ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR CAMP LAZLO.
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS WHO
MADE A FRIEND ♪
♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L ♪
>> ♪ A ♪
>> ♪ Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO WENT TO
CAMP ♪
♪ AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> Chip: L-A-Z-L-O.
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ YO-DE-LAY-EE ♪
[ GLASS BREAKING ]
[ TIMER RINGS ]
>> OH, TIME TO GET ENGAGED.
[ HUMMING ]
[ HUMMING CONTINUES ]
WELL, THAT TAKES CARE OF THAT.
OH, I AM JUST SO EXCITED.
I MUST ABSOLUTELY CALL SOMEONE
AND SHARE MY GOOD NEWS WITH A
GOOD FRIEND.
OOH, WHICH FRIEND SHOULD I CALL
FIRST?
A FRIEND.
FRIEND.
WELL, HERE'S A FRIEND.
ALGONQUIN.
>> Lumpus: HUH?
YES. YES.
OF COURSE.
SEE YOU THEN.
TOODLE-OODLE-OODY.
[ LAUGHS ]
SLINKMAN!
>> Slinkman: YES, SIR?
>> Lumpus: THAT WAS JANE DOE ON
THE PHONE, INVITING ME OVER TO
ACORN FLATS FOR A VISIT.
ME, SLINKMAN.
SHE INVITED ME.
>> Slinkman: THAT'S GREAT NEWS,
SIR.
>> Lumpus: OBVIOUSLY, MY YEARS
OF PLAYING HARD TO GET HAVE
FINALLY PAID OFF.
>> Slinkman: YES, SIR,
OBVIOUSLY, SIR.
>> Lumpus: SLINKMAN, YOU'D BE
WISE TO TAKE A TIP FROM A
CLASSIC CASANOVA LIKE MOI.
>> Slinkman: YES, SIR.
I'M SURPRISED IT'S TAKEN HER
THIS LONG TO COME AROUND, SIR.
WILL YOU BE NEEDING LIMO SERVICE
TO ACORN FLATS, SIR?
>> Lumpus: THAT WOULD BE FINE,
SLINKMAN.
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
>> COMING!
[ HUMMING ]
>> Lumpus: HELLO, JANE.
>> ALGONQUIN.
OH, IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
COME ON IN.
[ LAUGHS ]
I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE.
UM, ALGONQUIN?
>> Lumpus: YES, JANE?
>> I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU.
>> Lumpus: JANE, I'M SHOCKED.
I MEAN, EVERYTHING'S MOVING MUCH
FASTER THAN I EXPECTED.
SHOULD I GET DOWN ON MY KNEES?
>> UM, SURE, IF YOU LIKE.
ALGONQUIN LUMPUS...
>> Lumpus: MISS JANE DOE.
>> I AM ENGAGED...
>> Lumpus: YES, JANE, I DO, I
DO!
>> ...TO MAYOR POTHOLE McPUCKER.
>> Lumpus: A WISE CHOICE, MY
DEAR -- WAIT, WHAT?!
[ TOILET FLUSHES ]
>> OH, THERE YOU ARE, POTHOLE,
SWEETIE.
LISTEN, POTTY, DEAR, I'D LIKE
YOU TO MEET MY GOOD FRIEND
ALGONQUIN.
JUST TELLING HIM THE GOOD NEWS.
>> [ FARTING ]
>> Lumpus: [ CRYING ]
>> Slinkman: SIR, IT'S BEEN
THREE DAYS NOW.
IT'S TIME TO LET GO, SIR.
>> Lumpus: [ CRYING CONTINUES ]
THANK YOU, SLINKY.
I'M GOOD.
>> Slinkman: YOU'RE WELCOME,
SIR.
>> Lumpus: [ SOBBING ]
OH, SLINKMAN, WHAT AM I GONNA
DO?
>> Slinkman: SIR, WHY DON'T YOU
JUST TELL HER HOW YOU FEEL?
>> Lumpus: DON'T YOU THINK I
TRIED, SLINKMAN?
>> Slinkman: I SUPPOSE YOU'RE
GONNA HAVE TO ACCEPT THE
MARRIAGE, SIR.
>> Lumpus: WELL, IF I CAN'T HAVE
HER, HE CAN'T HAVE HER, EITHER.
AND I'LL NEED SOME SUCKERS TO
HELP ME DO THAT.
>> Lazlo: WHO CAN'T HAVE HER,
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS?
>> Raj: YES, AND WHY ARE YOU
TELLING US WHILE HIDING IN THE
BUSH RIGHT NEXT TO JELLY CABIN?
>> Lumpus: [ CRYING ]
I AM HIDING HERE TO HIDE MY
SORROW AND ANGUISH.
DEAREST DEN MOTHER DOE IS
ENGAGED TO THE HONORABLE
MAYOR McPUCKER.
AND TO HONOR HIM, I WANTED TO
GET HIM SOMETHING HE LIKES.
BUT I CAN'T DO IT ALONE.
OH, BOO HOO!
>> Lazlo: HEY, WHY DON'T WE HELP
YOU FIND THE THINGS THE MAYOR
LIKES?
>> Lumpus: REALLY? THAT'S GREAT.
COME ON.
>> [ FARTING ]
[ FARTING ]
>> Lumpus: [ LAUGHING ]
>> Lazlo: SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS,
ARE YOU SURE OUR PRESENTS TO
MAYOR POTHOLE ARE A GOOD IDEA?
>> Lumpus: WHY, SURE.
LOOK HOW HAPPY HE IS.
DID YOU GUYS CHANGE THE MAYOR'S
DEDICATION STATUE OF JANE TO
LOOK REALLY FUNNY LIKE I ASKED
YOU TO?
>> Lazlo: WE SURE DID,
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS, BECAUSE HE
LOVES A GOOD JOKE.
>> Lumpus: RIGHT, RIGHT.
>> AND SO, IT IS WITH GREAT
PLEASURE THAT I NOW INTRODUCE
YOUR NEWEST SWEETHEART, ONE THAT
WAS INSPIRED BY A CERTAIN
SPECIAL SOMEONE.
PRICKLY PINES, I GIVE YOU
GODDESS OF LEAKY LAKE.
[ CROWD GASPS ]
>> IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE SOME
KIND OF JOKE?
>> NOW, WAIT A MINUTE, DEAR.
>> DON'T YOU "WAIT A MINUTE" ME,
YOU SCOUNDREL.
>> NO, JANE!
OH! HONEY!
>> Lumpus: WHOO-HOO!
LAZLO, YOU ARE A GENIUS.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> MY DEAR JANE.
STOP, PLEASE.
IT WASN'T ME.
>> OH, REALLY?
>> Lazlo: IT WAS US, MISS DOE.
SURPRISE!
>> Raj: SURPRISE!
>> Clam: TA-DA!
>> EXCUSE ME.
DID YOU SAY SOMETHING, YOUNG MAN
HIDING IN THE PLANTER?
>> Lazlo: IT WAS US AND GOOD OLD
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS HERE.
IT WAS HIS IDEA.
>> SO, IT WAS YOU WHO PUT THESE
NICE BOYS UP TO THESE
SHENANIGANS.
>> Lumpus: OW.
>> WELL, I HAVE NO IDEA WHY
YOU'RE ACTING LIKE SUCH A JERK,
BUT NO MATTER, BECAUSE I NEVER
WANT TO SEE YOU EVER AGAIN.
COME ON, POTTY, DEAR.
OH, AND BY THE WAY, LISTEN UP,
'CAUSE YOU ARE UNINVITED TO MY
ACORN FLATS-CAMP KIDNEY
ENGAGEMENT PARTY.
>> Lazlo: IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE
WE CAN HELP YOU WITH,
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS?
>> I OWN MY OWN SUBMARINE.
>> HOW...NICE.
OH, BOYS, I'M SO GLAD YOU MADE
IT.
>> Edward: YEAH, JANIE.
>> WELL, YOU JUST WATCH THE DOOR
AND MAKE SURE THAT DESPICABLE
MR. LUMPUS DOESN'T SHOW UP
UNINVITED.
>> SO, WHERE ARE THE HOT BABES?
>> Edward: YOU'RE NOT KIDDING,
SAMMY BOY.
I THOUGHT THAT CHICKS DIG THIS.
>> HOLD YOUR HORSES, EDUARDO.
CHECK OUT THAT FINE THING.
WHOA-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO!
>> Edward: NOW, THAT'S A LADY.
>> [ SNEEZES ]
HI.
I LIKE YOUR FRAGRANCE.
MAKES MY ALLERGIES FLARE UP.
>> Lumpus: FRESH!
GET LOST, SHORT STACK.
I'M THROUGH WITH YOUNGER MEN.
>> SO, YOU'RE ALREADY SPOKEN
FOR.
I GET IT, SISTER.
>> Lumpus: [ SOBS ]
>> WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU'RE NOT...WITH SOMEONE, ARE
YOU?
>> Lumpus: OH, WHAT'S THE USE?
WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE?
I GET ALL GUSSIED UP TO SNEAK
INTO THIS JOINT JUST TO BE CLOSE
TO THE ONE I LOVE, AND FOR WHAT?
[ SOBBING ]
>> YOU MEAN YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH
THE ONE ABOUT TO BE MARRIED?
ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT YOUR
TRUE LOVE IS ABOUT TO MAKE A
HUGE MISTAKE BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T
HAVE THE COURAGE TO SAY HOW YOU
FEEL?
>> Lumpus: YOU KNOW WHAT?
I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT.
>> YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT.
>> Lumpus: ONCE AND FOR ALL, I'M
GONNA TELL THAT DOE HOW I FEEL.
>> UH-HUH.
>> Lumpus: ENGAGED OR NOT
ENGAGED, ALGONQUIN LUMPUS IS
PUTTING HIS HEART ON THE LINE
ONCE AND FOR ALL.
>> THAT'S WHAT I'M TALK-- WAIT!
WHO?
>> AND THEN HE DROOLED THE
CUTEST LITTLE BIT OF SPIT YOU
EVER DID SEE.
AND I SAID YES.
THAT'S HOW IT HAPPENED, RIGHT,
POTTY, DEAR?
>> [ BURPS, FARTS ]
>> Lumpus: AHEM!
>> YES?
>> Lumpus: I HAVE SOMETHING
THAT I WANT TO SAY TO YOU.
>> I'M SORRY.
>> Lumpus: EXCUSE ME, BUT I'M
TALKING.
[ RECORD SCRATCHES ]
I HAVE BEEN WATCHING YOU, NAY,
ADMIRING YOU FROM AFAR.
[ CROWD GASPS ]
I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU
HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU.
AND NOW, HERE I STAND, IN FRONT
OF EVERYONE, EXPOSED, REVEALED,
VULNERABLE, TO FINALLY SAY I
LOVE YOU.
>> [ GASPS ]
>> Lazlo: HMM, IS IT JUST ME OR
DOES SHE SEEM VAGUELY FAMILIAR?
>> Lumpus: WELL, SO, WHAT DO YOU
HAVE TO SAY TO THAT?
>> I LOVE YOU, TOO.
>> HUH?
>> I'M SORRY, JANE.
SHE'S HOT.
>> Lumpus: WHAT? NO!
>> COME TO DADDY, YOU BEAUTIFUL
THING!
>> Lumpus: AAH!
>> AAAH!
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
>> OH, THE HORROR!
>> Lumpus: AAH!
AAAH!
>> HUH.
WELL, THIS IS INCONVENIENT.
WHO AM I SUPPOSED TO GET ENGAGED
TO NOW?
>> I OWN MY OWN SUBMARINE.
>> WELL, HOW NICE FOR YOU!
I MEAN, HOW NICE FOR YOU.
SO, TELL ME, CUTIE, DOES IT
HAVE ROOM FOR TWO?
>> IT'LL BE A LITTLE TIGHT, BUT
WE CAN MAKE DO.
>> I TRIED TO PICK UP
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS.
>> Lazlo: HA HA YUCKA!
THAT'S WHO IT WAS.
>> [ GRUNTING ]
>> NOW, GRETCHEN, TAKE
MARGARET'S HEAD FROM YOUR MOUTH
THIS INSTANT.
>> Lumpus: HEY, JANE, I LOVE...
I LOVE...
>> [ SNEEZES ]
OH, THANK YOU, ALGONQUIN.