>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR CAMP LAZLO.
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS WHO
MADE A FRIEND ♪
♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L ♪
>> ♪ A ♪
>> ♪ Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO WENT TO
CAMP ♪
♪ AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> Chip: L-A-Z-L-O.
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ YO-DE-LAY-EE ♪
>> Slinkman: MORE SALT,
SCOUTMASTER?
>> Lumpus: OH, THANK YOU,
SLINKMAN.
[ SQUEAKING ]
>> IS THIS SEAT TAKEN?
>> Lumpus: SLINKMAN!
>> Slinkman: THIS IS THE MASTER
TABLE.
ONLY PEOPLE WITH THE WORD
"MASTER" IN THEIR JOB TITLE CAN
SIT HERE.
>> HOW COMEYOU GET TO SIT HERE?
>> Slinkman: I'M STANDING.
>> Lumpus: NURSES SIT WITH
EVERYBODY ELSE.
[ BELCHING ]
>> Skip: [ COUGHING ]
>> AH-CHOO!
AH-CHOO!
>> Edward: [ LAUGHS ]
[ BELCHES ]
[ LAUGHS ]
>> PLEASE DON'T ASK ME TO SIT
OVER THERE.
>> Lumpus: ALL RIGHT, NURSEY, I
WON'TASK.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Lazlo: HOW ARE YOU,
NURSE LESLIE?
>> [ SIGHS ]
UNDERAPPRECIATED.
>> Lazlo: WE APPRECIATE YOU.
DON'T WE, CLAM?
>> PLEASE DON'T.
>> Lazlo: YOU KNOW WHAT, GUYS?
NURSE LESLIE MAKES LUNCHTIME
FUN.
>> Raj: YES, AND HIS LAUGHTER
SOUNDS LIKE CRYING.
>> Lazlo: TOO BAD HE FEELS
UNDERAPPRECIATED.
>> Clam: POOR NURSEY.
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
>> OH, HI, LAZLO.
>> Lazlo: HI, PATSY.
>> Raj: WHAT THE HECKARE THOSE
THINGS?
>> OH, HAVEN'T YOU EVER SEEN A
SCOOCHAROUND BEFORE?
OH, I FORGOT.
CAMP KIDNEY DOESN'T HAVE
ANYTHING.
[ GIGGLING ]
>> Lazlo: WE HAVE SOMETHINGYOU
DON'T HAVE.
>> THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
>> Lazlo: WE HAVE NURSE LESLIE.
>> SO DO WE.
>> ACTUALLY, WE...
[ WHISPERING ]
>> REALLY?!
JANE, THIS IS PATSY.
WE HAVE A PROBLEM.
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
[ SQUEAKING ]
>> ACORN FLATS JUST OFFERED ME A
FORTUNE TO GO BE THEIR NURSE.
>> Lumpus: FINE.
GOOD RIDDANCE.
>> I'D RATHER STAY.
>> Lumpus: GREAT.
WELCOME ABOARD.
NEW EMPLOYEES GET MINIMUM WAGE,
NO BENEFITS, NO VACATION, BLAH,
BLAH, BLAHBITY BLOO BLOO BLAM.
>> THAT SOUNDS FINE.
I JUST WANT A NEW TITLE,
SOMETHING LIKE NURSEMASTER.
>> Lumpus: HANG ON.
WHAT?!
THERE'S ONLY ONE MASTER AT
CAMP KIDNEY --
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS.
>> WELL, ACORN FLATS, HERE I
COME.
>> Raj: HOW CAN HE LEAVE US?
>> Clam: LUNCH BUDDY!
>> Lazlo: HE THINKS CAMP KIDNEY
DOESN'T CARE ABOUT HIM.
HEY, I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
IF WE SHOW HIM HOW MUCH
CAMP KIDNEY CARES, HE'LL NEVER
LEAVE US.
>> Raj: BUT CAMP KIDNEY DOESN'T
CARE.
>> Lazlo: NO, BUTWE CARE, RAJ.
>> Raj: WE DO?
OH, YES, WE DO.
>> I'M TAKING MY BANDAGES, MY
LOLLIPOPS, AND MY INSTRUCTION
MANUAL FOR THE X-RAY MACHINE
'CAUSE THAT THING IS REALLY
DANGEROUS.
AND I'M GOING WHERE I'LL BE
APPRECIATED.
>> Lazlo: WE APPRECIATE YOU.
AND AS A TOKEN OF OUR
APPRECIATION, YOU'RE INVITED TO
THE GRAND OPENING OF THE
BRAND-NEW NURSE'S LOUNGE.
>> THE NURSE'S LOUNGE?
>> Lazlo: THE NURSE'S LOUNGE!
>> BUT THIS ISYOUR CABIN.
>> Lazlo: AND THAT MEANS IT'S
TIME FOR YOUR BEAUTY MAKEOVER.
>> Raj: STARTING WITH A FACE
WAX.
>> OOH!
THIS FEELS GREAT.
>> Raj: HOLD STILL.
>> JUMPING JIMINY, THAT TINGLES.
WHAT'S NEXT?
>> Lazlo: UH...
>> Clam: HOT TOWEL.
>> THAT FEELS GOOD.
DON'T KNOW WHY I HAVEN'T DONE
THIS BEFORE.
HOW LONG DO I KEEP THIS ON?
>> Raj: UNTIL THE TINGLING
STOPS?
>> Lazlo: WE'RE TAKING THE TOWEL
OFF, NURSE LESLIE.
>> GO FOR IT.
GIVE ME A MIRROR.
I'M FEELING PRETTY.
>> Lazlo: COME BACK,
NURSE LESLIE!
>> THANKS FOR CARING, GUYS, BUT
ACORN FLATS PAYS REALLY WELL,
AND THEY LET ME KEEP MY FACE!
SO LONG.
>> Lumpus: AND HE WANTED TO BE A
NURSEMASTER.
MORE LIKE NURSE LOSER.
>> Slinkman: HE WAS OUR ONLY
NURSE.
>> Lumpus: WE DON'T NEED A
NURSE.
NO ONE HERE EVER GETS SICK
ANYWAY.
[ COUGHING, GASPING ]
>> Slinkman: SIR?
>> Lumpus: SLINKMAN, I DON'T
FEEL SO GOOD.
[ COUGHING ]
>> Lazlo: SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS,
SHOULDN'T WE CALL NURSE LESLIE?
>> Lumpus: NOW, WHY DO I NEED
THAT LOSER?
YOU THREE LOSERS CAN DO A BETTER
JOB.
ANYWAY, IT'S ALL DONE WITH THESE
FANCY MEDICAL-LIKE GIZMOS.
LIKE THIS, FOR INSTANCE.
I'M SURE THIS CAN FIX ME.
WHAT IS IT?
>> Lazlo: AN X-RAY MACHINE.
>> Lumpus: HOW DOES IT WORK?
>> Lazlo: NURSE LESLIE WOULD
KNOW.
>> Raj: YES, GIVE HIM A CALL,
WHY DON'T YOU?
>> Clam: CALL NURSE LESLIE.
[ BEEPING ]
>> Lumpus: SEE, I FEEL GREAT.
AND YOU WANTED TO CALL
NURSE LESLIE.
SLINKMAN...
WHERE'S MY FOOD?
>> Slinkman: CHEF McMUESLI
DIDN'T COME IN TODAY.
>> Lumpus: WHY NOT?
>> Slinkman: WELL, SIR, HE'S
AFRAID YOU'RE GONNA GET HIM
SICK.
>> Lumpus: AH-CHOO!
YOU DON'T THINK I'M SICK, DO
YOU, SLINKMAN?
>> Slinkman: WE ALL DO, SIR.
>> Lazlo: SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS!
>> Raj: YOU'RE A VERY SICK MAN!
>> Lazlo: YOU NEED TO CALL
NURSE LESLIE!
>> Lumpus: AND MAKE HIM
NURSEMASTER?!
NEVER!
I'M NOT SICK.
[ RETCHING ]
>> Lazlo: I WISH NURSE LESLIE
WAS HERE.
>> Clam: POOR NURSE LESLIE.
>> [ SLURPING ]
[ SIGHS ]
>> Raj: I'M SURE HE MISSES US,
TOO.
>> Lazlo: WHY WON'T LUMPUS HIRE
HIM BACK?
>> Both: HMM.
>> Raj: MAYBE LUMPUS ISN'T SICK
ENOUGH.
>> Lazlo: HE LOOKS REALLY BAD.
>> Raj: I KNOW SOMEBODY WHO
LOOKS WORSE.
>> [ GROANING ]
AH-CHOO!
WHO TOOK MY MEDICINE?
>> Lazlo: SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS
TOOK THEM.
>> SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS?
DOESN'T HE KNOW HOW SICK I AM?
>> Raj: WHY DON'T YOU SHOW HIM?
>> Lazlo: UP CLOSE...
>> Clam: UH, AND PERSONAL.
>> Lumpus: [ GROANING,
RETCHING ]
>> SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS?
>> Lumpus: GO AWAY!
>> NOT WITHOUT MY MEDICINE.
>> Lumpus: WHAT?
CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY?
[ RETCHES ]
>> CAN'T YOU SEE I'M A WALKING
HEALTH HAZARD?
WITHOUT MY MEDICINE, I'M NOT
RESPONSIBLE FOR WHATEVER MY --
AH-- AH-- AH-CHOO!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> Lumpus: AY!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> SLINKMAN?
>> [ LAUGHS ]
[ SMOOCHES ]
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Lumpus: [ GROANING ]
>> SLINKMAN! SLINKMAN! SLINKMAN!
SLINKMAN! SLINKMAN!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Lumpus: AAH!
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?
>> [ HUMMING ]
>> Lumpus: NURSE LESLIE!
HELP ME, NURSE LESLIE!
I'M HIDEOUS!
[ SOBBING ]
>> SORRY.
YOU'RE CONFUSING ME WITH SOMEONE
WHO FEELS APPRECIATED.
>> Lumpus: YOU'RE RIGHT, I DON'T
APPRECIATE YOU, BUT I NEED YOU
TO MAKE ME BETTER.
SO, HOW ABOUT IT, NURSEY?
>> HOW ABOUT IT, WHO?
>> Lumpus: NURSE LESLIE?
>> NURSE WHAT?
>> Lumpus: NURSE...
MASTER.
>> SLINKMAN! SLINKMAN! SLINKMAN!
SLINKMAN!
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ AIR WHISTLING ]
>> SAY "AHH."
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> Lumpus: BACK TO MY OLD SELF
AGAIN.
THANK YOU, NURSEMASTER.
LET'S GET YOU BACK TO
CAMP KIDNEY WHERE YOU BELONG.
>> CAN'T WAIT.
>> All: BUT WHAT ABOUT US?
>> SORRY, LADIES, BUT IT'S
REALLY BORING HERE.
NOBODY EVER GETS SICK.
>> OH, YEAH.
THAT MAKES SENSE.
>> OF COURSE.
>> HE'S GOT A POINT.
>> Slinkman: MORE SALT,
SCOUTMASTER?
>> Lumpus: OH, THANK YOU,
SLINKMAN.
>> Slinkman: MORE SALT,
NURSEMASTER?
>> THANKS, SLINKMAN.
>> EXCUSE ME, IS THIS SEAT
TAKEN?
>> Both: SLINKMAN!
>> Lumpus: HYAH!
NEVER MIND THE PAPER, NEVER MIND
THE PLASTIC.
JUST RING UP YONDER PIE
FANTASTIC.
>> YOUR TOTAL IS $1.83, MA'AM.
>> OH, MY.
DO YOU TAKE CHECKS HERE, YOUNG
MAN?
>> Lumpus: WHAT?!