[THUNDER]
CAW-CAW! CAW-CAW!
- SURE, COCO, I'D LOVE SOME MORE COCOA.
- CAW-CAW! CAW-CAW! CAW-CAW!
- THANKS, COCO!
AHH. YOU'RE THE BEST.
- CAW-CAW!
- I'M HALF-FULL! - I'M HALF-EMPTY!
- I SPILLETH OVER.
- LAST ONE!
- [GROANING]
[THUNDER]
- I SAY,
I'M QUITE SURPRISED THIS OLD ROOF LASTED
AS LONG AS IT DID.
I SUPPOSE WE'LL NEED TO DIP INTO THE EMERGENCY FUND
FOR A NEW ONE?
- YES, SIRREE!
[DIAL TURNING]
- MADAME? - YES?
- WHY IS THE EMERGENCY FUND MISSING?
- OH, MY! HA HA!
WHY, I ALMOST FORGOT!
I SPENT IT LAST YEAR TO BUY THIS GOLD-PLATED SAFE.
- I SEE.
YOU SPENT OUR EMERGENCY FUND
ON A CONTAINER FOR OUR EMERGENCY FUND.
- THAT WOULD BE TRUE.
- SO, WE HAVE NO MONEY FOR A NEW ROOF?
- WELL, IF YOU WANT TO PUT A NEGATIVE SPIN ON IT,
SURE WE DON'T!
BUT LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE,
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL SAFE!
THIS IS REAL GOLD-COLORED PAINT!
GLORIOUS! HA HA HA!
- OHH.
- AW, SOUP AGAIN?
- IT'S MEATLOAF.
- I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS ANYMORE!
WE NEED A NEW ROOF! I'VE HAD TO SWIM TO DINNER!
- THERE'S A MOAT AROUND THE TOY CHEST.
- [GIBBERISH]
- CAW-CAW!
- THE POINT REMAINS SOMETHING MUST BE DONE!
AN IMAGINARY FRIEND CANNOT LIVE UNDERWATER FOREVER.
PRESENT COMPANY EXCLUDED, FIDO.
- ARF!
- WELL, I'M SORRY, GUYS,
BUT MADAME FOSTER JUST DOESN'T HAVE THE MONEY
TO FIX THE ROOF RIGHT NOW.
UNLESS ONE OF YOU WANTS TO RAISE THE MONEY,
WE'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO LIVE WITH A FEW LEAKS
FOR THE REST OF WINTER.
- RAISE THE MONEY, EH?
STOP SNEAKING UP ON ME LIKE THAT, BULBIE!
I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A THOUGHT!
NOW, WHERE WAS I? AH, YES.
RAISE THE MONEY, EH?
GET YOUR LEMONADE HERE! ICE COLD LEMONADE!
EXCUSE ME, POTENTIAL CUSTOMER,
I'M RAISING MONEY TO BUY A NEW ROOF FOR MY FOSTER HOME.
WOULD YOU LIKE A GLASS OF COLD, REFRESHING LEMONADE?
MUST NOT LIKE LEMONADE... OR FOSTER HOMES.
LEMONADE HERE! HELP SAVE THE FOSTER HOME!
FRESH-SQUEEZED LEMONADE, NOT FROM CONCENTRATE!
- SURE, WHY NOT? - GREAT!
- NOT FROM CONCENTRATE, HUH?
RIGHT.
- HEY BLOO. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- I'M RAISING MONEY TO BUY FOSTER'S A NEW ROOF.
I'M SAVING THE DAY WITH A LEMONADE STAND.
I'VE SEEN IT IN MOVIES. - BUT IT'S THE DEAD OF WINTER.
- AND? - IT'S COLD OUT.
- AND? - IT'S RAINING.
- AND?
- NOBODY'S GONNA BUY ICE-COLD LEMONADE
WHEN IT'S ALREADY ICE-COLD OUTSIDE!
- AND? - STOP IT!
- MAC, MAYBE YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME.
I'VE...SEEN...IT...IN...MOVIES!
- WAS IT SUMMER IN THOSE MOVIES?
YOU KNOW, SUMMER, THE SEASON WHEN PEOPLE DRINK LEMONADE?
- IT SEEMS SO OBVIOUS NOW THAT YOU SAY IT.
- OH, BLOO!
YOU ARE SWEETER THAN A BUG IN A RUG TO HELP ME LIKE THIS!
I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANT SOME NICE, HOT COOKIES
TO KEEP YOU WARM AND TOASTY.
- FORGET IT, I'M PACKING IT IN.
APPARENTLY, ACCORDING TO MR. SMARTY-PANTS HERE,
MY IDEA WAS LACKING LOGIC OR SOMETHING.
- WELL, IT WAS NICE OF YOU TO TRY.
IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS.
- WHATEVER.
- HEY, ARE THOSE COOKIES FOR SALE?
- SORRY LADY, THIS BAD IDEA OF A FUNDRAISER IS CLOSING SHOP.
- OH, TOO BAD, I'D GIVE ANYTHING FOR A PIPING HOT COOKIE
LIKE THAT.
- [TOGETHER] 5 BUCKS!
- GET YOUR HOT COOKIES HERE! PIPING HOT COOKIES!
ONLY 5 BUCKS EACH!
- THESE ARE DELICIOUS! - SO, WHAT ARE THEY CALLED?
- [TOGETHER] FOSTER'S FAMOUS TRIPLE-CHOCOLATE COOKIES!
- [TOGETHER] YAY!
- GIVE ME A DOZEN!
- GIVE ME TWO DOZEN!
- GIVE ME A BAKER'S DOZEN! - OH, A BAKER'S DOZEN?
THAT'S LIKE 12 MILLION COOKIES!
- OH, MY GOSH, OH, MY GOSH, OH, MY GOSH!
- HI FRANKIE. - ARE THESE MADAME FOSTER'S COOKIES?
NO WAY! I LOVE THESE COOKIES!
COOKIES ARE MY LIFE!
SHE'S MADE 'EM SINCE I WAS A KID!
GIVE ME 10 DOZEN! NO, 20 DOZEN!
- WHY SO MANY? - ARE YOU SERIOUS?
SHE ONLY MAKES THEM ONCE A YEAR!
- YOU HEAR THAT?
MADAME FOSTER ONLY MAKES THESE COOKIES ONCE A--
- COME AND GET THE TASTE SENSATION THAT'S SWEEPING THE NATION,
THE CHOCOLATE CONFECTION THAT BAKES OF PERFECTION.
THE HOMEMADE CONCOCTION THAT'S FREE OF DIOXIN!
WHAT? DIOXINS?
THEY'RE ANY OF SEVERAL CARCINOGENIC OR DURATOGENIC
TETRACYCLIC HYDRO-CARBONS THAT INCURS IMPURITIES
IN PETROLEUM-DERIVED HERBICIDES LIKE MEAT AND DAIRY PRODUCTS.
THEY'RE BAD FOR YOU!
- [TOGETHER] YAY!
- SORRY, THAT'S THE LAST ONE.
- BUT COME BACK TOMORROW, WE'LL HAVE TWICE AS MANY.
- UH, BLOO, ABOUT THAT.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WON'T MAKE MORE COOKIES?
- I AM SORRY AS A CLAM, SWEETIE,
BUT I ONLY MAKE THEM ONCE A YEAR.
I MEAN, IF I MADE THEM MORE THAN THAT,
WELL, THEN, THEY WOULDN'T BE SPECIAL!
- ARE YOU KIDDING?
DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT SPECIAL MEANS?
SHOULD I GET A DICTIONARY?
- BLOO, CALM DOWN, IT'S OK.
YOU MADE ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY FOSTER'S A NEW ROOF.
- AND I'M DELIGHTED AS PUNCH THAT YOU DID THAT FOR ME, BOYS.
HA HA! - I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE STUPID ROOF!
WE COULD GET RICH OFF THESE COOKIES!
RICH, I SAY! RICH!
I MEAN, UH,
WE HAVE A RESPONSIBILITY TO OUR CUSTOMERS.
IT'S THE CUSTOMERS I REALLY CARE ABOUT,
WE CAN'T LET THEM DOWN.
CUSTOMERS ARE OUR FUTURE.
- I'M SORRY, BUT MAYBE YOU CAN SELL THEM AGAIN NEXT YEAR.
- NEXT YEAR?
WHO KNOWS WHEN THAT'LL BE?
PSST! PSST! - [SNORING]
- PSST! I SAID, PSST!
- OH! - AAH!
- CAW-CAW! CAW-CAW!
- SHH!
LISTEN! I NEED YOUR GUYS' HELP.
WE NEED TO GET THAT COOKIE RECIPE
FROM MADAME FOSTER.
- BUT THAT WOULD BE STEALING. - NO, NO, NO.
WE'RE LIKE ROBIN HOOD.
STEALING FROM THE RICH, GIVING TO THE NEEDY.
- SO, WE'LL GIVE AWAY THE COOKIES TO THE NEEDY?
- NO, WE'RE THE NEEDY. WE NEED THAT DOUGH!
HEH HEH. GET IT?
"NEED" DOUGH? HEE HEE.
- I DON'T KNOW.
- WELL, LOOK HOW HAPPY THESE COOKIES MAKE PEOPLE.
WE FIXED MADAME FOSTER'S ROOF FOR HER!
AND I HAD ENOUGH MONEY LEFT OVER TO FINALLY BUY
THAT FLAT SCREEN PLASMA T.V.
I'VE DREAMED ABOUT SINCE I WAS A WEE BOY.
- WELL... - GREAT.
COCO, EDUARDO, WHAT ABOUT YOU GUYS?
WHAT IF I CUT YOU EACH A SLICE OF THE PIE?
- I THOUGHT WE WERE MAKING COOKIE.
- IT'S A CHART. THE PIE SHOWING OUR PROFITS.
- WOO! ESTO SOUNDS MUY DELICIOSO!
- YES! YES, IT IS DELICIOUS, EDUARDO.
A DELICIOUS AMOUNT OF MONEY FOR ALL OF US.
WHAT DO YOU SAY, GUYS?
THANKS, FLASHLIGHTIE. - CAN I GO TO BED NOW?
ALWAYS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.
NOBODY EVER WANTS TO HANG OUT WHEN I'M...
YOU KNOW, AWAKE!
[DOOR SLAMS]
- THERE'S THE SAFE.
COOKIE RECIPE'S GOTTA BE IN THERE.
[TIP-TOEING]
WAIT!
LASERS!
- [GIBBERISH]
- OK, COCO, TOSS EDUARDO THE BLOWTORCH.
- CAW, CAW-CAW?
- YOU FORGOT TO WAKE TORCHIE?
HOW COULD YOU FORGET TO WAKE TORCHIE?
HOW ELSE ARE WE GONNA BREAK INTO THE SAFE?
- [GIBBERISH]
- WHAT? - AHEM.
- DO YOU HAVE DREAMS, MR. H?
- I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR DREAMS, MASTER BLOOREGARD.
THERE IS MUCH TOO MUCH WORK TO BE DONE TO BE WASTING MY TIME
ON SUCH FLIGHTS OF FANCY.
- EXACTLY! BECAUSE YOU ARE A MAN OF ACTION.
A REAL GO-GETTER! A TYPE-A PERSONALITY!
YOU'RE NOT GONNA LET ANYONE STAND IN YOUR WAY
OF GETTING TO THE TOP, ARE YOU?
- NEVER.
- WELL, THEN, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, MAN?
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO GET IN ON THE GROUND FLOOR,
AND ALL YOU HAVE TO DO TO MAKE ALL OF YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE
IS OPEN THAT SAFE FOR US AND GET THAT RECIPE!
SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY, MR. CHAIRMAN OF FOSTER'S FAMOUS COOKIES?
- CHAIRMAN? ME?
YES! YES! CHAIRMAN HERRIMAN!
OH, I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT!
- FASTER, FASTER!
WE NEED 50 DOZEN COOKIES BY 9 A.M.
- BLOO, I'M SORRY, BUT WE CAN'T WORK ANY FASTER.
- YEAH, YEAH, MAC, IMAGINE UP SOME NEW IMAGINARY FRIENDS
TO HELP OUT ON THE ASSEMBLY LINE, WOULD YOU?
THANKS, YOU'RE THE BEST. KID, DON'T EVER CHANGE.
- BUT, BLOO, THIS DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT.
- AH, AH, I GOT TO TAKE THIS.
- GO, TOLEDO, 100 DOZEN BY TOMORROW?
YOU GOT IT, BABE. CIAO.
- CAW-CAW! CAW-CAW!
- PEORIA, NEWARK, ERRAND CITY, TOWNSVILLE,
EAST AND WEST COVINA,
WE'VE GOT ORDERS COMING IN FROM AROUND THE COUNTRY!
KEEP THOSE FOSTER'S FAMOUS COOKIES COMING!
I'M GLAD WE COULD HAVE THIS TALK,
BECAUSE YOU AND ME, WE GOT THIS GOING ON,
AIN'T NO ONE TAKING THAT AWAY.
[BEEPING]
- WHAT? WHAT IS ALL THIS?
- NOTHING. JUST, UH...
MAKING A LITTLE SNACK.
- HMM.
- THIS IS MY RECIPE, BLOO! HOW COULD YOU?
- IT'S BUSINESS, BABE. DON'T BLAME ME.
BLAME OUR CAPITALIST SOCIETY.
- YOU HAVE NO RIGHT. - OH, THAT'S IT.
NO PROB, TOOTS. [WHISTLES]
I HAD THE BOYS DOWN AT LEGAL DRAW UP SOME CONTRACTS
TO BUY YOU OUT.
SIGN THESE AND YOU'LL BE ABLE TO BUY A HUNDRED NEW ROOFS.
- BUT I--I DON'T KNOW WHERE I WOULD PUT A HUNDRED ROOFS.
- OH, I GET YOUR GAME. PLAYING HARDBALL, HUH?
OK, A THOUSAND ROOFS, BUT FOR THAT,
I GET THE RIGHTS TO THE RECIPE, YOUR NAME,
AND YOUR LIKENESS.
- IRREVERSIBLE AND PERFECT TO A DEED
THROUGHOUT THE UNIVERSE AND ITS SUBSIDIARIES.
- SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY, MADAME? WE GOT A DEAL?
- OH, I DON'T KNOW. - WHAT IF I THROW IN A FREE COOKIE?
- TRIPLE CHOCOLATE CHIP? - SINGLE.
- DOUBLE. - DONE.
YOU DRIVE A HARD BARGAIN, FOSTER.
- YOU BET YOUR SWEET PIPPEE I DO.
WOO! A FREE PEN! HA HA HA!
EXTRA FINE POINT! MY FAVORITE!
[BEEPING]
- FINALLY! I'VE BEEN WAITING HERE FOR HOURS!
JEEZ! THE SIGN SAYS YOU OPEN AT 9:00,
AND IT'S 9:02... AND A HALF!
I MEAN, COME ON! - HI, FRANKIE.
- ENOUGH CHIT-CHAT! DO YOU HAVE THE COOKIES OR NOT?
- SURE, SURE. HOW MANY--
- 20 DOZEN! NO, 40!
IS THERE A LIMIT?
- FRANKIE... ARE YOU...
DID YOU... SLEEP HERE LAST NIGHT?
- WHAT OF IT? LOOK AT ME!
AHH.
- FRANKIE, CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?
YOU THINK BLOO IS GETTING A LITTLE PUSHY
OR, I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE YOU COULD SAY SOMETHING TO HIM.
UH, FRANKIE? HELLO?
- COOKIE! COOKIE! COOKIE!
ME LOVE COOKIE!
UNH!
[WHISTLE]
- HEY!
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
- HEY, BLOO, JUST TAKING A BREAK.
- DID I SAY YOU COULD TAKE A BREAK?
- WELL, NO, BUT WE THOUGHT--
- MAYBE NEXT TIME, YOU SHOULD DO A LITTLE LESS THINKING
AND A LITTLE MORE WORKING.
- BLOO, THIS IS EVERYONE'S PLAYROOM.
- YEAH, BUT IT'S MY T.V.!
SO, GIVE ME THE REMOTE CONTROL AND GET BACK TO WORK!
AND STAY AWAY FROM THE JET, THE MOAT OF PUDDING,
AND THE BOTTOMLESS TOY CHEST OF WONDER.
THOSE ARE MINE.
AND DON'T EVEN THINK OF USING MY NEW POOL TABLE!
UNLESS YOU CAN AFFORD TO REPLACE ITS CRYSTAL BALLS
IF THEY BREAK OR GET SCRATCHED,
WHICH I HIGHLY DOUBT!
[DOOR SLAMS]
[CHANNELS FLIPPING]
EH, NOW I'M HUNGRY.
- YES, MASTER BLOO?
- BUTLER, MAKE ME A PIZZA.
- DEEP DISH? - THE DEEPEST MONEY CAN BUY.
- TOPPINGS? - PEPPERONI AND OLIVES.
NO, RUBIES! OH, AND SAPPHIRES! YUM!
AND GIVE IT AN EMERALD-ENCRUSTED CRUST.
YEAH, AND DELIVER IT TO ME IN A BOX OF THE FINEST CARDBOARD
EXTRACTED FROM THE BAYOBAO TREE
FOUND ONLY IN THE JUNGLES OF ZANZIBAR ISLAND.
- I'LL DEPLOY THE DELIVERY DRIVER, SIR.
WE'LL HAVE IT TO YOU IN 30 MINUTES OR LESS.
- 30 MINUTES? BUT I'M HUNGRY!
- FRANKIE? FRANKIE, ARE YOU--
[CRASH] [CHEWING]
WHOA! FRANKIE?
DO YOU THINK YOU COULD TALK TO BLOO ABOUT BEING NICER TO--
- MUST STOP...EATING COOKIES.
SUCH...DELICIOUS, SUGARY GOODNESS!
NEVER!
COOKIES ARE YOUR FRIEND.
YOU SHALL GIVE IN TO THE POWER OF THE TRIPLE CHOCOLATE!
I'VE LOVED THEM SINCE I WAS A BABY,
AND SHE NEVER GAVE ME ENOUGH.
[CHEWING]
SEE, WE NEED TO EAT MORE. AS MANY AS YOU CAN.
LET NO ONE STOP YOU! BUT HOW?
[CHEWING]
- MR. HERRIMAN?
AS FOSTER'S FAMOUS COOKIES
CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD,
MAYBE YOU CAN OFFICIALLY PROPOSE TO BLOO
THAT HE STOP BEING SUCH A ROYAL JERKFACE!
- WHAT? RENOUNCE THE FOUNDER OF THIS GREAT COMPANY?
THE ONE WITHOUT WHOM, WE WOULDN'T BE WHERE WE ARE TODAY?
I MOST EMPHATICALLY THINK NOT.
- BUT THE COMPANY'S NOT FUN ANYMORE.
NOW, IT'S JUST WORK.
- PRECISELY, AND WHAT FUN WORK IS!
[DOOR SLAMS]
- HEY, BUDDY! HOW'S BUSINESS?
EH, YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND THE ART OF THE SALE.
WATCH AND LEARN.
- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I'LL BUY A COOKIE!
SORRY, KID, THEY JUST DON'T TASTE THE SAME ANYMORE.
SOMETHING'S MISSING.
THEY JUST DON'T HAVE THAT SECRET INGREDIENT.
- CINNAMON? NO, THAT'S IN THERE.
- I WAS TALKING ABOUT LOVE.
- OF COURSE!
STOP THE PRESSES!
- PRESSES? WE'RE USING OVENS.
- WHATEVER, PRESSES, OVENS, I GOT NEWS FOR YOU!
- WE'RE ADDING MORE LOVE!
- [TOGETHER] YAY!
- LOVE? NO!
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THE PEOPLE WANT LOVE?
- WELL, THAT GUY--
- TODAY'S COOKIE CONSUMER IS MORE DISCRIMINATING
THAN LAST WEEK'S.
THEY WANT A COOKIE WITH EDGE,
A COOKIE WITH ATTITUDE.
THEY DEMAND LESS FLAVOR AND MORE FLAV-AH!
CLEAR COOKIES! GET YOUR CLEAR COOKIES HERE!
THE SAME GREAT TASTE YOU'VE COME TO EXPECT FROM FOSTER'S FAMOUS COOKIES,
BUT NOW YOU CAN LOOK THROUGH THEM!
YOU CAN SEE THE CHOCOLATE CHIPS BAKED RIGHT IN.
SEPTUPLE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES HERE!
FORGET TRIPLE CHOCOLATE CHIP! WE DOUBLED THAT!
SO, NOW, THERE'S 6 TIMES THE CHOCOLATE CHIPS!
THE ENTIRE COOKIE IS NOW CHOCOLATE CHIPS.
THERE'S NO DOUGH LEFT VISIBLE BY THE HUMAN EYE!
FOSTER'S FAMOUS SEPTUPLE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES!
COOKIE ROLL-UPS!
ALL THE DELICIOUS GOODNESS YOU'VE COME TO ENJOY
FROM FOSTER'S FAMOUS COOKIES
IN THE CONVENIENT FORM OF A HARDENED PASTE
YOU PEEL OFF CELLOPHANE!
NOW IN 3 FLAVORS: REGULAR, NACHO CHEESE, OR COOL RANCH.
YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW YOU'RE EATING A COOKIE!
- BLEH! - A NEW RECIPE ISN'T THE SOLUTION.
MAYBE I NEED TO CHANGE THE FOCUS OF THE COMPANY.
GET YOUR FOSTER'S FAMOUS MERCHANDISE HERE!
T-SHIRTS, POSTERS, BOBBLEHEADS, HATS, KEYCHAINS, DOLLS,
CELL PHONE SKINS, WE'VE GOT IT ALL!
- MISTER, CAN I BUY A COOKIE, PLEASE?
- WE DON'T SELL COOKIES ANYMORE.
- YOU'RE DUMB.
- WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU GUYS?
THOSE SUPER-SIZED COOKIES SHOULD BE SUPER-ER-SIZED!
NEEDEMEYER, ROLLIE, PICK UP THE PACE.
YOU WEREN'T IMAGINED UP TO DILLY-DALLY,
YOU'RE HERE TO WORK!
- OH, YEAH? WELL, I WISH I WAS NEVER IMAGINED.
- EDUARDO, CHOP-CHOP! - I AM, I AM!
- NOT FAST ENOUGH. SORRY, BUD.
I'M AFRAID YOU'RE JUST NOT CUTTING THE MUSTARD.
- BUT I WAS HIRED TO CUT THE COOKIE DOUGH.
- YEAH, WELL, WE HAVE A MACHINE FOR THAT NOW, TOO.
I'M GONNA HAVE TO LET YOU GO.
- HUH? YOU FIRING ME?
- DOWNSIZING, BUDDY. THE COOKIE SALES ARE DOWN.
I GOTTA MAKE UP FOR LOST REVENUE.
WE'RE ALL TAKING CUTS.
I JUST HAD TO SETTLE FOR 23-CARAT GOLD
ON THIS STATUE OF MYSELF I HAD COMMISSIONED.
LUCKILY, THE DIAMOND TEETH DRAW THE EYE AWAY.
THE POINT IS, WE'RE ALL TAKING HITS HERE, MAN.
- BUT THIS JOB IS ALL I HAVE.
- TELL IT TO THE UNEMPLOYMENT LADY, PAL.
I GOT A BUSINESS TO SAVE, AND YOU'RE NOT HELPING.
OK, BREAK TIME OVER!
EVERYONE, BACK TO WORK!
- WE WEREN'T ON BREAK. WE'VE WORKED 6 DAYS STRAIGHT.
- LET'S MAKE IT 7!
- BLOO, YOU'RE OUT OF CONTROL!
- YOU'RE OUT OF CONTROL! YOU'RE FIRED, TOO!
- CAW-CAW! CAW-CAW-CAW!
- YOU'RE FIRED, TOO! YOU'RE ALL FIRED!
F-I-R-D!
FIRED! NOW, GET OUT OF HERE!
EVERY ONE OF YOU!
EXCEPT YOU, OVENIE. YOU'RE UNDER CONTRACT.
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
- WHAT ABOUT ME, BLOO? AM I FIRED, TOO?
- OF COURSE NOT, MAC. YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.
- WELL, NOT ANYMORE. I QUIT!
- OK... MAKING COOKIES.
ALONE.
NO PROB.
NOT A PROBLEM.
NO, SIRREE.
HERE I GO...
RIGHT...NOW.
RIGHT NOW!
OK, THAT'S A SPOON.
GOOD START.
ALL RIGHTIE, AH.
EGGS.
HOW DO YOU OPEN THESE THINGS?
FLOUR, FLOUR, WHAT DOES FLOUR LOOK LIKE?
A-HA! HUH!
WAAH! AAH!
OK, THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG!
I NEED TO SPEED UP THE COOKING PROCESS.
SO...IF IT TAKES 20 MINUTES TO BAKE THEM AT 250 DEGREES,
IT SHOULD ONLY TAKE TWO MINUTES AT 2500 DEGREES!
WHOOPS.
LEMONADE?
HAVE YOUR ICE-COLD LEMONADE HERE.
PERFECT FOR SUMMER.
HELP OUR FOSTER HOME BUY A NEW, NEW ROOF.
YOU GUYS? I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE.
I CAN FEEL YOUR SCORN.
LOOK, I'M SORRY, OK? I--I WAS A TOTAL JERKFACE.
NOW, HELP ME OUT HERE?
- SORRY, BLOO, BUT IT'S GOING TO TAKE MORE THAN THAT
FOR US TO FORGIVE YOU.
- WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY?
I'M A TERRIBLE FRIEND!
I'M THE LOWEST FORM OF LIFE IN EXISTENCE!
I'M A ONE-CELLED PARAMECIUM, BUT WORSE!
I'M LIKE A ZERO-CELLED PARAMECIUM!
A ZERO-CELLED PARAMECIUM WHO'S UGLY AND SMELLY
AND MEAN TO HIS FRIENDS!
- TRUE.
- I'LL NEVER TREAT YOU GUYS BADLY AGAIN.
FROM NOW ON, I'LL ALWAYS SAY "PLEASE" AND "THANK YOU"
AND "MI PLASMA TV ES SU PLASMA TV."
I'LL BE GOOD! PLEASE, PLEASE HELP ME OUT HERE!
I SELL LEMONADE SO I CAN PAY MADAME FOSTER BACK.
- WELL...
WHAT DO YOU SAY, GUYS?
- [TOGETHER] HA HA HA!
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
- THANKS, GUYS! YOU'RE THE BEST!
HERE, THE FIRST ROUND'S ON THE HOUSE.
- GREAT! - CAW-CAW!
- HEY, CAN I HAVE A STRAW?
- THAT'LL BE 10 BUCKS!
HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
OH, HA HA! OH.
NO, SERIOUSLY, 10 BUCKS.
- ZOINK! JUST ANOTHER 19,990 TO GO
UNTIL YOU'VE PAID ME BACK, BLOO.
IN THE MEANTIME, UH, I'LL BE KEEPING ALL YOUR AWESOME SWAG.
SO...BLPPH!
WHEE!
HA HA HA!
I RULE!
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