ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR CAMP LAZLO.
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS WHO
MADE A FRIEND ♪
♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L ♪
>> ♪ A ♪
>> ♪ Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO WENT TO
CAMP ♪
♪ AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> Chip: L-A-Z-L-O.
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ YO-DE-LAY-EE ♪
>> Edward: OOH, THEY'RE IN FOR
IT NOW.
>> Slinkman: I AM ASHAMED OF YOU
TWO.
YOU KNOW HAVING CANDY IS AGAINST
CAMP RULES.
AND IF LUMPUS EVER FOUND CANDY
ON THE PREMISES...
>> Lumpus: I SAID NO CANDY IN
CAMP, YOU WORM!
>> Slinkman: I MEAN, LOOK AT
THIS STUFF -- FIZZY STICKS,
BUBBLE GUM, LOLLIPOPS, TAFFY,
PURE CANE SUGAR, AND --
SUGAR-COATED BACON?
>> Skip: AH!
>> Slinkman: DAH!
THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
NO SELF-DISCIPLINE.
IT'S TIMES LIKE THESE I WISH I
COULD TAKE OLD SPANKFUL OUT OF
RETIREMENT.
BUT AT LEAST I HAVE
OLD SHREDFUL.
[ BOTH SOB ]
>> Edward: THAT'S IT.
WE'RE DOOMED.
>> Lazlo: DON'T WORRY, EDWARD.
IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD.
>> Edward: NOT THE END OF THE
WORLD?
THOSE WERE THE LAST PIECES OF
CANDY IN THE ENTIRE CAMP!
>> Raj: WITHOUT CHIP AND SKIP,
THE WHOLE CAMP WILL BE DRY BY
SNACK TIME!
>> WHAT WILL WE DO?
>> YEAH.
HOW WILL WE GET OUR SUGAR?
>> HEY, GUYS, I HAVE AN IDEA.
[ ALL MURMURING ]
UM, UM, UM, UM, EDWARD?
I-I HAVE AN IDEA.
EDWARD? EDWARD? EDWARD?
EDWARD? EDWARD?
WANNA HEAR MY IDEA?
WANNA? WANNA? WANNA?
WANNA? WANNA?
IT'S A GOOD IDEA, EDWARD.
EDWARD?
>> Edward: SAMSON?!
WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
WHAT?!
CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE BUSY OVER
HERE?
WE GOT TO COME UP WITH...
>> OHH, FORGET THEM.
ITWAS A GOOD IDEA, SAMSON.
[ GASPS ]
OH, MY LITTLE BEAN CHEMISTRY
SET.
AT FIRST I THOUGHT THIS IDEA
WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE.
I MEAN [CHUCKLES] USING MY
CHEMISTRY SET TO MAKE CANDY?
IT JUST SOUNDS SO ABSURD.
BUT THEN IT OCCURRED TO ME.
IF I CAN GET LUCIAN TO GROW SIX
TIMES HIS SIZE WITH JUST A CUP
OF WATER, THEN I'M SURE I COULD
MAKE A PIECE OF CANDY.
[ HUMMING CONTENTEDLY ]
IT'S WORKING!
[ LAUGHING MANIACALLY ]
[ RUMBLING ]
HEY, GUYS.
>> Lazlo: OH, HI, SAMSON.
>> Raj: HOW CAN YOU BE SO HAPPY
WHEN THERE'S NO CANDY IN CAMP?
>> WHAT IF I TOLD YOUI HAD SOME
CANDY?
>> Raj: OH, STOP YOUR FIBBING,
SAMSON.
I'D GIVE MY ENTIRE RECORD
COLLECTION FOR JUST ONE PIECE.
BUT WE ALL KNOW SLINKMAN
SHREDDED THE LAST OF THE CANDY.
>> THAT WAS BEFORE I MADE ALL OF
THIS!
OH, IT'S REAL, ALL RIGHT.
>> Raj: [ GRUNTING ]
HERE! HERE! TAKE IT!
>> UNH-UNH-UNH-UNH!
ONLY ONE PIECE.
>> Raj: BUT I GAVE YOU MY ENTIRE
RECORD COLLECTION.
>> ONLY ONE PIECE PER TRADE.
>> Raj: FINE!
>> Clam: ABACUS?
>> Lazlo: MY HARMONICA?
>> Skip: MY FIRSTBORN SON.
>> I'LL GIVE YOU MY MEDICINE!
>> O-O-H, Y-YEAH.
YEAH! I WON!
[ LAUGHS ]
IN YOUR FACE, PING PONG!
OH, YEAH, I WON!
UH-HUH, UH-HUH, UH-HUH, UH-HUH!
>> AHEM?
>> OH [CHUCKLES] HERE YOU ARE.
>> THANKS.
>> BOY, WHO KNEW MAKING CANDY
COULD BE SO LUCRATIVE?
NEXT STOP -- COOL TOWN.
TOOT, TOOT!
>> Both: HEY, SAMSON.
>> OH, UH, HI, CHIP.
HI, SKIP.
WHAT YOU DOING IN THE GARBAGE?
>> Chip: LOOKING FOR YOU.
>> Skip: YEP. WE WANT CANDY.
>> Chip: WE'LL DO ANYTHING.
>> SORRY, GUYS, BUT I REALLY
DON'T THINK YOU HAVE ANYTHING I
WANT.
>> Skip: WAIT RIGHT HERE.
I CAN IRON YOUR CLOTHES.
>> Chip: I CAN BRUSH YOUR TEETH.
>> NO, LEAVE ME ALONE!
AAH-HA-HA-HA!
>> Skip: SAMSON, WE JUST WANT
SOME CANDY!
>> Chip: WE'LL DO ANYTHING!
>> [ PANTING ]
DAVE! PING PONG!
OH, THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE HERE.
I NEED YOUR HELP TO GET OUT OF
HERE SAFELY.
>> Chip: SAMSON?
>> PHEW!
WE MADE IT.
TAKE ME SOMEWHERE SAFE.
>> ANYPLACE IN PARTICULAR, SIR?
>> THE SHOWERS.
CHIP AND SKIP WOULDN'T BE CAUGHT
DEAD IN THERE.
>> Both: SAMSON?
SAMSON?
SAM...SON?
>> Chip: WHAT IS THIS STUFF?
>> Skip: I DON'T KNOW.
TOUCH IT.
>> Chip:YOU TOUCH IT.
>> Skip: NO, YOU TOUCH IT FIRST.
>> Chip: HEY, MY FACE TASTES
LIKE CANDY.
>> Skip: I WANT MY FACE TO TASTE
LIKE CANDY, TOO.
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
[ DOLPHIN CHITTERING ]
[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]
>> Chip: DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE?
>> Skip: I SEE IT, BUT I DON'T
BELIEVE IT.
>> Chip: I THINK WE JUST MADE
CANDY.
I CALL DIBS ON THIS ONE!
>> Skip: WELL, THEN I CALL DIBS
ON THAT ONE.
>> Chip: HEY, NOW HOW ARE WE
GONNA TELL WHOSE IS WHOSE?
>> Skip: I DON'T KNOW.
THEY LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME.
>> Chip: I KNOW.
THERE.
THIS ONE'S MINE, AND THAT ONE'S
YOURS.
>> Skip: OKAY.
LET'S TAKE THEM BACK TO THE
CABIN IN MY CANDY HOLDER.
UH-OH.
WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER CANDY
HOLDER.
>> Slinkman: NO MORE GAMES,
MILT.
WHERE DID YOU GET THIS, HUH?
TELL ME, MILT!
WHAT WOULD YOUR FATHER SAY IF HE
KNEW YOU HAD CANDY?
>> I DON'T KNOW!
>> Slinkman: NEITHER DO I.
HELLO, MILT SR.?
YES, I HAVE YOUR SON HERE IN MY
OFFICE.
IT WOULD SEEM...
>> ALL RIGHT!
ALL RIGHT, I'LL TELL YOU!
I'LL TELL YOU!
>> Slinkman: IT WOULD SEEM YOUR
SON IS DOING VERY WELL HERE AT
CAMP KIDNEY.
OKAY, MILT, TELL ME EVERYTHING.
>> THANKS FOR THE RIDE, SKINNY.
WHY DON'T YOU GO BUY YOURSELF
SOMETHING NICE?
>> THANK YOU, SIR.
>> AHH...
AAH!
LOOK AT THIS MESS!
SOMEBODY'S BEEN MESSING WITH MY
CHEMISTRY SET!
OHH, WHEN I FIND OUT WHO DID
THIS, I'M GONNA...
HEY, I DON'T REMBER MAKING
CANDY THAT BIG.
[ GASPS ]
WAIT A MINUTE.
CHIP AND SKIP!
THEY CHANGED THEMSELVES INTO
HUGE PIECES OF CANDY!
AND WITHMY CHEMISTRY SET!
THIS IS BAD.
THIS IS VERY, VERY BAD.
I'LL GET LAZLO.
HE'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO.
HOLD TIGHT, CHIP AND SKIP!
WE'LL GET YOU GUYS CHANGED BACK
IN NO T-- AAH!
>> Slinkman: THE JIG IS UP,
SAMSON.
MILT TOLD ME EVERYTHING.
NOW, GET OUT OF MY WAY.
>> BUT -- BUT -- BUT --
>> Slinkman: I KNOW YOU'VE GOT
CANDY, AND I'M SHREDDING IT.
>> NO, Y-YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
THIS ISN'T CANDY.
I-IT'S CHIP AND SKIP!
>> Slinkman: OH, YOU DON'T SAY?
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR
"STORIES."
I'M SHREDDING THIS CANDY, AND
THAT'S FINAL.
>> NO!
>> Slinkman: I'M GONNA NEED A
BIGGER SHREDDER.
AH, HERE IT IS...
YES, HELLO.
I'D LIKE TO ORDER THE MEGA-ULTRA
SUPER DE-LUX SHREDDER.
YES, SAME-DAY DELIVERY WOULD BE
JUST PERFECT.
>> OH, NO!
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
THE ONLY WAY SLINKMAN WILL
BELIEVE THE CANDY IS CHIP AND
SKIP IS IF I CHANGE THEM BACK
BEFORE THEY GET SHREDDED.
GOT TO HURRY, GOT TO HURRY, GOT
TO HURRY, GOT TO HURRY, GOT TO
HURRY!
HEY, SAMSON, WANT TO HANG?
>> THAT'D BE COOL.
GOT TO SAVE CHIP AND SKIP!
IF I MAKE THE CANDY FORMULA IN
REVERSE, I SHOULD BE ABLE TO
REANIMATE CHIP AND SKIP BACK
INTO THEIR NORMAL SELVES.
>> DELIVERY FOR SLINKMAN.
>> Slinkman: OH, THIS THING SURE
HAS A LOT OF PARTS.
>> FOCUS, SAMSON.
YOU'VE GOT TIME.
>> Slinkman: I WONDER WHAT THIS
PIECE DOES.
>> [ PANTING FRANTICLY ]
[ CHAIN SAW BUZZING ]
EASY, NOW...
ALMOST...
I HOPE THIS TEST WORKS.
COME ON.
PLEASE WORK.
PLEASE!
EW! STINK! WHAT THE --
>> Slinkman: ALL RIGHT.
LET'S SEE IF THIS THING ACTUALLY
WORKS.
>> CLOSE ENOUGH.
HOLD ON, CHIP AND SKIP!
I'M COMING TO SAVE YOU!
>> Slinkman: NOW, HOW DO I TURN
THIS THING ON?
>> I ONLY GOT ONE SHOT AT THIS.
MAKE IT COUNT!
>> Slinkman: OH, HERE'S HOW YOU
START IT.
>> [ GASPS ]
[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
[ OVEN DINGS ]
>> Slinkman: MAN, THAT THING
WORKS GREAT.
>> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
I VAPORIZED CHIP AND SKIP!
>> Both: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
>> THEIR ENTRAILS ARE SPEAKING
TO ME!
>> Slinkman: HA HA.
NICE TRY, SAMSON.
YOUR DUNG BUDDIES JUST BLEW YOUR
STORY.
>> Both: [ CHEERING ]
>> Slinkman: NEXT TIME YOU TRY
MAKING CANDY, SAMSON, I'M
CALLING YOUR PARENTS.
I'M SURE THEY WOULD GROUND YOU
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
CHIP AND SKIP, GET BACK HERE!
THERE BETTER NOT BE ANY CANDY IN
THAT PUMPKIN!
[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
[ OVEN DINGS ]
>> Both: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
>> THEIR ENTRAILS ARE SPEAKING
TO ME!