ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR CAMP LAZLO.
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS WHO
MADE A FRIEND ♪
♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L ♪
>> ♪ A ♪
>> ♪ Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO WENT TO
CAMP ♪
♪ AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> Chip: L-A-Z-L-O.
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ YO-DE-LAY-EE ♪
[ GLASS BREAKING ]
>> Lazlo: AH-OOOOHMM.
>> Clam: AH-OOHMM.
>> Raj: AH-OOOOHMM.
>> Lazlo: AH-OOOOHMM.
>> Clam and Raj: AH-OOHMM.
>> Lazlo: AH-OOOOHMM.
>> Clam and Raj: AH-OOHMM.
>> Raj: LAZLO...
>> Lazlo: AH-OOOOHMM.
WHAT, RAJ?
AH-OOOOHMMM.
>> Raj: I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING.
>> Lazlo: WAIT FOR IT.
AH-OOOOHMM.
>> Raj: WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO BE
FEELING, ANYWAY?
>> Lazlo: TOTAL HARMONIC
CONVERGENCE BETWEEN SELF AND
NATURE.
AH-OOOOHMM.
>> Raj: AAHHOOO--
[ POINK! ]
ARGH!
DOES HARMONIC CONVERGENCE HAVE
TO BE WHILE WEARINGONLY MY
UNDERWEAR?
BECAUSE I AM NOT ENJOYING BEING
A MOSQUITO BUFFET.
>> Lazlo: NO, RAJ.
YOU AND CLAM CAN RETRIEVE YOUR
WARDROBES, IF YOU LIKE.
[ WHOOSH! ]
>> Clam: HEY!
>> Edward: HEY, JELLIES.
ARE YOU USING THESE?
BECAUSE WE NEED SOMETHING TO
TEST OUT OUR NEW
ROCKET-PROPULSION SYSTEM.
[ ZIP! ]
>> Clam: [ GASPS ]
EDWARD!
>> Lazlo: BUMMER.
CLAM JUST HAD HIS NECKERCHIEF
WAXED.
>> Clam: NECKERCHIEF!
NECKERCHIEF!
NE-CKER-CHIEF!
>> GRETCHEN?
GRE-TCHEN!
>> LOOK, AMANDINE, I ALREADY
TOLD YOU -- THE
WINGNUT SISTERHOOD CLUB IS
ANEXCLUSIVE CLUB!
>> UHH...
WHAT MAKES IT EXCLUSIVE?
>> WHAT DO YA GOT?
>> WELL, UM...
OH!
I CAN SPOT A MOUSE FROM 3 MILES
AND CAN WRITE WITH BOTH HANDS!
>> THEN WE'RE EXCLUSIVE OF
AMBIDEXTROUS BIRDS OF PREY.
NOW, SCRAM!
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
[ HONK! ]
SO, WHERE WERE WE?
[ LAUGHING ]
OH, YEAH, LAUGHING ABOUT ALL THE
DUMB THINGS OUR YOUNGER SIBLINGS
DO...
LIKE THE TIME MY BABY SISTER
TRIED TO CHEW THE PROPELLER OFF
A SHRIMP BOAT!
>> [ LAUGHING ]
OR THE TIME MY LITTLE BROTHER
TRIED TO ATTACK A SNAKE AND
SWALLOWED THE GARDEN HOSE!
>> MY LITTLE SISTER DYED HER
BEEHIVE WITH SHOE POLISH!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> OH, YEAH, THOSECRAZY SIBS.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
>> WHAT ABOUT YOU, NINA?
WHAT CRAZY THINGS HASYOUR
YOUNGER SIB DONE?
>> UMM...HEH.
OH, WELL...LET'S SEE...
UMM...
WELL, THERE WAS THAT TIME HE,
UMM, WHEN THERE WAS...
[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]
SO...YEAH.
>> YOU DO HAVE A SIBLING, DON'T
YOU, NINA?
>> [ GIGGLING NERVOUSLY ]
COURSE I DO.
HER NAME -- I, UH...HIS, UH...
HIS NAME --
>> [ GASPS ]
YOU'RE AN ONLY CHILD!
>> NO, NO. WAIT, WAIT, I --
>> LET ME GUESS.
YOUR PARENTS TOOK ONE LOOK AT
YOU AND DECIDED TO STOP BEFORE
IT GOT ANY WORSE!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> [ SOBBING ]
NO, I'M NOT!
I'M NOT AN ONLY CHILD!
[ CRYING ]
>> Clam: [ GRUNTING ]
[ THUD ]
[ GRUNTING ]
[ THUD ]
>> [ SOBBING ]
[ CLANG! ]
>> Clam: YOU OKAY?
>> [ WHIMPERING ]
HI, CLAM.
YEAH, I'LL BE OKAY.
THANKS.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WAY OUT HERE?
>> Clam: STUPID EDWARD.
CATAPULT CLOTHES IN TREE.
>> HUH?
WELL, I COULD HELP YOU GET
THOSE.
[ RATCHET! ]
[ CLANK! CLANK! CLANK! ]
>> Clam: THANKS, NINA!
>> YOU'RE VERY WELCOME, CLAM.
>> Clam: TEAMWORK!
>> WE DO WORK VERY WELL
TOGETHER, CLAM.
SHUCKS, WE COULD ALMOST BE...
RELATED.
>> Clam: ANYTHING CLAM CAN DO
FOR NINA?
>> WELL...
ACTUALLY...
MAYBE THEREIS ONE THING.
>> LITTLE BROTHER?!
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
CLAM'S MY LITTLE BROTHER.
>> Clam: HEY.
>> THAT BEAN RUNT -- FROMYOUR
GENE POOL?
>> I KNOW IT'S SHOCKING, WHICH
IS WHY I -- I MEAN -- HEH --
WE'VECHOSEN TO KEEP IT QUIET
UP TILL NOW.
>> YOU BUYIN' IT?
SOUNDS TOO WEIRD TO ME.
>> DO YOU BELIEVE HER?
>> I DON'T LIKE THE LOOKS OF IT.
>> AHA!
WELL, THE WINGNUT SISTERHOOD
REQUESTS THAT YOU PROVE IT.
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
>> A-ALL RIGHT.
CLAM, WE'LL ASK THE UNIVERSE
BOARD.
OOHHMMM...
OH, UNIVERSE BOARD, WHO IS MY
LITTLE BROTHER?
>> Clam: OOHHMM...
>> Both: C-L-A-M! CLAM!
>> THERE, SEE?
THE UNIVERSE BOARD SAYS SO.
>> NO WAY!
>> GOSH, NINA, I GUESS YOU DO
HAVE A YOUNGER SIBLING.
>> THE WINGNUT SISTERHOOD STANDS
CORRECTED.
SAY, NINA, DO YOU THINK YOUR
LITTLE BRO CAN HANG OUT WITH US?
>> YEAH!
WE CAN MAKE HIM A JUNIOR
WINGNUT!
>> YOU CAN RAGE WITH US!
WE'RE TOTALLY NUTS!
>> WELL...
SURE.
I GUESS IT WOULD BE OKAY.
[ TWANG! POINK! ]
[ SPROING! ]
>> Clam: [ LAUGHS ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> All: GO! GO! GO! GO!
[ BOING! ]
>> Both: WHEE!
HA HA!
HEH HEH HAA!
EE!
HA HA!
>> All: GO! GO!
[ MOTOR WHIRRING ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> Both: WHEEEE!
>> All: GO! GO! GO!
[ BOING! ]
>> Both: AAAAH!
[ GIGGLING ]
>> WHEE!
>> Clam: WHOO-HOO!
[ TURBINES WHIRRING ]
[ ZOOM! ]
>> Both: AAAH!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> OH, NINA.
THIS IS THE MOST FUN THE
WINGNUTS HAVE EVER HAD!
THANKS TO YOUR LITTLE BRO.
>> THE ONLY QUESTION NOW IS
WHAT TO DO NEXT.
>> YEAH, THAT WAS A LOT OF
WINGNUT FUN.
IT'LL BE HARD TO TOP THAT.
>> I KNOW!
WHAT ARE LITTLE BROTHERS BEST AT
DOING?
>> All: PRA-NKS!
>> [ Singsong voice ] COMING!
[ LAUGHS ]
HELLO?
WHO'S THERE?
>> Clam: FISH-FACE SAYS, "WHAT."
>> WHAT?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Clam: FISH-FACE SAYS, "WHAT."
>> WHAT?!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Clam: FISH-FACE SAYS, "WHAT."
FISH-FACE SAYS, "WHAT."
[ LAUGHS ]
NYAH-NYAH!
>> OH, WHAT IS GOING ON?
WHO IS THAT?
[ LAUGHTER ]
CLAM.
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS,
HUH?
WHY DO I GET THE FEELING SOMEONE
PUT YOU UP TO THIS?
HMM.
UH-HUH. UH-HUH.
JUST AS I THOUGHT.
THIS HAS "WINGNUT SHENANIGANS"
WRITTEN ALL OVER IT.
>> IT WAS NINA, MISS DOE.
SHE PUT HER BROTHER UP TO IT!
>> BROTHER?
WHO, CLAM?
OH, NINA'S LITTLE BROTHER?!
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
NINA'S AN ONLY CHILD.
OH, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE.
WHERE WOULD YOU GET AN IDEA LIKE
THAT?
>> [ WAILING ]
[ SOBBING ]
>> WHY IS IT THAT EVERY TIME A
CAMPER GETS UPSET, THEY RUN INTO
THE WOODS?
>> DUNNO.
>> Clam: UH-OH! NINA!
>> WHAT A COUPLE OF WEIRDOS.
I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF WINGNUT
LIES ABOUT HAVING A LITTLE
BROTHER?
>> WHAT A CHUMP.
>> [ WAILING ]
>> Clam: NINA, WAIT!
>> [ SOBBING HYSTERICALLY ]
[ CLANG! ]
>> Clam: OH...
NINA.
>> I'M SORRY, CLAM.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO GET YOU IN
TROUBLE.
>> Clam: THAT'S OKAY.
>> I GUESS I'M JUST NOT WINGNUT
MATERIAL.
>> WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL ABOUT
BEING A WINGNUT, ANYWAY?
>> MISS DOE?
>> NEVER GOT THAT WHOLE THING
BACK WHEN I WAS A
SQUIRREL SCOUT.
>> YOU USED TO BE A WINGNUT?
>>USED TO BE.
OH, OH, SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH.
>> Edward: EASY.
EASY, NOW.
THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT.
THERE!
[ LAUGHS ]
WE GOT A PERFECT SHOT OF THOSE
STUPID SQUIRREL SCOUTS.
JUST WAIT TILL WE GIVE 'EM A
TASTE OF THEIR OWN MELON AMMO
FOR A CHANGE.
>> Chip: [ MUNCHING ]
MMM!
>> Edward: CHIP!
>> Chip: HUH?
>> BEANS AT 3:00.
MM-HMM.
JUST AS I SUSPECTED.
[ RADIO CHATTER ]
I READ YOU, BEANSTALKS.
JUST LOCATED TARGET.
MM-HMM.
JUST LIKE YOU SAID.
[ INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER ]
COPY THAT.
WAIT FOR MY SIGNAL.
NUTCRACKER, OUT.
YOU KNOW, NINA, I TOLD A FIB
MUCH LIKE YOURS INMY WINGNUT
YEARS.
I'M AN ONLY CHILD, TOO.
[ INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER ]
I GUESS THE SHOW HAS STARTED.
>> Edward: READY...
AIM...
FIRE!
[ ZIP! ]
[ SPLAT! ]
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
>> [ LAUGHS ]
LOOK AT 'EM SQUIRM.
>> OH, YES!
I JUST LOVE WATCHING THE
WINGNUTS GET WALLOPED!
>> Clam: NOT FAIR!
WHY LET EDWARD WIN?
>> YEAH!
THOSE BEANS CATAPULTED CLAM'S
CLOTHES!
THAT'S NOT FAIR, EITHER.
>> OH, MY DEAR CLAM.
BEANS SHOULD NEVER WIN, EITHER.
WHY GIVE THEM SATISFACTION?
NUTCRACKER TO BEANSTALKS.
ARE YOU READY TO SLIME THE
TARGET?
>> BEANSTALKS TO NUTCRACKER.
READY TO SLIME.
SLIMES AWAY!
[ LAUGHING ]
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
>> Skip: I'VE BEEN TURNED TO
GOO!
>> Edward: WHY IS IT THAT EVERY
TIME WE TRY TO PULL AN AMBUSH,
SOMEONE KEEPS SELLIN' US OUT?!
>> BEANSTALKS TO NUTCRACKER.
TARGET HAS BEEN SLIMED.
REPEAT -- TARGET SLIMED.
>> ROGER, BEANSTALKS.
RETURN TO BASE.
OVER.
>> Clam: [ LAUGHS ]
>> HIYA, NUTCRACKER.
>> NICE SHOOTIN', BEANSTALKS.
>> YOU MEAN --
>> YEP.
I ASKED BEANSTALKS HERE TO
PRETEND TO BEMY LITTLE BRO...
OOH -- A LONG TIME AGO.
>> [ Chuckling ] OH, JANIE.
YOU BORING THE CHILDREN WITH
THAT STORY AGAIN?
>> HEY, THANKS FOR THE TIP ON
EDWARD.
>> ARE YOU KIDDING?
I LOVE MAKING THOSE BEAN TWERPS
SQUIRM.
>> [ GIGGLING ]
SEE, NINA?
SOMETIMES FRIENDSHIP IS JUST
LIKE FAMILY.
EVEN BETTER.
>> OKAY, WHO WANTS POPCORN?!
>> ALL RIGHT!
>> Clam: ME! ME! ME!
>> Both: AH-OOHMM.
>> Raj: WAIT A MINUTE!
I FEEL IT!
I-I THINK I FEEL IT!
I FEEL HARMONIC CONVERGENCE!
YES!
I FEEL IT NOW, LAZLO!
BUMMER.
GS ]
[ MUZAK PLAYS ]