOOD...
MORNING, CAMPERS!
RISE AND SHINE WITH LAZLO'S
GET-UP-AND-GO SHOW.
>> ♪ LA LA
LA LA LA LA ♪
[ROCKABILLY MUSIC PLAYING]
>> NOISE POLLUTION IS NOT COOL.
>> WHOO-HOO!
YEAH!
>> WELCOME ABOARD FREDDIE'S
NIGHT TRAIN.
NOW, I'M GONNA OPEN UP THE
REQUEST LINES.
[BELL RINGS]
HELLO?
AND WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR
TONIGHT?
>> TURN OFF THAT RACKET!
YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY!
>> YOU GOT IT, BABY.
HERE IT IS.
"TURN OFF THAT RACKET,
YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY."
[SONG BEGINS]
>> ♪ TURN OFF THAT RACKET
YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY
TURN OFF THAT RACKET
YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY ♪
♪ YOU'RE YAP, YAP, YAPPING
BUT YOU'RE NOT SAYING MUCH
YOU'RE SLIPPY, SLAPPY, FLAPPING
THINK MY MUSIC HURTS
LIKE A TRAIN IN MY BRAIN
THAT'S THE NAME OF THE GAME
LIKE A HENHOUSE SQUAWKING
OR CLYDE HORSE TALKING
COME ON NOW, BABY... ♪
>> AND NOW HERE'S
EDWARD AFTER DARK...
THE ED MAN?!
>> SALUTATIONS,
AND WELCOME TO EDWARD AFTER
DARK.
THE FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO
TONIGHT IS SHUT OFF THIS
COCKAMIE MUSIC!
[MUSIC STOPS]
THERE.
THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
LET'S OPEN UP THOSE PHONE LINES.
TALK TO ME.
DO US ALL A FAVOR,
CALL ME.
>> GOOD NIGHT.
>> WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU
PEOPLE?
I SAID CALL ME!
SOMEBODY!
ANYBODY?!
[ROOSTER CROWS]
TALK TO ME.
[BELL RINGS]
HUH?!
[KAZOO TOOTS]
[HORN HONKS]
>> WHAT'S THAT SOUND?!
WHAT'S THAT SOUND?!
GOOD...
MORNING FELLOW CAMPERS!
WELCOME TO THE RAJ SHOW!
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
>> HOW OBNOXIOUS.
GOOD LUCK, RAJ.
>> UH-OH!
HERE COMES LUMPUS.
HELLO, RAJ.
THIS IS SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS.
WATCH OUT FOR THAT BANA PEEL.
OH!
MY NECK!
>> [LAUGHTER]
>> ARE YOU OK, SCOUTMASTER?
>> [LAUGHTER]
>> UH-OH!
DO YOU LIKE THE RAJ SHOW?
>> OUT, OUT, OUT!
>> I LOVE THE RAJ SHOW.
>> GAH!
WHAT HAVE THEY GOT THAT I DON'T
GOT.
SO I MAY NOT BE THE FUNNIEST,
OR POPULAR.
I'D HAVE TO BE EATEN BY YETIS TO
GET ANY ATTENTION AROUND THIS
PLACE.
>> NOW IT'S TIME ONCE AGAIN
FOR EDWARD AFTER DARK.
>> AND THANK YOU FOR THAT WARM
INTRODUCTION.
YOU GOTTA LOVE THAT BEAR, RIGHT?
ANYWAYS,
I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU GUYS OUT
THERE ABOUT SOME VERY UNUSUAL
EVENTS OF LATE.
WELL, THAT'S UNUSUAL.
LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S COMING UP
TO THE STATION IN PERSON.
[LOUD RAPPING]
WHO IS IT?
OH, MY GOODNESS!
IT'S A YETI!
[SNICKERS]
FOLKS, THIS STATION HERE IS
UNDER ATTACK.
OH, NO!
IT APPEARS THAT TWO YETIS ARE
HERE!
>> AAGH!
YETI ATTACK!
>> RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, PEOPLE!
>> [HUMMING]
>> [PANTING]
EDWARD'S BEING ATTACKED
BY A YETI!
TURN ON YOUR RADIO!
>> LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU MONSTERS!
>> [ROARING]
>> TAKE THAT!
AND THAT!
HELP!
THEY'RE GONNA EAT ME!
NO!
PUT THAT--THAT--
CHAINSAW!
OH, NO, YOU DON'T!
[KNOCKING]
[NEEDLE SCRATCHES OFF]
>> EDWARD!
ARE YOU OK?!
>> OH, HEY, GUYS.
>> WHERE ARE THE YETIS?
>> OH, THEY WENT RUNNING FOR THE
HILLS.
THEY DIDN'T WANT TO TANGLE WITH
ME ANYMORE.
SO...
DID YOU LIKE MY SHOW?
>> LIKE IT?
THAT WAS--
>> THE COOLEST SHOW AT
CAMP KIDNEY!
HA!
>> [CLAMORING]
>> LET'S SEE IF WE CAN SIT NEXT
TO HIM!
>> EDWARD, WILL YOU SIGN MY
OMELET?
>> WHAT DID IT LOOK LIKE?
>> IT WAS BIG,
AND IT WAS HAIRY!
>> DID IT HAVE BIG SCARY TEETH?
>> SURE DID.
BUT IF YOU THINK THAT'S SCARES
ME, HA.
I'D TAKE ON AN ARMY OF YETIS.
>> WOW!
>> HEY, HEY, EVERYBODY!
NEXT UP: EDWARD AFTER DARK!
>> OK, MAKE IT SNAPPY, GUYS.
WHO'S GOT QUESTIONS?
>> I DO!
>> ME, ME!
>> I DO!
>> OK, YOU, WITH THE TAIL.
>> ARE YOU SCARED OF BEING
ATTACKED BY A YETI AGAIN?!
>> UH...
GOOD QUESTION.
I'M HORRIFIED.
>> YOU'RE ON, MR. EDWARD, SIR!
>> OH.
UH, YOU LOOK A LITTLE SQUEAMISH
THERE, BUDDY.
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THE NIGHT
OFF.
IN FACT, ALL MY FANS SHOULD BE
HOME LISTENING TO ME FROM THE
SAFETY OF THEIR OWN CABINS.
I'VE GOT IT FROM HERE.
[CHUCKLES]
HELLO AGAIN, ALL YOU FINE LITTLE
PEOPLE LISTENING IN THE DARK.
>> HEY!
EDWARD'S IN THE MAGIC BOX AGAIN!
>> NEAT!
>> NOW, LAST NIGHT, LAZLO, RAJ,
AND CLAM CAME DOWN TO THE
STATION TO TRY TO HELP ME OUT.
BUT, CAMPERS,
THAT IS FAR TOO DANGEROUS.
SO, NO MATTER WHAT I SAY,
REMEMBER THIS:
DO NOT COME DOWN HERE.
YOU GOT THAT?
DON'T PUT YOURSELVES AT RISK.
I'M A PROVEN WARRIOR OF THE
AIRWAVES.
WHO OUT THERE WANTS TO TALK TO
THE ED MAN?
[BELL RINGS]
THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL SOUND.
I LOVE YOU TOO, SWEETIE.
TALK TO ME.
>> UH...
UH, OK.
IS THIS THE ED MAN?
>> NOBODY ELSE BUT.
>> OH.
IS THERE GONNA BE ANOTHER YETI
ATTACK TONIGHT?
'CAUSE I GOTTA GET TO SLEEP
SOON.
>> LET'S JUST SAY STAY TUNED.
HEE HEE HEE.
YOU KNOW, FOLKS,
THAT'S THE GREAT THING ABOUT
CAMP KIDNEY.
YOU CAN NEVER TELL.
BUT EDDIE'S READY FOR THE YETI.
DON'T YOU WORRY, SAMMY.
I'M COMING TO YOU LIVE, KIDS.
AND I AIN'T AFRAID OF NOTHING.
HA HA.
>> [GROWLING]
>> UH-OH.
LOOKS LIKE WE MIGHT HAVE ANOTHER
VISITOR.
>> WOW!
>> HERE COMES ANOTHER YETI!
>> YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME,
YOU YETI YOU?
[BELL RINGS]
OOPS.
ANOTHER CONCERNED CAMPER.
YES, HELLO.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT--
>> [ROAR]
>> WHAT?
[STAMMERING]
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS?
WAS THAT YOU?
>> [GROWLING]
>> I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU GUYS NOT
TO COME UP HERE.
>> [ROARING]
>> MOTHER OF MERCY!
I'M BEING ATTACKED BY YETIS!
>> HE SOUNDS A LITTLE DIFFERENT
TONIGHT, DON'T YOU THINK?
>> OW!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
I DON'T WANT TO BE A YETI LUNCH!
SOMEONE'S GOTTA HELP ME!
>> WHEW!
I AM GLAD I'M NOT DOWN THERE.
SHEESH!
>> WE'VE GOTTA GO DOWN THERE.
EVERYBODY!
TO THE RADIO STATION!
EDWARD NEEDS HELP!
>> BUT DIDN'T HE SAY NOT TO COME
DOWN?
AAGH!
>> THEY'RE GETTING CLOSER!
THIS ISN'T A STUNT!
CALL THE COAST GUARD!
>> [SOBBING]
>> HEY, GUYS!
CHIP, SKIP, COME ON, YOU TWO.
WE'RE GONNA GO WATCH EDWARD
GETTING EATEN BY YETIS!
>> COOL!
>> COME ON!
HURRY!
>> SAVE EDWARD!
SAVE EDWARD!
>> WHERE YOU GOING?
>> RADIO STATION.
>> SAVE EDWARD.
>> WANT TO WATCH EDWARD GET
EATEN BY YETIS?
>> IT BEATS SITTING HERE.
>> HELP!
I LIED ABOUT LAST NIGHT!
THIS IS REAL NOW!
THIS HAS BEEN EDWARD...
[SOBS]
...AFTER DARK.
>> [ROAR]
>> [SCREAMS]
[TRANSMISSION STOPS]
>> ARE WE TOO LATE?
>> YES, RAJ.
>> CAN YOU PUT ME DOWN NOW?
>> GOOD-BYE, EDWARD.
>> IS THIS THING ON?
>> WHO'S THAT?
>> HELLO?
TESTING, ONE, TWO, 3.
>> INDEED.
AND WELCOME TO OUR SHOW.
>> IT'S ABOUT TIME WE GOT
SOMETHING COOL ON THE RADIO AT
NIGHT, AND NOT THAT AWFUL
CHATTER.
>> ABSOLUTELY.
>> SO, LET'S START THE SHOW OFF
WITH SOMETHING THAT WILL REALLY
GET YOUR FUR A-SHAKING.
>> GET READY TO GO CUCKOO TO
SOME WILD ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC.
>> AND THIS ONE GOES OUT TO THE
LITTLE PLATYPUS CHAP COWERING IN
THE CORNER.
>> [TEETH CHATTERING]
>> ♪ TURN OFF THAT RACKET
YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY ♪
>> I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO KEEP
IT DOWN!
>> GREAT DJs, HUH?!
>> NOT NOW, LAZLO.
>> OK!
>> [ROARING]
>> AAGH!
>> SO, LET'S START THE SHOW OFF
WITH SOMETHING THAT WILL REALLY
GET YOUR FUR A-SHAKING.
>> GET READY TO GO CUCKOO TO
SOME WILD ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC.
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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
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CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
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