[REVEILLE PLAYS]
>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS,
ATTENTION, CAMPERS--
IT'S TIME FOR "CAMP LAZLO!"
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS
WHO MADE A FRIEND
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO
WENT TO CAMP
AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
>> MY OLD CABIN COULD SURE USE
AN UPGRADE.
♪ DA DUM
DA DUM
DUM ♪
OH, THE OFFICIAL SCOUTMASTER
UPGRADE?!
WELL, YES, OF COURSE, I KNOW I
DESERVE IT FOR KEEPING MY CAMPER
ENROLLMENT QUOTA FOR 3 YEARS
RUNNING, BUT...
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
WHAT?!
>> [SOBBING]
>> SLINKMAN, WHY ARE THEY
WEEPING?
>> SKIP AND CHIP'S CAMP DUES
HAVEN'T BEEN PAID UP IN MONTHS.
I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO SEND
THEM HOME TO THEIR 3 NANNIES.
IT'S SCOUT REGULATIONS.
>> WE LOVE CAMP!
>> WE DON'T WANT TO GO HOME!
>> HOME?
SLINKMAN, WE CAN'T SEND THEM
HOME!
IF WE DO, IT WILL RUIN MY HIGH
ENROLLMENT STREAK--
AND I WON'T GET MY CABIN
UPGRADE!
>> OFFICIALLY, THE ONLY WAY THEY
CAN STAY IS IF THEY HAVE JOBS
HERE IN CAMP TO PAY OFF WHAT
THEY OWE.
>> YES, JOBS!
PROBLEM SOLVED.
>> CHEF McMUESLI, I'M ASSIGNING
CHIP AND SKIP HERE TO WORK FOR
THE MESS HALL.
>> OH.
ALL RIGHTY THEN, BOYS.
THEN LET'S GET TO WORK.
HERE.
PUT ON THESE HAIR NETS.
SO, WHAT I'D LIKE YOU TWO TO DO
IS--
>> I SAW A FIRE TRUCK.
>> GREETINGS, SIRS.
I'D LIKE WHATEVER DELICACIES THE
CHEFS ARE RECOMMENDING THIS
AFTERNOON.
[CHUCKLES]
>> WHAT DO YOU RECOMMEND?
IT NEEDS SOMETHING.
HMM.
[BUZZING]
YOU'RE A GENIUS.
>> UH...
>> I'M NOT HUNGRY ANY MORE.
>> MUST THROW UP.
>> I'LL TAKE THAT!
[MUNCHING]
[RETCHING]
>> APPARENTLY WORKING WITH FOOD
IS TOO COMPLICATED FOR YOU TWO,
SO YOU'LL BE WORKING WITH
MEDICINE.
>> [SOBBING]
>> ARE YOU HURT, SCOUTMASTER?
>> [SOBBING]
...PAPER CUT.
>> WHERE?
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
OH, THERE GOES THE PHONE.
YOU BOYS CAN BANDAGE HIM UP,
RIGHT?
>> HUH?!
>> YOU'LL BE FINE.
NURSE LESLIE SPEAKING.
LOOK...
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL
YOU MECHANICS WHAT TO DO WITH MY
CAR?!
I'M GONNA TAKE YOU THROUGH IT
STEP BY STEP FOR THE LAST TIME.
>> NURSE LESLIE, WE BANDAGED
HIM.
WHAT ELSE SHOULD WE DO?
>> STEP ONE: OPEN THE HOOD.
>> OPEN THE HOOD.
>> AAGH!
>> LIFT THE ENGINE.
>> OW, OW!
>> NOW REMOVE AND REATTACH THE
HOSE.
>> AAGH!
AAGH!
>> GET OUT.
HERE YOU GO, SIR.
A NICE SUNSET TO HELP YOU RELAX.
>> [GRUMBLING]
SUNSET.
SUNSET!
I'LL GIVE YOU A SUNSET,
DOCTOR JERKYLL!
OH, WELL, I GUESS
THAT IS PRETTY NICE.
MM-HMM.
YES.
HUH?!
DARN MOUNTAIN!
GET OUT OF THE WAY, YOU BIG PILE
OF DIRT!
YOU'RE RUINING MY SUNSET.
>> SIR, WE'VE RUN OUT OF JOBS
FOR THESE TWO.
>> THOSE TWO COCKROACHES WANT A
JOB?
GET THEM TO MOVE THAT MOUNTAIN
THAT'S BLOCKING MY SUNSET.
>> SIR, WHY DON'T YOU JUST MOVE
YOUR CHAIR?
>> "WHY DON'T YOU JUST MOVE YOUR
CHAIR?!"
FLIP AND DIP?!
>> YEAH?
>> MOVE THAT MOUNTAIN!
>> YES, SIR!
>> REALLY.
ALL THIS FOR A CABIN UPGRADE.
>> HEE HEE HEE HEE.
>> [GRUNTING]
>> HEY!
AAGH!
OW.
ALL RIGHT, YOU STINK BAGS,
WELCOME TO YOUR NEW CABIN.
>> WE'VE ALWAYS WANTED OUR VERY
OWN CABIN.
>> YEAH, THANKS, MR. LUMPUS.
YOU'RE SO NICE TO US.
>> SO, SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS,
WHAT'S OUR NEXT JOB?
>> OH, RIGHT.
WHY DON'T YOU KEEP A LOOKOUT FOR
ANY STRAY OIL TANKERS THAT MIGHT
WANDER INTO THE SWIMMING AREA.
[BELL CLANGS]
♪ CABIN UPGRADE
CABIN UPGRADE
CABIN UPGRADE ♪
HUH?!
OH, NO.
THAT'S HOO HA'S JEEP.
HE WASN'T DUE TO INSPECT CAMP
FOR ANOTHER MONTH.
SLINKMAN, WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> COMMANDER HOO HA JUST STORMED
IN AND COMMANDEERED YOUR
BEDROOM.
>> WELL, I'LL JUST HAVE TO
COMMANDEER YOUR BEDROOM THEN,
SLINKMAN.
COMMANDER HOO HA, ARE YOU ALL
RIGHT?
WHAT DID YOU DO?
>> I KNOCKED DOWN THE
WALL SEPARATING YOU AND
MR. SLINKMAN'S BEDROOMS.
>> WHY?
>> I'M A BIG MAN, AND I NEED A
BIG ROOM!
LUMPUS, I'LL BE STAYING HERE
INDEFINITELY.
I DECIDED I NEED A BREAK FROM
THE GOOD LIFE.
A MAN NEEDS TO ROUGH IT IN A
DUMP LIKE THIS EVERY ONCE IN A
WHILE TO KEEP HIS EDGE.
>> BUT...
BUT WHERE WILL I SLEEP?
UGH.
SLINKMAN,
TELL ME WHAT WE'RE DOING IN THE
DUNG BEETLE'S CABIN?
>> THESE WERE THE ONLY TWO
AVAILABLE BEDS, SIR.
>> BEDS?
I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE LATRINE.
THINGS ARE MOVING AND JUMPING IN
MY BLANKET.
>> THINGS AREN'T ANY BETTER DOWN
HERE.
I GOT SOME MYSTERY OOZE DRIPPING
ON ME.
>> HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL?!
I'VE GOTTA BUNK WITH THEM.
>> SLINKMAN,
WHY AM I LAYING IN THIS COMPOST
HEAP WHILE THAT SCOUT'S BED IS
ALL CLEAN AND WARM AND SNUGGLY?
>> WELL, SIR, THAT'S EDWARD'S
BED--
>> NOT ANY MORE.
I'M CLAIMING IT.
[SOBBING]
[ROOSTER CROWS]
AAGH!
HOW DID I GET OUT OF BED?
THE MOLD I WAS IN MUST HAVE
MIGRATED.
SLINKMAN?
SLINKMAN, ARE YOU IN THERE?
PUSH, SLINKMAN, PUSH!
I SEE YOUR HEAD!
KEEP PUSHING!
HERE YOU COME!
OH, YOU'RE A BOY!
>> AAGH.
AAGH, NYAY, NYAY, NYAY, NYAY.
>> AND JUST LOOK AT HIM.
SITTING AT MY DESK, CHEWING MY
GUM.
[GROWLS]
I KNOW WHY THAT BLOWHARD BISON
IS HERE, SLINKMAN.
HE WANTS TO BE THE FIRST TO
ENJOY MY NEW CABIN UPGRADE.
"A MAN NEEDS TO ROUGH IT ONCE IN
A WHILE!"
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH,
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!
>> IT JUST DOESN'T SEEM FAIR,
SIR.
WITH THE DUNG BEETLES DOING JOBS
IN CAMP, YOU'VE EARNED YOUR
ENROLLMENT RECORD FAIR AND
SQUARE.
>> SLINKMAN, YOU'RE BRILLIANT.
>> THANK YOU, SIR.
>> FLIP AND DIP, HAVE I GOT A
JOB FOR YOU.
>> REALLY?!
WOW!
>> UH...
WHERE'S CHIP?
>> TOP BUNK.
>> OH, OF COURSE.
>> [SNORING]
>> [FART]
>> HUH?!
SON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
>> OH, HI.
I'M SKIP,
YOUR LIVE-IN CABIN HELP.
[FARTS]
>> PHEW!
WELL, SON, YOU STINK!
AND YOU'RE GONNA FOLLOW ME
AROUND ALL DAY?
>> I'M HERE TO PLEASE.
>> IT'S WORKING, SLINKMAN.
>> I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT, SIR.
>> WELL...
I LIKE IT!
IT'S JUST THE KIND OF ROUGHING
IT THIS OLD WAR BUFFALO NEEDS.
HA HA HA!
>> HE LIKES COT STENCH.
>> THAT'S BED FOUL, SLINKMAN!
>> HEY, CHIP.
IT'S YOUR SHIFT.
>> WHAT?
WHO?
[HUMMING]
>> GOOD MORNING, SKIP.
>> GOOD MORNING.
I'M CHIP.
I AM CHIP, YOU'RE LITTLE--
>> YEAH, YEAH.
I HEARD IT ALREADY.
SO, WHAT'S THE SLOP TODAY?
>> UH...
SLOP A LA CHIP.
>> WHAT'S IN IT?
>> UH, LET'S SEE...
SUGAR...
AND THAT GOOP THAT FELL OUT OF
MY ARMPIT WHILE I WAS FRYING IT.
>> SON, I HAVEN'T HAD SLOP LIKE
THAT SINCE EATING SPOILED GOPHER
GUTS IN THE TRENCHES OF TRIPOLI!
LUMPUS REALLY KNOWS HOW TO LIVE!
>> SORRY, SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS.
MR. HOO HA STILL LOVES IT HERE.
>> IT'S TOO LATE, CHIP.
OUR CABIN GUNK FINALLY GOT THEM.
I TRIED TO STOP IT, BUT POOR
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS--WE WERE ONLY
TRYING TO DO A GOOD JOB!
[SOBBING]
>> IT'S TIME.
>> TIME TO SUMMON ALL THE
CREATURES OF THE UNCLEAN.
>> FOR THE SAKE OF GOOD OLD
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS.
>> [HUMMING "BATTLE HYMN
OF THE REPUBLIC"]
FLIP, DIP?!
WHAT'S TAKING YOU SO LONG?!
I NEED MORE SOAP!
MY FOAM IS LOSING ITS ZEST!
>> YOU READY?
>> YEP.
>> SCUM TWIN POWERS ACTIVATE!
>> COME ON, GUYS!
WHAT'S GOING ON OUT THERE?!
TOOT!
TOOT, TOOT, TOOT!
I LOVE ROUGHING IT, BUT
CAMP KIDNEY IS TOO ROUGH.
UGH!
>> WHOO!
>> "LUMPUS,
THANK YOU FOR THE ROOM AND
BOARD.
YOU AND YOUR CAMP KIDNEY CAMPERS
HAVE TRULY REDEFINED THE CONCEPT
OF ROUGHING IT."
HA HA HA!
THAT'S RIGHT, HOO HA,
YOU TENDERFOOT!
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU
MESS WITH THE BULL MOOSE!
>> UH, SIR,
SHOULDN'T WE GET STARTED ON
HAVING YOUR CABIN DE-SCUMMED.
>> NOT TO WORRY, SLUGWORTH.
I'LL BE GETTING MY CABIN UPGRADE
ANY DAY NOW.
UH, WHAT'S IN THE BOX?
>> OH, WELL, IT'S YOUR NEW CABIN
UPGRADE, SIR--
THE OFFICIAL BEAN SCOUT
CUP HOLDER.
VERY LOVELY, ISN'T IT, SIR?
>> SLINKMAN?
>> YES, SIR?
>> WHY IS THIS YEAR'S UPGRADE
ONLY A CUP HOLDER?
>> I TOLD YOU THEY'D MADE SOME
CUTBACKS THIS YEAR.
THEY COULDN'T AFFORD TO DO THE
BIG PALACE THING AGAIN.
>> YOU DIDN'T MENTION THAT.
>> OH, NO, SIR, I DID.
>> UH-UH.
>> YAH-HUH, I DISTINCTLY
REMEMBER--
>> NOPE.
>> DID, TOO.
I--I DID TELL YOU THAT.
>> SLINKMAN!
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>> [YELLING GIBBERISH]
[GROWLING]
[SNIFFING]
[YELLING]
[WHEEZES]