ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR CAMP LAZLO.
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS WHO
MADE A FRIEND ♪
♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L ♪
>> ♪ A ♪
>> ♪ Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO WENT TO
CAMP ♪
♪ AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> Chip: L-A-Z-L-O.
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ YO-DE-LAY-EE ♪
[ GLASS BREAKING ]
[ "CAMPTOWN RACES" PLAYS ]
>> Slinkman: WE'RE ALMOST AT THE
CAMPSITE.
>> All: YAY!
>> Slinkman: WHENEVER I GET
WOUND TOO TIGHT, I SPEND A NIGHT
OUT HERE AND GET BACK TO BASICS.
I FIGURED THIS TIME, WE'D ALL DO
IT TOGETHER.
>> Edward: THAT'S NICE.
WHEN CAN WE DO SOMETHING NOWHERE
NEAR EACH OTHER?
>> DON'T YOU LIKE BEING
TOGETHER?
>> Edward: I'M GONNA STARE OUT
THAT WINDOW AND MAKE YOU ALL GO
AWAY.
[ SIGHS ]
AAHH!
>> ARE WE THERE YET?
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> Slinkman: HERE WE ARE.
>> Edward: GLAD TO BE OFF THE
BUS.
>> IT'S DARK IN HERE.
>> I'M SINKING!
>> I HAVE A LEECH!
>> Slinkman: YEP, JUST LIKE
COMING HOME.
YOU KIDS SET UP THE TENTS.
I'M GONNA TAKE A LOOK AROUND.
>> Lazlo: WHERE ARE THE TENTS?
>> ON THE BUS.
>> [ ROARS ]
>> Lazlo: OOPS.
>> "OOPS"?!
WE'RE STRANDED IN THE WILD WITH
NO SUPERVISION AND NO SHELTER
AND YOU SAY, "OOPS"?!
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE.
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
>> Clam: NELS, COME HERE.
>> [ CRYING ]
>> Clam: SHELTER.
>> Lazlo: GOOD WORK, MILTON.
>> WAY TO GO, MILTON! YEAH!
>> Lazlo: COMING, EDWARD?
>> Edward: NO, THANKS.
I FINALLY GOT SOME SPACE...
AND I'M TAKING IT.
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
>> HEY, EDWARD, THERE'S A PARTY
IN MY PANTS, AND YOU'RE INVITED.
>> Edward: GET LOST.
>> OKAY. SURE THING, ED.
>> Edward: AH. ALONE AT LAST.
>> LARRY, THERE'S SOMETHING
BLOCKING THE --
>> I GOT IT!
>> Edward: [ SHIVERING ]
I'M FREEZING!
ANY OF YOU IDIOTS GOT AN EXTRA
SLEEPING BAG?
>> NO.
BUT YOU CAN SHARE MINE.
>> Edward: NO, THANKS.
>> WE CAN SQUEEZE YOU IN.
>> Edward: EEK! THAT'S OKAY.
>> Chip: HEY, EDWARD, THERE'S
PLENTY OF ROOM IN OUR LARVA
SAC.
[ HIGH-PITCHED CHATTERING ]
>> Lazlo: HEY, EDWARD, YOU CAN
SHARE MY BAG.
>> Edward: I DON'T HAVE MUCH
CHOICE.
HEY, COMFORTABLE.
YOUR PAJAMAS FEEL NICE, TOO.
WHAT ARE THEY, FLANNEL?
>> Lazlo: I SLEEP IN THE NUDE.
[ BONES CHATTERING ]
>> Edward: LOOK AT 'EM, ALL COZY
IN THEIR BAGS.
EVEN WHEN THEY'RE SLEEPING, THEY
GET ON MY NERVES.
ALL I WANT IS SOME PERSONAL
SPACE AND A BAG TO SLEEP IN.
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?
AHH.
THIS IS MORE LIKE IT.
IT'S WARM, IT'S SPACIOUS, AND
IT'S GOT THE 3 N's -- NO BEAN
SCOUTS, NO BEAN SCOUTS, NO BEAN
SCOUTS.
[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]
[ SNORING ]
[ BELCHES ]
>> Raj: HEY!
WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR SLEEPING
BAGS?
>> Edward: [ YAWNS ]
THAT'S THE BEST NIGHT'S SLEEP
I'VE HAD ALL SUMMER.
[ ALL CHATTERING ]
[ ALL GASP ]
>> Raj: WHAT IS THAT?
>> Edward: NOW, HOW DO I GET OUT
OF HERE?
LET'S GET SOME LIGHT ON THIS.
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
>> IT'S ALIVE!
>> WHAT IS IT?
>> MONSTER!
>> Raj: MR. SLINKMAN WOULD KNOW
WHAT IT IS.
>> Clam: WHERE IS SLINKMAN?
[ ALL LAUGHING ]
>> Slinkman: HA HA.
OH, IT'S GREAT CATCHING UP WITH
YOU GUYS, BUT I SHOULD PROBABLY
GET BACK TO -- WHOA, LOOK AT THE
TIME!
>> HEY, HANDSOME, LEAVING SO
SOON?
>> Slinkman: NO, MA'AM!
>> CANNONBALL!
>> Edward: HELLO? HELLO?
[ MUFFLED ]
>> Raj: [ SHRIEKS ]
WHAT DOES IT WANT FROM US?!
>> CALM DOWN, EVERYBODY.
I SPEAK MONSTER.
SO, MONSTER, WHERE YOU FROM?
>> Edward: HELP!
I'M LOST IN HERE!
[ MUFFLED ]
>> COOL. GOT IT. THANKS.
HE'S OKAY, FELLAS.
HE SAYS HE'S FROM THE
NEIGHBORHOOD AND THAT HIS NAME
IS KEVIN.
>> All: HI, KEVIN!
>> Edward: [ MUFFLED ]
>> Raj: OHH, KEVIN LOOKS COLD.
HANG ON, BUDDY!
WE'RE GOING TO HELP YOU OUT!
>> Edward: YES!
GET ME OUT!
>> Raj: THERE. THAT'S BETTER.
>> Edward: [ MUFFLED ]
>> HE SAYS HE'S READY TO HAVE
SOME FUN.
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> Lazlo: OKAY, KEVIN, HOW ABOUT
A LITTLE CATCH?
HANDS UP.
>> Edward: OUCH!
>> NICE THROW, KEVIN!
>> Edward: OUCH!
>> Raj: HERE'S MY CURVEBALL,
KEVIN!
>> Edward: OHH!
>> Raj: DOG BITE ON KEVIN!
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> Edward: OW!
>> Both: ROLL KEVIN DOWN THE
HILL!
>> Edward: AAAHH!
>> Clam: WHEE!
>> Raj: [ LAUGHS ]
I LOVE THIS GUY!
HAVING FUN, KEVIN?!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Edward: WHAT HAVE I DONE TO
DESERVE THIS?
[ THUD ]
OHH!
I'LL BE SPENDING THE REST OF MY
LIFE ALONE, STUCK IN THIS
PRISON.
>> Raj: SO -- SO, I TELL THE
GUY, "THAT'S NO DUCK.
THAT'S MY MOTHER!"
[ LAUGHING ]
"THAT'S MY MOTHER!"
FINE!
LET'S HEAR YOUR JOKES, THEN,
HUH, MR. COMEDY!
>> OH, YOU'RE KILLING ME HERE
WITH THIS HAND.
GO FISH.
>> UHH!
>> COME ON!
OKAY, THAT WAS JUST PLAIN RUDE.
>> All: CHEESE!
>> THERE'S SOMETHING WEIRD ABOUT
THAT NEW GUY.
PERSONALLY, I DON'T TRUST HIM.
>> HE'S NOT EVEN WEARING A
SHIRT.
>> BUT HE'S BEEN WEARING MY
UNDERWEAR ALL DAY, WITHOUT A
WORD OF THANKS!
>> YOU HAVE BEEN RUDE FROM THE
GET-GO.
>> I DON'T LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE.
IT'S UGLY.
[ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER ]
>> Lazlo: HEY, YOU GUYS, IS THAT
ANY WAY TO TREAT OUR NEW FRIEND?
I THINK WE SHOULD ALL TRY TO
HELP HIM FIT IN BY GIVING HIM A
GREAT, BIG GROUP HUG!
>> All: AW!
>> Lazlo: HEY, BEAVER, IS HE
FEELING BETTER?
>> HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?
>> Lazlo: I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU
SPEAK MONSTER.
>> MONSTER? NO.
BUT I DO SPEAK FRENCH.
>> Raj: [ GASPS ]
YOU MEAN WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS
THING IS?
>> Lazlo: AND HIS NAME'S NOT
KEVIN?
[ BONES CHATTERING ]
>> IF IT'S NOT A KEVIN, THEN
WHAT IS IT?
>> Slinkman: [ HUMMING ]
>> [ SHRIEKING ]
>> Slinkman: WHAT THE -- WHAT
GOES ON?
[ ALL SHRIEKING ]
HEY! HEY!
KIDNEY BEANS -- FRONT AND
CENTER!
WHAT THE DEVIL HAPPENED HERE?
>> Raj: HE WAS RUDE TO ME.
>> Lazlo: IT'S TRUE.
>> Skip: HE WRECKED OUR CARD
GAME.
>> Chip: AND THE BEAVER SPEAKS
FRENCH.
>> Slinkman: NOW, ONE OF YOU
TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED HERE.
>> WELL, FIRST WE WOKE UP,
RIGHT?
AND LAZLO WAS NAKED, WHICH IS
ODD.
THEN THAT BIG GUY SHOWS UP.
HE'S NAKED, TOO, AND HE'S LIKE,
"HEY, LET'S PLAY CATCH," AND
WE'RE LIKE, "OKAY."
BUT THEN HE DIDN'T LAUGH AT
RAJ'S JOKES, AND NOW WE DON'T
EVEN KNOW WHAT HE IS!
[ CRYING ]
>> Slinkman: ALL RIGHT!
WHO IS "HE"?
>> All: HIM!
>> Slinkman: THAT? WHAT IS THAT?
OH, BOY.
YOU KIDS AND YOUR IMAGINATION.
I'LL GO CHECK IT OUT.
SEE, BOYS, IT'S FINE.
IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF SLEEPING
BAGS PUT...
>> Lazlo: WHAT'S HE SAYING?
>> Raj: I HAVEN'T THE SLIGHTEST.
>> I CAN'T EVEN HEAR HIM OVER
THE DECOMPOSING SWAMP MUCK.
>> Clam: USELESS.
>> IT'S NOT FRENCH.
>> Edward: I GOT TO GET OUT OF
HERE!
AAHHH!
>> Slinkman: AW, YOU.
YOU BOYS HAVE PLENTY OF IDLE
TIME ON YOUR HANDS, BUT TAKE IT
FROM ME --
>> Raj: WHATEVER YOU DO, GUYS,
DON'T SCREAM.
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
CALM DOWN, ALL OF YOU!
[ SIGHS ]
SO WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT THING
IS.
WE DON'T KNOW WHERE IT CAME
FROM OR WHY IT ATE MR. SLINKMAN.
SO WHY SHOULD WE PANIC?
I SAY WE KILL THE MONSTER!
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
>> TAKE THAT!
>> Lazlo: GUYS, WAIT!
HOLD YOUR FIRE!
KNOW WHAT THIS IS?
THIS MONSTER IS REALLY JUST A
BUNCH OF SLEEPING BAGS ZIPPED
TOGETHER.
>> All: SLEEPING BAGS?
[ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER ]
>> Lazlo: EDWARD!
>> Edward: LAZLO!
BOY, AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU!
I NEVER WANT TO BE ALONE AGAIN!
>> Raj: WELL, LOOK WHO IT IS.
>> Clam: HEY, THERE, BUDDY.
>> Edward: YEAH, HEY, THERE,
GUYS.
THE EXIT THIS WAY?
>> EDWARD! WHAT A SURPRISE!
>> Edward: NICE TO SEE YOU,
SURE.
YEAH, OKAY.
[ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER ]
>> Slinkman: WELL, HEY, THERE,
EDWARD.
WHERE YOU BEEN?
>> Edward: WAIT A MINUTE!
ALL OF YOU -- JUST BACK OFF!
[ MUTTERS ]
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]
>> HEY!
[ POUNDING ]
THERE'S SOMETHING BLOCKING THE
DOOR!
>> I GOT IT.
[ WHISTLES ]
>> Edward: FINALLY.
ALONE AT LAST.
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> Edward: AAH! AAH! AAH!
WAIT FOR ME, GUYS!
[ "SHAVE AND A HAIRCUT" PLAYS ]
ATTENTION TO THE SCOUT ON THE
HIGH DIVE.
I WILL NOW CAUSE MYSELF BODILY
HARM BY JUMPING FROM THIS HEIGHT
INTO A SMOLDERING POT OF
CHEF McMUESLI'S SPICY BROCCOLI.
[ THUD ]
[ FANFARE PLAYS ]
URRRR.
>> All: OOH!
>> HEY, THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
VEGETARIAN!