>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR CAMP LAZLO.
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS WHO
MADE A FRIEND ♪
♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ L
>> ♪ A
>> ♪ Z-L-O
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO WENT TO
CAMP ♪
♪ AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> Chip: L-A-Z-L-O.
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> ♪ YO-DE-LAY-EE
>> Slinkman: LAZLO!
>> Lazlo: SLINKMAN!
>> Slinkman: LAZLO!
>> Lazlo: SLINKMAN!
>> Slinkman: LAZLO!
>> Lazlo: SLINKMAN!
>> Slinkman: TODAY'S THE DAY THE
NEW SCOUT HANDBOOK IS DELIVERED.
>> Both: OFF TO THE POST OFFICE!
>> [ MUMBLING ]
GO TO THE POST OFFICE.
[ GRUNTING ]
>> Lazlo: OH, BOY.
>> Both: IS IT HERE?
>> OH.
>> Both: IS IT HERE?
>> Lazlo: HURRY, OPEN UP.
>> HOLD IT!
MOTHER McKREE.
I HAVEN'T PICKED UP THE MAIL
FROM PRICKLY PINES YET, OKAY?
NO LETTERS AND DEFINITELY NO
PACKAGES FOR SLINKMAN.
SO PLEASE BE PATIENT!
THANK YOU.
[ HUMMING ]
AAH!
OH, NO-O!
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO FALL IN A
FILTHY MUD PUDDLE?
[ GROANING ]
OH, OH, IT'S NOT SO BAD.
THE ADDRESS STICKERS -- WHERE
ARE THEY?
OH, NO!
"CAMP KIDNEY," "ACORN FLATS."
WHICH IS WHICH?
OH.
EENIE, MEENIE, MINIE, MO.
[ PANTING ]
HERE'S YOUR PACKAGE, MISS DOE.
>> OH, THANK YOU.
WELL, THIS MUST BE THE NEW
SQUIRREL SCOUT HANDBOOK.
NO, IT'S THE NEW BEAN SCOUT
BOOK.
WELL, NOW, WHY WOULD I GET THIS?
OH, WELL.
>> PHEW!
THAT WAS CLOSE.
>> Slinkman: COME ON!
>> Both: AHH.
>> Lazlo: THERE'S NOTHING ON THE
COVER.
>> Slinkman: BECAUSE IT'S AN
ADVANCE COPY.
>> ♪ THE NEW ADVANCE-COPY
SCOUT HANDBOOK ♪
>> Slinkman: LET'S SEE WHAT
WISDOM IT HOLDS.
>> Lazlo: IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
>> [ CLEARS THROAT ]
THIS IS A POST OFFICE, NOT A
LIBRARY.
[ FANFARE PLAYS ]
>> Slinkman: ATTENTION,
BEAN SCOUTS, BEHOLD -- THE NEW
ADDITION OF THE BEAN SCOUT
HANDBOOK IS HERE!
>> Edward: WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL
ABOUT A STUPID HANDBOOK?
>> Slinkman: THE BIG DEAL,
EDWARD, IS FINDING OUT WHAT ALL
THE NEW OFFICIAL BEAN SCOUT
ACTIVITIES ARE.
LET'S JUST SEE, SHALL WE?
AHA!
THE FIRST NEW ACTIVITY IS...
[ DRUMROLL ]
...BAKING CAKES WHILE
ROLLER-SKATING.
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> Edward: WHAT KIND OF ACTIVITY
IS THAT?
BEAN SCOUTS DON'T BAKE CAKES.
>> Slinkman: I GUESS THE POWERS
THAT BE WANT US TO HAVE AN
ALL-NEW CAMP EXPERIENCE.
GET READY...GET SET...GO!
[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
>> Raj: I DON'T LIKE THIS.
>> Clam: NOT FUN.
>> Edward: THIS IS CRAZY!
>> Chip: BAKING IS HARD.
>> WHY ARE WE DOING THIS, MAN?
[ ALL MOANING ]
>> Lazlo: THAT WAS AMAZING.
WHAT'S THE NEXT NEW ACTIVITY?
>> Slinkman: NEXT IS UNDERWATER
HAIRSTYLING?
>> Lazlo: NOW, THIS IS FUN.
>> IT'S NOT BAD.
>> CAN'T COMPLAIN.
>> Slinkman: NEXT ACTIVITY --
SPEED -- SPEED DRESSMAKING.
YEAH.
>> Lazlo: WELL?
>> Clam: STUNNING.
>> Lazlo: OH, CLAM, SOME HEELS
WILL HELP THAT DRESS HANG
BETTER.
>> FINALLY A UNIFORM THAT FITS.
>> Raj: I FEEL FAT.
>> NAH, YOU'RE JUST VOLUPTUOUS.
>> Chip: OOH, THAT BLUSH REALLY
BRINGS OUT YOUR CHEEKBONES.
>> Edward: I FEEL SO STUPID!
>> Raj: EDWARD, YOU LOOK SO
GORGEOUS.
>> Edward: REALLY?
>> YOUR HAIR IS TOTALLY FLY,
SISTER.
>> Edward: OH, I JUST HAD IT
DONE.
>> Skip: OH, AND THAT DRESS IS
AMAZING.
>> Edward: THIS OLD THING?
[ GIGGLES ]
EXCUSE ME, DARLING.
I HAVE TO GO TO THE POWDER ROOM.
>> OH, I'LL COME WITH YOU.
>> Lazlo: ME, TOO.
>> Clam: DITTO.
>> Raj: WE'LL ALL GO.
>> Chip: I THINK YOU NEED TO
PAINT YOUR FACE.
YOU LOOK LIKE MOM ON HER WEDDING
DAY.
>> Skip: I DO.
>> Slinkman: SOMETHING'S WRONG.
BEAN SCOUT OF THE MONTH --
RUGGED RANDOLPH.
THIS TOUGH 9-YEAR-OLD ENJOYS
THOUSAND-MILE HIKES, TOSSING
BOULDERS, AND GROWING BEARDS.
AH, THAT WAS BACK WHEN BEANS
WERE BEANS.
WAY BACK.
LAST WEEK.
>> Lazlo: CAN YOU BELIEVE WE
WORE SUCH OUTDATED UNIFORMS?
HOW COULD WE BE SO
UNFASHIONABLE?
BUT THE BEAN SCOUTS ARE IN VOGUE
NOW, EH, MR. SLINKMAN?
>> Slinkman: I DON'T KNOW,
LAZLO.
AT FIRST, I WAS EXCITED ABOUT
THE NEW HANDBOOK, BUT --
>> Lazlo: [ GASPS ]
MR. SLINKMAN!
YOU'RE NOT THINKING ABOUT GOING
AGAINST THE BOOK?
>> Slinkman: WELL, I --
>> Lazlo: MR. SLINKMAN!
WHERE WOULD OUR CIVILIZATION BE
WITHOUT BOOKS?
THINK OF THE NOTEBOOK.
THINK OF THE PHONE BOOK AND THE
GREATEST BOOK OF ALL --
THE COMIC BOOK!
>> Slinkman: OH, MY SLIME TRAIL,
YOU'RE RIGHT.
WHAT WAS I THINKING?
THE BEAN SCOUT HANDBOOK HAS
NEVER LET ME DOWN, AND IT NEVER
WILL!
[ CHEERING ]
FELLOW BEAN SCOUTS, IT IS TIME
TO TAKE THE NEW BEAN SCOUT VOW.
[ CHEERING ]
NOW CURTSY AND REPEAT AFTER ME.
"WE VOW TO ALWAYS AVOID THE
FOLLOWING THINGS THAT ARE
ICKY -- AVOID POISON IVY."
>> All: AVOID POISON IVY.
>> Slinkman: "AVOID RUNS IN YOUR
STOCKINGS."
>> All: AVOID RUNS IN OUR
STOCKINGS.
>> Slinkman: HMM.
"AVOID LAZLO."
>> All: AVOID LAZLO.
>> Lazlo: [ GASPS ]
AVOID LAZLO?
>> All: YES, AVOID LAZLO.
>> Slinkman: SORRY, LAZLO.
RULES ARE RULES.
>> Lazlo: BUT, MR. SLINKMAN,
THAT LAST RULE DOESN'T MAKE ANY
SENSE.
>> Slinkman: AH, WHERE WOULD OUR
CIVILIZATION BE WITHOUT THE
BOOK?
OKEYDOKEY, LET'S CONTINUE WITH
THE NEW BEAN SCOUT VOW.
"AVOID SLINKMAN."
>> Edward: SORRY, GIRLFRIEND.
I'M TAKING OVER.
LET'S MAKE CUPCAKES!
[ GIGGLES ]
>> Lazlo: MR. SLINKMAN, WHY
WOULD THE BEAN SCOUT BOOK SAY TO
AVOID US?
>> Slinkman: BECAUSE WE'RE ICKY.
>> Edward: OKAY, CUPCAKE TIME.
>> THE VOW ISN'T FINISHED YET.
>> Edward: OH, YES.
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
"AVOID SAMSON."
>> SHUT UP!
>> Edward: "AVOID RAJ.
AVOID CLAM.
AVOID THE DUNGS.
AVOID THE LOONS."
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
OH, THERE WAS ONE OTHER THING TO
AVOID IN HERE.
AAH!
"AVOID EDWARD."
>> RULES ARE RULES, SWEETHEART.
>> STEP INSIDE, HONEY.
>> Skip: MAKE ROOM FOR THE QUEEN
OF ENGLAND.
>> All: BONJOUR, MADEMOISELLE.
>> Lumpus: ♪ YA-DA-DA DA-DO
♪ YA-DA-DEE
♪ DA-DA-DO-DO
HUH?
WHAT'S THIS?
"THE SQUIRREL SCOUT HANDBOOK"?
OOH, I MUST HAVE WANDERED INTO
THE WRONG CAMP.
OOH, SORRY, LADIES.
[ ALL SCREAM ]
>> [ CLEARS THROAT ] SO, HOW
ABOUT THEM BASEBALL GAMES, HUH?
>> Skip: YEAH, I LOVE BASEBALL.
>> Edward: I LOVE MONSTER
TRUCKS.
>> Lazlo: WHO'S A TOUGH BEAN?
>> Slinkman: I'M A TOUGH BEAN.
>> Lazlo: I EAT BEANS FOR
BREAKFAST.
>> Lazlo: I PICK MY TEETH WITH
BEANS.
>> HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!
>> HI, EDWARD.
I'M TAKING MY BABY OUT FOR A
WALK.
>> Edward: THAT'S NO BABY.
THAT'S A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER.
>> [ GASPS ]
DON'T LISTEN TO THE BAD MAN,
TIFFANY.
>> Edward: GOOD DAY, SAMSON.
>> GOOD DAY, EDWARD.