>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS,
ATTENTION, CAMPERS--
IT'S TIME FOR "CAMP LAZLO!"
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS
WHO MADE A FRIEND
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO
WENT TO CAMP
AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
[FART SOUND]
>> OH, LAZLO, THAT SMELLS
TERRIBLE!
>> REALLY?
I KIND OF LIKE THE SMELL OF WOOD
GLUE.
[FART SOUNDS]
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH ALL
THAT SMELLY WOOD GLUE ANYWAY?
>> I'M ENTERING THE PRICKLY
PINES MAKE A SCULPTURE OUT OF
ODD LITTLE TWIGS CONTEST.
>> OH!
HEY!
LET'S PLAY TETHERBALL!
>> TETHERBALL?
FINISHING THIS SCULPTURE IS WAY
TOO IMPORTANT FOR ME TO TAKE A
BREAK AND PLAY TETHERBALL.
>> OK, LAZLO.
ADIOS.
>> HA HA!
SPANISH.
HMM.
>> GO SWIMMING?
>> SORRY, GUYS.
I'M STILL WORKING ON MY
SCULPTURE.
>> OK.
SUIT YOURSELF.
TENNIS?
PIN THE TAIL ON THE LLAMA?
>> NO, THANKS.
WOW!
I'M FINALLY FINISHED!
A 1/8 SQUARE MODEL OF
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS' CABIN MADE
OUT OF ODD LITTLE TWIGS.
I'M SO EXCITED!
JEEZ!
WINNERS OF THE CONTEST WON'T BE
ANNOUNCED FOR ANOTHER 6 WEEKS.
I CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG TO FIND
OUT WHAT OTHERS THINK OF IT.
IF ONLY THERE WAS SOME WAY I
COULD JUMP TO--
>> AND NOW, BEFORE I FINISH THIS
MORNING'S ANNOUNCEMENTS, I THINK
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS HAS SOMETHING
SPECIAL TO PRESENT.
>> [CHEERING]
>> SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS?
>> [SNORING]
>> WELL, IT'S A GOOD THING I
HAVE A COPY OF HIS SPEECH.
AHEM.
AS SCOUTMASTER, IT PLEASES ME TO
ANNOUNCE THAT ONE OF OUR CAMPERS
PLACED SEVENTH IN THE PRICKLY
PINES ODD LITTLE TWIGS SCULPTURE
CONTEST.
>> LAZLO, DIDN'T YOU ENTER THAT
CONTEST?
>> DID I?
>> THEREFORE, IT GIVES ME GREAT
PLEASURE TO AWARD THIS HANDSOME
CERTIFICATE TO INSERT NAME
HERE--ER, I MEAN, LAZLO!
>> YAY!
>> UM...
WHAT'S A CERTIFICATE?
>> IT'S LIKE AN AWARD.
>> LIKE AN AWARD?
HEY, GUYS, I WON SOMETHING
THAT'S LIKE AN AWARD!
>> [CHEERING]
[CHEERING]
[TOILET FLUSHES]
[CHEERING]
>> SO, LAZLO,
HOW DID IT FEEL TO WIN YOUR
CERTIFICATE?
>> WELL, THEY SAY IT'S A
PLEASURE JUST TO BE NOMINATED,
BUT DON'T YOU BELIEVE THEM.
WINNING FEELS SO MUCH BETTER.
>> OK.
I THINK THAT'S IT.
>> GEE.
I WISH SOMEONE WOULD GIVE ME AN
AWARD.
>> YEAH.
ME, TOO.
COME ON.
LET'S GO FEEL BAD ABOUT
OURSELVES.
>> GOSH.
>> [SOBBING]
>> WHAT'S WRONG, SAMSON?
>> EVERY SINCE LAZLO WON THAT
AWARD, I HAVE FELT REALLY BAD
ABOUT MYSELF...
LIKE I'M SOME SORT OF LOSER!
>> ME, TOO.
>> ME 3.
>> ME 4.
>> ME 6.
[SOBBING]
I MEAN 5.
>> [SOBBING]
>> THIS IS TERRIBLE.
I'VE BEEN SO CAUGHT UP IN THE
HOOPLA, I HAVEN'T REALIZED HOW
SAD EVERYONE IS.
I WISH THERE WAS SOME WAY I
COULD GIVE EVERYONE AN AWARD.
YUCCA!
HERE, SAMSON!
I MADE THIS FOR YOU LAST NIGHT.
>> CLEANEST UNIFORM AWARD?
WOW!
IT'S GOT MY NAME AND EVERYTHING!
THANKS, LAZLO.
>> [WHISTLING]
HERE YOU GO, CHIP.
HERE YOU GO, SKIP.
>> BEST ELBOWS.
WOW!
>> MOST IMPROVED SITTER.
>> HERE YOU GO, SHELDON.
>> BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN
INCIDENTAL CHARACTER.
WOW!
THANKS, LAZLO!
>> HERE YOU GO.
HERE YOU GO.
>> [CLAMORING]
>> I'M SOMEBODY!
WHOO-WEE!
I FEEL SO GOOD ABOUT MYSELF!
>> [SNORING]
WHO SAID THAT?
OH, SLINKMAN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH
THE CHILDREN?
>> LAZLO MADE AWARDS FOR
EVERYONE, SIR.
>> OH, WAKE ME UP WHEN I GET
MINE, WILL YOU, SLINKMAN?
>> BEST CAMPER AWARD.
>> FAVORITE CAMPER AWARD.
>> I FEEL SO GOOD ABOUT MYSELF.
>> ME, TOO!
WOULD YOU HOLD MINE UNTIL I GO
TO THE BATHROOM.
>> HEY!
HOW DID YOU GET TWO?
>> NO, IT'S NOT!
I WAS JUST--
>> SAVE IT FOR THE JUDGE!
YOU TWO KEEP AN EYE ON THIS ONE.
I'M GONNA GO TELL LAZLO!
>> YOU MAKE ME SICK.
HERE.
HOLD THIS FOR A SECOND.
NOW--
>> HEY!
NOW SKIP HAS TWO AWARDS!
>> I'M CHIP.
>> WHY DOES HE GET TWO?!
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK, RAJ?
>> I THINK I SHOULD ASK NURSE
LESLIE FOR EDWARD'S ANGER BAG.
>> WAIT, RAJ.
I THINK WE CAN SOLVE THIS
PROBLEM WITHOUT EDWARD'S ANGER
BAG.
>> REALLY?
>> AND SO, EDWARD,
IT GIVES ME GREAT PLEASURE TO
PRESENT YOU WITH THIS SECOND
AWARD.
>> ANGRIEST CAMPER AWARD.
THANKS, LAZLO!
SEE THAT, LOSERS!
I GOT TWO!
>> I WANT TWO!
>> ME, TOO!
>> JEEZ, FELLAS.
I'M STARTING TO HAVE A HARD TIME
THINKING OF NEW AWARDS.
AND I'VE RUN OUT OF PAPER.
>> OH!
>> I GUESS I COULD USE TOILET
TISSUE.
AND SO, IT IS WITH GREAT
PLEASURE THAT I PRESENT YOU
WITH THIS SECOND AWARD.
ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S EVERYONE.
I'M GOING TO BED.
>> I WANT ONE ON TOILET PAPER.
>> HEY!
NOW EDWARD HAS 3!
>> OK.
EVERYBODY HAS EXACTLY 67 AWARDS
EACH.
ANY QUESTIONS?
>> CAN I HAVE ONE MORE?
>> ME, TOO!
>> [CLAMORING]
>> WAIT!
THESE AWARDS ARE MAKING EVERYONE
FEEL MISERABLE INSTEAD OF
SPECIAL.
I'VE GOT TO STOP MANIPULATING
YOUR EMOTIONS LIKE THIS--
AT LEAST UNTIL I LEARN TO DO IT
RIGHT.
I NEED TO THINK.
>> WHILE HE'S THINKING, I'LL
JUST GO FEEL MISERABLE.
>> ME, TOO.
>> YEAH.
>> ONE FOR SAFETY,
ONE FOR FRESHNESS,
ONE LAST PIECE FOR COMFORT.
OH.
NO.
NO!
[TOILET FLUSHES]
>> HEY, SAMSON.
I AM ONE LUCKY CAMPER.
THAT WAS THE LAST TOILET PAPER
IN ALL OF CAMP KIDNEY.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
[WHISTLING]
>> NO!
>> [SNORING]
[HONKING]
>> [GROANING]
OH!
SORRY, GUYS.
BUT I'M GONNA HAVE TO USE ONE OF
YOU.
HMM.
MOST SOCIALLY-AWKWARD?
TOO PRECIOUS.
LOWEST SELF-ESTEEM.
NO.
TOO PROUD OF THAT ONE.
MOST TRUSTWORTHY.
THIS ONE MEANS MORE TO ME THAN
ALL THE OTHERS.
>> HUH?
[TOILETS FLUSH]
>> WE TOOK A PAGE FROM YOUR
BOOK.
>> SEVERAL PAGES.
[LAUGHING]
>> SO, NOW WE'RE EVEN.
>> DAVE AND I ARE EVEN.
BUT PING-PONG STILL HAS ALL OF
HIS AWARDS.
>> NO!
WAIT!
[TOILET FLUSHING]
[TOILETS FLUSHING]
>> ♪ FROM PLATE TO POTTY
WITH PRONTO
DAT-DAT-DA DA DA DAH
DUM DEE DOO ♪
I LOVE MY PRONTO CEREAL.
I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M SERVING
THIS TO THE KIDS.
THEY NEVER EAT IT.
>> HMM.
[TOILETS FLUSHING]
>> [GROANING]
>> YOU GUYS!
YOU GUYS, I GOT IT!
>> THERE HE IS!
IT'S ALL LAZLO'S FAULT!
NOT ONLY HAVE WE FLUSHED ALL OF
OUR AWARDS, BUT I'M CHAFFING
LIKE CRAZY!
>> BUT, EDWARD, I KNOW WHY THIS
HAPPENED.
THIS WAS ALL FOR US TO FIGURE
OUT THAT AWARDS DON'T MAKE YOU
HAPPY.
TRUE HAPPINESS COMES FROM
KNOWING THAT YOU'RE SPECIAL JUST
THE WAY YOU ARE--
NOT FOR THE SILLY PIECE OF
PAPER.
>> OK, LAZLO.
THEN GIVE US YOUR AWARD.
>> HOW'S THAT?
>> YEAH, COME ON!
>> FLUSH IT!
>> [CHANTING "FLUSH IT"]
>> UH.
SURE.
HERE.
HA HA.
DON'T SEEM TO BE ABLE TO HAND IT
OVER.
NOW THAT I'VE LOOKED AT IT,
IT IS KIND OF NICE.
SO PRETTY.
WHAT AM I DOING!
I CAN'T GIVE IT UP!
I LIKE IT TOO MUCH!
HELP!
>> AH-CHOO!
ANYBODY GOT A TISSUE?
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
I CAN GIVE THIS UP
BECAUSE THERE'S NO GREATER AWARD
THAN FRIENDSHIP.
>> THANKS, LAZLO.
>> THANK YOU, SAMSON.
>> HEY, HEY, HEY!
WHERE'S MY AWARD, HUH?
I WANT MY AWARD, AND I WANT IT
NOW!
GIVE IT TO ME!
>> BUT THAT'S THE LAST ONE,
AND IT'S--
>> I WON!
I WON!
I WANT TO THANK ALL THE LITTLE
PEOPLE WHO MADE THIS POSSIBLE.
HA.
YES.
AH.
ME LIKEY.
[KISSY SOUNDS]
>> SUDDENLY, AWARDS AREN'T
IMPORTANT TO ME ANY MORE.
>> ME NEITHER.
>> HE CAN HAVE THEM.
>> I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR MY
EARLIER BEHAVIOR.
WILL YOU ACCEPT A MINT AS A
CONDOLENCE?
>> WE SURE WOULD!
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
>> THANKS, SAMSON!
>> H-HEY.
W-WHAT HAPPENED?!
[SHIVERING]
>> ICY BREATH FRESHENER!
[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
--www.ncicap.org--]
>> NOT REFRESHING!