[REVEILLE PLAYS]
>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS,
ATTENTION, CAMPERS--
IT'S TIME FOR "CAMP LAZLO!"
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS
WHO MADE A FRIEND
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO
WENT TO CAMP
AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
>> MINE'S THE BEST.
>> NO, MINE IS THE BEST.
>> OH, YEAH?!
>> YEAH!
>> LISTEN, PLATYPUS,
FROSTBITE POPS ARE THE BEST,
AND YOU KNOW IT!
>> IF YOU BROUGHT YOUR HEAD OUT
OF THE SWAMP, YOU WOULD KNOW
THAT SPUTNIK COSMO POPS ARE
33 1/3 TIMES BETTER THAN YOUR
GARBAGE ON A STICK!
>> CHILL POPS!
>> COSMO POPS!
>> ISN'T IT GREAT HOW GRETCHEN
AND EDWARD DEBATE EVERY TIME WE
GET A VISIT FROM THE ICE CREAM
TRUCK?
>> REALLY GREAT.
>> DUMB ARGUMENT.
>> SHE STARTS IN ON IT EVERY
TIME.
>> YOU STARTED, BEAN BRAIN.
>> GUYS, GUYS!
EVERY TONGUE IS DIFFERENT.
THAT'S NO REASON TO FIGHT.
IT SEEMS TO ME THAT THE ONLY WAY
TO SOLVE THIS IS WITH A RACE.
>> HA!
A RACE!
THAT'S A LAUGH.
I'D WHIP HER IN A SECOND.
>> OOH!
YOU'RE SO SURE ABOUT THAT, ARE
YOU, SPUT-NUT?!
>> THEN IT'S SETTLED!
THE FIRST ONE TO THE FLAGPOLE
WINS.
READY...
SET...
GO!
>> ARE YOU SURE GRETCHEN DIDN'T
THINK YOU SAID NORTH POLE?
'CAUSE THE FLAGPOLE IS THAT WAY!
>> IN YOU FACE, YOU DUMB
ALLIGATOR!
I KNEW SPUTNIK COSMO POPS WERE
THE BEST EVER!
WHOO!
>> I'LL GO GET GRETCHEN.
>> HI, GRANDMA.
I KNEW THAT DUMB PLATYPUS
COULDN'T KEEP UP WITH ME.
HA HA HA HA HA--
OOF!
>> [LAUGHTER]
>> HERE, GRETCHEN.
I THINK YOU NEED THESE MORE THAN
I DO.
>> [LAUGHTER]
>> THERE YOU ARE, GRETCHEN.
YOU ARE SUPER FAST.
I DIDN'T THINK I'D EVER CATCH
UP.
>> [LAUGHTER]
>> HEY, GUYS!
WHAT ARE WE ALL LAUGHING AT?
>> [LAUGHTER]
>> THIS WOULD BE WAY FUNNIER IF
I KNEW WHAT WE WERE LAUGHING AT!
HA HA!
>> LAZLO!
I'M GONNA GET YOU IF IT'S THE
LAST THING I DO.
>> YOU'RE GONNA GET ME?
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
>> OH, I WOULDN'T WANT TO RUIN
THE SURPRISE.
[GRUNTS]
>> WAIT FOR US, GRETCHEN.
>> RAJ, WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
>> I BELIEVE THAT GRETCHEN IS
GOING TO...
GET YOU.
>> IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD.
>> HA HA HA HA.
HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THE LAST
CAMPER GRETCHEN GOT?
AND THE ONE BEFORE THAT WAS EVEN
WORSE.
>> THAT'S TERRIBLE!
YOU HAVE TO HELP ME!
>> OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
I THINK THAT YOU ARE FORGETTING
THE LAST TIME SOMEONE TRIED TO
PROTECT SOMEBODY FROM GRETCHEN.
I AM AFRAID YOU ARE ON YOU OWN,
MY FRIEND.
>> OH, NO.
>> PSST!
OVER HERE!
>> WHO'S THERE?
[WHIRRING]
SAMSON?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>> SHH!
I HEARD ABOUT YOUR PROBLEM,
AND I CAN HELP.
I KNOW SOMEONE WHO CAN TAKE CARE
OF GRETCHEN.
>> REALLY?!
WELL, HOW THOROUGH IS THIS
SOMEONE?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
HOW AFRAID OF HER ARE YOU?
>> LET'S JUST SAY I WANT TO GET
HER THE V.I.P. TREATMENT.
>> HA HA HA.
I HEARD SHE WAS JUST GONNA GET
YOU, BUT SHE WON'T BE ABLE TO
AFTER SHE GETS V.I.P. TREATMENT.
>> THAT MAKES ME FEEL SO MUCH
BETTER!
SO, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA DO IT?
>> OH, I WON'T BE DOING THE JOB.
>> THEN WHO WILL?
>> TRUST ME, YOU DON'T WANT
TO KNOW.
[WHIRRING]
>> HOW DO YOU DO THAT?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> SEE YOU, SAMSON.
HEY, RAJ.
HEY, CLAM.
>> HI, LAZLO.
>> UH...
>> HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
>> NEVER BETTER.
THIS HAS TO BE ONE OF THE BEST
DAYS EVER.
>> UM, LAZLO?
>> YES, RAJ?
>> YOU KNOW THAT I AM THE LAST
ELEPHANT TO GO STICKING MY TRUNK
IN OTHER PEOPLE'S BUSINESS,
BUT YOU SEEM SO UPBEAT.
HA HA HA HA.
ARE YOU NOT EVEN A LITTLE
WORRIED THAT GRETCHEN IS GOING
TO GET YOU?
>> GET YOU?
>> OH, I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT HER ANYMORE.
>> WHY?
>> SAMSON'S GETTING SOMEONE TO
TAKE CARE OF GRETCHEN FOR ME.
>> TAKE CARE OF HER?
>> EXPLAIN.
>> SOMEBODY GOES OVER TO ACORN
FLATS, TALKS TO HER, WASHES HER
HAIR.
YOU KNOW, TAKES CARE OF HER.
SHE'LL GET SO OVERWHELMED BY ALL
THAT PAMPERING SHE'LL FORGET ALL
ABOUT EVER WANTING TO GET ME.
>> THAT IS GENIUS!
>> GENIUS!
>> I WISH SOMEONE WOULD TAKE
CARE OF ME.
>> IF YOU PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT,
AS SOON AS SAMSON'S DONE TAKING
CARE OF GRETCHEN, I MIGHT JUST
GET HIM TO TAKE CARE OF YOU,
TOO.
>> OH, LAZLO, YOU ARE A TRUE
FRIEND.
>> UH...
>> CLAM?
DID YOU WANT TO BE TAKEN CARE
OF, TOO?
>> PAMPER.
>> I THOUGHT SO.
I KNOW SAMSON SAID HE COULDN'T
TELL ME WHO HE WAS USING.
[GASPS]
THERE HE IS.
WAIT.
SAMSON WOULDN'T USE--
[SCREAMS]
HE WOULD!
NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD
SUSPECT CHIP AND SKIP.
I BET THEY'RE GONNA TAKE CARE OF
GRETCHEN RIGHT AFTER BREAKFAST.
AND I THINK I'LL FOLLOW THEM
WHEN THEY LEAVE JUST TO MAKE
SURE.
[TOILET FLUSHES]
>> WHY DO THE NEW TOILET PAPER
HOLDERS LOOK LIKE LAZLO?
>> THAT ONE LOOKS LIKE A CLOUD,
SEE?
>> WHICH ONE?
>> THAT ONE.
>> WHY ARE THEY TAKING SO LONG?
MAYBE THEY JUST NEED SOME
TAKING-CARE-OF TOOLS BEFORE THEY
CAN SEE GRETCHEN.
THIS SHOULD DO THE TRICK--
A DELUXE SPA BASKET.
NOW IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME.
HUH?
[SQUIRT, SQUIRT]
>> YOU'RE PRETTIER.
>> NO, YOU ARE.
>> WAIT.
YOU WANT TO GO SKIP AROUND CAMP?
>> YES.
>> [GIGGLING]
>> DON'T THEY KNOW THAT
GRETCHEN'S GONNA GET ME IF THEY
DON'T TAKE CARE OF HER SOON?!
>> [CLAMORING]
>> LAZLO, CAN YOU PASS THE
POPCORN?
I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T WORRIED
ABOUT GRETCHEN GETTING YOU
ANYMORE.
>> SAMSON HIRED CHIP AND SKIP TO
TAKE CARE OF GRETCHEN, AND
THEY'RE TAKING A LONG TIME.
>> [GULP]
WELL, UH...
UM...
HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT CHIP AND
SKIP AREN'T HERE?
I BET THEY'RE TAKING CARE OF
GRETCHEN AS WE SPEAK.
>> YOU'RE RIGHT, RAJ.
>> AH-CHOO!
HERE.
TRY THIS VANILLA PERFUME.
>> AH-CHOO!
VANILLA MAKE ME SNEEZE, TOO.
>> HERE.
TRY THE CHERRY.
>> THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
HELPING ME,
NOT WATCHING SOME MOVIE CALLED--
SAY, WHAT'S THIS MOVIE CALLED
ANYWAY?
>> "TAKING CARE OF FRANKIE
SALVATORE AND HIS ENTIRE FAMILY
ORGANIZATION."
>> A FILM ABOUT TAKING CARE OF
PEOPLE.
OOH!
THEY MUST BE HERE TO TAKE NOTES.
>> [MUNCHING]
>> VERY CLEVER, BOYS.
>> I GUESS WE ARE SUPPOSED TO
EAT THIS LIPSTICK STUFF.
[FANFARE]
>> IT'S STARTING!
>> JIMMY!
>> HEY, TONY!
>> OH, THEY KISSED EACH OTHER ON
THE CHEEKS.
SO CARING!
>> JIMMY, WE APPRECIATE WHAT YOU
DO FOR THIS FAMILY.
>> I LOVE FAMILY FILMS.
>> HEY, FRANKIE SALVATORE,
IT'S ME--JIMMY!
THE FAMILY SENT ME TO TAKE CARE
OF YOU.
>> NOTE PAD OR PEN, ANYONE?
>> NO, PLEASE, JIMMY,
GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE.
I'LL DO ANYTHING.
>> SORRY, FRANKIE.
IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO BE TAKEN
CARE OF.
[CHAINSAW REVVING]
WELL, THAT TAKES CARE OF HIM.
>> I DON'T WANT TO BE TAKEN CARE
OF ANYMORE.
>> HUH?!
HOW ABOUT YOU TAKE CARE
OF THIS?!
>> [SCREAMING]
NO, NO, NO!
AAGH!
>> PSST, SAMSON!
REMEMBER OUR LITTLE AGREEMENT WE
MADE TODAY?
>> SHH!
HOLD ON!
THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART.
>> WELL, HOWS ABOUT I TAKE CARE
OF YOUR ENTIRE TOWN?!
[EXPLOSION]
>> YOU HAVE TO CALL IT OFF!
YOU CAN'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO
GRETCHEN!
>> I CAN'T STOP IT NOW.
THE WHEELS ARE IN MOTION.
IN FACT, THE JOB'S BEING DONE AS
WE SPEAK.
>> THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
THE DUNG BEETLES ARE SITTING
RIGHT THERE!
>> SOME MORE HAIRSPRAY?
>> SURE!
>> THAT'S A GOOD LOOK FOR YOU.
>> I DIDN'T USE THEM.
>> ♪ I FEEL PRETTY
>> BUT I SAW YOU HAND
THE DUNG BEETLES INSTRUCTIONS,
AND YOU SHOOK ON IT.
>> NO!
I TRADED THEM MY FRONT ROW
TICKETS TO TONIGHT'S MOVIE FOR
THIS EXERCISE VIDEO "BUNS OF
ROCK."
>> THIS ISN'T HAPPENING!
>> FINE.
>> GRETCHEN!
GRETCHEN, YOU'RE IN DANGER!
WHERE ARE YOU?!
"EVERYONE: PLEASE JOIN THE
FACULTY FOR SPAGHETTI NIGHT!"
"MESS HALL CLOSED FOR SPAGHETTI
NIGHT."
WHERE ELSE WOULD THEY HAVE
SPAGHETTI?!
[RUCKUS NOISE]
WHAT'S THAT?
AL CAZONES SPAGHETTI HIDEOUT.
I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS HERE.
>> [SINGING "VESTI LA GIUBBA"]
>> THEY HAVE A SAD SINGING
CLOWN.
GRETCHEN?!
WHERE IS SHE?!
AAH!
THERE SHE IS.
PHEW!
NOTHING BAD CAN HAPPEN TO HER IN
A PUBLIC PLACE.
>> WAITER, I'LL HAVE A WATER...
ON THE ROCKS.
>> WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?!
[GASPS]
PHEW!
[GASPS]
PHEW!
[GASPS]
PHEW!
OH, I'M OVERREACTING.
LET'S FACE IT.
EDWARD COULDN'T HURT A FLY.
[WATCH BEEPS]
>> HEH HEH HEH.
HAVE YOUR LAST MEATBALL,
SWAMP RAT.
>> [GASPS]
GRETCHEN, LOOK OUT!
GRETCHEN!
NO!
OOF!
>> YOU IMBECILE!
HOW'S THE T-SHIRT CANNON
SUPPOSED TO DO IT'S JOB IF
YOU'RE JUMPING IN FRONT OF IT?!
>> "I AM A JERK."
>> YOU SURE ARE!
IN FACT, YOU LOOK SO RIDICULOUS
IN THAT SHIRT, I'M NOT GONNA GET
YOU ANYMORE.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN GOTTEN!
[LAUGHS]
>> GEE, THANKS, GRETCHEN!
>> THAT WAS MEANT FOR YOU,
CROCODILE!
HE TOOK THE HIT FOR YOU!
DON'T YOU HAVE ANY GRATITUDE?!
I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED MOVIE
NIGHT FOR THIS.
[BELL JINGLES]
>> I'M JUST GLAD NO ONE GOT
HURT.
[CLANG]
>> I'M HURT!
>> [GASPS]
PHEW!
[GASPS]
PHEW!
[GASPS]
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
[JINGLING]
PHEW!
[GASPS]
PHEW!
[GASPS]
PHEW!
[GASPS]
PHEW!
[GASPS]
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