ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR CAMP LAZLO.
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS WHO
MADE A FRIEND ♪
♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L ♪
>> ♪ A ♪
>> ♪ Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO WENT TO
CAMP ♪
♪ AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> Chip: L-A-Z-L-O.
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ YO-DE-LAY-EE ♪
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
>> Lazlo: COME ON, SAMSON!
COULD YOU OPEN UP SO WE COULD
GET OUR MAIL, PLEASE?
>> ALL RIGHT!
I'M DOING A LITTLE PAPERWORK
HERE!
ALACAZA!
ALAZOOF!
ALAKAZEEM!
PAPER, GO POOF!
TA-DA!
>> Edward: COME ON, WE KNOW
YOU'RE PRACTICING YOUR LAME
MAGIC TRICKS IN THERE.
OPEN UP!
>> OH, PRESTO.
I'M SUREYOU KNOW ABOUT THE
LONELY LIFE OF A MAGICIAN.
[ POUNDING ON DOOR ]
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
IT'S JUST A LITTLE...
MAIL.
[ ALL CHEERING ]
[ GROANS ]
>> Edward: HEY, SAMSON, WHAT
WERE YOU DOING?
MAKING YOUR MAIL DISAPPEAR?
'CAUSE YOUR MAILBOX WAS EMPTY!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> EMPTY?
[ Echoing ] HELLO?
>> Edward: IT'S SO DARK AND
MEANINGLESS IN THERE.
WAIT A MINUTE. I SEE SOMETHING.
IT'S WAY IN THE BACK.
I GOT IT.
I GOT...
NOTHING!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> WHAT'S THE MATTER, SAMSON?
DON'T YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS?
>> Chip: HEY, SAMSON, CAN I USE
YOUR MAILBOX?
'CAUSE I HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS,
AND YOU DON'T, SO --
>> EXCUSE ME.
ICOULD HAVE FRIENDS.
IT'S JUST US MAGICIANS NEED OUR
SPACE.
>> Edward: SAMMY BOY, I GOT NEWS
FOR YOU.
PRESTO THE AMAZINGHAS FRIENDS.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
>> WHAT?
>> Edward: THEY'RE NOT WORTHLESS
REJECTS LIKE YOU!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Skip: PRESTO IS FAMOUS.
>> WHY DON'T YOU MAKE SOME
FRIENDS MAGICALLY APPEAR?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> OH, YEAH?!
I'LL SHOW THEM.
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
"TO MY BEST FRIEND SAMSON."
SIGNED -- PRESTO THE AMAZING."
BLECH!
[ Singsong voice ] OH, EDWARD.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHECK MY BOX
AGAIN?
>> Edward: WHAT FOR?
THERE'S NOTHING IN IT.
>> OH, I JUST THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE
TO, YOU KNOW, HUMILIATE ME
AGAIN.
>> Edward: SURE. I'D LOVE TO.
WHAT'S THIS?
AN ENVELOPE ADDRESSED TO SAMSON?
IT'S JUST JUNK MAIL, I BET.
>> Lazlo: WHERE'S IT FROM,
SAMSON?
>> IT'S FROM HOCUS-POCUS,
WISCONSIN!
HERE.
YOU READ IT, LAZLO.
>> Lazlo: "TO MY BEST FRIEND
SAMSON.
PRESTO THE AMAZING."
YOU MEAN THAT PRESTO ACTUALLY
SIGNED THIS TO YOU?
>> OH, HE SIGNS STUFF TO ME ALL
THE TIME.
I GOT A WHOLE STACK OF THEM.
>> Lazlo: SO YOU KNOW
PRESTO THE AMAZING?
>> SURE.
WE'RE BOSOM BUDDIES.
MAGICBOSOM BUDDIES.
>> Edward: GIVE ME THAT!
SOMETHING'S NOT KOSHER.
>> OH, IT'S KOSHER, ALL RIGHT.
YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU
DIDN'T GET A LETTER TODAY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Raj: PRESTO IS FAMOUS!
>> Skip: HE'S SAMSON'S BEST
FRIEND!
>> BELIEVE IT, EDWARD!
PRESTO AND I ARE BUDS!
>> Edward: I'M GONNA NEED BETTER
PROOF THAN A LOUSY SIGNED
POSTER.
OH, BROTHER.
>> WELL, GOOD MORNING, EDWARD.
YOU'VE GOT MAIL.
WHO'S IT FROM?
>> Edward: PRESTO THE AMAZING.
YEAH, RIGHT.
>> READ IT!
>> Edward: "DEAR EDWARD, SAMSON
TELLS ME YOU DON'T BELIEVE I'M
HIS FRIEND.
BELIEVE IT."
>> SIGNED?
>> Edward: SIGNED
"PRESTO THE AMAZING."
HOW DO I KNOW THAT THIS LETTER
IS REALLY FROM...
[ CHEERS ]
PRESTO THE AMAZING SENT ME A
LETTER!
PRESTO WROTE TO ME!
>> THAT'S RIGHT, EDWARD.
AND YOU THOUGHT I NEVER GOT ANY
MAIL.
HA!
>> Lazlo: SAMSON, WHY DIDN'T YOU
TELL US?
>> TELL YOU WHAT?
>> Lazlo: THAT PRESTO'S COMING
TO VISIT US!
>> Raj: YOU ARE SUCH A CARD!
>> Clam: TRICKSTER.
>> P-PRESTO'S COMING TO
C-CAMP KIDNEY?
>> Lazlo: HE'LL BE PERFORMING
HIS ACT IN PRICKLY PINES!
THESE FLIERS THAT BLEW INTO CAMP
SAY SO.
>> "PRESTO THE AMAZING AND HIS
SIDEKICK MR. BUNS PERFORMING
ONE NIGHT ONLY."
>> Lazlo: YOU WERE GONNA
SURPRISE US, WEREN'T YOU?
>> Clam: PRESTO AT CAMP KIDNEY!
>> Raj: SURELY HE PLANNED TO
VISIT HIS BEST FRIEND!
>> DID SOMEBODY SAY PRESTO'S
PERFORMING AT CAMP KIDNEY?
>> NO, WAIT!
I-I --
>> Clam: KING OF CAMP KIDNEY!
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> Edward: PRESTO'S COMING TO
CAMP KIDNEY!
PRESTO'S COMING TO CAMP KIDNEY!
>> Lazlo: HEY, SAMSON DROPPED
HIS MAIL.
HUH. THAT'S FUNNY.
NONE OF THESE LETTERS FROM
PRESTO HAVE POSTMARKS ON THEM.
HUH.
>> [ SOBBING ]
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
[ CREAK! ]
PRESTO IN PRICKLY PINES.
WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF THAT
HAPPENING?
HERE GOES NOTHING.
WAIT A MINUTE.
I CAN'T JUST WALK IN AND ASK HIM
TO COME TO CAMP KIDNEY WITH ME.
HE'LL JUST THINK I'M SOME SORT
OF CRAZED FAN.
I COULD SHOW HIM ALL THOSE
LETTERS HE WROTE TO ME -- HIS
BEST FRIEND.
IWROTE THOSE LETTERS.
OH...
[ SNIFFLES ]
[ HONK! ]
[ GASPS ]
MY FLASH PAPER!
I'LL IMPRESS HIM SO MUCH WITH MY
PYROTECHNIC PRESTIDIGITATION
THAT I'LL HAVE TO HOLD HIM BACK
TO KEEP HIM FROM COMING WITH ME!
YEAH!
>> WHAT?!
WHO IN THE HOUDINI IS IT?!
>> UH, IT'S SAMSON CLOGMEYER.
I'M A -- I'M A BIG FAN OF
PRESTO.
>> OH, YEAH?!
SO WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
>> I-I JUST CAME TO PERFORM
A-A TRICK FOR HIM, SO MAYBE
HE COULD COME...
>> COME BACK WITH YOU TO PERFORM
FOR YOUR FRIENDS?!
WHAT IS IT WITH YOU KIDS ALWAYS
ASKING THAT?!
>> MR. BUNS?
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
YOU LOOK A LOT SHORTER --
>> ALL RIGHT, HAIR BALL, THAT'S
ENOUGH!
LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT.
>> Y-YOU MEAN RIGHT N--
>> I HAVEN'T GOT ALL NIGHT!
>> [ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]
O-OKAY.
UH, SEE?
A-AN ORDINARY PIECE OF PAPER,
AND ALAKAZEEM!
>> PATHETIC.
PRESTO DOESN'T DO SPECIAL SHOWS
FOR ANYONE!
>> [ SOBBING ]
[ HONK! ]
[ SHEEP BLEATS ]
NOW WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, THAT'S
ENOUGH!
SHEESH!
I CAN'T STAND TO SEE A LITTLE
GIRL CRY.
>> I-I'M A BOY.
>> HEY, I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL,
LITTLE GIRL.
TRYING TO IMPRESS HIS HIGHNESS
IN THERE AIN'T EASY, AND I
SHOULD KNOW.
BESIDES, HE AIN'T SO MAGICAL,
LITTLE GIRL.
>> [ SNIFFLES ]
BOY.
>>I COULD PULL OFF A TRICK FOR
YOUR FRIENDS BETTER THAN PRESTO.
YEAH!
I'LL DO SOME TRICKS FOR YOUR
FRIENDS AND JUST TELL THEM I'M
PRESTO.
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE COME
UP TO ME EVERY DAY AND TELL ME
THAT I AM THE SPITTING IMAGE OF
THE MAN?
>> WELL, I-I GUESS IT COULD
WORK.
>> OF COURSE IT'LL WORK!
COME ON, LITTLE GIRL!
WE GOT A MAGIC SHOW TO PUT ON!
>> UM, BOY.
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
>> Edward: ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE!
IT'S NOW THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL
BEEN WAITING FOR, THE MOMENT
I'VEBEEN WAITING FOR.
HERE HE IS -- THE AMAZING
PRESTO!
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> TA-DA!
WELCOME, FANS!
>> All: OOH.
>> MUSIC, MAESTRO.
[ RECORD SCRATCHES ]
[ MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYS ]
FOR MY FIRST TRICK, THE
MIND-BOGGLER OF THE AGES -- THE
CHINESE LINKING RINGS.
[ AUDIENCE OOHs ]
>> OBSERVE -- FIVE SEPARATE
RINGS.
AND...
THEY'RE CONNECTED!
KIND OF.
TA-DA!
>> Edward: PRESTO?
>> I SAID "TA-DA!"
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
OKAY, NOW HOLD ON TO YOUR SEATS,
'CAUSE THIS ONE IS A SCREAM --
SAWING A VOLUNTEER IN HALF!
MAY I HAVE A VOLUNTEER?
>> PICK ME!
PICK ME!
>> YEAH, YOU THERE, WITH THE
NECK.
>> THANK YOU, THANK YOU!
>> OBSERVE.
AN ORDINARY BOX...
AND AN ORDINARY SAW.
[ AUDIENCE GASPS ]
AND....
>> OW!
>> TA-DA!
I SAID "TA-DA!"
>> I DON'T THINK THAT'S PRESTO.
[ AUDIENCE MURMURING ]
>> FINE!
YOU DON'T THINK THAT'S MAGIC?!
ALL RIGHT, I'LL GIVE YOU MAGIC!
OBSERVE!
AN ORDINARY PIECE OF PAPER!
ALAKAZEEM!
>> Edward: YOU'RE NOT PRESTO!
>> PRESTO, PRESTO, PRESTO --
THAT'S ALL I EVER HEAR!
WHAT IS SO GREAT ABOUT PRESTO?!
>> Edward: THAT'S MR. BUNS!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS, KID.
GOOD LUCK WITH THE UNRULY MOB.
>> SAMSON, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING
TO PULL?
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
>> Edward: YOU KNOW WHAT I
THINK?
I THINK THAT SAMSON DOESN'T EVEN
KNOWPRESTO!
>> All: WHAT?!
[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]
N-NOW -- NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.
W-WAIT JUST A --
[ HORN HONKS ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ BRAKES SQUEAL ]
>> OH.
MY BEST FRIEND SAMSON.
IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME, HASN'T
IT?
>> P-PRESTO?
>> I JUST FINISHED MY SHOW IN
TOWN AND THOUGHT I'D DROP BY.
AREN'T YOU GOING TO INTRODUCE ME
TO YOUR FRIENDS?
>> Together: HI, PRESTO!
>> WELL, SAMSON, MY BEST FRIEND,
I MUST BE LEAVING NOW, BUT
BEFORE I DO, I WANT YOU TO KNOW,
LITTLE GIRL, THAT INSIDE, WE ARE
ALLMAGIC.
>> Edward: WOW, SAMSON!
PRESTO REALLY IS YOUR BEST
FRIEND!
>> DRIVER, TO THE AIRPORT.
>> Lazlo: ALAKAZEEM, SIR!
>> Raj: THAT'S MUCH BETTER!
>> Slinkman: INDEED.
WHAT?
OH, ALL RIGHT, I'LL CHANGE.