[BELL RINGS]
- HERE, BUZZY, BUZZY.
[KIDS GIGGLING]
HERE, BUZZY, BUZZY.
- HAAAA!
[SCREAMING]
[PANTING]
- EDUARDO, REMEMBER IT'S JUST A GAME.
[BASKETBALLS SWISHING]
- [PANTING]
RIGHT. IT'S JUST A GAME.
IT'S JUST A GAME.
AAAAAAAHHHH!
[SCREAMING]
- CO CO.
OH, CO CO.
CO CO!
AH! CO CO CO CO CO!
- COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.
[BELL RINGING]
COME ON!
- HUH? - HUH?
- AAHHH! STUPID BROKEN GAME.
- YEAH, THAT'S IT.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY ROLLING IT.
- THROWING IS THE NEW ROLLING.
- [COUNTING IN SPANISH]
- CO CO CO CO CO.
- SI, IT DOES PAY TO BE A SCAREDY-CAT.
[COUNTING IN SPANISH]
- SO, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA GET WITH YOUR TICKETS, WILT?
- OH, I DON'T KNOW.
UM, MAYBE THAT PLASTIC BUG RING
OR THAT PLASTIC PENCIL
OR...
- OOOH! THOSE PLASTIC HAIR CLIPS!
THEY'RE PINK.
I LIKE PINK.
- COMING THROUGH. STEP ASIDE. HMM.
BINGO!
MR. PRIZE MAN,
HOW'S ABOUT WRAPPING ME UP THOSE NOVELTY DRACULA TEETH?
AND GET YOURSELF SOMETHING NICE WITH WHATEVER'S LEFT OVER.
- HOW ABOUT YOU GIVE ME ANOTHER 498 TICKETS?
- 498 TICKETS?
THAT'S LIKE... 498 MORE THAN I HAVE!
HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT,
CHARGING THAT MANY TICKETS
FOR SOME CHEAP PAIR OF VAMPIRE TEETH?
- THEY GLOW IN THE DARK.
- REALLY?
OH, PLEASE, LET ME HAVE THEM.
- TELL YOU WHAT.
COME UP WITH 500 TICKETS, THEY'RE ALL YOURS.
- 500 TICKETS, HUH?
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
GIVE ME YOUR TICKETS.
- WHAT?
- GIVE ME YOUR TICKETS!
SO WE CAN POOL ALL OUR TICKETS TOGETHER
TO GET A BETTER PRIZE.
- A BETTER PRIZE THAN HAIR CLIPS?
- YES, EDUARDO, MUCH BETTER--
LIKE, SAY, A PRIZE THAT YOU CAN REALLY SINK YOUR TEETH INTO;
A PRIZE THAT REPRESENTS THE GLOWING LIGHT
OF OUR ENDURING FRIENDSHIP,
EVEN IN THE DARK.
- OH, YOU MEAN LIKE A PRIZE WE CAN ALL SHARE.
- SHARE?!
RIGHT, SHARE.
NOW, GIVE ME ALL YOUR TICKETS,
AND LET'S GET TO SHARING MY DRACULA TEETH.
- UGH! WE CAN'T SHARE FAKE TEETH.
- THEY'LL BE ALL DROOLY.
- BESIDES, I ALREADY GOT TEETH.
HA HA HA!
[CLICKING]
- WELL, IF YOU HAVE A BETTER IDEA,
BELIEVE ME, I'D LOVE TO SEE IT.
NOT LITERALLY.
- WHAT SHOULD WE NAME HIM?
HOW ABOUT DONALD TRUNK?
- HOW ABOUT HARRY ELEFANTE?
- HOW ABOUT I THINK I'M SO MUCH BETTER THAN DRACULA TEETH,
BUT I'M SO CLEARLY NOT.
- HMM. MY VOTE'S STILL FOR HARRY ELEFANTE.
- HEY, GUYS. WHATCHA GOT THERE?
- HER NAME IS MR. BIG BABY PACODERM.
I WON IT.
- CO CO CO.
- I MEAN, WE WON IT.
BUT SHE LIKES ME BEST.
DON'T YOU? YES, YOU DO.
I KNOW, I KNOW.
- YOU DID THE WHOLE "POOL YOUR TICKETS TOGETHER
TO GET A BETTER PRIZE" THING, HUH?
- NO, WE DID THE WHOLE "POOL YOUR TICKETS TOGETHER TO GET A STUPID PRIZE" THING.
- NOW I'M GONNA HAVE TO HEAR YOU GUYS ARGUE ABOUT
WHO GETS IT WHEN AND HOW AND WHY.
- NO, FRANKIE. WE'D NEVER ARGUE OVER SOMETHING AS SILLY AS THAT.
WAIT. COME ON. WHEN DO I GET IT?
- HOW COME YOU GET IT NEXT?
- YOU ALREADY HAD A TURN!
- CO CO!
- I CAN'T HELP BUT FEEL ALL THIS COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED
IF WE'D JUST GOT MY DRACULA TEETH INSTEAD.
- CAN IT, BLOOREGARD.
- [HISSING]
- SIT DOWN!
- SEE? NOT NEARLY AS EFFECTIVE WITHOUT THE TEETH.
- WHAT'S THAT?
WILT AND COCO ARE STINKY?
THAT'S NOT NICE TO SAY, BABY PACO, EVEN IF IT IS TRUE.
- IS NOT.
- CO CO.
- IS SO. - IS NOT.
- CO CO. - IS SO.
- IS NOT. - CO CO.
- THAT'S IT!
[TIRES SQUEALING]
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
HOLD THIS.
ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA MAKE THIS REAL SIMPLE.
EACH OF YOU IS GONNA GET A TURN WITH THE TOY.
[SQUEAK, SQUEAK]
ONCE A DAY FOR TWO HOURS.
[SQUEAK]
- HA HA HA HA HA!
KIND OF FUN.
[SQUEAKING]
WHA--HEY!
- COCO, YOU GET IT FIRST.
[SQUEAK]
- UH, MAYBE I SHOULD GET IT FIRST.
- THEN EDUARDO.
- BECAUSE I REALLY DON'T WANT IT.
- THEN WILT.
- DON'T GET ME WRONG.
I MEAN, I LIKE RUBBER SQUEAKING ELEPHANTS
AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GUY.
- THEN MAC.
- MORE THAN THE NEXT GUY! MORE THAN THE NEXT GUY!
- [SIGH]
THEN BLOO.
- YES!
- SO, WE GOT OURSELVES A DEAL?
- DEAL! - DEAL! - DEAL!
[SQUEAK, SQUEAK]
CONTROL YOURSELF.
[FOOTSTEPS, DOOR CLOSING]
[SQUEAKING]
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- CO CO CO CO CO CO?
- IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TURN.
THAT'S IT?!
YOU'RE JUST GONNA SIT THERE AND STARE AT IT FOR TWO HOURS?
- CO CO.
- IS IT MY TURN YET?
IS IT MY TURN YET?
WELL, IS IT?
- BBLLLLPPPHHHTT!
- HOW ABOUT NOW?
[CLOCKS TICKING]
HOW ABOUT NOW?
- NOPE.
- HOW ABOUT NOW?
- NOPE.
- NOW?
- NOPE.
- NOW?
- YES. OH, WAIT, MY BAD. STILL MY TURN.
- BUT YOU'RE NOT EVEN DOING ANYTHING WITH IT.
YOU CAN'T JUST NOT DO ANYTHING WITH IT.
- ACTUALLY, I CAN, BECAUSE IT'S MY TURN.
- THEN WHY DON'T YOU JUST SQUEAK IT, ALREADY?
- HMM.
NO. DON'T SEE THAT HAPPENING.
- I DEFY YOU TO NAME ONE THING
THAT'S MORE FUN THAN SQUEAKING THAT ELEPHANT.
ONE THING!
- THIS.
HA HA HA HA!
- AAAAHHH!
I'M GONNA SQUEAK THE SQUEAK OUT OF YOU!
- ALL RIGHT, MAC, TIME'S UP.
BLOO, IT'S ALL YOURS.
- OW!
- THANK YOU KINDLY.
[SQUEAKING]
WHOO-HA HA HA HA HA!
[SQUEAKING]
- [GASP]
AAHH!
[SQUEAKING]
AAHHH!
AAHH!
[SQUEAKING]
- AAHH!
AAHH!
[SQUEAKING]
- STOP THAT.
[SQUEAKING]
I MEAN IT.
I DISLIKE YOU WITH GREAT INTENSITY.
[SQUEAKING]
- OHHHH...
[THUD]
- WHA--HEY!
- TURN'S OVER.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN, TURN'S OVER?
IT'S ONLY BEEN LIKE 10 MINUTES.
- TWO HOURS.
- YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
WE HAVE A VERY SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP.
IT'S MY MAIN SQUEEZE. IT CAN'T SQUEAK WITHOUT ME.
- I THINK IT'LL SURVIVE TILL TOMORROW.
- TOMORROW?!
- I'M LOCKING THIS BABY UP FOR THE NIGHT,
AND IT'S STAYING WITH ME TILL MORNING.
- OH, REALLY?
[MUSIC PLAYS]
- [GROANING]
- PHEW.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[SNORING]
[MUSIC PLAYING, TOY SQUEAKING]
- HUH?
[BLOO PANTING]
[SQUEAKING]
- AHHH. AHHHH. OH, YEAH.
THAT'S SOME GOOD SQUEAKING.
[POP]
OH...
[HISSING]
NO.
- RISE AND SHINE!
- AAHH!
- ELEPHANT TIME!
OUT OF MY WAY! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING!
- BLOO, CAN'T THIS WAIT A MINUTE?
- NO TIME TO WASTE, FRANKIE. COCO'S TURN.
AND IF I CAN JUST GET THIS TOY IN HER CASE
WITHOUT ANYONE REALIZING IT'S BROKEN,
I'LL GET OFF SCOT-FREE.
- WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
- WONDERFUL WEATHER WE'RE HAVING.
- OOOH, LET ME SAY HELLO TO MY BABY PACO.
- NO!
I MEAN, SHE'S FEELING KIND OF HOARSE.
LARYNGITIS.
- LARYNGITIS?
- YEP. SQUEAK.
[COUGHING]
- YOU SOUND TERRIBLE.
- SEE? SHE NEEDS HER REST.
- SI, REST, REST, POOR BABY PACO.
- NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'M GONNA GO GET SOME SHUTEYE.
I WAS UP SQUEAKING ALL NIGHT.
I MEAN, SLEEPING.
I WAS UP SLEEPING ALL NIGHT.
HEE HEE HEE.
HA HA! SUCKERS!
WHEN ED TAKES HIS TURN, HE'LL THINK COCO BROKE THE TOY.
NO ONE WILL EVER SUSPECT IT WAS ACTUALLY ME--
THAT I BROKE THE TOY
WHEN I WASN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO HAVE IT.
- WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
- WONDERFUL WEATHER?
- YOU BROKE THE TOY?
- DID I SAY THAT?
- YOU DID.
- WELL, YOU KNOW ME.
I'M ALWAYS MAKING UP CRAZY STORIES.
WHAT?
IT'S A VICTIMLESS CRIME.
- REALLY?
- OHH, FEEL BETTER, BABY PACO.
I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO
IF ANYTHING EVER HAPPENED TO YOU.
EXCEPT THAT I WOULD BE VERY SAD...
'CAUSE I LOVE YOU...
MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
- YOU'RE TAKING CARE OF THIS.
- I DON'T SEE WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS.
- YOUR FRIENDS WORKED REALLY HARD
TO WIN THAT RUBBER SQUEAKING ELEPHANT, AND--
- THAT THING COULD SQUEAK WITH THE BEST OF THEM.
WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
- ACTUALLY, YOU'RE GONNA WIN THEM A NEW ONE.
- WHAT?!
- OR I'M RATTING YOU OUT.
- YOU WOULDN'T.
- EDUARDO'S TURN IS IN LESS THAN TWO HOURS.
[BUZZING]
IS THERE A PART OF "LESS THAN TWO HOURS" YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND?
LIKE "LESS THAN" OR MAYBE "TWO HOURS"?
[SLURPING]
YOU'VE GOT 15 MINUTES LEFT.
- RELAX.
15 MINUTES IS LIKE TWO HOURS.
HEY!
- START WINNING TICKETS.
- CONTRARY TO POPULAR OPINION,
I'M NOT WHAT YOU'D CALL GOOD AT WINNING.
SKEE-BALL'S NOT REALLY MY GAME.
NOW, YOU, YOU'RE A GREAT SKEE-BALLER.
PROBABLY THE BEST THERE'S EVER BEEN.
- HA HA! WELL...
- AND AS MUCH AS I WANT TO WIN THOSE TICKETS,
I KNOW DEEP IN MY HEART THAT YOU SHOULD DO IT,
LEST WE ROB THE WORLD OF BEARING WITNESS
TO YOUR WONDROUS SKEE-BALLING GIFT.
- OK, I'LL DO IT.
I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU NEED TO LEARN A LESSON OR ANY--
OH, WAIT. YOU DO.
YOU GOT YOURSELF INTO THIS MESS.
YOU GET YOURSELF OUT.
ONLY 500 TICKETS TO GO.
- HOW AM I EVER GOING TO WIN 500 TICKETS?!
UNGH!
- [GIGGLING]
- ONE RUBBER ELEPHANT, PLEASE.
HA HA HA HA!
OOOOOOHHH.
- YOU GOT THE ELEPHANT?
- NOT EXACTLY.
- ARE THOSE DRACULA TEETH?
- NO.
- YOU'RE SO SELFISH!
- I AM NOT!
HERE. THEY'RE ALL YOURS...
WHEN I'M DONE WITH THEM.
- I REST MY CASE.
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.
- OH, YEAH?
WELL, I'LL REST YOUR CASE.
I'LL REST EVERYONE'S CASE.
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, I'LL REST MY OWN CASE
BY SHOWING MYSELF HOW UNSELFISH I AM.
ONE RUBBER ELEPHANT, PLEASE.
- NO CAN DO.
JUST GAVE AWAY THE LAST ONE.
- [GASP]
[SQUEAKING]
HI, THERE.
- DO I KNOW YOU?
- YOU DON'T, BUT YOU KNOW MY ELEPHANT.
SEE THAT ELEPHANT YOU'RE HOLDING?
IT'S MINE, AND I'M GONNA NEED IT BACK.
- STEP OFF, CREEPO.
- YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I NEED THAT ELEPHANT FOR MY...UNCLE.
- NO, YOU DON'T.
- HE'S REALLY SICK.
- NO, HE'S NOT.
- IT'S, UH, ELEPHANTITIS.
IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD.
- I DON'T CARE.
- WELL, WOULD YOU CARE TO DOUBLE YOUR WINNINGS?
TWO PRIZES FOR THE PRICE OF ONE.
- I'M LISTENING.
- ME, YOU, SKEE-BALL.
WHOEVER WINS GETS THE ELEPHANT AND THESE.
- EWWWWW! WHY WOULD I WANT THOSE?
- THEY GLOW IN THE DARK.
- OHHHHH.
OK, YOU GOT YOURSELF A DEAL.
- TRY TO BEAT THAT.
I GUESS YOU WIN FAIR AND SQUARE.
IF I'M NOTHING ELSE, I'M A MAN OF MY WORD.
- GET BACK HERE WITH MY STUFF!
[SQUEAKING]
AHA!
[THUD]
[BLOO MOANING]
- IT'S JUST NOT WORTH MY TIME
TO WAIT FOR YOU TO LEARN YOUR LESSON,
SO HERE.
[SQUEAKING]
- I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
YOU STOLE THIS FROM THAT FRILLY LITTLE GIRL
AND HER SUPER TOUGH GANG OF TOUGH PEOPLE?
- ACTUALLY, I JUST PICKED IT UP AT THE DOLLAR STORE.
- SET YOU BACK MUCH?
- YOU'D BETTER HURRY
IF YOU WANT TO GET THE ELEPHANT BACK IN TIME.
YOU'VE GOT, LIKE, TWO MINUTES LEFT.
- TWO MINUTES IS LIKE 15.
- GO!
- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. SHEESH.
[COCO SNORING]
- NOOO!
MR. BIG BABY PACODERM!
- CO CO!
- AAAAAAHHHH!
- AAAHHHH!
- [GASP] - [GASP]
- AAAAAHHHH! - AAAAAHHHH!
- IS MY TURN YET?
IS MY TURN YET?
- OK, PAL, YOU'RE UP.
- [SQUEAKING]
- I LOVE YOU, BABY PACO!
HA HA HA!
- [SQUEAKING]
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