TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] >> [WAILING]
[RINGING] >> FRANKIE!
FRANKIE!
>> WHAT?
>> MY ALARM CLOCK.
>> YOU KNOW, DUCHESS, YOU COULD TURN IT OFF YOURSELF.
YOU'RE RIGHT THERE.
>> AND TOUCH PLASTIC?
PLEASE.
I'M ROYALTY.
[RINGING STOPS] AREN'T WE FORGETTING SOMETHING?
MY EYES, THEY'RE NOT GOING TO OPEN THEMSELVES.
>> THEY WILL IF YOU JUST-- >> OPEN THEM!
OH HO!
WHY ARE YOU MAKING THAT HIDEOUS FACE?
>> WHAT FACE?
>> OH, I FORGOT.
YOU ALWAYS LOOK LIKE THAT.
>> UGH!
DUCHESS, WE GO THROUGH THIS SAME ROUTINE EVERY DAY.
WE WAIT ON YOU HAND AND FOOT AND ALL YOU DO IS INSULT US!
>> WHY, I AM DEEPLY HURT THAT YOU WOULD EVEN SUGGEST
SUCH A THING.
THAT IS SIMPLY NOT TRUE.
NOW, ARE YOU GOING TO CALL SENIOR SMELLS A LOT TO CARRY ME
TO THE BATHROOM, OR DO I HAVE TO DO IT MYSELF?
>> ARGH!
EDUARDO!
>> [GARGLING] >> YOU CALL THIS PREGARGLED?
IT'S BARELY FOAMY.
OH, TO CLARIFY, I WAS SPITTING IN ANGER, NOT SPITTING OUT THE
MOUTHWASH LIKE NORMAL.
DRESS ME!
>> WELL, I'M NOT QUITE DONE SEWING YOUR NEW OUTFIT, DIDI.
IF YOU DIDN'T NEED A NEW ONE EVERY DAY, THEN I COULD--
>> DRESS ME!
GOOD GRACIOUS, IS THIS POLYESTER?
>> OH, IT'S 100% EGYPTIAN COTTON.
>> SILK!
SILK!
I'D RATHER GO NAKED!
>> NO, NO, PLEASE, NOT AGAIN!
ANYTHING BUT THAT.
>> HEY, THESE FLAKES AREN'T FROSTED INDIVIDUALLY.
>> [CHATTERING] >> WELL, IF I WANTED COCOA
FLAKES, I WOULD HAVE TOLD YOU I WANTED COCOA FLAKES!
[CRASH] FRANKIE, PREP THE MORNING
LIPOSUCTION.
MASSEUSEY, I'M READY FOR MY DAILY TOE RUB.
OUT OF MY WAY, BLINKY!
PEDICURIO, RESCHEDULE MY TOENAIL POLISH FOR NAPTIME!
BOTOXY, PREPARE YESELF!
>> MR. H, WHY DOES EVERYONE PUT UP WITH
DUCHESS?
>> YEAH, EVERY MORNING IT'S THE SAME ROUTINE,
AND I'M SICK OF IT.
>> SHE'S MEAN TO EVERYONE.
>> IF I WERE IN CHARGE HERE, I'D KICK HER BOTOX TO THE CURB.
SO WHAT'S THE DEALIO?
>> AH, IT'S A FINE QUESTION YOU POSE.
THIS VISUAL AID SHOULD EXPLAIN WHAT INDEED THE DEALIO IS.
I PRESENT THE FOSTER'S MOTTO.
>> SO FOSTER'S HAS TO TAKE IN ANY IMAGINARY FRIEND WHO
NEEDS A PLACE TO STAY?
>> AND THAT'S WHY WE PUT UP WITH DUCHESS?
>> EXACTLY, BUT THAT'S NOT TO SAY WE CAN'T TRY TO FIND HER
A NEW HOME.
IN FACT, I SPENT OUR ENTIRE ADVERTISING BUDGET TRYING
TO FIND A FAMILY THAT WOULD TAKE HER.
[CAR HORNS HONKING] [DOORBELL RINGS]
AH!
HOPEFULLY THAT WILL BE SOME FAMILIES TO SEE HER NOW.
>> NOW, IF WE ADOPT YOU, WILL YOU PROMISE TO BE GOOD?
>> NOW, IF I LET YOU ADOPT ME, WILL YOU PROMISE TO BE
LESS UGLY?
>> ONCE WE ADOPT YOU, WE'RE GONNA GET YOU IN SHAPE.
>> FEEL THE BURN.
VISUALIZE SUCCESS!
>> NO, I'M VISUALIZING YOU LEAVING.
>> HI-- >> NO.
>> GOSH, WE'VE ALWAYS WANTED AN IMAGINARY FRIEND.
SALLY AND I HAVE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO IMAGINE ONE OURSELVES.
NO CREATIVITY.
>> REALLY?
IT CERTAINLY TOOK CREATIVITY TO THINK YOU COULD PULL OFF THOSE
TACKY SWEATERS.
>> [LAUGHING] >> OH, MY, BUT SHE'S
A QUICK ONE.
WELL, LISTEN, WE JUST MOVED INTO TOWN AND SAW THE BILLBOARD
ADVERTISING YOU.
>> REALLY?
I'M SURPRISED YOU CAN READ.
>> [LAUGHING] >> OH, HO, WHAT A CHARMER.
>> OH, DADDY, CAN WE KEEP HER?
CAN WE?
I'LL FEED HER AND CARE FOR HER AND SHE'LL SLEEP AT THE FOOT OF
MY BED WITH MR. WOOF WOOF.
>> OH, GOODY, I GET TO SLEEP WITH YOUR MANGY,
FLEA-RIDDEN MUTT AND YOUR SWEATY FUNGAL FEET?
SOUNDS WONDERFUL!
>> TERRIFIC!
WE'LL TAKE HER.
>> WHAT?
>> WE'LL TAKE HER.
SHE'S SO FULL OF SPIRIT AND A SENSE OF HUMOR TO BOOT.
>> BUT I'M NOT JOKING.
I REALLY MEAN ALL THOSE HORRIBLE THINGS!
YOU DRESS TERRIBLY.
YOU'RE UNEDUCATED.
AND YOUR FEET DO SMELL!
>> WHAT?
>> [LAUGHING] >> OOH, YOU ALMOST HAD
US GOING THERE.
YOU ARE A REGULAR WISE-EN-HEIMER.
>> NO!
I HATE YOU PEOPLE!
>> HA HA!
WHAT A KIDDER.
>> NO!
>> SHE'S GONE!
SHE'S REALLY GONE!
>> I'VE DREAMED OF THIS DAY FOR SO VERY LONG.
>> WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
>> PARTY!
>> [WHOOPING AND HOLLERING] >> LET ME OUT!
I DON'T WANT TO LIVE HERE!
>> HA HA!
GET BACK IN HERE, YOU NUT!
>> DUCHESS LIVING NEXT DOOR?
NO!
>> QUIET OUT THERE!
>> Nooo!
[TEETH CHATTERING] >> I CAN'T GO TO SLEEP
ON THIS PILLOW.
IT'S STUFFED WITH LOWLY DUCK FEATHERS.
I DEMAND MY FEATHER PILLOWS BE PLUCKED FROM THE FINEST GEESE
IN FRANCE!
>> OH HO HO, DUCHESS, YOU'RE A SILLY.
HA HA HA!
[RUSTLING] [MUSIC PLAYING]
>> WHAT--WHAT IS THAT INCESSANT MUSIC?
HOW AM I EXPECTED TO SLEEP WHEN I CAN HEAR VERY,
VERY FAINT MUSIC?!
[BANGING] AND NOW THERE'S
AN INCESSANT BANGING, AND IT'S OUT OF RHYTHM WITH
THE INCESSANT MUSIC.
AND WHERE IS MY HUMIDIFIER?
AND MY DEHUMIDIFIER?
IF YOU DON'T HAVE CONTROL OVER AIR PRECIPITATION, MY SKIN WILL
BE ALL WRINKLY WHEN I WAKE UP!
I WANT TO GO HOME!
[CRASH] [CRASHING]
SOMEONE CARRY ME TO THE BATHTUB.
>> OH, DUCHESS, YOU'RE A RIOT.
WE DON'T HAVE A BATHTUB; WE HAVE A SHOWER.
>> AAH!
>> AH, THANK GOODNESS.
[CRASHING AND SCREAMING] ALL RIGHT, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF
THESE OBNOXIOUS NEIGHBORS.
IF THIS DOESN'T STOP, WE ARE MOVING!
[DOOR SLAMS] >> MOVING?
SHE MEANS, LIKE, DOWN THE STREET OR SOMETHING, RIGHT?
HEH HEH HEH!
>> OH, NO.
MOM AND I WERE TALKING ABOUT IT WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING IN.
SHE SAID WE'RE MOVING TO...
ZINGAPORE.
>> YOU MEAN SINGAPORE?
>> YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
ALL THE WAY IN WISCONSIN.
>> WAIT.
SINGAPORE'S IN MALAYSIA.
>> OH, THAT'S EVEN BETTER.
ALL THE WAY IN MALAYSIA.
>> BUT WE CAN'T.
IF WE MOVE TO SINGAPORE, I CAN'T GO TO FOSTER'S ANYMORE, AND THEN
BLOO WILL GET ADOPTED, AND THEN I'LL NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN.
>> HOO, THAT'S EVEN MORE BETTER.
BETTER SAY GOOD-BYE TO YOUR DORKY LITTLE BUDDY, RUNT!
WE'RE MOVING TO WISCONSIN.
>> MALAYSIA.
>> [TEETH CHATTERING] >> WAIT A SECOND,
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT SINGAPORE IS NOT IN WISCONSIN?
>> NO!
AND YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT!
THIS IS TERRIBLE!
IF I MOVE TO SINGAPORE, WE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO
SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN.
>> OH, MY GOSH!
>> AND YOU'LL BE PUT UP FOR ADOPTION!
>> OH, MY GOSH!
>> AND YOU'LL BE ADOPTED BY SOME OTHER KID.
>> OH, MY--HEY, WHAT KID?
BECAUSE IF IT'S THAT CUTE BLOND GIRL DOWN THE STREET,
THAT WOULDN'T BE SO BAD.
>> BLOO...
>> SORRY, SORRY, YOU'RE RIGHT.
>> IF ONLY THERE WAS A WAY TO GET THE APPLEBEE'S TO
UNADOPT DUCHESS.
IF SHE WAS BACK AT FOSTER'S, MY MOM WOULDN'T WANT TO MOVE.
>> THAT'S IT!
WE NEED TO GET YOUR NEIGHBORS TO SEE HOW EVIL DUCHESS IS.
>> BUT NO MATTER WHAT SHE DOES, THEY DON'T MIND.
IT'S LIKE THEY'RE IMMUNE.
>> WELL, WE'LL JUST HAVE TO MAKE THEM MUNE...
BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY.
[TICKING] >> ARE YOU THINKING WHAT
I'M THINKING?
>> SANDWICH BREAK!
>> SABOTAGE!
>> OH, RIGHT, YOUR IDEA'S BETTER.
SABOTAGE.
>> WHAT'S THAT?
I TOLD YOU BLACK MASKS.
BLACK MASKS.
>> BUT THIS GOES WITH MY MITTENS.
[CRASH] >> [LAUGHING]
>> QUIET OUT THERE!
>> [QUIET LAUGHING] >> THEY SHOULD BE WAKING UP
ANY MINUTE NOW.
WHEN THEY SEE ALL THAT STUFF AND THINK DUCHESS DID IT, OH, MAN,
THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT.
>> SHH.
I HEAR THEM.
>> AH, DUCHESS!
WHAT DID YOU DO?
THIS IS...
WONDERFUL!
>> WHAT?
>> LOOK AT ALL THE TOILET PAPER.
THIS'LL SAVE US A TRIP TO THE STORE.
PLUS IT'S PREUNROLLED.
>> OH, AND LOOK AT THE CAKE I PAINSTAKINGLY BAKED.
THANK YOU FOR RUINING IT AND MAKING ME STICK TO MY DIET.
>> AND LOOK AT THE BEAUTIFUL MOSAIC DUCHESS MADE.
>> AND LOOK AT THE RESTORATION DONE TO THESE PRICELESS
FAMILY PORTRAITS.
WHY, GREAT GRANDMOTHER APPLEBY LOOKS SO MUCH MORE LIKE
HER TRUE SELF.
>> OH, WOW, THANKS, DUCHESS!
>> YOU'RE THE BEST IMAGINARY FRIEND WE COULD HAVE EVER
HOPED FOR.
>> BUT--WE--SHE--BUT WE-- WITH THE THING.
>> I GIVE UP.
SHE WINS.
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE?
I'M PACKING.
SINGAPORE, HERE I COME.
>> YOU'RE GIVING UP, JUST LIKE THAT?
>> WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO DO?
WE T.P.ed THEM, BLOO.
T.P.ed.
THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO TRY.
>> OR IS THERE?
>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
>> DON'T MOVE, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
[RUMMAGING] [MUFFLED YELLING]
>> WE'RE BRINGING HER BACK TO FOSTER'S.
>> WHAT?
>> LISTEN, REMEMBER THE PLAQUE MR. HERRIMAN SHOWED US?
"ANY FRIEND WHO ENTERS THROUGH THIS DOOR WE WILL HOUSE AND
NURTURE FOREVERMORE."
>> BLOO, YOU'RE A GENIUS.
LET'S ROLL.
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOOFUSSES DOING?
>> CAN'T TALK.
WE GOTTA BRING DUCHESS BACK INTO FOSTER'S.
>> NOT IF I GET THERE FIRST.
>> [LAUGHING] [DOORBELL RINGS]
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>> I KNOW YOU THINK I'M A JERK, I KNOW YOU HATE ME AND NORMALLY
YOU SHOULD NEVER LISTEN TO A WORD I SAY, BUT HEED MY WORDS.
THIS IS REALLY, REALLY IMPORTANT.
TRUST ME.
IT'S AN ATTACK SENT OUT FOR A SOLE PURPOSE--TO GET DUCHESS
BACK INTO FOSTER'S.
>> HOW MANY?
>> TWO OF THEM...
AND HER.
>> HOW LONG?
>> THEY'LL BE HERE BY NIGHTFALL.
>> YOU MEAN 4 OR 5 MINUTES?
>> YEAH.
>> IF THEY GET DUCHESS THROUGH THAT FRONT DOOR, WE'RE DOOMED!
>> WHAT ARE YOU FRETTING ABOUT, RABBIT?
WHAT HAVE THEY GOT?
A BOY, A BLOB, AND A BANSHEE.
AND US?
WE'VE GOT A HOUSE JAMPACKED WITH IMAGINARY JUICE!
THERE'S NO WAY THEY'RE GETTING THROUGH THAT DOOR.
>> BUT HOW, MADAM, HOW?
>> OH, DON'T GET YOUR COTTONTAIL IN A BUNCH.
I'VE LIVED IN THIS HOUSE LONG ENOUGH TO KNOW HOW
TO PROTECT IT.
TO THE REFRIGERATOR!
>> WHAT ON EARTH ARE WE DOING HERE?
I HATE THIS DUMP!
>> WELL, YOU CAN'T STAY IN THE APARTMENT.
>> I DON'T WANT TO STAY IN THAT DISGUSTING APARTMENT, BUT I ALSO
DO NOT WANT TO GO BACK TO FOSTER'S.
TAKE ME TO FRANCE!
>> MAN, SHE'S EVEN A PAIN TO SAVE.
>> COCO, DON'T EAT THE AMMO!
>> [CHATTERING] >> YES, MY IMAGINARY FRIENDS,
THESE 3 WILL BE DEVOURED BY FOSTER'S LIKE BAGELS WITH LOX.
>> [CHEERING] >> I SAY WE SHALL
OUTLAST THEM ALL!
>> [CHEERING] >> WE SHALL MAKE THIS NIGHT
ONE WORTHY OF REMEMBRANCE.
>> [CHEERING] >> ALL RIGHT, MY IMAGINARY
FRIENDS, TO WAR!
>> [CHEERING] >> LOCKED?
HOW DID THEY KNOW WE WERE COMING?
>> THE MIGHTY EYE OF FOSTER'S SEES ALL.
[THUNDER] >> AM I TO ASSUME YOU DID NOT
BRING AN UMBRELLA?
>> GIVE 'EM NO MERCY, 'CAUSE IF DUCHESS RETURNS, YOU AIN'T
GETTING ANY FROM HER!
>> [TEETH CHATTERING] >> HOLD!
>> [TEETH CHATTERING] HOLD!
>> I SORRY!
I SORRY!
[TEETH CHATTERING] >> OH, FOR GOOD GRAVY'S SAKE,
HOTHOUSE, WILMA, FIRE, FIRE, FIRE!
>> AAH!
ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES!
>> RUN!
>> PUT ME DOWN!
PUT ME DOWN!
YOU ARE JIGGLING ME TOO MUCH!
PUT ME DOWN!
>> SHOW 'EM WHAT'S UP, DOC!
FIRE!
>> OW!
>> [SPITS] MUD!
YOU HAVE DROPPED ME IN MUD!
YOU TWO WILL PAY FOR THIS!
>> I HAVE AN IDEA.
>> WHOA-OH!
HEADS UP!
>> NO!
AAH!
I AM NOT A BARN TO BE RAISED.
GET ME DOWN!
I DID NOT MEAN LIKE THAT!
OY!
THIS IS NOT WORKING!
YOU IMBECILES!
>> AH, IS THIS ALL YOU CAN STIR UP, DUCHESS?
OH!
BRACE THE DOORS!
>> WALLY!
>> GRANNY SMITH, RED DELICIOUS, FIRE!
>> OW!
OW!
YOU!
>> OW!
>> NOBODY WILL BREECH FOSTER'S WALLS!
>> STOP IT!
>> NO!
>> STOP IT!
>> NO!
>> HOLD ON, WALLY!
>> MADAM, THE DOOR'S ABOUT TO BE BREECHED!
>> WILT, STOP THEM!
[THUD] >> YOU OK THERE, BOY?
>> NOT REALLY.
>> BYE, BLOO.
>> BYE, PAL.
>> IF IT'S NOT TOO MUCH TROUBLE, FRANKIE, CAN YOU FORWARD MY
POSTCARDS TO BLOO'S NEW HOME AFTER HE GETS ADOPTED?
>> WHAT?
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
>> OH, YOU KNOW, SINGAPORE.
>> SINGAPORE!
>> YEAH, MY MOM CAN'T STAND DUCHESS LIVING NEXT DOOR TO US
ANYMORE, SO WE'RE MOVING TO SINGAPORE.
DIDN'T TERRANCE TELL YOU?
>> UH, UM, AS THEY SAY IN WISCONSIN, SAYONARA!
>> OH, MAN, WE'RE SO SORRY.
WE DIDN'T KNOW.
>> WE CAN'T LET YOU MOVE AWAY.
>> WE NO ALLOW IT!
>> AND IF THAT MEANS TAKING DUCHESS BACK, THEN OK, WE WILL.
>> REALLY?
>> UNDER ONE CONDITION.
>> FINE.
ANYTHING.
[RING] >> ALARM CLOCK!
EYELIDS!
CARRY ME TO THE-- >> WE'RE ON IT, WE'RE ON IT!
SINGAPORE'S NOT THAT FAR AWAY.
>> YEAH, AND I HEAR THEY GOT GREAT CHEESE IN WISCONSIN.
>> AHH...
[WHACK] >> DAD, DO YOU HAVE ANY 8s?
>> OH!
>> MOM, DO YOU HAVE ANY 4s?
>> GO FISH!
>> SHOOT!
>> DO YOU HAVE ANY 2s?
DUCHESS?
>> OH, DUCHESS, YOU'RE SO FUNNY.
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