ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR CAMP LAZLO.
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS WHO
MADE A FRIEND ♪
♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ L
>> ♪ A
>> ♪ Z-L-O
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO WENT TO
CAMP ♪
♪ AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> Chip: L-A-Z-L-O.
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> ♪ YO-DE-LAY-EE
[ GLASS BREAKING ]
[ WAGNER'S "BRIDAL CHORUS"
PLAYS ]
>> WHAT'S ALL THE RUCKUS?
OOH! A WEDDIN'!
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
OOPSIES! SORRY I'M LATE.
I JUST LOVE WEDDIN's!
WHO'S THE LUCKY FELLA?
>> Lazlo: Um,you are.
>> [ GASPS ]
WELL, I'LL BE!
[ PLUNK! PLOP! ]
I'M COMING, TOOTS!
>> Slinkman: DEARLY BELOVED,
WE'RE GATHERED HERE TODAY TO SEE
OUR FRIENDS JANE AND MANFRED
JOINED IN LOVING MATRIMONY.
IF ANYONE PRESENT OBJECTS TO
THIS UNION, SPEAK NOW, OR
FOREVER HOLD YOUR PIECE.
>>I OBJECT, ON ACCOUNT OF HE'S
A-ALREADY MARRIED TOME.
>> AND ME!
>> ME TOO!
>> Lumpus: HA!
>> MANFRED, I-IS THIS TRUE?
>> EH, COULD BE.
MY MEMORY'S NOT WHAT IT USED TO
BE.
>> WELL, THEN, I'M SORRY,
MANFRED.
I CAN'T MARRY YOU.
>> AW, SHOOT!
WELL, COULD YOU DO AN OLD SEA
DOG ONE LAST FAVOR?
>> WHAT'S THAT?
>> STEER ME TOWARDS THE BUFFET!
HA-CHA-CHA-CHA-CHA!
>> [ SOBBING ]
>> Lumpus: GEE, HOW WONDERFULLY
AWKWARD.
MISS DOE, I AM SO SORRY.
>> AHEM!
>> Lumpus: It's in the mail.
Now amscray fastay.
OH, YES, I REALIZE HOW PATHETIC
IT LOOKS TO BE LEFT STANDING
EMPTY-HANDED AT THE ALTAR, BUT I
CAN GET YOU OUT OF THIS.
ELEPHANT BOY.
[ FEEDBACK ]
HIT IT, MUCUS!
[ ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS ]
NOW, JANE.
♪ I KNOW THAT I'VE BEEN TOO
SOFT-SPOKEN ♪
♪ I SEE YOU, AND MY VOICE GETS
BROKEN ♪
♪ BUT NOW, AT LAST, MY NERVE HAS
WOKE ♪
♪ I'M BENDING MY KNEE
♪ I KNOW THAT LIFE IS BIG AND
HAIRY ♪
♪ BUT IT NEEDN'T BE SO SCARY
♪ JUST THINK, IF YOU AND I WERE
MARRIED HOW MERRY WE'D BE ♪
♪ MISS DOE, PLEASE MARRY ME,
BECOME MRS. ALGONQUIN C. ♪
♪ WHAT DO YOU SAY, JANEYYYY?
[ MUSIC STOPS ]
>> WELL...
[ WARBLE! ]
I'M CONFUSED...
AND DEPRESSED...
SO...
YES!
OF COURSE I'LL MARRY YOU!
[ ALL CHEER ]
>> Lumpus: OH, JANE!
HOW WONDERFULLY SPONTANEOUS!
THIS WAS TOTALLY UNEXPECTED.
Quick, Trunky, give me the ring.
>> Raj: HERE IT IS.
LET ME JUST SHINE IT UP FOR YOU.
[ PLUNK! ]
[ HUM! ]
[ TINKLE! ]
[ GRUNTS ]
IT'S STUCK!
>> Lumpus: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S
STUCK?!
>> Raj: I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S JUST NOT COMING OUT.
>> Lumpus: ONE MINUTE, DEAR.
DON'T LOSE THIS MOMENT.
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ ZIP! ]
DROP IT! DROP IT!
GIVE IT UP!
COME ON, GIVE ME MY RING BACK!
SNEEZE, BOY, SNEEZE.
>> Raj: AH--
>> Lumpus: [ GROANS ]
ALL RIGHT. FOLLOW MY LEAD.
NOW CLOSE YOUR EYES.
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ PLUNK! ]
>> HMM?!
>> Raj: HMM!
>> Lumpus: IT'S, UH, IN THERE
SOMEWHERE.
>> UH...WHAT IS?
>> Lumpus: THE RING, MY LOVE --
THE RINGOF LOVE, OF UNREQUITED
PROMISE.
IT'S, UH...IN THE ELEPHANT'S
NOSE.
DO YOU LIKE IT, JANE?
>> WELL...IT'S, UH...
OOH! IT FEELS VERY NICE.
OH! YES!
I LOVE THE RING, AND I AM NEVER
TAKING IT OFF.
I DON'T CARE WHOSE NOSE IT'S
STUCK IN.
>> Lumpus: JANE, DEAR, I'M GONNA
GIVE YOU THE WEDDING OF MY
DREAMS.
[ BELLS RING ]
>> Raj: UM, MISS DOE?
>> YES, RAJ?
>> Raj: IS IT TRUE YOU'RE NEVER
GOING TO TAKE THIS RING OFF?
>> WELL, OF COURSE I WILL!
[ LAUGHS ]
AS SOON AS I GET MY WEDDING
RING.
>> Lumpus: I KNOW THAT FOR A
WEDDING, THE FIRST ORDER OF
BUSINESS IS THE FOOD.
>> Raj: [ LAUGHING ]
YOU BROUGHT IN A HARDWARE-STORE
CATALOG.
YOU ARE SUCH A JOKESTER.
YOU'RE NOT A JOKESTER?
>> Lumpus: GO AHEAD AND CHECK
OUT PAGE 38.
>> BIRDSEED?
>> Lumpus: BUT WAIT.
YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE BEST PART
YET.
TAKE THREE OR FOUR OF THESE
GARBAGE CANS, RIGHT, FILL THEM
UP WITH LEAVES -- WHICH WON'T
COST US A DIME -- LIGHT THOSE
SUCKERS UP, AND -- BOO!
AMBIENCE.
>> Raj: SCOUTMASTER, MAY I HAVE
A WORD WITH MY CLIENT?
>> Lumpus: CLIENT?
>> Raj: I GREW UP WITH 17 OLDER
SISTERS.
I THINK I KNOW A THING OR TWO
ABOUT WEDDINGS.
>> Lumpus: HMPH.
>> Raj: [ WHISPERING ]
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS...
UM...WE DECIDED WE LIKE THE
CATALOG IDEA, BUT WITH A LITTLE
DIFFERENT CATALOG.
SAY HELLO TO ELEGANCE.
>> WELL, HELLO!
>> Raj: LAST YEAR WAS VERY BIG
WITH BLUE, BUT THIS YEAR,
EVERYBODY'S DOING PINK.
>> I WOULD HAVE NEVER THOUGHT.
>> Raj: I KNOW, AND IT WORKS.
HMM.
THEY ARE REAL CRYSTAL, JANE.
>> SHOULD WE GET THEM?
>> Lumpus: MISS DOE, MAY I SPEAK
WITH YOUALONE FOR A MOMENT?
WE HAVE A TRADITION IN OUR
FAMILY, JANE -- WE USE OLD JELLY
JARS FOR GLASSES.
IT'S ECONOMICAL, HOMEY --
>> Raj: [ LAUGHING ]
JELLY -- JELLY JARS FOR GLASSES!
SO, WHILE THEY BOX UP THESE
CRYSTAL GLASSES, LET'S TAKE A
LOOK-SEE AT THE FLATWARE, SHALL
WE?
>> OOH!
OH, THIS ISSO FUN.
>> Lumpus: YEAH, WHAT A BLAST.
>> PLATES.
CAN'T FORGET THE PLATES.
>> Raj: PORCELAIN OR FINE CHINA?
>> Lumpus: EITHER OF YOU SNOBS
EVER HEARD OF PAPER PLATES?
>> WHO KNEW SUCH BEAUTIFUL
FLOWERS GREW IN THE GOBI DESERT?
>> Lumpus: HMPH.
GOBI SCHMOBI RARE FLOWERS.
>> OOH!
AND UP HERE ARE THE DESIGNER
TUXEDOES.
WOULDN'T LUMPY LOOK GOOD IN
PURPLE SILK?
>> Lumpus: AAH!
[ CRASH! ]
>> OOH!
WHAT A PERFECT PLACE FOR A
HONEYMOON.
>> Lumpus: WAIT A MINUTE.
STOP IT RIGHT THERE.
I'VE GOT THE HONEYMOON COVERED.
>> OOH, BUT, LUMPUS, YOU'VE GOT
TO SEE THIS.
>> Raj: THE GELATO PALAZZO, A
FIVE-STAR HOTEL HIGH IN THE
ALPS.
THE WHOLE PLACE IS MADE OF
GOURMET ICE CREAM,
ITALIAN-STYLE.
>> Lumpus: NO, NO, NO.
I'VE ALREADY MADE ALL THE
ARRANGEMENTS -- A NICE, QUIET
ROMANTIC SPOT IN THE WOODS --
LAKE PRICKLY PINE.
>> Raj: YOU MEAN LEAKEY LAKE?
>> Lumpus: SOME PEOPLE CALL IT
THAT, YES.
>> Raj: LOVE IS NOT SOLD
SECONDHAND.
>> Lumpus: YOU STAY OUT OF THIS!
YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH DAMAGE FOR
ONE DAY!
>> Raj: I'M JUST MAKING THE
HAPPIEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE
HAPPIER!
>> Lumpus: SAY, WHOSE WEDDING IS
THIS, ANYWAY?
>> MINE.
>> Raj: GELATO PALAZZO!
>> Lumpus: LEAKEY LAKE!
>> Raj: GELATO PALAZZO!
>> Lumpus: LEAKEY LAKE!
COME ON, JANE.
LET'S GET HAPPILY MARRIED.
>> BUT -- BUT --
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
BUT MY RING!
I AM NOT LETTING GO OF MY RING!
[ CLATTER! ]
>> Lumpus: JANE?
[ TWEET! TWEET! ]
>> WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS?
>> Lumpus: RAJ?
WHERE'S MY FIANC\E?
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HER?
>> I'M IN HERE!
>> Lumpus: WELL, GET OUT OF
THERE.
WE'RE GETTING HITCHED IN LESS
THAN AN HOUR.
>> I'M STUCK.
>> Raj: [ CHUCKLES ]
>> Lumpus: WHY IS IT THAT
ANYTHING OF ANY VALUE TO ME ENDS
UP IN THAT BLACK-HOLE TRUNK OF
YOURS?!
THAT'S IT.
THE WEDDING'S CANCELED.
>> Raj: SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS, WE
CAN STILL HAVE A WEDDING.
>> Lumpus: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO
DO THAT WHEN MY FIANC\E IS UP
YOUR NOSE?!
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> Lazlo: THEY'RE HERE.
[ WAGNER'S "BRIDAL CHORUS"
PLAYS ]
>> Slinkman: OKAY, EVERYONE,
PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEATS.
>> Lumpus: [ GRUMBLES ]
>> Lazlo: NICE TUX, SCOUTMASTER.
>> Lumpus: UH-HUH.
[ SOUR NOTES PLAY, MUSIC STOPS ]
[ ALL GASP ]
>> Raj: HELLO.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
NICE TO SEE YOU.
>> Lumpus: COME ON, LET'S GET
THIS OVER WITH.
>> Slinkman: SIR, WHAT IS THE
MEANING OF THIS?
WHERE'S MISS DOE?
>> Lumpus: Um...stuck inside
Raj's nose.
>> Slinkman: WHAT'S THAT, SIR?
>> Lumpus: Stuck inside Raj's
nose.
>> Slinkman: SIR, I STILL
CAN'T --
>> Lumpus: MY BRIDE IS STUCK UP
THE ELEPHANT'S NOSE, OKAY?!
>> Slinkman: HM--
[ CREAK! ]
[ LAUGHING ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Lumpus: OH, JUST FORGET THE
WHOLE THING.
>> [ Sobbing ] OH, NOT AGAIN.
>> Lumpus: TOO GOOD FOR JELLY
JARS?
YOU AND YOUR FLATWARE.
>> Raj: WALKING OUT ON YOUR OWN
WEDDING, HUH?
>> Lumpus: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
>> Raj: YOU KNOW, SCOUTMASTER,
THIS DAY ISN'T ABOUT SIX-FIGURE
PRICE TAGS AND FIANC\ES STUCK IN
NOSES.
>> Lumpus: IT'S NOT?
>> Raj: IT'S ABOUT TWO CRAZY
KIDS STUCK IN A CRAZY WORLD WHO
ARE CRAZY ABOUT EACH OTHER.
>> Lumpus: CRAZY...
YOU'RE RIGHT, BOY IN A DRESS.
OH, MISS DOE?
>> Raj: COME ON, ROMEO.
GET IN THERE AND TELL HER IN
PERSON.
>> Lumpus: JANE, DARLING?
I'M SORRY, SWEETHEART.
WHOOP. HERE WE GO.
MOVE OVER, SWEETIE.
I KNOW I'VE BEEN BEASTLY, BUT
WILL YOU MARRY ME, JANE?
>> OH, ALGONQUIN!
OF COURSE I WILL.
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
>> Slinkman: WELL?
WHAT'S THE WORD?
>> Raj: THE WEDDING IS...
ON!
[ ALL CHEER ]
[ WAGNER'S "BRIDAL CHORUS"
PLAYS ]
>> Lumpus: COME ON, SLINKY!
LET 'ER RIP!
>> Slinkman: DEARLY BELOVED --
>> WHAT?
>> Lumpus: SPEAK UP!
>> Slinkman: OH, UH, JUST A SEC.
[ SNAP! ]
[ PLUNK! ]
DEARLY BELOVED...
[ ALL CHEERING ]
[ MENDELSSOHN'S "WEDDING MARCH"
PLAYS ]
[ ALL CHEER ]
>> Lumpus: OH, MRS. LUMPUS, WHAT
A PERFECT SPOT FOR A HONEYMOON.
[ SMOOCHES ]
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MORE VANILLA
SWIRL?
>> DON'T MIND IF I DO, SWEETIE.
>> Lumpus: GET LOST, SLINKMAN!
[ SMACK! ]
THREE'S A CROWD.
>> ♪ BUT IT WOULDN'T BE SO
SCARY ♪
♪ IF YOU WOULD MARRY M-E-E-E
I KNOW I'VE BEEN TOO SOFT-SPOKEN ♪
♪ I SEE YOU, AND MY VOICE GETS
BROKEN ♪
♪ BUT NOW, AT LAST, MY NERVE HAS
WOKE ♪
♪ I'M BENDING MY KNEE
♪ I KNOW THAT LIFE IS BIG AND
HAIRY ♪
♪ BUT IT NEEDN'T BE SO SCARY
[ High-pitched ] ♪ IF YOU WOULD
MARRY M-E-E ♪