>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR CAMP LAZLO.
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS WHO
MADE A FRIEND ♪
♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L ♪
>> ♪ A ♪
>> ♪ Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO WENT TO
CAMP ♪
♪ AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> Chip: L-A-Z-L-O.
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ YO-DE-LAY-EE ♪
>> Lumpus: [ SNORING ]
[ ALARM RINGING ]
UGH!
>> AAH!
>> Slinkman: GOOD MOR--
AAH!
[ CRASH! ]
[ DOOR OPENS ]
SIR, THERE ARE A FEW THINGS TO
GO OVER.
>> Lumpus: [ GROANS ]
>> Slinkman: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
BE HANDING OUT THE CLEANEST
CABIN AWARD TODAY.
>> Lumpus: OHH!
THAT SOUNDS AWFUL.
WHO WON?
>> Slinkman: UH, JELLY CABIN.
>> Lumpus: OHH, THEY ARE THE
WORST!
>> Slinkman: THEY'RE RIGHT HERE,
SIR.
>> Lumpus: WHY, OF COURSE THEY
ARE.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
LET'S GET THIS DONE.
WHAT DID THEY WIN?
>> Slinkman: [ BLOWS ]
A STEAK DINNER AT
BEEF LUMBERJACKS.
>> Lumpus: BEEF LUMBERJACKS?
[ SMACKING LIPS ]
>> Raj: SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS SURE
LIKES MEAT.
>> Lumpus: I DON'T LIKE MEAT.
ILOVE MEAT!
EH, BUT YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO
UNDERSTAND.
>> All: TEACH US!
>> Lumpus: THE VERY THOUGHT OF
MEAT ACTIVATES MY SALIVARY
ENZYMES AND FIRES UP THE OLD
STOMACH ACIDS.
I CAN ACTUALLY FEEL THE MEATY
GOODNESS SPREADING THROUGH MY
BODY.
MEAT COMPLETES ME.
>> All: [ SNORING ]
>> Lumpus: [ GROWLS ]
>> YOUR KIDS LOOK BORED.
>> Lumpus: THEY AREN'T MINE.
>> WELL, WHOEVER THEY ARE, MAYBE
THEY'D LIKE SOME ACTIVITY PLACE
MATS.
>> Lazlo: PLACE MATS!
>> THERE YOU GO.
>> Lazlo: PLACE MATS!
A WORLD OF IMAGIN--
>> Raj: BUT THE ONLY ACTIVITY ON
HERE IS HELPING THE LUMBERJACK
FIND HIS BEEF.
>> KNOCK YOURSELVES OUT.
>> Lumpus: WHEN DO WE GET OUR
BEEF?
>> Lazlo: OOH!
HEY, GUESS WHAT'S ON THE OTHER
SIDE.
IT'S A MAP OF LEAKEY LAKE.
>> All: COOL!
>> Lazlo: LOOK, THAT'S WHERE WE
ARE RIGHT NOW.
THERE'S BEEF LUMBERJACKS, AND
THERE'S THE BAIT SHOP AND THE
MANURE STORE AND ACORN FLATS AND
MT. BLACKHEAD, AND THERE'S --
>> Clam: NO CAMP KIDNEY.
>> Lazlo: OH, WAITER?
>> EVERYTHING OKAY?
>> Lazlo: UM, YOU FORGOT TO PUT
CAMP KIDNEY ON THE MAP.
>> CAMP WHO?
>> Lazlo: KIDNEY.
>> WHOSE KIDNEY?
>> Lazlo: CAMP KIDNEY.
>> WELL, UH, I DON'T
RECOLLECT --
>> Raj: CAMP KIDNEY -- IT SHOULD
BE RIGHT THERE, UNDER "MEAT ME
AT BEEF LUMBERJACKS."
>> SPEAKING OF MEAT, HERE'S YOUR
JUNIOR BEEF WAGONS, AND FOR THE
GENTLEMAN, OUR FAMOUS
BEEF-BLANKET SIRLOIN.
BON APP\-MEAT.
>> Lumpus: MMM. MMM. MMM. MMM.
MMM.
[ BURPING ]
CHECK, PLEASE.
[ COW MOOING ]
>> Lazlo: COME ON, GUYS.
THINK.
THERE'S GOT TO BE A WAY TO GET
CAMP KIDNEY ON THAT MAP.
>> Raj: BUT, LAZLO, WE ARE SO
TIRED.
MY PILLOW IS ATTRACTING MY HEAD
AS WE SPEAK.
>> Lazlo: YUCCA! THAT'S IT!
CAMP KIDNEY NEEDS AN ATTRACTION.
>> Both: [ SNORING ]
>> Lazlo: SLEEP TIGHT, LITTLE
ONES, FOR TOMORROW WE PUT
CAMP KIDNEY ON THE MAP.
[ HAMMERING ]
THERE.
>> Raj: "COME VISIT MYSTERY
CABIN!"
>> Lazlo: NOW WEARY ROAD
TRAVELERS WILL STOP, AND PRETTY
SOON, EVERYONE WILL KNOW THE
NAME CAMP KIDNEY.
THEN BEEF LUMBERJACKS WILL HAVE
TO PUT US ON THE MAP.
>> Raj: LAZLO, YOU'RE A GENIUS!
BUT I AM AFRAID I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THIS MYSTERY CABIN IS.
>> Lazlo: [ LAUGHS ]
NEITHER DO I.
>> Clam: GENIUS.
[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
>> MYSTERY CABIN, HUH?
WONDER WHAT THAT'S ALL ABOUT.
WELL, I HAVE SOME TIME BEFORE MY
BIG SALES MEETING AT THE BAIT
SHOP.
MIGHT AS WELL TAKE A LOOK.
[ CAR DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
"ONLY 5 MORE FEET!!"
WOW, THIS IS GONNA BE AMAZING.
>> Lazlo: LOOK ALIVE, FELLAS.
WE'VE ATTRACTED SOMEBODY.
>> HELLO?
UH, HELLO.
IS ANYONE HERE?
HUH? WHO'S THERE?
[ TEETH CHATTERING ]
HELLO?
>> Clam: Shh.
[ WHEELS SQUEAKING ]
>> Lazlo: WELCOME.
>> AAH!
>> Clam: Shh.
>> Lazlo: PLEASE CAST YOUR
ATTENTION TO THE TOTEM POLE OF
MYSTERY.
>> UH, WHERE IS IT?
>> Lazlo: OVER THERE.
>> OKAY, NOW WHAT?
>> Lazlo: CLOSE YOUR EYES.
>> OKAY.
>> Lazlo: Now, Raj.
[ CRASH! ]
>> Raj: [ GRUNTING ]
>> Lazlo: YOU MAY NOW OPEN YOUR
EYES.
>> Raj: [ GASPS ]
BUT IT WAS JUST HERE.
>> Lazlo: WAIT.
WILL YOU TELL THE PEOPLE AT
BEEF LUMBERJACKS ABOUT US?
>> KID, LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING.
I SELL BAIT DISPLAY STANDS AND
BAIT-DISPLAY-STAND POLISH.
LAST YEAR, I SOLD MORE THAN
ANYONE IN 21 DISTRICTS.
AND YOU...JUST...WASTED...MY...
TIME!
[ HAMMERING ]
>> Lazlo: THIS FLOSS MAZE WILL
PUT CAMP KIDNEY ON THE MAP FOR
SURE.
>> [ GRUNTING ]
>> THIS FLOSS IS USED!
THIS IS DISGUSTING!
>> IT SMELLS LIKE GARBAGE!
>> GET US OUT OF HERE!
[ HAMMERING ]
>> Lazlo: [ CHUCKLES ]
THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM.
THERE IT IS, SIR, THE DEEPEST
HOLE IN THE WORLD.
PLEASE BE CAREFUL WHEN
APPROACHING THE EDGE.
IF YOU FALL IN, WE CAN'T SAVE
YOU.
>> Raj: WELL, WE JUST PUT UP THE
SIGN.
[ RUMBLING ]
UH-OH.
AAH!
>> POWERFUL GEYSER!
THAT'S THE BEST ATTRACTION EVER!
>> Lazlo: REALLY?
>> CAN I HELP YOU?
>> Lazlo: THAT'S THE
WORLD-FAMOUS CAMP KIDNEY GEYSER.
EVERY DAY, IT PUMPS THOUSANDS OF
GALLONS OF PRECIOUS WATER
STRAIGHT UP INTO THE AIR.
HUH?
>> THAT'S AMAZING!
NOW, CAN I HELP YOU?
>> Raj: WE WANT CAMP KIDNEY ON
YOUR MAP.
>> OH, RIGHT.
YOU'RE THOSE FELLERS ASKING
ABOUT THE PLACE-MAT MAP.
WELL, BOYS, ALL THOSE PLACES ON
THE MAP HAVE ONE VERY SPECIAL
THING IN COMMON.
>> Lazlo: WHAT'S THAT?
>> MONEY!
[ LAUGHS ]
IT COSTS MONEY TO BE ON THE MAP.
[ LAUGHS ]
IT'S CALLED "ADVERTISING."
>> Lazlo: BUT I DON'T THINK
WE -- NO, WE DON'T HAVE ANY
MONEY FOR ADVERTISING.
ISN'T THERE ANOTHER WAY?
>> NO, THERE ISN'T ANY OTH--
OOH!
WAIT A MINUTE.
THE MEAT BOMB.
>> All: WHAT'S THAT?
>> YOU SEE, CHILDREN...
OUT IN OUR CALIFORNIA STEAK
ORCHARD, WE WATER OUR BEEF WITH
GROWTH HORMONES.
EVERY YEAR, WE PICK THE BIGGEST
STEAK AND CALL IT THE MEAT BOMB.
>> Raj: THAT'S WHERE MEAT COMES
FROM?
>> SURE.
AND IF YOU FINISH THE MEAT BOMB,
WE'LL PUT YOUR CAMP ON OUR PLACE
MAT.
>> Lazlo: BUT WHO DO WE KNOW WHO
CAN EAT THAT MUCH MEAT?
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS!
WE NEED YOUR HELP!
>> Lumpus: YEAH?
WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME?
>> Raj: MEAT?
>> Lumpus: MEAT!
[ MOANING ]
>> I'VE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE TO
SEE SOMEONE EAT THE MEAT BOMB.
>> YEP, I WISH I COULD EAT THAT
MUCH SO I COULD GETMY NAME ON
THE MAP.
>> Both: [ LAUGHING EXCITEDLY ]
>> Lazlo: THANKS AGAIN FOR
HELPING US OUT,
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS.
>> Lumpus: MEAT!
>> HERE YOU GO!
ONE MEAT BOMB COMING...UP.
ENJOY.
>> Lazlo: ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN
EAT ALL THAT,
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS?
>> Lumpus: HUH! PIECE OF MEAT.
[ MUNCHING ]
DELICIOUS!
HEY, WHAT HAPPENED?
>> Lazlo: IT MUST BE THE GROWTH
HORMONES.
>> Lumpus: GROWTH HORMONES?
[ GROANS ]
YEP, I BETTER GET CRACKIN'.
[ TICKING ]
>> Raj: I DON'T THINK
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS CAN EAT ANY
MORE.
>> Lazlo: OH, NO, AND HE ONLY
HAS FIVE MORE BITES.
DOES IT MATTERHOW HE EATS IT?
>> NO, I GUESS NOT.
>> Lazlo: YOU'RE UP, CLAM.
>> Lumpus: HUH?
WHAT ARE YOU -- UGH!
UNH!
WAIT, CLAM, I'M NOT DONE YET.
>> Lazlo: ONLY ONE MORE BITE,
CLAM.
>> Lumpus: WAIT, LAZLO.
IF I EAT ONE MORE BITE, I'M
GOING TO EXPLODE!
>> HE EXPLODES, CONTEST IS OVER.
>> Lazlo: HMM.
THAT SHOULD HOLD.
>> Lumpus: EW!
WHAT IS THAT STENCH?
>> Lazlo: USED DENTAL FLOSS.
UGH!
>> Lazlo: ONE MORE PIECE.
YOU CAN DO IT.
DO YOU NEED MY HELP?
HOLD STILL.
>> Lumpus: [ GROANING ]
[ RUMBLING ]
[ EXPLOSION ]
>> Lazlo: THE FLOSS HELD!
[ CHEERING ]
>> Lumpus: [ GROANING ]
>> YOU JUST PUT YOUR CAMP ON THE
MAP.
>> HEY, EDNA, WOULD YOU LOOK AT
THIS?
THEY FINALLY PUT CAMP KIDNEY ON
THE PLACE-MAT MAP.
THAT'S PERFECT.
>> JUST WHAT WE'VE BEEN WAITING
FOR.
>> NOW OUR LIFE HAS PURPOSE
BEYOND THE EARLY-BIRD SPECIAL.
>> Lazlo: SEE THAT, BOYS?
NOT ONLY DID WE PUT CAMP KIDNEY
ON THE MAP, WE ALSO BROUGHT
JOY TO OTHERS' LIVES.
>> Clam: ME JOY.
>> Lazlo: JOB WELL DONE.
>> Raj: WE SHOULD BE PROUD.
>> Clam: MADE MA PROUD.
>> DARLING, DO YOU SMELL USED
DENTAL FLOSS?
I'M ABOUT TO BE ILL.
>> HERE, AIM AT THE MAP.
>> [ VOMITS ]
, WOULD YOU LOOK AT
THIS?
THAT'S PERFECT.
>> JUST WHAT WE'VE BEEN WAITING
FOR.
>> NOW OUR LIFE HAS PURPOSE
BEYOND THE EARLY-BIRD SPECIAL.
WAITER, HOW MANY OF THE
PLACE-MAT MAPS DO YOU HAVE?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
A FEW HUNDRED.
>> I'LL BUY THEM ALL.
>> YOU BETCHA.
>> SINCE YOU PUT CAMP KIDNEY ON
IT, IT'S SUDDENLY BECOME PERFECT
TO LINE OUR OSTRICH CAGES WITH.