[DOORBELL RINGING SLOWLY]
[DOORBELL RINGS RAPIDLY]
- I'M COMING! I'M COMING!
- [BARKS]
- HA HA HA! OK, BOY. THAT'S ENOUGH.
- ALL RIGHT, ALREADY. - OH, MY GOODNESS.
I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.
- IT'S OK. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
- WELL, WE FOUND THIS DOG, AND--
- OH! DOGGY! DOGGY!
OH! HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
OK, FUNNY DOGGY. NO. HA HA HA!
- WELL, LOOKS LIKE HE FOUND A FRIEND.
- HE SHOULD BE VERY HAPPY HERE.
- I'M SORRY?
- YOU TAKE IN LOST PETS, RIGHT?
- OH. NO, NO, NO, NO. NO. I'M SORRY.
THIS IS A HOME FOR LOST IMAGINARY FRIENDS, NOT PETS.
WE CAN'T TAKE HIM.
YOU CAN TAKE HIM TO THE ANIMAL SHELTER 5 BLOCKS DOWN.
- COME ON, FRANKIE. LOOK AT HIM. HE SO CUTE.
- [WHIMPERING]
HE NEED A GOOD HOME, TAMBIEN. CAN WE KEEP HIM? PLEASE?
- I'M SORRY, ED, BUT--
- OH, COME ON! PLEASE?
LOOK. HE LIKE YOU.
- I'M SORRY, ED.
HE'S REALLY NICE AND ALL, BUT MR. HERRIMAN
HAS A STRICT NO-DOG POLICY.
- BUT WHY? DOGGIES ARE NICE.
- YES. I KNOW, BUT, YOU SEE, MR. HERRIMAN--
- MISS FRANCES, WHO IS AT THE DOOR?
WAAAAAH!
- QUICK! I'M SORRY, BUT GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT!
IT'S OK, MR. H. THE DOG IS GONE.
- OOH OOH OOH.
D-D-DOGS EAT RABBITS.
[CAR STARTS]
[DOG WHIMPERS]
- [SIGH]
- SO YOU SEE, THIS IS THE DEVICE
THAT WILL PROPEL THE MACHINE THROUGH TIME.
YOU CAN SEE HERE THAT THE TRANSITECHNOSITTER
IS EFFUSED PERFECTLY WITH THE CASSADINAL THERDOMETER.
MAN, TOMORROW WHEN I FINISH,
MAC AND I ARE GONNA HAVE SUCH A BLAST!
I SWEAR, THERE AIN'T NOTHING BETTER
THAN TRAVELING THROUGH TIME WITH YOUR BEST BUDDY.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, RIGHT?
HUH? HUH?
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
AHA! A COOBTHORNASITTER.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WERE GONNA THROW THIS AWAY.
[DOG WHIMPERS]
- [ARF] - AAH!
- [CHOMP] - AY!
- GRR. GRR.
NO, PERRITO. NO.
AY!
BAD PERRITO.
NOW, PERRITO,
THESE ES MI BEANIE BUDDIES.
I NO SHARE THEM WITH ANYBODY,
BUT I GIVE ONE TO YOU TO CHEW ON, SI?
OK. ESTE ES PACO, MI BEANIE BUDDY FAVORITO,
BUT I GIVE TO YOU IF YOU LIKE.
- [SNIFF SNIFF]
GRR!
- OH, YOU LIKE THE BUNNIES, HUH?
- [YAWN]
- BUENAS NOCHES, PERRITO.
[YAWN]
BUENOS DIAS, PERRITO.
WAAH! EL PERRITO!
- AAH! THE BURRITO! - AAH! OOH!
- CO!
- WHAT BURRITO, ED?
- OH, UM, MY NIGHTMARE ABOUT A BURRITO?
- COCO?
- SI. AGAIN. SORRY.
- SPEAKING OF BURRITOS, I'M STARVING.
LET'S GO HAVE BREAKFAST.
I NEED LOTS OF ENERGY TO FINISH CONSTRUCTING THAT ORPHERNOMETER BEFORE MAC SHOWS UP.
- AAH! - WAAH! OH, NO!
- EEK! - I SORRY! I SORRY! NO HURT EL PERRITO!
- AAH! DOG!
- NOW, I COULD BE WRONG, OF COURSE, BUT THAT'S NOT A DOG.
- IT IS! I JUST KNOW IT.
I'D RECOGNIZE THAT SORT OF FUR ANYWHERE.
- I'M SORRY, MR. H., BUT THERE ARE A LOT OF FURRY FRIENDS HERE AT FOSTER'S.
THAT COULD BE ANYBODY'S HAIR. WHY, IT COULD EVEN BE EDUARDO'S.
- SI. ES MY HAIR. I SHEDDING, SEE? WATCH.
[INHALES]
AAAH!
SEE? I SHEDDING.
- [TEETH CHATTERING]
- WILL YOU RELAX?
THERE ARE TONS OF HAIRY FRIENDS IN THIS HOUSE.
I'M SURE THAT THE FUR WAS FROM ONE OF THEM.
- YES. YES. I SUPPOSE YOU'RE RIGHT.
- [SLURP]
- OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
- SOMETHING JUST LICKED MY LEG.
- OH, SO THAT AUTOMATICALLY MAKES IT ME,
JUST BECAUSE I'VE GOT TONGUES FOR FEET.
- [SLURP]
[SLURPING]
- AAH! - AAH! - AAH!
- [SLURP]
- PERRITO? PERRITO?
AAH! - [SLURPING]
- AAH!
- [SLURPING]
- AAH! A DOG!
IT'S UNDER THE TABLE. IT JUST TASTED ME!
- OH, PLEASE, MR. HERRIMAN. THERE'S NOTHING UNDER THE--
- UH...HOLA.
- EDUARDO? WAS THAT YOU LICKING PEOPLE'S FEET?
- UH...SI. I, UH--
I LOVE LICKING FEET, SEE?
FEET. I LOVE THE FOOTY GOODNESS.
- [ARF]
[SPLAT]
- WHAT IS THAT HORRIBLE SMELL?
[SNIFF SNIFF]
IS THAT...IS THAT--
- NO. IS NOT.
- IT IS!
- WHAT IS THAT HORRIBLE SM--WHOA!
- SEE, FRANKIE? THERE IS A DOG IN THE HOUSE.
IT'S UNDENIABLE PROOF.
- NO! NO, IS NOT!
- THANKS, GUYS. WITH YOUR HELP, I'M SURE TO GET THIS APDORDASITTER RUNNING BY--
WHOA!
[ALL GROANING]
- WELL, ED, IF A DOG DIDN'T DO IT, WHO DID?
- [SIGH]
ME.
- OH! - OH! - OH!
- I DID IT.
- OHH...
- AY CARAMBA.
- COME NOW, YOU HORRIBLE LITTLE MONSTER.
I WON'T HURT YOU.
[WHISTLES]
OH...
[WHISTLES]
[CRASH]
AAH! THE KITCHEN.
- LA COCINA!
[RATTLING]
- [GASP]
- READY...STEADY...
GO! AAH!
- OH, NO. AAH!
AAH! - AAH!
- AHH!
[CRASH]
OHH...
- AW, YEAH. I HIT THE JACKPOT, BABY--
A TYSMACOPACITOR,
A JARGON FRUGOMETER, A LYMCID VOCATIONER.
HI, ED.
- BLOO? YOU'RE NOT EL PERRITO.
- I MOST CERTAINLY AM NOT A BURRITO.
- [SIGH]
- [SNIFFING]
[RATTLING]
[CHOMP]
- NO. IT'S TRASH. PUT IT BACK.
- I'M JUST GONNA GO BACK IN TIME AND GET THEM AGAIN.
- EXCUSE ME?
- NOTHING, NOTHING.
- MR. HERRIMAN. WHAT ON EARTH--
- A DOG...IN THE TRASH.
- OH, FOR GOODNESS SAKE.
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS "HOUND FROM HADES" BUSINESS, ALL RIGHT?
THERE'S NO WAY A DOG COULD GET IN THE HOUSE WITHOUT SOMEBODY KNOWING.
- BUT...BUT-- - NO BUTS.
LOOK. WHEN I WAS A KID, I WAS AFRAID OF GHOSTS.
SO I JUST HAD TO PSYCH MYSELF OUT OF IT.
JUST DO WHAT MY PARENTS TOLD ME TO DO.
IF YOU THINK YOU SEE A DOG, JUST REPEAT TO YOURSELF,
"THERE'S NO SUCH THINGS AS DOGS."
WELL, MAYBE NOT THAT. OK.
SAY, "A DOG CAN'T GET IN THE HOUSE."
WELL, TECHNICALLY, THAT'S NOT COMPLETELY TRUE.
HMM. OK.
SAY, "A DOG IS NOT IN THE HOUSE PRESENTLY," OVER AND OVER.
GOT IT? - WELL, I GUESS.
- GOOD. SO ENOUGH OF THIS SILLINESS, OK?
YOU GOT TO RELAX.
- YEAH, MR. H. FRANKIE SAYS RELAX.
I SUPPOSE. YES. YES. YOU'RE RIGHT.
A DOG IS NOT IN THE HOUSE PRESENTLY.
- NOW, THERE'S SOME PAPERWORK FOR YOU TO SIGN WAITING IN YOUR OFFICE...
AND GIVE ME THAT!
THIS IS MY FAVORITE APRON, MAN.
- A DOG IS NOT IN THE HOUSE PRESENTLY.
YES. QUITE RIGHT. OFF WE GO NOW.
HA HA! SILLY ME.
OH, WHATEVER WAS I THINKING?
A DOG IS NOT IN THE HOUSE PRESENTLY.
EEK!
A DOG IS NOT IN THE HOUSE PRESENTLY.
- [GROWLING]
- A DOG IS NOT IN THE HOUSE PRESENTLY!
A DOG IS NOT IN THE HOUSE PRESENTLY!
AAAAH!
FRANKIE! SAVE ME! AAH!
- [GROWLS]
- FRANKIE!
THERE IS A DOG IN THE HOUSE PRESENTLY!
- PERRITO? PERRITO?
- [CHOMP] - OW! PERRITO!
OH! WHAT YOU DO TO PACO?
OK, PERRITO. NO MORE RUNNING AWAY.
I GONNA KEEP YOU NOBODY,
ABSOLUTAMENTE NOBODY, CAN SEE YOU, COMPRENDE?
- [GROWLS]
- A PUPPY! - COCO CO!
- AAH!
- OH, HE'S SO CUTE.
- [SNIFFS]
- [ARF] - CO!
- [BARKING] - COCO COCO!
COCO COCO COCO! COCO! COCO!
- YOU NO TELL HERRIMAN, SI?
- WHAT? NO WAY. THEN WE'D HAVE TO GET RID OF HIM.
WHAT'S HIS NAME?
- [CHOMP] - OW!
- I THINK I CALL HIM CHEWY.
- HEY, EVERYBODY. - HOLA, MAC.
- MAC. FINALLY, I CAN GET A HAND OVER HERE.
- YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE WHAT I FOUND.
- A BLOP SHMOOMOMETER? THAT'S AMAZING!
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I NEED TO--
- PUPPIES! - PUPPIES!
- PUPPIES? I CAN'T USE PUPPIES.
- SOMEBODY JUST LEFT THEM BY THE FRONT GATE.
- LOOK, CHEWY. IS YOUR HERMANOS Y HERMANAS.
- WHO'S A LITTLE CUTIE PIE?
THAT'S RIGHT--YOU. YES, YOU ARE. YES, YOU ARE.
- QUE CHICA BONITA.
WHAT A PRETTY LITTLE GIRL.
OOCHIE, OOCHIE.
- WHO'S A STINKY BABY, HUH? WHO'S A STINKY BABY?
- HA HA HA! - HEY, MAC.
I'M ALMOST DONE WITH THE TIME MACHINE WE WERE WORKING ON.
I FIGURED IF WE BOTH WORK ON IT TOGETHER,
I CAN HAVE IT UP AND RUNNING BY TONIGHT.
WON'T THAT BE GREAT?
- HA HA! OH. YEAH. RIGHT. HA HA HA!
UM, I'M KIND OF BUSY HERE. HA HA HA!
YOU THINK I COULD HELP YOU-- HA HA HA!--
TOMORROW MAYBE? HA HA HA!
- TOMORROW? BUT, MAC, I THOUGHT--
- NO, NO. YOU HAD TO SIT FOR IT. COME ON. SIT. SIT.
- MAC! HOW COULD YOU? YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER.
THIS IS A VERY DELICATE FRAMBLUBOPITTER.
SHOO. SHOO. GO ON. GET.
- [WHISTLES]
READY, BOY? READY? READY, BOY?
- [BARKING]
[CHOMP]
[BARKING]
[CHOMP]
[HAMMER SQUEAKS]
- SO USTED ES CHEWY, USTED ES JUANITA, Y USTED ES ESTELA.
- AND YOU CAN BE MICHAEL, AND YOU CAN BE MAGIC, AND YOU CAN BE KAREEM.
- COCO COCO COCO,
COCO COCO COCO, COCO COCO COCO.
- AND YOU CAN BE BACKAROO, AND YOU CAN BE LUCY.
HERE, BLOO. YOU CAN NAME THE LAST ONE.
- FINE. THIS ONE IS STUPID.
HELLO, LITTLE STUPID.
WHO'S ALL DUMB AND USELESS?
- [ARF]
- WHY YOU GOT TO BE LIKE THAT, BLOO?
- BECAUSE ALL I EVER WANTED IN LIFE IS A STUPID TIME MACHINE
SO I COULD GO BACK IN TIME WITH MY STUPID BESTEST FRIEND
IN THE WHOLE WORLD, BUT NO!
YOU SHOW UP AND GET ALL, "OOH!
"LOOK AT ALL THE STUPID, UGLY PUPPIES.
"THEY ARE ALL SO MUCH BETTER THAN MY AWESOME IMAGINARY FRIEND AND HIS SUPER-COOL TIME MACHINE.
"I THINK I'LL PLAY WITH THEM AND IGNORE BLOO
BECAUSE I HATE IT."
AAH! WHAT ARE THEY DOING? WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
- AW. THEY'RE TEETHING. PUPPIES NEED TO CHEW.
YES, YOU DO. YES, YOU DO.
- MAKE THEM STOP! MAKE THEM STOP!
- ATTENTION, EVERYONE, PLEASE.
I HAVE CALLED FOR AN EMERGENCY HOUSE MEETING.
P-PLEASE COME TO THE CONFERENCE ROOM AT ONCE.
- COMING, BLOO? - IN A SEC.
- [BARKING]
- LISTEN, YOU.
YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST WALTZ IN HERE AND STEAL MY BUDDY, HUH?
- [SLURP]
OH, DON'T THINK THAT WILL WORK ON ME, BUB.
I GOT YOUR NUMBER.
I KNOW UNDERNEATH ALL THE FUR AND SLOBBER,
YOU'RE JUST A FIENDISH, MANIPULATIVE,
SINISTER MASTERMIND OF EVIL.
- [YAWN]
BELIEVE YOU ME, YOU'LL RUE THE DAY
YOU TANGLED WITH BLOO THE-- BLOO THE--
WITH BLOO!
HA HA HA!
- SOME OF YOU MAY BE WONDERING WHY I HAVE CALLED THIS EMERGENCY MEETING.
WELL, I SHALL TELL YOU!
- [GULP]
- SOMEONE HAS BROKEN THE MOST IMPORTANT,
THE MOST PORTENTOUS, THE MOST SACRED RULE OF THIS HOUSE.
SOMEONE HAS ATTEMPTED TO COMMIT A MOST HEINOUS AND CONTEMPTUOUS ACT.
AN ATTEMPT HAS BEEN MADE ON MY LIFE!
- WHAT? WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU--
- SILENCE!
SOMEONE HAS LET LOOSE HOUNDS TO DESTROY ME.
- OH, BROTHER.
- NOW, MAY I PRESENT EXHIBIT "A"?
- [GASP]
- OH, MR. HERRI--OOH!
- MASTER BLOO, MASTER EDUARDO, SIT DOWN IMMEDIATELY.
- PSST. THE PUPPIES. THE PUPPIES!
- MASTER EDUARDO!
IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO SHARE
WITH THE REST OF US?
- NO! I HAVE NOTHING TO SHARE
ABOUT HOW THERE ARE ABSOLUTAMENTE NO PUPPIES
LOOSE IN THE ROOM.
- [GASP]
- VERY WELL. THEN I WOULD LIKE TO PRESENT EXHIBIT "B."
THIS SINISTER TRAIL OF BLOOD WAS FOUND...
- HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? - OOPSIE.
- BLOO!
- WHICH LEADS ME TO EXHIBIT "C,"
THE REMAINS OF SOME UNNAMED VICTIM.
- [SNIFFING]
- UH, MR. HERRI-- - SILENCE!
NOW, AS I WAS SAYING...
- WHEW. - WHEW.
- AND HERE WE HAVE EXHIBIT "D"!
[ALL GASP]
NOW, IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY--
AAH!
- UH, HEH HEH HEH.
- MASTER MAC, I SUPPOSE YOU THINK YOU'RE VERY FUNNY.
TAKE YOUR SEAT IMMEDIATELY.
NOW, YOU'LL NOTICE THAT RIGHT HERE--
- [CHOMP] - EH?
- COCO?
- I HAVE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF THIS!
- COCO!
- UH...
- MASTER MAC! MISS COCO!
WHY, I NEVER.
WHAT ON EARTH?
OOH!
HUH? WHAT?
- [GULP] - AAH!
- AAH!
- GOOD GRACIOUS, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO?
SIT, SIT, SIT!
- COCO!
- 7, 8, 9, 10, 11.
OH, NO! THERE'S ONE MISSING!
- LOOK. I FOUND A PUPPY.
- MADAME FOSTER! NO!
- OH, NO!
- WHICH BRINGS ME BACK TO EXHIBIT--
AAH!
AAH! AAH!
OOH! AAH! OOH!
[WHIMPERING GIBBERISH]
- I SORRY, CHEWY.
- NO! NO! PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME. THE HOUNDS! THE HOUNDS!
[DOORBELL RINGS]
- OH, WILL YOU RELAX, ALREADY?
THEY'LL BE GONE IN, LIKE, 10 MINUTES,
AND THEN YOU'LL NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN.
- SOMEONE CALLED ABOUT SOME STRAYS?
- YEAH. THAT'S US.
I'M SORRY, ED.
- [GASP]
- TOO BAD ABOUT THE PUPPIES, GUYS.
TOUGH BREAK. THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT.
THOUGHT YOU COULD OUTSMART THE OLD BLOOSTER, HUH?
I DON'T THINK SO. BYE-BYE.
BYE-BYE. HA! IN YOUR FACE.
- GOOD-BYE, BLOO. I'LL MISS YOU.
[ALL GASP]
- WOW!
- [BARKING]
- NO WONDER WE COULDN'T FIND YOU.
- COCO. - RORO.
- AWESOME.
- CHEWY!
OW!
- BUT...BUT...BUT--
- I ALWAYS LOVED YOU BEST, BLOO.
- I ALWAYS LOVED YOU BEST, TOO.
- IMAGINARY PUPPIES. UNBELIEVABLE.
HA HA! IT'S OK, MR. H. THEY'RE NOT REAL DOGS.
THEY'RE IMAGINARY. WE CAN KEEP THEM.
- OHH...
- WHO'S A LITTLE MAN?
- I'M A LITTLE MAN.
- WHO WANTS A TREAT?
- I WANT A TREAT.
- WHO'S MY BESTEST BUDDY? - I'M YOUR BESTEST BUDDY.
- HEY! I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR BESTEST BUDDY.
[SLURPING]
- YECCH! UGH!
OOH, GROSS!
OH, MAN. UGH! EDUARDO.
JEEZ, WHEN IS THE LAST TIME
FRANKIE WASHED THIS FLOOR?
UGH. YUCK. OH.
MM. SOMEBODY SPILLED JUICE.
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