>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR CAMP LAZLO.
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS WHO
MADE A FRIEND ♪
♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L ♪
>> ♪ A ♪
>> ♪ Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO WENT TO
CAMP ♪
♪ AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> Chip: L-A-Z-L-O.
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ YO-DE-LAY-EE ♪
>> ♪ WE-E-LL ♪
♪ HOWDY, PARTNERS ♪
>> ♪ HOWDY TO YOU ♪
>> ♪ BET YOU'RE FEELING HUNGRY ♪
>> ♪ YOU KNOW THAT WE DO ♪
>> ♪ WELL, MY NAME IS
DEPUTY DOODLE DOO ♪
♪ MAKE THE BEST FROZEN DINNERS
ESPECIALLY FOR YOU ♪
♪ BUT IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME OR
YOU THINK IT'S A LIE ♪
♪ THERE SHE BLOWS ♪
>> ♪ TRY OUR CHICKEN POT PIE ♪
>> BIG OLD CHUNKS OF CHICKEN
WITH GRAVY ALL WRAPPED UP IN A
DEEP-DISH, PRAIRIE-STYLE PIE.
♪ BUT IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME OR
YOU THINK IT'S A LIE ♪
♪ THERE SHE BLOWS ♪
>> ♪ TRY OUR CHICKEN POT PIE ♪
>> AVAILABLE IN YOUR FROZEN-FOOD
SECTION.
ADDITIONAL GRAVY SOLD
SEPARATELY.
GET SOME NOW.
>> Lumpus: WILL DO.
[ LAUGHING ]
YUM, YUM, YUM!
HA HA HA!
THERE SHE BLOWS.
OOH, HOWDY DOODLE.
HA HA!
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
♪ TRY THE CHICKEN POT PIE ♪
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Slinkman: OH, FINALLY.
THERE HE IS.
UH, SCOUTMASTER.
>> Lumpus: HUH?
>> Slinkman: DID YOU FORGET
ABOUT TODAY'S CEREMONY WHERE WE
ALL SACRIFICE OUR FAVORITE FOODS
TO THE SPIRIT OF THE GREAT
VOLCANO?
>> Lumpus: OH, RIGHT.
MT...HEAD WOUND.
>> Slinkman: MT. BLACKHEAD.
>> Lumpus: WHATEVER.
WELL, A FAVORITE FOOD, HUH?
I'LL BE BACK IN A JIFF.
[ WHISTLING ]
350 DEGREES, 20 MINUTES.
[ Singsong voice ] I'LL BE
WAITING.
>> Slinkman: SCOUTMASTER, WE'RE
WAITING ON YOU, SIR.
>> Lumpus: ALL RIGHT ALREADY!
HEH.
LET'S SEE, WHAT DO WE GOT HERE?
BROCCOLI, BRUSSELS SPROUTS.
HA HA, THAT'LL DO.
>> Slinkman: OH, GREAT
MT. BLACKHEAD, YOU'VE NOT BLOWN
YOUR TOP FOR OVER 1,000 YEARS
BECAUSE EVERY YEAR, WE
CAMP KIDNEYANS SACRIFICE OUR
FAVORITE FOODS TO YOU.
[ DRUMMING ]
LAZLO, ARE YOU READY TO MAKE
YOUR OFFERING?
>> Lazlo: MM-HMM.
[ GROANS ]
BANA-A.
[ SPLASH ]
>> Raj: I RELUCTANTLY SACRIFICE
MY MARSHMALLOWS.
[ DRUMMING ]
WHAT A WASTE OF MARSHMALLOWS.
WHAT DOES A VOLCANO KNOW ABOUT
IT?
>> Slinkman: AH-AH, DON'T UPSET
THE SPIRIT.
CLAM?
>> Clam: OKAY.
UH, SHRIMP COCKTAIL.
>> UH, VOLCANO SPIRIT?
IN CASE YOU'RE NOT FEELING WELL,
CHEWABLE VITAMINS!
>> Skip: WE SACRIFICE OUR
ENVELOPES 'CAUSE WE LIKE THE WAY
THEY TASTE.
>> Chip: I'LL MISS YOU.
>> Lumpus: YEAH, NOT A LOT OF
TIME HERE.
OUT OF THE WAY, KIDS.
OKAY, I'M READY TO SACRIFICE.
>> Slinkman: FIRST TELL US WHAT
IT IS AND WHY YOU'RE SACRIFICING
IT.
>> Lumpus: UH...
[ DRUMMING ]
...I PROUDLY SACRIFICE MY
FAVORITE SAMMY, BROCCOLI AND
BRUSSELS SPROUTS ON WHEAT.
FORM ME TO YOU.
SAYONARA.
[ LAUGHS ]
WHAT?
>> Slinkman: YOUR FAVORITE S--
>> Lumpus: YES, MY FAVORITE
SANDWICH IS A BROCCOLI AND --
[ GASPS ]
Shh!
[ ALARM TICKING, DINGS ]
♪ DOODILY DOODILY DOO ♪
BON APP\TIT, MR. VOLCANO HEAD.
OOH!
HEY, DOESN'T THIS COME WITH A --
[ SQUEALS ]
A DEPUTY DOODLE BIB.
AH HA HA HA HA.
[ RUMBLING ]
>> Slinkman: UH-OH.
>> Lazlo: IS THE SPIRIT OF THE
VOLCANO MAD AT US?
>> Slinkman: OKAY, KIDS, NO NEED
TO PANIC.
EVERYONE CALMLY DESCEND THE
VOL--
[ SCREAMING ]
>> Lumpus: HEY, WHERE'D YOU GO?
I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE THIS
FRESH.
OH, PIE!
COME BACK HERE, PIE.
NO FAIR.
[ SCREAMING ]
WATCH IT, YOU.
YOU WRECK MY POT PIE, I WRECK
YOUR LIFE.
>> Edward: SHE'S GONNA BLOW!
>> Both: BEST FIELD TRIP EVER!
>> Slinkman: NOW, EVERYBODY,
STAY CALM.
>> Lumpus: 'SCUSE ME, CHIEFY.
YOU ALMOST STEPPED IN MY PIE.
>> Slinkman: OH, EXCUSE ME, SIR.
>> Lazlo: MR. SLINKMAN!
MT. BLACKHEAD ERUPTING MUST MEAN
THAT SOMEONE DIDN'T GIVE THE
VOLCANO HIS FAVORITE FOOD.
>> Slinkman: THAT'S TRUE, LAZLO.
BUT WHO?
HOLD IT, MISTER.
IS THAT YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?
>> Lumpus: WHAT, THIS?
[ LAUGHS ]
OH, THIS IS A -- A FOOTBALL.
GO LONG, SLINKY.
IT'S A SMART NEW HAT?
[ DRUMMING ]
ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT ME.
I DIDN'T GIVE MT. HOTHEAD MY
FAVORITE FOOD.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
>> Slinkman: YOU CAN'T FOOL
MOTHER NATURE, SIR.
>> ARE WE GONNA DIE?
>> Slinkman: YES.
BUT NOT TODAY.
PUT SOME HUSTLE INTO IT, SIR!
>> Lumpus: ALL RIGHT, I HEARD
YOU THE FIRST TIME.
SHEESH!
STUPID VOLCANO.
THIS ORANGE THING WILL DO.
ASPARAGUS -- BLECH.
WHO WOULD EAT SUCH NONSENSE?
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
OH, I LOVE IT WHEN YOU DO THAT.
THERE, YOU HAPPY?
MY FAVORITE FOOD.
♪ AHALA-MAKALAKA-DING-DONG ♪
I'M SORRY.
>> YOUR SORRY IS BUT A PASSING
WIND THROUGH THE VALLEY OF
BROKEN PROMISES.
>> Lumpus: WHO SAID THAT?
>> IT IS I, THE GREAT SPIRIT OF
THE VOLCANO.
>> Lumpus: IT TALKS!
[ SCREAMING ]
AAH!
>> IT IS BECAUSE OF YOUR
SELFISHNESS THAT THE FATE OF
YOUR PEOPLE RESTS ON YOUR WEAK
SHOULDERS.
>> Lumpus: [ MUTTERING ]
AAH!
WHAT DOES THOU WANT FROM ME, O
BELCH OF FIRE, SIR?
>> SINCE YOU CANNOT BE TRUTHFUL,
YOU MUST PROVE YOUR WORTHINESS
BY PERFORMING A SACRED TASK.
>> Lumpus: SACRED TASK?
>> BEGIN BY PATTING YOUR HEAD.
>> Lumpus: OKAY.
>> NOW RUB YOUR TUM-TUM.
>> Lumpus: LIKE THIS?
>> VERY GOOD.
NOW STRIP DOWN TO YOUR UNDERWEAR
AND GET ON THAT UNICYCLE.
>> Lumpus: UNDERWEAR, UNICYCLE?
WHAT UNICYCLE?
>> THAT ONE.
>> Lumpus: OH.
>> Slinkman: I STILL DON'T THINK
HE THREW IN HIS FAVORITE FOOD.
>> Raj: I DID NOT KNOW HE WAS SO
TALENTED.
>> VERY GOOD, ANTLERED ONE WITH
LARGE NOSTRILS.
NOW REPEAT THIS -- SEVEN SEASICK
SAILORS SAILED THE SEVEN SEAS.
>> Lumpus: SEVEN SEASIDE...
[ MUTTERING ]
>> [ LAUGHS ]
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
IF YOU COULD ONLY SEE WHAT YOU
LOOK LIKE.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Lumpus: YEAH, HAR HAR.
ALL RIGHT, YOU'VE HAD YOUR
LAUGH.
I DID YOUR STUPID TASK.
NOW PUT A LID ON IT!
SEE YOU NEXT YEAR.
>> WAIT A MINUTE, IMPATIENT ONE!
>> Lumpus: EASY, PAL, I'VE GOT
AN APPOINTMENT WITH
DEPUTY DOODLE DOO.
>> STOP YOUR MOCCASINS.
>> Lumpus: WHAT?
I DID YOUR TASK.
NOW YOU WON'T ERUPT, RIGHT?
>> THE TASK WAS TO PROVE YOUR
WORTHINESS AND TO HAVE A LITTLE
FUN AT YOUR EXPENSE.
>> Lumpus: ALL RIGHT, SO WHAT?
YOU HAD YOUR FUN.
>> I KNOW WHAT YOUR FAVORITE
FOOD IS.
>> Lumpus: YOU DO?
>> YES, MR. DOODLY DOO.
BRING ME YOUR CHICKEN POT PIE.
>> Lumpus: NEVER.
YOU'LL NEVER GET MY POT PIE!
NEVER!
>> Lazlo: WOW, MR. SLINKMAN.
I THINK HE MEANS IT.
>> Slinkman: WE JUST GOT TO GET
THAT POT PIE OUT OF HIS HANDS.
THE VOLCANO WON'T REST TILL WE
DO.
[ DRUMMING ]
THANK YOU, CLAM.
LET'S GET THAT DEPUTY DOODLE
DOO-DOO.
>> Lumpus: [ MUTTERING ]
I'M BACK.
>> WHOO!
>> Slinkman: [ GASPS ]
>> Both: [ GASP ]
>> Slinkman: YOU KNOW THE ONLY
WAY TO GET THE VOLCANO TO STOP
ERUPTING IS TO THROW IN YOUR POT
PIE.
[ DRUMMING ]
>> Lumpus: OH, YES, HOW SELFISH
OF ME.
MUST HAVE SLIPPED MY MIND.
YOU JUST LEAD THE WAY.
NOW...DOODLY DOO.
[ RUMBLING ]
>> Slinkman: LUMPUS, UNHAND THAT
PIE.
>> Lumpus: [ GRUNTING ]
>> Slinkman: ALL RIGHT, ALL
RIGHT, BOYS.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO THIS
RATIONALLY.
>> Clam: RATIONALLY.
>> Lumpus: OOH OOH OOH OOH.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
>> WELL, HOWDY, PARTNER.
>> Lumpus: HOWDY TO YOU.
>> BET YOU'RE FEELING HUNGRY.
>> Lumpus: YOU KNOW THAT I DO.
>> Slinkman: COME ON, BOYS,
PULL!
>> Lazlo: LET GO!
>> All: [ CHEERING ]
>> Lumpus: [ MUTTERING ]
CHICKEN POT PIE.
WHAT A BIG, BEAUTIFUL POT PIE.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ SPLASH ]
>> [ BELCHES ]
[ BELCHES ]
>> Raj: THAR SHE BLOWS!
>> Lumpus: [ SCREAMING ]
>> THE GREAT SPIRIT IS
SATISFIED.
ASK THE WEAK ONE WITH GLASSES IF
HE HAS ANTACID.
>> Slinkman: THAT IS REAL NICE
OF YOU SCOUTS TO GET
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS A DOODLY DOO
PIE.
>> Raj: YEAH, HE REALLY SEEMS TO
LIKE THEM.
>> Lazlo: AW, HECK.
IT'S THE LEAST WE COULD DO.
[ BELLS RING ]
>> CONGRATULATIONS.
WE HAVE A WINNER ON AISLE FIVE.
>> HEY, LITTLE BUCKAROOS.
YOU'RE THE ONE-MILLIONTH HOMBRE
TO BUY ONE OF MY DELICIOUS PIES.
>> All: DEPUTY DOODLE DOO!
>> AND YOU THREE JUST WON A
STARRING ROLE IN MY NEW
COMMERCIAL.
>> All: WE'VE NEVER BEEN ON TV
BEFORE!
>> WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
JUDGE SHAFRENICK AFTER THESE
MESSAGES.
>> Lazlo: ♪ WE-LL ♪
>> Raj: ♪ HOWDY, PARTNERS ♪
>> Lazlo: ♪ HOWDY TO YOU ♪
>> Clam: ♪ I BET YOU'RE FEELING
HUNGRY ♪
>> All: ♪ YOU KNOW THAT WE DO ♪
>> Lumpus: AH, SHUT YOUR PIE
HOLE.
>> Lumpus: HYAH!
NEVER MIND THE PAPER, NEVER MIND
THE PLASTIC.
JUST RING UP YONDER PIE
FANTASTIC.
>> YOUR TOTAL IS $1.83, MA'AM.
>> OH, MY.
DO YOU TAKE CHECKS HERE, YOUNG
MAN?
>> Lumpus: WHAT?!