ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR CAMP LAZLO.
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS WHO
MADE A FRIEND ♪
♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L ♪
>> ♪ A ♪
>> ♪ Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO WENT TO
CAMP ♪
♪ AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> Chip: L-A-Z-L-O.
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ YO-DE-LAY-EE ♪
[ GLASS BREAKING ]
[ CANNON FIRES ]
>> NICE-A.
>> Lumpus: HA HA!
OH, LOOK AT THAT!
[ CREAK! ]
WOW, SLINKMAN!
CAN IT GET ANY FUNNIER?
[ CREAK! ]
[ BOOM! ]
HA!
EXCELLENT!
IT GOT FUNNIER!
I WISH EVERY DAY COULD BE CLOWN
DAY, SLINKMAN.
>> Slinkman: I KNOW YOU DO, SIR.
>> Edward: SO THIS IS WHAT
PASSES FOR WIT IN THESE PARTS?
[ CLANK! ]
[ BANG! ]
[ CLANK! ]
[ BANG! ]
[ CLANK! ]
[ BANG! ]
>> Raj: LAZLO?
LAZLO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WE'LL MISS CLOWN DAY.
>> Lazlo: I'M NOT GOING.
YOU GUYS GO AND HAVE FUN.
>> Raj: THIS IS NOT LIKE YOU.
WHY WON'T YOU COME, LAZLO?
>> Lazlo: IT'S EMBARRASSING.
>> Raj: EMBARRASSING?
BUT WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS.
YOU CAN TELL US.
>> Lazlo: OKAY.
LOOK AWAY, AND I'LL TELL YOU.
[ WOOD CREAKS ]
[ HINGES SQUEAK ]
I'M SCARED OF CLOWNS!
>> Clam: BUFFOONOPHOBIA.
>> Raj: HOW COULD ANYONE BE
SCARED OF CLOWNS?
>> Lazlo: IT WAS ON MY FOURTH
BIRTHDAY...
AT THE CIRCUS.
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
[ GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KIDDO!
[ POP! ]
[ CROWD GASPS ]
>> Lazlo: AAH!
>> OH, SUGAR.
>> All: [ Chanting ] PUT IT ON!
PUT IT ON!
[ WHISTLE! ]
[ GLASS SHATTERS, HORN HONKS ]
[ HORN HONKS ]
>> Lazlo: WHAT WAS THAT?!
>> Raj: A HORN.
>> Clam: CLOWNS GETTING CLOSER.
>> Raj: LAZLO, I FEEL YOUR PAIN,
AND I PROMISE I SHALL DO
EVERYTHING IN MY POWER TO KEEP
YOU OUT OF CLOWN'S WAY.
>> Slinkman: OH, HEY, THERE,
SCOUT.
ENJOY THE SHOW?
>> Raj: NO, I DIDN'T, AND I WANT
TO SEE THOSE CLOWNS -- NOW!
>> Slinkman: SORRY, BUT YOU'LL
HAVE TO WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR,
CAMPER.
THE CLOWNS HAVE RETURNED TO
SLAPSTICK MOUNTAIN, WHERE THEY
LIVE.
[ HORN HONKS, ANGELIC SINGING ]
>> Raj: OH.
WELL...GOOD.
THAT MEANS THAT CAMP KIDNEY IS
NOW A CLOWN-FREE ZONE.
>> Lazlo: SO THAT'S IT?
THE CLOWNS WENT?
>> Raj: THAT'S RIGHT.
SLINKMAN SAID THAT THEY WENT
BACK TO SLAPSTICK MOUNTAIN.
>> Lazlo: THATIS GREAT NEWS!
>> Lumpus: ATTENTION, SCOUTS!
I'VE GOT GREAT NEWS!
'CAUSE I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU ALL
LOVE CLOWN DAY, FROM NOW ON,
EVERY DAY WILL BE CLOWN DAY AT
CAMP KIDNEY.
>> Lazlo: CLOWNS?
[ CRACK! ]
CLOWNS?
CLOWNS?!
CLO-WNS?!
>> Lumpus: HA!
THAT'S THE CLOWN SPIRIT!
>> Raj: BUT, SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS,
HAVEN'T THE CLOWNS RETURNED TO
SLAPSTICK MOUNTAIN?
>> Lumpus: THAT'S WHEREYOU COME
IN.
EVERY DAY, ONE BEAN SCOUT WILL
BE A CLOWN AND PERFORM THE FUNNY
FOR ME.
>> Raj: IS THAT LEGAL?
>> Lumpus: NOW LET'S SEE WHO
WILL BE MY FIRST CLOWN.
I'M GONNA SPILL THE BUCKET.
♪ I'M GONNA SPILL THE BUCKET ♪
ON...YOU!
>> AAAH!
[ HORN HONKS ]
MURP.
>> Lumpus: HA HA HA!
MURP!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Lazlo: [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
NO CLOWNS! NO CLOWNS! NO CLOWNS!
>> Lumpus: HA HA!
[ HONK! ]
HA HA!
[ TEETH CHATTER ]
AHA!
>> Lazlo: AAAH!
>> Raj: N-O-O!
>> Lumpus: START MAKING WITH THE
LAUGHS, ELEPHANT BOY!
>> Lazlo: RAJ!
>> Raj: [ COUGHS ]
>> Lazlo: SPEAK TO ME.
>> Raj: [ Weakly ] LAZLO, IF I
DON'T RETURN FROM ENTERTAINING
LUMPUS...
[ SIGHS ]
...I WANT YOU TO HAVE...THIS.
TAKE IT AND REMEMBER ME.
>> Lazlo: BUT YOU'RE COMING BACK
AFTER LUNCH.
>> Raj: I DID WHAT I COULD FOR
YOU, LAZLO.
YOU'RE THE LAST ONE IN LINE NOW.
>> Slinkman: NOW, LET'S SEE.
EDWARD, CLAM, RAJ...
LAZLO, IT'S TIME.
>> Lazlo: HAS HOO HA CALLED
ABOUT THE REPRIEVE?
>> Slinkman: NO, LAZLO.
HOO HA HASN'T CALLED.
>> Lazlo: I GUESS THIS IS IT,
THEN.
LEAD THE WAY, MR. SLINKMAN.
>> Slinkman: FRESH CLOWN
WALKIN'.
>> Lumpus: OH, GOODY!
MONKEY-BOY'S MY CLOWN FOR TODAY!
>> Lazlo: W-WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT
A MINUTE!
I-I HAVE TO ASK YOU A QUESTION.
>> Lumpus: ALL RIGHT, YOU GET
ONE QUESTION.
SHOOT.
>> Lazlo: CAN WE CALL THIS OFF?
>> Lumpus: NO.
>> Lazlo: IS THIS THE BUCKET?
>> Lumpus: UH-HUH, THAT'S IT!
COME ON, STOP STALLING.
>> Lazlo: I'M JUST WONDERING HOW
IT WORKS.
>> Lumpus: LOOK, IT'S EASY.
YOU JUST TOSS THE CONFETTI ON
THE --
[ HONK! HONK! ]
NOT ON ME, YOU LITTLE TWERP!
>> Lazlo: AAH!
SCARY CLOWN!
SCARY CLOWN, SCARY CLOWN, SCARY
CLOWN!
>> Lumpus: COME BACK HERE!
NOBODY MAKES A CLOWN OUT OF
LUMPUS!
AAAH!
[ HONK! HONK! ]
>> Lazlo: AAAH!
>> Lumpus: [ MUTTERING ]
>> Lazlo: AAH!
>> Lumpus: AAAAH --
[ SMACK! ]
UGGGH.
[ TWEET! TWEET! ]
[ THUD ]
[ CLOWNS LAUGH ]
>>MAGNIFICO!
>>BRAVISSIMO!
>> NICE-A!
>> PHOOEY!
>> Lumpus: HEY, YOU'RE THE
CLOWNS FROM CLOWN DAY.
>>SI.
ALLOW FOR ME TO INTRODUCE, HUH?
GELATO...
CANNOLI...
[ HORN HONKS ]
PISTACHIO...
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
SPUMONI...
>> I NO LIKE-A HIM!
>> ...AND I'M BISCOTTI.
TELL US,PAISANO, WHAT-A YOU
NAME?
>> Lumpus: LUMPUS.
>> LUMPUS?
SHUT UP-A YOU FACE.
NO "LUMPUS."
>> Lumpus: NO "LUMPUS"?
>>POLLO MUTANDINE.
>> IT MEANS "CHICKEN-A PANTS-A."
>> NICE-A.
>> PHOOEY!
>> Lazlo: OH, NO.
THE CLOWNS HAVE GOT
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS.
>> YOU'RE ONE OF US, HUH?
FOR YOU, CREAM PIE.
>> Lumpus: GOOD IDEA.
I'M STARVING.
>>UNO MINOSO -- NOT TO EAT.
>> Lumpus: NOT TO EAT?
>> THAT'S-A RIGHT,
CHICKEN PANTS.
[ SPLAT! ]
[ CLOWNS CHEER ]
>> Lumpus: HEH!
WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
THIS CLOWN STUFF IS MORE FUN TO
DO THAN TO WATCH!
[ HONK! HONK! HONK! ]
>> Lazlo: THIS IS A CATASTROPHE!
I'VE GOT TO GET HELP TO SAVE
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS!
>> Raj: AFTER ALL LUMPUS HAS
DONE WITH CLOWN DAYS, WHY WOULD
YOU WANT TO SAVE HIM?
>> Lazlo: BECAUSE BEING THE HEAD
OF CAMP KIDNEY MAKES HIM LIKE
OUR FATHER.
>> Raj: [ SCOFFS ]
YEAH -- DADDY DOLITTLE.
[ WARBLE! ]
OKAY, OKAY!
WE WILL HELP!
BUT WHERE WILL YOU BE WHEN CLAM
AND I SNEAK INTO THE CLOWN CAMP?
>> Lazlo: I'LL BE COORDINATING
EVERYTHING FROM INSIDE MY
COMMAND POST.
I'LL BE STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO
YOU.
>> HEY!
LOOK AT-A CHICKEN-A PANTS!
>> Lumpus: I'M A JOLLY CLOWN!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> I CAN-A-NOT BELIEVE.
CHICKEN PANTS.
HE SO FUNNY.
HE MAKE-A ME CRY.
[ CRIES ]
>> Raj: ARE WE HERE?
WHERE'S LUMPUS?
>> Lazlo: I DON'T SEE HIM.
>> Clam: CLOWNS DEAD AHEAD.
>> CANNOLI, WHAT'S A-WRONG-A
WITH YOU?
THE PANTS IS-A TOO-A LONG-A!
>> IT'S-A NOT-A THE PANTS-A!
IT'S-A THE LEGS-A!
THEY TOO LONG!
>> Lumpus: WOW.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'VE ACCEPTED
ME AND I'M PART OF THE ACT.
CAN'T HEAR A THING THEY'RE
SAYING.
ALTHOUGH THEY SEEM PRETTY
EXCITED DOWN THERE.
>> WE MUST CUT-A THE PANTS-A!
>> WE MUST-A CUT-A THE LEGS-A!
[ SNAP! SNAP! ]
>> Lumpus: AAAH!
HEY, NOW!
HEY!
AAAH!
[ WHISTLE! ]
[ CLANK! ]
LAZLO?
>> Lazlo: SCOUTMASTER!
>> A-HEAVE-A!
>> HO-A!
>> Lumpus: LAZLO!
>> Lazlo: SCOUTMASTER!
[ ZIP! ]
EUGH...
I GOT HIM!
[ POP! ]
>> Raj: UM, YOU'VE GOT HIS
LITTLE RED NOSE.
>> Lazlo: AAAH!
GROSS!
YUCK, YUCK, YUCK, YUCK, YUCK!
>> [ GASPS ]
HE'S NO REAL CLOWN!
I KNOW I HATE-A HIM FOR A
REASON!
HIS RED NOSE WAS A FAKE-A!
>> All: FAKE-A?
>> Lumpus: YOU MEAN...
YOUR RED NOSES ARE REAL?
>> YOU KNOW THE PRICE-A FOR
IMPERSONATING A CLOWN?
DEATH BY CLOWNING-A!
>> All: DEATH BY CLOWNING-A!
>> Lazlo: N-O-O!
>> All: YE-E-S!
[ "VESTI LA GIUBBA" PLAYS ]
[ TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS ]
>> Lumpus: AAAH!
>> NICE-A.
>> Lazlo: OH!
IT'S TOO HORRIBLE!
I CAN'T LOOK!
>> Raj: THEN WHY DON'T WE HELP
HIM?
>> Lazlo: YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T
HELPING?
>> Lumpus: THIS ISN'T FUNNY!
[ LOUD RUMBLING ]
[ WHEELS SQUEAKING ]
[ SQUOOSH! ]
THAT DEFINITELY WASN'T FUNNY.
[ WHISTLE! ]
[ THUD ]
[ HORN HONKS ]
>> Raj: IF YOU WILL NOT HELP
LUMPUS,I WILL!
I'LL NEED THIS NOSE FOR A
DISGUISE.
[ PFFFT! ]
>> Clam: CLAM BE CLOWN.
[ HONK! ]
NOSE JOB!
>> Lazlo: [ SIGHS ]
THAT'S VERY BRAVE OF YOU GUYS,
BUT IT SHOULD BE ME.
>> [ Chanting ] PUT IT ON!
PUT IT ON!
[ PLOP! ]
>> Lazlo: I GOT
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS INTO THIS
MESS, AND I'VE GOT TO GET HIM
OUT!
>> Raj: BUT WHAT ARE YOU GOING
TO DO?
YOU DON'T HAVE A PLAN!
>> Lazlo: BUT, RAJ, YOU GAVE ME
THE BEST PLAN EVER YESTERDAY.
>> Raj: I DID?
WELL, I'M SO SMART THAT I DO NOT
EVEN KNOW THAT I AM SMART.
>> Clam: EGGHEAD!
>> Clowns: NOT ONE OF US-A!
>> Lazlo: Psst!
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS!
>> Lumpus: AAAH!
PLEASE, CLOWN, DON'T HURT ME!
>> Lazlo: IT'S ME -- LAZLO!
I'M HERE TO SAVE YOU!
>> Lumpus: IT'S NO GOOD, LAZLO.
THESE CLOWNS CAN'T RESIST
CLOWNING WITH ME.
>> Lazlo: I KNOW SOMETHING ELSE
CLOWNS CAN'T RESIST.
[ CRANKING ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
CLOWNS CAN'T RESIST CLIMBING
INTO A LITTLE CAR!
[ ALL WHIMPER ]
[ POP! ]
[ CAR ALARM CHIRPS ]
A-NICE-A!
>> Lumpus: HA.
YOU CALL THIS FISHING?
THERE'S NO FISH IN THIS BUCKET.
AND NO WATER.
I GOT TO TELL YOU, I FEEL FUNNY.
>> IT'S THE BEST WAY TO FEEL FOR
A CLOWN.
[ POINK! POINK! ]
[ Laughing ] HEY!
YOU GOT A BITE!
ATTABOY, CHICKEN-A PANTS!
SHOW HIM WHO'S BOSS!
WHO'S THE BOSS, HUH?
WHO'S THE BOSS?
>> YOU'RE FIRED!
>> All:HE'S THE BOSS!