1 00:00:02,700 --> 00:00:04,330 >> ATTENTION, CAMPERS. 2 00:00:04,430 --> 00:00:05,900 ATTENTION, CAMPERS. 3 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,930 IT'S TIME FOR CAMP LAZLO. 4 00:00:09,030 --> 00:00:10,000 >> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS WHO 5 00:00:10,100 --> 00:00:10,730 MADE A FRIEND ♪ 6 00:00:10,830 --> 00:00:12,200 ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪ 7 00:00:12,290 --> 00:00:13,360 ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪ 8 00:00:13,460 --> 00:00:14,030 >> ♪ L ♪ 9 00:00:14,130 --> 00:00:14,700 >> ♪ A ♪ 10 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:15,600 >> ♪ Z-L-O ♪ 11 00:00:15,700 --> 00:00:18,600 >> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪ 12 00:00:18,700 --> 00:00:21,060 >> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪ 13 00:00:21,160 --> 00:00:22,360 >> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO WENT TO 14 00:00:22,460 --> 00:00:23,160 CAMP ♪ 15 00:00:23,260 --> 00:00:24,460 ♪ AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O ♪ 16 00:00:24,560 --> 00:00:26,060 >> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪ 17 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:27,800 >> Chip: L-A-Z-L-O. 18 00:00:27,900 --> 00:00:30,800 >> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪ 19 00:00:30,900 --> 00:00:35,230 ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪ 20 00:00:35,330 --> 00:00:39,930 >> ♪ YO-DE-LAY-EE ♪ 21 00:00:40,030 --> 00:00:42,400 >> Raj: [ LAUGHS ] 22 00:00:42,490 --> 00:00:46,300 [ BOTH LAUGHING ] 23 00:00:46,390 --> 00:00:47,600 [ SLURPING ] 24 00:00:47,700 --> 00:00:49,730 >> YOU KNOW, RAJ, I HAVE BEEN 25 00:00:49,830 --> 00:00:51,900 REINCARNATED SEVEN TIMES, AND 26 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:53,900 YOU'RE THE MOST ENLIGHTENED 27 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,700 ELEPHANT I HAVE EVER MET. 28 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:57,860 >> Raj: THANK YOU FOR NOTICING. 29 00:00:57,960 --> 00:01:00,060 >> PLEASE, ACCEPT ALL MY EARTHLY 30 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:01,860 POSSESSIONS, INCLUDING MY 31 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:03,700 MARSHMALLOW KINGDOM. 32 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:05,830 >> Raj: DON'T MIND IF I DO. 33 00:01:05,930 --> 00:01:06,860 [ CHUCKLES ] 34 00:01:06,960 --> 00:01:10,330 OH, HELLO. 35 00:01:10,430 --> 00:01:12,330 SPLENDID. 36 00:01:12,430 --> 00:01:14,980 [ BOTH LAUGHING ] 37 00:01:18,330 --> 00:01:21,560 >> Edward: WAIT A MINUTE! 38 00:01:21,660 --> 00:01:22,830 >> Raj: WHAT? 39 00:01:22,930 --> 00:01:25,330 >> Edward: FLYING MARSHMALLOWS? 40 00:01:25,430 --> 00:01:26,930 >> Raj: TRUE STORY. 41 00:01:27,030 --> 00:01:29,000 >> Edward: WELL, IT'S THE BEST 42 00:01:29,100 --> 00:01:30,400 STORY I EVER HEARD. 43 00:01:30,490 --> 00:01:32,200 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 44 00:01:32,290 --> 00:01:33,490 >> Lazlo: PASS THE STORY STONE, 45 00:01:33,590 --> 00:01:34,130 RAJ. 46 00:01:34,230 --> 00:01:37,360 >> Raj: YOUR TURN, CHIP. 47 00:01:37,460 --> 00:01:38,830 >> Lazlo: YOU MISSED SOMEONE, 48 00:01:38,930 --> 00:01:39,830 PAL. 49 00:01:39,930 --> 00:01:41,230 >> Raj: WHO? SKIP? 50 00:01:41,330 --> 00:01:43,700 >> Lazlo: NO, SOMEBODY CLOSER. 51 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:45,000 Harold. 52 00:01:45,100 --> 00:01:47,800 >> Raj: Who's Harold? 53 00:01:47,900 --> 00:01:48,500 OH. 54 00:01:48,590 --> 00:01:49,830 [ LAUGHS ] 55 00:01:49,930 --> 00:01:51,060 STORY STONE? 56 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:52,700 >> UM, NO, THANKS. 57 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:54,800 >> Lazlo: WELL, COME ON, HAROLD. 58 00:01:54,900 --> 00:01:56,860 EVERYBODY'S GOT A STORY TO TELL. 59 00:01:56,960 --> 00:01:58,560 >> I-I'D RATHER NOT. 60 00:01:58,660 --> 00:01:59,700 >> COME ON, HAROLD! 61 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:00,430 >> COME ON! 62 00:02:00,530 --> 00:02:01,700 >> YOU'VE GOT A STORY. 63 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:04,000 >> UH, ALL RIGHT. 64 00:02:04,100 --> 00:02:05,490 HERE GOES. 65 00:02:05,590 --> 00:02:07,030 UH... 66 00:02:07,130 --> 00:02:11,530 I LIKE BANAS! 67 00:02:11,630 --> 00:02:14,330 UH, SO, I LOOKED AT MY TOENAIL 68 00:02:14,430 --> 00:02:17,300 ONCE, AND I THINK I SAW IT GROW. 69 00:02:17,390 --> 00:02:20,730 THE END. 70 00:02:20,830 --> 00:02:22,160 [ SCATTERED APPLAUSE ] 71 00:02:22,260 --> 00:02:25,760 >> Edward: UGH! LOSERS! 72 00:02:25,860 --> 00:02:27,830 >> I LOVED YOUR STORY! 73 00:02:27,930 --> 00:02:30,530 THE PART ABOUT THE TOENAIL WAS 74 00:02:30,630 --> 00:02:32,400 LIKE -- WOW! 75 00:02:32,490 --> 00:02:34,930 >> IT WAS STUPID. 76 00:02:35,030 --> 00:02:37,100 WHY CAN'T I TELL COOL STORIES 77 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:38,000 LIKE RAJ? 78 00:02:38,100 --> 00:02:40,300 >> HEY, WHY CAN'T I GET A LIFE? 79 00:02:40,390 --> 00:02:41,400 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 80 00:02:41,490 --> 00:02:42,860 >> I'LL TELL YOU WHY. 81 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:44,530 ALL WE DO IS STAND IN THE 82 00:02:44,630 --> 00:02:46,430 BACKGROUND AND WATCH THE COOL 83 00:02:46,530 --> 00:02:47,730 GUYS DO FUN STUFF. 84 00:02:47,830 --> 00:02:49,730 I'M SORRY, BUT I'M GONNA BE 85 00:02:49,830 --> 00:02:53,600 COOL, OR MY NAME'S NOT HAROLD. 86 00:02:53,700 --> 00:02:55,160 >> BUT YOUR NAME'S NOT HAROLD. 87 00:02:55,260 --> 00:02:56,660 >> WELL, THAT'S WHAT THE COOL 88 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:59,030 GUYS CALL ME. 89 00:02:59,130 --> 00:03:02,130 >> Raj: [ LAUGHING ] 90 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:05,860 WHAT'S GOING ON? 91 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:07,160 >> Lazlo: WE'VE BEEN PLAYING 92 00:03:07,260 --> 00:03:08,430 EMPEROR RAJ FOR THREE HOURS. 93 00:03:08,530 --> 00:03:09,660 >> Clam: UH, SHOULDER HURTS. 94 00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:10,900 >> Lazlo: LET'S TRY ANOTHER 95 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:12,530 GAME. 96 00:03:12,630 --> 00:03:14,760 >> Raj: OH, FORGET IT. 97 00:03:14,860 --> 00:03:15,760 >> Lazlo: I THINK HIS 98 00:03:15,860 --> 00:03:16,960 MARSHMALLOW IONS ARE RUNNING 99 00:03:17,060 --> 00:03:17,660 LOW. 100 00:03:23,930 --> 00:03:25,300 >> Raj: GOT ANY MARSHMALLOWS, 101 00:03:25,390 --> 00:03:26,030 SAMSON? 102 00:03:26,130 --> 00:03:29,130 >> NOPE, QUIT THREE WEEKS AGO. 103 00:03:29,230 --> 00:03:31,000 >> Raj: OOH! 104 00:03:31,100 --> 00:03:33,500 MARSHMALLOW! 105 00:03:33,590 --> 00:03:34,830 [ MUNCHING ] 106 00:03:34,930 --> 00:03:36,590 ANOTHER MARSHMALLOW. 107 00:03:36,700 --> 00:03:39,160 [ MUNCHING ] 108 00:03:39,260 --> 00:03:40,260 ANOTHER. 109 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:41,530 ANOTHER. 110 00:03:41,630 --> 00:03:44,200 [ MUNCHING ] 111 00:03:44,290 --> 00:03:45,860 >> OH, HELLO. 112 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:48,400 YOU LIKE MARSHMALLOWS? 113 00:03:48,490 --> 00:03:49,460 >> Raj: DO I? 114 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:50,860 MMM. MMM. 115 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:51,960 SPLENDID. 116 00:03:52,060 --> 00:03:54,300 >> HEY, WE'RE WEARING THE SAME 117 00:03:54,390 --> 00:03:55,030 HAT. 118 00:03:55,130 --> 00:03:57,030 >> Raj: YOU ARE A MAN OF TASTE 119 00:03:57,130 --> 00:03:57,930 AND STYLE. 120 00:03:58,030 --> 00:03:59,530 YOU MUST BE NEW HERE. 121 00:03:59,630 --> 00:04:01,460 I WOULD DEFINITELY REMBER 122 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:02,500 MEETING YOU. 123 00:04:02,660 --> 00:04:04,130 YOU WANT TO HANG OUT? 124 00:04:04,230 --> 00:04:05,700 >> SURE, I'D LOVE TO! 125 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:07,560 >> Raj: WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO? 126 00:04:07,660 --> 00:04:09,200 >> WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO DO. 127 00:04:09,290 --> 00:04:11,260 >> Raj: OOH! 128 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:15,130 THE PERFECT FRIEND! 129 00:04:15,230 --> 00:04:18,100 [ LAUGHS ] 130 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:19,900 DID YOU LIKE ALPHABETIZING MY 131 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,030 RECORDS, HAROLD? 132 00:04:21,130 --> 00:04:24,530 >> I-I DID IF YOU DID. 133 00:04:24,630 --> 00:04:28,530 >> Raj: LET'S DO IT AGAIN! 134 00:04:29,860 --> 00:04:31,200 DID YOU LIKE WASHING MY 135 00:04:31,290 --> 00:04:32,360 RETAINERS, HAROLD? 136 00:04:32,460 --> 00:04:33,930 >> CAN I TRY ONE ON? 137 00:04:34,030 --> 00:04:38,330 >> Raj: I DON'T SEE WHY NOT. 138 00:04:38,430 --> 00:04:40,660 >> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO NOW? 139 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:42,830 [ BOTH LAUGHING ] 140 00:04:42,930 --> 00:04:44,660 >> Raj: HAROLD, WE ALWAYS DO 141 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:45,930 WHATI WANT TO DO. 142 00:04:46,030 --> 00:04:47,860 LET'S DO SOMETHINGYOU WANT TO 143 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:49,130 DO FOR A CHANGE. 144 00:04:49,230 --> 00:04:49,900 >> OKAY. 145 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,600 WHAT DOYOU WANT TO DO? 146 00:04:51,700 --> 00:04:53,630 >> Raj: NO, WHAT DOYOU WANT TO 147 00:04:53,730 --> 00:04:54,430 DO? 148 00:04:54,530 --> 00:04:56,700 >> NO, WHAT DOYOU WANT TO DO? 149 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:58,360 >> Raj: SERIOUSLY, I WOULD LIKE 150 00:04:58,460 --> 00:05:00,860 TO HEAR WHATYOU WANT TO DO. 151 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:02,700 >> SO WOULD I. 152 00:05:02,860 --> 00:05:05,160 >> Raj: LET'S TAKE A WALK. 153 00:05:05,260 --> 00:05:07,860 >> YOU KNOW, RAJ, THIS HAS BEEN 154 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:10,030 THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE. 155 00:05:10,130 --> 00:05:12,430 >> Raj: HAROLD, I'M CURIOUS. 156 00:05:12,530 --> 00:05:14,760 WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR? 157 00:05:14,860 --> 00:05:15,930 >> WHAT'SYOURS? 158 00:05:16,030 --> 00:05:16,960 >> Raj: BLUE. 159 00:05:17,060 --> 00:05:17,960 >> SO'S MINE! 160 00:05:18,060 --> 00:05:20,100 >> Raj: AHA! I WAS JOKING. 161 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:22,330 MY FAVORITE COLOR IS GREEN. 162 00:05:22,430 --> 00:05:24,330 >> AHA! I WAS JOKING, TOO. 163 00:05:24,430 --> 00:05:26,630 MY FAVORITE COLOR'S ALSO GREEN. 164 00:05:26,730 --> 00:05:27,360 [ LAUGHS ] 165 00:05:27,460 --> 00:05:29,130 WE EVEN HAVE THE SAME SENSE OF 166 00:05:29,230 --> 00:05:29,660 HUMOR! 167 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:32,430 [ LAUGHING ] 168 00:05:32,530 --> 00:05:33,760 >> Raj: WAIT A MINUTE. 169 00:05:33,860 --> 00:05:35,230 ARE YOU LAUGHING LIKE ME? 170 00:05:35,330 --> 00:05:37,060 >> [ Imitating Raj ] WHATEVER DO 171 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:38,230 YOU MEAN? 172 00:05:38,330 --> 00:05:39,100 >> Raj: AAH! 173 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:40,960 HAROLD, YOU ARE A NICE GUY, BUT 174 00:05:41,060 --> 00:05:42,660 HANGING OUT WITH YOU IS LIKE 175 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:44,800 HANGING OUT WITH MYSELF, AND I'M 176 00:05:44,900 --> 00:05:46,930 SURPRISED BY HOW CREEPY THAT IS. 177 00:05:47,030 --> 00:05:48,760 LET'S NOT HANG OUT ANYMORE. 178 00:05:48,860 --> 00:05:49,360 DON'T CALL. 179 00:05:49,460 --> 00:05:50,060 DON'T WRITE. 180 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:51,260 DON'T DROP BY UNEXPECTEDLY. 181 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:52,630 >> [ Normal voice ] BUT, RAJ, I 182 00:05:52,730 --> 00:05:53,200 THOUGHT -- 183 00:05:53,290 --> 00:05:54,130 >> Raj: GREAT. BYE. 184 00:05:54,230 --> 00:05:56,630 NICE KNOWING YA. 185 00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:02,500 >> [ BURPING ] 186 00:06:02,660 --> 00:06:04,730 [ FARTS ] 187 00:06:04,830 --> 00:06:08,500 [ MUTTERING ] 188 00:06:08,590 --> 00:06:10,430 [ GROWLS ] 189 00:06:10,530 --> 00:06:11,700 HEY. 190 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:13,400 >> Raj: ANYWAY, SORRY ABOUT 191 00:06:13,490 --> 00:06:14,100 BEFORE. 192 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:15,760 ANY GAME YOU WANT TO PLAY IS 193 00:06:15,860 --> 00:06:16,730 FINE WITH ME. 194 00:06:16,830 --> 00:06:18,900 >> Lazlo: SAY, ISN'T THAT 195 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:19,900 HAROLD? 196 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,430 >> [ PANTING ] 197 00:06:22,530 --> 00:06:24,560 MY ALLERGIES ARE REALLY ACTING 198 00:06:24,660 --> 00:06:25,430 UP TODAY. 199 00:06:25,530 --> 00:06:27,500 >> I GOT ALLERGIES, TOO! 200 00:06:27,590 --> 00:06:30,200 [ PANTING ] 201 00:06:30,290 --> 00:06:31,460 CAN I BE YOUR FRIEND, 202 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:33,500 HAMSTER BOY?! 203 00:06:33,590 --> 00:06:36,800 HOW 'BOUT YOU FELLAS? 204 00:06:36,900 --> 00:06:38,900 CAN I BE LIKE YOU?! 205 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:41,030 HECK, I'M DUMBER AND STINKIER 206 00:06:41,130 --> 00:06:44,400 THAN THE TWO OF YOU COMBINED! 207 00:06:44,490 --> 00:06:48,160 [ CRYING ] 208 00:06:48,260 --> 00:06:50,700 I JUST WANTED TO BE COOL AND 209 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:53,460 [SOBBING] DO FUN STUFF! 210 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:55,760 [ CRYING ] 211 00:06:55,860 --> 00:06:58,460 WELL, LOOK WHO DECIDED TO DROP 212 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:00,060 BY UNEXPECTEDLY! 213 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:02,330 >> Raj: CAN I, UM, TALK TO YOU 214 00:07:02,490 --> 00:07:03,800 FOR A SEC? 215 00:07:03,900 --> 00:07:06,130 YOU CAN'T BE COOL IF YOU DON'T 216 00:07:06,230 --> 00:07:07,590 KNOW WHO YOU ARE. 217 00:07:07,700 --> 00:07:09,200 WHO ARE YOU? 218 00:07:09,290 --> 00:07:11,930 >> UH...CAN YOU GIVE ME A HINT? 219 00:07:12,030 --> 00:07:13,500 >> Raj: HOW ABOUT THIS? 220 00:07:13,590 --> 00:07:15,530 TELL ME WHO YOU WANT TO BE, AND 221 00:07:15,630 --> 00:07:17,530 I PROMISE, I'LL HELP YOU BE IT. 222 00:07:17,630 --> 00:07:19,400 >> WELL... 223 00:07:19,490 --> 00:07:21,460 UH, NO, YOU'RE GONNA LAUGH AT 224 00:07:21,560 --> 00:07:22,130 ME. 225 00:07:22,230 --> 00:07:24,360 >> Raj: I WON'T LAUGH. 226 00:07:24,460 --> 00:07:27,400 >> WELL...AT NIGHT, AS MY CABIN 227 00:07:27,490 --> 00:07:30,330 BUDDIES AND I CRY OURSELVES TO 228 00:07:30,430 --> 00:07:33,360 SLEEP, I THINK IT MIGHT BE NICE 229 00:07:33,460 --> 00:07:34,930 TO BE... 230 00:07:35,030 --> 00:07:38,400 A SUPERHERO! 231 00:07:38,490 --> 00:07:41,490 >> Raj: [ LAUGHING ] 232 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:45,530 SERIOUSLY? 233 00:07:45,630 --> 00:07:46,400 >> YES. 234 00:07:46,490 --> 00:07:48,560 I WANT TO BE A SUPERHERO. 235 00:07:48,660 --> 00:07:52,530 A-AND YOU CAN BE MY SIDEKICK. 236 00:07:52,630 --> 00:07:54,000 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 237 00:07:54,100 --> 00:07:55,260 [ CONVERSATIONS STOP ] 238 00:07:55,360 --> 00:07:58,810 I'M CAPTAIN BANA PANTS! 239 00:08:01,390 --> 00:08:02,400 [ FARTS ] 240 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:07,360 AND HERE'S MY SIDEKICK... 241 00:08:07,460 --> 00:08:11,100 STICKY BOY! 242 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:13,930 [ CONVERSATIONS RESUME ] 243 00:08:14,030 --> 00:08:15,200 >> Raj: OKAY, 244 00:08:15,290 --> 00:08:17,560 CAPTAIN BANA PANTS, ARE WE 245 00:08:17,660 --> 00:08:18,260 DONE? 246 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:19,530 >> I DON'T KNOW. 247 00:08:19,630 --> 00:08:21,660 DON'T SUPERHEROES HAVE TO SAVE 248 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:23,300 PEOPLE? 249 00:08:23,390 --> 00:08:27,730 >> [ SQUAWKING ] 250 00:08:27,830 --> 00:08:29,300 >> Lumpus: THE CHILDREN ARE 251 00:08:29,390 --> 00:08:30,730 STARING AT ME, SLINKMAN. 252 00:08:30,830 --> 00:08:32,430 >> Slinkman: JUST IGNORE THEM, 253 00:08:32,530 --> 00:08:35,730 SIR. 254 00:08:35,830 --> 00:08:37,800 >> Raj: THAT'S THE LAST OF THE 255 00:08:37,900 --> 00:08:38,430 NAILS. 256 00:08:38,530 --> 00:08:39,200 >> OKAY. 257 00:08:39,290 --> 00:08:41,130 >> Raj: NOW THERE IS NOTHING 258 00:08:41,230 --> 00:08:43,230 HOLDING LUMPUS' CABIN TOGETHER. 259 00:08:43,330 --> 00:08:44,000 >> YEP. 260 00:08:44,100 --> 00:08:46,100 >> Raj: SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS IS IN 261 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:48,760 GRAVE DANGER! 262 00:08:48,860 --> 00:08:51,860 >> HE SURE IS. 263 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:54,760 >> Raj: ISN'T THIS A JOB FOR 264 00:08:54,860 --> 00:08:57,030 CAPTAIN BANA PANTS? 265 00:08:57,130 --> 00:08:58,060 >> [ GASPS ] 266 00:08:58,160 --> 00:08:59,900 YOU'RE RIGHT, STICKY BOY! 267 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:03,060 I'M COMING, SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS! 268 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:07,130 CAPTAIN BANA PANTS TO THE 269 00:09:07,230 --> 00:09:08,400 RESCUE! 270 00:09:08,490 --> 00:09:11,900 AAH! 271 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:15,750 >> Lumpus: [ WHIMPERING ] 272 00:09:20,530 --> 00:09:21,760 >> Raj: [ SIGHS ] 273 00:09:21,860 --> 00:09:22,930 UM, HAROLD? 274 00:09:23,030 --> 00:09:25,030 I DO NOT THINK YOU ARE A 275 00:09:25,130 --> 00:09:26,130 SUPERHERO. 276 00:09:26,230 --> 00:09:28,800 >> MY NAME'S NOT HAROLD, EITHER. 277 00:09:28,900 --> 00:09:31,700 I'LL NEVER KNOW WHO I AM! 278 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:33,560 >> Edward: [ LAUGHS ] 279 00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:35,800 WHAT A LOSER! 280 00:09:35,900 --> 00:09:37,930 AND IF THAT LOSER WAS TOO COOL 281 00:09:38,030 --> 00:09:40,130 TO HANG OUT WITH YOU GUYS, WHAT 282 00:09:40,230 --> 00:09:42,560 DOES THAT MAKE YOU? 283 00:09:42,660 --> 00:09:44,130 [ LAUGHING ] 284 00:09:44,230 --> 00:09:48,860 >> [ GROWLING ] 285 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:51,730 YOU CAN'T TALK TO MY FRIENDS 286 00:09:51,830 --> 00:09:53,030 LIKE THAT! 287 00:09:53,130 --> 00:09:54,200 >> Edward: WELL, IF IT AIN'T 288 00:09:54,290 --> 00:09:56,660 CAPTAIN BANA PANTS. 289 00:09:56,760 --> 00:10:01,260 >> THERE'S NO BANA PANTS HERE! 290 00:10:05,560 --> 00:10:06,400 JUST ME. 291 00:10:06,490 --> 00:10:08,730 >> Edward: AND WHAT ARE YOU 292 00:10:08,830 --> 00:10:09,730 GONNA DO? 293 00:10:09,830 --> 00:10:12,900 >> I RECKON YOU'RE ABOUT TO FIND 294 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:13,660 OUT. 295 00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:14,960 [ ALL GASPING ] 296 00:10:15,060 --> 00:10:17,160 [ BELL TOLLS ] 297 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:23,800 >> Edward: [ GROWLS ] 298 00:10:23,900 --> 00:10:27,100 >> [ GROWLING ] 299 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:29,000 [ GRUNTING ] 300 00:10:37,130 --> 00:10:38,660 >> Edward: WAIT A MINUTE. 301 00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:39,430 >> WHAT? 302 00:10:39,530 --> 00:10:41,400 >> Edward: YOU MADE YOUR TOENAIL 303 00:10:41,490 --> 00:10:43,830 GROW ON PURPOSE? 304 00:10:43,930 --> 00:10:46,630 >> WHY NOT? 305 00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:48,860 >> Edward: THAT'S THE BEST STORY 306 00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:50,700 I EVER HEARD! 307 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:55,330 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 308 00:10:55,430 --> 00:10:56,300 >> Skip: [ CHUCKLES ] 309 00:10:56,390 --> 00:10:57,530 I LIKE THE PART WHERE HE WAS 310 00:10:57,630 --> 00:10:59,430 DUMBER THAN WE ARE. 311 00:10:59,530 --> 00:11:01,490 >> Raj: BY THE WAY, WHAT IS YOUR 312 00:11:01,590 --> 00:11:04,700 NAME? 313 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:06,560 >> I'D RATHER NOT SAY. 314 00:11:06,660 --> 00:11:09,060 I KNOW WHO I AM, AND THAT'S ALL 315 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:12,830 THAT MATTERS. 316 00:11:12,930 --> 00:11:14,660 , WOULD YOU LOOK AT 317 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:15,160 THIS? 318 00:11:15,260 --> 00:11:16,160 THAT'S PERFECT. 319 00:11:16,260 --> 00:11:18,000 >> JUST WHAT WE'VE BEEN WAITING 320 00:11:18,100 --> 00:11:18,700 FOR. 321 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:20,730 >> NOW OUR LIFE HAS PURPOSE 322 00:11:20,830 --> 00:11:23,100 BEYOND THE EARLY-BIRD SPECIAL. 323 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:24,630 WAITER, HOW MANY OF THE 324 00:11:24,730 --> 00:11:26,400 PLACE-MAT MAPS DO YOU HAVE? 325 00:11:26,490 --> 00:11:27,560 >> I DON'T KNOW. 326 00:11:27,660 --> 00:11:28,600 A FEW HUNDRED. 327 00:11:28,700 --> 00:11:30,100 >> I'LL BUY THEM ALL. 328 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:31,230 >> YOU BETCHA. 329 00:11:31,330 --> 00:11:33,300 >> SINCE YOU PUT CAMP KIDNEY ON 330 00:11:33,390 --> 00:11:35,460 IT, IT'S SUDDENLY BECOME PERFECT 331 00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:40,210 TO LINE OUR OSTRICH CAGES WITH.