ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR CAMP LAZLO.
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS WHO
MADE A FRIEND ♪
♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ L
>> ♪ A
>> ♪ Z-L-O
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO WENT TO
CAMP ♪
♪ AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> Chip: L-A-Z-L-O.
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> ♪ YO-DE-LAY-EE
[ GLASS BREAKING ]
>> Raj: MR. SLINKMAN! HELP!
>> Slinkman: I'M COMING, I'M
COMING.
KEEP CALLING, SCOUT.
>> Raj: HELP!
>> Slinkman: I HEAR YOU.
SCOUT? ARE YOU IN THE OUTHOUSE?
>> Raj: WHY DO THEY CALL IT AN
OUTHOUSE...
>> Slinkman: OH, THERE'S THE
PROBLEM -- A TONGUE DEPRESSOR.
>> Raj: SAVED!
>> Clam: MR. SLINKMAN!
MR. SLINKMAN! HELP!
>> Slinkman: I'M COMING, I'M
COMING.
>> Clam: HELP!
>> Slinkman: MUCOUS MEMBRANES!
HOW DID YOU EVER GET UP THERE?
>> Clam: DON'T KNOW.
WOKE UP HERE.
>> Slinkman: WELL, JUST HOP ON
TO MY EYESTALKS.
[ ZOOM! ]
SLOW DOWN.
YOU'RE COMING IN TOO FA--
>> Clam: OH!
>> Slinkman: OHH...
>> Lazlo: MR. SLINKMAN!
MR. SLINKMAN!
>> Slinkman: I'M COMING, I'M
COMING.
DID SOMEBODY REPLACE THE
FLAGPOLE WITH QUICKSAND?
>> Lazlo: I WAS SHOVED FROM
BEHIND.
>> Slinkman: OH, GOOD GRAMMAR!
WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THIS?
>> Edward: [ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ]
>> Slinkman: I AM VERY
DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, SCOUTS.
BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THERE USED TO
BE A TIME WHEN CAMP KIDNEY RAN
LIKE A FINELY TUNED WATCH.
>> Edward: DID THEY EVEN HAVE
WATCHES BACK THEN, SLINKY?
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Slinkman: IT WAS A SUMMER
SIMILAR TO THIS ONE...
EXCEPT, BACK THEN, CAMPERS
RESPECTED ONE ANOTHER.
THEY STUCK TOGETHER, AND
EVERYONE HAD A SMILE ON THEIR
FACE.
SO, HERE TO HELP TO BRING BACK
THAT OLD CAMP KIDNEY SPIRIT ARE
CHEESLEY, ALPINE, FANCY PANTS,
AND PHILIP.
>> Edward: [ GULPS ]
>> Slinkman: THESE ARE EDWARD'S
BIG BROTHERS AND CAMP KIDNEY
ALUMNI.
[ Chuckling ] THEY'RE THE
GREATEST.
>> HIYA, SLINKY.
GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
>> WHAT UP?
>> Slinkman: YEAH, FELLAS.
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
THEY HELP ME RUN CAMP BY THE
FINE EXAMPLES THEY SET WHEN THEY
WERE CAMPERS FOUR YEARS AGO, AND
WE SHOULD BE THANKFUL THAT
THEY'VE AGREED TO DO THE SAME
FOR YOU GUYS.
SO, I'LL LEAVE YOU TO IT, THEN.
>> THANK YOU, MR. SLINKMAN.
>> YEAH, GOOD TO SEE YOUS.
>> Slinkman: [ WHISTLING ]
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
>> IS HE GONE?
ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP, PEOPLE!
IT'S TIME TO WHIP YOU SORRY
SCOUTS INTO SHAPE OLD-SCHOOL.
ALPINE, THE NITWIT RADAR.
LET'S FIND OURSELVES A NITWIT.
>> BOOP...
BOOP...
BOOP, BOOP, BOOP, BOOP, BOOP...
BOOP-BOOP-BOOP-BOOP-BOOP --
BEEP!
>> Edward: OH...
H-HEY, FELLAS.
>> OH. HELLO, THERE, ED-WAD.
MOM MENTIONED SOMETHING ABOUT
YOU BEING AT CAMP STILL.
BEEP!
>> Edward: AAH!
[ GROANS ]
>> COME ON, ED-WAD.
LET'S GO PLAY TETHERBALL.
>> Edward: NOT TETHERBALL! NO!
>> CALM DOWN, NOW, ED-WAD.
THIS WILL ONLY TAKE A SECOND.
>> Edward: N-O-O!
>> NOW, TO HELP PUT DOWN THE LAW
AROUND HERE, ED-WAD HERE HAS
VOLUNTEERED TO SHOW US THE
PROPER WAY TO PLAY TETHERBALL.
>> Chip: I THOUGHT WEWERE
PLAYING IT RIGHT.
>> WATCH AND LEARN.
[ CRACK! CRANK! ]
>> Eddie: [ GAGS ]
[ CLANG! ]
[ WHISTLE! ]
[ WHIP! ]
>> IF ANY ONE OF YOU EVEN SO
MUCH ASLOOKS AT US WRONG...
>> Edward: AAA-AAA-AAA-AAH!
AAAH!
>> ...YOU GET TO PLAY US AT
TETHERBALLOUR WAY.
ANY QUESTIONS?
>> Skip: NO.
THAT'S DEFINITELYNOT HOW WE
PLAY TETHERBALL.
>> CABIN LOCKDOWN, PEOPLE.
NOW!
[ ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]
>> Slinkman: 303 --
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
>> KNOCKETY-KNOCK.
UM...MR. SLINKMAN, SIR?
>> Slinkman: AH, YES.
HELLO, BOYS.
COME IN.
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
>> WE WERE JUST WONDERING IF
THERE WAS ANYTHING ELSE YOU'D
LIKE US TO HELP YOU WITH WHILE
WE'RE HERE.
>> Slinkman: WELL, WHAT ABOUT
THE CAMPERS?
I NEED YOU TO SET AN EXAMPLE
AND KEEP THEM FROM GETTING
INTO --
WOW. YOU GUYS ARE FAST.
WELL, I GUESS YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN
TIME NOW.
>> THANK YOU, SIR.
WE'LL MAKE SURE TO STILL STAY ON
TOP OF THINGS.
OH, AND, MR. SLINKMAN?
>> YES, CHEESLEY?
>> DO YOU THINK
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS WOULD MIND IF
WE PAID HIM A VISIT?
>> Slinkman: I'M SURE HE'D BE
THRILLED TO SEE YOU.
>> I'M SURE HE WILL.
>> Slinkman: [ HUMMING ]
>> Edward: [ GROANS ]
>> 6 SERVING 5.
>> Edward: [ GRUNTING ]
>> I JUST LOVE TETHERBALL!
>> YEP.
LUCKY WE FOUND THIS ONE.
WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF THAT?
[ PBHHHT! ]
>> I HATE TETHERBALL!
AAH!
THIS TETHERBALL IS STUPID.
IT'S ALL FLOPPY, AND IT'S GOT
ARMS.
>> I THINK IT NEEDS AIR.
I'LL GO GET THE PUMP.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Edward: [ GULPS ]
[ PUMP! PUMP! PUMP! PUMP! ]
[ BOOM! ]
OW.
>> [ YAWNS ]
I'MNEVER GOING HOME.
>> OH, WHY SHOULD WE, WITH A
CAMP LIKE THIS?
>> YO, LUMPHEAD, THE RECEPTION!
WHAT GIVES?
>> Lumpus: NYEH!
>> MOVE YOUR ANTLERS AGAIN.
>> Lumpus: YES, SIR.
YES, MR. CHEESLEY, SIR.
MY BAD.
HOW'S THAT?
>> NAH.
>> Lumpus: THAT?
>> NOPE.
>> Lumpus: THAT?
>> NAH.
>> Lumpus: THAT?
[ SNAP! ]
>> HOLD IT.
THAT'S IT -- RIGHT THERE.
>> Lumpus: MR. CHEESLEY, SIR,
MAY I JUST SAY WHAT A PLEASURE
IT I-IS TO HAVE YOU BACK AT
CAMP AGAIN?
>> JUST LIKE OLD TIMES, EH,
LUMPY?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Raj: LAZLO, IS THIS PERPETUAL
STATE OF FEAR WHAT SLINKMAN HAD
IN MIND WHEN HE SAID THIS IS
WHAT CAMP KIDNEY USED TO BE
LIKE?
>> Lazlo: SOMEHOW, I DON'T THINK
SLINKMAN IS REMEMBERING
EVERYTHING ABOUT THE
PLATYPUS BROTHERS!
>> Edward: [ GROANING ]
>> WHAT HAPPENED TO THE
TETHERBALL?
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> I DON'T THINK ITIS A
TETHERBALL.
>> Edward: I AM NOT A
TETHERBALL!!
>> MAYBE IT'S A PLATYPUS
TETHERBALL.
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> WHEN IT'S MAD, IT SOUNDS LIKE
CHEESLEY.
[ SCREECH! ]
>> Edward: HOW DO YOU KNOW
CHEESLEY?
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
EVERYONE AT CAMP KIDNEY KNOWS
CHEESLEY PLATYPUS.
>> WE KNOWALL THE
PLATYPUS BROTHERS.
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> Edward: YOU THINKTHIS IS
CAMP KIDNEY?
>> A SUMMER PARADISE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> Edward: WHO TOLD YOU THIS WAS
CAMP KIDNEY?
>> CHEESLEY AND THE
PLATYPUS BROTHERS.
WHO ELSE?
>> YEAH, WHEN THEY NAMED OUR
CABIN "ROTTEN BEAN" AND MOVED US
WAY OUT HERE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> Edward: DO YOU TWO HAVE ANY
CLUE HOW LONG YOU'VE BEEN OUT
HERE?
>> I DON'T KNOW -- COUPLE OF
DAYS.
IT'S HARD TO TELL.
WE DON'T GET TOO MUCH SUNLIGHT
BACK HERE.
>> Edward: THE PLATYPUS BROTHERS
WENT TO CAMP KIDNEY FOUR YEARS
AGO!
>> SAY, YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO
BE ANOTHER ONE OF THEIR
BROTHERS?
YOU LOOK A LOT LIKE THEM.
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> Edward: SOME BROTHERS.
THEY SQUASHED ME INTO A
TETHERBALL.
>> OOH!
THEY LOVE TETHERBALL.
THEY USED TO TURNUS INTO
TETHERBALLS ALL THE TIME.
>> YEAH. THEY'RE THE GREATEST.
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> Edward: WAIT A MINUTE.
THESE GUYS SMASHED YOU INTO
TETHERBALLS AND THREW YOU INTO A
STINKY SWAMP, AND YOU THINK
THEY'RE THE GREATEST?
>> WELL...YEAH.
DON'TYOU?
>> Edward: YOU KNOW WHAT?
NO, I DON'T.
I THINK THEY'RE THE WORST, AND
I'M SICK OF PUTTING UP WITH IT.
ANDYOU SHOULD, TOO.
OKAY, LOOK.
TAKE, FOR INSTANCE, TETHERBALL.
>> OH, TETHERBALL!
>> TETHERBALL!
>> Edward: ANDWHY DO YOU LOVE
TETHERBALL?
>> BECAUSE THE PLATYPUS BROTHERS
LOVE TETHERBALL.
>> Edward: AND YOU LOVE THE
PLATYPUS BROTHERS BECAUSE...
EXACTLY.
IT'S PAYBACK TIME.
>> Both: PAYBACK.
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ CHATTER! CHATTER! CHATTER! ]
>> HIGHER, LUMPHEAD, HIGHER.
I SAID "HIGHER."
>> Edward: DON'T LISTEN TO HIM,
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS!
YOU CAN PUT IT DOWN NOW.
[ THUD! ]
>> HEY! WHAT GIVES?
>> Edward: YOU'VE TERRORIZED
YOUR LAST CAMPER, CHEESLEY!
>> YEAH.
TIME TO PACK YOUR BAGS, 'CAUSE
WE'RE SENDING YOU HOME.
[ ALL CHEER ]
>> CHECK OUT THAT JALOPY.
>> SKIPPER? WARREN?
>> WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU MEAN YOU LOSERS HAVE BEEN
LIVING AS ROTTEN BEANS ALL THIS
TIME?
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND LOOK.
WITTLE EDDIE-POO MADE 'EM HIS
WITTLE BUDDIES.
>> Edward: THAT'S RIGHT,
CHEESLEY.
AND WE'VE HAD ENOUGH OF GETTING
BULLIED AROUND.
>> OH, YEAH?
WELL, WHY DON'T --
OH!
[ ALL GASP ]
>> N-NOW, HOLD ON THERE,
EDWARD.
PUT THE CABIN DOWN!
>> Edward: MAYBE YOU JUST AIN'T
THE GREATEST AFTER ALL, EH,
CHEESLEY?
>> DON'T MAKE ME TELL MOM ON
YOU.
>> Lazlo: RAJ, START THIS BABY
UP.
TIME TO GIVE ED A HAND.
[ ZIP! ]
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
[ ALL CHEER ]
>> Edward: CAMP'S OVER,
CHEESE-HEADS.
[ RUMBLING ]
>> Slinkman: OH, WHAT IS GOING
ON OUT THERE?
>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!
WE'RE GOING! WE'RE GOING!
>> Edward: THAT'S RIGHT, FELLAS!
RUN HOME TO MOMMY!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> THANK YOU, ED.
YOU'RE THE GREATEST.
>> YEAH, ED -- THE GREATEST.
>> Edward: ME?
THE...GREATEST?
[ ALL CHEER ]
>> Slinkman: EDWARD!
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!
WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO START
UP THE CABINS?
AND WHERE ARE YOUR BROTHERS?
>> Edward: UH...I DON'T KNOW,
SIR.
MUST'VE RAN OFF.
BESIDES, THEY WERE KIND OF LIKE
BULLIES AROUND HERE.
>> Raj: YEAH, NOT NICE AT ALL.
>> Skip: NOPE. MEAN.
>> Lazlo: VERY BAD MEN.
>> Slinkman: ROTTEN BEAN CABIN?
HMM...HAVEN'T SEEN THAT ONE IN A
WHILE.
NOW WHO AM I SUPPOSED TO GET TO
KEEP THESE KIDS IN LINE?
>> Lumpus: [ GROANS ]
I KNOW THAT I'VE BEEN TOO SOFT-SPOKEN ♪
♪ I SEE YOU, AND MY VOICE GETS
BROKEN ♪
♪ BUT NOW, AT LAST, MY NERVE HAS
WOKE ♪
♪ I'M BENDING MY KNEE
♪ I KNOW THAT LIFE IS BIG AND
HAIRY ♪
♪ BUT IT NEEDN'T BE SO SCARY
[ High-pitched ] ♪ IF YOU WOULD
MARRY M-E-E ♪