[BELL RINGS]
- HOO HOO HOO! THAT IS DEAD-ON.
THEY LOOK IDENTICAL.
- ORDER, ORDER.
STOP ALL YOUR FUN-HAVING AT ONCE!
I HAVE SOMETHING USELESS AND BORING TO SAY.
- HOO HOO! MR. HERRIMAN'S MONOCLE.
HOW EVER DID YOU GET IT?
- A PRO NEVER REVEALS HIS SECRETS.
I SNAGGED IT OFF HIS NIGHTSTAND WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING.
WHY, I NEVER.
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!
- HOO HOO! YOUR BRAND OF COMEDY ENTERTAINS US.
HA HA! PLEASE CONTINUE!
- WHAT'S THE WORST THING ABOUT DINOSAURS THAT DON'T SHOWER?
- WHAT?
- THEY EX-STINKED!
[ALL LAUGHING]
I DON'T WANT OT BE NOSY, BUT WHO'S WEARING
THE PANTS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP?
WHOA! FEELING KIND OF SNIPPY?
HEY. WHY'S YOUR HEAD ALWAYS IN THE CLOUDS? HA!
[ALL LAUGHING]
NEW GUY, HOW'S THE WEATHER UP THERE?
[ALL GASP]
- YOU THINK YOU'RE PRETTY FUNNY, HUH?
- WELL, THAT'S WHAT MY FRIENDS TELL ME.
- OK, THEN, MR. FUNNY MAN, HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU
SOMETHING TO LAUGH ABOUT?
- WE GOING SOMEWHERE WITH THIS?
- YEAH. OUTSIDE, THE TWO OF US, 3:30.
- YOU KNOW, 4:00 WOULD WORK MUCH BETTER FOR ME.
- FINE THEN. 4:00 IT IS.
WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU,
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FUNNY ALL OVER YOUR FACE!
- YEAH? WELL, WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU,
YOU'RE GONNA BE THE ONE... WITH STUFF...ON YOU!
- OOH. WHERE THERE WAS ONCE LAUGHTER IN MY HEART,
NOW ONLY FEAR RESIDES. - COME AGAIN?
- BLOO AND THE NEW GUY ARE GONNA FACE OFF AT 4:00.
- BLOO AND THE NEW GUY ARE GONNA FACE OFF AT 4:00?
- RELAX, FELLAS. IT'S NO BIGGIE.
I GET CALLED OUT ALL THE TIME--
BULLIES, CRIMINALS, OLD LADIES.
- BLOO, THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER.
- WHO'S LAUGHING?
- SERIOUSLY, THIS NEW GUY'S NO JOKE.
I HEARD HE WAS BORN IN SOME DERANGED LOONEY TOWN...
- CREATED BY SOME DERANGED LOONEY...
- AND THAT HE IS, IN FACT, LOONEY AND DERANGED, AS WELL.
- PSS!
- I HEARD HE BACKED APPLE-EARS BILL INTO A CORNER
AND WENT RIGHT TO WORK ON HIM.
- TRIED TO BUST HIM UP.
- OOH!
- I HEARD HE LIKES TO TAKE HIS TIME,
LIKES TO DRAG THINGS OUT.
- AND I HEARD YOU'RE BORING ME.
LOOK. YOU GUYS ARE LIKE SOFT, DELICATE FLOWERS,
AND THAT'S COOL, BUT ME, I'M TOUGH AND GRITTY
LIKE A TOUGH, GRITTY FLOWER.
GREW UP IN THE STREETS.
- I THOUGHT YOU GREW UP IN MAC'S APARTMENT.
- WHICH OVERLOOKED A STREET! THE POINT IS,
BLOOREGARD Q. KAZOO AIN'T SCARED OF NOTHER AND NOBODY,
ESPECIALLY NOT SOME OVERGROWN, UNDERBRAINED, MUSCLE-BOUND, LUNKHEADED, FUR-BACKED--
- AAH!
- MAKE HIM STOP, MAKE HIM STOP!
- COME BACK HERE! I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU YET!
[THUMPING]
I STILL GOT MORE FOR YOU!
[THUMPING]
- AAH!
- SHH, SHH, SHH!
- EDUARDO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
- HIDING FROM THE NEW GUY. - ME, TOO.
- I HEARD ONE TIME HE TRIED TO LEAVE A GUY IN STITCHES.
- I HEARD THAT HE IS, IN FACT, LOONEY AND DERANGED, AS WELL.
LIKES TO TAKE HIS TIME.
LIKES TO DRAG... THINGS...OUT!
- DO NOT WORRY, AZUL.
THE BEST PLACE TO HIDE FROM SOMEBODY
IS RIGHT UNDER THEIR NOSES.
- WHERE'D YOU HEAR THAT?
- I...DON'T REMEMBER.
- UH, UH, UH... EDUARDO, I FOUND YOU!
- QUE?
- YEP! I FOUND YOU. REMEMBER?
WE WERE PLAYING HIDE-AND-SEEK?
- UH, WE WEREN'T PLAYING HIDE-AND--
AZUL, WE WEREN'T PLAYING HIDE-AND--
OHH! RIGHT! HIDE-AND-SEEK. I REMEMBER.
NO, I DON'T.
- OF COURSE YOU DO, SILLY!
[CUCKOO, CUCKOO]
AND NOW YOU'RE IT.
IT'S YOUR TURN TO FIND ME.
[FOOTSTEPS]
- OOH! I'M IT.
IT IS MY TURN TO FIND YOU.
- EXACTLY. SO JUST STAY HERE AND COUNT TO 10 A COUPLE HUNDRED TIMES
WHILE I GO FIND A PLACE TO HIDE...
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
- UNO, DOS...TRES.
- PLACE TO HIDE, PLACE TO HIDE, PLACE TO HIDE!
A PLANT! IT'S PERFECT. I'LL BLEND RIGHT IN.
- HEY, BLOO.
- CHESTER'S HAT! IT'S PERFECT!
NO ONE WILL EVER SUSPECT.
AAH!
A LAUNDRY BASKET!
IT'S PERFECT!
UH-OH!
AAH!
THE LAUNDRY SHOOT. IT'S PERFECT!
THAT LUNATIC WILL NEVER FIND--
[DOORKNOB TURNING]
HELP!
WILT! - SORRY!
- WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? - SORRY!
- YOU REALLY SCARED ME! - SORRY.
- NOW HIDE ME BACK IN HERE BEFORE HE FINDS ME
AND I GET SQUASHED.
- SORR--SAY WHAT?
- HIDE ME...IN HERE... BEFORE I...GET SQUASHED.
- YOU REALLY TAKE YOUR HIDE-AND-SEEK SERIOUSLY.
- I'M NOT PLAYING HIDE-AND-SEEK.
I'M PLAYING HIDE-AND-NOT-GET- MY-FACE-PULVERIZED!
- I DON'T KNOW THAT GAME.
- THE BIG, SCARY NEW GUY WANTS TO PUNCH MY FACE IN AT 4:00.
APPARENTLY, I SAID SOMETHING THAT OFFENDED HIM.
- WHAT DID YOU SAY?
- NOTHING.
A BUNCH OF US WERE JUST BEING SILLY,
AND THE NEW GUY WALKS IN, AND HE'S REALLY TALL,
SO I ASKED HIM, "HOW'S THE WEATHER UP THERE?"
IT'S JUST A LITTLE JOKE.
- JUST A LITTLE JOKE?
- YEAH. - JUST A LITTLE JOKE?
WELL, I'M NOT LAUGHING.
- MUST HAVE GONE OVER YOUR HEAD. - OVER MY HEAD?
WHAT, IS THAT ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR SO-CALLED JOKES?
- I DON'T SEE WHAT THE BIG, TALL DEAL IS.
- OF COURSE YOU DON'T!
NO ONE EVER DOES!
"HOW'S THE WEATHER UP THERE?"
WELL, HOW'S THE WEATHER DOWN THERE?
- PARTLY CLOUDY, 20% CHANCE OF--
YOU KNOW, THIS ISN'T HELPING ME.
JUST SHUT THE DOOR AND PUT IT ON GENTLE.
- OH, NO! I AM NOT HELPING YOU HIDE!
I, FOR ONE, APPLAUD THE NEW GUY!
YOU'RE GETTING EXACTLY WHAT YOU DESERVE!
- A RACECAR BED?!
I'M FINALLY GETTING A RACECAR BED?!
- NO. YOU'RE GETTING YOUR JUST DESSERTS.
A TASTE OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE.
- IS IT BUBBLEGUM FLAVOR?
- NO, BLOO, BUT YOU'RE GONNA TAKE IT ANYWAYS!
YOUR DAYS OF INSENSITIVITY TOWARDS US NONSMALLS ARE OVER
WHEN THE CLOCK STRIKES 4:00!
- OH, YEAH? NOT IF I STRIKE FIRST.
[CUCKOO]
- BLOO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- OH, NOTHING.
- I KNOW YOU DIDN'T BREAK ALL THESE CLOCKS.
- BUT I DID.
ALL THE CLOCKS IN THE WHOLE HOUSE.
- WELL, WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?
- BECAUSE THIS LILLY-LIVERED CREAMPUFF
IS TRYING TO AVOID A CRUSHING DATE WITH DESTINY,
BUT AS WE ALL KNOW, TIME STOPS FOR NO MAN.
- HOW ABOUT IMAGINARY FRIENDS?
DOES IT STOP FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS?!
- NOT ON MY WATCH.
BRING HER IN, GIRL.
LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE GOT
EXACTLY 3 HOURS, 4 MINUTES,
AND, UH, 35 SECONDS
TILL YOUR LITTLE SHOWDOWN.
- AAH!
[CLANG]
- OH, HOO HOO! THAT'S PLEXIGLAS, DEARIE.
THERE'S NO BREAKING THAT.
WHEN 4:00 COMES AROUND, EVERYONE'S GONNA KNOW IT.
- GREAT.
NOW THEN, LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT.
MM-HMM. MM-HMM.
COULD USE A LITTLE WORK.
WHITES PEARLY.
- PLEASE STOP.
- BELLY ACHIN', KNEES SHAKIN'.
UH-HUH. UH-HUH.
JUST AS I SUSPECTED.
OK. ACCORDING TO OUR CALCULATIONS,
YOU HAVE A ONE IN A QUADRILLION CHANCE...
- OF GETTING A RACECAR BED?!
- PBBT! OF LASTING 30 SECONDS WITH THE NEW GUY.
- OH. HIM AGAIN.
- AND THAT'S BEING GENEROUS,
BUT IF YOU MAKE IT PAST 30 TO, SAY, 31 SECONDS--
THAT'S JUST ONE ITTY-BITTY EXTRA SECOND--
MAMA GETS PAID! HA HA HA!
- YOU'RE BETTING ON ME?
- OH, NO, MOSTLY AGAINST YOU,
BUT I'M TRYING TO COVER MY BASES.
OH! THAT AIN'T PRETTY.
- UH, UH, HI, EDUARDO.
YOU FOUND ME!
- SI. I FOUND YOU, AND NOW YOU'RE IT,
AND THE NEW GUY WAS JUST WARMING UP ON ME.
- HELLO?
- AAH!
- HELLO?
- AAH!
- HELLO-- - AAH!
[THUMPING]
- ♪ DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM ♪
AND NOW YOU'RE IT!
- [SCREAMING]
- BAW HA HA HA!
HA HA HA! HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
[BELL RINGS]
HA HA HA! HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
- AAH!
- HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
- GOT TO DO SOMETHING, GOT TO DO SOMETHING.
THINK, THINK, THINK, THINK!
[FOOTSTEPS]
- UNH! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON THE THIEVING WRETCH WHO FILCHED MY MONOCLE,
I WILL DELIVER THE MOST DEVASTATING OF DISCIPLINARY ACTIONS.
[CRASH]
OHH! EXPULSION!
- EXPULSION, EH?
[CRASH]
- EXPULSION!
- HEY, BLOO.
- MAN!
WHEN HERRIMAN FINDS HIS MONOCLE IN YOUR ROOM,
IT'S HASTA LA ADIOS, MR. BULLY.
HEH HEH HEH!
- OHH! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING.
- SORRY.
- AND FURTHER MORE, UH, OHH.
I ASSURE YOU, MASTER BLOO, THIS MISTAKE
WILL CERTAINLY BE YOUR LAST AT LEAST IN THIS HOUSE.
- PLEASE, MR. HERRIMAN! I CAN EXPLAIN!
- LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU!
YOU ARE RECEIVING THE SWIFT PROVERBIAL BOOT,
AND NEVER SHALL YOU RETURN, NOT NOW, NOT, SAY, 4:00 THIS AFTERNOON, NOT EVER!
- BUT--NOT 4:00 THIS AFTERNOON?
- NOR 3:00 NOR 5:00 NOR 11:22.
- IS THAT SO?
- AS LONG AS I CAN PROVE TO MADAME FOSTER
THAT YOUR TRANSGRESSION WARRANTS IT.
- THEN YOU MIGHT WANT TO BUILD UP YOUR CASE A BIT.
COME ON. LET'S SPICE THIS THING UP
LIKE I DID LAST WEEK AT TACO NIGHT.
- [SCREAMING]
- UH, TH-TH-THAT WAS YOU?
I THOUGHT JOLLY BUTTONS--
- NOPE. ME.
I JUST FRAMED JOLLY.
- WE HAD HIM DEPORTED.
- I KNOW. HE STILL SENDS ME POSTCARDS.
AND LET'S NOT FORGET THE DAWN OF 1,000 LAWNMOWERS,
THE EVE OF 2,000 WATER BALLOONS,
THE TWO HOURS AGO OF ME BREAKING EVERY CLOCK IN THE HOUSE,
AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF, I'M GETTING IN A FIGHT THIS AFTERNOON.
- A FIGHT? THAT IS A DIRECT VIOLATION OF THOUSE CHARTER!
THERE IS NO OVERLOOKING THAT.
- YEP. ME AND THE NEW GUY, ONE ON ONE.
- THE NEW GUY?
YOU MEAN THAT VICIOUS, GARGANTUAN BONE-CRUSHER?
- UH, THAT'S THE ONE, SO WHY DON'T WE GET THIS PAPERWORK SIGNED,
AND I'LL BE ON MY WAY?
- THAT IS NO FIGHT.
YOU'LL BE ABSOLUTELY DESTROY--UH, HEH--
I MEAN, THAT IS NO FIGHT.
- COME AGAIN? - THAT IS NOT A FIGHT.
IT IS A-- A GENTLEMEN'S CHALLENGE.
PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE, AND IT WOULD BE UNJUST OF ME
TO PUNISH YOU FOR IT.
- NO! IT WOULD BE VERY JUST, VERY JUST!
- I WILL HEAR NO MORE ABOUT IT.
THIS IS A MATTER OF HONOR, AND YOU MUST FACE
THE DEVASTATING, DEBILITATING ONSLAUGHT
OF YOUR FAR SUPERIOR CHALLENGER WITH DIGNITY AND GRACE.
- BUT I DON'T HAVE DIGNITY AND GRACE!
- WHAT YOU DO HAVE
IS PRECISELY AND HOUR AND 14 MINUTES LEFT
BEFORE--WELL, LET'S JUST SAY
YOU HAVE AN HOUR AND 14 MINUTES LEFT.
HA HA HA!
- HOO HOO! THAT IS DEAD-ON!
- HEY, BLOO.
- I WILL SINCERELY MISS YOUR COMEDIC HIJINKS.
- WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT? - OH, NOTHING.
JUST INSULTED THE SCARIEST AND MOST TERRIFYING MONSTER THE WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN,
AND NOW HE WANTS TO PILE-DRIVE ME UNTIL I AM NO MORE.
THAT'S ALL.
- WHOA! CALM DOWN. YOU'RE ALL FREAKED OUT.
- THAT'S BECAUSE THE SCARIEST, MOST TERRIFYING MONSTER THE WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN
WANTS TO PILE-DRIVE ME UNTIL I AM NO MORE.
- RELAX. I'M SURE IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU DID.
- I JUST ASKED THE GUY, "HOW'S THE WEATHER"...UP THERE!
- STILL MR. FUNNY GUY, HUH?
- AAH!
- I'LL BE OUTSIDE, GETTING READY.
- THAT WAS THE SCARIEST, MOST TERRIFYING MONSTER I'VE EVER SEEN.
- I KNOW! WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
- I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO.
YOU'RE GONNA RUN, RUN FAR AWAY FROM HERE.
- BUT I DON'T LIKE RUNNING.
- IT'S EITHER THAT OR LIVE WITH A BULLY HANGING
OVER YOUR HEAD FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
THE MORNING RISE-AND-SHINER, THE NIGHTLY BEAT-AND-GREET,
AND IF YOUR BULLY IS HALF THE BULLY MY BULLY IS,
YOU'LL BE SPENDING THE TIME IN BETWEEN
FACEDOWN IN A PILE OF SWEATY SOCKS!
- THAT'S IT!
IF MY BULLY IS HALF THE BULLY YOUR BULLY IS,
THAT MUST MEAN YOUR BULLY IS--
[MUMBLING]
CARRY THE ONE, DIVIDE BY PI--
A BIGGER BULLY THAN MY BULLY!
- SO?
- SO WE'RE GONNA FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE!
- OK. NOW LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
I GET 5 ATOMIC WEDGIES, 10 SUPER NOOGIES, 3 SONIC LUGIES...
- AND ONE ADDITIONAL ATOMIC SUPERSONIC VARIETY OF YOUR CHOOSING,
ALL TATTLE-FREE, OF COURSE.
- AND?
- AND I WILL FOREVER ADDRESS YOU
AS SUPREME KING AWESOME THUNDERPANTS BETTER THAN MAC.
- KEEP GOING.
- FOR I AM A LOWLY PILE OF BOOGER BRAINS.
PLEASE LET ME BOW DOWN BEFORE YOU,
OH GREAT RULER OF TERRENCANIA.
- AND A WISE, JUST RULER HE IS.
- HA HA! GUAH!
OK. I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOUR STUPID IMAGINARY BULLY.
- REALLY? BECAUSE IF YOU'RE NOT SURE, WE CAN SWEETEN THE DEAL.
HOW ABOUT COUPLE EXTRA NOOGIES?
- BLOO, HE SAID HE'D DO IT.
- OR THIS T-SHIRT.
WE CAN MAKE HIM WEAR THIS T-SHIRT I MADE.
- NO WAY.
- WELL, THEN MAYBE I SHOULD RECONSIDER.
- MAC, PLEASE!
WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT YOUR LIFE ON THE LINE HERE.
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT MINE, SO IF YOU WON'T DO IT FOR ME,
WOULD YOU JUST DO IT FOR ME?
- FINE, BUT YOU OWE ME BIG.
- THANKS, PAL.
OH, AND DON'T FORGET THE HAT.
IT'S KIND OF AN ENSEMBLE.
- ALL RIGHT. THE BULLY'S RIGHT OUT BACK.
- GOT IT!
I'LL BE BACK HERE BEFORE YOU CAN SAY, UH--
I'LL BE BACK HERE IN A MINUTE,
SO DON'T GO ANYWHERE, LITTLE BRO.
SUPREME KING AWESOME THUNDERPANTS
HAS A SPECIAL AFTERNOON PLANNED FOR YOU.
HA HA HA! HEE HEE HEE!
- THAT BULLY IS SO TOAST.
- YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.
- AAH!
AAH!
[MOANING]
HORRIBLE. IT WAS HORRIBLE.
HORRIBLE!
- JUST RUN, BLOO. RUN FAR AWAY FROM HERE!
[TIRES SCREECH]
- YEAH. THAT'S WHAT I SHOULD DO.
- HEADING SOMEWHERE, LITTLE GUY?
- SOON AS A I FIND A PLACE TO GO.
- WELL, LUCKY FOR YOU, I KNOW THE PERFECT PLACE.
- REALLY?
- WELCOME BACK, MASTER BLOOREGARD.
- PLACE YOUR BETS. PLACE YOUR BETS!
ED'S IN FOR 3 BEANS ON THE NEW GUY!
- BLOO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
- HE'S HERE FOR HIS GENTLEMEN'S CHALLENGE, OF COURSE.
AH. AND JUST IN TIME.
[BUGLE PLAYING]
- GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT.
- LET'S JUST GET THIS OVER WITH.
- ALL RIGHT THEN.
I GOT ONE QUESTION FOR YOU.
WHAT'S BLUE AND RED ALL OVER?
YOU. GET IT?
YOU'RE BLUE AND RED ALL OVER BECAUSE YOU'RE BLUE
AND COVERED IN WATERMELON, WHICH IS RED.
PRETTY FUNNY, HUH?
- FUNNY?
- YEAH. FUNNY.
I TOLD YOU I WAS GONNA GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO LAUGH ABOUT.
- BUT--BUT I THOUGHT-- WELL, SEE, WAIT--
YOU DON'T WANT TO SQUASH ME?
- SURE I DO.
AND BERRY YOU, TOO!
IT'S ALL PART OF MY ACT.
I'M A PROP COMIC!
- PROP COMIC?
- YEAH. PRETTY GRAPE, HUH?
- BUT ALL THOSE OTHER GUYS, WHEELIE, ED, TERRENCE?
- WERE JUST PRACTICE.
I HAD TO WORK OUT MY MATERIAL BEFORE I SHOWED IT TO YOU.
I MEAN, I'M JUST AN AMATEUR, AND YOU'RE, LIKE,
THE FUNNIEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE HOUSE.
- GET OUT.
- "HOW'S THE WEATHER UP THERE?"
THAT'S CLASSIC!
IT'S, LIKE, THE BEST JOKE I'VE EVER HEARD.
- WELL...
SO JUST SO I'M CLEAR, YOU'RE NOT GONNA PILE-DRIVE ME
UNTIL I AM NO MORE?
- PILE-DRIVE YOU?
NO. I JUST WANT TO GET YOUR OPINION ON MY ACT,
IF THAT'S OK.
- IT WOULD BE MY PLEASURE.
- AAH! AAH! AAH!
TA-DA!
SO? WHAT DO YOU THINK?
- EH, KIND OF LAME.
- THAT IS THE BEST PUNCH LINE HE HAS DELIVERED ALL DAY.
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