ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR CAMP LAZLO.
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS WHO
MADE A FRIEND ♪
♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L ♪
>> ♪ A ♪
>> ♪ Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO WENT TO
CAMP ♪
♪ AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> Chip: L-A-Z-L-O.
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ YO-DE-LAY-EE ♪
[ GLASS BREAKING ]
>> Slinkman: OKAY, OKAY, ONE AT
A TIME.
ALL YOUR COMPLAINTS WILL BE
HEARD.
WHAT'S WRONG, SAMSON?
>> THE SUN IS TOO BRIGHT.
>> Slinkman: OH.
WELL, I'M NOT SURE THERE'S
ANYTHING I CAN DO ABOUT THAT.
>> OH.
>> Slinkman: NEXT.
>> Raj: THIS WATER TASTES FUNNY.
>> THE SKY IS TOO BLUE.
>> THE GRASS IS TOO GREEN.
>> [ FARTS ]
>> EW, HE FARTED.
>> I TRIPPED AND GOT MUD IN MY
MOUTH.
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
>> Slinkman: LOOK, I'D LOVE TO
KEEP FIELDING COMPLAINTS,
EVERYONE, BUT I HAVE TO READ THE
ACTIVITIES.
[ SHOUTING CONTINUES ]
>> Lazlo: SO, WHAT DO YOU GUYS
THINK SLINKMAN WANTS TO TALK TO
US ABOUT?
>> GEE, I DON'T KNOW.
>> IT'S A MYSTERY.
>> Edward: AS LONG AS THIS ISN'T
ABOUT ME FORCING THE SHEEP TO
EAT MUD -- WHICH I DIDN'T! --
THEN I DON'T CARE WHAT THIS IS
ABOUT.
>> Slinkman: HEY, FELLAS.
>> Edward: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
>> Slinkman: OKAY.
THE REASON YOU'RE ALL HERE IS TO
BECOME CABIN LEADERS.
[ ALL GASP ]
>> Edward: CABIN LEADERS?
WHAT DO THEY DO?
>> Slinkman: WELL, CABIN LEADERS
FIELD ALL THE COMPLAINTS FROM
THE CAMPERS IN THEIR CABINS.
I KNOW, ISN'T IT GREAT?
AND HERE'S THE AMAZING PART.
AS CABIN LEADERS, YOU GET TO
SIGN A CONTRACT VOWING NEVER TO
COMPLAIN AGAIN.
>> All: WHAT?!
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
>> Slinkman: HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
I HAVEN'T EVEN SHOWED YOU THE
PERKS OF BEING A CABIN LEADER.
>> Edward: WHAT IS IT?
>> Slinkman: OH, IT'S YOUR
OFFICERS' LOUNGE, OF COURSE.
>> All: OFFICERS' LOUNGE?
>> Slinkman: COME ON, TAKE A
LOOK.
WELL, FELLAS, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
IN ADDITION TO HAVING EXCLUSIVE
USE OF THIS CLUBHOUSE, YOU'LL
ALSO BE ABLE TO WEAR THESE
CABIN-LEADER HATS AND SPECIAL
BADGES.
AND...
>> [ GASPS ]
IS THAT A PINBALL MACHINE?
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
>> WHOA.
>> Edward: THIS IS SO COOL.
>> WAIT, IT'S ONLY GOT ONE
FLIPPER.
>> Edward: THAT'S PART OF THE
CHALLENGE, DUMMY.
>> Lazlo: WELL, WHAT ARE WE
WAITING FOR?
PRESS THE START BUTTON.
>> Slinkman: HOLD ON THERE,
COWBOYS.
>> Lazlo: "STANDARD NO
COMPLAING CONTRACT."
>> Slinkman: IT CAN ALL BE YOURS
BY JUST SIGNING ON THE DOTTED
LINE.
>> Edward: I GOT FIRST GAME.
>> Lazlo: ME, TOO.
>> [ LAUGHING ]
>> Slinkman: ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
ATTENTION CAMPERS.
FROM NOW ON, ALL COMPLAINTS WILL
BE HANDLED BY YOUR CABIN
LEADERS.
>> CABIN LEADERS?
>> WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT?
>> Raj: DID YOU KNOW WE HAD A
CABIN LEADER?
>> Clam: UH...NO.
>> Raj: I DON'T GET IT.
>> THIS ISN'T LOGICAL.
>> Lazlo: HELLO, EVERYONE.
NOW, IF YOU WILL ALL FORM A
SINGLE-FILE LINE, WE'LL BE HAPPY
TO TAKE YOUR COMPLAINTS.
>> All: I'M FIRST!
>> ME.
>> NO, ME.
>> Raj: LAZLO, YOU HAVE TO HELP
US.
THERE ARE BIG SPLINTERS IN OUR
CABIN -- HUGE!
>> Clam: BIG SPLINTERS.
>> Lazlo: HA HA.
UH...
>> OKAY.
OKAY. OKAY.
>> Edward: ONE AT A TIME.
>> HONK.
>> I CAN'T EVEN TELL WHAT
YOU'RE SAYING.
>> Raj: MR. LAZLO.
>> Edward: OFFICERS, RETREAT!
>> Chip: HEY!
>> HEY, WAIT.
>> Edward: WORST JOB EVER.
>> Lazlo: DON'T WORRY, WE'LL BE
SAFE IN THE CLUBHOUSE.
[ ALL PANTING ]
>> Edward: YEAH!
>> REFRESHMENTS?
>> Edward: WHOA!
>> THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING
ABOUT.
COMING BACK HERE MAKES IT ALL
WORTHWHILE.
>> YEAH, LISTENING TO COMPLAINTS
WASN'T THAT BAD.
>> Lazlo: I DON'T EVEN REMBER
WHAT THEY WERE COMPLAINING
ABOUT.
>> Edward: CHEERS TO THAT.
[ CLINK ]
[ CHEERING ]
>> HEY, USE THE FLIPPER.
USE THE FLIPPER.
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
I'LL GET IT.
>> Raj: COME OUT HERE AND LISTEN
TO US.
>> [ PANTING ]
>> Lazlo: WHO WAS IT?
>> IT'S OUR CABIN MATES.
THEY WANT US TO LISTEN TO THEM.
>> All: OH!
>> Edward: HEY, I HAVE AN IDEA.
WHY DON'T WE JUST GET IT OVER
WITH AND LISTEN TO THEM?
>> BUT THAT'S GONNA TAKE
FOREVER.
>> Edward: NO, IT WON'T.
ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS LISTEN TO
THEIR STUPID COMPLAINTS.
NOBODY SAID WE HAVE TO DO
ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
>> Lazlo: WAIT, I GOT IT.
WE DON'T...
>> Edward: STOP, LAZLO, BEFORE
YOU HURT YOURSELF.
I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I'M TALKING
ABOUT.
ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP.
WE'RE GONNA TAKE YOUR COMPLAINTS
NOW, BUT WE'RE ONLY TAKING ONE
AT A TIME.
SO, LET'S START WITH, UH, YOU.
YEAH, YOU, ELEPHANT BOY.
GET IN HERE.
OKAY, RAJ, LAY IT ON ME.
>> Raj: THE FLOORS IN MY CABIN
HAVE WAY TOO MANY SPLINTERS, AND
IT'S KILLING MY FEET.
>> Edward: [ LAUGHS ]
THAT'S HILARIOUS.
>> Raj: BUT WHAT ABOUT --
>> Edward: ALL RIGHT, WHO'S GOT
THE NEXT ONE?
I'M NOT GOING TWICE IN A ROW.
>> YEAH, YEAH. MM-HMM.
>> Edward: WOW.
>> I HEAR YOU.
I HEAR YOU.
>> Lazlo: OOH.
YEAH.
WE DID IT!
>> WE FIELDED ALL THEIR STUPID
COMPLAINTS.
>> All: WE FIELDED ALL THEIR
STUPID COMPLAINTS.
>> Edward: WAIT, WAIT.
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO AT
A TIME LIKE THIS.
PINBALL TOURNAMENT!
[ CHEERING ]
>> Raj: THAT IS WHY WE FEEL LIKE
NOTHING IS GETTING RESOLVED.
ALL THEY CARE ABOUT IS PLAYING
THEIR PRECIOUS PINBALL IN THEIR
FANCY CLUBHOUSE.
DID ANYBODY GET TAKEN SERIOUSLY?
>> Clam: NO.
>> ALL WE GOT WAS A DOOR SLAMMED
IN OUR FACE.
>> Raj: THEY GET THE COOL
OFFICERS' CLUB, AND WHAT DO WE
GET?
SPLINTERS IN OUR FEET!
I SAY WE GET THEM OUT OF THAT
CRUMMY SHACK FOR GOOD!
>> All: YEAH!
>> Raj: OKAY, HERE'S WHAT WE DO.
[ TALKING INDISTINCTLY ]
[ CUCKOO! CUCKOO! ]
>> DOES IT SEEM QUIET TO YOU?
>> YEAH.
NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT, IT'S
ALMOST LUNCH, AND WE HAVEN'T HAD
A SINGLE COMPLAINT.
>> Edward: HEY, YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
THIS JOB JUST GOT A WHOLE LOT
EASIER.
[ CHEERING ]
HEY, IT'S SLINKMAN.
>> All: HI, SLINKMAN.
>> Slinkman: HEY, FELLAS.
HOW YOU ENJOYING THE NEW JOB?
>> Edward: ENJOYING IT?
WE'RE LOVING IT.
YOU GOT ANY MORE CONTRACTS?
'CAUSE I THINK I SPEAK FOR ALL
OF US WHEN I SAY WE'LL SIGN THEM
RIGHT NOW.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Slinkman: NO, NO, THAT'S NOT
THE REASON I'M HERE.
I WAS JUST STOPPING BY TO SEE
WHAT TODAY'S COMPLAINTS ARE.
>> Lazlo: OH, WELL, ACTUALLY,
THERE HAVEN'T BEEN ANY
COMPLAINTS TODAY.
>> Slinkman: NO COMPLAINTS?
GREAT, THEN YOU CAN PACK UP YOUR
THINGS AND LEAVE.
>> Lazlo: HUH?
>> WAIT!
UH, WE'RE -- WE'RE EXPECTING
SOME COMPLAINTS, RIGHT, GUYS?
>> YEAH, COMPLAINTS IN AN HOUR.
>> Edward: LESS THAN AN HOUR,
EVEN.
>> Lazlo: YEAH, DON'T SHUT DOWN
THE OFFICERS' CLUB JUST YET.
>> Slinkman: WELL, I SUPPOSE IF
YOU'RE EXPECTING COMPLAINTS...
>> Raj: NOT TOO MANY COMPLAINTS
TODAY, HUH?
[ GIGGLES ]
>> IT'S GONNA BE GREAT WHEN
SLINKMAN TAKES AWAY THEIR
PRECIOUS PINBALL.
>> YEAH, CUTTING THEM OFF FROM
OUR COMPLAING WAS A GREAT
IDEA, RAJ.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> WELL, WELL, WELL, LOOK WHO'S
HERE.
>> Edward: HEY, FELLAS, YOU GOT
ANY COMPLAINTS?
>> Raj: OH, GEE, NO.
EVERYTHING IS GOOD.
>> FINE, FINE.
>> Chip: GOOD.
>> Skip: GOOD.
>> Edward: YOU'RE GOOD.
YOU'RE GOOD. OH, COME ON!
THERE'S SO MUCH STUFF TO
COMPLAIN ABOUT.
THERE'S NO ROPE ON THE
TETHERBALL.
THE DRINKING FOUNTAIN DOESN'T
HAVE ANY WATER.
AND, RAJ, YOUR FEET -- THEY'RE
SPLINTER RIDDEN!
MM-HMM. UH-HUH.
CABIN LEADERS, HUDDLE UP!
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
THEY'RE NOT COMPLAING ON
PURPOSE.
>> WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT?
>> Edward: DON'T YOU SEE?
THEY'RE JEALOUS OF OUR PINBALL.
>> YEAH, AND OUR HATS.
>> Edward: NO, SAMSON, THEY'RE
NOT JEALOUS OF OUR HATS.
>> OUR BADGES?
>> Edward: STOP TALKING.
>> Lazlo: WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
WE CAN'T MAKE THEM COMPLAIN.
>> Edward: OH, YES, WE CAN.
>> WHY ARE WE UNHINGING ALL THE
DOORS?
>> Edward: HAVE YOU EVER OPENED
A DOOR THAT'S OFF ITS HINGES?
BELIEVE ME, YOU WOULD WANT TO
COMPLAIN ABOUT IT.
>> GOODBYE, HOT WATER.
>> Edward: SO, NOW YOU GOT ANY
COMPLAINTS FOR US?
>> Raj: ABOUT WHAT?
WE'VE BEEN SITTING HERE THE
WHOLE TIME.
>> YEAH.
WE DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE YOU WERE
GONE.
>> Edward: THAT'S IT!
I'M GONNA...
>> HEY, EVERYONE, SLINKMAN'S
SHUTTING DOWN THE CABIN LEADER
CLUB.
>> Edward: WHAT? NO!
NO, WAIT, IT'S NOT OUR FAULT!
>> Lazlo: YEAH, THEY'RE NOT
COMPLAING ON PURPOSE.
>> Slinkman: UNH-UNH.
REMEMBER, YOU CAN'T COMPLAIN.
YOU SIGNED.
OH, AND I ALSO HAVE TO TAKE DOWN
THE CLUBHOUSE.
BUT, HEY, ON THE BRIGHT SIDE,
YOU CAN KEEP THOSE HATS AND
BADGES.
AH.
CAMP WITH NO COMPLAINTS.
MY MASTER PLAN WORKED
BEAUTIFULLY.
>> Lumpus: SLINKMAN!
SLINKMAN, I WAS TRYING TO EAT
BREAKFAST IN MY BED, BUT THERE'S
NO HOT WATER, AND THERE'S WORMS
IN MY OATMEAL, AND THEN THE DOOR
FELL OVER.
AND, SLINKMAN, AND, SLINKMAN,
AND, SLINKMAN...
>> NOW, GRETCHEN, TAKE
MARGARET'S HEAD FROM YOUR MOUTH
THIS INSTANT.
>> Lumpus: HEY, JANE, I LOVE...
I LOVE...
>> [ SNEEZES ]
OH, THANK YOU, ALGONQUIN.