>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS!
ATTENTION, CAMPERS!
IT'S TIME FOR CAMP LAZLO!
>> ♪ THERE WERE 2 SCOUTS
WHO MADE A FRIEND
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO
WENT TO CAMP AND TURNED IT
UPSIDE DOWN-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
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>> [HUMMING]
HA HA HA.
OOP!
WHAT IN BEAR'S HIND DID I JUST
STEP IN?
OH, THE "WEEKLY BEAN."
PERFECT.
AT LEAST I'LL PUT THIS NO-GOOD
SCOUT NEWSPAPER TO SOME GOOD
USE.
PROBABLY JUST DOUBLED THEIR
CIRCULATION.
HA HA HA HA.
>> STOP THE PRESSES!
STOP THE PRESSES!
>> WHAT'S WRONG?
>> WE GOT OURSELVES A SWELL
LITTLE TYPO, THAT'S WHAT'S
WRONG.
THERE SHOULD BE 3 EXCLAMATION
POINTS AFTER "POP-QUIZ," NOT 2.
>> YOU STOPPED THE PRESSES
FOR THAT?
>> WILL YOU GUYS KEEP IT DOWN?
>> LET'S GET THESE BABIES OUT
ON THE STREET.
PUTTING OUT THE "WEEKLY BEAN"
IS MY FAVORITE CAMP ACTIVITY.
OH, MY!
IT'S STILL FULL.
ISN'T ANYONE READING OUR PAPER?
>> OH, BOY!
THE LATEST ISSUE OF THE "WEEKLY
BEAN."
"HOW TO DEAL WITH TETHERBALL
ANXIETY."
WOW!
THIS IS REALLY GONNA HELP MY
GAME.
>> LAZLO, YOU READ THE "WEEKLY
BEAN"?
>> EVERY ISSUE.
>> DO YOU DO THE TRIVIA
CHALLENGE?
>> OH, I JUST LOVE THE TRIVIA
CHALLENGE!
>> THEN HOW COME YOU NEVER SEND
IN YOUR ANSWERS?
>> WELL, I FIGURED I'D LET
SOMEONE ELSE HAVE A SHOT AT
WINNING.
>> WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO
WORRY ABOUT THAT BECAUSE NO ONE
ELSE READS IT!
[WEEPING]
>> GOSH, FELLAS, I'M SURE WE
CAN FIGURE OUT A WAY TO
INCREASE YOUR CIRCULATION.
>> YOU'D HELP US?
>> SURE!
I'M ON FRIEND PATROL FOR
ANOTHER 5 HOURS.
THE FIRST THING WE SHOULD DO IS
CHANGE THE NAME.
>> CHANGE THE NAME?
>> WELL, SURE.
MIX IT UP A LITTLE.
MAYBE SOMETHING A LITTLE EDGY.
SOMETHING LIKE...THE "WEEKLY
MELON."
NO, THAT'S NOT IT.
[GASPS]
THE "WEEKLY BLISTER."
OH, THE "WEEKLY FALAFEL"?
NO, NO.
"WEEKLY CURDLED MILK."
"WEEKLY POLYP."
NO, WAIT A MINUTE.
THE "WEEKLY WASSAIL."
"WEEKLY WICHITA ONE-HA-HA."
NO.
WAIT A MO!
YA-HA!
UH-HUH.
MM-HMM.
THERE!
>> THE BEAN?
ALL YOU DID WAS CROSS OUT
"WEEKLY" AND ADD AN EXCLAMATION
POINT.
>> YEAH.
CAN YOU DIG IT, PING PONG?
>> I'M DAVE.
>> NOW ALL WE NEED ARE SOME
INTERESTING STORIES.
BREAKFAST IN THE MESS HALL IS
THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO DO A
LITTLE RESEARCH.
I'LL FIND OUT WHAT STORIES
PEOPLE WANT TO READ, WHILE YOU
TWO GO OUT AND FIND THE SCOOP
OF THE CENTURY!
>> SCOOP OF THE CENTURY?
>> EATING BREAKFAST, HUH?
>> Y-YES.
>> CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?
>> [GULP]
SURE.
>> HOW OFTEN DO YOU READ THE
"WEEKLY BEAN"?
>> THE "WEEKLY BEAN"?
HA HA.
THE ONLY TIME I'M HAPPY TO SEE
THAT RAG IS WHEN I NEED TO BLOW
MY NOSE.
HA HA HA!
>> [ALL LAUGHING]
>> [BOTH GASP]
>> I THINK WE JUST FOUND THE
SCOOP OF THE CENTURY!
>> SORRY, FELLAS.
I DIDN'T GET ANY NEW INSIGHT
INTO STORY IDEAS, BUT I DID GET
SOME CREATIVE IDEAS ON HOW TO
USE THE PAPER.
>> IT'S OK, LAZLO.
WE JUST FOUND THE SCOOP OF THE
CENTURY.
>> SCOOP OF THE CENTURY?
[GASPS]
IS THIS REALLY TRUE?
>> EVERY WORD OF IT!
>> THIS IS THE GREATEST STORY
EVER!
>> GET OUT OF THE WAY!
>> WE'RE A SUCCESS!
>> WE'RE GONNA RUN OUT.
>> AND WE'RE STACKING UP
SUBSCRIPTIONS FOR THE NEXT
ISSUE.
>> IT'S TRUE, EVERYONE!
IT SAYS SO RIGHT HERE IN THE
"BEAN."
I'M JOYOUS AND FREE!
>> WHAT'S ALL THE HUBBUB ABOUT,
SLINKMAN?
>> IT'S THE NEW "BEAN," SIR.
YOU KNOW, THEIR SCOUT NEWSPAPER?
>> HA!
YOU MEAN THAT BIRD-CAGE LINER
THAT NOBODY READS?
>> WELL, I GUESS THEY'RE ALL
READING IT NOW, SIR.
APPARENTLY, THEY HAVE THE SCOOP
OF THE CENTURY.
>> HA HA!
THE SCOOP OF THE CENTURY.
THAT'S A LAUGH.
UNLESS IT'S A TRIBUTE ISSUE TO
YOURS TRULY.
>> I DON'T THINK THEY'D WRITE
HOW GREAT YOU ARE IF YOU'RE NOT
ALLOWED TO READ IT, SIR.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NOT ALLOWED
TO READ IT?
>> ONLY BEAN SCOUTS ARE.
IT'S IN THE CODE.
>> NOT ALLOWED TO READ IT?
"WHY WE HATE LUMPUS"?
WHY, YOU--GIVE ME THAT!
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THOSE LITTLE
WEASELS WROTE ABOUT ME.
I AM MARCHING RIGHT OUT THERE
AND READING THAT PAPER.
>> UH, SIR, I WOULDN'T DO THAT.
>> GET YOUR PAPER HERE!
SCOOP OF THE CENTURY RIGHT HERE
IN THE "BEAN!"
>> THE "BEAN!"
>> ALL RIGHT, MR. NEWSIE,
HAND IT OVER.
>> HAND WHAT OVER?
>> YOU KNOW WHAT.
THE NEWSPAPER.
GIVE IT TO ME.
COME ON.
>> 5 BEADS, PLEASE.
>> I THOUGHT IT WAS FREE.
>> NOT THIS ISSUE.
>> THE SCOOP OF THE CENTURY.
>> 5 BEADS.
I'LL 5-BEAD YOU, YOU LITTLE--
>> JOYOUS AND FREE!
>> EDDIE, I NEED TO BORROW 5
BEADS.
HERE YOU GO, YOU CON ARTISTS.
NOW GIVE ME THE PAPER.
COME ON!
I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY.
>> HELP!
LUMPUS IS TRYING TO READ THE
"BEAN!"
>> COME BACK HERE WITH MY PAPER!
>> HELP US! HELP!
>> GIVE ME THAT SCOOP OF THE
CENTURY!
OW!
I AM GONNA READ THAT PAPER IF
IT'S THE LAST THING I DO.
>> YES?
>> UH, YES.
I WAS WONDERING IF YOU HAD ANY
SPARE NEWSPAPER I COULD USE FOR
THE BOTTOM OF MY BIRD CAGE.
THE LATEST ISSUE OF THE "BEAN,"
PERHAPS.
>> YOUR BIRD ISN'T EVEN ALIVE.
LISTEN, SCOUTMASTER, WE'RE ON
TO YOU.
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO READ THE
"BEAN" UNLESS YOU'RE A BEAN
SCOUT.
>> OH, THESE RAGTAGS ARE
SMARTER THAN I THOUGHT.
I NEED TO THINK OF A NEW PLAN.
HERE, HAVE A BIRD.
AND DON'T KILL IT.
>> [CRYING]
>> AND THEN HE TRIED THIS PHONY
BIRD CAGE.
>> YES.
LUMPUS TRIED TO ATTACK US.
>> WELL, LUMPUS CAN'T GET HIS
HANDS ON THE "BEAN."
>> HOWDY, FELLAS.
HOW'S IT GOIN'?
I AM A NEW BEAN SCOUT HERE, AND
MY NAME IS SCOOTER.
>> SLINKMAN DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING
ABOUT A NEW SCOUT.
>> OH, YES.
I AM FROM A SCOUT CAMP IN, UH,
BOLIVIA, AND WE HEARD YOU HAD A
REALLY GREAT NEWSPAPER HERE, SO
I THOUGHT I WOULD ASK YOU FOR
THE LATEST ISSUE--YOU KNOW, WITH
THE SCOOP OF THE CENTURY?
>> SURE, FRIEND.
LET ME GO GET--
>> WHERE'S BOLIVIA?
>> HUDDLE!
I THINK THIS GUY IS TROUBLE.
>> I THINK HE'S A SPY TRYING TO
STEAL OUR SCOOP OF THE CENTURY.
>> WHY ARE HIS KNEES IN HIS
SHOES?
>> HE HAS A FOUL STENCH!
>> HEY!
WHAT'S GOING ON OVER THERE?
>> BREAK!
>> LISTEN, UH, SCOOTER, IS IT?
YOU'RE A LITTLE FUNNY-LOOKING
FOR A BEAN SCOUT.
>> BOY, IS THAT EVER THE POT
CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK!
I'M CUTE WITH A CAPITAL "K."
SEE THE HAIR?
>> WELL, WE'RE JUST GONNA HAVE
TO GIVE YOU A FEW TESTS TO SEE
IF YOU'RE THE REAL DEAL.
>> WHAT SORT OF TESTS?
>> YOU KNOW, JUST A FEW THINGS
EVERY BEAN SCOUT SHOULD KNOW
HOW TO DO, LIKE CLEANING THE
LATRINES.
AND OF COURSE, EVERY BEAN SCOUT
KNOWS HOW TO DO IT WITH A
TOOTHBRUSH.
>> THEY DO?
>> EVEN I'D GET GROSSED OUT BY
THAT JOB.
>> ALL RIGHT, OK.
I DID EVERYTHING ON YOUR
STINKING LIST!
I MADE NAME TAGS FOR ALL THE
CAMPERS NOBODY CARES ABOUT...
>> THANKS, SCOOTER!
>> I FILLED THE LAKE WITH CREAM
SODA...
>> BURP!
>> THANK YOU, SCOOTER.
>> AND I DUG A HOLE TO CHINA.
HERE'S YOUR TAKE-OUT, EDWARD.
NOW GIVE ME THE "WEEKLY BEAN."
>> YOU FORGOT THE EGG ROLL.
>> AHA!
I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
YOU DON'T THINK I'M A BEAN
SCOUT.
YOU'RE TRYING TO BREAK ME UNTIL
I CONFESS.
HA HA HA!
WELL, I'M A BEAN SCOUT THROUGH
AND THROUGH, MISTER!
>> HELP!
HELP!
MY INFLATABLE "PUFFY THE POUFFY
PONY" IS LOOSE AND FLOATING OUT
WITH THE CURRENT!
HELP!
SAVE PUFFY!
>> SCOOTER, I THINK THE PERFECT
LAST TEST FOR YOU WOULD BE TO
SWIM OUT AND RETRIEVE PUFFY THE
POUFFY PONY FOR UM--UH--
>> TED.
>> ...FOR TED HERE.
>> THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO DO?
GET PUFFY THE PIMPLE-POPPER, OR
WHATEVER HE IS, AND THEN I CAN
PERUSE THE PAPER?
>> EDWARD?
>> OH, ALL RIGHT.
>> I'LL DO IT!
HOLD ON, PUFFY THE PASTRY PONY!
I'LL SAVE YOU!
>> AND WATCH OUT FOR THE--
>> PUFFY.
OVER HERE.
GOTCHA!
I DID IT!
I CAN READ THE PAPER--
AAH!
>> STILL NO SIGN OF SCOOTER.
OH, THIS WAS ALL WRONG.
EVERYONE SHOULD BE ABLE TO READ
ANY NEWSPAPER, EVEN SCOOTER.
>> GUYS, LOOK WHAT WASHED UP ON
THE BEACH.
THIS IS ALL THAT'S LEFT OF POOR
SCOOTER.
>> I GUESS WE'LL NEED AN
OBITUARY PAGE NOW.
>> SCOOTERLESS!
>> ALL BECAUSE OF A DUMB OLD
NEWSPAPER.
SCOOTER!
SCOOTER, SPEAK TO ME!
CAN WE GET YOU ANYTHING?
>> "WEEKLY BEAN."
>> IT'S ACTUALLY JUST CALLED
THE "BEAN" NOW.
HERE YOU GO, BUDDY.
YOU'VE EARNED IT.
>> YEE HEE!
HA HA HA HA!
>> WHAT IS WRONG WITH SCOOTER?
>> I THINK YOU MEAN, "WHAT'S
WRONG WITH LUMPUS?"
HA, YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING,
DID YOU?
HA HA HA HA!
♪ I'VE GOT THE "BEAN"
NOW I CAN READ ALL OF THE NASTY
THINGS YOU WROTE ABOUT ME IN MY
HOT LITTLE HAND.
AHA!
WAIT.
THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT.
"LOCAL HAMSTER BUILDS GIANT
TOOTHBRUSH OUT OF TOOTHPICKS"?
THIS IS THE SCOOP OF THE
CENTURY?
THIS WAS THE SCOOP OF THE
CENTURY?
>> YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT.
IT WAS A BEAUT!
>> DO YOU STILL HAVE IT, SAMSON?
>> UH, NO, BECAUSE I HAD A
BUNCH OF CORNED BEEF STUCK IN
MY TEETH, YOU KNOW, AND IT WAS
REAL STRINGY AND, YOU KNOW, IT
JUST WANTED TO DANGLE THERE
AND--
>> ARE YOU ALL MAD?
YOU'RE ALL RAVING LUNATICS!
YOU AND YOUR STUPID PAPER!
THIS IS WHAT I THINK OF THIS
PIECE OF GARBAGE!
THEY'RE GONNA SKEWER MY BRAIN,
AND THEN THEY'LL WRITE ABOUT
IT, HUH?
EH, I'M GONNA GO BRUSH MY TEETH.
>> DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD TELL
HIM WHOSE TOOTHBRUSH HE USED TO
CLEAN THE LATRINE?
A NUMBER.
WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER?
>> 413.
>> OOH, THAT'S A GOOD NUMBER!
[RING]
NOW SERVING NUMBER 3.
NUMBER 3?
EXCUSE ME, WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER
AGAIN?
>> 413.
[RING]
>> NOW SERVING NUMBER 4.
>> AAH!
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