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>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS,
ATTENTION, CAMPERS--
IT'S TIME FOR "CAMP LAZLO!"
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS
WHO MADE A FRIEND
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO
WENT TO CAMP
AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
>> AAH!
SUNNY MOOSE RETIREMENT VILLAGE.
YOU JUST SIT BACK, RELAX,
AND DO NOTHING.
>> WHO WANTS CAKE?!
>> I DIDN'T ORDER A CAKE.
>> BUT, SIR,
IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY.
>> [SCOFFS]
I HAVEN'T HAD A BIRTHDAY IN 15
YEARS.
I'M LIKE, UH...
29.
>> 35, 62...
AAGH!
YOU ARE NOT 29, SIR.
YOU'RE OLD.
>> OLD?!
[GRUMBLING]
I AM NOT--
AAGH!
OLD?
SLINKMAN, IT'S TIME.
>> YOU WANT YOUR CAKE NOW, SIR?
>> NO.
I MEAN IT'S TIME, SLINKMAN.
TIME TO MOVE BEYOND THE
RESTRICTIVE BORDERS OF CAMP
KIDNEY.
SLINKMAN,
I'M RETIRING.
>> RETIRING TO WHERE, SIR?
>> TO SUNNY MOOSE RETIREMENT
VILLAGE TO DO WHAT I HAVE PUT
OFF FOR FAR TOO LONG, SLINKMAN--
NOTHING.
>> BUT, SIR, ISN'T THAT
WHAT YOU USUALLY--
>> IT'S TIME TO HAND THE REINS
OVER, SLINKMAN.
BEHOLD!
THE CHERISHED CAMP KIDNEY FAMILY
TREE.
WHEN THE BIG BEAN WHO FOUNDED
THIS CAMP RETIRED, HE PASSED IT
DOWN TO HIS SON GOOBER.
>> YES, I KNOW THE STORY, SIR.
>> AND THEN HE PASSED IT DOWN TO
HIS SON UH, DE--JERRY.
>> JEBEDIAH, SIR.
>> OH, WELL, WHATEVER.
AND THEN HE PASSED IT DOWN TO
HIS SON WHO SQUANDERED HIS
INHERITANCE.
TISK, TISK.
AND THAT'S WHEN MY GRANDFATHER
EARNED HIS RIGHTFUL CHAIR AT
CAMP KIDNEY--LEGALLY, I REMIND
YOU.
AND HE PASSED IT TO MY DAD,
WHO GAVE IT TO ME--WHO, WITH THE
DEEPEST LOVE AND DEVOTION, SHALL
BEQUEATH CAMP KIDNEY TO MY SON.
[GASPS]
SLINKMAN, I DON'T HAVE A SON!
MY BRANCH IS BARREN!
[SOBBING]
>> KNOCK, KNOCK!
ANYONE HOME?
[HUMMING]
♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TODAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS!
>> WHERE'S MY FOREFATHERS?!
>> I BROUGHT YOU A BIRTHDAY
PRESENT.
>> ...FIELDS WERE APLENTY...
>> UH, LAZLO, NOW IS NOT THE
RIGHT TIME.
>> OH, UM...
WELL, I'LL JUST LEAVE IT HERE
THEN.
>> MY GRANDFATHER HAD 16
CHILDREN TO CHOOSE FROM.
AND MY DAD WAS BLESSED ENOUGH TO
HAVE YOURS TRULY.
BUT I--I DON'T--
HEY.
I DON'T KNOW WHY I NEVER SAW
THAT BEFORE.
>> LAZLO.
>> LAZLO IS MY SON?
>> UH, WAIT A MINUTE, SIR.
HE JUST BOUGHT YOU A GIFT, SIR,
AND HUNG--
>> A GIFT FROM THE HEAVENS!
LAZLO IS MY SON, SLINKMAN.
>> WHAT?!
>> YES, IT IS TRUE, LAZLO.
YOU'RE DEAR OLD DAD HAS DECIDED
IT'S TIME TO RETIRE.
HE WANTS TO PASS THE TORCH.
ALL OF THIS...
IS NOW YOURS.
>> WOW!
WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT MY DAD
OWNED ALL OF CAMP KIDNEY?!
YOU REALLY ARE THE GREATEST DAD
IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD.
>> NOW, NOW,
SPARE ME THE WATERWORKS.
RIGHT NOW IT IS MY DUTY TO
REVEAL TO YOU WHAT BEING
SCOUTMASTER OF GLORIOUS
CAMP KIDNEY IS ALL ABOUT.
>> IT'S ABOUT SHARING THE GREAT
WONDER OF NATURE WITH THE ONES
YOU LOVE.
>> WHAT?
NO, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
[REVVING]
IT'S ABOUT CONFISCATING
EVERYTHING IN SIGHT AND CALLING
IT YOURS!
>> SIR.
>> HELP ME STRAP THIS TO THE
CAR, WILL YOU, SON?
WELL, SCOUTS, I GUESS THIS IS
IT.
NOW, I KNOW SOME OF YOU MAY FIND
IT DIFFICULT TO SAY GOOD-BYE.
>> GOOD-BYE!
OH, I SAID IT!
NOW THAT WASN'T SO BAD.
>> GOOD-BYE!
>> CIAO, BELLA!
>> GOOD-BYE!
>> TAKE CARE!
>> MAY THE ROAD RISE
TO MEET YOU!
>> ALL RIGHT!
THAT'S ENOUGH!
STUPID...
[GRUMBLING]
>> STOP IN THE NAME OF
CAMP KIDNEY!
>> OUT OF MY WAY, SLINKY.
>> AREN'T YOU FORGETTING
SOMETHING?
>> OH!
WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU,
MY LITTLE RETIREMENT ASSISTANT?
>> YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME.
>> I CERTAINLY CAN'T FIT YOU IN
THE CAR WITH ALL MY STUFF.
>> THIS STUFF IS PROPERTY OF
CAMP KIDNEY, INCLUDING ME.
>> WELL, ISN'T THIS A ROTTEN
DEAL?
BUT IF I DON'T GET IT, THEN WHO
DOES?
>> SCOUTMASTER LAZLO REPORTING
FOR DUTY.
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO WEAR THIS!
HA HA.
HEE HEE!
HA HA HA!
>> I DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT.
>> FOR MY FIRST ORDER OF
BUSINESS, I DECLARE TODAY IS
EVERYBODY'S BIRTHDAY!
>> [CHEERING]
>> BIRTHDAY MARSHMALLOW ROAST AT
THE FLAGPOLE IN 20 MINUTES,
CAMPERS.
>> WHOO-HOO!
>> ALL RIGHT!
>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SKIP.
>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CHIP.
>> GO AHEAD.
I DON'T CARE ABOUT ALL THAT.
I AM A RETIRING GROWNUP.
PTHBBBT!
>> ATTENTION, CIVILIAN.
STEP UP TO THE GATE PLEASE.
>> GATE?
FUNNY.
I DON'T REMEMBER THAT BEING
HERE.
>> APPROACH THE WINDOW.
>> WHAT'S THAT?
>> EVERYTHING YOU ORIGINALLY
ENTERED CAMP KIDNEY WITH--
ONE STANDARD ISSUE BEAN SCOUT
UNIFORM, 68 CENTS CHANGE, AND A
HALF-EATEN CHOCOLATE BAR.
>> GAH!
BEAN SCOUT UNIFORM.
LIKE I NEED THAT OLD THING.
WHY, I'VE NEVER BEEN SO
HUMILIATED IN ALL MY LIFE.
>> YOUR BUS TO SUNNY MOOSE WILL
BE HERE SHORTLY.
WE HOPE YOU HAVE ENJOYED YOUR
STAY AT CAMP KIDNEY.
>> WHAT'S CAMP KIDNEY?
I'VE FORGOTTEN IT ALREADY.
HUH.
>> [CHEERING]
>> LOOK AT THAT.
FRESH AS A PINE TREE.
>> UH, SCOUTMASTER LAZLO,
I JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU THAT
YOUR MARSHMALLOW ROAST WILL BE
READY SOON.
EDWARD VOLUNTEERED TO ORGANIZE
THE KINDLING GATHERING.
>> THAT'S IT.
JUST THROW LUMPUS' DESK ON TOP
OF HIS MARLIN.
>> SLINKMAN, SLINKMAN, SLINKMAN,
WE'VE BEEN THROUGH A LOT
TOGETHER, HAVEN'T WE?
>> OH, YES, SIR.
>> YOU MEAN A LOT TO ME,
SLINKMAN.
>> I CAN TELL, SIR.
>> OH, YEAH.
ANY MINUTE NOW, THE LAST BUS TO
MOOSEVILLE WILL BE HERE TO
FINALLY SWEEP ME AWAY TO A LIFE
OF LEISURE.
HEY, MY BASS ELIMINATOR!
CAREFUL WITH THAT!
>> PIZZA, FRENCH FRIES.
PIZZA, FRENCH FRIES.
>> HEY, SAMSON, DO ME A FAVOR,
WILL YOU?
>> HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?
>> WHAT?!
HELLO, EARTH TO SAMSON,
IT'S ME, SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS.
>> BUT...
BUT LAZLO'S MY SCOUTMASTER.
>> NOW, LOOK, FUR BALL, I--
>> HELP!
STRANGER AT THE GATE!
[GASPING]
>> [SCREAMING]
THIS IS ABSURD!
WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT ARE THEY LAUGHING AT?
THEY'RE LAUGHING AT ME, AREN'T
THEY?!
>> AW, COME ON, SLINKMAN.
>> NO, STOP.
>> JUST ONE MORE HUG.
>> PLANNED IT.
THEY PLANNED IT THIS WAY ALL
ALONG.
THE MONKEY AND SLUG MEANT TO
SWINDLE MY CAMP FROM ME.
IF THAT'S THE WAY YOU WANT IT,
YOU CAN HAVE YOUR LOUSY
MONKEY-SLUG CAMP 'CAUSE I'VE GOT
SUNNY MOOSE!
>> ...ON TOP OF THE DINING ROOM
SET.
>> DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING?
>> SOUNDED LIKE SOME KIND OF
LUNATIC STRANGER.
>> SCOUTMASTER LAZLO,
THERE'S A LUNATIC STRANGER AT
THE GATE.
>> THAT'S RIGHT, I GOT
SUNNY MOOSE, BABY!
[HONK, HONK]
>> [GROANING]
>> ALGONQUIN C. LUMPUS?
COMING?
>> WHERE DO YOU WANT THIS
BEDROOM FURNITURE OF THAT MOOSE
GUY THAT I VAGUELY REMBER?
>> THROW IT ON TOP OF THE
DINING ROOM SET.
HUSTLE WITH THOSE MOOSE GUY
APPLIANCES.
WE'RE GETTING CLOSE TO IGNITION.
>> HOW WE DOING ON THE
MARSHMALLOWS, MR. SLINKMAN?
>> I JUST CAN'T GET THEM TO STAY
ON THE STICKS RIGHT.
>> HERE.
LET ME SHOW YOU.
>> [GRUNTING]
>> LIKE THIS.
>> YOU MADE IT LOOK SO EASY,
SCOUTMASTER LAZLO--
THE WAY YOU STUCK IT TO THAT
SUCKER.
>> THE KEY IS TO STICK 'EM IN
THE BACK.
>> YOU MEAN WHEN THEY'RE NOT
LOOKING?
HA HA HA HA.
AAGH, NO!
NOT IN THE BACK!
AAGH!
>> THERE YOU GO!
THAT'S IT!
>> YOU GOT ME!
>> THAT'S ENOUGH!
>> MR. LUMPUS?
>> [PANTING]
OH, DON'T YOU MR. LUMPUS ME!
>> YOU'VE COME BACK TO VISIT,
HAVEN'T YOU?!
>> COME BACK TO FIND MY OWN SON
STICKING ME IN THE BACK.
>> AND ON THE WAY, HE STOPPED BY
HERE TO VISIT WITH US!
HOW SWEET!
>> UH, NO.
ACTUALLY, I THINK--
>> OH, BEFORE I FORGET,
I NEED TO GET SOMETHING FOR YOU.
DON'T GO ANYWHERE.
>> WHAT HAPPENED TO SUNNY MOOSE,
SIR?
>> TRAITOR.
>> HEY, EDWARD!
HAVE YOU SEEN THAT PICTURE
I GAVE TO MR. LUMPUS FOR HIS
BIRTHDAY?
>> DAVE!
>> OH, THANKS.
GOSH, MR. LUMPUS,
IT REALLY IS NICE TO SEE YOU
AGAIN.
>> WEARING MY HAT.
>> I MEAN, HOW LONG HAS
IT BEEN SINCE HE'S BEEN GONE,
MR. SLINKMAN?
>> 20 MINUTES NOW, SIR.
>> HERE YOU GO.
>> EATING MY CONFISCATED
MARSHMALLOWS.
>> I FORGOT TO GIVE IT TO YOU
BEFORE YOU LEFT.
>> SITTING ON MY CHAIR.
>> YOU USING THIS?
>> NO, GO AHEAD.
>> ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE!
ON MY CUE!
>> ANYWAY, YOU TAKE CARE,
AND SAY HI TO YOUR SON.
>> AND NOW YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO
GIVE ME THIS!
[SOBBING]
WHY DID YOU DO IT TO ME, LAZLO?!
YOU'RE MY VERY OWN SON!
MY OWN SON!
[SOBBING]
>> MR. SLINKMAN?
>> YES, SIR?
>> WHY DOES MR. LUMPUS THINK I'M
HIS SON AND IS NOW CRYING
HYSTERICALLY?
>> YOU HUNG YOUR PICTURE ON HIS
FAMILY TREE, REMBER?
>> OH.
SO, HE'S NOT HERE TO VISIT HIS
SON?
>> NO, SIR.
>> AND MY OWN DAD DIDN'T LEAVE
ME CAMP KIDNEY.
>> UH-UH.
>> MR. LUMPUS...
I'M NOT REALLY YOUR SON.
I ACCIDENTALLY HUNG MY PICTURE
ON YOUR FAMILY TREE.
HA HA HA.
WHOOPS!
>> YOU MEAN CAMP KIDNEY,
IT'S STILL MINE?
I DON'T HAVE TO RETIRE?
>> THAT'S RIGHT, SIR.
WELCOME BACK.
>> I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO
SUNNY MOOSE!
I'M STILL SCOUTMASTER
OF CAMP KIDNEY--
>> 5, 4, 3, TWO, ONE!
[BOOM]
[CHEERING]
>> YEAH, BABY!
>> SCOUTMASTER LAZLO?
>> OH, HI, RAJ.
>> UM...
MY CABIN IS ON FIRE.
>> I'M NOT THE SCOUTMASTER
ANYMORE.
MR. LUMPUS ISN'T RETIRING.
HE'S SCOUTMASTER AGAIN.
>> OH.
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS,
MY CABIN'S ON FIRE.
[BELLS RINGING]
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS,
THERE IS FIRE ON YOUR SHOE.
>> [GASPS]
PHEW!
[GASPS]
PHEW!
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PHEW!
[GASPS]
PHEW!
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PHEW!
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PHEW!
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