ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR CAMP LAZLO.
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS WHO
MADE A FRIEND ♪
♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L ♪
>> ♪ A ♪
>> ♪ Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO WENT TO
CAMP ♪
♪ AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> Chip: L-A-Z-L-O.
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ YO-DE-LAY-EE ♪
[ GLASS BREAKING ]
[ ROOSTER CROWS ]
>> ALL ABOARD THE PANCAKE
EXPRESS!
[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
>> All: PANCAKE DAY!
PANCAKE DAY, PANCAKE DAY!
>> Clam: PANCAKES, PANCAKES!
PANCAKES, PANCAKES, PANCAKES!
IT'S PANCAKE DAY!
>> Lazlo: [ Unenthusiastically ]
YAY.
>> Raj: CLAM, IT IS NOT
CONSIDERED DAY UNTIL THERE IS
SUN.
UNTIL THEN, IT IS NIGHT.
>> Clam: PANCAKES, PANCAKES.
PANCAKES, PANCAKES, PANCAKES.
>> [ YAWNS ]
>> Clam: [ HOWLING ]
PANCAKE DAY!
>> OH, YEAH.
IT'S PANCAKE TUESDAY.
HUH...
OOH-WHEE, GOSH.
THE BATTER TUB'S PRETTY EMPTY.
WHAT, WHAT, THERE'S A LITTLE.
HERE IT COMES.
OOH!
>> Lumpus: PANCAKE DAY!
PANCAKE DAY, PANCAKE DAY!
PANCAKE DAY!
HOWDY, BOYS.
I BROUGHT MY OWN SPECIAL PLATE.
>> Clam: [ GROWLS ]
>> Lumpus: WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE
SIZE OF THAT THING?
[ SNIFFS DEEPLY ]
OH!
>> OH!
I USED UP ALL THE BATTER ON
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS' PANCAKE.
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
BUT THERE ARE PLENTY OF SPROUTED
MILLET CRACKLINGS.
>> Lumpus: HAPPY PANCAKE DAY TO
ME!
GOOD GOLLY.
I DON'T KNOW WHEN I'VE SEEN SUCH
A --
UH...
>> [ GASPS ]
>> Lumpus: IS THERE SOMETHING I
CAN HELP YOU WITH, YOUNG MAN?
BECAUSE YOU'RE PANTING RATHER
HARD ON MY FANTASTICAL FLAPJACK.
OH, COME ON.
IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO ANYTHING
BUT WHEEZE, THEN GET OFF MY --
DOH!
>> Clam: [ PANTING ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Raj: UH-OH.
>> Lumpus: SEIZE HIM!
>> Raj: RUN, CLAM!
>> Lumpus: I AM NOT GONNA REST
UNTIL THAT FUGITIVE IS BROUGHT
TO JUSTICE!
>> All: COOL!
[ DOOR OPENS ]
>> Lazlo: HEY, GUYS.
YOU BRING BACK ANY PANCAKES?
>> Raj: NO TIME FOR FLAPJACK
TALK, LAZLO.
CLAM IS GOING ON THE LAM!
>> Lazlo: HE'S WHAT?
>> Raj: HE STIRRED HIMSELF UP A
MESS OF TROUBLE.
OUR FRIEND CLAM HAS BECOME AN
OUTLAW!
NOW, YOU TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF
OUT THERE, LITTLE BUDDY.
I MADE YOU SOME SANDWICHES.
>> Lazlo: WAIT A SEC.
WE CAN'T JUST LET HIM GO.
[ HORSE NEIGHS ]
CLAM!
COME BACK!
BYE, CLAM.
>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
ALL BEAN SCOUTS ARE REQUIRED TO
ASSEMBLE IN THE AMPHITHEATER FOR
A GROUP DISCIPLINARY EVENT AT
PRECISELY HIGH NOON.
>> Lumpus: MANY OF YOU WERE
WITNESS THIS MORNING TO AN ACT
OF UNMITIGATED VILLAINY BY AN
OUTLAW CURRENTLY OUT OF THE
REACH OF LADY JUSTICE.
THIS OUTLAW, CLAM, MISPLACED A
BREAKFAST ITEM ATOP A CAMP
OFFICIAL'S HEAD.
SYRUP EVERYWHERE.
IT WAS HORRIFYING.
AND YOU BEAN SCOUTS SAW FIT TO
LAUGH.
SINCE YOU HAD SUCH FUN AND
ENJOYED THE LAWLESS ACT OF THIS
OUTLAW CLAM, I'M SURE YOU WON'T
MISS THE ADDITIONAL PLEASURE OF
HAVING ANY MARSHMALLOWS TONIGHT
FOR YOUR MARSHMALLOW ROAST!
THAT IS ALL.
>> All: OH!
>> Edward: NO MARSHMALLOWS?
>> Raj: AAH!
>> Edward: THAT OUTLAW CLAM,
HE'S NOTHING BUT TROUBLE!
>> Clam: [ WHISTLES ]
>> WHAT?
>> All: OOH!
>> Lumpus: COME, SLINKMAN.
I WANT TO TAKE A LOOK AT THIS
CAMPFIRE.
LET'S SEE IF THEY'RE LAUGHING
NOW.
[ LAUGHTER ]
MARSHMALLOWS?!
BUT HOW, WHO?
>> Slinkman: SIR.
>> Lumpus: WHAT THE --
>> Clam: [ HOWLS ]
>> Lumpus: IS THAT --
>> Slinkman: CLAM, SIR.
>> Lumpus: COULD BE TROUBLE.
>> Slinkman: NOTED.
>> Raj: [ HUMMING ]
>> All: ♪ OOH, AHH ♪
>> Raj: ♪ NOW LISTEN UP, FELLAS,
AND I'LL TELL YOU A TALE 'BOUT
AN OUTLAW RHINO WHO BELONGS IN
THE JAIL ♪
♪ NAME'S CLAM ♪
♪ BAD CLAM ♪
♪ HE LIVES IN THE HILLS SO HE
WON'T GET CAUGHT ♪
♪ COOKING UP HIS BEANS IN AN OLD
BLACK POT ♪
>> Both: ♪ CLAM ♪
♪ WHOA-OH, BAD CLAM ♪
>> Raj: ♪ I'M NO JUDGE, BUT I
THINK YOU'LL AGREE ♪
♪ IF YOU THINK HE'S BAD NOW,
JUST WAIT FOR PUBERTY ♪
♪ NAME'S CLAM ♪
>> All: ♪ BAD CLAM ♪
♪ BAD CLAM ♪
>> Clam: [ HOWLS ]
>> Lumpus: AS YOU'RE ALL AWARE,
TODAY WAS TO BE A VERY SPECIAL
DAY.
YOU WERE ALL GIVEN THE
OPPORTUNITY TO VIEW ONE OF THE
LARGEST BALLS OF TWINE KNOWN TO
THE CIVILIZED WORLD!
BUT YESTERDAY'S UNAUTHORIZED
MARSHMALLOW EVENT HAS PUT THE
ENTIRE TRIP INTO QUESTION.
IF YOU'RE THE TYPE OF RIFFRAFF
THAT THINKS AN OUTLAW IS "COOL,"
I DON'T THINK YOU DESERVE TO
WITNESS SOMETHING SO INSPIRING.
BUT I'VE MADE MY DECISION.
[ CHEERS ]
I CAN GO BY MYSELF!
ADIOS, BUCKAROOS!
[ GRUNTING ]
AAH!
>> All: YAY!
>> Clam: [ WHISTLES ]
>> Lazlo: YOU HEARD HIM, BOYS.
HIT HIM UP!
WE GOT A BALL OF TWINE TO LOOK
AT.
[ HORSES NEIGH ]
>> Raj: KEEP THEM DOGGIES
MOVING!
HYAH!
[ COUGHS ]
>> Lumpus: GET A ROPE.
>> Slinkman: SIR?
>> Lumpus: WE'LL NEED ONE TO TOW
THE BUS OUT OF THE LAKE HERE.
>> Slinkman: OH, YES, I SEE.
>> Lumpus: YEP, MOVIE NIGHT IS
NOW CANCELLED UNTIL FURTHER
NOTICE.
I DON'T HEAR ANYBODY LAUGHING
NOW.
>> Edward: DAGNABIT!
THAT OUTLAW'S RUING THINGS FOR
EVERYONE.
>> Raj: YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH,
PARTNER.
>> Lazlo: YEAH.
I'M SURE OUTLAW CLAM WILL FIND A
WAY TO SAVE MOVIE NIGHT.
>> Raj: LAZLO, I DON'T KNOW HOW
HE'S GON' DO IT, BUT BY GUM,
HE'S GON' DO IT.
>> Lumpus: [ YAWNS ]
OH, WELL.
TIME FOR SOME WELL-DESERVED
SHUTEYE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ RAGTIME MUSIC PLAYING ]
>> [ SMOOCHING ]
>> OH, YOU ARESO BEAUTIFUL.
>> [ SMOOCHING ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ SMOOCHING ]
HUH?
AAH!
>> Lumpus: I'LL HAVE HIS HIDE.
>> Lazlo: WHAT THE --
>> HEY, HEY!
CAN I HAVE ONE OF THEM WANTED
POSTERS?
>> Lumpus: ARE YOU DRAWN TO THE
REWARD OF FIVE MARSHMALLOWS, OR
DO YOU JUST FIND HIM DESPICABLE?
>> OH, I FIND HIM HEROIC.
I'M HIS BIGGEST FAN.
WHOO!
HEY, FELLAS, LOOK AT WHAT I GOT!
I GOT A WANTED POSTER WITH
CLAM THE OUTLAW!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Lumpus: SLINKMAN, WHY DO THEY
LOVE HIM SO?
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M GOING ABOUT THIS ALL WRONG.
YOU CAN CATCH MORE FLIES WITH
HONEY.
YOU GET ME?
>> Slinkman: NO, SIR.
>> Lumpus: THERE'S GONNA BE A
NEW OUTLAW IN TOWN.
[ HARMONICA PLAYING ]
>> Clam: HEY.
LONELY.
[ ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Lumpus: [ Off key ] ♪ LET ME
TELL YOU 'BOUT A DUDE ♪
[ MUMBLING ]
♪ WHO CAN BE A BIT CRUDE ♪
♪ HE'LL GET YOU SOME... ♪
>> Slinkman: FOOD.
>> Lumpus: ♪ FOOD ♪
♪ AND MAYBE, UH, HOT DOGS OR
SOMETHING ♪
OH, HE'S OUTLAW LUMPUS, ALL
RIGHT?
ME!
HERE COMES THE BRIDGE!
YEAH!
[ RIFFING ]
>> Skip: HUH?
>> WOW!
OUTLAW LUMPUS, YOU'RE THE
ROOTIN' TOOTINEST.
GEE, MR. OUTLAW LUMPUS, CAN I
HAVE AN AUTOGRAPH?
>> Lumpus: WELL, SURE.
I JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE AN
OUTLAW LUMPUS LIMITED-EDITION
COLLECTOR'S WANTED POSTER.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> Skip: HEY, IT SAYS HERE,
"REWARD -- BOAT PRIVILEGES."
>> LET'S GET HIM!
>> Lumpus: NOW, EASY, PARTNER.
WAIT, WAIT!
I'LL GET YOU PANCAKES!
I'LL RUSTLE UP A MILLION OF
THEM!
>> Chip: FLAPJACKS, HUH?
>> Skip: I RECKON IT SOUNDS
PRETTY GOOD, I RECKON.
>> YOU GOOD FOR IT, PARTNER?
>> Lumpus: WHY, OF COURSE!
>> Slinkman: WE'RE OUT OF
PANCAKE BATTER, SIR.
>> Lumpus: THANK YOU, SLINKMAN.
>> Edward: SO, WHAT DO YOU GUYS
WANT TO DO NEXT?
>> Chip: I CAN MAKE A PRETTY
GOOD WAFFLE.
>> THAT SOUNDS GOOD.
>> Lumpus: HEH.
AAH!
THANKS.
I SUPPOSE YOU'LL BE A-MOVIN' ON.
>> Clam: NAH.
BEING OUTLAW TOUGH.
>> Lumpus: YOU SAID IT, PARTNER.
>> Clam: [ HOWLS ]
PLAYING ]