[REVEILLE PLAYS]
>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS,
ATTENTION, CAMPERS--
IT'S TIME FOR "CAMP LAZLO!"
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS
WHO MADE A FRIEND
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO
WENT TO CAMP
AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
>> DID YOU HEAR?
DAVE AND PING-PONG AREN'T
TALKING AGAIN.
DAVE INSULTED PING-PONG'S ADAM'S
APPLE.
HA HA HA HA HA.
YOU KNOW WHO I HATE THIS WEEK?
THE LEMMINGS.
I MEAN, WHAT'S THEIR DEAL?
I DON'T EVEN THINK THEY'RE
BROTHERS, LARRY, LOUIE, LEONARD,
AND LINIMENT.
WHAT'S WITH THE LETTER "L"?
LAME IS WHAT IT IS.
WHAT'S THAT?
[SNICKERING]
OH, YOU'RE HORRIBLE!
HA HA!
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS DOESN'T WEAR
FALSE ANTLERS.
YOU'RE CRAZY.
BUT I LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE
THE ONLY ONE WHO LETS ME GET A
WORD IN EDGEWISE.
THANKS AGAIN FOR LISTENING,
FRIEND.
SEE YOU TOMORROW!
SAME TIME, SAME PLACE.
[HUMMING]
>> THIS WAY, GUYS!
>> LAZLO...
WHY DID YOU BRING US TO THIS
GRUNGY, DUNGY CAVE.
>> I WANT TO SHOW YOU GUYS A NEW
GAME!
I CALL THIS GAME...
BAT IN YOUR HAIR!
>> AAGH!
OH, NO!
CLAM, DON'T LET THE NASTY OLD
BAT IN YOUR HAIR!
HA HA!
>> BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!
HA HA HA!
OOF!
WOW!
>> LAZLO, LOOK OUT!
>> IT'S OK, RAJ.
HE'S FROZEN.
HE LOOKS LIKE A PREHISTORIC
SABER TOOTH CAVE MARMOT.
>> WHY IS HE HERE?
>> LOOK!
LOOK AT HEAD!
>> [GASPS]
>> THAT LOOKS LIKE A BEAN SCOUT
CAP.
>> THAT IS A BEAN SCOUT CAP!
DO YOU REALIZE THAT HE COULD BE
THE FIRST BEAN SCOUT!
OH, WE GOTTA THAW HIM OUT!
WE GOTTA!
THINK OF HOW GREAT IT WILL BE TO
HAVE OUR VERY OWN CAVE BEAN!
HE COULD TEACH US ABOUT
DINOSAURS AND ROCKS!
>> I LOVE ROCKS!
>> PERFECT.
>> ALMOST THERE.
JUST A FEW MORE YARDS.
>> HEY!
HOLD IT!
STOP RIGHT THERE!
WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?!
>> DON'T WORRY, SAMSON.
>> YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!
IT'S--
>> I UNDERSTAND.
>> NO, YOU DON'T SEE.
HE'S--
>> I SEE.
HE'S A CAVE BEAN.
>> YES, BUT HE'S--
>> SHH!
YEAH.
I'D LOVE TO STAY CHAT,
BUT WE'VE GOT A CAVE BEAN TO
THAW OUT.
>> MER.
THE ONLY REASON THE CAVE BEAN
LISTENED TO ME IN THE FIRST
PLACE WAS BECAUSE HE WAS FROZEN.
IF LAZLO THAWS HIM OUT, I WON'T
HAVE ANYONE TO TALK TO.
>> WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?
>> NOBODY!
>> OK, JELLIES,
HERE'S THE QUESTION.
ICE.
HOW DOES IT MELT?
>> UM...
IT'S GOT SOMETHING TO DO WITH
COMPUTERS, I THINK.
>> MARKET RESEARCH.
>> WHAT?
>> CABBAGES?
>> MAGIC?
>> YOU'LL NEVER MELT THAT ICE!
NOT WITH THIS AROUND!
>> WHAT'S THAT?
>> OOPS.
>> THE COLD SHOULDER!
>> WHACHA GONNA DO NOW?
>> YOU NEED HELP!
YOU SHOULD TALK TO SOMEBODY!
>> OK!
I'LL TALK TO YOU!
I--
>> NOT NOW!
I'M BUSY!
OK, WHERE WERE WE?
>> NERTS!
LET THEM HAVE MY CAVE BEAN.
I CAN TALK TO A ROCK.
HOW ABOUT THIS WEATHER, ROCK?
AND--
OK.
GOOD-BYE.
>> PHEW!
HOW ABOUT THIS HEAT, RAJ?
>> HOT ENOUGH TO FRY AN EGG.
>> HOW ABOUT YOU, CLAM?
HOW YOU HOLDING UP?
>> UH...
SURVIVING.
>> IT'S NOT WORKING, LAZLO.
WE DIDN'T FOOL THE ICE INTO
THINKING IT'S HOT IN HERE.
WHAT SHOULD WE DO NOW?
>> MAYBE WE SHOULD TRY USING OUR
HEAT VISION.
>> WE HAVE HEAT VISION?
>> I DON'T KNOW, RAJ.
BUT I DO KNOW THAT WE'LL NEVER
KNOW IF WE DON'T TRY.
>> HOW DO WE DO IT?
>> JUST CONCENTRATE ON THE ICE
WITH YOUR EYES.
OHM...
>> [GROWLING]
>> [GROANING]
>> I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD.
>> DON'T SAY "EYE."
>> AY-AY-AY!
>> I GUESS WE'RE NOT SO HOT AT
MELTING ICE.
>> WELL, I KNOW I'M HOT.
>> HOT!
>> CLAM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
>> IT'S WORKING!
THE ICE IS MELTING.
>> OOH!
HE'S SUCH A BRUTE.
LET'S CALL HIM BEASTLY
BUMBLEPUSS.
HEY, HE'S COMING TO.
>> [GROANING]
>> WELCOME TO THE FUTURE!
>> [GROANING]
>> HI!
MY NAME IS LAZLO.
THIS IS CLAM!
>> HI!
>> AND RAJ!
>> GREETINGS!
UH, LAZLO,
I THINK HIS BRAIN IS STILL
REFRIGERATED.
>> IT'S SLUSHY.
>> OH, HE'S PROBABLY JUST
JET-LAGGED FROM THAT LONG TRIP
THROUGH TIME.
WHAT HE NEEDS IS SOME FRESH AIR
AND A TOUR OF CAMP.
>> DEFROST.
>> [GIGGLING]
>> WELL, BUMBLEPUSS,
THIS IS CAMP KIDNEY.
AS YOU CAN SEE, CAMP HAS EVOLVED
INTO A FUTURISTIC, ADVANCED
MODERN FACILITY.
LET'S START THE TOUR OFF IN THE
MESS HALL.
OH, AND IT'S LUNCHTIME!
YOU CAN MEET ALL YOUR FELLOW
BEAN SCOUTS AT ONCE!
OK, LET'S NOT GET TOO EXCITED.
LET'S TIDY YOU UP.
>> COMB YOUR EYEBROWS.
>> BE HAPPY.
SMILE.
>> PERFECT!
>> [CLAMORING]
>> MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION,
PLEASE?!
RAJ, CLAM, AND I HAVE MADE AN
IMPORTANT DISCOVERY.
WE'VE UNCOVERED AND THAWED OUT
THE VERY FIRST BEAN SCOUT IN
HISTORY.
LET'S GIVE A BIG BEAN WELCOME TO
BEASTLY BUMBLEPUSS!
[CRASH]
AND HERE HE IS!
>> [GASPS]
>> WE BROUGHT HIM HERE SO HE CAN
SHARE HIS SECRETS ABOUT
PREHISTORIC CAMP KIDNEY.
ANY QUESTIONS?
>> WERE THERE DINOSAURS WHERE
YOU CAME FROM?
>> [BURPS]
>> DOES THAT ANSWER YOUR
QUESTION?
>> COOL!
>> WAIT A MINUTE!
HOW DO WE KNOW HE'S REALLY A
BEAN SCOUT?
>> JUST LOOK AT HIM.
ALL BEANS EVOLVED FROM HIM.
>> [GROANS]
>> HE'S JUST A BLITHERING IDIOT!
>> [GROANS]
>> I GUESS HE IS A BEAN SCOUT.
>> CAN I HAVE MY PICTURE TAKEN
WITH HIM?
>> THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!
>> OH, HE'LL LOVE THAT!
>> SAY CHEESE!
>> WHO'S GOT A CAMERA?
>> CHEESE!
>> [SNARLING]
>> STOP!
THE FLASHES ARE SCARING HIM!
BEASTLY BUMBLEPUSS!
WAIT!
>> SLINKMAN!
WHERE IS THAT LAZY SLUG?
I'M READY FOR MY MASSAGE!
FINALLY.
WELL, COME ON, COME ON.
MY SHOULDERS AREN'T GONNA
MASSAGE THEMSELVES.
START WITH THE SHOULDERS.
OOH.
SCENTED OILS.
NICE.
AAGH!
NOT SO HARD, SLINKMAN.
>> [SNARLS]
>> [SCREAMING]
>> ALL RIGHT, SCOUTMASTER
LUMPUS, READY FOR YOUR--
OH, MY!
YOU'RE TENSE.
YOUR BACK--IT'S ALL IN KNOTS.
>> I CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING, CAN I?
YOU MEET A FROZEN CAVE MAN, YOU
BECOME FRIENDS, THAN, BAM!
SOMEBODY WANTS TO THAW HIM OUT!
HE WAS MY...
[SOBS]
FRIEND.
HE LISTENED!
[SOBBING]
NOW THERE'S NO ONE TO LISTEN!
NO ONE IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD.
THERE'S JUST ME
LISTENING TO ME.
WHAT DO THEY PUT IN THIS WATER?
CAVE BEAN?
IS IT REALLY YOU?
>> [SNARLS]
>> OH, NOW THAT YOU'RE THAWED
OUT, YOU PROBABLY WOULDN'T EVEN
LISTEN TO ME, WOULD YOU?
>> HUH?
>> WOULD YOU?
>> HUH?
>> [GASPS]
YOU'RE LISTENING TO ME.
I'M ACTUALLY GETTING A WORD IN
EDGEWISE!
WOW!
THIS IS GREAT!
WHERE DO I BEGIN?
WELL, YESTERDAY I SAW DAVE, AND
I SAID, "HEY, WHAT'S THE BIG
WHOOP?"
AND HE SAID, "DUH."
AND I SAID, "DUH."
AND HE SAID, "WHATEVER."
AND I SAID "WHOOP-DE-DIDDLY DO."
AND HE SAID, "NAH-UH!"
AND I SAID, "OHO."
AND--AND--AND HE SAID, "NAH-UH."
AND I SAID, "WELL, I ALREADY
SAID WHATEVER.
SO, YOU CAN'T SAY NAH-UH."
AND HE SAID, "UH-HUH."
AND EDWARD'S GOT THIS PET
PIRANHA, AND IT'S LIKE UGLY!
IT TURNS, LIKE, ALL DIFFERENT
COLORS.
AND I SWEAR I THINK I'M ALLERGIC
TO IT BECAUSE IT MADE ME JUST,
YOU KNOW, JUST GO CRAZY.
AND I SAID...
>> [SNARLING]
>> HEY, WATCH IT, BUDDY!
YOU ALMOST HIT ME!
NOW, WHERE WAS I?
STOP THAT!
I'M ABOUT TO GET TO THE BEST
PART!
DON'T YOU WANT TO HEAR THE REST?
>> [ROARS]
>> I'LL TAKE THAT AS A NO.
[SCREAMING]
>> I HOPE BUMBLEPUSS IS OK.
>> LAZLO!
[PANTING]
YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU
GUYS DON'T LISTEN TO ME?
>> WE ALWAYS LISTEN.
>> [MUFFLED]
THE FROZEN CAVE BEAN WAS MY
FRIEND, BUT ONLY IF HE WAS
FROZEN.
THAWED OUT, HE'S NOBODY'S
FRIEND.
>> [SNARLING]
>> YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY SHOULD
WASH YOUR HANDS.
>> [SNARLING]
>> AAGH!
>> SO, HE'S SAMSON'S FRIEND?
>> ONLY WHEN FROZEN.
>> CHILLY CHUM.
>> AAGH!
>> [SNARLING]
>> UH-OH!
[SCREAMING]
>> HE'S DESTROYING THE CAMP!
>> WE'VE GOT TO REFREEZE HIM FOR
SAMSON!
>> BUT HOW?!
>> I GOT IT!
THE COLDEST SHOWERS IN THE WORLD
ARE RIGHT HERE AT CAMP KIDNEY.
>> OOH!
I HATE THE SHOWERS!
THAT'S GREAT!
>> GOOSEBUMPS!
>> SAMSON, RUN TO THE SHOWERS!
>> I ALREADY TOOK ONE THIS
MORNING, BUT OK!
[FAUCET SQUEAKS]
[SCREAMING]
>> THANKS, GUYS.
ANYWAY, SO I WAS SAYING HOW
ABOUT THAT MILT?
DID YOU SEE THOSE SHORTS HE WAS
WEARING?
I AM SORRY, HE IS NOT A PETITE.
I'M TELLING YOU, YOU GOTTA BE
LIKE AT LEAST A HUSKY.
>> I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR MY
EARLIER BEHAVIOR.
WILL YOU ACCEPT A MINT AS A
CONDOLENCE?
>> WE SURE WOULD!
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
>> THANKS, SAMSON!
>> H-HEY.
W-WHAT HAPPENED?!
[SHIVERING]
>> ICY BREATH FRESHENER!
[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
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>> NOT REFRESHING!