ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR CAMP LAZLO.
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS WHO
MADE A FRIEND ♪
♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L ♪
>> ♪ A ♪
>> ♪ Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO WENT TO
CAMP ♪
♪ AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> Chip: L-A-Z-L-O.
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ YO-DE-LAY-EE ♪
[ GLASS BREAKING ]
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
[ SIREN WAILS ]
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
>> WHO IS THAT DESPERATE BIRD?
THAT DESPERATE BIRD IS ME, AND
MY NAME IS ALMONDINE.
SIX HOURS AGO, I WAS JUST
ANOTHER SQUIRREL SCOUT...
>> HEY, ALMONDINE, ARE YOU READY
FOR THE ANNUAL ACORN FLATS WIG
OUT?
>> SURE AM.
...OR AT LEAST AN OWL SQUIRREL
SCOUT WITH A GIFTED THIRD
VERTEBRAE.
YES, THE WIG OUT -- SPECIAL
NIGHT WHEN GIRLS DRESS UP WITH
THEIR FINEST WIGS AND GET TO BE
PRETTY.
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
>> 10, 9, 8...
[ FOGHORN BLOWS ]
>> I'D BEEN WORKING ON MY WIG
FOR TWO WEEKS STRAIGHT, AND I
WAS PRETTY SURE I'D NAILED IT.
>> LADIES, HOW DO WE ALL FEEL
ABOUT ALMONDINE'S WIG?
>> UGH, THE HAT.
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
>> IT'S TO KEEP THE WIG WARM.
I'M JUST TRYING TO BE PRACTICAL.
>> PEOPLE ARE DRIVING HUNDREDS
OF MILES TO THE WIG OUT, AND
THEY AIN'T COMING FOR PRACTICAL.
THEY WANT THE PRETTIES, RIGHT,
GALS?
>> LIKE FLOWERS.
>> TELEPHONES.
>> SOMEONE GET ALMONDINE SOME
CURLERS.
SHE'S GOT WORK TO DO.
>> WE'VE GOT SIX HOURS TO GO.
ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
SOMETHING PRETTY?
>> NO PROBLEM.
>> OH, GOOD, 'CAUSE IF YOUR
WIG'S NOT PRETTY, IT'LL RUIN THE
WHOLE WIG OUT.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> PRETTY.
THERE WAS THAT WORD AGAIN.
I HAD NO IDEA WHAT IT MEANT.
>> HMM...
WHAT'S PRETTY?
WELL, RAINBOWS ARE PRETTY.
AND LITTLE GIRLS.
OH, AND DAFFODILS AND COLD
LEFTOVERS.
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> COLD LEFTOVERS?
>> YES, COLD LEFTOVERS!
LIKE WHEN YOU INVITE A SPECIAL
GENTLEMAN TO DINNER AND HE
STANDS YOU UP AND HE DOESN'T
EVEN CALL.
SO THEN YOU HAVE THE LITTLE
LEFTOVERS.
[ LAUGHS ]
THAT IS SO PRETTY!
MMM.
DEFINITELY TASTES PRETTY.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> NESTELLE HAD UNANSWERED
QUESTIONS OF HER OWN.
I'D HAVE TO LOOK OUTSIDE OF CAMP
FOR HELP.
>> [ Italian accent ] I'LL BE
RIGHT WITH YOU, MISS.
>> THIS GUY OBVIOUSLY KNEW HAIR.
I'D COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE.
>> NEXT!
>> CAN YOU MAKE THIS PRETTY?
>> LET'S SEE.
I CAN MAKE THIS PRETTY.
[ CASH REGISTER DINGS ]
ISN'T THAT A PRETTY SOUND?
YEAH, BABY!
>> ANOTHER DEAD END.
>> ALMOST TIME FOR THE WIG OUT.
>> LAST YEAR'S WIGS WERE REAL
PRETTY.
>> I HOPE THEY'RE PRETTY THIS
YEAR.
>> WHAT WAS PRETTY?
DID IT COME IN A BOX OR A CAN?
THE WIG OUT TRAIN WAS LEAVING,
AND I STILL DIDN'T HAVE A TICKET
WHEN SUDDENLY, THERE SHE WAS.
I FINALLY KNEW WHAT PRETTY
LOOKED LIKE.
IF I COULD MAKE MYSELF LOOK LIKE
THE LADIES IN THE MAGAZINE, THEN
I COULD MAKE MY WIG PRETTY, TOO.
HOW HARD COULD IT BE?
I DID THINGS TO MY FACE THAT I
HAD NEVER DONE BEFORE.
AFTER A BUCKET OF PAINT AND A
GALLON OF ELBOW GREASE, I WAS
READY TO SEE THE NEW ME.
NOTHING.
I GUESS PRETTY WAS JUST FOR
PRETTY PEOPLE, NOT FOR PLAIN,
PRACTICAL BIRDS LIKE ME.
[ DOOR OPENS ]
>> HI, ALMONDINE.
ARE YOU READY FOR THE WIG OUT?
>> FORGET IT!
THE WIG OUT WAS GOING TO BE A
DISASTER, AND IT WAS ALL MY
FAULT.
I HAD TO GET AWAY, SOMEWHERE
ELSE, UNDER A PRETTY NAME LIKE
TIFFANY OR ALEXIS, AT SOME OTHER
CAMP -- A CAMP WHERE THEY DON'T
KNOW ME, A CAMP WHERE THEY'RE
NOT SO PRETTY.
>> Clam: [ CHANTING ]
>> Lazlo: LOOKS LIKE WE GOT
COMPANY, BOYS.
SIT A SPELL, STRANGER.
>> BROTHER, CAN YOU SPARE A
BANA?
I HAVEN'T EATEN ALL DAY.
>> Raj: WELL, WHAT YOU BEEN UP
TO?
>> CHASING A DREAM.
>> Raj: DOESN'T LOOK LIKE SHE
CAUGHT IT.
>> THOUGHT I KNEW WHAT PRETTY
WAS.
TURNS OUT, I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT IT.
>> Lazlo: AW, THAT'S NOTHING.
WHATEVER MAKES YOU DIFFERENT IS
WHAT MAKES YOU PRETTY.
>> Raj: YEP, AND WE'VE GOT MORE
PRETTY THAN WE KNOW WHAT TO DO
WITH.
>> All: YEAH!
[ FART ]
>> YOU DO?
>> Raj: TAKE ME.
YOU KNOW HOW ELEPHANTS ARE
SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER
EVERYTHING?
>> YEAH.
>> Raj: WELL, I CAN'T REMEMBER
ANYTHING.
NO, REALLY.
TEST ME.
>> WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR LUNCH
TODAY?
>> Raj: OKAY, YEAH.
I HAD ONE OF THOSE...UH...THINGS
BETWEEN TWO, UH, SLICES OF
THINGS.
OH!
WHAT DO YOU CALL?
>> OH, A SANDWICH?
>> Raj: HUH?
YOU WANT A SANDWICH?
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
>> Lazlo: ISN'T THAT PRETTY?
>> WELL, IT'S DIFFERENT AT
LEAST.
>> Lazlo: HOLD UP THAT BANA.
>> UH, OKAY.
>> Lazlo: HOLD HER STEADY.
>> THAT'S BEAUTIFUL!
WHAT ABOUT HIM?
>> Clam: I'M 82 YEARS OLD.
>> SUDDENLY IT ALL MADE SENSE.
>> Raj: WHERE AM I AGAIN?
WHOARE YOU PEOPLE?
>> THANKS, HOBOS!
I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU GUYS!
[ BELL DINGING ]
>> NOW, TONIGHT, PATSY SMILES
WOULD LIKE TO DEDICATE HER WIG
TO THE PRICKLY PINE FIRE
DEPARTMENT.
OH!
NOW, ISN'T THAT HOT?
>> All: OOH!
>> All: AHH!
[ BELL DINGING ]
[ SIREN WAILS ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> WHERE'S ALMONDINE?
[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING
RAPIDLY ]
>> YOU'RE LATE!
>> I'M READY.
>> YOU CAN'T GO OUT THERE
LOOKING LIKE THAT.
>> OH, CAN'T I?
[ AUDIENCE GASPS ]
[ FUNK MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ AUDIENCE GASPING ]
>> WHY ISN'T SHE WEARING A WIG?
[ RECORD SCRATCHES ]
>> I DIDN'T DRIVE 300 MILES JUST
TO SEE A LITTLE GIRL'S HEAD
SPIN.
>> YEAH, WHERE'S HER WIG?
THIS IS A RIP-OFF!
>> WELL, I'VE NEVER!
HOW DARE SHE?
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> ISN'T THAT PRETTY?
>> THAT'S PRETTY.
>> YOU CAN'T GO OUT THERE
LOOKING LIKE THAT.
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
>> YOU!
YOU RUINED OUR WIG OUT -- THE
ONLY TIME ANY OF US GET A CHANCE
TO REALLY EXPRESS OURSELVES.
>> AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA PAY.
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> HOLD IT, FOLKS!
SHE WAS JUST TRYING TO EXPRESS
HERSELF, TOO.
MAYBE IT WASN'T PRETTY, BUT IT
WAS 100% ALMONDINE.
>> YEAH.
I MAY NOT BE PRETTY, BUT I'M
GORGEOUS JUST THE WAY I AM.
>> YES!
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
GORGEOUS!
>> BUT HOW YOU CAN YOU BE
GORGEOUS WITHOUT WEARING A WIG?
>> THESE WIGS DON'T MAKE US
PRETTY OR GORGEOUS.
SEE?
>> OR THESE.
>> YEAH, OR THIS.
>> YEAH!
WE DON'T NEED ALL THIS STUFF.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ ALL TALKING ]
>> WILL YOU GIRLS PLEASE PUT
YOUR STUFF BACK ON?
>> NO, WE WON'T!
THIS IS WHO WE ARE!
TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.
>> WE'LL LEAVE IT.
>> COME ON, ALMONDINE.
LET'S WIG OUT.
[ FUNK MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> THAT PRETTY GIRL IS ME, AND
MY NAME IS ALMONDINE.
PLAYING ]