[ BUGLE PLAYS ]
>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS!
ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR "CAMP LAZLO!"
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS
WHO MADE A FRIEND ♪
♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO
WENT TO CAMP ♪
♪ AND TURNED IT UPSIDE-DOWN-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> [ YODELING ]
>> [ CRACK! ]
RIBBITING ]
>> HOW ABOUT THAT ONE?
>> NAH.
>> Lazlo: I REALLY LIKE THIS
BIG ONE, RAJ.
I THINK THIS IS THE ONE.
>> Raj: WOW, LAZLO!
HE IS HUGE.
>> Clam: IT'S SUPER FROG!
>> Lumpus: OH, COME ON,
SLINKMAN.
HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO PICK
OUT A STUPID FROG?
>> [ SQUAWK ]
>> Slinkman: SIR, THE KIDS ARE
REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THE ANNUAL
PRICKLY PINES FROG JUMP.
OH, HERE.
TAKE SOME PETTY CASH AND GO TO
THE GENERAL STORE TO GET SOME
LETTUCE TO FEED THE FROGS.
AND NO IMPULSE SHOPPING!
[ BEEPING ]
>> Lumpus: AH, WHAT'S THE
DAMAGE, POPS?
>> GANG WAY!
SIRLOIN COMING THROUGH.
>> HELLO, BEAUFORT.
>> HOWDY, LONNIE.
THIS YOUR LETTUCE, LONNIE?
FUNNY.
I DIDN'T FIGURE YOU FOR A PANSY
VEGAN.
>> IT AIN'T MINE.
IT'S THE HERBIVORE'S HERE.
>> WELL, SHUCKS, HERBIE.
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
HERE YOU GO.
>> Lumpus: ACTUALLY,
THE NAME IS --
>> THINK FAST, HERBIE!
WHOOPS.
>> [ LAUGHTER ]
>> SEE YOU AT THE FROG JUMP.
HA HA.
THOSE GUYS.
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
YOU GOING TO CLEAN UP YOUR
GREENS, OR WHAT?
>> Lumpus: [ GRUMBLING ]
I'LL CLEAN YOU UP.
STUPID DUMMY HEAD.
[ HORN HONKS ]
>> HEY, HERBIE,
CLEANUP ON AISLE FIVE!
WHOO-HOO!
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
WHOO-HOO!
[ FROGS RIBBITING ]
>> Raj: WHOO!
HOO, HOO, HOO, HOO!
LAZLO, YOUR FREDERICK JUMPED
13 FEET THAT TIME.
[ RIBBIT ]
>> Lazlo: YAY!
WAY TO GO!
>> Raj: HE REALLY HAS A CHANCE
TO WIN IT THIS YEAR!
>> Lazlo: GOOD JOB!
OH!
[ ENGINE REVVING ]
[ ROCK BAND PLAYS
"STAR-SPANGLED BANNER" ]
>> Slinkman: DON'T PANIC!
DON'T PANIC, CAMPERS!
IT'S JUST AN EARTHQUAKE!
WHAT IN THE WORLD?
>> Lumpus: IT'S OKAY, SLINKMAN.
IT'S ALL GOOD.
>> Slinkman: OH.
SORRY, SIR.
>> Lumpus: [ GRUNTS ]
>> Slinkman: SIR, ARE YOU OKAY?
>> Lumpus: GOOD!
I'M GOOD!
>> Samson: WHAT IS THAT?!
>> [ CLAMORING ]
>> Edward: NOW, THAT'S A TRUCK!
>> Lumpus: YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW.
IMPRESSIVE.
LOOKY, NO TOUCHY.
YOU GOT IT?
>> Slinkman: SIR, DO YOU HAVE TO
PARK IT RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF
CAMP?
>> Lumpus: HAMMIE IS MY BABY!
YOU GUYS GOT YOUR FROGS,
AND I GOT MY HAMMIE.
NOW, RUN ALONG AND GET BUSY WITH
YOUR LITTLE FROG-A-THON THING
WHILE I GET BUSY TEARING IT UP!
WHOO!
>> [ COUGHING ]
>> MY SINUSES ARE BURNING!
>> [ ROCK BAND PLAYING
"STAR-SPANGLED BANNER" ]
>> Raj: LAZLO, I DON'T KNOW HOW
MUCH LONGER OUR FROGS CAN LIVE
WITH ALL THIS EXHAUST AND
POLLUTION.
>> Lazlo: I KNOW, RAJ.
WE HAVE TO GO TALK TO
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS.
[ WHIRRING ]
>> Lumpus: WHO'S THE HANDSOME
BOY?
>> Lazlo: UM,
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS?
WE WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT
YOUR TRUCK.
>> Lumpus: WHAT?
>> Lazlo: THE EXHAUST AND NOISE
IS KILLING OUR RACE FROGS.
>> Lumpus: HMM.
HUH? WHAT'S THIS?
>> Lazlo: IT'S THE FLIER
FOR THE BIG FROG JUMP.
WOULD YOU JUST LOOK AT THAT
MANLY TROPHY?
>> Lumpus: SAY...
THAT IS PRETTY SWEET.
>> Lazlo: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT --
I'LL LET YOU RACE MY FROG AS
YOUR OWN.
>> Raj: HE'S A SURE THING.
HE CAN JUMP 13 FEET IN A SINGLE
HOP.
>> Clam: UH, WHEN HE'S HEALTHY.
>> Lazlo: THE ONLY THING YOU
HAVE TO DO IS STOP DRIVING YOUR
TRUCK FOR A WEEK SO WE CAN TRAIN
HIM AND GET HIM READY.
>> YEE-HA!
[ ENGINE REVVING ]
>> Lumpus: HA HA!
WHOOPS!
SORRY!
MY FIRST-PLACE FROG JUMP TROPHY
HOOD ORNAMENT WAS BLOCKING MY
VIEW.
HMM.
SO, YOU'RE SAYING I'LL WIN AND
I'LL GET THE TROPHY?
>> Lazlo: YOU GET THE TROPHY.
>> Lumpus: KID, YOU'RE ON.
>> Raj: [ SIGHS ]
I DON'T KNOW, LAZLO.
THESE GUYS ARE IN SORRY SHAPE.
COME ON, FROGGY.
HOW ABOUT A NICE JUICY FLY?
OH, LOOK.
YOU CAUGHT IT.
MMM!
YUMMY, YUMMY.
YOU ARE SWIFT.
>> Lumpus: ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S THE
HOLDUP?
THE FROGS MUST BE WELL BY NOW.
>> Lazlo: SCOUTMASTER, YOU SAID
YOU'D GIVE US A WEEK.
>> Lumpus: YEAH, RIGHT.
SO, HOW LONG AS IT BEEN?
>> Lazlo: 10 MINUTES.
>> Lumpus: THAT'S LONG ENOUGH.
HAND THE KEYS OVER.
>> Lazlo: WHAT ABOUT THE RACE?
REMEMBER THE TROPHY?
>> Lumpus: OH, YEAH, THE TROPHY.
WELL, THAT --
>> Lazlo: AND THE APPLAUSE?
>> Lumpus: YES, I LIKE THE
APPLAUSE.
NO!
I'VE CHANGED MY MIND.
GIVE ME THE KEYS BACK!
I NEED HAMMIE!
GIMME HAMMIE!
I WANT TO DRIVE HAMMIE!
[ SOBBING ]
>> Lazlo: SCOUTMASTER, GIVE US
TIME TO GET THE FROGS READY.
IT'LL BE WORTH IT.
>> HAMMIE!
HAMMIE!
>> Raj: HEY.
LOOK AT THAT.
HE CAUGHT A FLY.
>> Lumpus: [ GROANING ]
HAMMIE!
>> Lazlo: HE JUMPED!
FRED JUMPED!
>> Clam: LOOK!
FLOWER!
>> Raj: EVERYTHING LOOKS MUCH
HEALTHIER, DOESN'T IT?
>> Slinkman: IS HE GOING TO BE
ALL RIGHT, NURSE?
>> WELL, I'VE GOT HIM ON A
VENTILATION OF CAR EXHAUST AND
AN ACID RAIN DRIP.
IT SHOULD CURB THE TREMORS A
BIT.
OKAY, SCOUTMASTER, UPSIE-DAISY.
WE'RE GOING TO GET YOU OUT FOR A
LITTLE FRESH AIR.
>> Lumpus: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND,
NURSEY.
I'M FRIGHTENED.
FRIGHTENED TO BE OUT IN THE OPEN
WITHOUT MY HAMMIE.
WHAT WILL I ATTACH
MY IDENTITY TO?
>> YOU'LL FIGURE IT OUT.
>> Lazlo: HEY, LOOK AT THAT!
>> Raj: THEY ARE REALLY JUMPING
WELL, NOW.
>> HERE YOU GO, SCOUTMASTER.
YOU CAN WATCH THE JELLIES TRAIN
THEIR FROGS.
>> Lazlo: LOOK AT HOW HEALTHY
FREDERICK LOOKS NOW,
SCOUTMASTER -- THANKS TO YOU.
WHOOPS!
HA HA.
>> Lumpus: HEY!
GET IT OFF ME!
IT'S EXCRETING FROG JUICE.
AAGH!
HE STUCK HIS TONGUE UP MY NOSE.
>> Raj: HE PROBABLY SAW
SOMETHING CRAWLING AROUND IN
THERE.
>> Clam: IT'S FEEDING TIME.
>> Lazlo: HE'S HARMLESS,
SCOUTMASTER.
HE LIKES YOU.
[ BEEPING ]
>> Raj: LAZLO, IT'S TIME FOR
FROGGY'S HYDROTHERAPY.
>> Lazlo: OH, RIGHT.
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS, COULD YOU
WATCH FREDERICK WHILE I HELP
RAJ?
I WON'T BE LONG.
>> Lumpus: WATCH FREDERICK?
[ STAMMERS ]
>> Lazlo: IT'LL BE GOOD FOR YOU
TWO TO BOND.
HE'S GOING TO WIN YOU A TROPHY!
>> Lumpus: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU BETTER WIN ME A TROPHY FOR
ALL YOU PUT ME THROUGH.
HMM!
[ RIBBITS ]
OH, CROAK YOURSELF.
[ RIBBITS ]
WELL, YOU ARE KIND OF A HANDSOME
FROG.
HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
COME BACK HERE!
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WIN ME A
TROPHY, FROG.
GET YOUR WET BEHIND BACK HERE!
AAGH!
[ GRUNTING ]
AAGH!
OH!
[ MOANING ]
OW!
[ RIBBITS ]
OH, GREAT.
WHERE THE HECK ARE WE?
WHAT?
YOU KNOW THE WAY?
ALL RIGHT, I'M COMING.
OKAY, OKAY, SLOW DOWN.
YOU SURE THIS IS THE WAY?
HEY!
LOOK AT ME!
I'M HOPPING.
WHOO!
YAY!
>> Lazlo: SCOUTMASTER?
WHERE ARE YOU?!
>> Raj: FREDERICK?
>> Lazlo: LOOK!
IT'S SCOUTMASTER'S HAMMIE HAT
AND T-SHIRT.
>> Lumpus: YOO-HOO!
GUYS!
HERE WE ARE!
RIBBIT!
[ RIBBIT ]
[ LAUGHS ]
WE'RE HAVING A GREAT TIME!
WHOO-HOO!
OH, YEAH!
FROGS ARE IT, BABY!
[ FEEDBACK ]
>> AHEM, AHEM.
IS THIS THING ON?
HELLO.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
WELCOME, ALL, TO THE
PRICKLY PINES ANNUAL FROG JUMP.
[ COUGHING ]
WHERE SOME MANLY, UM,
CONTESTANT WILL HOP AWAY WITH
THIS ELEGANT, UH, TROPHY.
>> WHOO-HA!
FROGS, FROGS, FROGS!
>> Lumpus: HA.
GET A LOAD OF THOSE CARNIVOROUS
HILLBILLIES.
>> HEY, SALAD-SPINNER,
DID YOU BRING YOUR LITTLE
FROGGY ON YOUR TRICYCLE?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Lumpus: LAZLO, WHERE'S MY
HAMMIE?
>> Lazlo: SLINKMAN'S DRIVING IT
OVER.
[ ENGINE REVS, BRAKES SQUEAL ]
>> [ COUGHS ]
CONTESTANTS, PRESENT YOUR FROGS
FOR FINAL INSPECTION.
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!
>> Lumpus: LAZLO, ARE YOU SURE
FREDERICK DOESN'T MIND THIS?
>> Lazlo: FREDERICK IS A SHOO-IN
TO WIN.
WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO WIN?
[ RIBBITS ]
>> CONTESTANTS OF PRICKLY PINES,
I NOW DECLARE THE PRICKLY PINES
ANNUAL FROG JUMP OFFICIALLY --
[ ENGINE REVS, BRAKES SQUEAL ]
>> Slinkman: UH-OH.
OH, WOW!
[ GRUNTS ]
[ COUGHS ]
>> HA HA HA!
>> HE'S LETTING ALL THE FROGS
LOOSE.
HE'S LETTING ALL THE FROGS
LOOSE!
>> Lumpus: HA HA!
OH, YEAH!
>> Lazlo: LOOK!
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS IS GIVING UP
HIS TROPHY TO HELP THE FROGS!
>> Clam: LIBERATION!
>> Lazlo: COME ON, GUYS!
LET'S HELP!
>> [ CHEERING ]
>> WELL, THERE GOES MY
TROPHY.
>> HEY, THAT'S OUR FROG!
>> MINCEMEAT, COME BACK!
>> [ SCREAMING ]
>> Clam: FREEDOM!
FREEDOM!
>> HEY, THEM FROGS ARE STEALING
OUR HAMMIE!
>> [ FRENCH ACCENT ] WE CLAIM
THIS IN THE NAME OF THE
FRENCH RESISTANCE!
[ TIRE SQUEAL ]
>> OH, HO HO HO HO HO!
THIS IS MY TROPHY!
>> Lazlo: THAT WAS GREAT,
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS!
>> Lumpus: LAZLO, WHAT JUST
HAPPENED?
>> Lazlo: YOUR CONSCIENCE TOOK
OVER AND YOU FREED THE FROGS.
A DEAL'S A DEAL.
HERE ARE YOUR KEYS BACK.
>> Lumpus: UH.
LAZLO, LET'S WALK HOME.
>> Lazlo: I KNOW A SHORTCUT.
>> Lumpus: I KNOW A GREAT FIELD
WE CAN LEAP THROUGH.
>> Raj: SOUNDS GOOD!
[ RIBBIT ]
[ HIGH-PITCHED
WHINE ]
[ CRASH ]
>> HELEN, LOOK WHAT
FELL THROUGH
THE ROOF!
IT'S A SIGN FROM
THE HEAVENS OF
MALE SUPERIORITY.
>> Helen: THAT'S
NICE, STANLEY.
CAN YOU TAKE OUT
THE GARBAGE NOW?
[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
>> UM...
YEAH.
OKAY.
[ TOOT ]