1 00:00:02,530 --> 00:00:04,000 ATTENTION, CAMPERS. 2 00:00:04,100 --> 00:00:07,030 IT'S TIME FOR CAMP LAZLO. 3 00:00:07,130 --> 00:00:08,100 >> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS WHO 4 00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:08,830 MADE A FRIEND ♪ 5 00:00:08,930 --> 00:00:10,300 ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪ 6 00:00:10,400 --> 00:00:11,460 ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪ 7 00:00:11,560 --> 00:00:12,130 >> ♪ L ♪ 8 00:00:12,230 --> 00:00:12,800 >> ♪ A ♪ 9 00:00:12,900 --> 00:00:13,700 >> ♪ Z-L-O ♪ 10 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:16,700 >> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪ 11 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:19,160 >> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪ 12 00:00:19,260 --> 00:00:20,460 >> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO WENT TO 13 00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:21,300 CAMP ♪ 14 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:22,560 ♪ AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O ♪ 15 00:00:22,660 --> 00:00:24,160 >> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪ 16 00:00:24,260 --> 00:00:25,900 >> Chip: L-A-Z-L-O. 17 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,900 >> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪ 18 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:32,830 ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪ 19 00:00:32,930 --> 00:00:34,530 >> ♪ YO-DE-LAY-EE ♪ 20 00:00:34,630 --> 00:00:37,430 [ GLASS BREAKING ] 21 00:00:37,530 --> 00:00:39,630 azlo: ♪ B-I-N-G-O ♪ 22 00:00:39,730 --> 00:00:41,700 ♪ B-I-N-G-O ♪ 23 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:43,400 ♪ B-I-N-G-O ♪ 24 00:00:43,500 --> 00:00:45,200 ♪ AND BINGO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪ 25 00:00:45,300 --> 00:00:46,630 THAT WAS, YOU GUESSED IT, 26 00:00:46,730 --> 00:00:48,160 "BINGO." 27 00:00:48,260 --> 00:00:49,500 NEXT UP ON THE "BINGO" 28 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:51,330 MARATHON -- A LITTLE NUMBER FROM 29 00:00:51,430 --> 00:00:53,360 DOWN UNDER. 30 00:00:53,460 --> 00:00:55,400 ENJOY! 31 00:00:55,500 --> 00:00:57,530 [ "BINGO" INSTRUMENTAL PLAYS ] 32 00:00:57,630 --> 00:00:58,730 I HATE THIS SONG. 33 00:00:58,830 --> 00:01:00,760 >> Raj: LAZLO, CALL ON LINE TWO. 34 00:01:00,930 --> 00:01:02,260 >> Lazlo: HI, CALLER. 35 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:04,360 DO YOU HAVE A REQUEST? 36 00:01:04,460 --> 00:01:06,230 >> [ Sobbing ] YES. 37 00:01:06,330 --> 00:01:09,800 I REQUEST AN EXPLANATION. 38 00:01:09,900 --> 00:01:14,030 WHY AM I SO LONELY? 39 00:01:14,130 --> 00:01:15,130 [ CRYING ] 40 00:01:15,230 --> 00:01:16,230 >> Lazlo: CALLER? 41 00:01:16,330 --> 00:01:18,060 YOU SEEM TO HAVE A SERIOUS CASE 42 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:19,800 OF THE BLUES. 43 00:01:19,900 --> 00:01:21,800 >> YOU THINK? 44 00:01:21,900 --> 00:01:24,700 >> Lazlo: WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 45 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:26,160 >> WHY -- WHY DO YOU NEED MY 46 00:01:26,260 --> 00:01:26,900 NAME? 47 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,660 >> Lazlo: WELL, IT SAYS HERE, 48 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:30,700 "TO ESTABLISH THE ILLUSION THAT 49 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:32,460 WE ARE FRIENDS." 50 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:33,800 >> FRIENDS? 51 00:01:33,900 --> 00:01:34,660 OKAY. 52 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:37,600 UH, THIS IS, UH, NED -- I MEAN 53 00:01:37,700 --> 00:01:38,360 FRED. 54 00:01:38,460 --> 00:01:39,300 EDWARD. 55 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:41,060 MY NAME IS EDWARD. 56 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:42,730 >> Lazlo: EDWARD? 57 00:01:42,830 --> 00:01:44,030 [ LAUGHTER ] 58 00:01:44,130 --> 00:01:45,460 >> Lazlo: Shh! 59 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:47,330 EDWARD, WHAT YOU NEED IS A GOOD, 60 00:01:47,430 --> 00:01:50,630 OLD-FASHIONED HUG. 61 00:01:50,730 --> 00:01:51,600 >> A -- A HUG? 62 00:01:51,700 --> 00:01:52,900 >> Lazlo: YES. 63 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:55,430 YOU NEED TO SEE THAT PEOPLE CARE 64 00:01:55,530 --> 00:01:56,460 ABOUT YOU. 65 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:59,460 >> PEOPLE CARE ABOUT ME? 66 00:01:59,560 --> 00:02:02,060 >> HEY, IT'S A TOILET, NOT A 67 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:03,700 PHONE BOOTH. 68 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:04,830 >> AH HA HA! 69 00:02:04,930 --> 00:02:06,830 >> Lazlo: EDWARD? EDWARD! 70 00:02:06,930 --> 00:02:08,630 EDWARD, ARE YOU THERE? 71 00:02:08,730 --> 00:02:10,960 >> PLEASE HANG UP AND TRY YOUR 72 00:02:11,060 --> 00:02:11,730 CALL AGAIN. 73 00:02:11,830 --> 00:02:12,960 THIS IS A RECORDING. 74 00:02:13,060 --> 00:02:14,760 >> Lazlo: RAJ, IF EDWARD DOESN'T 75 00:02:14,860 --> 00:02:16,530 GET THOSE HUGS, HE'LL NEVER GET 76 00:02:16,630 --> 00:02:17,860 THROUGH THIS. 77 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:20,430 I PLEDGE TO HUG THE LONELINESS 78 00:02:20,530 --> 00:02:22,030 OUT OF EDWARD MYSELF. 79 00:02:22,130 --> 00:02:24,260 >> Raj: LAZLO, DO YOU HAVE THAT 80 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:25,730 MANY HUGS IN YOU? 81 00:02:25,830 --> 00:02:27,630 >> Lazlo: GOOD QUESTION. 82 00:02:27,730 --> 00:02:31,630 YEP, I GOT A FULL TANK. 83 00:02:31,730 --> 00:02:32,860 >> Skip: MISSED. 84 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:35,360 >> Edward: STOP MOVING! 85 00:02:35,460 --> 00:02:35,960 UGH! 86 00:02:36,060 --> 00:02:37,260 >> Skip: MISSED AGAIN. 87 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:39,000 >> Edward: CHIP, WILL YOU -- 88 00:02:39,100 --> 00:02:40,200 >> Skip: I'M SKIP. 89 00:02:40,300 --> 00:02:41,730 >> Edward: WHERE'S CHIP? 90 00:02:41,830 --> 00:02:43,130 >> Chip: HERE I AM. 91 00:02:43,230 --> 00:02:44,660 >> Edward: [ GROWLS ] 92 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:46,230 >> Skip: MISSED AGAIN. 93 00:02:46,330 --> 00:02:47,760 >> Lazlo: HI, EDWARD. 94 00:02:47,860 --> 00:02:49,660 >> Edward: WHAT DO YOU WANT? 95 00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:51,660 >> Lazlo: HOW ARE YOU FEELING 96 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:52,660 TODAY, EDWARD? 97 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:53,730 >> Edward: UGH! 98 00:02:53,830 --> 00:02:55,200 >> Both: MISSED AGAIN! 99 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:56,360 >> Edward: LOUSY! 100 00:02:56,460 --> 00:02:58,030 WHAT DO YOU CARE? 101 00:02:58,130 --> 00:03:00,330 >> Lazlo: I CARE, EDWARD. 102 00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:02,460 WE ALL CARE ABOUT YOU. 103 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:04,660 >> Edward: LAZLO, YOU'RE 104 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:07,100 CREEPIER THAN NORMAL TODAY. 105 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:10,500 NOW, IF YOU DON'T MIND -- UGH! 106 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:12,530 >> Both: MISSED! 107 00:03:12,630 --> 00:03:16,760 >> Edward: STOP MOVING, CHIP! 108 00:03:16,860 --> 00:03:21,300 LAZLO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 109 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:23,160 >> Lazlo: I'M HUGGING YOU, 110 00:03:23,260 --> 00:03:24,310 EDWARD. 111 00:03:30,900 --> 00:03:32,630 >> Edward: BACK OFF! 112 00:03:32,730 --> 00:03:35,930 AAAHHH! 113 00:03:36,030 --> 00:03:37,300 >> Lazlo: IT'S GONNA TAKE A LOT 114 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:38,600 MORE HUGS TO CURE THIS LONELY 115 00:03:38,700 --> 00:03:39,030 SOUL. 116 00:03:39,130 --> 00:03:39,760 >> HI, LAZ-- 117 00:03:39,860 --> 00:03:41,260 >> Lazlo: SORRY, SAMSON, CAN'T 118 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:42,360 TALK NOW. 119 00:03:42,460 --> 00:03:47,000 >> SURE, I UNDERSTAND. 120 00:03:47,100 --> 00:03:51,300 >> HEY, ARE THOSE MY EGGS? 121 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:52,700 >> Edward: UGH! 122 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:57,000 THAT WAS HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING. 123 00:03:57,100 --> 00:03:58,900 HE TOUCHED ME! 124 00:03:59,000 --> 00:03:59,830 COOTIES! 125 00:03:59,930 --> 00:04:00,900 OH, GREAT. 126 00:04:01,060 --> 00:04:03,630 WHAT A TIME FOR THE WATER TO CUT 127 00:04:03,730 --> 00:04:05,300 OFF. 128 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:07,230 TOWEL, TOWEL, TOWEL, TOWEL, 129 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:08,460 TOWEL. 130 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:09,010 AH. 131 00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:17,300 >> Lazlo: HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW, 132 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:18,800 EDWARD? 133 00:04:18,900 --> 00:04:22,730 >> Edward: AAAAH! 134 00:04:22,830 --> 00:04:25,160 HE'LL NEVER FIND ME UNDER HERE. 135 00:04:25,260 --> 00:04:27,500 >> Lazlo: FEEL BETTER, EDWARD? 136 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:30,300 >> Edward: AAAHH! 137 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:33,430 HE WON'T BE ABLE TO HUG ME IF I 138 00:04:33,530 --> 00:04:35,600 JUST KEEP RUNNING. 139 00:04:35,700 --> 00:04:39,730 [ GASPING ] 140 00:04:39,830 --> 00:04:40,430 AH. 141 00:04:40,530 --> 00:04:43,000 I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT I'M 142 00:04:43,100 --> 00:04:44,660 STARTING TO FEEL BETTER. 143 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:46,700 >> Lazlo: THAT'S GREAT, EDWARD. 144 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:48,760 IF YOU NEED A TOPPER, GIVE ME A 145 00:04:48,860 --> 00:04:49,900 CALL. 146 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:53,450 >> Edward: [ GROANING ] 147 00:04:55,630 --> 00:04:56,830 >> Lazlo: NOTHING LIKE A JOB 148 00:04:56,930 --> 00:04:57,630 WELL DONE. 149 00:04:57,730 --> 00:05:00,500 I EVEN HAVE HALF A TANK LEFT. 150 00:05:00,660 --> 00:05:01,930 HI, HAROLD. 151 00:05:02,030 --> 00:05:03,300 HOW'S IT GOING? 152 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:05,160 >> NOT SO GOOD, LAZLO. 153 00:05:05,260 --> 00:05:07,530 I'VE BEEN FISHING ALL DAY AND 154 00:05:07,630 --> 00:05:09,200 HAVEN'T CAUGHT ANYTHING. 155 00:05:09,300 --> 00:05:11,000 IT'S SORT OF DISCOURAGING. 156 00:05:11,100 --> 00:05:12,860 >> Lazlo: ALLOW ME TO HELP, 157 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:14,100 HAROLD. 158 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:17,230 >> WHAT'D YOU SAY, LAZLO? 159 00:05:17,330 --> 00:05:20,760 >> Lazlo: SEE YOU LATER. 160 00:05:20,860 --> 00:05:22,230 >> [ GRUNTING ] 161 00:05:22,330 --> 00:05:24,160 HEY, LAZLO, COULD YOU HELP ME 162 00:05:24,260 --> 00:05:26,300 WITH THIS? 163 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:29,360 >> Lazlo: GLAD TO. 164 00:05:29,460 --> 00:05:31,400 >> GEE, THANKS, LAZLO. 165 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:33,200 I GOT IT FROM HERE. 166 00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:33,960 >> NOPE. 167 00:05:34,060 --> 00:05:36,160 IT'S HOPELESS. 168 00:05:41,460 --> 00:05:43,100 >> [ WHIMPERS ] 169 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:46,900 >> MEAT LOAF AGAIN? 170 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:49,430 >> KING ME! 171 00:05:49,530 --> 00:05:52,830 >> YOUR SHOE'S UNTIED. 172 00:05:59,700 --> 00:06:03,630 >> [ GROANS ] 173 00:06:03,730 --> 00:06:05,800 >> Lazlo: WOW, I'M ALL OUT OF 174 00:06:05,900 --> 00:06:06,530 HUGS. 175 00:06:06,630 --> 00:06:08,660 WELL, I THINK I GOT JUST ABOUT 176 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:12,000 EVERYBODY. 177 00:06:12,100 --> 00:06:13,760 >> Slinkman: LAZLO, COULD I TALK 178 00:06:13,860 --> 00:06:16,630 TO YOU FOR A SECOND? 179 00:06:16,730 --> 00:06:17,830 SIT DOWN, SON. 180 00:06:17,930 --> 00:06:20,060 YOU SEE, LAZLO, THERE HAVE BEEN 181 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:21,460 A FEW COMPLAINTS. 182 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:23,400 >> Lazlo: AM IN TROUBLE, 183 00:06:23,500 --> 00:06:24,800 MR. SLINKMAN? 184 00:06:24,900 --> 00:06:26,760 >> Slinkman: NO, NO. 185 00:06:26,860 --> 00:06:29,330 I JUST WANTED TO TALK TO YOU 186 00:06:29,430 --> 00:06:30,360 ABOUT AFFECTION. 187 00:06:30,460 --> 00:06:32,230 >> Lazlo: YOU MEAN LIKE KISSING? 188 00:06:32,330 --> 00:06:34,060 >> Slinkman: WHOA, WHOA, BACK IT 189 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:35,060 UP, THERE, SON. 190 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:36,500 ALL I'M TALKING ABOUT IS 191 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:37,200 HUGGING. 192 00:06:37,300 --> 00:06:38,430 >> Lazlo: OH, YES. 193 00:06:38,530 --> 00:06:39,530 HUGGING IS GOOD. 194 00:06:39,630 --> 00:06:41,230 >> Slinkman: WELL, YOU SEE, 195 00:06:41,330 --> 00:06:43,160 HUGGING IS GOOD WHEN HUGGING IS 196 00:06:43,260 --> 00:06:43,800 WANTED. 197 00:06:43,900 --> 00:06:44,830 >> Lazlo: AHHH! 198 00:06:44,930 --> 00:06:46,630 ARE YOU SAYING THERE'S SOMEONE 199 00:06:46,730 --> 00:06:48,330 IN CAMP WHO'S HUGGING PEOPLE 200 00:06:48,430 --> 00:06:50,100 THAT DON'T WANT TO BE HUGGED? 201 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:51,630 >> Slinkman: I KNOW, IT'S 202 00:06:51,730 --> 00:06:53,400 EMBARRASSING, BUT IF IT STOPS 203 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:55,300 NOW, WE'LL FORGET ALL ABOUT IT. 204 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:57,100 >> Lazlo: AND YOU THINK I CAN 205 00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:57,860 STOP THIS? 206 00:06:57,960 --> 00:06:59,830 >> Slinkman: YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE 207 00:06:59,930 --> 00:07:00,530 WHO CAN. 208 00:07:00,700 --> 00:07:01,830 >> Lazlo: AND YOU SAY YOU'VE 209 00:07:01,930 --> 00:07:03,200 FORGOTTEN WHO THE HUGGER IS? 210 00:07:03,300 --> 00:07:04,630 >> Slinkman: SLIPPED MY MIND. 211 00:07:04,730 --> 00:07:06,130 >> Lazlo: MR. SLINKMAN, YOU CAN 212 00:07:06,230 --> 00:07:06,930 COUNT ON ME. 213 00:07:07,030 --> 00:07:08,360 >> Slinkman: I'M SO GLAD WE HAD 214 00:07:08,460 --> 00:07:09,600 THIS TALK, LAZLO. 215 00:07:09,700 --> 00:07:11,260 >> Lazlo: I AM, TOO, SIR. 216 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:13,330 REST ASSURED I WILL FIND OUT WHO 217 00:07:13,430 --> 00:07:15,100 THE OFFENDING HUGGER IS AND 218 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:18,160 BRING HIM TO JUSTICE. 219 00:07:18,260 --> 00:07:19,560 >> Slinkman: [ SIGHS ] 220 00:07:19,660 --> 00:07:21,460 SLINKMAN, YOU ARE ONE HECK OF A 221 00:07:21,560 --> 00:07:22,500 COUNSEL-- WAIT. 222 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:24,100 WHAT DID HE SAY? 223 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:26,000 >> A SHORT TIME LATER... 224 00:07:26,100 --> 00:07:28,160 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 225 00:07:28,260 --> 00:07:29,860 >> Lazlo: LISTEN UP, EVERYONE. 226 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:31,530 WILL WHOEVER'S HUGGING PEOPLE 227 00:07:31,630 --> 00:07:33,260 AGAINST THEIR WILL PLEASE STAND 228 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:33,930 UP? 229 00:07:34,030 --> 00:07:34,930 >> Edward: YOU'RE ALREADY 230 00:07:35,030 --> 00:07:35,600 STANDING. 231 00:07:35,700 --> 00:07:36,830 >> Lazlo: SAVE THE JOKES, 232 00:07:36,930 --> 00:07:37,360 EDWARD. 233 00:07:37,460 --> 00:07:38,260 THIS IS SERIOUS. 234 00:07:38,360 --> 00:07:39,830 NOW, SLINKMAN HAS JUST INFORMED 235 00:07:39,930 --> 00:07:41,660 ME THAT ONE OF YOU HAS BEEN 236 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:43,000 RUNNING AROUND AND 237 00:07:43,100 --> 00:07:44,830 INDISCRIMINANTLY GIVING OUT 238 00:07:44,930 --> 00:07:47,760 HUGS, AND HE'S ENTRUSTED ME TO 239 00:07:47,860 --> 00:07:49,900 PUT A STOP TO IT. 240 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:53,400 SO, I'M ASKING YOU AGAIN, WHICH 241 00:07:53,500 --> 00:07:56,430 ONE OF YOU IS THE HUGGER? 242 00:07:56,530 --> 00:07:57,930 >> Edward: YOU'RE THE HUGGER! 243 00:07:58,030 --> 00:07:58,700 [ GROANS ] 244 00:07:58,800 --> 00:07:59,960 >> Lazlo: WASN'T FUNNY THE FIRST 245 00:08:00,060 --> 00:08:01,000 TIME, EDWARD. 246 00:08:01,160 --> 00:08:03,160 AND THERE'S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT 247 00:08:03,260 --> 00:08:05,230 A HUG. 248 00:08:05,330 --> 00:08:07,860 IT HAS THE POWER TO CHANGE LIVES 249 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:10,400 FOR THE BETTER, BUT IF MISUSED, 250 00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:12,960 A HUG CAN CAUSE A GREAT DEAL OF 251 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:14,900 UNCOMFORTABLENESS. 252 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:15,760 >> I AGREE. 253 00:08:15,860 --> 00:08:17,760 >> Lazlo: SO I THINK IT'S CLEAR 254 00:08:17,860 --> 00:08:19,530 WHY I ASKED ALL OF YOU HERE 255 00:08:19,630 --> 00:08:20,260 TODAY. 256 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:22,230 >> UM, YOU DIDN'T ASK US HERE. 257 00:08:22,330 --> 00:08:23,830 >> YEAH, IT'S LUNCHTIME. 258 00:08:23,930 --> 00:08:25,600 >> Lazlo: OH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 259 00:08:25,700 --> 00:08:27,230 WELL, I'M SURE YOU'RE ALL 260 00:08:27,330 --> 00:08:28,500 WONDERING WHY I'VE 261 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:30,200 SURREPTIOUSLY PLANNED THIS 262 00:08:30,300 --> 00:08:31,500 GATHERING DURING YOUR LUNCH. 263 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:32,760 >> Skip: TO FIND OUT WHO THE 264 00:08:32,860 --> 00:08:33,500 HUGGER IS? 265 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:34,530 >> Chip: DIDN'T WE ALREADY GO 266 00:08:34,630 --> 00:08:35,300 OVER THIS? 267 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:36,700 >> Lazlo: YES, WE DID GO OVER 268 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:38,060 THIS, BUT IT BEARS REPEATING 269 00:08:38,160 --> 00:08:38,960 ANYWAY. 270 00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:39,960 THANK YOU, CHIP. 271 00:08:40,060 --> 00:08:42,460 NOW, I KNOW WHAT ALL OF YOU ARE 272 00:08:42,560 --> 00:08:43,430 THINKING. 273 00:08:43,530 --> 00:08:45,930 YOU'RE THINKING HOW IS HE GONNA 274 00:08:46,030 --> 00:08:47,930 FIGURE OUT WHO THE HUGGER IS? 275 00:08:48,030 --> 00:08:49,860 WELL, I'LL JUST GO AHEAD AND 276 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:51,630 SHOW YOU HOW. 277 00:08:51,730 --> 00:08:53,900 WITH THIS. 278 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:57,460 >> AN ARTIFICIAL GAS FIRE LOG? 279 00:08:57,560 --> 00:08:59,960 >> Lazlo: I MEAN, THIS! 280 00:09:00,060 --> 00:09:01,230 >> Skip: AAAAH! 281 00:09:01,330 --> 00:09:04,760 A GIANT CUTE TEDDY ELEPHANT. 282 00:09:04,860 --> 00:09:07,660 [ CRYING ] 283 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:09,160 >> Lazlo: WELL, SKIP, YOU'RE 284 00:09:09,260 --> 00:09:10,460 ONLY PARTIALLY CORRECT. 285 00:09:10,560 --> 00:09:11,960 IT IS INDEED A STUFFED TEDDY 286 00:09:12,060 --> 00:09:14,560 ELEPHANT, BUT NOT JUST ANY TEDDY 287 00:09:14,660 --> 00:09:15,530 ELEPHANT. 288 00:09:15,630 --> 00:09:17,900 BECAUSE THIS ONE CAN TELL HOW 289 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:20,430 MANY HUGS A PERSON HAS GIVEN IN 290 00:09:20,530 --> 00:09:22,300 THE LAST 24 HOURS. 291 00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:24,530 >> Edward: AND HOW DOES 292 00:09:24,630 --> 00:09:25,830 IT DO THAT, 293 00:09:25,930 --> 00:09:27,500 DETECTIVE MONKEY FOR BRAINS? 294 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:29,400 >> Lazlo: YOU JUST GIVE IT A HUG 295 00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:31,330 AND IT GIVES A READOUT. 296 00:09:31,430 --> 00:09:32,060 SEE? 297 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:34,400 OKAY, NOW, I WANT EVERYBODY TO 298 00:09:34,500 --> 00:09:36,830 COME UP HERE AND GIVE IT A HUG 299 00:09:36,930 --> 00:09:39,200 JUST LIKE I DID. 300 00:09:39,300 --> 00:09:41,060 >> Edward: OH, COME ON. 301 00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:42,060 >> STUPID. 302 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:44,400 >> Lazlo: THAT'S RIGHT, SINGLE 303 00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:45,100 FILE. 304 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:47,000 OKAY, CHIP, YOU FIRST. 305 00:09:47,100 --> 00:09:49,130 OKAY, CHIP, IT'S NOT YOU. 306 00:09:49,230 --> 00:09:50,260 PING PONG? NO. 307 00:09:50,360 --> 00:09:52,300 COME ON, GUYS, GIVE IT A GOOD 308 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:54,360 SQUEEZE LIKE THIS. 309 00:09:54,460 --> 00:09:56,000 DAVE? 310 00:09:56,100 --> 00:09:57,430 NUH-UNH. 311 00:09:57,530 --> 00:09:58,760 HAROLD? 312 00:09:58,860 --> 00:09:59,930 NO. 313 00:10:00,030 --> 00:10:03,230 ALL RIGHT, EDWARD, YOUR TURN. 314 00:10:03,330 --> 00:10:04,000 OH. 315 00:10:04,100 --> 00:10:05,360 UM, NEXT. 316 00:10:05,460 --> 00:10:08,200 NO. NEXT. 317 00:10:08,300 --> 00:10:09,500 NO. 318 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:11,660 NO, NOT YOU, EITHER. 319 00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:14,530 HEY, YOU THERE, NOT SO FAST. 320 00:10:14,630 --> 00:10:17,530 SO, YOU THOUGHT BEING THE LAST 321 00:10:17,630 --> 00:10:20,230 ONE IN LINE WOULD -- 322 00:10:20,330 --> 00:10:22,060 OH, IT'S NOT YOU, EITHER. 323 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:23,760 DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. 324 00:10:23,860 --> 00:10:25,100 THIS SHOULD WORK. 325 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:26,960 >> Edward: LAZLO, FACE IT, 326 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:27,760 ALREADY. 327 00:10:27,860 --> 00:10:28,800 YOU'RE THE HUGGER! 328 00:10:28,900 --> 00:10:30,260 >> Lazlo: I TOLD YOU THAT JOKE'S 329 00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:32,430 NOT WORKING. 330 00:10:32,530 --> 00:10:34,530 YOU MUST NOT BE HUGGING IT HARD 331 00:10:34,630 --> 00:10:35,460 ENOUGH. 332 00:10:35,560 --> 00:10:38,000 IF WE JUST GIVE IT A LITTLE 333 00:10:38,100 --> 00:10:39,560 MORE. 334 00:10:39,660 --> 00:10:42,560 [ GRUNTS ] 335 00:10:42,660 --> 00:10:47,100 [ ALL SHOUTING ] 336 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:48,500 >> Edward: PERFECT, HE HUGGED 337 00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:50,000 HIMSELF TO DEATH. 338 00:10:50,100 --> 00:10:52,060 NOW WE CAN FINISH LUNCH. 339 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:54,760 >> Lazlo: [ GROANING ] 340 00:10:54,860 --> 00:10:57,460 >> Slinkman: LET ME TRY TO BE 341 00:10:57,560 --> 00:10:59,660 CLEAR THIS TIME, LAZLO. 342 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:02,200 I NEED YOU TO STOP HUGGING 343 00:11:02,300 --> 00:11:04,730 EVERYONE. 344 00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:05,860 >> Lazlo: I STILL DON'T GET THAT 345 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:10,300 JOKE. 346 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:12,200 >> Raj: HELLO? 347 00:11:12,300 --> 00:11:13,600 >> IS THIS THE REQUEST LINE? 348 00:11:13,700 --> 00:11:15,300 >> Raj: SPEAK UP, SIR. 349 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:16,960 >> I HAVE A REQUEST. 350 00:11:17,060 --> 00:11:19,130 >> Raj: CALLER, I CAN'T HEAR 351 00:11:19,230 --> 00:11:20,260 YOU. 352 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:23,060 >> I SAID I HAVE A REQUEST! 353 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:24,130 >> Raj: HA HA! 354 00:11:24,230 --> 00:11:25,430 THANK YOU, CALLER. 355 00:11:25,530 --> 00:11:27,130 DUE TO THE RECENT RASH OF 356 00:11:27,230 --> 00:11:29,130 HUGGING, WE CAN NO LONGER TAKE 357 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:30,030 REQUESTS. 358 00:11:30,130 --> 00:11:31,860 >> Lazlo: ♪ B-I-N-G-O ♪ 359 00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:34,860 ♪ AND BINGO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪