ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR CAMP LAZLO.
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS WHO
MADE A FRIEND ♪
♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ L
>> ♪ A
>> ♪ Z-L-O
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO WENT TO
CAMP ♪
♪ AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> Chip: L-A-Z-L-O.
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> ♪ YO-DE-LAY-EE
>> AHH.
[ THUD ]
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
[ ENGINE SPUTTERING ]
>> COME ON. PLEASE, PLEASE.
[ CAR ALARM WAILING ]
[ SCREAMS ]
>> Lazlo: GOOD MORNING,
LAKE DWELLERS.
THERE'S NOTHING I LOVE MORE THAN
A LEAKEY LAKE SUNRISE.
[ ANGELIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
WOW.
>> AM I BLOCKING YOUR SUNRISE?
>> Lazlo: YOU'RE MORE BEAUTIFUL
THAN A SUNRISE.
WHO ARE YOU?
>> I'M THE MERMAID OF
LEAKEY LAKE.
>> Lazlo: A MERMAID?
WOW-WO-WO-WO-WO-WO-WO-WO-WO-AHH.
>> AND YOU'RE THE FRIENDLY BEAN
SCOUT WHO VISITS WITH THE LAKE
CREATURES EVERY MORNING.
>> JUST BEING NEIGHBORLY.
>> DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE.
THEY DON'T LIKE IT.
>> Lazlo: I DID NOT KNOW THAT.
THANKS.
>> OKAY. BYE-BYE.
>> Lazlo: WAIT!
CAN I SEE YOU AGAIN?
>> WELL, I NEVER DO THIS, BUT
YOU'RE SPECIAL.
MEET ME HERE AT SUNSET.
>> Raj: WHERE THE HECK IS LAZLO?
[ SQUIRRELS CHIRP ]
>> Lazlo: I'M IN LOVE WITH A
MERMAID!
>> Raj: THAT'S GREAT, DUDE.
>> Clam: WHAT DOES LOVE FEEL
LIKE?
>> Lazlo: LIKE THIS.
[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ MUSIC STOPS ]
WE'RE MEETING AGAIN TONIGHT AT
SUNSET.
>> Raj: SUNSET?
BUT THAT'S WHEN WE ROAST
MARSHMALLOWS.
>> Lazlo: PEOPLE IN LOVE DON'T
ROAST MARSHMALLOWS.
>> Raj: OH. I SEE.
CLAM AND I FOUND THE PERFECT
ROASTING STICK JUST FOR YOU.
BUT WHATEVER.
>> Clam: DO PEOPLE IN LOVE PLAY
KICKBALL?
>> Lazlo: NO.
>> Raj: AXIS AND OGRES?
>> Lazlo: NO.
>> Raj: WHATDO THEY DO?
>> Lazlo: COUNT EVERY SECOND
THEY'VE BEEN TOGETHER.
[ GASPS ]
IT'S OUR THREE-MINUTE
ANNIVERSARY!
[ CRYING ]
I MISS HER SO MUCH.
>> Raj: WHAT'S THAT?
>> Lazlo: A SCULPTURE OF MY
BELOVED.
I MADE IT OUT OF MY FROZEN
LOVE TEARS.
>> Raj: WHEN?
>> Lazlo: JUST NOW, WHEN YOU
WEREN'T LOOKING.
LOVE GIVES ME FOCUS.
>> Raj: YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY
BLOWING US OFF FOR A MERMAID,
ARE YOU?
>> Lazlo: I'M SORRY, RAJ.
I HEAR WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
BUT I CAN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD,
'CAUSE I'M IN LOVE.
AND I GOTTA GET READY FOR
MY SUNSET RENDEZVOUS...
WITH A MERMAID.
MERMAIDS ARE PICKY ABOUT THEIR
MEN.
DOES SHE WANT...
[ Scandinavian accent ] A
SENSITIVE MAN WITH A WANDERING
SOUL?
[ British accent ] OR A
SOPHISTICATED RENAISSANCE MAN?
[ Southern accent ] MAYBE SHE
WANTS SOMEONE SAFE BUT EDGY.
NAH.
I SHOULD JUST BE MYSELF.
DON'T YOU THINK, FELLAS?
>> Raj: IF BEING YOURSELF MEANS
PLAYING WITH US.
>> Lazlo: YOU'RE RIGHT, RAJ.
I NEED TO GET HER A GIFT.
[ SPURS CLANK ]
[ HORSE WHINNIES ]
>> Clam: FEELINGS HURT.
>> Raj: OH, HE'S DEFINITELY
BLOWING US OFF.
>> Lazlo: [ HUMMING ]
SHE'LL LIKE THIS.
[ RUSTLING ]
[ FANFARE ]
HEY, NICE SANDCASTLE.
>> Raj: WE MADE IT WHEN YOU
WEREN'T LOOKING.
>> Clam: FRIENDSHIP GIVES US
FOCUS.
>> Raj: NOW, STAY IN THERE UNTIL
YOU'RE READY TO PLAY WITH US.
>> Lazlo: COME ON, GUYS.
MY LOVE IS STRONGER THAN SAND.
[ RUMBLING ]
>> Raj: IS IT STRONGER THAN
REINFORCED STEEL?
>> Lazlo: [ WHIMPERS ]
>> Raj: NOW I AM GOING TO FIND
YOUR MERMAID AND END THIS AFFAIR
ONCE AND FOR ALL.
>> Lazlo: RAJ!
NO!
[ POP! ]
>> Lazlo: UGH.
FIVE MINUTES?
GUARD!
I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE.
I'VE GOT A DATE WITH A MERMAID.
MERMAID?
>> Raj: NO.
>> Lazlo: DID YOU SEE HER?
>> Raj: YEP.
>> Lazlo: DID YOU TALK TO HER?
>> Raj: UH-HUH.
>> Lazlo: WELL?
>> Raj: WELL...
I LOVE HER, TOO, DUDE!
>> Lazlo: WHAT?!
>> Clam: HOW DOES LOVE FEEL?
>> Raj: LIKE THIS.
[ JACK-IN-THE-BOX MUSIC PLAYS ]
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
SHE SAID I WAS SPECIAL, AND SHE
WANTS TO MEET ME AT SUNSET.
>> Lazlo: SHE SAIDI WAS
SPECIAL, AND SHE WANTS TO MEET
ME AT SUNSET.
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
>> Raj: WE BOTH CAN'T MEET HER
AT SUNSET.
>> Lazlo: WHOEVER'S THE MOST
SPECIAL SHOULD MEET HER.
>> Raj: SO THAT'S ME.
>> Lazlo: NO, IT'S ME, RAJ.
>> Clam: CONTEST.
>> Lazlo: GREAT IDEA.
A FRIENDLY COMPETION TO PROVE
WHO'S MERMAID-WORTHY.
>> Raj: MAY THE BEST JELLY WIN.
[ DING! DING! DING! ]
>> Lazlo: MERMAIDSLOVE TO TALK
ABOUT THEIR FEELINGS.
SEE THAT CAMPER OVER THERE?
HE'S GOT A LOT ON HIS MIND.
LET'S SEE WHO'S THE BETTER
LISTENER.
WHAT'S THE MATTER, SAMSON?
>> Raj: ANYTHING YOU WANT TO
TALK ABOUT?
>> WELL, SINCE YOU ASKED...
I FEEL SO --
>> Raj: AAAAH!
THESE EARPLUGS DON'T HELP AT
ALL!
[ HUFFS ]
YOU WIN THIS ROUND, LAZLO.
>> LONELY.
[ DING! DING! DING! DING! ]
>> Raj: MERMAIDS LOVE TO HEAR
ABOUTYOUR FEELINGS.
YOU CANNOT BE AFRAID TO EXPRESS
YOURSELF.
READY, LAZLO?
>> Lazlo: [ CLEARS THROAT ]
"PRETTY MERMAID IN THE LAKE,
LOVE ME, OR MY HEART WILL BREAK.
PRETTY MERMAID IN THE --"
>> Raj: MY TURN!
HIT IT, HARRY.
[ MID-TEMPO RHYTHM PLAYS ]
[ SPLASH! SPLASH! SPLASH! ]
[ DING! DING! DING! DING! ]
I WIN!
>> Lazlo: NO.
IT'S A TIE, WHICH MEANS...
>> Clam: TIE BREAKER.
[ WATER GURGLING, SLOSHING ]
[ CREAKING ]
>> Edward: WHAT GIVES?
>> Skip: LAZLO AND RAJ ARE IN
LOVE WITH A MERMAID.
>> Chip: WHOEVER CAN HOLD HIS
BREATH THE LONGEST GETS TO MEET
HER AT SUNSET.
[ DING! ]
>> Edward: STEP RIGHT UP.
PLACE YOUR BETS.
WHICH LOVEBIRD WILL WIN THE
MERMAID?
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> Lazlo: [ STRAING ]
>> Raj: [ STRAING ]
>> Lazlo: [ STRAING ]
>> Raj: [ STRAING ]
>> Lazlo: [ STRAING ]
>> Raj: [ GASPING ]
>> Lazlo: [ STRAING ]
MERMAID.
YOU'RE EARLY.
>> I COULDN'T WAIT TILL SUNSET.
>> Lazlo: [ GRUNTS ]
THANKS FOR CHOOSING ME, MERMAID.
[ SLOW ORCHESTRA MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Raj: THANKS FOR CHOOSING ME
OVER THE MONKEY.
>> Lazlo: I LOVE YOU, MERMAID.
>> Raj: I LOVE YOU, TOO,
MERMAID.
>> Edward: UH!
>> Clam: PULLING THE PLUG.
[ DRAIN GURGLES ]
>> Raj: [ GRUNTS ]
>> Lazlo: YOU'RE NOT MERMAID.
>> Raj: YOU'RE NOT MERMAID.
>> Edward: THERE WAS NO MERMAID.
YOU GUYS HELD YOUR BREATH SO
LONG, YOU WENT BONKERS.
WHICH IS WHAT I BET ON, SO I
WIN.
>> Lazlo: HE'S RIGHT.
WE DID GO BONKERS.
I'M SORRY I LET THE MERMAID COME
BETWEEN US.
>> Raj: I'M SORRY, TOO, LAZLO.
>> Lazlo: I LOVE YOU, RAJ.
>> Raj: I LOVE YOU, TOO, DUDE!
>> Clam: LOVES!
>> Lazlo: [ LAUGHS ]
THAT'S RIGHT, CLAM.
WITH FRIENDS LIKE US, WHO NEEDS
MERMAID?
[ SQUIRRELS CHIRP ]
[ ANGELIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> All: MERMAID.
[ FROG CROAKS ]
>> [ FARTS ]
[ ALL GROAN ]
>> Raj: SHE LOOKED BETTER
UNDERWATER.
>> COME ALONG, SAMSON.
>> CHECK ME OUT, GUYS.
>> [ BELCHES ]
>> SHE SAID I WAS SPECIAL.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ SMOOCH! ]
HERE'S THE MAIL
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS.
>> Lumpus: EH, THE RELENTLESS,
RELENTLESS MAIL JUST KEEPS ON
COMING.
EH, WHAT'S THIS?
CARE PACKAGE FOR EDWARD, HUH?
[ SNIFFS ]
WELL, IT'S MY DUTY TO INSPECT
THIS.
JUST AS I SUSPECTED -- SWEETS.
>> Lazlo: AND SWEETS AREN'T
ALLOWED AT CAMP KIDNEY, ARE
THEY?
>> Lumpus: NOPE.
GOT TO CONFISCATE IT.
HEAVEN FORBID WE HAVE ANY FUN
HERE.