[REVEILLE PLAYS]
>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS,
ATTENTION, CAMPERS--
IT'S TIME FOR "CAMP LAZLO"!
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS
WHO MADE A FRIEND
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO
WENT TO CAMP
AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
>> OHH. NO HOLIDAYS?
JUNE GLOOM.
WELL, WE CAN'T HAVE A DAY
WITHOUT SOMETHING.
NOW, WHAT WOULD MAKE A GOOD
HOLIDAY THAT EVERYONE
COULD ENJOY?
GOOSEBERRY SHRUB
WORSHIPING DAY.
CLAM WILL GET A KICK
OUT OF THAT.
HE LOVES GOOSEBERRIES.
OM...
>> [DRONING] GOOSEBERRIES.
OM...
>> GET UP, LAZ.
YOU'RE MAKING A IDIOT
OF YOURSELF.
>> [DRONING] EDWARD, WE'RE IN
THE MIDDLE OF WORSHIPPING
THE GOOSEBERRY SHRUB HERE.
OM...
>> YOU'RE WORSHIPING A WEED,
PEOPLE.
WHAT'S THAT DISGUSTING BUNCH OF
SOUR BERRIES GOT THAT
I AIN'T GOT?
>> [CHEWING] NICE BERRIES.
[CHEWING]
>> UHH. I CAN'T EVEN LOOK.
WHY PRAISE THOSE GROSS THINGS
WHEN YOU'VE GOT A LOVABLE
PLATYPUS RIGHT HERE?
HELLO?
ANYONE?
UGH. STUPID LAZLO HOLIDAYS.
GRR.
IF THEY'RE GONNA WORSHIP,
THEY MIGHT AS WELL WORSHIP
SOMETHING WORTH WORSHIPPING.
[ROOSTER CROWS]
[LAUGHS]
THIS IS IT, FOLKS.
THE DAY WE'VE ALL
BEEN WAITING FOR.
[LAUGHS]
IIIT'S...EDWARD DAY!
>> KEEP IT DOWN, YOU WEIRDO.
>> HEY, LOOK.
IT'S THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND.
>> WHAT'S HE SUPPOSED TO BE?
>> A LOSER.
>> LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN.
IIIT'S...EDWARD DAY!
>> OH! OH, OH, YES.
UM, I AM SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS!
[LAUGHS]
OH, EDWARD IS SO MUCH FUN.
SO MUCH DUDE.
>> LAZLO.
>> YES, EDWARD?
>> WHAT DAY IS TODAY?
>> WHY, IT'S EDWARD DAY, SILLY.
I MEAN, IT'S EDWARD DAY.
CAN'T YOU READ, YOU LOSER?
HOW'D I DO?
>> ARGH.
COME ON, LAZLO.
WHAT DOES THAT SAY?
>> [READING] LOST
SCAB COLLECTION.
SEE SAMSON IN--
>> NO, DIMWIT.
ABOVE IT.
THE CALENDAR.
>> OH. JUNE 2.
EDWARD DAY.
TODAY'S THE DAY WE ALL ACT LIKE
YOU, GARBANZO BRAINS!
>> THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENS
ON MY DAY!
I'LL TAKE THIS TO THE
HIGHEST AUTHORITY!
>> SO IT'S EDWARD DAY
AND YOU DON'T WANT IT TO BE
EDWARD DAY?
>> NO! I MEAN, YES!
LOOK HERE, SLINKMAN.
TODAY IS THE DAY THAT EVERYBODY
WORSHIPS ME.
ME!
>> O...K.
WELL, SINCE IT'S YOUR DAY...
>> EDWARD DAY.
>> RIGHT.
NOW, I WANT YOU TO TAKE THIS
NOTE TO MR. McMUESLI.
>> WHAT IS THIS?
[READING] EDWARD IS ALLOWED
TO JUMP TO THE FRONT
OF THE MESS HALL LINE.
FINALLY!
A LITTLE RESPECT FOR THE ED-MAN!
>> [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
>> TADA!
>> [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
>> SOME PEOPLE JUST HAVE
NO CLASS.
SOMEONE WANT TO TAKE MY CLOAK
OR AM I GONNA STAND HERE
ALL DAY?
>> GLAD TO, EDWARD.
>> THIS IS WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT.
>> NICE CAPE.
>> IT'S A CLOAK, PEASANT.
>> LOOK AT ME.
I'M THE KING OF CAMP KIDNEY.
>> I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, FREAK!
YOU STAIN MY CLOAK,
YOU BUY MY CLOAK. CAPICHE?
CHEF McMUESLI, CHEF McMUESLI,
LOOK WHAT I GOT.
>> OH, IT'S EDWARD DAY, HUH?
>> GO AHEAD, McMUESLI.
SURPRISE ME.
>> GET ME MY LUNCH AND MAKE IT
SNAPPY, BROCCOLI BREATH.
>> JUST GIMME SOME LUNCH,
WILL YA?
>> COMING RIGHT UP!
ONE MACARONI SURPRISE!
NEXT!
>> [CHEWING]
>> YOU HAVE THE HONOR
OF SITTING WITH ME, PEASANT.
>> WHAT DO YOU WANT--TO SEE ME
GET SICK OR SOMETHING?
>> LISTEN UP, PEOPLE.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU THINK
YOU'RE ALL DOING.
YOU SHOULD BE WORSHIPPING ME.
>> [ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
>> ENOUGH ALREADY!
I HEREBY DECLARE EDWARD DAY
FINISHED.
>> BUT I LOVE BEING EDWARD.
>> ALL RIGHT.
WHO'S THE WISE GUY?
WELL, WHERE ARE YOU?
>> WELL, WHERE ARE YOU?
>> WHA?
>> [SEVERAL TALKING AT ONCE]
>> CLAM.
>> [LAZLO AND RAJ
TALKING AT ONCE]
>> ...THAN EDWARD!
>> YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WORSHIP
ME, NOT IMITATE ME.
>> YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WORSHIP
ME, NOT IMITATE ME.
>> [GROWLING]
>> THAT'S IT!
>> [LAUGHTER]
>> I'M GONNA END EDWARD DAY
ONCE AND FOR ALL.
[PLAYING "TAPS"]
>> SO I SAY TO THE GUY,
"WHAT AM I--A DUCK?"
["TAPS" PLAYING]
>> IT'S BEDTIME ALREADY?
>> TRYING TO NAP HERE.
>> THAT'S THE BEDTIME BUGLE,
LUMPUS.
GO BACK TO BED.
>> OH.
DAYLIGHT SAVINGS, HUH?
WELL, KEEP IT DOWN ANYWAY!
>> THERE.
PROBLEM SOLVED.
EDWARD DAY IS OFFICIALLY OVER.
>> WANNA PLAY SHADOW PUPPETS?
>> [INDISTINCT]
>> AND I JUST DROPPED TEDDY
AT THE LAUNDROMAT.
>> WHEW.
GOOD-BYE, CAMP,
HELLO, DREAMLAND.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BUNK?
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN MY BUNK?
>> YOU HEARD THE BEDTIME BUGLE.
EDWARD DAY IS OVER.
>> BUT I LOVE BEING EDWARD.
>> YOU'RE NOT EDWARD.
I'M EDWARD!
>> YOU'RE NOT EDWARD.
I'M EDWARD!
>> [BREATHING HEAVILY]
GRR.
HEY, STINK SACKS.
>> HEY, STINK SACKS.
>> WILL YOU TELL THIS FRUITCAKE
WHO EDWARD IS?
>> WILL YOU TELL THIS FRUITCAKE
WHO EDWARD IS?
>> ARE WE DREAMING?
>> I THINK SO.
>> SEE?
>> NOBODY'S INTERESTED.
>> DON'T COPY ME.
STOP DOING THAT.
>> WHY ARE YOU SUCH AN IDIOT?
[BANG]
>> [ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
>> YOU CAN GO TO SLEEP
AFTER YOU TELL THIS IMITATION
WHO THE ORIGINAL EDWARD IS.
>> NOT IN THIS LIFETIME,
BUTTERBALL.
>> OK, THAT IS EDWARD.
>> [ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
>> EXCUSE ME.
PARDON ME, FRED.
PARDON ME, HIPPO GUY.
UH, BEG PARDON,
[INDISTINCT] CHARACTER THAT I'VE
NOT MET TILL NOW.
HA HA. HEH.
LOOKS LIKE WE GOT OURSELVES
A LITTLE MIX-UP.
HMM.
WHAT WE NEED HERE IS A
GOOD, OLD-FASHIONED FACE-OFF
TO FIND THE REAL EDWARD.
LET'S START WITH
EDWARD ON THE RIGHT.
>> EDWARD ON THE RIGHT?
THERE IS NO EDWARD ON THE RIGHT!
I'M THE ONLY EDWARD!
>> [BOOING]
>> TOO WIMPY.
>> WELL, I GUESS THAT WAS
PRETTY GOOD.
>> I'M SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS.
>> [CHEERING]
>> THIS CAMP IS ONLY BIG ENOUGH
FOR ONE EDWARD!
>> EDWARD ON THE RIGHT!
EDWARD ON THE RIGHT!
>> ARGH!
IF HE'S EDWARD, THEN WHO DOES
THAT MAKE ME--CLAM?
CAN'T THINK OF A WORSE--
WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT JUST ONE MINUTE.
>> [PLAYING REVEILLE]
[DOOR CREAKING]
>> UM...HELLO THERE, EDWARD.
HUH. HEY, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
>> UH, ME CLAM.
>> DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING
STUCK IN YOUR THROAT, EDWARD?
>> NO.
UH, CLAM.
I AM CLAM.
>> OH, I GET IT.
HE WANTS OUR PICTURE.
>> OH, FLATTERY WILL GET YOU
EVERYWHERE, EDWARD.
>> CLAM!
I'M IMPERSONATING CLAM,
YOU IDIOTS!
>> OK, IS HE STILL DOING CLAM?
>> I THINK HE'S TRYING TO DO
EDWARD AGAIN.
OOH, LOOK WHAT TIME IT IS.
WELL, CLAM,
WE'D BETTER GET ON DOWN
TO THE MESS HALL.
WE DON'T WANT TO MISS BREAKFAST.
>> HOW COME WE'RE HAVING DINNER
FOR BREAKFAST?
>> THIS IS HIGHLY ILLOGICAL.
>> GOOD MORNING,
FRIENDSHIP CAMPERS.
>> GOOD MORNING, CAMP KIDNEY.
>> COME ON.
YOU CAN DO IT.
>> UH, I'M CLAM.
>> OOH.
HE'S REALLY IMPROVING.
>> ARE WE STILL ASLEEP?
>> I THINK SO.
>> HEY, ED-MAN.
WHY DON'T YOU CUT IN FRONT OF
ME?
>> DON'T MIND IF I DO.
>> OH, HEY, EDWARD.
THAT WAS A LOT OF FUN YESTERDAY.
HOW ABOUT A SECOND HELPING?
>> HEY, UH,
WHO CARES ABOUT EDWARD?
HE'S A JERK.
>> IS YOUR DREAM ABOUT EDWARD?
>> I THINK SO.
>> AND I SAID, "WHAT DO I
LOOK LIKE--A SQUIRREL SCOUT?
>> [LAUGHTER]
>> UH, CLAM NO THINK NEW EDWARD
SO FUNNY.
>> WHO'S THAT SUPPOSED TO BE?
>> [MURMURING]
>> WELL, IF IT ISN'T CLAM.
CLAM HERE IS SO SHORT
THAT WHEN IT RAINS,
HE'S THE LAST TO KNOW.
>> [LAUGHTER]
>> THAT SHOULD BE ME UP THERE,
GETTING ALL THAT ATTENTION,
GETTING LAUGHS AT SOMEONE
ELSE'S EXPENSE.
HE'S ALREADY HAD HIS DAY
WITH THE GOOSEBERRY.
HE'S NOT EDWARD AND I CAN
PROVE IT!
[LAUGHS] CLAM LOVES
GOOSEBERRY BUSHES.
[LAUGHS]
MM! GOOSEBERRIES!
WHO CAN RESIST THEM?
[CHEWING]
[GULP]
TOO BAD YOU CAN'T EAT ANY OF
THESE DELICIOUS GOOSEBERRIES.
EDWARD HATES GOOSEBERRIES.
[HACK]
>> GOOSEBERRIES?
>> [SPITTING]
I CAN'T EVEN REMBER WHEN I
LAST HAD GOOSEBERRIES THIS GOOD!
>> UH, GOOSEBERRIES.
>> PLEASE TELL ME
THAT'S NOT DROOL.
>> [INDISTINCT] AAAH!
[INDISTINCT] I WIN!
I'M THE KING OF THE EDWARDS!
OHHH!
GOOSEBERRY HIVES.
WELL, AT LEAST I'M STILL EDWARD.
>> VAMOOSE, PELICAN.
IT'S MY DAY AND I'M
GOING TO THE TOP.
>> IN YOUR DREAMS,
YOU PLATYPUS.
>> HEY, REGINA.
>> WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?
>> LET ME AHEAD OF YOU IN LINE,
WILL YA?
>> YEAH, SURE.
WAKE UP AND SMELL THE
PINE CONES.
>> [LAUGHTER]
>> GRR.
FINE WAY TO TREAT ME.
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