1 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,650 - HOLA, BLOO. CAN I PLAY? 2 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:58,350 - PLEASE, EDUARDO. YOU'LL NEVER BE COOL ENOUGH 3 00:00:58,420 --> 00:01:00,590 TO PLAY SUPER MEGA BLASTEROIDS 9. 4 00:01:00,660 --> 00:01:03,320 IT'S GOT THE BEST GRAPHICS, SECRET LEVELS, SECRET MOVES, 5 00:01:03,390 --> 00:01:05,860 AND WHEN YOU BLAST IT, IT GOES DOO DOO DOO DOO! 6 00:01:07,300 --> 00:01:08,430 - WHICH ONE ARE YOU? 7 00:01:08,500 --> 00:01:11,870 - THE SUPER MEGA BLASTEROID. DUH. 8 00:01:13,130 --> 00:01:15,040 - THAT YOU? - NO. 9 00:01:15,100 --> 00:01:16,270 - THAT? - NO. 10 00:01:16,340 --> 00:01:18,210 - THAT YOU? - NO! 11 00:01:18,270 --> 00:01:20,880 THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO SUPER MEGA BLAST! 12 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:26,480 [BELL RINGS] 13 00:01:33,250 --> 00:01:35,320 I DID IT. 14 00:01:35,390 --> 00:01:37,090 I BLASTED THE BIG, EVIL BLASTER THING AT THE END 15 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:38,830 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BLAST! 16 00:01:38,890 --> 00:01:41,900 50, 60, 70, 80, 90, 91! WHOO HOO! 17 00:01:41,960 --> 00:01:43,630 I BEAT MAC'S HIGH SCORE! 18 00:01:43,700 --> 00:01:46,130 - HE IS GONNA BE DISAPPOINTED. 19 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:48,270 - YOU BET HE IS. WHOO HOO! 20 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:51,770 HEY, MAC, WANT A SANDWICH? 21 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:53,440 HOW ABOUT SOME PEANUT BUTTER AND-- 22 00:01:53,510 --> 00:01:54,810 I BEAT YOUR HIGH SCORE. 23 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:56,950 OR MAYBE WE COULD GO SEE A MOVIE 24 00:01:57,010 --> 00:01:59,080 LIKE "THE ADVENTURES OF"-- I BEAT YOUR HIGH SCORE! 25 00:01:59,150 --> 00:02:01,320 OH, ALSO, I BEAT YOUR HIGH SCORE! 26 00:02:01,380 --> 00:02:02,480 HA HA HA! 27 00:02:02,550 --> 00:02:04,850 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 28 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:05,950 [CHILDREN SHOUTING] 29 00:02:06,020 --> 00:02:07,260 MAC? 30 00:02:10,260 --> 00:02:13,600 EXCUSE ME. PARDON ME. HIGH SCORE COMING THROUGH. 31 00:02:13,660 --> 00:02:16,460 MAC, YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER. 32 00:02:28,910 --> 00:02:29,980 MAC? 33 00:02:39,890 --> 00:02:45,130 NNNOOOO! 34 00:02:45,190 --> 00:02:46,530 - BLOO, WHAT'S THE MATTER? 35 00:02:46,590 --> 00:02:50,600 - IT'S TOO HORRIBLE. A TRAVESTY. I CAN'T. I CAN'T. 36 00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:51,800 - COCO? 37 00:02:51,870 --> 00:02:53,370 - [GASPING] 38 00:02:53,430 --> 00:02:57,540 JUICE. I NEED JUICE. 39 00:03:10,750 --> 00:03:11,690 - BLOO! 40 00:03:11,750 --> 00:03:13,520 - OK. SOMETHING'S HAPPENED TO MAC. 41 00:03:13,590 --> 00:03:15,720 - WHAT HAPPENED TO MAC? HE FELL DOWN A WELL? 42 00:03:15,790 --> 00:03:17,690 - NO. IT'S WORSE, MUCH WORSE. 43 00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:18,990 - COCO? - WORSE! 44 00:03:19,060 --> 00:03:21,060 - WORSE THAN THAT? HE FELL DOWN 3 WELLS? 45 00:03:21,130 --> 00:03:23,670 - NO, WORSE! HE'LL NEVER BE THE SAME. 46 00:03:23,730 --> 00:03:25,670 - NEVER BE THE SAME? 47 00:03:25,730 --> 00:03:27,440 - HEY, GUYS, WHAT'S ALL THE YELLING ABOUT? 48 00:03:27,500 --> 00:03:30,270 - MAC GOT HIT BY A TRUCK! 49 00:03:30,340 --> 00:03:33,940 - NO! IT'S A HUNDRED TIMES WORSE! 50 00:03:34,010 --> 00:03:38,450 MY BOY--MAC--THE GUY WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE-- 51 00:03:38,510 --> 00:03:39,780 - YES? 52 00:03:39,850 --> 00:03:40,780 - IS... 53 00:03:40,850 --> 00:03:42,580 - YEAH? 54 00:03:42,650 --> 00:03:43,590 - CAN I GET MORE JUICE? 55 00:03:43,650 --> 00:03:44,750 - NO! 56 00:03:44,820 --> 00:03:47,690 - OK. MAC IS... 57 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:52,430 A BIG, GIANT NERD! 58 00:03:55,460 --> 00:03:56,500 - THAT'S IT? 59 00:03:56,560 --> 00:03:59,000 - YOU IS A BIG GIANT JERKO. 60 00:03:59,070 --> 00:04:00,700 - I THOUGHT MAC WAS IN TROUBLE. 61 00:04:00,770 --> 00:04:02,270 - COCO. 62 00:04:03,270 --> 00:04:05,570 - HE IS IN TROUBLE, SERIOUS TROUBLE, 63 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:07,010 AND SO AM I. 64 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,610 DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO MY REPUTATION 65 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:13,510 IF PEOPLE FIND OUT I WAS CREATED BY A NERD? 66 00:04:13,580 --> 00:04:15,150 - YOU HAVE A REPUTATION? 67 00:04:15,220 --> 00:04:17,820 - YOU WEREN'T THERE, FRANKIE. I WAS. 68 00:04:17,890 --> 00:04:19,990 EVERYONE WAS ON THE PLAYGROUND PLAYING, 69 00:04:20,050 --> 00:04:22,360 BUT INSIDE-- THE HORROR, THE HORROR-- 70 00:04:22,420 --> 00:04:25,630 INSIDE WAS MAC, STUDYING! 71 00:04:25,690 --> 00:04:28,560 - SO HE'S WORKING HARD. THAT DOESN'T MEAN HE'S A NERD. 72 00:04:28,630 --> 00:04:31,630 - PLEASE, FRANKIE. NOW'S NOT THE TIME FOR JOKES. 73 00:04:31,700 --> 00:04:32,870 - HEY, GUYS. 74 00:04:32,930 --> 00:04:37,010 - HOORAY! THE TRUCK MISSED! THE TRUCK MISSED! 75 00:04:37,070 --> 00:04:39,070 - GOOD TO SEE YOU, TOO, EDUARDO. 76 00:04:39,140 --> 00:04:40,510 WHAT'S UP, BLOO? 77 00:04:40,580 --> 00:04:44,810 - MAYBE YOU SHOULD TELL ME, MAC, IF THAT'S EVEN YOUR REAL NAME! 78 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:47,580 I KNOW YOUR SECRET, STEPHEN! 79 00:04:47,650 --> 00:04:49,920 - WHAT? - OH, YOU'RE GOOD. 80 00:04:49,980 --> 00:04:51,090 YOU'RE REAL GOOD, BUT I HAVE IT 81 00:04:51,150 --> 00:04:53,660 FROM AN EXTREMELY RELIABLE SOURCE--ME-- 82 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:56,890 THAT YOU ARE A GIANT, HUMONGOUS NERD! 83 00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:59,830 - HA HA HA! NO, I'M NOT. 84 00:04:59,890 --> 00:05:00,900 - YOU WANT TO DO THIS THE HARD WAY? 85 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:03,000 WE CAN DO IT THE HARD WAY! 86 00:05:04,270 --> 00:05:05,600 BULBY. 87 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:28,860 WHERE WERE YOU ON THE NIGHT OF TUESDAY LAST WEEK AT 10:24 P.M.? 88 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:29,960 - LAST TUESDAY? 89 00:05:30,020 --> 00:05:31,590 - PLEASE ANSWER IN THE FORM OF A QUESTION. 90 00:05:31,660 --> 00:05:34,200 - I WAS IN BED? 91 00:05:34,260 --> 00:05:38,630 - NERD! ONLY NERDS GO TO BED AT 10:24 P.M. ON TUESDAYS. 92 00:05:38,700 --> 00:05:40,870 - BUT MY BEDTIME-- - OVERRULED! 93 00:05:40,940 --> 00:05:43,670 - BLOO, THIS IS SO DUMB. I'M NOT A NERD. 94 00:05:43,740 --> 00:05:45,670 - OH, REALLY? THEN WHY DO I HAVE A PICTURE OF YOU 95 00:05:45,740 --> 00:05:48,310 WEARING UGLY TAPED-UP COKE-BOTTLE GLASSES? 96 00:05:48,380 --> 00:05:52,750 - YOU DREW THOSE ON ME WITH A MARKER, PLUS A MUSTACHE. 97 00:05:52,810 --> 00:05:55,820 - I WITHDRAW THE QUESTION. 98 00:05:55,880 --> 00:05:57,590 NOW, IT'S A KNOWN FACT 99 00:05:57,650 --> 00:06:00,420 THAT NERDS ARE NO GOOD AT VIDEO GAMES. 100 00:06:00,490 --> 00:06:02,220 I HAPPEN TO HAVE WITH ME 101 00:06:02,290 --> 00:06:07,060 A CERTAIN SUPER MEGA BLASTEROIDS 9. 102 00:06:07,130 --> 00:06:08,660 - PLEASE READ ALOUD THE NAME OF THE HIGH SCORER. 103 00:06:08,730 --> 00:06:09,860 - "COCO." 104 00:06:09,930 --> 00:06:15,070 - EXACT--WHAT? COCO? READ THE NEXT HIGHEST SCORE. 105 00:06:15,140 --> 00:06:16,700 - "WILT." - WHAT THE-- 106 00:06:16,770 --> 00:06:18,140 - "FRANKIE, HERRIMAN, MADAME FOSTER, 107 00:06:18,210 --> 00:06:21,710 STINKY--THE BAD AT VIDEO GAMES GUY, EDUARDO"?! 108 00:06:21,780 --> 00:06:24,110 READ THE 18th HIGHEST SCORE. 109 00:06:24,180 --> 00:06:25,450 - "BLOO." 110 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:29,120 - THAT'S RIGHT, AND UNDERNEATH THAT IS MAC, 111 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:32,290 ALSO KNOWN AS NERD. 112 00:06:32,350 --> 00:06:33,550 NO WONDER YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS. 113 00:06:33,620 --> 00:06:37,490 LOOK AT YOUR SHOES, YOUR SHIRT, YOUR HAIR, YOUR HAT. 114 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:39,330 - I HAVE FRIENDS. 115 00:06:39,390 --> 00:06:41,030 - OH, YEAH? NAME ONE. 116 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:42,130 - YOU. 117 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:46,230 - THAT'S RIGHT, AND YOU HAD TO MAKE ME UP! 118 00:06:46,300 --> 00:06:48,640 - WELL, UM, THERE WAS THIS ONE KID 119 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:51,810 WHO INVITED ME TO HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY. 120 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:54,010 WELL, HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO, 121 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:55,580 BUT MAYBE HE DIDN'T HAVE IT YET, 122 00:06:55,640 --> 00:06:58,150 OR MAYBE HE DID AND HE DIDN'T CALL. 123 00:06:58,210 --> 00:06:59,950 BUT HE COULD HAVE LOST MY NUMBER, 124 00:07:00,010 --> 00:07:01,880 BUT THEN IT'S IN THE PHONE BOOK. 125 00:07:01,950 --> 00:07:03,620 BUT IT'S UNDER MY MOM'S NAME. 126 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:06,620 BUT THEN HE COULD HAVE JUST ASKED ME MY MOM'S NAME. 127 00:07:06,690 --> 00:07:10,020 BLOO, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. I AM A NERD. 128 00:07:10,090 --> 00:07:13,930 - IT'S OK, SON. IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT. 129 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,600 BULBY, SHUT OFF THE LIGHT. JUST SHUT IT OFF. 130 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:21,340 AND GET ME A JUICE BOX. 131 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:22,400 [SLURPING] 132 00:07:22,470 --> 00:07:24,040 THIS ISN'T CRANAPPLE. 133 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:26,610 [SLURPING] 134 00:07:26,670 --> 00:07:29,910 HATE THIS. 135 00:07:29,980 --> 00:07:31,550 [SLURPING] 136 00:07:36,620 --> 00:07:37,850 [MUSIC PLAYING] 137 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:39,950 DON'T WORRY, MAC. WE'RE GONNA BEAT THIS TOGETHER 138 00:07:40,020 --> 00:07:41,320 BECAUSE LUCKY FOR YOU, 139 00:07:41,390 --> 00:07:43,860 YOU'VE GOT THE COOLEST IMAGINARY FRIEND THERE IS. 140 00:07:43,930 --> 00:07:45,830 I'M COOLER THAN COOL. 141 00:07:50,330 --> 00:07:52,070 I'M ICY CHILL. 142 00:07:52,130 --> 00:07:53,970 NOW, THE RULES OF COOL ARE COMPLEX. 143 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:56,770 YOU CAN'T COPY MY COOL, OR WE'LL BOTH BE THE SAME COOL, AND THAT'S NOT COOL. 144 00:07:56,840 --> 00:08:00,540 WE'VE GOT TO FIND YOUR OWN ORIGINAL BRAND OF COOLNESS. 145 00:08:02,540 --> 00:08:04,980 - I GOT AN IDEA. HOW ABOUT I WEAR SUNGLASSES? 146 00:08:05,050 --> 00:08:06,580 - HA HA HA! 147 00:08:06,650 --> 00:08:08,180 ARE YOU KIDDING? 148 00:08:08,250 --> 00:08:10,820 YOU'RE YEARS AWAY FROM SUNGLASSES--DECADES, EVEN. 149 00:08:10,890 --> 00:08:12,720 - SO HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND 150 00:08:12,790 --> 00:08:14,590 MY OWN ORIGINAL BRAND OF COOLNESS? 151 00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:17,490 - WE WATCH TV AND PAY PARTICULAR ATTENTION 152 00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:19,030 TO THE COMMERCIALS. 153 00:08:19,090 --> 00:08:20,490 [MUSIC PLAYING] 154 00:08:23,430 --> 00:08:24,430 [ENGINE REVVING] 155 00:08:24,500 --> 00:08:25,770 [TIRES SCREECHING] 156 00:08:31,110 --> 00:08:32,240 [CROWD CHEERING] 157 00:08:44,150 --> 00:08:45,250 [CROWD CHEERING] 158 00:08:46,520 --> 00:08:48,460 OK, MAC. LET'S REVIEW. 159 00:08:48,520 --> 00:08:50,890 WHAT DID WE LEARN FROM WATCHING THE KUNG FU MARATHON? 160 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:54,330 - OK. TO BE COOL, YOU MUST BE ONE WITH YOURSELF 161 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:56,600 MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY. 162 00:08:56,660 --> 00:09:00,200 - NO! IT'S ALL ABOUT TALKING LIKE THIS. 163 00:09:00,270 --> 00:09:04,670 YOU HAVE DISGRACED MY PEOPLE. WE SHALL ENGAGE IN COMBAT. 164 00:09:04,740 --> 00:09:08,140 WHAT DID WE LEARN FROM BOY BANDS? 165 00:09:08,210 --> 00:09:12,450 - IT'S COOL TO EXPRESS YOURSELF THROUGH ART AND CREATIVITY? 166 00:09:12,510 --> 00:09:15,080 - AGAIN WRONG! 167 00:09:15,150 --> 00:09:18,450 IT'S ALL ABOUT HAIR GEL. WHAT ELSE? 168 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:19,790 - I LEARNED BY WATCHING BASKETBALL 169 00:09:19,850 --> 00:09:21,020 THAT TEAMWORK IS COOL? 170 00:09:21,090 --> 00:09:23,960 - I GUESS, BUT DON'T FORGET, SHOES MAKE THE MAN, 171 00:09:24,030 --> 00:09:26,390 WHICH IS WHY I GOT YOU THESE SNEAKERS, SIZE 48. 172 00:09:26,460 --> 00:09:28,860 WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GONNA WEAR TO SCHOOL TOMORROW? 173 00:09:28,930 --> 00:09:30,160 - UH... 174 00:09:30,230 --> 00:09:31,300 THIS? 175 00:09:31,370 --> 00:09:33,870 - HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING FROM WATCHING TV? 176 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:36,640 IT'S WHAT'S ON THE OUTSIDE THAT COUNTS. 177 00:09:36,700 --> 00:09:38,770 LUCKILY I FOUND THESE HIP FASHION MAGAZINES 178 00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:40,810 IN THE BASEMENT TO HELP US WITH IDEAS. 179 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:43,840 - THESE ARE FROM 1987. 180 00:09:43,910 --> 00:09:46,410 - LESS TALK, MORE RIPPING OFF YOUR SLEEVES. 181 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:47,850 [RIP] 182 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:49,780 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 183 00:09:49,850 --> 00:09:51,350 [MUSIC PLAYING] 184 00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:03,860 - NICE SHIRT. 185 00:10:03,930 --> 00:10:04,930 - THANKS. 186 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,570 - NICE JACKET. 187 00:10:06,630 --> 00:10:07,670 - THANKS AGAIN. 188 00:10:07,740 --> 00:10:10,970 - YO, WHERE'D YOU GET IT-- THE 1987 STORE? 189 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:13,940 - I GOT IT FROM MY FRIEND, BUT MAYBE HE GOT IT THERE. 190 00:10:21,920 --> 00:10:23,280 [LAUGHTER] 191 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:27,420 - [SLURPING] 192 00:10:33,890 --> 00:10:37,600 - NICE MOVES. WHERE'D YOU LEARN THEM--A JUICE COMMERCIAL? 193 00:10:37,670 --> 00:10:38,770 - YEAH. 194 00:10:40,300 --> 00:10:41,940 - EW. 195 00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:51,550 - YOU HAVE DISGRACED MY PEOPLE. WE SHALL ENGAGE IN COMBAT. 196 00:10:54,150 --> 00:10:56,880 - OOH, I'M REAL SCARED. 197 00:10:56,950 --> 00:10:58,090 - REALLY? 198 00:10:58,150 --> 00:10:59,420 [SMACK] 199 00:11:00,820 --> 00:11:02,720 [CHATTER] 200 00:11:09,900 --> 00:11:12,630 - HEY, EVERYBODY, CHECK OUT THESE COOL MOVES. 201 00:11:12,700 --> 00:11:15,800 [MUSIC PLAYING] 202 00:11:21,580 --> 00:11:23,010 [LAUGHTER] 203 00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:25,850 - WHAT A NERD. 204 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:38,530 - THAT'S IT. THIS IS STUPID. I DON'T CARE IF I'M COOL. 205 00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:42,830 I DON'T CARE IF I'M A NERD. 206 00:11:42,900 --> 00:11:44,970 I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING. 207 00:11:45,030 --> 00:11:46,900 - HEY, MAN. THAT'S COOL. 208 00:11:46,970 --> 00:11:48,070 - HUH? 209 00:11:52,370 --> 00:11:56,440 ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? 210 00:11:56,510 --> 00:12:00,550 BUT YOU'RE THE COOLEST KID IN TOWN--JAMEZ WITH A "Z." 211 00:12:01,620 --> 00:12:04,090 - I AM, AND IT IS. 212 00:12:06,390 --> 00:12:07,820 [SHOUTING] 213 00:12:09,660 --> 00:12:11,990 - YOU THINK I'M COOL? 214 00:12:14,330 --> 00:12:16,060 - YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING. 215 00:12:16,130 --> 00:12:18,770 ANTIESTABLISHMENT IS WICKED COOL. 216 00:12:18,830 --> 00:12:19,900 - REALLY? 217 00:12:21,140 --> 00:12:22,340 - WHAT DO YOU SAY YOU AND ME 218 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:24,170 HANG OUT BY THE ROCK AFTER SCHOOL? 219 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:27,270 - THE ROCK? THAT'S, LIKE, THE COOLEST PLACE IN TOWN. 220 00:12:27,340 --> 00:12:29,410 - WOW. I--I MEAN, YEAH. YEAH. 221 00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:32,080 I JUST GOT TO STOP OFF AT FOSTER'S. 222 00:12:32,150 --> 00:12:33,610 - FOSTER'S HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS? 223 00:12:33,680 --> 00:12:35,780 THAT PLACE IS FOR NERDS. 224 00:12:35,850 --> 00:12:38,220 - OH. YEAH? 225 00:12:38,290 --> 00:12:42,190 N-NO. I MEANT FOSTER'S FREE--FRIJOLES. 226 00:12:42,260 --> 00:12:43,420 I LOVE BEANS. 227 00:12:43,490 --> 00:12:44,560 - PINTO OR BLACK? 228 00:12:44,630 --> 00:12:47,960 - PIN...BLA...REFRIED? 229 00:12:48,030 --> 00:12:51,070 - COOL. SEE YOU AT THE ROCK. 230 00:12:52,770 --> 00:12:54,800 [SHOUTING] 231 00:12:54,870 --> 00:12:56,400 - HEY, MAC. 232 00:12:58,210 --> 00:13:00,070 HEY, WHERE'S ALL THAT COOL STUFF I GAVE YOU? 233 00:13:00,140 --> 00:13:02,680 - I DON'T NEED IT ANYMORE. I'M SUPERCOOL NOW. 234 00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:05,750 THIS KID, JAMEZ WITH A "Z," HE'S TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL. 235 00:13:05,810 --> 00:13:08,320 HE INVITED ME TO HANG OUT AT THE ROCK. 236 00:13:08,380 --> 00:13:11,520 - WHOO HOO! LET'S GO! 237 00:13:11,590 --> 00:13:13,590 - UH, I DON'T KNOW. 238 00:13:13,650 --> 00:13:15,390 MAYBE I SHOULD CHECK IT OUT FIRST. 239 00:13:15,460 --> 00:13:17,890 - WHAT'S THE MATTER? IMAGINARY FRIENDS NOT COOL? 240 00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:19,290 HA HA HA! 241 00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:25,170 - I'LL SEE YOU LATER, OK? 242 00:13:27,670 --> 00:13:29,670 [SHOUTING] 243 00:13:31,970 --> 00:13:34,280 - HEY, YOU COME BACK HERE! 244 00:13:34,340 --> 00:13:36,280 DON'T YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME. 245 00:13:36,340 --> 00:13:38,080 NOT COOL! 246 00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:47,190 - NNNOOO! 247 00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:50,560 IT'S SO HORRIBLE. HORRIBLE. A TRAVESTY. I NEED JUICE! 248 00:13:50,620 --> 00:13:51,730 - COCO! 249 00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:52,990 - IT'S MAC. SOMETHING'S HAPPENED TO HIM. 250 00:13:53,060 --> 00:13:55,100 NO, IT'S WORSE, MUCH WORSE. WORSE. WORSE THAN THAT. 251 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:57,300 - OH, BLOO. WHAT IS IT NOW? 252 00:13:57,360 --> 00:13:59,270 - I DON'T KNOW. HE'S TALKING TOO FAST. 253 00:13:59,330 --> 00:14:00,630 - I'LL TELL YOU. 254 00:14:00,700 --> 00:14:01,840 OUR BOY, MAC, 255 00:14:01,900 --> 00:14:03,340 THE ONE YOU KNOW AND LOVE, 256 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:05,910 IS COOL! 257 00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:07,710 - OH. 258 00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:10,880 - YOU ARE STILL A BIG GIANT JERKO. 259 00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:12,850 - I THOUGHT SOMETHING WAS WRONG WITH MAC. 260 00:14:12,910 --> 00:14:15,250 - THERE IS. HOW CAN HE THINK HE'S TOO COOL 261 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:16,520 TO HANG OUT WITH ME? 262 00:14:16,580 --> 00:14:18,750 AND I'M WAY COOLER THAN JAMEZ WITH A "Z." 263 00:14:18,820 --> 00:14:19,990 - COCO COCO COCO? 264 00:14:20,050 --> 00:14:22,490 - NO, I CAN'T GIVE YOU AN AUTOGRAPH. 265 00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:23,560 - OH. 266 00:14:23,620 --> 00:14:27,390 - WAIT A MINUTE. I KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENED. 267 00:14:27,460 --> 00:14:30,360 SOMEHOW I'VE ACCIDENTALLY ENTERED 268 00:14:30,430 --> 00:14:33,000 SOME BIZARRO BACKWARD WORLD. 269 00:14:33,070 --> 00:14:34,030 QUICK, WHICH WAY IS UP? 270 00:14:34,100 --> 00:14:35,540 - I DON'T KNOW. 271 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:38,940 - AND YET EDUARDO REMAINS COMPLETELY UNCHANGED. INTERESTING. 272 00:14:39,010 --> 00:14:40,510 [CLOCK CHIMING] 273 00:14:41,980 --> 00:14:44,180 - HAPPY 3:00, EVERYONE. 274 00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:47,010 MASTER BLOOREGARD, WHERE IS MASTER MAC? 275 00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:50,720 - HE'S OFF WITH HIS NEW "COOL" FRIEND JAMEZ WITH A "Z." 276 00:14:50,780 --> 00:14:52,350 - YOU DON'T SAY? 277 00:14:52,420 --> 00:14:54,760 OUR GENTLEMEN'S AGREEMENT WAS THAT YOU, 278 00:14:54,820 --> 00:14:55,760 BLOOREGARD Q. KAZOO, 279 00:14:55,820 --> 00:14:57,260 WOULD NOT BE PUT UP FOR ADOPTION 280 00:14:57,320 --> 00:15:01,630 AS LONG AS MASTER MAC CAME TO VISIT EVERY DAY AT 3:00. 281 00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:03,530 - HE'LL BE BACK. HE'S MY FRIEND. 282 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:06,430 - OH, OF COURSE HE WILL. 283 00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:08,140 BUT UNTIL THEN, I'M AFRAID I HAVE NO CHOICE 284 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,770 BUT TO PUT YOU UP FOR ADOPTION. 285 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:11,770 RULES ARE RULES. 286 00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:12,770 DON'T WORRY. 287 00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:13,840 IT COULD BE YEARS 288 00:15:13,910 --> 00:15:16,010 BEFORE SOMEONE TRIES TO ADOPT YOU. 289 00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:17,010 - REALLY? 290 00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:18,080 - NO. 291 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:24,520 ♪ YOU'RE GETTING ADOPTED, UH-HUH, UH-HUH ♪ 292 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:27,690 ♪ YOU'RE GONNA BE OUT OF HERE, UH-HUH, UH-HUH ♪ 293 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:31,390 ♪ I LIKE RAISINS IN OATMEAL, UH-HUH, UH-HUH ♪ 294 00:15:31,460 --> 00:15:33,560 [DOORBELL RINGS] 295 00:15:35,830 --> 00:15:38,070 - UH, HELLO. WE'RE HERE TO ADOPT A BLOO FRIEND. 296 00:15:38,130 --> 00:15:41,240 - WHY, YES. HE'S RIGHT OVER THERE. 297 00:15:41,300 --> 00:15:43,040 - THAT'S HIM! HE'S SO COOL! 298 00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:44,070 - AAH! 299 00:15:44,140 --> 00:15:45,270 [SHOUTING] 300 00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:54,450 - HE'S SO BLUE AND SQUISHY AND STRETCHY. 301 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:55,920 - AND CHEWY. 302 00:15:55,980 --> 00:15:57,420 - YOW! 303 00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:01,360 - HE'S MY SUPERCOOL IMAGINARY FRIEND! 304 00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:04,220 - HE'S MY SUPERCOOL IMAGINARY FRIEND! 305 00:16:08,930 --> 00:16:11,300 [KIDS SHOUTING] 306 00:16:12,630 --> 00:16:13,570 [DOOR SLAMS] 307 00:16:13,630 --> 00:16:17,100 FRANKIE, KIDS ARE TRYING TO ADOPT ME. 308 00:16:17,170 --> 00:16:18,470 YOU GOT TO HELP ME GET MAC BACK! 309 00:16:18,540 --> 00:16:19,570 YOU'RE RIGHT. THE ONLY WAY I CAN DO IT 310 00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:21,110 IS IF I BECOME COOLER THAN COOL. 311 00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:23,540 BUT HOW? OF COURSE! WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT BEFORE? 312 00:16:23,610 --> 00:16:24,650 THANKS, FRANKIE. 313 00:16:24,710 --> 00:16:25,980 - NO PROB. 314 00:16:26,050 --> 00:16:27,610 - FORGED FROM MOLTEN PLASTIC, 315 00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:30,180 COVERED WITH SILVERY MIRROR STUFF. 316 00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:32,650 THE ULTIMATE IN COOL. 317 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:37,390 [CHOIR SINGS ONE NOTE] 318 00:16:37,460 --> 00:16:39,730 [ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYS] 319 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:41,130 IT'S 106 BLOCKS TO MAC. 320 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:43,260 I'VE GOT A FULL BLADDER, HALF AN IDEA WHERE I'M GOING, 321 00:16:43,330 --> 00:16:47,430 IT'S TUESDAY, AND I'M WEARING SUNGLASSES. 322 00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:48,770 - HIT IT. 323 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:51,240 - AAH! 324 00:16:57,280 --> 00:16:59,250 - HEY, JAMEZ, WANT TO PLAY KING OF THE ROCK? 325 00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:00,850 IT'S REALLY COOL. 326 00:17:00,910 --> 00:17:06,220 BLOO--I MEAN, ONE OF MY SUPERCOOL FRIENDS AND I PLAY IT ALL THE TIME. 327 00:17:06,290 --> 00:17:07,520 ONE OF US CLIMBS UP ON TOP AND-- 328 00:17:07,590 --> 00:17:11,020 - DUDE, DON'T CLIMB ON THE ROCK. 329 00:17:11,090 --> 00:17:13,160 - OK. WE COULD PLAY TAG. 330 00:17:13,230 --> 00:17:14,290 ROCK CAN BE BA-- 331 00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:16,600 - YOU DON'T TAG THE ROCK. 332 00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:18,900 - THEN WHAT DO WE DO FOR FUN? 333 00:17:18,970 --> 00:17:25,310 - FUN ISN'T COOL. HANGING IS COOL. JUST HANG, MAN. 334 00:17:25,370 --> 00:17:27,340 PEOPLE ARE WATCHING. 335 00:17:27,410 --> 00:17:28,380 [CROWD MURMURING] 336 00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:32,310 - OH. YEAH. NO PROBLEM. THAT'S COOL. 337 00:17:32,380 --> 00:17:33,450 ICY CHILL. 338 00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:36,180 - AAAH! 339 00:17:49,300 --> 00:17:50,200 [GLASS SHATTERS] 340 00:17:50,260 --> 00:17:52,270 - THERE HE IS. ADOPT HIM! 341 00:17:53,770 --> 00:17:55,370 [KIDS SHOUTING] 342 00:17:58,010 --> 00:17:59,570 - GET OUT OF MY LIMO. 343 00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:19,130 - THE RADIUS TIMES THE CIRCUMFERENCE-- 344 00:18:19,190 --> 00:18:20,490 OW! 345 00:18:23,830 --> 00:18:26,400 NOW I AM GONNA GET ALL THE LADIES. 346 00:18:27,430 --> 00:18:30,100 - WE CAN DRAW ON THE ROCK. I HAVE CHALK. 347 00:18:30,170 --> 00:18:32,640 - YOU DON'T DRAW ON THE ROCK. 348 00:18:32,710 --> 00:18:35,240 - MAC! MAC! 349 00:18:35,310 --> 00:18:37,080 - HEY. WHO BROUGHT THE NERD? 350 00:18:37,140 --> 00:18:39,750 [LAUGHTER] 351 00:18:39,810 --> 00:18:44,250 - WHAT? I'M NO NERD. I'M ICY CHILL. 352 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:46,350 [MUSIC PLAYING] 353 00:19:06,010 --> 00:19:08,580 - EVERYBODY STOP. 354 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:11,250 - HA HA HA--OH. 355 00:19:11,310 --> 00:19:12,580 - WHAT'S YOUR DEAL, MAC? 356 00:19:12,650 --> 00:19:13,910 - HE'S MY FRIEND. 357 00:19:13,980 --> 00:19:15,280 - [GASPS] 358 00:19:15,350 --> 00:19:17,020 - MY IMAGINARY FRIEND. 359 00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:18,420 - [GASPS] 360 00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:20,920 - THAT'S RIGHT, AND HE'S MY BEST FRIEND. 361 00:19:20,990 --> 00:19:22,220 - [GASPS] 362 00:19:22,290 --> 00:19:24,860 - DUDE, THAT'S NOT COOL. 363 00:19:24,930 --> 00:19:27,560 - OH, YEAH, JAMEZ WITH A "Z"? 364 00:19:27,630 --> 00:19:30,560 LET ME SHARE WITH YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING I LEARNED TODAY 365 00:19:30,630 --> 00:19:31,830 ABOUT BEING COOL. 366 00:19:31,900 --> 00:19:34,100 LET ME SHARE WITH YOU ALL. 367 00:19:34,170 --> 00:19:37,500 I LEARNED THAT BEING COOL ISN'T ABOUT HAVING THE RIGHT CLOTHES 368 00:19:37,570 --> 00:19:40,340 OR THE RIGHT MOVES OR EVEN MOVING YOUR MOUTH 369 00:19:40,410 --> 00:19:41,740 SO IT DOESN'T MATCH YOUR WORDS. 370 00:19:41,810 --> 00:19:43,310 IT'S ABOUT ONE THING-- 371 00:19:43,380 --> 00:19:45,050 - JUICE? - NO. 372 00:19:45,110 --> 00:19:48,580 THE ONLY WAY YOU'LL REALLY BE COOL IS TO BE YOURSELF 373 00:19:48,650 --> 00:19:51,750 BECAUSE THERE'S SOMETHING SPECIAL INSIDE ALL OF US. 374 00:19:53,450 --> 00:19:57,760 IT'S INSIDE YOU AND YOU AND YOU. 375 00:19:57,820 --> 00:19:59,990 AND IT'S INSIDE BLOO AND ME, TOO. 376 00:20:00,060 --> 00:20:01,400 BEFORE TODAY, I DIDN'T WORRY 377 00:20:01,460 --> 00:20:03,560 ABOUT WHETHER I WAS ICY CHILL OR NOT. 378 00:20:03,630 --> 00:20:05,700 ALL I CARED ABOUT WAS HAVING FUN. 379 00:20:05,770 --> 00:20:08,200 AND I'LL TELL YOU-- I'LL TELL ALL OF YOU-- 380 00:20:08,270 --> 00:20:10,240 BEING MYSELF IS A LOT MORE FUN 381 00:20:10,300 --> 00:20:13,270 THAN HANGING OUT ON SOME DUMB ROCK ALL DAY. 382 00:20:13,340 --> 00:20:14,810 - MAC, IT TOOK A LOT OF GUTS 383 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,180 TO STICK UP FOR YOUR FRIEND LIKE THAT. 384 00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:19,350 YOU AND YOUR IMAGINARY FRIEND 385 00:20:19,410 --> 00:20:21,520 HAVE TAUGHT ME A VERY IMPORTANT LESSON TODAY-- 386 00:20:21,580 --> 00:20:25,920 THAT YOU'RE A NERD, TOO! HA HA HA! 387 00:20:34,430 --> 00:20:37,000 - YOU KNOW, MAC, I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE A NERD, 388 00:20:37,060 --> 00:20:38,600 BECAUSE YOU'RE MY NERD. 389 00:20:38,670 --> 00:20:41,070 - STOP SAYING THAT. I'M NOT A NERD. 390 00:20:41,130 --> 00:20:43,770 - MAC, DENIAL IS NOT JUST ANOTHER STATE IN THE UNION. 391 00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:44,970 - A RIVER IN EGYPT. 392 00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:47,940 - TSK TSK TSK. SEE? ONLY A NERD WOULD KNOW THAT. 393 00:20:48,010 --> 00:20:51,280 LOOK, I SAW YOU DOING EXTRA SCHOOLWORK DURING RECESS. 394 00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:53,980 - BLOO, I WASN'T DOING EXTRA SCHOOLWORK. 395 00:20:54,050 --> 00:20:55,350 - I WAS IN DETENTION. 396 00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:56,880 - DETENTION? FOR WHAT? 397 00:20:56,950 --> 00:20:58,120 - BLOWING SPITWADS. 398 00:20:58,190 --> 00:21:04,690 - OH, MAC! BLOWING SPITWADS. THAT'S SO--SO COOL! 399 00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:07,060 YOU'RE REALLY NOT A NERD. 400 00:21:07,130 --> 00:21:09,730 - YEAH, WELL, I AM NOW, THANKS TO YOU. 401 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:12,630 - HEY, NERD. - OW! SEE? 402 00:21:12,700 --> 00:21:16,140 - UH, YEAH. SORRY. MY BAD. 403 00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:18,770 - COME ON. LET'S GO PLAY SOME SUPER MEGA BLASTEROIDS 9. 404 00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:20,640 IT'LL CHEER YOU UP. 405 00:21:20,710 --> 00:21:24,910 - WHAT'S THE POINT? I MEAN, THE ODDS OF BEATING COCO'S HIGH SCORE ARE, LIKE... 406 00:21:24,980 --> 00:21:28,580 163.9285 TO 1. 407 00:21:28,650 --> 00:21:31,450 - NERD! 408 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:41,130 TODAACCEPT YOUR FRIENDS HOW FOR WHO THEY ARE. 409 00:21:41,190 --> 00:21:42,100 DON'T TRY TO CHANGE THEM 410 00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:43,130 JUST BECAUSE YOU THINK 411 00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:44,130 THEY SHOULD BE DIFFERENT, 412 00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:45,130 ESPECIALLY IF IT'S GOING TO 413 00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:46,500 END UP BLOWING UP IN YOUR FACE 414 00:21:46,570 --> 00:21:47,470 AND GETTING YOU ADOPTED OFF 415 00:21:47,530 --> 00:21:49,000 TO A BUNCH OF LITTLE KIDS. 416 00:21:49,070 --> 00:21:50,600 ALWAYS ASK YOURSELF, 417 00:21:50,670 --> 00:21:52,940 "HOW'S THIS GONNA AFFECT ME?" 418 00:21:53,010 --> 00:21:54,370 LEARN FROM MY MISTAKE 419 00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:58,450 AND ACCEPT YOUR NERDY FRIEND FOR WHO HE IS. 420 00:21:58,510 --> 00:22:00,250 - WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS? 421 00:22:03,180 --> 00:22:05,950 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP