ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR CAMP LAZLO.
>> âª THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS WHO
MADE A FRIEND âª
âª AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O âª
âª L-A-Z-L-O âª
>> âª L âª
>> âª A âª
>> âª Z-L-O âª
>> âª L-A-Z-L-O âª
>> âª AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O âª
>> âª AND THEN THAT TRIO WENT TO
CAMP âª
âª AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O âª
>> âª L-A-Z-L-O âª
>> Chip: L-A-Z-L-O.
>> âª L-A-Z-L-O âª
âª AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O âª
>> âª YO-DE-LAY-EE âª
[ GLASS BREAKING ]
>> Raj: [ LAUGHING ]
>> Lazlo: WHAT ARE WE LAUGHING
AT, RAJ?
>> Raj: IT'S THIS THING -- MY
REMOTE-CONTROL DOOR OPENER.
MY MOMMY SENT IT TO ME.
>> Lazlo: WOW, THAT'S GREAT.
I DON'T GET IT.
>> Raj: IT IS REALLY VERY
SIMPLE.
WITH THIS DEVICE, I CAN OPEN ANY
DOOR IN CAMP.
WATCH AND LEARN.
THE MESS HALL.
LUMPUS' CABIN, AND THE LATRINES.
>> HEY, I'M TINKLING IN HERE.
>> Lazlo: WOW, RAJ, YOU'RE COOL
BEANS.
>> Clam: RAJ ROCKS.
>> Raj: NO, WITH THIS DEVICE, I
AM OUTSTANDING AND SENSATIONAL!
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
>> Raj: I'LL GET IT.
>> PACKAGE FOR RAJ.
[ GROANING ]
DON'T BOTHER TIPPING ME.
I DON'T ACCEPT TIPS.
>> Raj: WHO SAID I WAS GOING TO
TIP YOU?
>> CHEAPSKATE.
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
>> Lazlo: WOW, RAJ.
CAN CLAM AND I HELP YOU OPEN IT?
>> Raj: THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY.
>> Lazlo: WOW!
WHAT IS ALL THIS STUFF?
>> Raj: THE LATEST LABOR-SAVING
DEVICES ON THE MARKET, LIKE THIS
TURBOCHARGED TRUNK BUFFER.
AH HA HA HA!
SHINY, SHINY.
>> Lazlo: WHAT'S THIS?
>> Raj: CAREFUL, THIS IS A
NO-HANDS UNDERWEAR CHANGER.
THE CLEAN UNDIES ARE ATTACHED
HERE.
YOU JUST PUT IT IN YOUR PANTS
AND TA-DA!
YOU HAVE CLEAN SKIVVIES ON.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Lazlo: WHAT HAPPENS TO YOUR
OLD UNDERWEAR?
>> Raj: REALLY, LAZLO, IT IS
CALLED SCIENCE.
AHHH!
CLAM!
>> Lazlo: WOW, WHAT'S THAT?
>> Raj: IT'S MY NEW MECHANICAL
SPITTING MACHINE, AND PLEASE
HAND IT OVER.
OKAY, YOU'RE FORCING ME TO COME
OVER THERE.
>> Clam: SPIT...OUCH!
>> Lazlo: RAJ, DON'T YOU THINK
YOU'RE TAKING THESE LABOR-SAVING
DEVICES A LITTLE TOO SERIOUSLY?
>> Raj: WHAT?
>> Lazlo: I'M REALLY GETTING
WORRIED ABOUT RAJ AND HIS
LABOR-SAVING DEVICES.
>> Clam: GADS OF GADGETS.
>> Raj: I HEARD YOU WITH MY
EAVESDROPPING DEVICE, AND YOU'LL
BE HAPPY TO KNOW THAT I HAVE
GIVEN UP ALL MY GADGETS FOR THE
SLOTH 5000 WHOLE-CABOODLE BED.
IT DOES EVERYTHING FOR ME.
WATCH.
COMBS MY TRUNK, CLEANS MY EAR,
BRUSHES MY TEETH, AND SPINS MY
PROP.
[ LAUGHS ]
AND IT'S ALSO GOT THE UPGRADED
UNDERWEAR CHANGER.
>> Lazlo: THAT'S GOOD, BUT HOW
ABOUT GOING OUT FOR SOME FRESH
AIR?
>> Raj: NO NEED.
I CAN GET FRESH AIR THROUGH THIS
HOSE.
>> Lazlo: BUT YOU CAME TO CAMP
FOR THE OUTDOORS.
>> Raj: YES, THAT'S THE BEST
PART.
WATCH.
THIS BABY'S ON WHEELS!
>> Both: BEEP, BEEP.
>> Raj: [ LAUGHING ]
[ CRASH ]
>> Edward: HEY!
10 ITEMS OR LESS, PAL.
>> Raj: SORRY.
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> Raj: [ LAUGHING ]
>> Lazlo: WATER'S NICE TODAY,
EH, CLAM?
>> Raj: IT'S PERFECT!
>> Lazlo: SWIMMING IS A GREAT
WORKOUT, ISN'T IT, CLAM?
>> Clam: UH, YEAH, PUMPING
WATER.
>> Raj: LAZLO, CLAM, THANK
GOODNESS YOU'RE BACK.
WOULD YOU BE SO KIND AS TO PULL
MY COVERS OFF?
I'M HOT.
>> Lazlo: WHY DON'T YOU JUST
PUSH ONE OF YOUR BUTTONS?
>> Raj: FOR SOME REASON, I CAN'T
SEEM TO REACH MY BUTTONS.
>> Lazlo: OKAY, WHATEVER.
RAJ, YOUR ARMS, YOUR LEGS --
THEY'VE SHRUNK FROM DISUSE.
>> Clam: WET NOODLES.
>> Raj: I AM NOT WORRIED.
THEY JUST NEED A FEW STRETCHING
EXERCISES, THAT'S ALL.
SIMPLY PUSH THE RED BUTTON
NOW OBSERVE HOW A CONTEMPORARY
SCOUT STRETCHES IN MODERN STYLE.
OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH EXERCISE.
OH, BEANS.
THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE.
DON'T WORRY, I-I'LL THINK OF
SOMETHING.
>> Lazlo: WELL?
>> Raj: [ GRUNTING ]
I'M TRYING TO THINK, BUT NOTHING
HAPPENS.
OH, I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
LAZLO, WOULD YOU MIND PUSHING
THE GREEN BUTTON?
IT'S A THINKING HELMET.
IT DOES MY THINKING FOR ME.
I'M JUST GOING TO SPACE OUT
WHILE MY HELMET FINDS THE
SOLUTION.
>> Lazlo: ALL RIGHT, WHILE
YOU'RE DOING THAT, CLAM AND I
ARE GONNA WALK OUTSIDE AND DO
SOME THINKING WITH OUR OWN
BRAINS.
>> Raj: [ LAUGHS ]
OKAY, SUIT YOURSELF.
DO IT THE HARD WAY.
SEE YOU.
>> Lazlo: RAJ, WE'VE BEEN
THINKING, AND -- RAJ?
>> Clam: UH, WHERE'D HE GO?
>> Lazlo: HIS CLOTHES ARE HERE.
>> Raj: WOBISHA!
>> Both: AHHH!
RAJ IS A BABY!
>> Lazlo: HIS BRAIN AND MUSCLES
WERE SO DORMANT, HE REGRESSED
INTO A BABY.
>> Clam: SHRINKAGE.
>> Lazlo: WAIT, WHERE'S THE
MANUAL FOR THIS CONTRAPTION?
THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING WE
CAN DO.
>> Raj: [ BABBLING ]
[ FARTING ]
>> Clam: PUT A DIAPER ON?
>> Lazlo: WAIT, HERE IT IS.
IF SYMPTOMS FROM CONTINUOUS USE
INVOKE REGRESSION TO AN INFANT,
DISCONTINUE USE OF
SLOTH 5000 IMMEDIATELY.
USER SHOULD RETURN TO NORMAL
WITHIN 24 HOURS.
[ SQUEAK ]
SO, ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS WAIT.
>> Clam: WHAT IF HE DOES POOPY?
[ POOPING SOUND ]
TOO LATE.
>> Lazlo: RIGHT.
WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE
OF A BABY.
WE NEED TO GET HIM TO A
RESPONSIBLE ADULT UNTIL THIS
WEARS OFF.
>> Raj: [ BABBLING ]
>> Lazlo: HMM, RESPONSIBLE
ADULT.
WHO DO WE KNOW?
AHHH!
>> Lumpus: WHAT?!
ARE YOU CHINESE FOOD DELIVERY?
>> Lazlo: UH, HI,
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS.
NO, WE BRING YOU SOMETHING
BETTER -- A BUNDLE OF JOY THAT
WILL FILL YOUR LIFE WITH LOVE
AND HAPPINESS.
>> Lumpus: IF IT'S NOT CHINESE
FOOD, I DON'T WANT IT.
>> Lazlo: I THINK WE NEED A MORE
CONVENTIONAL APPROACH.
HEY, STORK.
>> Lumpus: WHAT IS IT NOW?
>> BABY FOR ALGONQUIN C. LUMPUS.
>> Lumpus: THANKS.
>> Raj: [ CRYING ]
>> Slinkman: SIR, I THINK I HEAR
A...
WHAT IS THIS?
>> Lumpus: OH, IT'S A BABY.
THEY DELIVERED IT THIS MORNING.
>> Slinkman: SIR, WHO DELIVERED
IT?
>> Lumpus: I DON'T KNOW.
I WAS WAITING FOR CHINESE FOOD.
>> Slinkman: WELL, WHO DOES IT
BELONG TO?
>> Lumpus: THEY DELIVERED IT TO
ME, SLINKMAN.
DOESN'T THAT MAKE ME THE OWNER
OF...WHAT IS THIS THING AGAIN?
>> Slinkman: A BABY.
>> Lumpus: RIGHT.
FIRST WE HAVE TO FIGURE OUT
EXACTLY WHAT A BABY IS.
>> Slinkman: SIR, A BABY IS LIKE
A LITTLE PERSON...
WHO WILL ONE DAY GROW UP TO BE A
BIG PERSON.
>> Lumpus: MOTHER OF SCIENCE,
WHAT WILL THEY THINK OF NEXT?
>> Slinkman: HERE, WATCH OVER
HIM UNTIL I CAN FIND OUT WHERE
HE CAME FROM.
>> Lumpus: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
WHAT DO I DO?
>> Slinkman: WELL, ACT KIND OF
LIKE HIS DADDY UNTIL I GET BACK,
WHICH, FOR THE BABY'S SAKE, WILL
BE SHORTLY.
>> Lumpus: HIS DADDY?
I'VE NEVER BEEN A DADDY BEFORE.
YES, I'M YOUR DADDY.
YES, I AM.
[ BABBLING ]
YAHH!
AH, LOOK AT YOU, HANGING ON IN
THERE LIKE A LITTLE NOSE-HAIR
HANGER.
[ LAUGHS ]
OKAY, LITTLE THING, DADDY WANTS
HIS NOSE BACK.
THERE WE GO.
>> Raj: [ CRYING ]
>> Lumpus: NO, NO, DON'T CRY.
WHAT, ARE YOU HUNGRY?
HERE YOU GO.
YUM, YUM.
IT'S SLINKMAN'S LUNCH.
HE WON'T MIND, REALLY.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
[ CRYING CONTINUES ]
AH, WHAT IS IT NOW?
âª ROCK-A-BYE, BABY âª
âª THE CRADLE FALLS DOWN âª
YOU LIKE FUNNY FACES?
[ CRYING CONTINUES ]
[ GRUNTING ]
DAHHH!
>> Raj: [ SCREAMING ]
>> Lumpus: OKAY, MAYBE IT'S NOT
SO FUNNY.
[ Shouting ] WAIT HERE!!
[ Normal voice ] I MEAN, WAIT
HERE.
DADDY NEEDS SOME HELP.
OKAY, I FOUND A BOOK THAT --
HOLY BEANSTALK, YOU'RE GROWING!
ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE SITTING
UP ALREADY?
I MEAN...
>> Raj: MARSH...MALLOW.
>> Lumpus: MARSHMALLOW!
OH, YOUR FIRST WORD.
YOU SAID YOUR FIRST WORD.
WAIT, LET ME GET MY CAMERA.
FOUND IT.
I THINK THERE'S STILL SOME
FILM --
[ SHOUTS ]
YOU'VE ALREADY TAKEN YOUR FIRST
STEP.
WHAT HAVE I DONE?
I'VE BEEN SO PREOCCUPIED, I'M
MISSING YOUR WHOLE CHILDHOOD.
>> Raj: WANT TO PLAY CATCH?
>> Lumpus: WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
I'M A LITTLE BUSY.
>> Raj: CAN I WATCH TV?
CAN I HAVE SOME MONEY?
>> Lumpus: NOW, WAIT A MINUTE,
YOUNG MAN.
>> Raj: I HATE YOU!
>> Lumpus: WHAT?
SON, WAIT!
SON, I'M SORRY.
SON! SON!
I'VE BEEN A POOR EXCUSE FOR A
FATHER.
[ CRYING ]
CATS IN THE CRADLE.
CATS IN THE CRADLE!
>> Raj: NOW, THAT WAS WEIRD.
>> Lumpus: SON?
>> Raj: I THINK I'M GOING NOW.
>> Lumpus: GOING? BUT WHERE?
>> Raj: BACK TO CAMP AND OUTDOOR
LIVING.
I AM THROUGH WITH GADGETS.
HI, MR. SLINKMAN.
>> Slinkman: HI, RAJ.
>> Lumpus: BUT -- B-BUT --
>> Slinkman: WELL, I THINK I
FOUND A PLACE TO --
SIR, WHERE'S THE BABY?
>> Lumpus: ALL GROWN UP,
SLINKMAN.
HE LEFT FOR CAMP.
LIKE A BIRD, SLINKMAN, LEAVING
THE NEST.
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
OH, FINALLY, MY CHINESE FOOD.
SHEESH.
WHAT IS THIS?
GREAT, SOMEBODY LEFT A BOX OF
JUNK ON MY PORCH.
>> Slinkman: ACTUALLY, THERE'S A
NOTE.
"THANKS FOR A WONDERFUL
CHILDHOOD."
>> Lumpus: MY SON.
>> Slinkman: HE LEFT YOU A BOX
OF LABOR-SAVING GADGETS.
HA, HERE'S AN AUTOMATIC
UNDERWEAR CHANGER.
>> Lumpus: REALLY?
OOH, LET ME TRY.
GIVE ME, GIVE ME, GIVE ME.
>> Slinkman: SIR, I THINK YOU
NEED TO BE CAREFUL.
>> Lumpus: WHOA!
WHAT ELSE IS HERE?
OOH, A NOSE PICKER.
>> Slinkman: SIR, I DON'T THINK
THIS IS A GOOD IDEA.
>> Lazlo: WELL, IT'S GOOD TO
HAVE YOU BACK, RAJ.
>> Raj: I THINK I WILL BE
CHANGING MY OWN UNDERWEAR FROM
NOW ON.
UM, CAN I BORROW YOURS IN THE
MEANTIME?
>> Lazlo: UH, SURE, I GUESS.
>> Lumpus: [ BABBLING ]
>> Slinkman: YES, SIR, WE'LL GET
YOU TO NURSE LESLIE RIGHT AWAY.
>> Chip: SKIP?
>> Skip: WHO SAID THAT?
>> Chip: WHO SAID WHAT?
>> Skip: SOMEBODY SAID MY NAME.
>> Chip: YOU MUST BE HEARING
THINGS.
>> Skip: I GUESS SO.
>> Chip: SKIP?
>> Skip: THERE IT IS AGAIN.
>> Chip: JUST IGNORE IT.
DO YOU THINK WE WILL EVER SEE
OUR PENNY AGAIN?
>> Skip: I'VE BEEN GIVING IT A
LOT OF THOUGHT, AND [SNORING]
>> Chip: THANK YOU, SKIP.
I FIND YOUR WORDS COMFORTING.
[ SNORES ]