ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR CAMP LAZLO.
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS WHO
MADE A FRIEND ♪
♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L ♪
>> ♪ A ♪
>> ♪ Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO WENT TO
CAMP ♪
♪ AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> Chip: L-A-Z-L-O.
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ YO-DE-LAY-EE ♪
[ HOWLING ]
>> Lazlo: TO THIS DAY, THE NOSE
THIEF PROWLS THE NIGHT, LOOKING
FOR HIS NEXT VICTIM.
BEHIND YOU!
>> Both: AAAAH!
>> Slinkman: ALL RIGHT, CAMPERS.
THAT LOOKS LIKE ENOUGH
EXCITEMENT FOR TONIGHT.
TIME FOR BED, EVERYONE.
[ ALL GROAN ]
>> Raj: BUT I WAS WAITING ALL
NIGHT TO TELLMY STORY.
>> Clam: RAJ'S STORY!
>> Both: ONE MORE STORY!
>> Lazlo: PLEASE, MR. SLINKMAN?
>> Slinkman: WELL, I GUESS
YOU'VE TWISTED MY ARMS.
>> Raj: LEGEND HAS IT, YEARS AGO
ON A COLD, RAINY NIGHT, IN THE
VILLAGE OF ISSA SPINKLE SPANKLE,
AS THE MOONLIGHT SHONE DOWN AND
THE WIND RUSTLED THROUGH THE
TREES...
...INTO THE ROOM, A SCENE OF
UNIMAGINABLE TERROR LAY BEFORE
THEM.
AND AT THAT MOMENT, HE KNEW IT
WAS THE COFFEE TABLE THAT WAS
HAUNTED!
IT WAS THE COFFEE TABLE THAT WAS
HAUNTED!
>> UH...
>> COFFEE TABLE?
>> WOW. THAT WAS PRETTY FEEBLE.
>> YEAH.
WHAT KIND OF BLOCKHEAD WOULD BE
SCARED OF COFFEE TABLES?
>> Slinkman: AAAH!
HOW COULD I BE SO STUPID?
HYAH! HYAH! HYAH!
HUH.
HAUNTED COFFEE TABLES, INDEED.
>> [ GIGGLING ]
>> DO YOU MIND?
>> Slinkman: AAAH!
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
AAH!
HAUNTED C-COFFEE TABLE!
RAJ.
RAJ, WAKE UP.
[ GRUNTING ]
[ AIR HORN BLOWS ]
>> Slinkman: ARE YOU AWAKE?
>> Raj: I HOPE NOT.
>> Slinkman: OH, THANK GOODNESS.
I NEED YOUR HELP TO GET RID OF
IT.
Coffee table.
>> Raj: I'M JUST GONNA STARE AT
YOU BLANKLY.
>> Slinkman: CAN'T YOU SEE?
IT'S THE HAUNTED COFFEE TABLE
FROM YOUR STORY!
>> Raj: UM...
YEAH, I MADE THAT UP.
HMM.
BUT I DO SEE A PROBLEM WITH
YOUR COFFEE TABLE.
>> Slinkman: Y-YOU DO?
>> Raj: IT'S BREAKING THE FLOW
OF THE ROOM.
>> Slinkman: IT'S BREAKING WHAT?
>> Raj: THE ROOM -- THE FLOW OF
THE ROOM.
TO PUT IT SIMPLY, THE TABLE MUST
BE MOVED.
OBSERVE.
YOU SEE? ISN'T THAT BETTER?
>> Slinkman: SO IT WASN'T
HAUNTED?
IT WAS JUST IN THE WRONG PLACE?
>> Raj: YES, INDEED.
TELL ME, IS YOUR WARDROBE
HAUNTED, TOO?
BECAUSE IT CLEARLY NEEDS TO BE
RELOCATED.
>> Slinkman: UH, OKAY, I GUESS
WE COULD MOVE THAT, AS WELL.
THE ROOM LOOKS PERFECT.
>> Raj: [ LAUGHS ]
JUST WAIT UNTIL WE GET THOSE
VELVET DRAPES TOMORROW!
>> Slinkman: I KNOW!
I CAN'T WAIT!
>> Raj: GOOD NIGHT,
MR. SLINKMAN.
>> Slinkman: GOOD NIGHT, RAJ.
[ TICKING ]
[ CRASH ]
YEOW!
OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW!
WHAT IDIOT PUT THIS IN FRONT OF
THE DOOR?
[ CLICK ]
>> Raj: IDIOT?
EXCUSE ME, MR. PSYCHO SLUG!
I JUST PUT IT THERE TONIGHT!
YOU SAID YOU LOVED IT THERE
EARLIER.
>> Slinkman: OH, I-I DID?
WELL, UH, I SUPPOSE IT WORKS IN
TERMS OF AESTHETICS, BUT FOR
PRACTICAL PURPOSES, IT'S JUST
NOT THAT CONVENIENT, RAJ.
>> Raj: W-WHAT?
>> Slinkman: OH, WHAT?
WHAT IS IT?
W-WAIT -- YOU'RE CRYING NOW
BECAUSE I YELLED?
>> Raj: NO.
I AM CRYING BECAUSE...
YOU HAVE NO TASTE.
[ SOBS ]
>> Slinkman: WELL, PERHAPS MY
FURNITURE ISN'T THE ONLY THING
THAT NEEDS REARRANGING.
PERHAPS OUR FRIENDSHIP SHOULD
ALSO BE REARRANGED!
>> Raj: [ GASPS ]
WELL, PERHAPS I SHOULD JUST
LEAVE, THEN!
>> Slinkman: PERHAPS YOU SHOULD.
>> Raj: OH, AND BY THE WAY,
BEFORE I FORGET, YOUR COFFEE
TABLEIS HAUNTED!
>> Slinkman: PSHAW.
I DON'T BELIEVE THAT STUPID
STORY FOR A SECOND.
[ RATTLING ]
HAUNTED COFFEE TABLE!
>> Both: AAAH!
>> Raj: WHAT DO WE DO?
>> Slinkman: WHAT DO THE
CHARACTERS IN YOUR STORY DO?
>> Raj: THEY ALL DIED!
>> Slinkman: WAIT!
I'VE HEARD OTHER STORIES WHERE
THE PEOPLE TRIED TO TALK TO THE
SPIRITS.
WE GOT TO DISCOVER WHY THIS
COFFEE TABLE'S NOT AT REST.
ALL RIGHT, NOW LET US LAY OUR
HANDS ON THE TABLE.
COFFEE TABLE, COFFEE TABLE, WHY
ARE YOU NOT AT REST?
>> Raj: FORCED TO WALK TO EARTH
A DEMONIC FIEND, TRAGIC AND
WRETCHED!
>> Slinkman: RAJ!
THAT'S NOT HELPING.
>> Raj: OH.
>> Slinkman: SPEAK TO US, COFFEE
TABLE.
GIVE US A SIGN.
[ GASPS ]
LOOK -- IT LEFT A SIGN!
>> Raj: NO, YOU LEFT A GREASE
STAIN FROM YOUR FACE.
>> Slinkman: I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
WHY IS IT UNHAPPY?
>> Raj: WELL, IT IS PRETTY
DIRTY.
>> Slinkman: THAT'S IT!
IT NEEDS DUSTING!
>> Raj: THERE.
THAT'S MUCH BETTER.
>> Slinkman: INDEED.
WHAT?
OH, ALL RIGHT, I'LL CHANGE.
>> Raj: MR. SLINKMAN?
WHAT HAPPENS TO DUST AFTER IT'S
DUSTED?
>> Slinkman: WHY?
>> Both: "CHOP"?
>> Slinkman: AAAAH!
>> Raj: AAH!
>> Lumpus: PIPE DOWN IN THERE!
IT'S A LITTLE LATE FOR
EXPLOSIONS!
>> Raj: THIS MAY SOUND CRAZY,
BUT I AM BEGINNING TO FEEL SORRY
FOR COFFEE TABLE.
WHEN HE WAS ALIVE, PEOPLE PUT
HOT CUPS OF COFFEE ON HIM.
WHERE WAS THE LOVE?
>> Slinkman: THEREWAS NO LOVE.
DO YOU THINK IT'S TOO LATE TO
GIVE HIM A HUG?
>> Raj: BEAN SCOUT HUG!
>> Slinkman: BEAN SCOUT HUG!
>> [ GROWLING ]
>> Raj: I DON'T THINK HE LIKES
HUGS!
>> Slinkman: CUDDLE IT, SCOUT!
CUDDLE IT!
>> Raj: THERE IT GOES AGAIN!
>> Slinkman: THAT'S MY CLOSET.
[ DOOR CREAKS ]
>> Raj: WHAT IS IT?
>> Slinkman: JINKIES.
IT'S A SAW AND SAWDUST, BUT IT'S
NOT MINE.
>> [ GROWLING ]
>> Raj: LOOK!
BY COFFEE TABLE'S LEG -- IT'S
SAWDUST!
GET IT?
SOMEBODY CHOPPED ITS LEGS DOWN!
>> Slinkman: AND IT WON'T REST
UNTIL THE CULPRIT IS BROUGHT TO
JUSTICE!
>> Raj: BUT WHO WOULD DO SUCH A
TERRIBLE THING?
WHO?
>> Lumpus: QUIET DOWN, YOU TWO!
DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE
AND SAWYOUR LEGS OFF!
>> Both: LUMPUS!
>> [ GROWLING ]
>> Raj: BUT WHY?
WHY, COFFEE TABLE?
WHY?
[ Echoing ] WHY?
>> Lumpus: AH.
A BOWL OF MEATBALL SOUP AND MY
FAVORITE SHOW.
OH!
THIS TABLE'S LEGS ARE TOO SHORT!
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO LIFT A
MEATBALL THAT HIGH!
WAIT A MINUTE.
SLINKMAN'S GOT A TABLE WITH LONG
LEGS.
THERE.
PERFECT MEATBALL HEIGHT.
>> Raj: WE'VE GOT TO HELP OUR
TABLE BUDDY HERE GET HIS LEGS
BACK FROM LUMPUS.
>> Lumpus: [ SNORING ]
HEY! WHAT GOES ON?!
>> Slinkman: LU-MPUS...
>> Lumpus: AAH!
W-WHO IS IT? WHO'S THERE?
>> Slinkman: IT'S ME, THE TABLE
WHOSE LEGS YOU SAWED DOWN.
>> Lumpus: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
>> Slinkman: I WANT MY LEGS
BACK, OR ELSE!
>> Lumpus: H-HERE ARE YOUR LEGS!
PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!
>> Slinkman: YOU MADE THE RIGHT
CHOICE.
>> Lumpus: HUH?
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
SOMETHING LOOKS AWFUL SLUGGY
HERE.
GHOST TABLE, HUH?
>> Slinkman: YUP.
WELL, GOT TO GO.
OW!
>> Lumpus: NOT SO FAST!
>> Slinkman: DIDN'T YOUR MOTHER
TELL YOU NOT TO PUT YOUR FEET ON
COFFEE TABLES?
>> Lumpus: BUT YOU WEREN'T A
COFFEE TABLE UNTIL I MADE YOU
ONE!
>> Raj: PLEASE DON'T KILL US!
>> Lumpus: WELL, I CAN'T KILL
WHAT'S ALREADY DEAD...
BUT ICAN CHOP YOU INTO
FIREWOOD!
[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
>> Lumpus: SLINKMAN, WHAT IS THE
MEANING OF THIS?!
>> [ GROWLING ]
>> Raj: TABLE BUDDY?
OOH!
>> Slinkman: AAH!
>> Raj: OPEN IT!
>> Slinkman: IT'S LOCKED!
>> Lumpus: YOU WANT YOUR LEGS
BACK?
WELL, YOU WON'T GET THEM!
I CHOPPED YOUR LEGS IN HALF, AND
I CAN FINISH THE JOB!
NO.
NO!
PUT THAT DOWN!
[ CHAIN SAW REVS ]
I'M SORRY!
NO! NO!
AAAH!
>> Raj: ISN'T IT GREAT ABOUT
TABLE BUDDY GETTING HIS LEGS
BACK, MR. SLINKMAN?
>> Slinkman: OH, IT SURE IS.
AND HE MAKES A SWELL PING-PONG
TABLE.
>> Raj: HOW'S YOUR GAME GOING,
LAZLO?
>> Lazlo: NOT SO HOT, RAJ.
CLAM AND I GOT STUCK WITH A
CRUMMY TABLE.
>> Clam: BAD TABLE!
>> Raj: THAT'S MUCH BETTER!
>> Slinkman: INDEED.
WHAT?
OH, ALL RIGHT, I'LL CHANGE.