ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR CAMP LAZLO.
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS WHO
MADE A FRIEND ♪
♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L ♪
>> ♪ A ♪
>> ♪ Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO WENT TO
CAMP ♪
♪ AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> Chip: L-A-Z-L-O.
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ YO-DE-LAY-EE ♪
[ GLASS BREAKING ]
>> Lazlo: GOOD MORNING, WORLD.
AH, MR. TREE.
YOU'RE LOOKING SO LEAFY TODAY.
AND YOU, MR. FLOWER.
>> [ BUZZING ]
>> Lazlo: AH.
AH, THE MAGIC OF NATURE BRINGS
MY HEART INTO FULL...BLOOM!
[ HUMMING ]
WHOA!
UHH!
>> Edward: WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING, TWINKLE TOES?
>> Lazlo: I WAS JUST GONNA GO
TELL DAVE I LOVE HIM.
>> Edward: YOU CAN'T WRITE THIS
KIND OF STUFF.
>> Lazlo: EDWARD, I THINK I
BROKE MY ANKLE.
>> Edward: OH, YEAH.
LOOK AT THAT.
THAT'S BROKEN, ALL RIGHT?
I GUESS YOUR TOES AIN'T
TWINKLING NOW.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Slinkman: OKAY, EDWARD, TELL
THE SCOUTMASTER WHAT YOU DID.
>> Lumpus: YES, EDWARD, DO
CONFESS.
WHAT DEPLORABLE ACT DID YOU
COMMIT?
>> Edward: I DELIBERATELY
TRIPPED LAZLO.
>> Slinkman: AND?
>> Edward: AND I BROKE HIS
ANKLE.
>> Lumpus: TSK. TSK. TSK.
YOUNG MAN, YOU ARE A MADMAN!
POOR TWINKLE TOES.
I BET HIS TOES AIN'T TWINKLING
NOW.
>> Slinkman: SIR, THIS ISN'T
HELPING.
EDWARD DELIBERATELY INJURED A
FELLOW SCOUT.
ALL RIGHT.
YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE.
OOH, LOOK, SIR, A LITTLE KIDDY
TOY.
COME ON. GET THE TOY.
COME ON, SIR.
>> Lumpus: GIMME, GIMME!
>> Slinkman: THAT'S RIGHT, SIR.
GO GET IT!
THAT'S IT, SIR.
NOW, EDWARD, I WANT YOU TO
APOLOGIZE TO LAZLO AND DO
SOMETHING NICE FOR HIM.
>> Edward: NICE? LIKE WHAT?
>> Slinkman: WHATEVER LAZLO
WANTS.
>> Lumpus: [ CHUCKLING ]
>> Edward: AND THAT'S THE DEAL.
I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING NICE FOR
YOU, SO GIVE ME SOMETHING.
>> Lazlo: WELL, YOU COULD DO MY
LIST FOR ME.
>> Edward: YOUR LIST?
>> Lazlo: YEAH, MY
OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE LIST OF
SELF-IMPOSED TASKS THAT I MUST
COMPLETE ON A DAILY BASIS.
THERE ON THE FLOOR.
>> Edward: WHAT, THIS LITTLE
LIST?
WELL, THIS ISN'T SO BAD.
WAIT. WHAT?!
THIS THING IS HUGE!
"NUMBER ONE -- WRITE MY DAILY
LIST.
NUMBER TWO -- SAY HELLO TO THE
TREES AND FLOWERS."
>> Lazlo: [ GIGGLES ]
>> Edward: THIS IS GREAT -- A
LIST.
JEEZ. WHAT'S NEXT?
"NUMBER THREE -- TELL DAVE I
LOVE HIM."
>> AND THAT'S WHY CHICKENS CAN'T
FLY.
>> SOUNDS LOGICAL.
>> Edward: DAVE!
>> YES, EDWARD?
>> Edward: DAVE, I -- UHH --
I-I -- UHH!
>> ARE YOU OKAY?
>> Edward: I --
DAVE, I LOVE YOU!
"NUMBER FOUR -- GIVE BEAR A
HUG."
I DON'T EVEN GIVE MY GRANDMOTHER
A HUG.
BEAR!
HUG!
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
>> Edward: TRUST ME.
I HATE THIS AS MUCH AS YOU.
YOU'RE NUMBER 57.
I'M HERE TO --
[ SIGHS ]
TO FLOSS YOUR TEETH.
UHH!
I SHOULD GO TO HEAVEN FOR THIS.
[ GRUNTS ]
>> UH, THANK YOU SO MUCH!
I'VE BEEN STUCK IN THERE FOR TWO
WEEKS.
>> Chip: [ CHUCKLING ]
>> Edward: [ SIGHS ]
ALL DONE.
IT FEELS GOOD TO WASH THIS DAY
AWAY.
ALL THOSE ACTS OF KINDNESS AND
COMPASSION -- THEY WENT AGAINST
EVERYTHING I'VE EVER STOOD FOR.
I FEEL LIKE MY SOUL'S BEEN
HACKED FROM MY BODY AND
TRAMPLED.
[ SIGHS ]
HOME SWEET HOME.
>> All: SURPRISE!
THANK YOU, EDWARD!
>> Edward: THANK YOU FOR WHAT?
>> Raj: FOR BEING CHARITABLE AND
SELFLESS.
>> FOR TELLING ME THAT YOU LOVE
ME.
>> FOR GIVING ME THE BEST BEAR
HUG EVER.
>> FOR FLOSSING.
>> Edward: YOU MEAN YOU GUYS
REALLY APPRECIATED IT?
>> All: [Chanting ] IT WORKED!
IT WORKED!
>> Raj: I WOULD LIKE TO DEDICATE
THIS NEXT SONG TO THE BEST BEAN
SCOUT EVER!
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Edward: IAM THE BEST.
>> Lazlo: SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE'S
HAVING A GREAT PARTY, CLAM.
>> Clam: FOR EDWARD, KING OF
KINDNESS.
>> Lazlo: WOW. FOR EDWARD?
I GUESS MY LIST WORKED PRETTY
WELL FOR HIM.
>> Clam: CAN I, UH, UH --
>> Lazlo: SURE, CLAM.
YOU CAN GO TO THE P--
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
PARTY.
[ SIGHS ]
WHAT'S THAT, MR. CAST?
YOU SAY THE PARTY SHOULD HAVE
BEEN FOR ME?
ITWAS MY LIST HE'S GETTING
CREDIT FOR.
BUT IT'S NOT IN MY NATURE TO GET
JEALOUS.
WHAT'S THAT?
IT'S JUST ABOUT SHARING THE
LOVE, AND YOU HAVE AN IDEA?
[ ROOSTER CROWS ]
>> Edward: GOOD MORNING, WORLD!
GOOD MORNING, AIR!
HOLA, CABINS.
PINTO, FAVA, SOY, GARBANZO.
>> [ WHISTLING ]
>> Edward: HEY, DAVE.
>> YEAH? WHAT?
>> Edward: I LOVE YOU.
>> UM, YEAH.
THAT WAS YESTERDAY.
DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING NEW?
>> Edward: UM, NEW?
I-I LOVE...
>> YEAH.
WELL, I'VE GOT SOMEWHERE TO BE.
>> Edward: HEY, LITTLE BEAR!
WAIT UP!
HUGS!
>> I'M GONNA BE LATE!
>> Edward: LATE FOR WHAT?
>> [ PANTING ]
AAAHH!
>> Edward: BEAR?!
>> All: ♪ FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD
FELLOW ♪
♪ FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW ♪
>> Edward: WHAT?
>> Raj: YOU'RE LATE.
>> Edward: LATE FOR WHAT?
>> Raj: WHAT ELSE?
LAZLO'S PITY PARTY.
>> Edward: PITY PARTY?
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
>> Lazlo: OH, EDWARD.
IT'S SO SWEET OF YOU TO COME
VISIT ME.
THE WHOLE CAMP IS HERE TO WISH
ME WELL.
[ COUGHS ]
>> GET WELL SOON, LAZLO.
[ CRIES SOFTLY ]
>> Lazlo: SWEET SAMSON.
>> Edward: ALL RIGHT!
THIS IS ABSURD!
IT'S JUST A BROKEN ANKLE.
>> Raj: EXCUSE ME, EDWARD.
I DO NOT SEE YOUR PRESENT.
YOU NEED A PRESENT TO ATTEND
LAZLO'S PARTY.
>> Edward: WHAT?!
I DIDN'T GET PRESENTS!
>> Lazlo: RAJ, PLEASE, WHAT'S
ALL THAT NOISE?
>> Raj: I AM SORRY.
VISITING HOURS FOR SELFISH
PLATYPUSES ARE OFFICIALLY OVER.
>> Edward: BUT -- BUT I'M NOT
SELFISH.
I'M CHARITABLE AND SELFLESS.
PELICAN, I CAN FLOSS YOUR TEETH.
DAVE, I LOVE YOU!
>> Lazlo: SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST
DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION.
KEEP THE LINE MOVING.
>> Edward: ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
I'LL SEE MYSELF OUT.
[ MUTTERING ]
OUCH!
>> Raj: OH!
[ ALL GASP ]
YOU POOR THING.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
>> All: ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
>> Edward: YES, YES, I'M FINE!
>> Raj: OH. OKAY.
>> Edward: NO. WAIT. WAIT!
I THINK I-I BROKE MY COCCYX.
>> Raj: PLEASE.
WE ONLY GIVE ATTENTION TO REAL
INJURIES.
>> Edward: YOU WANT A REAL
INJURY?
I'LL GIVE YOU A REAL INJURY.
EDWARD, YOU ARE A GENIUS.
I JUST REPLACED THE TETHERBALL
WITH THIS BOWLING BALL.
NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO IS LET IT
SWING AND SMASH ME IN THE FACE.
[ TEETH CHATTERING ]
>> Lazlo: THANK YOU -- ALL OF
YOU.
YOU GUYS ARE THE MOST CARING
CAMPERS IN THE WHOLE -- WHAT IN
THE WORLD?!
>> Edward: HI, EVERYBODY.
I HOPE YOU'RE FEELING BETTER,
LAZLO.
>> IT'S EDWARD.
>> HE'S ALL BANGED UP.
>> THE POOR DEVIL.
>> Raj: LAZLO, WOULD YOU MIND
GIVING EDWARD YOUR BED?
HE LOOKS PRETTY BAD.
>> Both: BED FOR ED!
>> Lazlo: OH!
BUT WHAT ABOUT ME?
>> SUCK IT UP, LAZLO.
EDWARD'S THE NEW POSTER CHILD.
>> Lazlo: HEY, THAT'S MY
SICK BUNK.
>> Edward: THIS BLANKET OF
PRESENTS ISN'T HELPING MY
HEALING.
>> Lazlo: OH, YEAH?
WELL, I CAN HURT MYSELF A
ZILLION TIMES WORSE THAN HE CAN.
>> WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT A MINUTE!
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?!
>> YEAH, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?!
>> I WANT TO WATCH.
>> Lazlo: STOP RIGHT THERE.
UHHH!
[ RUMBLING ]
[ GROANS ]
>> All: OH!
>> Chip: WOW. THAT'S A BOO-BOO.
>> "MUTILATION'S" MORE LIKE IT.
>> I THINK HE'S HURT WORSE THAN
YOU, EDWARD.
>> Edward: WHAT?
YOU CALL THAT "HURT"?
I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT HURTS.
A BED OF NAILS...
AND A WALRUS.
>> All: OH!
>> Lazlo: YOU CALL THAT PAIN?
A BOX OF ANGRY CATS AND A
ONE-WAY TICKET TO...
[ CATS SCREECHING ]
...THE AGONY EXPRESS!
>> All: OH!
>> Edward: PAPER CUT.
>> All: OH!
>> Lazlo: OH, YES.
IT HURTS, BUT I'M OKAY.
[ BANGING, CRASHING ]
>> Edward: OUCH!
OUCH! OUCH!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
[ ALL GROANING ]
>> Lazlo: HELLO, FELLOW
INVALIDS.
[ ALL GROANING ]
WOULD YOU ALL LIKE TO KNOW WHAT
LESSON I LEARNED TODAY ABOUT THE
DESIRE FOR ATTENTION?
I SAID --
OH, MY.
ATTENTION TO THE SCOUT ON THE
HIGH DIVE.
I WILL NOW CAUSE MYSELF BODILY
HARM BY JUMPING FROM THIS HEIGHT
INTO A SMOLDERING POT OF
CHEF McMUESLI'S SPICY BROCCOLI.
[ THUD ]
[ FANFARE PLAYS ]
URRRR.
>> All: OOH!
>> HEY, THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
VEGETARIAN!