1 00:00:01,430 --> 00:00:02,500 [REVEILLE PLAYS] 2 00:00:02,600 --> 00:00:03,230 >> ATTENTION, CAMPERS, 3 00:00:03,330 --> 00:00:03,930 ATTENTION, CAMPERS-- 4 00:00:04,030 --> 00:00:06,930 IT'S TIME FOR "CAMP LAZLO!" 5 00:00:07,030 --> 00:00:07,630 >> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS 6 00:00:07,730 --> 00:00:08,360 WHO MADE A FRIEND 7 00:00:08,460 --> 00:00:09,930 AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O 8 00:00:10,030 --> 00:00:11,600 L-A-Z-L-O ♪ 9 00:00:11,700 --> 00:00:13,230 >> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O 10 00:00:13,330 --> 00:00:16,600 >> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O 11 00:00:16,700 --> 00:00:19,200 >> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O 12 00:00:19,300 --> 00:00:19,860 >> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO 13 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:20,560 WENT TO CAMP 14 00:00:20,660 --> 00:00:22,200 AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O 15 00:00:22,300 --> 00:00:23,730 L-A-Z-L-O ♪ 16 00:00:23,830 --> 00:00:25,560 >> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O 17 00:00:25,660 --> 00:00:28,660 >> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O 18 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:33,100 AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪ 19 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:34,200 [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY 20 00:00:34,300 --> 00:00:37,760 TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] 21 00:00:37,860 --> 00:00:39,030 >> ATTENTION ALL CAMPERS, 22 00:00:39,130 --> 00:00:40,400 ATTENTION ALL CAMPERS: 23 00:00:40,500 --> 00:00:42,200 PLEASE REPORT IMMEDIATELY TO THE 24 00:00:42,300 --> 00:00:44,100 FLAGPOLE TO MEET A SPECIAL 25 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:45,130 GUEST. 26 00:00:45,230 --> 00:00:46,130 >> WELL, NICE TALKING TO YOU 27 00:00:46,230 --> 00:00:46,900 GUYS. 28 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:47,900 WE HAVE TO GO MEET A SPECIAL 29 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:48,730 GUEST. 30 00:00:48,830 --> 00:00:49,600 >> WHOO! 31 00:00:49,700 --> 00:00:50,560 SPECIAL GUEST! 32 00:00:50,660 --> 00:00:51,360 >> YES! 33 00:00:51,460 --> 00:00:52,300 >> OH. 34 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:54,260 I GUESS WE'RE NOT SPECIAL ENOUGH 35 00:00:54,360 --> 00:00:59,000 FOR YOU. 36 00:00:59,100 --> 00:01:01,000 >> SO, WHO IS THIS SPECIAL GUEST 37 00:01:01,100 --> 00:01:02,300 ANYWAY? 38 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:03,930 >> HOO HA'S DAUGHTER. 39 00:01:04,030 --> 00:01:05,160 >> HOO HA'S DAUGHTER? 40 00:01:05,260 --> 00:01:05,900 >> WHAT?! 41 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,700 >> IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? 42 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:08,660 >> HERE HE COMES! 43 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:10,030 EVERYONE STAND AT ATTENTION. 44 00:01:10,130 --> 00:01:14,160 [WHISTLE TOOTS] 45 00:01:14,260 --> 00:01:15,100 >> ALL RIGHT, BOYS. 46 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:16,560 LET'S MAKE THIS QUICK! 47 00:01:16,660 --> 00:01:17,730 I'D LIKE YOU ALL TO MEET MY 48 00:01:17,830 --> 00:01:19,730 PRECIOUS DAUGHTER--WHO I REFER 49 00:01:19,830 --> 00:01:23,030 TO AS PUMPKIN--BUT NONE OF YOU 50 00:01:23,130 --> 00:01:25,160 WILL EVER CALL HER PUMPKIN! 51 00:01:25,260 --> 00:01:26,730 YOU WILL ALL REFER TO HER UNDER 52 00:01:26,830 --> 00:01:29,530 MY STRICT SUPERVISION AS 53 00:01:29,630 --> 00:01:33,000 PATSY SMILES. 54 00:01:33,100 --> 00:01:33,900 >> LAZLO, 55 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,230 WHAT IS GOING ON? 56 00:01:36,330 --> 00:01:38,200 >> I THINK PATSY IS HOO HA'S 57 00:01:38,300 --> 00:01:39,430 DAUGHTER. 58 00:01:39,530 --> 00:01:40,630 >> I DON'T SEE THE FAMILY 59 00:01:40,730 --> 00:01:41,900 RESEMBLANCE. 60 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:43,230 >> HOW'S MY CHIP OFF THE OLD 61 00:01:43,330 --> 00:01:44,130 BLOCK? 62 00:01:44,230 --> 00:01:45,400 >> I'M GOOD! 63 00:01:45,500 --> 00:01:46,460 >> THAT'S GOOD! 64 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:47,760 >> GOOD! 65 00:01:47,860 --> 00:01:48,760 >> OW! 66 00:01:48,860 --> 00:01:49,930 [GRUNTING] 67 00:01:49,930 --> 00:01:52,160 UGH! 68 00:01:52,260 --> 00:01:53,430 HA HA HA HA! 69 00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:55,130 >> I SEE IT NOW. 70 00:01:55,230 --> 00:01:56,900 >> I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ALL ASKING 71 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:59,430 YOURSELVES: WHY DID WOO HA BRING 72 00:01:59,530 --> 00:02:01,460 HIS DAUGHTER HERE, HMM? 73 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:03,430 THE ANSWER IS SIMPLE. 74 00:02:03,530 --> 00:02:05,530 I HAVE DECIDED THAT SHE IS OF 75 00:02:05,630 --> 00:02:07,860 PROPER AGE TO KNOW WHAT A BOY 76 00:02:07,860 --> 00:02:08,830 IS. 77 00:02:08,930 --> 00:02:10,530 >> DADDY, I KNOW WHAT A BOY-- 78 00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:12,200 >> AAH, AAH, AAH. 79 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:15,330 THIS, PUMPKIN, IS A BOY. 80 00:02:15,430 --> 00:02:16,760 >> HI, LAZLO. 81 00:02:16,860 --> 00:02:18,030 >> AHEM. 82 00:02:18,130 --> 00:02:19,360 HOO HA'S YOUR DAD? 83 00:02:19,460 --> 00:02:20,460 >> DUH. 84 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:22,160 >> NO FRATERNIZING WITH MY 85 00:02:22,260 --> 00:02:23,760 PUMPKIN! 86 00:02:23,860 --> 00:02:26,330 FRATERNIZING LEADS TO LIKING. 87 00:02:26,430 --> 00:02:28,430 AND IF A BOY WANTS TO LIKE MY 88 00:02:28,530 --> 00:02:31,160 PUMPKIN, AND NOT JUST LIKE-- 89 00:02:31,260 --> 00:02:34,500 I MEAN LIKE LIKE-- 90 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:38,500 WHO COULD SAY WHAT I'D DO! 91 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:45,400 BUT I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT 92 00:02:45,500 --> 00:02:46,900 THAT, DO I? 93 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,830 ISN'T THAT RIGHT?! 94 00:02:48,930 --> 00:02:49,760 >> PSST. 95 00:02:49,860 --> 00:02:51,760 LAZLO. 96 00:02:51,860 --> 00:02:53,800 I MADE THIS FOR YOU. 97 00:02:53,900 --> 00:02:55,000 >> OH, THANKS, PATSY. 98 00:02:55,100 --> 00:02:56,130 WHAT IS IT? 99 00:02:56,230 --> 00:02:58,130 >> READ IT. 100 00:02:58,230 --> 00:03:01,430 >> "I LIKE YOU." 101 00:03:01,530 --> 00:03:02,860 WAIT, WHAT?! 102 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:04,100 YOU HEARD YOUR DAD. 103 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:06,060 LIKING IS AGAINST THE RULES. 104 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:07,260 >> I DON'T CARE. 105 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:09,260 I WANT YOU TO HAVE IT. 106 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:10,100 >> AH HA! 107 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:11,130 THAT'S FUNNY, 108 00:03:11,230 --> 00:03:12,430 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT IT. 109 00:03:12,530 --> 00:03:13,700 >> IT'S FOR YOU. 110 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:14,930 >> NO, REALLY--KEEP IT. 111 00:03:15,030 --> 00:03:16,630 >> WELL, WE BETTER GET GOING, 112 00:03:16,730 --> 00:03:17,460 PUMPKIN. 113 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:18,730 DADDY CAN'T BE LATE FOR HIS 114 00:03:18,830 --> 00:03:20,400 COURT-ORDERED ANGER MANAGEMENT 115 00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:21,660 CLASSES. 116 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:22,600 OH, LOOK. 117 00:03:22,700 --> 00:03:24,430 YOU DROPPED SOMETHING, PUMPKIN. 118 00:03:24,530 --> 00:03:26,230 SOMETHING WITH WORDS. 119 00:03:26,330 --> 00:03:29,930 "I LIKE YOU." 120 00:03:30,030 --> 00:03:32,030 [INHALES SHARPLY] 121 00:03:32,130 --> 00:03:36,830 [PANTING] 122 00:03:36,930 --> 00:03:40,460 WHAT IS THIS? 123 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:41,400 >> UM... 124 00:03:41,500 --> 00:03:43,360 IT'S A VALENTINE, DADDY. 125 00:03:43,460 --> 00:03:46,500 >> WHO GAVE YOU THIS-- 126 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:49,900 THIS FILTH?! 127 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,360 >> UM, I WOULDN'T SAY THAT 128 00:03:51,460 --> 00:03:53,430 SOMEONE EXACTLY GAVE IT TO ME. 129 00:03:53,530 --> 00:03:55,200 >> OH, SO THEY FORCED IT ON 130 00:03:55,300 --> 00:03:55,860 YOU?! 131 00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:57,500 >> NO. 132 00:03:57,600 --> 00:04:00,530 >> WELL, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? 133 00:04:00,630 --> 00:04:03,130 A REGULAR CASANOVA. 134 00:04:03,230 --> 00:04:05,160 WHAT'S YOUR NAME, CASANOVA?! 135 00:04:05,260 --> 00:04:06,160 >> LAZ-- 136 00:04:06,260 --> 00:04:07,360 >> I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR NAME 137 00:04:07,460 --> 00:04:09,030 IS, CASANOVA! 138 00:04:09,130 --> 00:04:10,660 DID YOU GIVE THIS TO MY 139 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:12,800 DAUGHTER, CUPID?! 140 00:04:12,900 --> 00:04:14,360 >> IT WASN'T ME, SIR. 141 00:04:14,460 --> 00:04:16,410 >> [SNIFFING] 142 00:04:19,630 --> 00:04:20,260 NO. 143 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:21,460 IT WASN'T YOU. 144 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:23,000 SO, WHICH ONE OF THESE BEEFCAKES 145 00:04:23,100 --> 00:04:23,930 IS IT? 146 00:04:24,030 --> 00:04:26,030 GO AHEAD, CUPID. 147 00:04:26,130 --> 00:04:27,530 POINT HIM OUT. 148 00:04:27,630 --> 00:04:31,530 >> BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 149 00:04:31,630 --> 00:04:33,660 >> WAS IT YOU, LOVE TRUNKS?! 150 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:34,360 >> NO, SIR. 151 00:04:34,460 --> 00:04:35,500 IT WAS NOT ME. 152 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:37,500 >> HMM. 153 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:39,060 WAS IT YOU, YOU LITTLE BEAVER 154 00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:39,930 DUCK?! 155 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:40,960 >> NO, SIR! 156 00:04:41,060 --> 00:04:42,100 I WOULD NEVER. 157 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:44,600 >> HMM! 158 00:04:44,700 --> 00:04:45,530 WHAT-- 159 00:04:45,630 --> 00:04:48,560 >> [URINATES] 160 00:04:48,660 --> 00:04:49,630 >> QUIET, MAGGOT! 161 00:04:49,730 --> 00:04:50,560 WRITE, MAGGOT! 162 00:04:50,660 --> 00:04:53,100 KEEP WRITING, MAGGOTS! 163 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:54,430 >> IS ANYONE ELSE GETTING 164 00:04:54,530 --> 00:04:55,700 OFFENDED BY THIS? 165 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:57,200 COME ON! 166 00:04:57,300 --> 00:04:58,400 >> WHAT--WHY ARE WE DOING THIS 167 00:04:58,500 --> 00:04:59,300 AGAIN? 168 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:00,800 >> THIS HANDWRITING TEST WILL 169 00:05:00,900 --> 00:05:02,730 TELL ME WHO WROTE THIS. 170 00:05:02,830 --> 00:05:04,500 I JUST HAVE TO MATCH THE TEST TO 171 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:05,730 THIS CARD. 172 00:05:05,830 --> 00:05:07,960 AND THEN I CAN PUNISH WHOEVER 173 00:05:08,060 --> 00:05:09,330 DID THIS FOR THE REST OF 174 00:05:09,430 --> 00:05:12,230 ETERNITY. 175 00:05:12,330 --> 00:05:13,260 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH, 176 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:14,100 THAT'S ENOUGH! 177 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:15,000 NOW, TURN THEM IN! 178 00:05:15,100 --> 00:05:15,800 QUICKLY, NOW. 179 00:05:15,900 --> 00:05:17,530 QUICKLY, NOW! 180 00:05:17,630 --> 00:05:19,460 OH, HO HO HO HO HO! 181 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:21,800 LOOK AT THIS, PUMPKIN. 182 00:05:21,900 --> 00:05:24,030 THE ONE ON TOP IS JUST AS GIRLY 183 00:05:24,130 --> 00:05:26,230 AS THE VALENTINE. 184 00:05:26,330 --> 00:05:28,660 OH, THAT WAS TOO EASY. 185 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:30,230 HOLD ON! 186 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,260 THIS ONE'S EVEN GIRLIER. 187 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:33,030 GIRLIER! 188 00:05:33,130 --> 00:05:34,000 GIRLIER! 189 00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:36,130 GIRLIER PLUS INFINITY! 190 00:05:36,230 --> 00:05:38,700 YOU ALL WRITE LIKE GIRLS! 191 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:41,030 I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO USE MY MORE 192 00:05:41,130 --> 00:05:44,700 MANLY APPROACH. 193 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:47,160 THIS CAN ALL STOP RIGHT NOW, 194 00:05:47,260 --> 00:05:48,060 SCOUTS. 195 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:49,760 JUST CONFESS 196 00:05:49,860 --> 00:05:51,630 AND WE CAN ALL GO BACK TO HAVING 197 00:05:51,730 --> 00:05:55,100 FUN--THINGS LIKE JUMPING AND 198 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:56,860 SKIPPING... 199 00:05:56,960 --> 00:05:58,200 PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING THAT YOU 200 00:05:58,300 --> 00:05:59,930 WOULD HAVE A GOOD TIME DOING 201 00:06:00,030 --> 00:06:03,960 YOU WOULD BE DOING RIGHT NOW. 202 00:06:04,060 --> 00:06:06,730 WELL, SINCE NO ONE HAS DECIDED 203 00:06:06,830 --> 00:06:08,600 TO SPILL THE BEANS AND THERE'S 204 00:06:08,700 --> 00:06:10,400 NO MORE PLACE IN CAMP THAT NEEDS 205 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:12,530 CLEANING, I HAVE DECIDED TO MOVE 206 00:06:12,630 --> 00:06:15,400 ON TO MY SURE-FIRE TEST-- 207 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:17,360 THE OLD HOLDING TWO BUCKETS 208 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:19,200 STRAIGHT OUT UNTIL SOMEONE TELLS 209 00:06:19,300 --> 00:06:21,960 ME WHAT I WANT TO KNOW TEST. 210 00:06:22,060 --> 00:06:23,260 HA HA HA HA HA. 211 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:25,560 IT'S NEVER FAILED. 212 00:06:25,660 --> 00:06:28,100 >> MY ARMS ARE STARTING TO HURT. 213 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:29,630 >> YOU FEEL THAT, SCOUTS?! 214 00:06:29,730 --> 00:06:33,060 LACTIC ACID BUILDING UP IN THOSE 215 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:35,600 PUNY LITTLE MUSCLES. 216 00:06:35,700 --> 00:06:37,460 IN A FEW MINUTES, YOUR MUSCLES 217 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:38,760 WILL FALL OFF, 218 00:06:38,860 --> 00:06:40,230 AND THEN WHERE WILL YOU BE, 219 00:06:40,330 --> 00:06:41,760 HUH?! 220 00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:43,130 DON'T WORRY, PUMPKIN. 221 00:06:43,230 --> 00:06:44,830 DADDY HAS EVERYTHING UNDER 222 00:06:44,930 --> 00:06:46,700 CONTROL. 223 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:48,160 >> SOMEBODY JUST ADMIT IT 224 00:06:48,260 --> 00:06:49,330 ALREADY! 225 00:06:49,430 --> 00:06:50,830 >> HA HA. 226 00:06:50,930 --> 00:06:52,260 >> ENOUGH! 227 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:53,260 >> WATCH OUT, PUMPKIN. 228 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:54,930 I'VE ALMOST FOUND HIM. 229 00:06:55,030 --> 00:06:56,200 >> DADDY, THEY HAVEN'T DONE 230 00:06:56,300 --> 00:06:57,460 ANYTHING! 231 00:06:57,560 --> 00:07:01,130 I WROTE THE VALENTINE! 232 00:07:01,230 --> 00:07:02,760 >> WHAT?! 233 00:07:02,860 --> 00:07:04,130 >> FINALLY! 234 00:07:04,230 --> 00:07:05,860 >> YOU ACTUALLY LIKE ONE OF 235 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:09,900 THESE--THESE BEAN SCOUTS?! 236 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:11,930 [WHISTLE TOOTS] 237 00:07:12,030 --> 00:07:13,000 WHICH ONE IS IT? 238 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:15,100 >> I'M NOT TELLING YOU. 239 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:16,930 >> BUT, PUMPKIN, 240 00:07:17,030 --> 00:07:18,800 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PUNISH THE 241 00:07:18,900 --> 00:07:22,230 BOY IF I DON'T KNOW WHO HE IS? 242 00:07:22,330 --> 00:07:23,500 >> HE HASN'T DONE ANYTHING 243 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:24,600 WRONG, DADDY. 244 00:07:24,700 --> 00:07:25,830 YOU MAY BE ABLE TO PUNISH 245 00:07:25,930 --> 00:07:27,660 SOMEONE FOR STEALING A CAR OR 246 00:07:27,760 --> 00:07:29,400 MONEY, BUT YOU CAN'T PUNISH 247 00:07:29,500 --> 00:07:31,760 SOMEONE FOR STEALING MY HEART. 248 00:07:31,860 --> 00:07:33,960 >> OH, YES, I CAN! 249 00:07:34,060 --> 00:07:35,800 JUST POINT HIM OUT AND I'LL 250 00:07:35,900 --> 00:07:37,760 PROVE IT TO YOU! 251 00:07:37,860 --> 00:07:39,230 >> NO. 252 00:07:39,330 --> 00:07:42,160 >> [GROWLS] 253 00:07:42,260 --> 00:07:45,030 [YELLS] 254 00:07:45,130 --> 00:07:48,200 [GRUNTING] 255 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:49,500 OK. 256 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:51,330 YOU WON'T TELL ME. 257 00:07:51,430 --> 00:07:54,230 BUT THIS BOXING RING WILL. 258 00:07:54,330 --> 00:07:56,630 YOU WON'T DARE HIT THE ONE YOU 259 00:07:56,730 --> 00:08:00,460 LIKE. 260 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:03,400 YOU FIRST, BUTTER-BUNS! 261 00:08:03,500 --> 00:08:04,430 >> AAGH! 262 00:08:04,530 --> 00:08:05,560 DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO BEAT ME 263 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:06,500 UP?! 264 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:07,860 >> OH, SORRY. 265 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:11,060 IT'S EITHER THIS OR THAT. 266 00:08:11,160 --> 00:08:15,500 >> [GROWLING] 267 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:16,860 >> OK, BUT... 268 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:18,360 WOULD YOU PLEASE NOT HIT MY GOOD 269 00:08:18,460 --> 00:08:21,260 SIDE? 270 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:22,200 [GRUNTS] 271 00:08:22,300 --> 00:08:23,700 >> YOU'RE NEXT, YOU BEAVER DUCK 272 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:25,200 LOVE BOAT! 273 00:08:25,300 --> 00:08:26,800 AAGH! 274 00:08:26,900 --> 00:08:29,300 >> GO EASY, MAN. 275 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:34,950 >> MOMMY? 276 00:08:50,460 --> 00:08:51,300 >> LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE THE ONLY 277 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:52,460 ONE LEFT. 278 00:08:52,560 --> 00:08:54,130 THE LOGISTICS OF LOGISTICAL LAWS 279 00:08:54,230 --> 00:08:55,600 OF LOGIC SAYS PATSY WROTE THE 280 00:08:55,700 --> 00:08:57,330 VALENTINE TO YOU! 281 00:08:57,430 --> 00:08:59,660 BUT BECAUSE I'M FAIR AND 282 00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:02,130 WE LIVE IN AMERICA, I'LL GIVE 283 00:09:02,230 --> 00:09:04,000 YOU THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT. 284 00:09:04,100 --> 00:09:05,160 >> OOF! 285 00:09:05,260 --> 00:09:06,960 UH... 286 00:09:07,060 --> 00:09:08,300 PATSY, 287 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:10,160 BEFORE YOU BEAT ME UP, 288 00:09:10,260 --> 00:09:12,500 I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I'M OK 289 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:13,900 WITH YOU BEATING ME UP. 290 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,130 >> LAZLO, I DON'T-- 291 00:09:16,230 --> 00:09:17,360 >> IT'S OK. 292 00:09:17,460 --> 00:09:18,400 I DON'T WANT YOU TO GET IN 293 00:09:18,500 --> 00:09:20,000 TROUBLE WITH YOUR DAD. 294 00:09:20,100 --> 00:09:22,860 I ACCEPT MY FATE FOR YOU, PATSY. 295 00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:24,130 DO IT. 296 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:25,230 DO IT. 297 00:09:25,330 --> 00:09:29,330 GET IT OVER WITH. 298 00:09:29,430 --> 00:09:31,680 >> [SHUDDERING] 299 00:09:34,830 --> 00:09:38,760 >> I KNEW IT WAS HIM ALL ALONG. 300 00:09:38,860 --> 00:09:41,410 IT'S PUNISH TIME! 301 00:09:44,060 --> 00:09:45,200 [GROWLING] 302 00:09:45,300 --> 00:09:46,060 >> [GASPS] 303 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:48,560 PLEASE, HELP ME! 304 00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:56,100 MAKE IT MORE CONVINCING! 305 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:08,300 THAT'S TOO CONVINCING. 306 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:15,700 >> OH, BUT, PUMPKIN, I WAS SURE 307 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:17,060 IT WAS HIM. 308 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:18,200 >> NO, DADDY. 309 00:10:18,300 --> 00:10:19,360 IT WASN'T HIM EITHER. 310 00:10:19,460 --> 00:10:21,000 >> OH, THEN I MUST HAVE MISSED 311 00:10:21,100 --> 00:10:22,330 SOMEBODY. 312 00:10:22,430 --> 00:10:24,000 ROUND EVERYONE UP. 313 00:10:24,100 --> 00:10:25,600 LET'S DO IT AGAIN! 314 00:10:25,700 --> 00:10:27,100 >> WAIT, DAD. 315 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:28,830 THERE'S SOMETHING I DIDN'T TELL 316 00:10:28,830 --> 00:10:30,100 YOU. 317 00:10:30,100 --> 00:10:31,930 I... 318 00:10:32,030 --> 00:10:33,060 NE... 319 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:35,630 >> YES?! 320 00:10:35,730 --> 00:10:38,600 >> [STAMMERING] 321 00:10:38,700 --> 00:10:41,060 I MADE IT FOR YOU, DADDY. 322 00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:42,400 >> FOR ME? 323 00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:44,900 THE WHOLE TIME? 324 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,730 NOT FOR ANY OF THESE CRUSTY 325 00:10:46,830 --> 00:10:49,730 LITTLE BOYS?! 326 00:10:49,830 --> 00:10:51,000 HA HA HA HA. 327 00:10:51,100 --> 00:10:53,300 AH HA HA HA HA! 328 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:55,600 CHIP OFF THE OLD BLOCK! 329 00:10:55,700 --> 00:10:56,760 >> HA HA HA HA! 330 00:10:56,860 --> 00:10:59,400 NO, A CHIP OFF MINE! 331 00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:01,160 >> THAT'S MY GIRL! 332 00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:02,330 HA HA! 333 00:11:02,430 --> 00:11:04,000 >> THAT'S MY DAD! 334 00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:05,400 >> MY GIRL! 335 00:11:05,500 --> 00:11:08,730 >> I GOT BEAT UP SO BAD, 336 00:11:08,830 --> 00:11:11,230 AND I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING! 337 00:11:11,330 --> 00:11:12,760 >> I--OW. 338 00:11:12,860 --> 00:11:14,460 >> WELL, WE DIDN'T GET BEAT UP. 339 00:11:14,560 --> 00:11:15,230 >> YEAH. 340 00:11:15,330 --> 00:11:16,600 >> BUT THAT'S BECAUSE WE'RE MADE 341 00:11:16,700 --> 00:11:19,460 OF MAGIC. 342 00:11:19,560 --> 00:11:21,830 YAH, YAH, YAH, YAH. 343 00:11:21,930 --> 00:11:26,130 YAH-YAH-YAH-YAH-YAH-YAH-YAH! 344 00:11:29,860 --> 00:11:30,830 [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY 345 00:11:30,930 --> 00:11:31,730 TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] 346 00:11:31,830 --> 00:11:32,560 [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL 347 00:11:32,660 --> 00:11:33,360 CAPTIONING INSTITUTE 348 00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:34,360 --www.ncicap.org--] 349 00:11:34,460 --> 00:11:35,960 >> [YELLING GIBBERISH] 350 00:11:36,060 --> 00:11:38,930 [GROWLING] 351 00:11:39,030 --> 00:11:40,800 [SNIFFING] 352 00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:42,250 [YELLING] 353 00:11:49,330 --> 00:11:49,360 [WHEEZES]