>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR CAMP LAZLO.
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS WHO
MADE A FRIEND ♪
♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L ♪
>> ♪ A ♪
>> ♪ Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO WENT TO
CAMP ♪
♪ AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> Chip: L-A-Z-L-O.
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ YO-DE-LAY-EE ♪
>> Raj: THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA,
LAZLO.
>> Lazlo: WHAT'S WRONG WITH
BIRD-WATCHING?
>> Raj: IT IS NOT NATURAL TO
STAKE OUT BIRDS IN SOMEONE
ELSE'S NEST.
YEESH!
>> Lazlo: SEE ANYTHING YET,
GUYS?
>> IS IT BAD TO LOOK DIRECTLY
INTO THE SUN?
[ SIZZLING ]
>> Clam: YES.
>> Lazlo: NOTHING, HUH?
NO BULBUS WING DOODLERS?
>> NOPE.
>> Lazlo: NO FLOXAGENUS
PABOCRUSTACIOUS?
>> NOT A ONE.
>> Lazlo: NO DRAGON ZARCONEOUS?
>> NUH-UNH.
>> Lazlo: WELL, WE'RE BOUND TO
SEE SOMETHING.
>> OH!
OH, LOOK!
>> All: OOH!
>> Lazlo: NOT ONE, BUT TWO --
TWO LOONS PABOCRUSTACIOUS.
>> KING ME.
>> Raj: MY, WHAT STRANGE
CUSTOMS.
>> Lazlo: WELL, OBSERVE, RAJ.
NOW, IF YOU'LL NOTICE --
>> Raj: [ LAUGHS ]
I THINK I FOUND SOMETHING.
>> Lazlo: DESCRIPTION.
>> Raj: I SEE WEBBED FEET.
>> Lazlo: CHECK.
>> Raj: IT APPEARS TO BE ABLE TO
FLOAT IN WATER.
>> Lazlo: YES, YES, GO ON, GO
ON.
>> Raj: AND IT TWEETS OUT A
STRANGE NASAL SOUND.
>> Lazlo: HMM.
HMM.
WE HAVE A DUCK.
>> YAY, DUCK!
>> Lazlo: [ WHISTLES ]
ALL RIGHT, DUCK!
>> Raj: PERFECT SPECIMEN.
>> Edward: I AM NOT A DUCK,
CAPISCE?
>> Raj: I AM WONDERING OUT
LOUD -- DO DUCKS LAY EGGS?
>> Edward: HOLD IT.
THIS MAMMAL AIN'T LAYING NO
STINKING EGGS.
>> Clam: BEAVER.
>> Edward: ALL RIGHT, GUYS,
QUICK BIOLOGY LESSON.
EDWARD -- PLATYPUS, AND THESE
TWO OVER THERE -- THESE ARE
BIRDS.
>> Lazlo: YOU MEAN LOONUS
PABOLOGICUS.
>> Edward: YEAH, WHATEVER.
THESE GUYS MOLT, THEY GOT TINY
BRAINS, AND LOONS EVEN LAY EGGS.
IT'S A HORRIFYING SITUATION.
>> AND JUST WHAT'S SO HORRIFYING
ABOUT EGG LAYING?
>> YEAH!
LOONS LAY EGGS?
>> Edward: ALL I'M SAYING IS I
AIN'T NO DUCK.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
WE KNOW, WE KNOW.
YOU'RE A BEAVER.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Edward: I AM A PLATYPUS!
JEEZ!
SOME PEOPLE WILL NEVER LEARN.
[ ROOSTER CROWS ]
>> Edward: [ MOANING ]
>> Skip: SHOULD WE WAKE HIM?
>> Chip: I DON'T KNOW.
HE LOOKS REAL DIFFERENT TODAY.
>> Skip: EDWARD, GOOD MORNING.
>> Edward: LEAVE ME ALONE.
I SLEPT FUNNY.
>> Skip: I'LL SAY.
>> Edward: ALL RIGHT, WISE GUYS,
WHAT ARE YOU YAPPING ABOUT?
HEY!
>> Chip: YOU DID SLEEP FUNNY.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> Edward: W-WHAT HAPPENED
LAST NIGHT?
>> Chip: OH, DON'T WORRY,
EDWARD.
I LEAVE ACCIDENTS IN MY BED ALL
THE TIME.
>> Edward: THIS WAS NO ACCIDENT.
[ HEART BEATING ]
GUYS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS.
HERE WE GO.
[ GASPS ]
AN EGG!
>> Skip: AN EGG!
>> Chip: EDWARD LAID AN EGG!
>> Edward: WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
>> Chip: ARE YOU GONNA LAY
ANOTHER ONE?
>> Skip: WE DON'T HAVE TO WATCH,
DO WE?
>> Edward: THE ED MAN WALKS
CALMLY OVER HERE.
HE'S GONNA CLOSE HIS EYES, AND
WHEN HE OPENS THEM, HE'LL WAKE
UP FROM THIS NIGHTMARE.
>> Skip: SNEAKY.
>> Edward: WAKE UP, EDWARD!
THERE, IT WORKED.
YEP, JUST ANOTHER DAY AT
CAMP KIDNEY.
GOOD MORNING, DUMB ROOMIES.
>> Chip: GOOD MORNING, EDWARD.
>> Edward: AND WHAT BETTER WAY
TO START THE DAY THAN BY MAKING
MY -- EGG!
>> Skip: AN EGG!
>> Chip: EDWARD LAID AN EGG!
>> Edward: ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP,
YOU TWO.
NOW, I'M GONNA BRING THIS
MUTATION BACK TO NURSE LESLIE,
AND YOU'RE GONNA KEEP YOUR
MOUTHS SHUT.
[ BOTH MUMBLING ]
[ BELL RINGING ]
HI.
>> BANDAGE?
>> Edward: NO. NO.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
>> [ SIGHS ] PAIN RELIEVER?
>> Edward: MNH-MNH.
>> LOLLIPOP?
>> Edward: NO, NO LOLLIPOP.
YOU SEE, I'VE GOT THIS FRIEND
WHO, UM...
>> MM-HMM.
>> Edward: SO, AS A-A MAN OF
SCIENCE, YOU'VE SEEN A LOT OF
G-G...
>> MM-HMM.
>> Edward: LESLIE, I LAID AN
EGG!
>> UH, LET'S SEE -- CHINCHILLAS,
DOGS, WALRUS...
AH, PLATYPUS.
OKAY, WATCH THIS.
IT WILL EXPLAIN A LOT TO YOU.
UH, I'LL BE IN THE OTHER ROOM.
>> IT'S A MIRACLE, AND IT'S YOU!
THIS IS A MAJOR SCIENCE LAB.
AND THIS IS A SCIENTIST.
>> OH, HELLO, THERE.
I'M DR. FRITZ HAMBURGER.
I'D LIKE TO CHAT WITH YOU ABOUT
THE SCIENTIFIC WONDER I CALL THE
MIRACLE OF LIFE.
AFTER ALL, YOU ARE A PLATYPUS.
AND A PLATYPUS IS A UNIQUE
CREATURE IN THE ANIMAL KINGDOM.
>> Edward: I'M UNIQUE?
>> YES, YOU ARE.
LOOK AT THESE TWO LOVEBIRDS.
BUT WHEN THOSE WARM FEELINGS
COLLIDE, THERE'S NO STOPPING THE
CHEMICAL REACTIONS, RESULTING IN
GADS OF CHARGES, AN IMBALANCE OF
YOUR MICROCOSMOS.
>> Edward: HUH?
>> YES, THIS IS SCIENCE, AND,
YES, THE PLATYPUS IS A MAMMAL.
BUT DOES IT LAY EGGS?
>> Edward: [ GULPS ]
>> THE ANSWER IS SIMPLE, ONE
WORD.
THAT WORD IS...
>> Edward: I GOT TO GET OUT OF
HERE.
THERE.
THIS NEVER HAPPENED.
ACT NORMAL.
I'M A PLATYPUS, A NORMAL
PLATYPUS.
>> WILL EDWARD COME BACK AND
PICK UP THE EGG YOU LAID THIS
MORNING?
YOU LEFT IT IN MY OFFICE.
THE ONE YOU LAID.
>> Chip: EDWARD, I SWEAR, I
DIDN'T TELL ANYBODY.
>> YOU LAID AN EGG?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> GEE, I THOUGHT PLATYPUSES
DIDN'T LAY EGGS.
>> EDWARD LAID AN EGG?
>> EDWARD, PLEASE PICK UP THE
EGG YOU LAID.
YOU LEFT IT IN MY OFFICE.
YOUR EGG.
>> Lazlo: IMAGINE THAT.
OUR LITTLE EDWARD, A
MOMMY-TO-BE.
>> PLEASE, IF YOU'RE GOING TO
LAY EGGS, EDWARD, DON'T LEAVE
THEM IN MY OFFICE AGAIN.
EDWARD, PICK UP THE EGG YOU --
>> Edward: OKAY, LESLIE, WE HEAR
YOU.
HAND IT OVER.
>> CONGRATULATIONS, EDWARD.
>> Edward: PIPE IT, NURSEY.
[ GRUMBLES ]
NOW, WHERE AM I GONNA DUMP THIS
THING?
THIS LOOKS LIKE A GOOD PLACE.
LET'S SEE -- DEAD BEING DROP?
NAH.
THE POISONOUS BRIER PATCH WITH A
CIRCLING BUZZARD?
NAH.
HOW ABOUT THIS?
AN OLD CAVE.
"DANGER -- KILLER BEARS.
KEEP OUT."
BINGO.
ARRIVEDERCI.
YEESH, THIS IS A CREEPY PART OF
THE FOREST.
[ CRASH ]
WHAT'S THAT?
WAIT A MINUTE.
I COULD DO THAT.
I COULD REALLY DO THAT.
I COULD BE A MOMMY!
[ BEAR ROARS ]
THE BABY!
HOLD ON!
I'M COMING, BABY!
[ BEAR GROWLING ]
AH, G-GRRR YOURSELF.
GIVE ME BACK MY BABY!
>> THIS IS YOUR BABY?
>> Edward: YES, IT IS.
>> HAVE YOU SEEN MINE?
>> Edward: ADORABLE, LOOKS JUST
LIKE YOU.
MY WIDDLE BABY.
I'LL NEVER LET YOU OUT OF MY
SIGHT AGAIN.
WE'RE GOING HOME.
WELCOME TO YOUR NEW HOME, BABY.
YOU'RE SO UNIQUE, SO SPECIAL.
I THINK I'LL NAME YOU...EDWARD.
>> Chip: HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> Edward: QUIET!
CAN'T YOU SEE EDWARD IS
SLEEPING HERE?!
GOOD NIGHT, PRECIOUS.
[ ROOSTER CROWS ]
GOOD MORNING, WORLD.
READY TO TAKE A STROLL THROUGH
CAMP KIDNEY?
[ HUMMING ]
AH, JUST THE FELLAS I WANTED TO
SEE.
I WANT TO...
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
I WANT TO [GULPS] APOLOGIZE FOR
RIBBING YOU GUYS.
YOU BIRDS ARE GREAT.
YOU LAY EGGS.
I LAY EGGS, ALTHOUGH MINE ARE
BETTER.
BUT, YEAH, I'VE HAD YOU BIRDS
PEGGED ALL WRONG, ALL WRONG.
WELL, GLAD WE CLEARED THAT UP.
>> BUT -- BUT WAIT, EDWARD.
THERE'S SOMETHING WE HAVE TO
TELL YOU.
>> Edward: PSHAW.
THERE'S NOTHING I DON'T ALREADY
KNOW, BROTHERS.
OH, SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS?
>> Lumpus: HUH?
>> Edward: HAVE YOU HEARD THE
GOOD NEWS?
I'M EXPECTING.
SEE YA!
>> Lumpus: SLINKMAN, DID YOU SEE
THAT?
>> Slinkman: YEAH, I --
>> Lumpus: GOOD, I DIDN'T,
EITHER.
>> Edward: [ HUMMING ]
>> FORE!
[ GLASS SHATTERING ]
>> Edward: I NEVER NOTICED HOW
DANGEROUS CAMP IS.
HEY, BABY ON BOARD!
YAA!
>> HELP!
I HAVE A CONTAGIOUS RASH!
>> WHOA, WHOA, UH-OH, WHOA!
>> Edward: [ PANTING ]
LET'S GET YOU SOMEPLACE SAFE.
AAH!
HOW COULD YOU?!
>> HOW COULD I WHAT?
>> Edward: HOW COULD YOU EAT
EGGS?
>> UH, WITH A FORK.
>> Edward: YOU -- YOU ANIMALS!
[ GRUNTING ]
SANCTUARY!
IS THERE NO SAFE PLACE FOR MY
OFFSPRING?
>> Lazlo: EDWARD, LOOK.
WE'RE JUST EATING TOFU EGG
SUBSTITUTE.
>> Clam: NO YOLKING.
>> Edward: SANCTUARY.
[ GRUNTING ]
>> Lazlo: EDWARD.
>> LEAVE ME ALONE.
>> Lumpus: DO YOU THINK I SHOULD
HAVE GOTTEN THE BLUE ONE?
>> Slinkman: IT'S FINE, SIR.
>> Edward: [ SOBBING ]
NO ONE UNDERSTANDS WHAT IT'S
LIKE TO BE A MOTHER.
[ CHIRPING ]
EDWARD?
YOU -- Y-YOU'RE NOT A PLATYPUS.
>> MASHER!
>> Both: EDWARD, WE'RE SORRY.
>> WE PUT THE EGG IN YOUR BED.
>> TO TEACH YOU A LESSON.
>> Edward: YOU MEAN I'M NOT
GOING TO BE A MOMMY?
>> Slinkman: WELL, EDWARD, IT IS
A LITTLE UNNATURAL.
>> UNNATURAL?
WHAT'S UNNATURAL ABOUT IT?
WHY IS IT UNNATURAL?
>> Skip: YEAH, TELL US ABOUT IT.
>> TELL US, SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS.
>> Lazlo: YEAH, WE WANT TO KNOW.
>> Lumpus: [ CLEARS THROAT ]
UH, WELL -- HELP ME, SLINKMAN.
>> Slinkman: W-WELL,
T-THERE'S BIRDS AND THERE'S
BEES.
>> OKAY, NEXT...WALRUS.
>> Edward: HI, SAMSON.
>> HI, EDWARD.
I'M TAKING MY BABY OUT FOR A
WALK.
>> Edward: THAT'S NO BABY.
THAT'S A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER.
>> [ GASPS ]
DON'T LISTEN TO THE BAD MAN,
TIFFANY.
>> Edward: GOOD DAY, SAMSON.
>> GOOD DAY, EDWARD.