ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR CAMP LAZLO.
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS WHO
MADE A FRIEND ♪
♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L ♪
>> ♪ A ♪
>> ♪ Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO WENT TO
CAMP ♪
♪ AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> Chip: L-A-Z-L-O.
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ YO-DE-LAY-EE ♪
Lazlo: COME ON, PITCHER,
PITCHER, PITCHER, PITCHER.
LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT.
BRING IT.
>> Raj: OH, YOU'LL SEE, ALL
RIGHT.
>> Lazlo: WHOO!
ANOTHER HOME RUN!
YEAH!
SEND IN ANOTHER ONE, RAJ.
>> Raj: YOU KNOW, LAZLO, I DON'T
THINK A ROWBOAT IS REALLY THE
BEST PLACE TO PLAY BASEBALL.
>> Lazlo: YEAH, I GUESS YOU'RE
RIGHT.
>> Raj: WHEN WE PADDLED OUT AT
4:00 A.M., YOU PROMISED US FUN.
>> Clam: YEAH. DELIVER.
>> Raj: BE OUR TOUR GUIDE TO
FUN.
>> Clam: TOUR GUIDE!
>> Lazlo: A TOUR GUIDE?
HEY, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
WE'LL USE THIS BOAT TO GIVE
TOURS OF LEAKEY LAKE.
WE'RE SO BUSY PLAYING IN CAMP
THAT THE BEAUTY OF LEAKEY LAKE
GOES SO UNDERAPPRECIATED.
IF WE GIVE A TOUR, WE CAN SHARE
THE BEAUTY OF LEAKEY LAKE WITH
ALL OUR FELLOW CAMPERS.
CLAM, I'M MAKING YOU THE
OFFICIAL TOUR-GUIDE GUIDE 'CAUSE
YOU'RE SO GOOD WITH WORDS.
>> Clam: UH, SO GOOD.
>> Lazlo: RAJ CAN BE THE SNACKS
GUY.
>> Raj: I LIKE SNACKS.
WHAT GUY ARE YOU GOING TO BE?
>> Lazlo: DUH.
I'M GONNA BE THE MOTOR BY
KICKING MY LEGS AND MAKING A
NOISE WITH MY MOUTH LIKE THIS...
[ IMITATING MOTOR ]
>> Raj: [ LAUGHS ]
OH, THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT,
LAZLO.
>> Lazlo: NOW ALL WE NEED ARE
SOME CUSTOMERS.
AHOY, FELLOW CAMPERS.
WHEN YOU STEP ONTO A LEAKEY-LAKE
BOAT TOUR, YOU STEP INTO HIGH
QUALITY.
[ ALL GROANING ]
>> Edward: EVERYONE BUT ME, AND
YOU CAN COUNT ME OUT!
>> Lazlo: ACTUALLY, EDWARD,
YOU'RE NOT TALL ENOUGH TO TAKE
OUR TOUR.
>> Edward: WHAT?!
[ LAUGHTER AND TAUNTING ]
ARGH!
AM I TALL ENOUGH NOW?
>> Lazlo: WELL, UH...
>> Edward: MOVE OVER, BEAR.
I'M SITTING NEXT TO CHIP AND
SKIP.
ALL RIGHT, LAZLO.
LET'S GET THE SHOW ON THE ROAD!
>> Lazlo: [ IMITATING MOTOR ]
>> Clam: A MOUNTAIN.
>> All: OOH...
>> Clam: THE TREE.
>> All: AHH...
>> Clam: OOH, OOH! ROCK.
>> All: OOH...
>> Lazlo: IF YOU LISTEN CLOSELY,
YOU CAN HEAR THE ROCK GROWING.
>> I HEAR IT.
I REALLY THINK I HEAR IT.
>> Edward: OH, THIS IS SO
BORING!
THESE STUPID JELLIES SHOULD GO
BACK TO TOUR SCHOOL.
RIGHT, SKIP AND CHIP?
>> Skip: [ LAUGHS ]
HE POINTED AT A TREE, AND THEN
THERE WAS ONE!
>> Raj: SNACKS!
GET YOUR RED-HOT SNACKY-SNACKS!
>> Clam: ROCKS!
TREES!
BUSHES!
>> Lazlo: THANKS FOR COMING.
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
>> Skip: THAT TREE STUMP WAS
AWESOME.
>> EXCELLENT TOUR, LAZLO.
>> CAN'T WAIT TO DO IT AGAIN.
>> Lazlo: THANKS.
OH, HEY, EDWARD.
DID YOU ENJOY THE TOUR?
>> Edward: OH, YEAH, ABOUT THAT.
THANK YOU FOR SHOWING ME HOWNOT
TO CONDUCT A TOUR.
[ LAUGHING ]
>> Raj: WOW.
THAT WAS NOT VERY NICE.
>> Lazlo: I DON'T KNOW.
HEDID THANK US.
I'D BET IF WE DO A GOOD ENOUGH
JOB TOMORROW, WE COULD ACTUALLY
GET HIM TO LIKE IT.
[ ROOSTER CROWS ]
I TOLD YOU MISSING A NIGHT OF
SLEEP WOULD BE WORTH IT.
EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM, RIGHT?
>> Raj: [ Weakly ] AH, HA, HA.
>> All: [ Weakly ] AH, HA, HA.
>> Lazlo: ALL RIGHTY!
[ FIREWORKS LAUNCHING ]
>> All: "GET READY...
FOR EDWARD'S...
SPECTACULAR...
LEAKEY...
LAKE...
TOUR..."
>> Edward: ...EXTRAVAGANZA!
[ MOTOR REVS ]
NOW, LET'S TAKE THIS TOUR, BABY!
[ ALL CHEERING ]
NEXT STOP -- A TOUR THAT KICKS
LAZLO'S TOUR IN THE STOMACH AND
THEN LAUGHS IN ITS FACE.
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> Raj: LAZLO, I THINK WE JUST
LOST OUR TOUR BUSINESS.
>> Lazlo: NONSENSE, RAJ.
EDWARD OFFERED THEM VARIETY.
[ CHEERING AND LAUGHTER ]
>> Raj: YOU'RE NOT HELPING.
I STILL FEEL DEPRESSED.
>> Lazlo: EVERYBODY NEEDS
VARIETY, RAJ.
IN FACT, I BET WHEN THEY GET
BACK, THEY'LL HOP RIGHT BACK ON
OUR TOUR FOR A NICE CHANGE OF
PACE.
>> THAT WAS AMAZING.
>> Skip: I CAN'T BELIEVE I EVEN
WENT ON LAZLO'S TOUR.
>> Chip: WHO'S LAZLO?
>> FROM NOW ON, I AM ONLY GOING
ON EDWARD'S TOUR!
>> Edward: HEY, LAZLO, I'D LIKE
TO GIVE YOU A RIDE ON MY TOUR
BOAT, BUT I BET YOU'RE TOO BUSY
WITH ALL THE CUSTOMERS YOU HAVE.
[ LAUGHING ]
>> Raj: OKAY.
I AM TOTALLY DEPRESSED NOW.
>> Lazlo: THERE'S ONLY ONE THING
TO DO AT A TIME LIKE THIS.
>> Raj: WHAT?
>> Lazlo: 1...2...3...
POSITIVITY!
YAY!
I FEEL MUCH BETTER NOW!
>> Raj: LAZLO, I APPRECIATE YOUR
OPTIMISM, BUT NO ONE IN THEIR
RIGHT MIND WOULD EVER GO ON OUR
TOUR AGAIN.
>> Clam: UH, MY NOSE HURTS.
>> Lazlo: DON'T WORRY, GUYS.
WHY DON'T WE JUST TAKE EDWARD'S
TOUR?
I HEAR IT'S "MAGICAL."
>> Edward: ALL ABOARD!
>> Raj: I'M NOT GOING ON HIS
TOUR.
HE STOLE OUR BUSINESS.
>> Clam: THIEF!
>> Lazlo: I KNOW, GUYS.
IT'S NOT HEALTHY TO HOLD
GRUDGES.
AND BESIDES, EDWARD IS JUST WAY
BETTER THAN US AT GIVING TOURS.
THE SOONER WE ACCEPT THAT, THE
SOONER WE CAN FOCUS ON OUR TRUE
CALLING -- BEING TOURISTS.
SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY?
YOU WANT TO GO ON EDWARD'S TOUR?
ALL RIGHT. SUIT YOURSELVES.
WAIT UP, EDWARD!
I WANT TO RIDE!
>> Edward: WELL, LOOK WHO IT IS.
HEY, LAZLO, WHAT'S ORANGE,
UNEMPLOYED, AND NEEDS AN OIL
CHANGE?
YOU!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Lazlo: UH, THANKS, I GUESS.
>> Edward: NOW, LET'S TAKE THIS
TOUR, BABY!
>> Raj: WE DON'T NEED CUSTOMERS
TO GIVE TOURS -- OR LAZLO.
[ MOTOR SPUTTERS ]
>> Edward: NOBODY PANIC, BUT I
HOPE I CAN FIX THIS ENGINE
BEFORE THE SCARY LAKE FOG
DEVOURS US.
>> THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART OF
THE TOUR.
>> Lazlo: HEY, EDWARD, I'LL FIX
IT.
>> Edward: LAZLO, SIT DOWN!
>> Lazlo: BUT I'M FIXING YOUR
ENGINE.
>> Edward: THIS IS PART OF THE
TOUR, DUMMY.
YOU'RE RUINING IT!
>> Lazlo: SO YOUR ENGINE IS NOT
REALLY BROKEN?
>> Edward: DUH!
IT'S A DEVICE THAT PROFESSIONAL
TOUR GUIDES USE TO CREATE
SUSPENSE.
NOW, SIT DOWN!
>> All: SIT DOWN! SIT DOWN!
>> Lazlo: SORRY. PARDON ME.
DON'T MIND ME.
THAT'S RIGHT.
JUST PRETEND I'M NOT EVEN HERE.
>> Edward: NOW, WHERE WAS I?
OH, YEAH.
OH, NO, THE ENGINE'S OUT, AND
WE'RE BEING CONSUMED BY A
MYSTERIOUS MIST CLOUD.
LEAKEY-LAKE LEGEND HAS IT THAT
THE --
>> Lazlo: EDWARD, IS THIS PART
OF THE TOUR, TOO?
>> Edward: PIPE IT, LAZLO!
NOW, LEGEND HAS IT THAT THE M--
>> Lazlo: HOW DID YOU MAKE ALL
THIS MIST, EDWARD?
DO YOU HAVE A FOG MACHINE?
>> Edward: SHUT IT!
>> Lazlo: OH, LOOK, WE'RE OUT
OF THE MIST.
>> All: QUIET!
>> Edward: LEGEND HAS IT THAT
THE MIST IS HAUNTED BY
HEAD-SNATCHING SPIRITS, AND IT
LOOKS LIKE THEY GOT ME!
>> Lazlo: AAH!
>> Edward: GOTCHA!
JUST A LITTLE TOUR-GUIDE HUMOR
FOR YOU.
>> Lazlo: [ LAUGHING ]
WHOO!
OH, PHEW!
THAT WAS A GREAT JOKE, EDWARD.
>> IF LAZLO RUINS ONE MORE
THING, SO HELP ME...
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
>> Edward: OH, NO, FOLKS.
LOOKS LIKE I MADE A WRONG TURN
INTO PITCH-BLACK DARKNESS.
HOPE I CAN FIND MY WAY OUT
BEFORE THE ABOMINABLE CAVE
MONSTER GETS US.
>> Lazlo: DOES THIS HELP,
EDWARD?
LOOK, EVERYONE.
IT'S A BIG, MECHANICAL MONSTER.
>> THAT'S IT!
LET ME AT HIM!
>> NO, MAN, LOOK AT ME.
IT'S NOT WORTH IT.
COME ON.
LET'S JUST BAIL.
>> Edward: PHEW! WE MADE IT.
THAT WAS A LOT OF EXCITEMENT
BACK THERE.
WELL, IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE.
WE NOW HAVE REACHED THE SAFEST
PART OF THE TOUR.
[ ROARING MONOTONOUSLY ]
OH, NO, I SPOKE TO SOON.
>> Lazlo: DON'T WORRY, EDWARD.
I'LL PROTECT THE BOAT.
WOW, THAT WAS CLOSE.
YOUR TOUR ALMOST GOT RUINED BY
THAT GOOFY-LOOKING ROBOT
MONSTER.
>> OH, MAN!
>> Edward: FOR THOSE OF YOU
STILL ON THE BOAT, IF YOU LISTEN
CLOSELY, YOU CAN HEAR THE
SOUND --
>> Lazlo: HEAR IT!
I CAN TOTALLY HEAR THE ROCK
GROWING.
>> WE'RE SUPPOSED TO HEAR THE
MERMAIDS SINGING, YOU TWIT!
MAN, I'M OUT OF HERE.
>> Skip: YEAH, ME, TOO.
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
>> I CAN'T EVEN SWIM, AND I'M
GOING!
>> Lazlo: HEY, WHERE IS EVERYONE
GOING?
THE TOUR IS NOT OVER YET!
OH, WELL.
MORE FOR US.
[ BELL RINGS ]
OH, MY GOSH!
IS THIS PIRATE SHIP PART OF THE
TOUR, TOO?
>> Clam: ROCKS.
TREES.
HAROLD.
>> GOT ANY OPEN SEATS ON YOUR
TOUR?
>> Clam: SURE.
>> Raj: CLAM, LOOKS LIKE THE
JELLIES' LEAKEY-LAKE TOURS ARE
BACK IN BUSINESS.
WHOO-HOO!
>> Lazlo: [ LAUGHING ]
>> Edward: I CAN'T TAKE IT
ANYMORE!
I'M SO GLAD I HAD THIS
INSTALLED -- THE ANNOYING
TOURIST ESCAPE BUTTON.
LET'S PRESS THIS BUTTON, BABY!
>> Lazlo: WOW, EDWARD IS
PRETENDING TO ABANDON SHIP.
THIS TOUR JUST KEEPS GETTING
MORE AND MORE AMAZING!
>> Edward: MOVE OVER, BEAR.
I'M SITTING NEXT TO CHIP AND
SKIP.
STEP ON IT, SNACKY TRUNKS.
>> Raj: YES, SIR!
[ IMITATING MOTOR ]
>> Lazlo: I LOVE EDWARD'S TOUR!
[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
[ OVEN DINGS ]
>> Both: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
>> THEIR ENTRAILS ARE SPEAKING
TO ME!