1 00:00:02,500 --> 00:00:03,830 ATTENTION, CAMPERS. 2 00:00:03,930 --> 00:00:06,840 IT'S TIME FOR CAMP LAZLO. 3 00:00:06,940 --> 00:00:07,900 >> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS WHO 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:08,670 MADE A FRIEND ♪ 5 00:00:08,770 --> 00:00:10,070 ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O 6 00:00:10,170 --> 00:00:11,410 ♪ L-A-Z-L-O 7 00:00:11,510 --> 00:00:11,940 >> ♪ L 8 00:00:12,040 --> 00:00:12,680 >> ♪ A 9 00:00:12,780 --> 00:00:13,610 >> ♪ Z-L-O 10 00:00:13,710 --> 00:00:16,580 >> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O 11 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:18,980 >> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O 12 00:00:19,080 --> 00:00:20,420 >> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO WENT TO 13 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:21,250 CAMP ♪ 14 00:00:21,350 --> 00:00:22,520 ♪ AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O 15 00:00:22,620 --> 00:00:23,950 >> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O 16 00:00:24,050 --> 00:00:25,790 >> Chip: L-A-Z-L-O. 17 00:00:25,890 --> 00:00:28,790 >> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O 18 00:00:28,890 --> 00:00:33,090 ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O 19 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:37,530 >> ♪ YO-DE-LAY-EE 20 00:00:37,530 --> 00:00:39,500 >> Lazlo: MUD! 21 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:44,140 LAST ONE IN IS A ROTTEN EGG! 22 00:00:44,140 --> 00:00:45,940 >> Edward: MARCO. 23 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:46,910 >> All: POLO. 24 00:00:47,010 --> 00:00:48,540 >> Edward: MARCO. 25 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:49,780 >> Clam: POLO. 26 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:51,550 >> Edward: MARCO! 27 00:00:51,650 --> 00:00:52,820 >> Skip: POLO. 28 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:55,550 >> Lumpus: WILL YOUPLEASE KEEP 29 00:00:55,650 --> 00:00:57,050 IT DOWN OUT THERE?! 30 00:00:57,150 --> 00:01:00,490 >> Raj: GERONIMO! 31 00:01:00,590 --> 00:01:01,820 >> Lumpus: [ GRUNTS ] 32 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:03,160 [ INDISTINCT CHATTER ] 33 00:01:03,260 --> 00:01:04,960 DON'T YOU KIDS HAVE ANYTHING 34 00:01:05,060 --> 00:01:06,730 BETTER TO DO THAN FROLIC IN 35 00:01:06,830 --> 00:01:08,700 THE MUCK AROUND HERE?! 36 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:10,500 >> All: NO. 37 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:11,770 >> Lumpus: NEH! 38 00:01:11,870 --> 00:01:13,440 DAAH! 39 00:01:13,540 --> 00:01:14,440 >> Lazlo: WOW. 40 00:01:14,540 --> 00:01:16,510 SOMEBODY NEEDS A LITTLE LAZLO IN 41 00:01:16,610 --> 00:01:17,470 THEIR DAY. 42 00:01:17,570 --> 00:01:21,780 I BETTER GO TALK TO HIM. 43 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:23,750 YOUR DOOR'S OPEN. 44 00:01:23,850 --> 00:01:26,450 LAZLO CALLING. 45 00:01:26,550 --> 00:01:27,850 >> Lumpus: I'M SICK OF IT! 46 00:01:27,950 --> 00:01:29,050 EVERY DAY IS THE SAME! 47 00:01:29,150 --> 00:01:31,450 >> Lazlo: I'M, UH, WALKING UP 48 00:01:31,550 --> 00:01:32,790 YOUR STAIRS NOW. 49 00:01:32,890 --> 00:01:34,460 >> Lumpus: THIS JOB IS NOTHING 50 00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:35,160 BUT BORING. 51 00:01:35,260 --> 00:01:36,590 >> Lazlo: UH, THIS COULD BE 52 00:01:36,690 --> 00:01:38,060 CONSIDERED EAVESDROPPING NOW. 53 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:39,630 >> Lumpus: THE FOOD STINKS. 54 00:01:39,730 --> 00:01:40,630 THE CAMPERS STINK. 55 00:01:40,730 --> 00:01:42,900 AND FURTHERMORE, IHATE 56 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:45,070 CAMP KIDNEY! 57 00:01:45,170 --> 00:01:46,130 >> Lazlo: [ LAUGHS ] 58 00:01:46,230 --> 00:01:47,470 HOW COULD ANYONE HATE 59 00:01:47,570 --> 00:01:48,240 CAMP KIDNEY? 60 00:01:48,340 --> 00:01:49,770 >> Lumpus: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN 61 00:01:49,870 --> 00:01:50,540 MY BOUDOIR? 62 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:51,870 >> Lazlo: I THOUGHT THIS WAS 63 00:01:51,970 --> 00:01:52,710 YOUR BEDROOM. 64 00:01:52,810 --> 00:01:54,010 >> Lumpus: WHAT DO YOU WANT? 65 00:01:54,110 --> 00:01:55,740 >> Lazlo: I'VE COME TO CHEER YOU 66 00:01:55,740 --> 00:01:56,180 UP. 67 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:59,080 [ SINGING ] 68 00:01:59,180 --> 00:02:00,050 HOW AM I DOING? 69 00:02:00,150 --> 00:02:01,650 >> Slinkman: UH, I'LL BE 70 00:02:01,750 --> 00:02:02,650 DOWNSTAIRS, SIR. 71 00:02:02,750 --> 00:02:04,190 >> Lumpus: YOU WANT TO HEAR WHY 72 00:02:04,290 --> 00:02:05,690 I HATE CAMP KIDNEY, BOY? 73 00:02:05,790 --> 00:02:07,190 >> Lazlo: SOUNDS LIKE FUN. 74 00:02:07,290 --> 00:02:09,120 >> Lumpus: YOU SEE THIS PILE OF 75 00:02:09,220 --> 00:02:09,930 BILLS? 76 00:02:10,030 --> 00:02:11,490 WELL, I GOTTA TAKE CARE OF THEM. 77 00:02:11,590 --> 00:02:12,830 >> Lazlo: SOUNDS LIKE FUN. 78 00:02:12,930 --> 00:02:14,460 >> Slinkman: ACTUALLY, SIR,I DO 79 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:15,230 THE BILLING. 80 00:02:15,330 --> 00:02:16,630 >> Lumpus: YEAH, WELL, I HAVE TO 81 00:02:16,730 --> 00:02:17,630 ORGANIZE THE BILLS. 82 00:02:17,730 --> 00:02:18,730 >> Slinkman: NO, SIR. 83 00:02:18,830 --> 00:02:19,600 I DO THAT, TOO. 84 00:02:19,700 --> 00:02:20,840 >> Lazlo: SOUNDS LIKE FUN. 85 00:02:20,940 --> 00:02:22,270 >> Lumpus: I'LL SHOW YOU SOME 86 00:02:22,270 --> 00:02:23,510 FUN! 87 00:02:23,610 --> 00:02:24,770 I'VE BEEN WRITING THIS BOOK 88 00:02:24,870 --> 00:02:26,170 SINCE I GOT TO THIS NIGHTMARE OF 89 00:02:26,270 --> 00:02:26,880 A CAMP. 90 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:28,540 IT'S CALLED "WHY I HATE 91 00:02:28,640 --> 00:02:29,610 CAMP KIDNEY." 92 00:02:29,710 --> 00:02:31,680 CHAPTER ONE -- "LICE, PINKEYE, 93 00:02:31,780 --> 00:02:32,780 AND WHING." 94 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:34,720 "THE BEAN SCOUTS ARRIVE..." 95 00:02:34,820 --> 00:02:37,050 CHAPTER 12 -- "MY CABIN." 96 00:02:37,150 --> 00:02:38,790 "A PILE OF STICKS, A COUPLE OF 97 00:02:38,890 --> 00:02:40,520 RUGS -- THE MUSTY TOMB WHERE I 98 00:02:40,620 --> 00:02:41,860 LAY MY WEARY HEAD." 99 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:43,790 >> Lazlo: SOUNDS LIKE FUN. 100 00:02:43,890 --> 00:02:45,830 >> Lumpus: CHAPTER 72 -- "CAMP 101 00:02:45,930 --> 00:02:46,560 FOOD." 102 00:02:46,660 --> 00:02:47,660 "TASTELESS..." 103 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:48,800 >> Lazlo: YOU'RE RIGHT. 104 00:02:48,900 --> 00:02:51,070 I HATE CAMP KIDNEY. 105 00:02:51,170 --> 00:02:52,070 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 106 00:02:52,170 --> 00:02:53,200 >> Raj: HERE COMES LAZLO. 107 00:02:53,300 --> 00:02:55,070 HE WILL LOVE THIS. 108 00:02:55,170 --> 00:02:57,040 >> Clam: DO SOUND EFFECT. 109 00:02:57,140 --> 00:03:01,810 >> Raj: [ SQUISHING ] 110 00:03:01,910 --> 00:03:06,820 [ LAUGHS ] 111 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:08,820 UM...LAZ? 112 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:10,550 THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST SOUND I 113 00:03:10,650 --> 00:03:11,750 HAVE MADE ALL SUMMER. 114 00:03:11,850 --> 00:03:12,750 WHAT IS WRONG? 115 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:14,220 >> Lazlo: LUMPUS IS RIGHT. 116 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:15,990 THEREARE NO MORE LAUGHS AT 117 00:03:16,090 --> 00:03:17,660 CAMP KIDNEY. 118 00:03:17,660 --> 00:03:18,290 EH. 119 00:03:18,390 --> 00:03:19,930 TURN OFF THE LIGHT, WOULD YA, 120 00:03:19,930 --> 00:03:20,300 KID? 121 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:21,160 >> Raj: YEESH. 122 00:03:21,260 --> 00:03:23,530 THIS IS NOT A FUN, NEW GAME. 123 00:03:23,630 --> 00:03:24,930 >> Slinkman: GOOD MORNING, 124 00:03:25,030 --> 00:03:25,700 CAMPERS. 125 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:27,100 WELL, WE'VE OFFICIALLY RUN OUT 126 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:28,000 OF ACTIVITIES. 127 00:03:28,100 --> 00:03:29,770 IF ANYONE HAS ANY IDEAS, LET ME 128 00:03:29,870 --> 00:03:30,810 KNOW IMMEDIATELY. 129 00:03:30,910 --> 00:03:31,410 THANK YOU. 130 00:03:31,510 --> 00:03:32,610 >> Lumpus: [ SCOFFS ] 131 00:03:32,710 --> 00:03:33,580 TYPICAL. 132 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:35,810 GOOD LUCK, SLINKMAN. 133 00:03:35,910 --> 00:03:39,820 >> Lazlo: [ COUGHING, GAGGING ] 134 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:41,020 >> Lumpus: NOW, WHERE DIDYOU 135 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:41,820 COME FROM?! 136 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:42,950 SHOULDN'T YOU BE DOING ONE OF 137 00:03:43,050 --> 00:03:44,720 YOURSTUPID ACTIVITIES OR 138 00:03:44,820 --> 00:03:46,690 LIFTING SOMEONE'S SPIRITS OR 139 00:03:46,790 --> 00:03:47,260 SOMETHING? 140 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:48,590 >> Lazlo: WHY BOTHER? 141 00:03:48,690 --> 00:03:49,260 CAMP STINKS. 142 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:50,960 FROM NOW ON, I'M WITH YOU. 143 00:03:51,060 --> 00:03:52,190 >> Lumpus: WHATEVER. 144 00:03:52,290 --> 00:03:53,000 SUIT YOURSELF. 145 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:54,260 >> ALL: ♪ ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR 146 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:55,760 BOAT, GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM ♪ 147 00:03:55,860 --> 00:03:57,200 >> Lumpus: LOOK AT THESE CLOWNS. 148 00:03:57,300 --> 00:03:58,600 >> ALL: ♪ MERRILY, MERRILY, 149 00:03:58,700 --> 00:03:59,330 MERRILY, MERRILY ♪ 150 00:03:59,430 --> 00:04:00,670 ♪ LIFE IS BUT A DREAM 151 00:04:00,770 --> 00:04:02,170 >> Lazlo: CHEER UP, WHY DON'T 152 00:04:02,170 --> 00:04:02,810 YA? 153 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:04,840 >> Lumpus: YEAH, CHEER UP. 154 00:04:04,940 --> 00:04:06,580 >> Lazlo: CHECK OUT THIS PIECE 155 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:08,740 OF WORK. 156 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:10,180 >> Lumpus: HEY! 157 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:11,950 WHY THE LONG FACE? 158 00:04:12,050 --> 00:04:12,980 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 159 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:15,750 >> Lazlo: GOOD ONE. 160 00:04:15,850 --> 00:04:17,050 >> Lumpus: MOVE ALONG. 161 00:04:17,150 --> 00:04:19,020 >> [ SOBBING ] 162 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:20,260 >> Edward: [ WHISTLING ] 163 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:21,890 >> Lazlo: WATCH THIS. 164 00:04:21,990 --> 00:04:23,190 DOOFUS SAYS "WHAT." 165 00:04:23,290 --> 00:04:24,790 >> Edward: WHAT? 166 00:04:24,890 --> 00:04:26,130 AAAH! 167 00:04:26,230 --> 00:04:28,700 REAL MATURE, LAZLO. 168 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:29,900 >> Lumpus: [ CHUCKLES ] 169 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:30,370 GOOD ONE. 170 00:04:30,470 --> 00:04:31,100 HA HA. 171 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:32,270 >> Lazlo: YUCK. 172 00:04:32,370 --> 00:04:33,740 THIS SODA'S FLAT. 173 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:35,740 >> Lumpus: WHAT ELSE IS NEW? 174 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:37,070 >> Lazlo: YOU MIND? 175 00:04:37,170 --> 00:04:38,740 YOU'RE BLOCKING MY SUN. 176 00:04:38,840 --> 00:04:40,680 >> Raj: ARE YOU COMING TO PLAY 177 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:42,240 "GUESS THAT SMELL" WITH US? 178 00:04:42,350 --> 00:04:43,980 >> Lazlo: ARE YOU KIDDING? 179 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:45,780 NO GAMES ARE GONNA MAKE THIS 180 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:46,950 CAMP ANY MORE FUN. 181 00:04:47,050 --> 00:04:48,920 I'M GONNA WAIT OUT THIS TIRESOME 182 00:04:49,020 --> 00:04:51,020 SUMMER WITH THIS GUY. 183 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:54,920 >> Both: O-KAY. 184 00:04:55,020 --> 00:04:57,830 >> Raj: VERY STRANGE. 185 00:04:57,930 --> 00:04:59,660 [ INDISTINCT CHATTER ] 186 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:01,730 >> Skip: I DECLARE THIS PIE THE 187 00:05:01,830 --> 00:05:02,800 BEST PIE EVER. 188 00:05:02,900 --> 00:05:04,200 >> Chip: INDUBITABLY. 189 00:05:04,300 --> 00:05:05,870 >> Lumpus: McMUESLI, DON'T MAKE 190 00:05:05,970 --> 00:05:07,240 ME WAIT FOR MY SECOND CUP OF 191 00:05:07,340 --> 00:05:08,670 DECAF. 192 00:05:08,770 --> 00:05:10,640 >> COMING RIGHT UP. 193 00:05:10,740 --> 00:05:14,340 >> Lazlo: [ CLEARS THROAT ] 194 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:15,810 >> Raj: LAZLO, WHAT IS 195 00:05:15,910 --> 00:05:17,080 HAPPENING DOWN HERE? 196 00:05:17,180 --> 00:05:18,810 YOU DON'T WANT ANY PIE, YET 197 00:05:18,910 --> 00:05:20,350 YOU'RE GOING TO DRINK THAT 198 00:05:20,450 --> 00:05:23,050 DISGUSTING BEAN JUICE? 199 00:05:23,150 --> 00:05:26,320 BUT YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE COFFEE. 200 00:05:26,420 --> 00:05:28,260 >> CREAM OR SUGAR? 201 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:31,090 >> Lazlo: NAH. 202 00:05:31,190 --> 00:05:32,030 [ BOTH GRUNT ] 203 00:05:32,130 --> 00:05:33,400 >> Raj: SEE? I TOLD YOU. 204 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:34,330 NOW, COME ON. 205 00:05:34,430 --> 00:05:35,800 >> Lazlo: TOO HOT. 206 00:05:35,900 --> 00:05:37,070 >> Lumpus: TOO HOT. 207 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:38,830 SLINKY. 208 00:05:38,930 --> 00:05:40,440 BLOW ON IT, WOULD YA? 209 00:05:40,540 --> 00:05:42,400 I ALMOST BURNED MY WITTLE 210 00:05:42,500 --> 00:05:43,210 MOUTHY. 211 00:05:43,310 --> 00:05:48,240 >> Slinkman: OH, YES, SIR. 212 00:05:48,340 --> 00:05:50,380 >> Lumpus: YOU COOLED HIS FIRST! 213 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:51,980 I'M THE ONE WHO ASKED FOR HELP! 214 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:53,350 >> Lazlo: THAT'S A GOOD CUP OF 215 00:05:53,450 --> 00:05:54,720 COFFEE. 216 00:05:54,820 --> 00:05:57,850 >> Raj: VERY WEIRD. 217 00:05:57,950 --> 00:05:58,850 >> Lumpus: HA! 218 00:05:58,950 --> 00:06:00,760 SLINKMAN BLOWS ONHIS COFFEE 219 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:01,820 BEFORE MINE? 220 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:03,960 THAT KID IS STARTING TO CRAMP MY 221 00:06:04,060 --> 00:06:05,830 STYLE. 222 00:06:05,930 --> 00:06:07,130 >> GOOD NIGHT, MR. LUMPUS. 223 00:06:07,230 --> 00:06:08,860 >> Lazlo: WHAT'S SO GOOD ABOUT 224 00:06:08,860 --> 00:06:10,330 IT? 225 00:06:10,430 --> 00:06:11,370 >> Lumpus: HUH. 226 00:06:11,470 --> 00:06:14,170 I'M STARTING TO HEAR THINGS. 227 00:06:14,270 --> 00:06:15,940 >> Lazlo: WAIT A MINUTE. 228 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:17,340 >> Lumpus: HUH? 229 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:19,210 >> Lazlo: I'M TOO LAZY TO WALK 230 00:06:19,310 --> 00:06:22,950 BACK TO MY CABIN. 231 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:23,750 [ CLUNK ] 232 00:06:23,850 --> 00:06:25,080 >> Lumpus: YEAH, WE HAD A NICE 233 00:06:25,180 --> 00:06:26,350 LAZY DAY TOGETHER, BUT COME 234 00:06:26,450 --> 00:06:27,150 ON -- 235 00:06:27,250 --> 00:06:28,450 >> Lazlo: WOULD YOU PLEASE CARRY 236 00:06:28,450 --> 00:06:29,150 ME? 237 00:06:29,250 --> 00:06:30,050 >> Lumpus: ♪ WHEN THE BOUGH 238 00:06:30,150 --> 00:06:32,960 BREAKS, THE CRADLE WILL FALL ♪ 239 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:34,960 ♪ AND OFF GOES THE BABY 240 00:06:35,060 --> 00:06:36,160 OUT OF MY LIFE! 241 00:06:36,260 --> 00:06:37,160 [ GLASS BREAKS ] 242 00:06:37,260 --> 00:06:38,330 [ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ] 243 00:06:38,430 --> 00:06:40,130 >> Lazlo: THERE'S NOTHING TO DO 244 00:06:40,230 --> 00:06:40,960 AROUND HERE. 245 00:06:41,060 --> 00:06:43,000 BORING. BORING. 246 00:06:43,100 --> 00:06:44,800 SLINKMAN, HELP ME OUT HERE. 247 00:06:44,900 --> 00:06:46,370 >> Lumpus: SLINKMAN'S BUSY. 248 00:06:46,470 --> 00:06:49,040 ALLOWME TO HELP YOU OUT. 249 00:06:49,140 --> 00:06:50,040 [ CLUNK ] 250 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:51,410 HUH! 251 00:06:51,510 --> 00:06:55,510 [ TOILET FLUSHES ] 252 00:06:55,610 --> 00:06:57,080 YAWN. 253 00:06:57,180 --> 00:06:59,130 [ MUTTERING ] 254 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:04,150 >> Lazlo: WOW. 255 00:07:04,250 --> 00:07:05,490 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU 256 00:07:05,590 --> 00:07:07,120 TRIMMED YOUR TOENAILS? 257 00:07:07,220 --> 00:07:09,260 SCRATCHY. 258 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:10,890 >> Lumpus: AAH! 259 00:07:10,890 --> 00:07:12,390 YOU! 260 00:07:12,490 --> 00:07:14,330 [ GRUNTS ] 261 00:07:14,430 --> 00:07:16,200 [ MUTTERING ] 262 00:07:16,300 --> 00:07:17,000 >> Raj: CLAM? 263 00:07:17,100 --> 00:07:17,900 >> Clam: YEAH? 264 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,340 >> Raj: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO 265 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:20,470 WITHOUT LAZLO'S OVERLY 266 00:07:20,570 --> 00:07:22,940 OPTIMISTIC SUGGESTIONS. 267 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:23,810 >> Clam: LOST. 268 00:07:23,910 --> 00:07:24,340 >> Raj: YES. 269 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:28,480 VERY LOST. 270 00:07:28,580 --> 00:07:29,350 >> Lumpus: HEY! 271 00:07:29,450 --> 00:07:30,810 YOU TWO ARE FRIENDS WITH THAT 272 00:07:30,910 --> 00:07:31,950 MONKEY THING, AREN'T YA? 273 00:07:32,050 --> 00:07:32,950 >> Both: YES. 274 00:07:33,050 --> 00:07:34,780 >> Lumpus: NOW HE'S DRIVING ME 275 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:35,550 NUTS. 276 00:07:35,650 --> 00:07:37,350 HE'S CRANKY, HE'S SELFISH,AND 277 00:07:37,450 --> 00:07:38,790 HE'S LAZY. 278 00:07:38,890 --> 00:07:40,490 AND I LIKE TO BE THE ONLY GUY 279 00:07:40,590 --> 00:07:42,090 LIKE THAT AROUND HERE. 280 00:07:42,190 --> 00:07:44,030 YOU GOTTA HELP ME GET HIM BACK 281 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:46,300 TO THE WAY HE WAS! 282 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:47,960 >> Raj: DID YOU HEAR THAT? 283 00:07:48,060 --> 00:07:49,270 SOMEONE IS GIVING US AN 284 00:07:49,370 --> 00:07:50,570 OPTIMISTIC SUGGESTION. 285 00:07:50,670 --> 00:07:51,830 >> Clam: SAVED. 286 00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:53,500 >> Raj: LAZLO JUST SEEMS TO HAVE 287 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:55,370 FORGOTTEN WHAT FUN IS ABOUT AT 288 00:07:55,470 --> 00:07:56,240 CAMP KIDNEY. 289 00:07:56,340 --> 00:07:58,110 I HAVE A PLAN. 290 00:07:58,210 --> 00:07:59,110 [ ROOSTER CROWS ] 291 00:07:59,210 --> 00:08:00,580 >> Lumpus: WHY, GOOD MORNING, 292 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:01,310 SCOUTS. 293 00:08:01,410 --> 00:08:02,840 WHAT SORT OF FUN ARE WE UP TO 294 00:08:02,950 --> 00:08:05,250 TODAY? 295 00:08:05,350 --> 00:08:07,120 >> Raj: WE ARE PLAYING ONE OF 296 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:09,050 LAZLO'S FAVORITE GAMES -- 297 00:08:09,150 --> 00:08:12,090 "IMAGINARY CAB DRIVER." 298 00:08:12,190 --> 00:08:14,220 >> Lazlo: BORING. 299 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:15,820 >> Lumpus: SOUNDS CHARMING. 300 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:17,390 LET'S PLAY. 301 00:08:17,490 --> 00:08:19,300 LAZLO, ISN'T THIS FUN? 302 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:21,500 WE'RE RIDING IN A CAB AROUND 303 00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:22,600 CAMP KIDNEY. 304 00:08:22,700 --> 00:08:23,870 >> Both: LONDON. 305 00:08:23,970 --> 00:08:25,100 >> Lumpus: AH, YES. 306 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:26,400 JOLLY OLD LONDON. 307 00:08:26,500 --> 00:08:29,140 LOOK, THERE'S BUCKINGHAM PALACE. 308 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:31,340 >> Raj: BONG. BONG. 309 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:32,480 >> Lazlo: NO. 310 00:08:32,580 --> 00:08:34,440 THOSE ARE THE STINKY, OLD 311 00:08:34,540 --> 00:08:36,310 LATRINES IN STINKY, OLD 312 00:08:36,410 --> 00:08:37,410 CAMP KIDNEY. 313 00:08:37,510 --> 00:08:39,150 >> Lumpus: This isn't working. 314 00:08:39,250 --> 00:08:40,550 >> Raj: I have other ideas. 315 00:08:40,650 --> 00:08:42,480 >> Clam: BEEP, BEEP! 316 00:08:42,580 --> 00:08:43,290 >> Raj: LAZLO. 317 00:08:43,390 --> 00:08:44,620 HERE'S ANOTHER GAME I KNOW YOU 318 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:45,520 LOVE. 319 00:08:45,620 --> 00:08:47,990 WALK AROUND THE CABIN WITHOUT 320 00:08:48,090 --> 00:08:49,520 TOUCHING THE FLOOR. 321 00:08:49,620 --> 00:08:51,860 >> Clam: NO TOUCHING. 322 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:54,130 >> Lumpus: WELL, THAT LOOKS 323 00:08:54,230 --> 00:08:55,900 LIKE LOADS OF FUN. 324 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:57,130 COME ON, KID. 325 00:08:57,230 --> 00:08:59,000 THIS'LL BE GREAT. 326 00:08:59,100 --> 00:09:00,100 HE HE HA. 327 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:03,410 >> Raj: WHEE-HEE-HEE-HEE! 328 00:09:03,510 --> 00:09:05,410 >> Lumpus: LOOK, LAZLO, I'M 329 00:09:05,510 --> 00:09:07,240 HAVING FUN. 330 00:09:07,340 --> 00:09:08,540 UH-OH. 331 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:09,240 [ THUD ] 332 00:09:09,350 --> 00:09:10,110 >> Lazlo: GUYS, I NEED A 333 00:09:10,210 --> 00:09:11,610 10-LETTER WORD FOR "SNOOZE 334 00:09:11,710 --> 00:09:12,380 TOWN." 335 00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:16,220 OH, I KNOW -- "CAMP KIDNEY." 336 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:18,150 >> Raj: HOT-DOG BADMINTON? 337 00:09:18,250 --> 00:09:19,520 >> Lazlo: PLEASE. 338 00:09:19,620 --> 00:09:21,160 >> Clam: DANCE CONTEST? 339 00:09:21,260 --> 00:09:23,260 >> Lazlo: [ SNORING ] 340 00:09:23,360 --> 00:09:24,660 >> Raj: NAME THAT TREE. 341 00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:25,990 >> Clam: SURELY. 342 00:09:26,090 --> 00:09:27,900 >> Lazlo: YOU GUYS JUST DON'T 343 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:28,630 GET IT. 344 00:09:28,730 --> 00:09:30,430 LUMPUS HAS SHOWN ME THE LIGHT. 345 00:09:30,530 --> 00:09:34,670 THIS PLACE STINKS. 346 00:09:34,670 --> 00:09:36,440 >> Lumpus: ARE WE REALLY THAT 347 00:09:36,540 --> 00:09:37,170 BORING? 348 00:09:37,270 --> 00:09:39,310 >> Raj: [ SIGHS ] 349 00:09:39,410 --> 00:09:41,180 >> Clam: STICKS IN THE MUD. 350 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:42,410 >> Raj: THAT'S IT! 351 00:09:42,510 --> 00:09:43,480 >> Clam: YEP. 352 00:09:43,580 --> 00:09:44,950 STICKS IN THE MUD. 353 00:09:45,050 --> 00:09:45,680 >> Raj: NO. 354 00:09:45,780 --> 00:09:47,550 I'VE GOT A PLAN IKNOW WILL 355 00:09:47,650 --> 00:09:49,450 WORK. 356 00:09:49,550 --> 00:09:51,190 [ Singsong voice ] OH, LAZZIE. 357 00:09:51,290 --> 00:09:54,420 WE'RE MAKING MUD. 358 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:55,420 >> Lumpus: EH. 359 00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:56,230 HA HA. 360 00:09:56,330 --> 00:09:57,790 THIS IS SUCH A TREAT. 361 00:09:57,790 --> 00:09:58,490 HEE. 362 00:09:58,590 --> 00:10:01,330 SWIMMING IN A HOLE FULL OF MUD. 363 00:10:01,430 --> 00:10:02,700 [ SPLASH ] 364 00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:03,670 >> Clam: WHEE! 365 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,200 STROKE, STROKE, STROKE. 366 00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:06,330 >> Raj: [ LAUGHS ] 367 00:10:06,430 --> 00:10:07,570 WHAT FUN! 368 00:10:07,670 --> 00:10:08,540 >> Lumpus: YUCK. 369 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:09,410 >> Clam: FUN! 370 00:10:09,510 --> 00:10:11,310 >> Lazlo: YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG. 371 00:10:11,410 --> 00:10:13,040 >> Lumpus: THIS IS NEVER GONNA 372 00:10:13,140 --> 00:10:13,740 WORK. 373 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:15,380 NOTHING IN THIS CAMP IS THAT 374 00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:16,380 STINKING FUN. 375 00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:18,480 AND NOTHING WILL MAKE ME JUMP -- 376 00:10:18,480 --> 00:10:18,980 NO! 377 00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:21,520 >> Raj: HA HA! 378 00:10:21,620 --> 00:10:23,150 >> Clam: OUTTA HERE. 379 00:10:23,250 --> 00:10:27,390 >> Lumpus: [ GRUNTING ] 380 00:10:27,490 --> 00:10:30,090 [ LAUGHS ] 381 00:10:30,190 --> 00:10:31,660 >> Raj: [ LAUGHS ] 382 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:33,430 >> Lumpus: RIGHT BACK AT YOU, 383 00:10:33,530 --> 00:10:34,230 KIDDO. 384 00:10:34,330 --> 00:10:35,670 >> Raj: [ LAUGHS ] 385 00:10:35,770 --> 00:10:37,300 >> Lumpus: AND IT'S GOOD FOR MY 386 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:39,540 SKIN. 387 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:42,140 I'LL TELL THE WHOLE WORLD THIS 388 00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:43,270 PLACE IS -- 389 00:10:43,370 --> 00:10:45,270 OH, I'LL JUST SAY IT. 390 00:10:45,370 --> 00:10:50,180 ILOVE CAMP KIDNEY! 391 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:51,550 >> Lazlo: HA! 392 00:10:51,650 --> 00:10:52,550 I GOT YA! 393 00:10:52,650 --> 00:10:55,020 I KNEW YOU LOVED CAMP KIDNEY. 394 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:57,020 I KNEW IT ALL ALONG. 395 00:10:57,120 --> 00:10:58,020 [ SPLASH ] 396 00:10:58,120 --> 00:10:59,290 >> Lumpus: [ LAUGHS ] 397 00:10:59,390 --> 00:11:00,460 MARCO. 398 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:01,490 >> Clam: POLO. 399 00:11:01,590 --> 00:11:03,290 >> Raj: YOU WERE FAKING BEING 400 00:11:03,390 --> 00:11:04,430 GRUMPY THE WHOLE TIME? 401 00:11:04,530 --> 00:11:07,030 YOU ARE CRAZY, DUDE! 402 00:11:07,130 --> 00:11:08,400 >> Lazlo: YOU KNOW ME. 403 00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:10,270 I COULD NEVER HATE THIS PLACE. 404 00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:12,170 >> Lumpus: HERE COMES A LUMPUS 405 00:11:12,270 --> 00:11:14,000 CANNONBALL! 406 00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:15,440 >> Slinkman: DO YOU MIND? 407 00:11:15,540 --> 00:11:17,240 SOME OF US HAVE WORK TO DO, YA 408 00:11:17,340 --> 00:11:18,040 KNOW. 409 00:11:18,140 --> 00:11:19,440 >> Lumpus: HERE'S MUD IN YOUR 410 00:11:19,540 --> 00:11:20,540 EYE, SLINKY! 411 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:22,040 >> Slinkman: OW! 412 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:26,450 >> Lumpus: [ LAUGHS ] 413 00:11:26,450 --> 00:11:27,520 HERE'S THE MAIL 414 00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:28,680 SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS. 415 00:11:28,780 --> 00:11:30,550 >> Lumpus: EH, THE RELENTLESS, 416 00:11:30,650 --> 00:11:32,350 RELENTLESS MAIL JUST KEEPS ON 417 00:11:32,450 --> 00:11:33,020 COMING. 418 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:34,020 EH, WHAT'S THIS? 419 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:36,360 CARE PACKAGE FOR EDWARD, HUH? 420 00:11:36,460 --> 00:11:37,430 [ SNIFFS ] 421 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,390 WELL, IT'S MY DUTY TO INSPECT 422 00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:40,300 THIS. 423 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,130 JUST AS I SUSPECTED -- SWEETS. 424 00:11:42,230 --> 00:11:43,700 >> Lazlo: AND SWEETS AREN'T 425 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:45,430 ALLOWED AT CAMP KIDNEY, ARE 426 00:11:45,530 --> 00:11:46,070 THEY? 427 00:11:46,170 --> 00:11:47,170 >> Lumpus: NOPE. 428 00:11:47,270 --> 00:11:48,400 GOT TO CONFISCATE IT. 429 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:50,110 HEAVEN FORBID WE HAVE ANY FUN 430 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,240 HERE.