>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS!
ATTENTION, CAMPERS!
IT'S TIME FOR CAMP LAZLO!
>> ♪ THERE WERE 2 SCOUTS
WHO MADE A FRIEND
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO
WENT TO CAMP AND TURNED IT
UPSIDE DOWN-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
[BUGLE CALL]
>> FELLOW SCOUTS, LAZLO HAS AN
ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.
>> WE DON'T SEE LAZLO ANYWHERE.
>> ONE MOMENT, PLEASE.
>> CAMP KIDNEY, IT'S TIME TO
CELEBRATE...
SUNFLOWER DAY!
>> [ALL CHEERING]
>> IT WAS YOU!
YOU 3 ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL
THE FLOWERS AROUND CAMP!
YOU CHANGED ALL THE SHOWER
HEADS, THE FLAG POLE, AND I
DON'T EVEN WANT TO SAY WHAT YOU
DID TO SLINKMAN.
WHY WOULD WE WANT TO CELEBRATE
A STUPID, UGLY WEED?
>> [ALL GASP]
A WEED?!
>> OH, EDWARD, BECAUSE
SUNFLOWERS ARE HAPPY, BRIGHT,
AND NICE, JUST LIKE BEAN SCOUTS.
>> RIGHT.
RIGHT.
>> BEAN SCOUTS AREN'T HAPPY,
BRIGHT, AND NICE.
WE'RE BITTER, DIM, AND CRUDE.
WE'RE NOTHING LIKE THE FLOWER
TRIPLETS.
COME ON, AM I RIGHT?
HUH?
>> TSK TSK TSK.
MAYBE THIS WILL HELP PERSUADE
YOU.
JELLIES, SUNFLOWER SHUFFLE!
>> A-ONE, A-TWO, A-THREE.
TA-DA!
[PANTING]
>> WELL, I THINK I SPEAK FOR
EVERYONE WHEN I SAY THAT WAS
THE--
>> BEST THING WE'VE EVER SEEN!
HOORAY FOR SUNFLOWER DAY!
>> OOH!
EVERY DAY IT'S SOME NEW IDIOTIC
ENTERPRISE WITH THESE NITWIT
GOOBERS!
WELL, I'VE FINALLY HAD IT!
GAME OVER!
THAT'S IT!
I'M OUT OF HERE!
I'VE HAD ENOUGH LAZLO.
I'VE HAD ENOUGH CAMP KIDNEY.
I JUST WANT TO SEE CAMP KIDNEY
IN MY REAR-VIEW MIRROR, THAT'S
ALL.
[TIRES SQUEAL]
>> HOLD IT.
EDWARD, YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT
SUPPOSED TO DRIVE THE CABINS
OUT OF CAMP.
>> FINE!
YOU PARK IT.
I MADE IT!
I'M OUT OF CAMP!
NOW, MY PRETTIES, FLY, FLY.
HA HA HA!
FREE!
I'M FREE!
>> BEAN SCOUT!
I HATE BEAN SCOUTS.
THEY'RE BITTER, DIM, AND CRUDE!
>> STUPID MAIL TRUCK!
I'LL NEVER MAKE IT OUT OF THIS
CAMP.
>> WAIT, WAIT!
>> OK, GO AHEAD.
>> THAT'S IT.
MAIL GOES OUT; DOESN'T COME
BACK IN.
I'LL MAIL MYSELF OUT OF CAMP!
EDWARD, THIS IS BY FAR THE
GREATEST IDEA YOU'VE EVER HAD.
WHAT?!
OUT TO LUNCH?
HEY, SAMSON, YOU'RE NOT OUT TO
LUNCH.
LET'S GO!
I WANT SOME SERVICE.
SAMSON!
>> ONE MOMENT, PLEASE.
WELCOME TO THE CAMP KIDNEY POST
OFFICE.
WHAT CAN WE DO FOR YOU TODAY?
>> LISTEN, I WANT A--
>> ONE MINUTE.
YOU HAVE TO TAKE A NUMBER.
WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER?
>> 413.
>> 412?
ANYBODY WITH 412?
>> 412, HELLO!
ANYBODY?
THEY'RE NOT HERE.
>> HMM.
ALL RIGHT, THEN.
LAST CALL FOR 412!
MAYBE I SHOULD WAIT.
>> AAH!
FOR THE LOVE OF LUMPUS, PRESS
THE BELL ALREADY!
>> 412 GOING ONCE,
GOING TWICE,
AND...HERE...WE...
GO.
>> 412!
THAT'S MY NUMBER!
OH, THAT WAS CLOSE!
I GOT A TON MORE BOXES OUTSIDE,
ALL SUNFLOWERS.
HOW ABOUT GIVING ME A HAND WITH
THEM?
WHAT YOU SAY, SCOUT?
>> THANK YOU.
COME AGAIN.
ONE MOMENT.
WAIT TILL I'M BEHIND THE
COUNTER.
MAY I HELP YOU?
>> YEAH.
I WANT TO MAIL MYSELF OUT OF
HERE!
>> VERY WELL.
STEP BACK HERE AND ONTO THE
SCALE.
WHERE TO?
>> ANYWHERE BUT HERE.
>> NOW ALL YOU NEED IS A STAMP.
>> ALL RIGHT.
SELL ME A STAMP.
>> I CAN'T.
LAZLO AND THE JELLIES BOUGHT
ALL THE STAMPS THIS MORNING.
WHY DON'T YOU ASK THEM?
>> THERE'S NO WAY I'M GONNA ASK
THOSE CREAM PUFFS.
I GOT TO HAVE A STAMP SOMEWHERE.
WHERE IS IT?
WHERE IS IT?!
I KNOW MY BROTHER SENT ME A
LETTER WITH A STAMP ON IT.
THERE IT IS!
>> I'M SORRY, YOU DON'T HAVE
ENOUGH POSTAGE.
YOU'RE TOO...HEAVY.
>> HOW ABOUT NOW?
>> NOPE.
STILL TOO HEAVY.
>> OK, FINE.
I'LL GET SOME MORE STAMPS.
>> I SEE YOU STILL GOT THAT
RASH.
>> WHY, YES.
AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DO HAVE
SOME STAMPS.
I'M USING THEM TO WRITE LETTERS
TO MY GRANDMA.
>> DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT'S
SUCH A GOOD IDEA?
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> WELL, IF YOUR GRANDMOTHER IS
ANYTHING LIKE MY GRANDMOTHER,
HER EYESIGHT IS PROBABLY NOT
WHAT IT USED TO BE.
SHE HAS A HARD TIME FOCUSING ON
THE SMALL PRINT OF A
HANDWRITTEN LETTER.
IT REMINDS HER THAT SHE'S NOT
THAT YOUNG ANYMORE.
>> [WHIMPERING]
POOR NANA!
ONK!
WHAT WAS I THINKING?
I'LL NEVER WRITE HER ANOTHER
LETTER AGAIN!
[WAILING]
>> TELL YOU WHAT,
FOR YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S SAKE,
I'LL TAKE THOSE STAMPS OFF YOUR
HANDS BY BUYING THEM.
>> REALLY?
WHAT DO YOU WANT THEM FOR?
>> I'M MAILING MYSELF OUT OF
CAMP.
>> GREAT IDEA!
TELL YOU WHAT, I'LL GIVE YOU
THESE STAMPS FOR FREE IF I CAN
COME ALONG WITH YOU.
I WANT TO MAIL MYSELF TO NANA.
>> NOPE.
STILL NOT ENOUGH.
LOOK, YOU'RE GONNA NEED A LOT
MORE STAMPS.
>> MAKE IT SNAPPY.
NA'S NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER.
>> SO THAT'S THE DEAL.
YOU TRADE ALL YOUR POSTAGE
STAMPS FOR ALL MY REMAINING
WORLDLY GOODS.
>> THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A
GOOD DEAL.
IT SOUNDS LIKE A BAD DEAL.
>> IT'S JUST A PILE OF JUNK.
>> CRUMMY?
JUNK?
FELLOW BEAN SCOUTS, WHAT IS IT
YOU WANT FROM ME?
BLOOD?
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?
BLOOD?!
>> WE HEARD WHAT YOU WERE DOING.
>> WE WANT TO GET MAILED, TOO.
>> WE'LL TRADE YOU ALL OF OUR
STAMPS TO GO WITH YOU.
>> I'M GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOX.
>> WELL, ARE THERE ENOUGH
STAMPS ON THIS BOX NOW?
>> I'D BE LYING IF I SAID YES.
>> EVERY STAMP EXCEPT FOR THE
SUNFLOWER SORORITY.
>> SUNFLOWER, SUNFLOWER,
STRAIGHT AND TALL,
SUNFLOWER, SUNFLOWER,
TALLEST OF THEM ALL.
SUNFLOWER, SUNFLOWER...
>> HEY THERE, JELLY CABIN.
>> HI!
>> HEY, EDDIE.
YOU'RE JUST IN TIME TO TELL US
WHY YOU LOVE SUNFLOWERS SO MUCH.
>> LISTEN, I JUST CAME HERE FOR
YOUR POSTAGE STAMPS.
>> YOU CAN HAVE THEM.
BUT FIRST, YOU GOT TO
TESTIFY ABOUT SUNFLOWERS.
>> NO WAY!
>> MAYBE HE DOESN'T WANT OUR
STAMPS.
>> HUH?
NO, I DO, I DO.
CAN'T BELIEVE I'M DOING THIS.
I LOVE SUNFLOWERS BECAUSE
THEY'RE HAPPY, BRIGHT, AND NICE,
LIKE...BEAN...SCOUTS.
>> THAT'S PRETTY CORNY.
>> HACKNEYED.
>> AAH!
FORGET THIS!
JUST GIVE ME YOUR POSTAGE
STAMPS!
>> SURE, EDWARD, HELP YOURSELF.
WE'RE ALL FINISHED WITH THEM.
WE JUST LIKE LICKING THEM.
>> TASTE SWEET.
YEAH.
>> SORRY.
YOUR NEW STAMPS WON'T STICK.
>> OF COURSE NOT, WE LICKED OFF
ALL THE GLUE.
>> GRR!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>> WHY IS EVERYBODY IN A BOX?
>> WE'RE ALL GONNA TRAVEL.
>> TROT THE GLOBE.
>> THROUGH THE POSTAL SERVICE.
>> WE'VE GOT WANDERLUST.
>> WE'VE GOT WANDERLUST, TOO.
>> VAGABONDS.
>> OH, NO.
THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE COMING
WITH ME.
I'VE ALREADY GOT ALL YOUR
STAMPS.
>> THEY WON'T STICK.
>> YOU'VE GOT NOTHING I'D WANT
TO TRADE!
>> GOT GLUE.
>> OH, OK.
EVERYBODY SCOOCH DOWN SO I CAN
SEAL THE BOX.
HEY, I JUST THOUGHT OF
SOMETHING.
NOW I'LL BE THE ONLY BEAN SCOUT
LEFT IN CAMP.
JUST ME.
ALONE.
THAT'S IT!
WE'RE ALL SEALED IN.
>> I'M SO EXCITED TO BE LEAVING
THIS PLACE THAT I DON'T EVEN
CARE THAT I'M SURROUNDED BY ALL
YOU LOSERS.
>> WHAT'S HAPPENING?
>> WE'RE MOVING!
WE'VE BEEN PICKED UP BY THE
MAIL TRUCK.
IT WON'T BE LONG NOW.
I'LL BE FAR AWAY FROM CAMP
KIDNEY, FAR AWAY FROM ALL THE
IDIOTS.
I WONDER WHAT EXOTIC LAND I'LL
END UP IN.
>> LITHUANIA.
>> JAKARTA.
>> ARGENTINA.
>> CANDY LAND.
>> HEY, WE'VE STOPPED.
WE'RE HERE!
>> GET YOUR FOOT OUT OF MY
FACE, AND OPEN THE BOX!
>> WHERE ARE WE?
WHERE ARE WE?
>> WE'RE IN--WE'RE IN--OH, NO!
ACORN FLATS SUNFLOWER FIELDS!
>> YAY!
SUNFLOWER, SUNFLOWER, STRAIGHT
AND TALL...
>> WHAT HAPPENED?
>> ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?
YOU ONLY HAD ENOUGH POSTAGE TO
GET YOU ONE MILE.
WAIT FOR ME!
SUNFLOWER, SUNFLOWER, TALLEST
OF THEM ALL.
>> ARE THOSE BEAN SCOUTS IN OUR
SUNFLOWER FIELD?
>> UH-OH!
>> I HATE BEAN SCOUTS.
THEY'RE BITTER, DIM, AND CRUDE.
[PUNCHES LANDING]
[SCREAMING]
A NUMBER.
WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER?
>> 413.
>> OOH, THAT'S A GOOD NUMBER!
[RING]
NOW SERVING NUMBER 3.
NUMBER 3?
EXCUSE ME, WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER
AGAIN?
>> 413.
[RING]
>> NOW SERVING NUMBER 4.
>> AAH!
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE]