>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR CAMP LAZLO.
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS WHO
MADE A FRIEND ♪
♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L ♪
>> ♪ A ♪
>> ♪ Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO WENT TO
CAMP ♪
♪ AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> Chip: L-A-Z-L-O.
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ YO-DE-LAY-EE ♪
>> Raj: [ LAUGHS ]
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
[ SLURPING ]
>> YOU KNOW, RAJ, I HAVE BEEN
REINCARNATED SEVEN TIMES, AND
YOU'RE THE MOST ENLIGHTENED
ELEPHANT I HAVE EVER MET.
>> Raj: THANK YOU FOR NOTICING.
>> PLEASE, ACCEPT ALL MY EARTHLY
POSSESSIONS, INCLUDING MY
MARSHMALLOW KINGDOM.
>> Raj: DON'T MIND IF I DO.
[ CHUCKLES ]
OH, HELLO.
SPLENDID.
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
>> Edward: WAIT A MINUTE!
>> Raj: WHAT?
>> Edward: FLYING MARSHMALLOWS?
>> Raj: TRUE STORY.
>> Edward: WELL, IT'S THE BEST
STORY I EVER HEARD.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Lazlo: PASS THE STORY STONE,
RAJ.
>> Raj: YOUR TURN, CHIP.
>> Lazlo: YOU MISSED SOMEONE,
PAL.
>> Raj: WHO? SKIP?
>> Lazlo: NO, SOMEBODY CLOSER.
Harold.
>> Raj: Who's Harold?
OH.
[ LAUGHS ]
STORY STONE?
>> UM, NO, THANKS.
>> Lazlo: WELL, COME ON, HAROLD.
EVERYBODY'S GOT A STORY TO TELL.
>> I-I'D RATHER NOT.
>> COME ON, HAROLD!
>> COME ON!
>> YOU'VE GOT A STORY.
>> UH, ALL RIGHT.
HERE GOES.
UH...
I LIKE BANAS!
UH, SO, I LOOKED AT MY TOENAIL
ONCE, AND I THINK I SAW IT GROW.
THE END.
[ SCATTERED APPLAUSE ]
>> Edward: UGH! LOSERS!
>> I LOVED YOUR STORY!
THE PART ABOUT THE TOENAIL WAS
LIKE -- WOW!
>> IT WAS STUPID.
WHY CAN'T I TELL COOL STORIES
LIKE RAJ?
>> HEY, WHY CAN'T I GET A LIFE?
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> I'LL TELL YOU WHY.
ALL WE DO IS STAND IN THE
BACKGROUND AND WATCH THE COOL
GUYS DO FUN STUFF.
I'M SORRY, BUT I'M GONNA BE
COOL, OR MY NAME'S NOT HAROLD.
>> BUT YOUR NAME'S NOT HAROLD.
>> WELL, THAT'S WHAT THE COOL
GUYS CALL ME.
>> Raj: [ LAUGHING ]
WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> Lazlo: WE'VE BEEN PLAYING
EMPEROR RAJ FOR THREE HOURS.
>> Clam: UH, SHOULDER HURTS.
>> Lazlo: LET'S TRY ANOTHER
GAME.
>> Raj: OH, FORGET IT.
>> Lazlo: I THINK HIS
MARSHMALLOW IONS ARE RUNNING
LOW.
>> Raj: GOT ANY MARSHMALLOWS,
SAMSON?
>> NOPE, QUIT THREE WEEKS AGO.
>> Raj: OOH!
MARSHMALLOW!
[ MUNCHING ]
ANOTHER MARSHMALLOW.
[ MUNCHING ]
ANOTHER.
[ MUNCHING ]
>> OH, HELLO.
YOU LIKE MARSHMALLOWS?
>> Raj: DO I?
MMM. MMM.
SPLENDID.
>> HEY, WE'RE WEARING THE SAME
HAT.
>> Raj: YOU ARE A MAN OF TASTE
AND STYLE.
YOU MUST BE NEW HERE.
I WOULD DEFINITELY REMBER
MEETING YOU.
YOU WANT TO HANG OUT?
>> SURE, I'D LOVE TO!
>> Raj: WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO?
>> WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO DO.
>> Raj: OOH!
THE PERFECT FRIEND!
[ LAUGHS ]
DID YOU LIKE ALPHABETIZING MY
RECORDS, HAROLD?
>> I-I DID IF YOU DID.
>> Raj: LET'S DO IT AGAIN!
DID YOU LIKE WASHING MY
RETAINERS, HAROLD?
>> CAN I TRY ONE ON?
>> Raj: I DON'T SEE WHY NOT.
>> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO NOW?
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
>> Raj: HAROLD, WE ALWAYS DO
WHATI WANT TO DO.
LET'S DO SOMETHINGYOU WANT TO
DO FOR A CHANGE.
>> OKAY.
WHAT DOYOU WANT TO DO?
>> Raj: NO, WHAT DOYOU WANT TO
DO?
>> NO, WHAT DOYOU WANT TO DO?
>> Raj: SERIOUSLY, I WOULD LIKE
TO HEAR WHATYOU WANT TO DO.
>> SO WOULD I.
>> Raj: LET'S TAKE A WALK.
>> YOU KNOW, RAJ, THIS HAS BEEN
THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
>> Raj: HAROLD, I'M CURIOUS.
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?
>> WHAT'SYOURS?
>> Raj: BLUE.
>> SO'S MINE!
>> Raj: AHA! I WAS JOKING.
MY FAVORITE COLOR IS GREEN.
>> AHA! I WAS JOKING, TOO.
MY FAVORITE COLOR'S ALSO GREEN.
[ LAUGHS ]
WE EVEN HAVE THE SAME SENSE OF
HUMOR!
[ LAUGHING ]
>> Raj: WAIT A MINUTE.
ARE YOU LAUGHING LIKE ME?
>> [ Imitating Raj ] WHATEVER DO
YOU MEAN?
>> Raj: AAH!
HAROLD, YOU ARE A NICE GUY, BUT
HANGING OUT WITH YOU IS LIKE
HANGING OUT WITH MYSELF, AND I'M
SURPRISED BY HOW CREEPY THAT IS.
LET'S NOT HANG OUT ANYMORE.
DON'T CALL.
DON'T WRITE.
DON'T DROP BY UNEXPECTEDLY.
>> [ Normal voice ] BUT, RAJ, I
THOUGHT --
>> Raj: GREAT. BYE.
NICE KNOWING YA.
>> [ BURPING ]
[ FARTS ]
[ MUTTERING ]
[ GROWLS ]
HEY.
>> Raj: ANYWAY, SORRY ABOUT
BEFORE.
ANY GAME YOU WANT TO PLAY IS
FINE WITH ME.
>> Lazlo: SAY, ISN'T THAT
HAROLD?
>> [ PANTING ]
MY ALLERGIES ARE REALLY ACTING
UP TODAY.
>> I GOT ALLERGIES, TOO!
[ PANTING ]
CAN I BE YOUR FRIEND,
HAMSTER BOY?!
HOW 'BOUT YOU FELLAS?
CAN I BE LIKE YOU?!
HECK, I'M DUMBER AND STINKIER
THAN THE TWO OF YOU COMBINED!
[ CRYING ]
I JUST WANTED TO BE COOL AND
[SOBBING] DO FUN STUFF!
[ CRYING ]
WELL, LOOK WHO DECIDED TO DROP
BY UNEXPECTEDLY!
>> Raj: CAN I, UM, TALK TO YOU
FOR A SEC?
YOU CAN'T BE COOL IF YOU DON'T
KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
WHO ARE YOU?
>> UH...CAN YOU GIVE ME A HINT?
>> Raj: HOW ABOUT THIS?
TELL ME WHO YOU WANT TO BE, AND
I PROMISE, I'LL HELP YOU BE IT.
>> WELL...
UH, NO, YOU'RE GONNA LAUGH AT
ME.
>> Raj: I WON'T LAUGH.
>> WELL...AT NIGHT, AS MY CABIN
BUDDIES AND I CRY OURSELVES TO
SLEEP, I THINK IT MIGHT BE NICE
TO BE...
A SUPERHERO!
>> Raj: [ LAUGHING ]
SERIOUSLY?
>> YES.
I WANT TO BE A SUPERHERO.
A-AND YOU CAN BE MY SIDEKICK.
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
[ CONVERSATIONS STOP ]
I'M CAPTAIN BANA PANTS!
[ FARTS ]
AND HERE'S MY SIDEKICK...
STICKY BOY!
[ CONVERSATIONS RESUME ]
>> Raj: OKAY,
CAPTAIN BANA PANTS, ARE WE
DONE?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
DON'T SUPERHEROES HAVE TO SAVE
PEOPLE?
>> [ SQUAWKING ]
>> Lumpus: THE CHILDREN ARE
STARING AT ME, SLINKMAN.
>> Slinkman: JUST IGNORE THEM,
SIR.
>> Raj: THAT'S THE LAST OF THE
NAILS.
>> OKAY.
>> Raj: NOW THERE IS NOTHING
HOLDING LUMPUS' CABIN TOGETHER.
>> YEP.
>> Raj: SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS IS IN
GRAVE DANGER!
>> HE SURE IS.
>> Raj: ISN'T THIS A JOB FOR
CAPTAIN BANA PANTS?
>> [ GASPS ]
YOU'RE RIGHT, STICKY BOY!
I'M COMING, SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS!
CAPTAIN BANA PANTS TO THE
RESCUE!
AAH!
>> Lumpus: [ WHIMPERING ]
>> Raj: [ SIGHS ]
UM, HAROLD?
I DO NOT THINK YOU ARE A
SUPERHERO.
>> MY NAME'S NOT HAROLD, EITHER.
I'LL NEVER KNOW WHO I AM!
>> Edward: [ LAUGHS ]
WHAT A LOSER!
AND IF THAT LOSER WAS TOO COOL
TO HANG OUT WITH YOU GUYS, WHAT
DOES THAT MAKE YOU?
[ LAUGHING ]
>> [ GROWLING ]
YOU CAN'T TALK TO MY FRIENDS
LIKE THAT!
>> Edward: WELL, IF IT AIN'T
CAPTAIN BANA PANTS.
>> THERE'S NO BANA PANTS HERE!
JUST ME.
>> Edward: AND WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA DO?
>> I RECKON YOU'RE ABOUT TO FIND
OUT.
[ ALL GASPING ]
[ BELL TOLLS ]
>> Edward: [ GROWLS ]
>> [ GROWLING ]
[ GRUNTING ]
>> Edward: WAIT A MINUTE.
>> WHAT?
>> Edward: YOU MADE YOUR TOENAIL
GROW ON PURPOSE?
>> WHY NOT?
>> Edward: THAT'S THE BEST STORY
I EVER HEARD!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Skip: [ CHUCKLES ]
I LIKE THE PART WHERE HE WAS
DUMBER THAN WE ARE.
>> Raj: BY THE WAY, WHAT IS YOUR
NAME?
>> I'D RATHER NOT SAY.
I KNOW WHO I AM, AND THAT'S ALL
THAT MATTERS.
, WOULD YOU LOOK AT
THIS?
THAT'S PERFECT.
>> JUST WHAT WE'VE BEEN WAITING
FOR.
>> NOW OUR LIFE HAS PURPOSE
BEYOND THE EARLY-BIRD SPECIAL.
WAITER, HOW MANY OF THE
PLACE-MAT MAPS DO YOU HAVE?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
A FEW HUNDRED.
>> I'LL BUY THEM ALL.
>> YOU BETCHA.
>> SINCE YOU PUT CAMP KIDNEY ON
IT, IT'S SUDDENLY BECOME PERFECT
TO LINE OUR OSTRICH CAGES WITH.