>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR CAMP LAZLO.
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS WHO
MADE A FRIEND ♪
♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L ♪
>> ♪ A ♪
>> ♪ Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO WENT TO
CAMP ♪
♪ AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> Chip: L-A-Z-L-O.
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ YO-DE-LAY-EE ♪
[ GLASS BREAKING ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Skip: WOULD YOU MIND PASSING
THE SALT, MY DEAR FELLOW?
>> Chip: MY PLEASURE.
[ CHOMPING ]
[ CLANK ]
>> Skip: HEY!
>> Both: PENNY!
>> Chip: WE'RE RICH!
>> Both: OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH!
>> Edward: WHAT IN THE WOODS?
LET ME GUESS, IT'S THE DUNG
BEETLE BALLET.
>> Skip: [ LAUGHS ]
YOU'RE FUNNY, EDWARD.
>> Chip: WE FOUND A PENNY.
>> Skip: NOW WE'RE RICH AND HAVE
ECONOMIC POWERS.
>> Chip: WE'RE GONNA BUY STUFF,
LIKE A TROPICAL FISH.
>> Skip: AND A REODORANT.
>> Chip: AND A MAGIC CARPET WITH
A MANSION ON IT.
>> Skip: OOH, I KNOW!
LET'S BUY A CAMEL.
>> Chip: OH, A CAMEL!
[ LAUGHING ]
>> Raj: PLEASE, NO RUNNING IN
THE STORE.
>> Skip: WE WANT TO BUY...
>> Chip: A CAMEL.
>> Raj: EXACTLY HOW DO YOU PLAN
ON FINANCING THIS?
>> Chip: WITH THIS.
[ CRICKET CHIRPS ]
>> Raj: NOTHING BUYS NOTHING, MY
FRIEND.
>> Skip: PENNY?
>> Chip: THE PENNY IS GONE!
[ PANTING ]
>> Both: WE LOST OUR PENNY!
[ CRYING ]
>> Chip: HERE, THIS WILL HELP US
FIND OUR PENNY.
>> Skip: HOLDING A MAGAZINE?
THAT'S AMAZING.
>> Chip: NO, DUM-DUM.
ON THE PAGE.
IT'S A FINDING MACHINE.
>> Skip: ME...TAL DE...TECTOR.
LOOKS EXPENSIVE.
BUT WHEN IT COMES TO GETTING OUR
PENNY BACK, MONEY IS NO OBJECT.
>> Chip: I OBJECT!
WHAT?
>> YOUR PACKAGE SAYS "SPECIAL
DELIVERY."
>> Chip: SPECIAL.
>> Skip: DELIVERY.
>> Chip: SPECIAL, SPECIAL.
>> Skip: DELIVERY, DELIVERY.
>> Chip: SPECIAL, SPECIAL,
SPECIAL, SPECIAL.
SPECIAL ENOUGH?
>> Skip: OKAY, STOP.
NOW WE'LL FIND OUR PENNY.
>> Chip: AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER
AFTER.
>> AND THAT'S WHERE BABIES COME
FROM.
>> Skip: PENNY IN THEIR PANTS!
>> Chip: NO PENNY.
JUST BELT BUCKLES.
>> SUMMER CAMP BUILDS CHARACTER.
[ HIGH-FREQUENCY SQUEAL ]
>> Chip: WE FOUND OUR PENNY.
>> Skip: CLAM, SAY AH.
>> Clam: AHHH.
>> Skip: I DON'T SEE IT, BUT
IT'S GOT TO BE THERE.
IT'S ONLY TEETH.
LET'S TRY OVER THERE.
[ HIGH-PITCHED SQUEAL ]
>> Skip: PENNY!
>> Chip: NO, NO PENNY HERE.
PENNY?
DID YOU FIND THE PENNY?
>> Skip: NO.
>> Chip: IT'S TIME TO GET
SERIOUS.
SET THE MAGNET TO OVERDRIVE.
>> WE'VE GOT A BITE.
>> AHH!
>> Chip: I DON'T THINK THIS
MAGNET WORKS.
>> Both: PENNY! PENNY!
>> WOW, THE DUNGS REALLY LOVE
THAT PENNY.
>> Skip: WE GOT METAL IN HERE.
>> Chip: NO.
>> Raj: THEY'LL DESTROY THE
WHOLE CAMP.
NO PLACE IS SAFE FROM THOSE
DOODIES.
>> Clam: MARSHMALLOW?
>> Lazlo: THAT'S IT.
>> Raj: LAZLO, WHAT IS THIS
PLACE?
IT SMELLS DELICIOUS.
>> Lazlo: YOU'VE HEARD OF
A GINGERBREAD HOUSE?
THIS IS A MARSHMALLOW HOUSE.
IT'S THE ONLY SAFE PLACE FROM
CHIP AND SKIP'S METAL DETECTORS.
>> Raj: AH, YES.
THAT'S PRETTY CLEVER.
>> Lazlo: THAT'S WHY I ASKED YOU
TO REMOVE ALL YOUR METAL OB--
RAJ, DON'T DO THAT!
>> Raj: WHAT?!
>> Lazlo: THAT'S A LOAD-BEARING
MARSHMALLOW.
YOU'LL COLLAPSE THE WHOLE CABIN.
>> Raj: [ GULPS ] SORRY.
>> Lazlo: NOW, WE'VE GOT TO
DECIDE WHAT TO DO ABOUT CHIP AND
SKIP.
IF THEY'RE NOT STOPPED, THEY MAY
DESTROY THE WHOLE WORLD.
>> BUT WHAT CANWE DO?
>> Edward: WE CAN HIT THEM!
IT'S ALWAYS WORKED FOR ME.
>> Lazlo: LET'S TRY TO THINK OF
SOMETHING NONVIOLENT.
>> Edward: THEN I GOT NOTHING.
>> OOH, ME! PICK ME!
>> Lazlo: THE CHAIR RECOGNIZES
SAMSON.
>> WE CAN PAY THEM OFF WITH A
MILLION DOLLARS.
YOU KNOW, A BRIBE.
>> I GOT TO ADMIT, THAT'S A GOOD
IDEA.
>> IT'S GENIUS.
>> Lazlo: OKAY, EVERYONE EMPTY
YOUR POCKETS AND WE'LL COLLECT A
MILLION DOLLARS.
>> Edward: I'M TAPPED OUT.
>> Lazlo: AND ALL I'VE GOT IS
THIS PENNY.
HEY, I KNOW WHAT WE'LL DO.
>> Edward: WE'LL HIT THEM WITH
YOUR PENNY.
>> Lazlo: NO, WE'LL GIVE THEM MY
PENNY AND SAY IT'S THE ONE THEY
LOST.
>> YOU MEAN, IN ADDITION TO THE
MILLION DOLLARS?
>> Lazlo: NO, SAMSON.
RAJ, PUT BACK THAT MARSHMALLOW!
>> Raj: WHAT?
SORRY.
>> Both: PENNY!
PENNY!
YOO-HOO, PENNY!
PENNY, PENNY!
PENNY, WHERE ARE YOU?
>> Lazlo: HELLO?
HELLO?
SKIP? CHIP?
ARE YOU GUYS DOWN THERE?
WHERE'S THE OTHER ONE?
>> Skip: THIS BETTER BE GOOD.
>> Lazlo: ITIS GOOD.
CHECK IT OUT.
I FOUND YOUR PENNY.
YOU WERE RIGHT TO COVET IT.
IT'S A BEAUTY.
>> Chip: LET'S SEE.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> Skip: HMM, NOT BAD.
BUT NOT GOOD.
IT'S A FAKE.
>> Lazlo: WHAT?
BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW?
>> Skip: OUR PENNY HAD A PICTURE
OF ABRAHAM LINCOLN ON IT.
>> Lazlo: THAT PENNY HAS A
PICTURE OF ABRAHAM LINCOLN ON
IT.
>> Skip: OUR ABRAHAM LINCOLN HAD
AN EYE PATCH.
>> Chip: AND A BANJO.
KEEP YOUR PHONY PENNY.
>> Skip: HOW DUMB DOES HE THINK
WE ARE?
>> Both: [ SNORING ]
WHO'S THERE?!
>> Lazlo: IT'S ME,
ABRAHAM LINCOLN.
HOWDY DOODY.
>> Chip: IS THIS MY DREAM OR IS
IT YOURS?
>> Skip: I THINK IT MIGHT BE HIS
DREAM.
>> Lazlo: LISTEN UP.
IT WAS NOBLE OF YOU TWO TO LOOK
FOR THE PENNY, BUT YOU CAN STOP
NOW.
IT'S IN WASHINGTON.
THE GOVERNMENT NEEDED IT FOR
TAXES.
>> Edward: ATTENTION, I CANNOT
TELL A LIE.
FORGET ABOUT THAT PENNY OR I'LL
CHOP YOU DOWN.
>> Chip: WHO ARE YOU?
>> Edward: GEORGE WASHINGTON.
>> Lazlo: WASHINGTON ISN'T ON A
PENNY.
>> Edward: HOW DO YOU KNOW?
>> Lazlo: EVERYONE KNOWS THAT.
>> DUH.
>> Lazlo: SAMSON, WHY ARE YOU
DRESSED AS SANTA CLAUS?
>> 'CAUSE THE CAMP STORE WAS OUT
OF FRANKENSTEIN COSTUMES.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
I GOT THE LAST ONE.
PRESIDENT FRANKENSTEIN SAYS STOP
LOOKING FOR THE PENNY.
>> HEY, DAVE, YOU STOLE MY IDEA.
>> HO, HO, HO.
GO JUMP IN THE SLEIGH.
>> Edward: GET BACK ON THE
QUARTER, ABE.
>> Lazlo: YOU'RE ON THE QUARTER.
>> JUST LOOK AT PENNY.
IT'S OBVIOUSLY FRANKENSTEIN.
>> Raj: E PLURIBUS SAYS...
>> Clam: SOCK IT TO ME.
>> Raj: WAIT A MINUTE, WHO ARE
YOU?
>> OUT OF THE WAY, BIRDBRAIN.
>> Edward: DON'T MAKE ME USE
THIS.
>> Chip: IF THIS IS A BAD DREAM,
THE NOISE IS GOING TO WAKE US
UP.
>> Skip: LET'S GO SLEEP IN A
COLD DITCH.
[ "TAPS" PLAYS ]
>> Skip: WHAT'S HAPPENING?
>> Lazlo: IT'S A FUNERAL FOR
YOUR PENNY.
>> Skip: BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE A
FUNERAL UNTIL THE SEARCH IS
CALLED OFF.
>> Lazlo: IT WAS CALLED OFF THIS
MORNING.
>> Skip: BY WHO?
>> Lazlo: PRESIDENT
FRANKENSTEIN.
>> SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS.
>> Chip: WELL, MY BROTHER, WHAT
DO YOU THINK?
>> Skip: ABOUT WHAT?
>> Chip: I DON'T KNOW.
>> Skip: HOW ABOUT THIS FUNERAL?
>> Chip: IT'S OKAY.
>> Skip: IT'S OKAY WITH ME, TOO.
IT'S OKAY, LAZLO.
>> Lazlo: I'M SORRY, CHIP, SKIP.
>> DEARLY DEPARTED...
>> Both: [ CRYING ]
>> WE ARE HERE TODAY TO SAY
GOODBYE TO A PENNY LOST BUT NOT
FORGOTTEN.
[ CRYING CONTINUES ]
>> Skip: HEY, THE PENNY!
IT'S BEEN IN YOUR BUTT CRACK THE
WHOLE TIME!
>> Chip: HAPPINESS!
QUICK, GET IT OUT.
[ POP! ]
[ CLINK ]
>> Skip: HEY!
YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER PENNY IN
THERE.
>> Chip: OOH, OOH, OOH.
GET THAT ONE, TOO.
[ POP! ]
[ CLINK ]
>> Skip: AND YOU HAVE YET
ANOTHER ONE.
[ POP! ]
[ CLINK ]
[ POP! ]
>> Edward: I'VE GOT TO SEE A
THING...ABOUT A THING.
[ CLINK ]
>> Skip: YOU'RE LIKE A PIGGY
BANK.
>> Chip: I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
PULL MY ARM.
[ BELL DINGS ]
>> Raj: STOP GUNNING THE CAMEL.
YOU'LL FLOOD IT.
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ CRASH ]
>> Chip: I'M OKAY.
>> Skip: I'M NOT.
>> Raj: WELL, WE FINALLY SOLD
THAT EXPENSIVE, STINKY CAMEL.
>> Clam: STINKY. P.U.
>> Lazlo: RAJ, HOW DID THE DUNGS
PAY FOR THE CAMEL?
>> Raj: WITH THEIR PIGGY BANK.
[ FARTS ]
THEY WANTED ME TO COUNT THE
PENNIES, BUT I SAID NO.
>> Clam: OH, YUCK.
>> Lazlo: GOOD IDEA, RAJ.
[ FARTS ]
>> Chip: SKIP?
>> Skip: WHO SAID THAT?
>> Chip: WHO SAID WHAT?
>> Skip: SOMEBODY SAID MY NAME.
>> Chip: YOU MUST BE HEARING
THINGS.
>> Skip: I GUESS SO.
>> Chip: SKIP?
>> Skip: THERE IT IS AGAIN.
>> Chip: JUST IGNORE IT.
DO YOU THINK WE WILL EVER SEE
OUR PENNY AGAIN?
>> Skip: I'VE BEEN GIVING IT A
LOT OF THOUGHT, AND [SNORING]
>> Chip: THANK YOU, SKIP.
I FIND YOUR WORDS COMFORTING.
[ SNORES ]