[REVEILLE PLAYS]
>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS,
ATTENTION, CAMPERS--
IT'S TIME FOR "CAMP LAZLO"!
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS
WHO MADE A FRIEND
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO
WENT TO CAMP
AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
>> ALL RIGHT, FELLAS.
I SAY WE SQUEEZE A LITTLE MORE
OUT OF THIS LEMONADE DRINKING
CONTEST BY UPPING THE ANTE.
>> EDWARD'S GONNA TAKE HIS
LEMONADE WITH NO SUGAR.
>> THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
NO MORTAL WOULD EVER DARE
ATTEMPT IT.
>> [GULP]
[SWALLOWS]
>> [CHEERING]
>> GO AHEAD, LAZLO.
MATCH THAT.
>> [SIPPING]
>> [ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
>> WAIT!
EEE...AHH.
>> [CHEERING]
>> I APPRECIATE WHAT YOU'RE
DOING, LAZLO, BUT I MUST
WARN YOU THAT ALL 4 OF MY
BROTHERS WON THIS CONTEST.
LET'S SEE HOW WELL YOU HANDLE
LEMONADE FROM CONCENTRATE.
>> [ALL GASP]
>> [SLURPING]
>> [CHEERING]
[CRASH]
>> HOORAY FOR LAZLO! HOORAY...
>> HOORAY FOR LAZLO.
WAIT. WHAT?
HOORAY FOR LAZLO?
I REFUSE TO LOSE LIKE THIS.
GRR!
THIS ISN'T OVER, LAZLO.
>> OK, OK, LET'S HAVE A
GROUP PICTURE WITH THE CHAMPION.
>> [ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
>> OK, EVERYONE A LITTLE
CLOSER, NOW.
WHAT'S ALL THAT SWISHING NOISE?
IT'S OBNOXIOUS.
LAZLO, COULD YOU STAND A LITTLE
MORE LIKE A CHAMPION?
>> HEH HEH.
I GUESS I HAD A LITTLE TOO MUCH
LEMONADE.
MIND IF I GO POTTY QUICK?
>> OK, BATHROOM BREAK, EVERYONE.
>> BATHROOM BREAK!
YEE-HAH!
>> OH, ONLY 3 PEOPLE
IN FRONT OF ME.
I CAN HOLD IT FOR THAT LONG.
[TOILET FLUSHES]
HEY! DAVE BUTT IN.
>> NO. HE WAS NEXT.
>> BUT I THOUGHT SAMSON
WAS NEXT.
>> HE IS.
NEXT IN LINE TO GET INTO LINE.
>> [SLURPING]
[TOILET FLUSHES]
>> EE.
>> WOULD YOU LIKE THE LAST SIP?
OOH! I'M NEXT.
>> OH, PLEASE HURRY.
OOEEOOH!
>> YOU'RE UP, LAZLO.
>> OUT OF ORDER?
EE.
[WHIMPERING]
>> [LAUGHS]
> PLEASE BE HOME.
PLEASE BE HOME.
[BANGING]
CAN I PLEASE USE YOUR BATHROOM,
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS?
>> YOU KNOW THE RULE, LAZLO.
ONLY ONE CAMPER A DAY
CAN USE MY COMMODE.
[TOILET FLUSHES]
>> WHEW.
YOUR GRASS WAS LOOKING A LITTLE
DRY, SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS.
>> HA! NOW THAT'S A
THOUGHTFUL SCOUT.
>> BUT THEN WHERE AM I GONNA
GO TO THE BATHROOM?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
GO IN THE LAKE OR SOMETHING.
>> THE LAKE.
[OPENS ZIPPER]
AHH.
>> I DON'T SWIM IN YOUR TOILET,
SO PLEASE DON'T WHIZ IN MY HOME.
>> EE.
SORRY.
>> [LAUGHS]
>> OOH! OOH, NEED SOMEWHERE TO
GO, NEED SOMEWHERE TO GO.
PLEASE SHOW ME A SIGN.
[GASP]
UH...UH...
[OPENS ZIPPER]
>> LAZLO.
IF I DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER,
I'D SAY YOU WERE ABOUT TO GO TO
THE BATHROOM ON THAT DEFENSELESS
TREE LIKE AN UNCULTURED,
SAVAGE BEAST.
>> BUT I REALLY HAVE TO GO
AND THERE'S NO PLACE TO GO
IN CAMP.
>> DID YOU TRY ACORN FLATS?
>> THEY HAVE BATHROOMS?
>> GIRLS HAVE BLADDERS, TOO.
[TOILET FLUSHES]
>> OH, I DON'T KNOW, LAZLO.
I MEAN, WHY SHOULD WE LET YOU
USE OUR BATHROOM?
>> 'CAUSE I HAVE TO GO!
>> WHOA.
THAT IS DEFINITELY THE WRONG WAY
TO ASK SOMEONE TO USE
THEIR BATHROOM.
>> UHH. I'M SORRY.
PRETTY PLEASE?
[WHIMPERING]
PRETTY PLEASE WITH PEE ON TOP?
>> OH, GROSS!
JUST USE THE BATHROOM.
>> EEE...
>> HOLD IT, LAZLO.
ISN'T THAT A GIRLS' BATHROOM?
>> OH, NO.
>> WHAT'S THE HOLDUP,
MONKEY PANTS?
>> IT'S NOT A BOYS' BATHROOM.
WHERE'S THE BOYS' BATHROOM?
>> I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU,
EINSTEIN, BUT THIS IS AN
ALL-GIRLS CAMP.
THERE IS NO BOYS' BATHROOM.
>> DON'T WORRY, LAZLO.
I'M SURE WE'LL FIGURE OUT
SOMETHING ONCE WE GET
BACK TO CAMP.
>> UH. EEEEE.
MAYBE I'D FEEL BETTER
IF I ROWED.
>> NO, NO.
I'VE GOT IT.
OH, SHOOT.
MY SHOELACES ARE UNTIED.
GUESS I SHOULD DO THE LOGICAL
THING AND TIE THEM.
>> [SCREAMING INDISTINCTLY]
[CHATTERING]
>> LAZLO?
LAZLO?
WHERE IS HE?
OH, NO.
MY SIGN!
[EXPLOSION]
>> AHH...
[ROOSTER CROWS]
AHH.
>> YOU WIN THIS ROUND, LAZLO,
BUT THIS ISN'T OVER YET,
NOT BY A LONG SHOT.
>> WOW.
>> LAZLO. THERE YOU ARE.
YOU DIDN'T GO TO THE BATHROOM
YET, DID YOU?
>> JUST FINISHED.
>> NO! [SOBBING]
>> WHAT'S WRONG, EDWARD?
>> OH, NOTHING.
IT'S JUST THAT I STAYED UP ALL
NIGHT MAKING THIS FOR YOU.
>> YOU MADE ME A DIAPER?
>> UHH.
THIS ISN'T A DIAPER.
DIAPERS ARE FOR BABIES.
THIS IS A TINKLE TOG,
LIKE THE KIND ASTRONAUTS WEAR.
>> ASTRONAUTS?
I'M GOING TO PUT IT ON
RIGHT NOW.
HOW DO I LOOK?
>> YOU LOOK LIKE AN ASTRONAUT.
>> REALLY?
AW, THANKS, EDWARD.
I THINK I'LL GO SHOW IT OFF
AT THE MESS HALL.
>> OH, LAZLO.
HUMILIATING YOU IS EASIER THAN
TAKING CANDY FROM A BABY.
>> [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
>> AND THEN THE CAMEL SAYS
TO THE FIREHOSE--
>> IS THAT A--
>> HEY, EVERYBODY,
LAZLO'S WEARING A DIAPER.
>> [LAUGHTER]
>> UH-OH.
COME ON, CLAM.
WE HAVE TO SAVE LAZLO.
>> TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM.
>> HEY, LAZLO.
HOW'S IT GOING--OOH!
>> RAJ, ARE YOU OK?
WHOOPS. SPILLED FOOD ON RAJ.
>> HEY, RAJ JUST TRIPPED
AND THEN CLAM SPILLED
FOOD ON HIM!
>> [LAUGHTER]
>> LAZLO, GET OUT OF HERE WHILE
EVERYONE IS LAUGHING AT US!
>> WHAT?
>> JUST GO!
>> HEY, WAIT.
THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO DISTRACT
US FROM THE REAL FUNNY.
LAZLO'S STILL WEARING A DIAPER!
>> [LAUGHTER]
>> HUH?
OH, THIS ISN'T A DIAPER.
>> REALLY?
>> DENIAL.
>> IT'S NOT?
WELL, WHAT IS IT?
>> IT'S A TINKLE TOG,
JUST LIKE THE ASTRONAUTS WEAR.
>> A TINKLE TOG?
>> SO YOU'RE ACTUALLY WEARING
SOME SORT OF FUTURISTIC
SPACE DIAPER?
>> YEAH, KINDA.
>> COOL.
>> I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE
LOOK ON LAZLO'S FACE.
I BET EVERYONE'S MAKING FUN OF
HIM RIGHT NOW!
>> HEY, EDWARD.
>> WHAT? WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> [PASSES GAS]
>> LAZLO?
>> HEY, EDWARD.
OVER HERE.
TINKLE TOGS ARE A HUGE HIT.
>> YES. THEY'RE SO CONVENIENT.
OH, UM, LAZLO, CAN YOU SAVE MY
SEAT WHILE I GO TO THE BATHROOM?
>> SURE, RAJ.
>> OK.
I'M DONE.
>> EVERYONE, LOOK.
RAJ JUST WENT TO THE BATHROOM
LIKE THE ASTRONAUTS.
>> JUST LIKE THE ASTRONAUTS.
>> AHH.
I FORGOT I WASN'T WEARING
TINKLE TOGS.
>> ARGH!
DON'T YOU GET IT?
YOU'RE ALL WEARING DIAPERS!
>> ACTUALLY, EDWARD,
THIS IS A TINKLE TOG.
THERE IS A DIFFERENCE.
>> [KRRK KRRK]
MISSION CONTROL,
I LOVE TINKLE TOGS. OVER.
[KRRK]
>> [KRRK] COPY THAT.
YOU LOVE TINKLE TOGS.
OVER. [KRRK]
>> NO.
THEY'RE WEARING DIAPERS.
UGH. I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE.
>> [ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
>> TINKLE TOGS ARE HERE TO STAY.
>> COME ON, EDWARD. HA HA.
JOIN THE FUN.
>> HEY, EVERYBODY.
I'M THE COOLEST CAMPER
IN KIDNEY.
I INVENTED THE TINKLE TOG.
>> UH, EXCUSE ME, EDWARD.
>> OH, HEY, SLINKMAN.
WERE YOU INTERESTED IN BUYING
A TINKLE TOG?
>> HA HA.
OH, OH, NO.
NO DIAPERS FOR ME.
I JUST NEEDED TO LET YOU KNOW
THAT YOUR 4 OLDER BROTHERS
ARE HERE TO SEE YOU.
>> EDWARD!
>> IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
>> OH, REALLY?
SO I GUESS YOU DIDN'T LOSE THE
LEMONADE DRINKING CONTEST.
AND NOW I SUPPOSE YOU'RE GONNA
TELL US THAT YOU DIDN'T JUST
ADMIT TO INVENTING THESE LAME
FASHION DIAPERS.
[SCOFFS] CAN YOU BRING ANY MORE
SHAME TO OUR FAMILY?
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE
WE'RE RELATED.
>> OH, EDWARD, HONEY,
FASHION DIAPERS
ARE SO LAST YEAR.
>> BUT IT'S NOT A DIAPER.
IT'S A TINKLE TOG!
>> VAMOOSE, PELICAN.
IT'S MY DAY AND I'M
GOING TO THE TOP.
>> IN YOUR DREAMS,
YOU PLATYPUS.
>> HEY, REGINA.
>> WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?
>> LET ME AHEAD OF YOU IN LINE,
WILL YA?
>> YEAH, SURE.
WAKE UP AND SMELL THE
PINE CONES.
>> [LAUGHTER]
>> GRR.
FINE WAY TO TREAT ME.
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