ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR CAMP LAZLO.
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS WHO
MADE A FRIEND ♪
♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ L
>> ♪ A
>> ♪ Z-L-O
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO WENT TO
CAMP ♪
♪ AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> Chip: L-A-Z-L-O.
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> ♪ YO-DE-LAY-EE
[ GLASS BREAKING ]
>> HMM, AND THEN, LET'S SEE.
UM, YOU MISSED THE "HOW TO KEEP
YOUR SCOUTS FROM SETTING
THEMSELVES ON FIRE" SEMINAR.
>> Lumpus: [ Thinking ] AH, THIS
DATE IS GOING SPLENDIDLY.
HER ROMANTIC WORDS ONLY
REINFORCE HER UNBRIDLED
DEVOTION.
>> IN FACT, YOU'VE NEVER EVEN
ATTENDEDANY SEMINAR ABOUT
CARING FOR YOUR SCOUTS, HMM.
>> Lumpus: DID YOU LIKE YOUR
STRUDEL?
>> ALGONQUIN C. LUMPUS!
YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO CARE FOR
THESE SCOUTS!
GOOD NIGHT, SCOUTMASTER.
AND I USE THAT TERM LIGHTLY.
>> Lumpus: AAH!
PANIC!
SLINKMAN, SHE'S LEAVING!
>> Slinkman: PRESENT, SIR.
>> Lumpus: RIGHT.
UH, MS. DOE?
[ Singsong voice ] I'VE GOT A
LITTLE PRESENT FOR YOU.
>> A PRESENT?!
OH, IT'S SO EXCITING!
MY GOODNESS!
IT'S COSETTE!
FROM THE FRENCH DREAM POODLE
COLLECTION!
OH!
>> Lumpus: WE ALL KNOW HOW YOU
LIKE TO CLEAN UP LITTLE PUDDLES.
>> Slinkman:POODLES, SIR.
>> OH, I JUST LOVE IT!
[ SMOOCHING ]
>> Lumpus: [ SMOOCHING ]
>> [ GASPS ]
BYE-BYE!
>> Slinkman: UH, SIR...
SHE'S GONE.
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
>> Skip: THAT IS DELICIOUS!
AND NO DISHES!
>> OH, BOY, JUST A FEW SECONDS
AT CAMP KIDNEY, AND YOU ALREADY
NEED A BATH, NOW, DON'T YOU, MY
LITTLE COSETTE?
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
>> H-HELLO, THERE, YOUNG SCOUTS.
>> Both: H-I-I!
>> [ SNIFFING ]
OH, HEY, UM...
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
YOU BOYS SEEM LIKE YOU'RE HAVING
SOME FUN.
[ CHUCKLES ]
YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE ANYONE TO
HELP YOU TIDY UP, DO YOU?
>> Skip: WHAT'S "TIDY"?
>> Chip: I'VE GOT MY
"TIDY"-WHITEYS ON.
>> WELL...
[ CHUCKLES ]
AHA!
THERE!
THAT'S BETTER!
[ CHUCKLES ]
OH, YOU BOYS ARE TOO HANDSOME
TO NOT SHOW OFF THOSE BRIGHT AND
SHINY FACES.
[ CHUCKLES ]
OH, YOU ARE SUCH GOOD BOYS.
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
[ CHUCKLES ]
TOODLE-OO!
>> Skip: THAT WAS NICE.
>> Chip: YEAH.
>> [ HUMS CHEERFULLY ]
OH, MY PRETTY PUPPY.
[ KNOCK ON WINDOW ]
>> Chip: HELLO!
>> OH!
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> Both: WE HAVE MORE JELLY ON
US.
>> WELL, YOU CERTAINLY DO.
OH, CAN'T SEE YOUR SHINY SMILES
WITH THIS GOO IN THE WAY.
[ CHUCKLES ]
ALL RIGHT, THEN.
BYE, BOYS!
>> Chip: I THINK SHE'S THE
NICEST LADY EVER!
>> AW, SUCH NICE BOYS.
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
>> Skip: HURRY UP! SHE'S COMING!
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
[ POP! ]
>> OH, WELL, HELLO AGAIN, BOYS.
[ CHUCKLES ]
CAN I HELP YOU?
OH, YOU'VE GOT EVEN MORE JELLY
ON YOUR FACE.
OH, SO MESSY.
THERE YOU GO.
BYE-BYE, BOYS!
>> Chip: WE'RE OUT OF JELLY,
SKIP.
>> [ HUMS CHEERFULLY ]
FRESH BROWNIES IN 20 MINUTES.
>> Chip: SHE'S MAGIC.
>> Skip: WE JUST GOT TO FIGURE
OUT HOW TO GET IN THERE.
>> Skip: HELLO.
>> Chip: I'M NAKED.
>> Skip: CAN YOU FIX MY
BROTHER'S UNIFORM?
>> Chip: I'M NAKED.
>> Skip: IT HAS A RIP.
>> MAYBE YOU SHOULD COME IN.
DON'T YOU BOYS HAVE ANYONE
WONDERING WHERE YOU ARE?
>> Chip: YOU'RE NICE.
>> Skip: AND I SMELL SOMETHING
YUMMY FOR MY TUMMY.
>> FRESH BROWNIES.
JUST MADE THEM.
>> Skip: SURE WISHI COULD HAVE
SOME BROWNIES.
>> WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SOME
BROWNIES?
[ RAPID FOOTSTEPS, CRASH ]
[ DISHES CLATTERING ]
>> Skip: I FOUND THEM.
NOW I'M EATING THEM.
BURP.
NUMMY!
>> Chip: THANKS FOR THE
BROWNIES!
>> Skip: YEAH, THANKS!
>> OKAY, BOYS.
[ SCREAMING IN DISTANCE ]
>> Chip: NICE LADY?
>> Skip: HE FORGOT HIS CLOTHES.
>> [ HUMS CHEERFULLY ]
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
OH, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE.
HELLO?
[ GASPS ]
WHAT IN THE WORLD --
WHO DID THIS TO YOU?
THIS IS GETTING OUT OF CONTROL.
YOU TWO WAIT RIGHT HERE.
I AM CALLING SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS.
OH, I'M SURE HE MUST BE BEHIND
THIS.
YOU KNOW, PAWNING OFF HIS
LITTLE -- LITTLE...
OH, YOU TWOARE CUTIES, AREN'T
YOU?
>> Chip: [ BELCHES ]
[ ZIP! SPLAT! ]
>> AND WHAT WOULD MY LITTLE
ANGELS LIKE FOR SUPPER, HUH?
>> Chip: MACARONI AND CHEESE!
>> Skip: CUPCAKES!
>> OH!
YOU TWO ARE QUITE THE JOKESTERS!
>> Skip: CHECKERS!
>> Chip: WAFFLES!
>> Skip: VIDEO GAMES!
>> Chip: CHIPS AND DIP.
>> Skip: I LIKE CAKE.
>> Chip: AND COOKIES, TOO.
GET COOKIES.
>> UH...O-OKAY.
[ HUMS CHEERFULLY ]
[ Singsong voice ] HERE'S A
BATCH OF CUPCAKES...
[ Normal voice ] WHILE I TRY
CALLING YOUR CAMP AGAIN.
OH, AND HERE ARE SOME NEW COMIC
BOOKS.
HMM?
HMMMM?
>> Chip: HEY, YOU SAID YOU WERE
GONNA WRITE MY NAME ON THESE
CUPCAKES.
>> OH, I DID, SWEETHEART.
>> Chip: NO, THIS SAYS "DEE --
DIP...UH...IH...UH."
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
WELL, IF YOU JUST TURN IT
AROUND --
>> Chip: WELL!
THEY'RE NOT TO MY LIKING!
MAKE SOME MORE!
>> UH, OKAY.
I-I CAN MAKE MORE.
>> Skip: AND JUST SO YOU KNOW,
I'VE READ ALL THESE COMICS
ALREADY.
>> WELL, I-I CAN GET SOME MORE
OF THOSE, TOO, SWEETIE.
OH, DEAR.
WHY ISN'T ANYONE PICKING UP THE
PHONE AT CAMP KIDNEY?
>> Slinkman: SIR, SHOULDN'T WE
GET THAT?
>> Lumpus: JUST KEEP MASSAGING
THE FOOT, SLINKMAN.
>> Edward: GREAT.
MY STINKIN' ROOMMATES ARE
MISSING.
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
HEY, YOU TWO.
MY, UH, ROOMIES ARE MISSING --
YOU KNOW, CHIP AND SKIP.
SEEN 'EM?
>> [ GASPS ]
>> THEY'RE NOT HERE?
>> BUT HOW?!
THEY -- THEY COULD BE ANYWHERE!
>> Edward: DON'T FRET, FELLAS.
I CAN SMELL THOSE TWO ANYWHERES.
[ SNIFFING ]
THATAWAY!
[ SNIFFING ]
[ SNIFFS ]
GUYS!
CHECK THIS OUT!
[ ALL GASP ]
>> Skip: HI, BEANS!
WANT A BROWNIE?
>> Edward: WHEN I WAS BORN, THE
DOCTOR SPANKED ME AWAKE WITH A
MALLET.
NOW, THAT'S TOUGH!
>> SO, WHAT ELSE DO YOU GOT TO
CHEW ON IN THE SNACK DEPARTMENT?
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]
>> Skip: MOM!
TWO MORE HOT DOGS!
>> OH, THESE POOR BEAN SCOUTS
ARE SO NEGLECTED, SO HELPLESS,
SO UNLOVED, THEY CAN BARELY
UTTER THE WORDS...
"I NEED YOU."
>> Edward: SO, ANYWAY, I'M
STANDING THERE, AND LUMPUS COMES
UP AND GIVES ME THAT LOOK OF
HIS.
>> OH, YEAH.
>> HOT DOGS?
>> Edward: AND HE SAYS,
"EDWARD..."
>> UH, YOU'RE IN MY LIGHT.
>> OH, E-EXCUSE ME.
>> HEY!
THERE'S NO MUSTARD!
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS,
MAN?
>> OH.
UH, I-I CAN GET SOME MORE.
>> [ SOBBING ]
>> WHAT?
WHAT'S WRONG, HONEY?
I...I CAN'T REACH THE CLICKER!
>> OH, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE.
THERE YOU GO.
I'LL BE IN THE KITCHEN IF YOU
NEED ANYTHING.
>> Edward: YEAH, I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT WE NEED -- MORE CHIPS!
CHOP, CHOP!
>> OKAY.
[ RECORD SKIPPING ]
>> Skip: CHIP, THE RECORD IS
SKIPPING.
>> Chip: I'LL FIX IT.
[ RECORD SCRATCHES ]
>> Chip: OOH!
>> [ GASPS ]
>> Edward: OVER HERE WITH THE
CHIPS, WAITRESS.
[ WHISTLE! ]
>> THAT DOES IT!
[ ALL GASP ]
>> DO YOU WANT CHIPS?!
HERE ARE YOUR CHIPS!
[ ZIP! CLANG! ]
>> Edward: HEY!
>> MOMMY'S DONE THE LAUNDRY!
>> All: WHOA!
>> [ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ]
OOPSY-DAISY!
IMAGINE THAT...
BUT THE RECORD HAS A SKIP!
JUST LET ME GET THAT FOR YOU,
HUH?!
IT'S ALL FIXED!
>> Edward: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO
RELAX WITH THIS HIGH-STRUNG
FEMALE YELLING ALL THE TIME?
I'M OUTTA HERE.
>> WHY DON'T YOUALL GET OUT?!
OUT!
OU-U-T!
DOES YOUR LITTLE UNIFORM NEED A
LITTLE BIT OF REPAIR?!
INGRATES!
>> Skip: HEY!
WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!
>> Chip: YEAH.
>> Skip: YOU...RUINED...EVERY...
THING.
>> I WON'T BE RUING ANYTHING
IN YOUR LITTLE PATHETIC LIFE
ANYMORE!
'CAUSE YOU'RE...LEAVING!
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
>> Skip: CHIP?
>> Chip: YEAH?
>> Skip: WHY DO I SUDDENLY FEEL
BAD IN MY TUMMY?
>> Chip: YEAH. ME TOO.
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
>> COME IN.
>> Both: LOOK WHAT WE DID FOR
YOU, NICE LADY.
>> Skip: WE FIXED YOUR BROKEN
DOGGY!
>> Chip: AND WE POLISHED AND
CLEANED THE OTHER ONES.
[ GLASS BREAKS ]
OOPS.
>> OH.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
HMM.
NOW, LISTEN, BOYS, BECAUSE YOU
DID SUCH A GOOD JOB WITH
THESE...
[ CHUCKLES ]
...YOU HAVE PROVEN THAT YOU CAN
DO ANOTHER JOB FOR ME.
[ BOTH GASP ]
REALLY?!
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
>> Lumpus: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
>> Skip: WE BRING PRESENTS FROM
MS. DOE!
>> Lumpus: PRESENTS?!
F-FOR ME?!
>> Skip: YEP!
>> Slinkman: WHAT GOES ON, SIR?
>> Lumpus: PRESENTS, SLINKMAN!
MS. DOE IS FINALLY CONFESSING
HER LOVE FOR ME!
OH, WHAT'S THIS, SLINKMAN?
>> Slinkman: "IF YOU DON'T GET
OFF YOUR BIG, FAT DERRIèRE AND
BE A PROPER SCOUTMASTER, YOU
COULD BE JAILED FOR
MALPRACTICE."
>> Lumpus: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
WHAT'S THE OTHER GIFT?
>> Skip: OUR DIRTY UNDERWEAR.
SHE SAID YOU'D BE DELIGHTED TO
WASH THEM.
>> Lumpus: I'M NOT DOING IT!
NO WAY!
>> Slinkman: UH, SIR, I'M AFRAID
YOUHAVE TO.
"CHAPTER ONE -- DIRTY
TIGHTY-WHITEYS."
>> Lumpus: OH, WHERE?
>> Slinkman: RIGHT HERE.
>> Lumpus: I COULD GO TO JAIL?
>> Slinkman: YES, SIR.
>> Lumpus: SO, I, UH, HAVE TO DO
THEM?
>> Slinkman: I'M AFRAID SO, SIR.
>> Skip: LOOK, HE'S WASHING OUR
UNDERWEAR.
>> Chip: HE MUST CARE ABOUT US.
>> HOW WAS THE FISHING TODAY? Lumpus: HA.
YOU CALL THIS FISHING?
THERE'S NO FISH IN THIS BUCKET.
AND NO WATER.
I GOT TO TELL YOU, I FEEL FUNNY.
>> IT'S THE BEST WAY TO FEEL FOR
A CLOWN.
[ POINK! POINK! ]
[ Laughing ] HEY!
YOU GOT A BITE!
ATTABOY, CHICKEN-A PANTS!
SHOW HIM WHO'S BOSS!
WHO'S THE BOSS, HUH?
WHO'S THE BOSS?
>> YOU'RE FIRED!
>> All:HE'S THE BOSS!