ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR CAMP LAZLO.
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS WHO
MADE A FRIEND ♪
♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L ♪
>> ♪ A ♪
>> ♪ Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO WENT TO
CAMP ♪
♪ AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> Chip: L-A-Z-L-O.
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ YO-DE-LAY-EE ♪
>> ♪ LA LA LA ♪
♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪
♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪
DARK ALREADY?
WELL, BETTER HEAD IN.
AHHH.
SHOULD I JUMP IN THE LAKE ONE
MORE TIME?
NO, NO, WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO
SWIM AFTER DARK...
EVEN IF IT WOULD BE REALLY FUN.
[ GASPS ]
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M WORTH IT!
[ PANTING ]
ANY SECOND NOW.
HEY! COME ON, GRAVITY!
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
[ GASPS ]
WHOA! HEY, HEY!
W-WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHAT'S GOING ON?!
[ SCREAMS ]
>> [ CHATTERING ]
>> [ SCREAMS ]
>> HMMM.
SEEMS SAFE.
NEXT TIME WE HAVE TO USE THAT
THING, GET IT CLEANED.
IT SMELLS LIKE EYEBALL SWEAT IN
THERE.
>> RIGHT.
>> GUH! AAH! AAH!
WHERE AM I?
>> YOU ARE IN OUR SPACESHIP.
>> WHO ARE YOU?
>> WE ARE ALIENS!
>> W-WHAT DO YOU WANT?
ARE YOU GONNA SUCK MY BRAIN OUT?
>> WE WANT...CHEESE!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
OH, THANK GOODNESS -- I'M
DREAMING!
FOR A MINUTE THERE, I THOUGHT
YOU REALLYWERE ALIENS.
[ LAUGHS ]
ALIENS DON'T LOOK FOR CHEESE!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> SILENCE!
WEARE ALIENS, AND WEARE
LOOKING FOR CHEESE!
COULD AN EARTHLING DOTHIS?
BEHOLD!
ITS WINGS FLAP AND EVERYTHING.
>> ANYBODY CAN DO THAT.
IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE AN ALIEN.
>> OH, VERY WELL.
BUT COULD AN EARTHLING DOTHIS?
[ DOLPHIN CLICKING ]
>> UH...OKAY.
MAYBE YOUARE ALIENS.
>> SILENCE, OBESE EARTH CHILD!
WE'RE NOT DONE PROVING IT TO
YOU.
NO ALIEN CAN RESIST OLD-TIMEY
FIDDLE MUSIC!
[ FIDDLE MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ FARTING NOISES ]
[ MUSIC STOPS ]
>> OKAY, OKAY, SO YOUARE
ALIENS...WITH A WEIRD FIDDLE
FETISH.
BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE ANY
CHEESE IS!
>> HMM.
SO YOU DELIBERATELY CHOOSE NOT
TO TELL US WHERE THE CHEESE IS,
EH?
WELL, WE HAVE WAYS OF MAKING YOU
TALK!
>> BUT I DON'T KNOW!
WAIT!
WAIT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
NO, PLEASE!
AAH!
AAH! OW!
>> COME ON, TELL US!
>> I-I DON'T KNOW!
[ CRYING ]
>> Edward: HEY, COME ON!
THAT'S NOT FAIR!
OUR DODGE-BALL TEAM'S SHORT A
PLAYER!
>> WHO ARE WE MISSING?
>> Skip: HEY, I KNOW!
IT'S SAMSON!
SHOULD I GO GET HIM?
>> Edward: NAH, LET'S JUST USE
THIS ROCK INSTEAD.
THERE.
JUST AS GOOD.
NO, WAIT.
IT'S MISSING SOMETHING.
THERE -- EVEN BETTER.
>> Chip: YEAH!
[ ALL LAUGH ]
>> UGH! IT'S NO USE!
THIS TORTURING THING ISN'T
WORKING.
>> YEAH, AND THE ELASTIC'S ALL
WORE OUT.
HEY, I KNOW!
HOW ABOUT WE HOLD HIM HOSTAGE
AND THEY TRADE US CHEESE TO GET
HIM BACK?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> SOMEHOW, I DON'T THINK THAT
WOULD WORK.
NO, THIS GUY'S PRETTY USELESS.
SO LONG, WIMPY EARTHLING!
>> [ SCREAMS ]
>> Lazlo: HIYA, SAMSON.
>> OH. HI, LAZLO.
I'M HAVING A REALLY BAD DAY.
>> Lazlo: WELL, IT'S ABOUT TO
GET BETTER, 'CAUSE WE JUST GOT
THREENEW CAMPERS TODAY!
THEY'RE CANADIANS.
>> AAAH!
THEY'RE NOT CANADIANS!
THEY'RE...ALIENS!
>> Lazlo: NO, I'M PRETTY SURE
THEY'RE CANADIANS.
>> SWEEP.
THERE YOU GO, EH?
>> NO!
NO, THEY'RE ALIENS, AND THEY'RE
HERE TO STEAL OUR CHEESE!
YOU GUYS BELIEVE ME, DON'T YOU?
>> Raj: SURE I BELIEVE YOU.
JUST LIKE THE TIME YOU SAID YOU
COULD DUNK A BASKETBALL, OR THE
TIME YOU SAID THE THIRD TO LAST
TOILET IN THE LATRINE DOUBLED AS
A TIME MACHINE, BUT ONLY YOU
KNOW HOW TO USE IT.
>> Clam: I TRIED IT.
DIDN'T WORK.
>> UGGGH!
OH, YOU ARE GONNA BE SO SORRY
WHEN I PROVE THAT THEY ARETOO
ALIENS!
THERE -- DO THAT THING YOU DO
WITH THE PAPER!
GO ON! DO IT!
>> "DEAR DIARY, I WANT TO BE
LAZLO'S FRIEND SOOO --"
>> GIMME THAT!
>> Lazlo: SAMSON, I DON'T THINK
THEY'RE ALIENS.
>> THEY CAN MORPH INTO STUFF!
WATCH!
UGH! COME ON!
MORPH!
>> Lazlo: MAYBE SAMSON HIT HIS
HEAD HARDER THAN WE THOUGHT.
>> UGGGH!
OHHH!
[ SCREAMS ]
[ FIDDLE MUSIC PLAYS ]
ANY MINUTE NOW, THEY'RE GONNA
MAKE RUDE NOISES WITH VARIOUS
BODY PARTS.
[ VOLUME INCREASES ]
[ FIDDLE MUSIC STOPS ]
UGH!
I'M TELLING THE TRUTH!
WHY DOESN'T ANYONE BELIEVE ME?
>> HEY, SAMSON!
WE BELIEVE YOU!
>> YOU -- YOU DO?
>> YEAH, THERE'S NO WAY THOSE
GUYS ARE CAMPERS.
>> SERIOUSLY.
>> YEAH!
>> OH! FINALLY!
MY SUSPICION'S VALIDATED!
>> Raj: [ LAUGHS ]
STEAMING SAFFRON!
YOU THINK IT MAKES ANY
DIFFERENCE THAT THOSE VAGUE
BACKGROUND CHARACTERS BELIEVE
YOU?
SURELY YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN
THAT, SAMSON!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> [ CRYING ]
SOMEBODY COOL BELIEVE ME!
AWW, NERTS.
MAYBE THOSE FISH AREN'T THE
ALIENS.
MAYBE THEY REALLY ARE NEW SCOUTS
JUST TRYING TO FIT IN, AND I'M
MAKING IT HARDER ON THEM.
PLUS, I PROBABLY LOST OUT ON A
CHANCE TO MAKE THREE NEW
FRIENDS, AND I COULD REALLY USE
MORE OF THOSE.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M GONNA GO APOLOGIZE RIGHT
NOW!
AND MAYBE I'LL MAKE SOME FRIENDS
ALONG THE WAY!
[ PANTING ]
FRIENDS!
>> NO, I ALREADY EXPLAINED IT,
EH?
LOOK, IF WE CAN JUST GET INTO
McMUESLI'S STASH, THEN WE'LL BE
SET.
>> OH, ALL THE CHEESE WE CAN
EAT, EH?
[ LAUGHTER ]
TAKE OFF.
>> IKNEW THEY WERE THE ALIENS!
I LOVE BEING RIGHT!
ALL I HAVE TO DO IS CATCH THEM,
AND THEN EVERYONE WILL BELIEVE
ME.
WHO'S CRAZY NOW, RAJ?
>> DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING, EH?
>> NO.
IF WE DID, IT'S NOTHING WE
CAN'T HANDLE.
>> PHEW.
YOU KNOW, THESE ALIENS MIGHT GET
VICIOUS IF I COME BETWEEN THEM
AND THEIR CHEESE.
I'D BETTER GET SOME BACKUP.
>> THE DISGUISES SHOULD BE DRY
BY MORNING, EH?
NOW LET'S GO GET US SOME CHEESE!
>> NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO DO
WITH IT!
[ FISH GASP ]
I'M GONNA STOP YOU FROM STEALING
THE CHEESE AND PROVE THAT YOU
AREALIENS!
AND THAT WILL MAKE EVERYONE LIKE
ME.
>> AND IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE
SURROUNDED!
>> AAAAYEEE!
>> BEHOLD.
THE SCORE.
[ DING! ]
YOU KNOW, IN ALL MY YEARS AS A
PROFESSIONAL CHEESE THIEF, NEVER
HAVE I BEEN TREATED SO BADLY.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, EH?
>> YEAH.
SOMEBODY SHOULD TELL THAT SAMSON
KID TO WEAR SOME PANTS, EH?
>> UGGH!
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ ALL GASP ]
HEY!
>> WELL, WE DIDN'T STOP THEM
FROM STEALING THE CHEESE, AND I
NEVER PROVED THAT THEY ARE
ALIENS...
BUT I DID GET RID OF THEM!
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> PUT HER HERE, SAMSON!
>> YEAH!
>> OOPS. SORRY.
GIMME FIVE RIGHT NOW, SAMSON.
>> WHO ARE YOU?
>> IT'S ME -- THE WALRUS...
THE WALRUS WITH TUSKS.
WHAT?
NO HIGH FIVE?
>> AAAH!
YOU'RE THE ALIENS!
>> I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE LET
YOU HANDLE THE HIGH FIVE!
I MEAN, HOW MANY TIMES DO WE
HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS?
A HIGH FIVE LOOKS LIKE THIS, AND
THIS, AND THIS!
IT IS SO EASY!
WE ARE RUINED! FINISHED!
A BUNCH OF CANADIANS HAVE OUR
CHEESE!
MISSION FAILED.
I REPEAT -- MISSION FAILED.
IT'S TIME FOR PHASE TWO OF
OPERATION "LET'S GET SOME
CHEESE."
INITIATE!
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
HELLO, CRITTER OF THE LAKE!
OH HO HO. YOU WANT TO PLAY?
[ LAUGHS ]
OKAY, WELL, IF YOU EVER WANT TO
PLAY AGAIN SOMETIME, YOU KNOW
WHERE TO FIND ME.