FOSTER'S HOME FOR IMAGNINARY 34 CRIME AFTER CRIME
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>> NOW, DON'T GET ME WRONG.
I'M QUITE ANGRY THAT WE'VE LOST OUR SOLE MODE OF TRANSPORTATION.
I MUST SAY, I'M ACTUALLY QUITE AMAZED AT HOW QUICKLY
YOU WERE ABLE TO DISMANTLE AN ENTIRE BUS WITH NO ONE
NOTICING.
IN ANY CASE, I'M LETTING YOU OFF
THE HOOK THIS TIME.
WITH A WARNING!
ONE MORE MISHAP THIS EVENING, AND YOU WILL INDEED
BE GETTING IT.
DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
>> YEAH, YEAH.
>> CARROTS?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE'RE OUT OF CARROTS?
AW, MAN, I CAN'T MAKE THIS DISH WITHOUT CARROTS!
>> I-- UH, OH...ERR...
MISS COCO, HOW COULD YOU?
WHY, LOOK HOW TERRIBLY YOU'VE UPSET MISS FRANCES.
TO YOUR ROOM, YOUNG LADY!
AND NO SUPPER.
>> I JUST BOUGHT CARROTS YESTERDAY.
>> UH, ERR, NO MATTER, MISS FRANCES.
UH, HERE!
YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO COOK SOMETHING ELSE.
>> WHAT AM I GONNA MAKE OUT OF ALL THIS?
>> WELL, MY DEAR, IT LOOKS LIKE THERE'S JUST ENOUGH HERE
TO MAKE IT.
>> IT!
BUT, GRANDMA, YOU KNOW I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO MAKE IT.
I CAN NEVER GET IT RIGHT!
>> NONSENSE, GIRL!
YOU'RE A FOSTER, AND FOSTER WOMEN HAVE BEEN MAKING IT
FOR GENERATIONS.
>> BUT-- >> NO BUTS!
YOU'LL GET IT THIS TIME, BY GUM, YOU WILL.
>> NOT THE SPOON.
>> NOW, LET IT BEGIN!
>> IT?
WHAT'S IT?
>> IT'S GOOD FOR YOU.
>> OH, WHAT'S IN IT?
>> I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT.
>> OH.
>> AHH, IT SURE BRINGS BACK MEMORIES.
>> AAH!
YOU, GET AWAY FROM THERE THIS INSTANT!
TO YOUR ROOM, IMMEDIATELY.
AND NO SUPPER!
DO YOU ACTUALLY EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE YOU NEEDED TO USE THIS
SO-CALLED RESTROOM?
WHAT KIND OF FOOL DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?
GO, GO, GO!
OH, MY PRECIOUS DARLING, HE ALMOST FOUND YOU.
OH, LOVELY.
OH, DELICIOUS.
MM, SCRUMPTIOUS.
MM, HEAVENLY.
SO DELIGHTFUL.
AAH!
OH, OH, OH, MADAME.
OH, OH, MADAME, HOW FAR HAVE I FALLEN?
NOT ONLY HAVE I RESUMED MY WRETCHED CARROT HABIT
AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, BUT I'VE DISGRACEFULLY STOOPED
TO COMMON THIEVERY.
STEALING CARROTS FROM FOSTERS TO SATIATE MY ANIMALISTIC CRAVINGS.
OH!
BUT HOW COULD ANYONE RESIST SUCH LOVELY, DELECTABLE DARLINGS, MM?
I SWEAR TO YOU, FROM THIS DAY FORTH,
I WILL NO LONGER CAUSE YOU SUCH SHAME AND DISAPPOINTMENT.
I SHALL, WITH STRENGTH AND HONOR BEFITTING OF
THE NAME FOSTERS, BE RID OF ALL REMAINING CARROTS,
AND NEVER AGAIN FALL INTO TEMPTATION.
OF THIS, YOU HAVE MY SOLEMN OATH.
RIGHT AFTER THESE ONES.
>> AH, HA.
>> OH, DEAR.
OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR.
>> PERFECT!
WHEN HERRIMAN SEES ME MESSING UP MADAME FOSTER'S BED,
HE'LL SEND ME TO MY ROOM FOR SURE, AND THEN IT'S GOOD-BYE IT,
AND HELLO...HELLO...
HELLO TO SAYING GOODBYE TO IT!
>> HMM.
WRONG!
>> OW!
STUPID OLD HOUSE.
>> OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR...
>> HI, MR. HERRIMAN.
>> NOW, I KNOW I HAD MORE HIDING PLACES ON THIS FLOOR.
>> YOO...HOO...WOO!
>> WAS IT DOWN THERE, OH, NO...
>> HEY!
RABBIT.
OVER.
HERE!
>> NO, NO, IT WAS IN THE...
>> YOO, HOO!
>> OH, NO!
>> HEY, WHAT GIVES?
>> STOP!
>> OH, HI, MR. HERRIMAN.
IS THERE A PROBLEM?
>> EH, YEAH.
BOTH OF YOU, GO TO YOUR ROOMS IMMEDIATELY.
NO SUPPER!
>> WH-WHY?
>> FOR...UH, ERR...
STANDING ON THAT RUG.
>> THIS RUG?
>> UH, YES.
THAT RUG RIGHT THERE.
RULE NUMBER...512.
NO STANDING ON RUGS.
>> BUT...
>> ROOMS.
NO SUPPER, NOW!
>> OH, NO.
UH, SORRY, MR. H.?
UMM, YOU WANT TO PUNISH ME, MR. H.?
I WAS STANDING ON A RUG, TOO.
>> OH, FOR GOODNESS SAKE, MASTER WILT, HANDLE IT YOURSELF.
>> HEY, NO PROBLEM, MR. H., I WILL JUST HANDLE IT MYSELF.
JUST YOU WAIT.
OH!
>> OOH, YOU ARE NOT GOING TO DRAW A MOUSTACHE ON THAT,
ARE YOU?
>> ME...ME?
ARE YOU KIDDING?
ME...OF COURSE NOT!
>> OH, GOOD, YOU HAD ME QUITE WORRIED.
>> I THOUGHT I'D GO WITH A CLOWN THEME THIS TIME,
JUST TO MIX THINGS UP A BIT.
CLOWNS ARE THE NEW MOUSTACHES.
>> I MUST GO FIND ERASER.
[BARKING] >> STOP!
STOP IT RIGHT NOW.
GET AWAY FROM THERE!
>> BUT WE'RE JUST...
>> EXACTLY, YOU'RE...
YOU'RE TOUCHING THINGS, AND YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER.
TO YOUR ROOMS, NOW!
NO SUPPER!
>> UH...UH!
PERFECT.
>> TO YOUR ROOMS!
NO SUPPER.
>> 3, 2, 1.
[CRASH] >> OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR!
OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR...
OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR...
YOU, TO YOUR ROOM, NO SUPPER!
>> WHAT!
WHAT FOR?
>> FOR THE LOVE OF-- >> FOR...FOR...FOR BEING WITHIN
100 FEET OF THE...A LAMP.
YES, THAT'S IT, THAT'S WHAT FOR.
>> WHA-- >> GO, NOW!
NO SUPPER.
>> FOR THE LOVE OF-- >> WRONG!
>> OH, FOR THE LOVE OF-- >> FOR THE LOVE OF...
OH, THAT'S THE FINAL ONE.
MY HORRIBLE SECRET IS SAFE AT LAST.
>> NICE SACK OF CARROTS, MR. H..
>> ROOM!
NOW, NO SUPPER!
GO!
I MUST BE RID OF THESE CARROTS ONCE AND FOR ALL.
>> HMM.
WHAT'S A GOOD PUNISHMENT FOR A DELINQUENT LIKE ME?
OH!
I COULD TAKE A TIME OUT IN THE PARLOR...OH, WAIT.
I THINK THERE'S A RUG IN THERE.
THERE'S NO RUG IN THE ARCADE...
OH, WAIT.
THERE'S A LAMP, DARN.
OH, I KNOW!
I COULD WASH MY MOUTH OUT WITH SOAP!
OH, WAIT...THEN I'D BE TOUCHING THE SOAP.
HMM.
COME TO THINK OF IT, THERE'S BATH MATS IN THE
BATHROOM.
IS A MAT THE SAME AS A RUG?
MAN, THIS IS HARD.
>> WHATCHA DOING?
>> HI, EDUARDO.
I'M BUSY BEING PUNISHED.
>> SENOR HERRIMAN PUNISH YOU?
>> WELL, NO, I'M PUNISHING MYSELF.
HE WAS TOO BUSY PUNISHING EVERYBODY ELSE.
>> OH!
HE PUNISHING EVERYBODY?
>> YEAH, SO YOU'D BE SMART TO STAY OUT OF HIS WAY.
YOU DON'T WANT TO END UP A HARDENED CRIMINAL LIKE ME.
>> NO, NO, I DON'T.
THANK YOU, WILT, I'M-A SCARED STRAIGHT,
I TAKE YOUR ADVICE.
>> GOOD IDEA.
>> I STAY FAR, FAR AWAY FROM SENOR HERRIMAN.
>> GOOD IDEA.
>> SO I BETTER GO FIND HIM SO I KNOW WHERE HE IS
SO I CAN STAY AWAY FROM HIM.
>> GOOD IDEA--WAIT.
UM, ED?
>> THE SHREDDER.
THE SHREDDER IN MY OFFICE.
OH, FORGIVE ME, MY LOVELIES.
BUT NO ONE MUST KNOW OF OUR SORDID AFFAIR.
>> MASTER BLOOREGARD, BLAH BLAH BLAH.
THIS IS THE WORST THING YOU'VE EVER DONE, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW, BLAH, BLAH, WITH NO SUPPER, BLAH!
HA HA HA!
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, MR. H., THERE'S ALWAYS ROOM FOR
GELATIN-O.
GET IT?
'CAUSE I FILLED YOUR ROOM WITH GELATIN-O!
GET IT? GET IT?
>> MASTER BLOOREGARD, YOU FILLED MY OFFICE, MY PRIVATE PERSONAL
SPACE, IN WHICH I KEEP EVERYTHING THAT IS IMPORTANT OR
DEAR TO ME, WITH GELATIN-O?
>> YES! YES!
>> MASTER BLOO, HOW CAN I EVER REPAY YOU?
>> SAY WHAT!
>> IF I HAD SHREDDED THESE CARROTS, I WOULD HAVE BEEN
LEAVING CLUES IN MY OFFICE, DIRECTLY LINKING THE CRIME TO
MYSELF.
YOU HAVE SAVED ME FROM IMPLICATING MYSELF.
I AM IN YOUR DEBT, SIR.
>> AAH!
>> OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR...
SOMEONE IS FOLLOWING ME, I'VE BEEN DISCOVERED!
>> OH...AAH!
OOH.
AAH.
OH.
GAH.
OH.
ERR.
UMF.
OH.
YAH.
>> WHAT A SLIP UP, MR. H., YOU SHOULD'VE KEPT YOUR EYES
PEELED.
GET IT, 'CAUSE I MADE YOU SLIP ON BANANA PEELS.
GET IT?
>> WHY, I COULD'VE BEEN KILLED.
>> HA HA HA!
>> BY THAT TERRIFYING VILLAIN THAT WAS STALKING ME IN THE
HALLS.
OH, YOU SAVED MY LIFE, MASTER BLOOREGARD, YOU HAVE
MY ETERNAL GRATITUDE!
>> AAH!
>> AY CARAMBA.
HOW CAN I STAY AWAY FROM HIM IF I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS?
I KNOW!
I ASK MADAME FOSTER WHERE HE IS.
MADAME FOSTER, DONDE ESTA?
SENORA?
>> SUCCESS!
I HAVE ELUDED A STALKER.
OH, MY DARLINGS, FORGIVE ME.
>> OH! HERRIMAN.
>> OH! THE STALKER!
>> HMM.
WRONG AGAIN!
>> AAH!
>> OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR!
ALL THIS STRESS, I'M HEARING THINGS.
THERE'S NO ONE HERE, OLD BOY, NO ONE HERE.
>> UH.
>> BLOOREGARD Q. KAZOO, YOU'VE OUTDONE YOURSELF.
GUESS WHO'S NOT COMING TO DINNER!
HA HA HA!
>> AAH!
[GASP] YOU!
OHH.
THANK YOU AGAIN, MASTER BLOO, YOU HAVE EXPOSED MY STALKER.
>> BU-- AH--
AAH!
>> AND THAT IS REASON 157 WHY SNEAKING, SPYING, AND MOST OF
ALL STALKING, WILL LEAD YOU TO A LIFE OF DELINQUENCY,
CROOKERY, AND NO GOOD NICKERY.
NOW, IN YOU GO, NO SUPPER!
>> [CLUCKING] >> I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY HE
PUNISHED ME.
IT WASN'T EVEN ME.
BLOO IS THE ONE WHO STOPPED SENOR HERRIMAN'S BIG STUPID
CARROT ROAST.
>> [CLUCKING] >> HE WAS ROASTING A BIG SACK OF
CARROTS IN MADAME FOSTER'S FIREPLACE.
>> [GROWL] >> NOW, TO SIMPLY COMPLETE MY
PREVIOUSLY COMMENCED TASK, AND FINALLY BE IN THE CLEAR.
OH!
MY CARROTS!
THEY'RE GONE!
I'D LIKE TO REPORT A ROBBERY.
OH, YES, EXTREMELY VALUABLE.
IT MUST HAVE BEEN AT LEAST-- AT LEAST--AT LEAST 100 CARROTS!
>> 100 CARATS?
AND WHAT'S YOUR LOCATION, SIR?
GOT IT.
REMAIN CALM, SIR, WE'RE ON OUR WAY.
THERE HAS BEEN A ROBBERY AT 1123 WILSON WAY.
A HUNDRED CARATS!
>> DIAMOND HEIST, HUH?
LET'S ROLL!
>> HEY, BLOO.
SORRY I'M LATE. I--WHOA!
BLOO, WHAT ON EARTH HAPPENED IN HERE?
>> MAC!
IT'S HORRIBLE.
I'VE BEEN TRYING AND TRYING ALL DAY LONG, BUT NOTHING WORKS.
NOTHING WORKS!
>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
>> I LOST IT, MAC.
I USED TO BE THE KING, THE KING I TELL YOU!
BUT NOW I'VE LOST MY TOUCH.
I'M MERELY A SHADOW OF THE MAN I ONCE WAS!
>> I REPEAT...
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
>> FRANKIE IS MAKING VOMIT FOR DINNER AND I'M GOING TO HAVE TO
EAT IT IF I CAN'T GET HERRIMAN TO SEND ME TO MY ROOM WITHOUT
SUPPER!
YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME, MAC.
I'VE TRIED EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING!
I NEED YOU TO HELP ME GET IN TROUBLE.
>> I DON'T KNOW, BLOO.
WHY WOULD SHE BE MAKING VOMIT?
>> BECAUSE SHE HAS NO CARROTS, BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
HELP ME, MAC!
HELP ME!
>> YEAH, BUT, BLOO, IF I GET YOU INTO TROUBLE, I'LL GET IN
TROUBLE, TOO.
>> MAC, MY LAD, DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
YOU'RE INVINCIBLE HERE.
WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO, GROUND YOU?
YOU DON'T LIVE HERE!
SPANK YOU?
THEY'RE NOT YOUR PARENTS.
TAKE AWAY YOUR SUPPER?
YOU DON'T EAT HERE.
THEY CAN'T TOUCH YOU!
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> THINK ABOUT IT, MAC.
YOU HAVE LICENSE TO DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.
HOW MANY KIDS WOULD KILL TO BE IN YOUR POSITION?
WHAT HAVE YOU ALWAYS DREAMED OF GETTING AWAY WITH?
IT'S ALL YOURS.
JUST NAME IT.
>> WELL, THERE IS THIS ONE THING...
>> IS IT BAD?
>> OH, YEAH.
REAL BAD.
>> I...
NEVER...
FELT...
SO...
ALIVE!
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE RELATED.
ALL RIGHT, DESPERATE TIMES CALL FOR DESPERATE MEASURES.
IF STEALING DIAMONDS DOESN'T GET ME SENT TO MY ROOM, I GIVE UP.
>> WHEE!
HA HA.
>> AH!
>> WRONG!
>> AAH!
YOU.
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S BEEN JUMPING ON THE BED!
>> YEP...
AND WHAT ARE YOU...
GONNA DO...
ABOUT IT?
>> OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR...
WHAT IS TAKING THE CONSTABLE SO LONG?
AAH!
"IF YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR "PRECIOUS CARROTS AGAIN, MEET ME
"ON THE ROOF AT 8 P.M. OR I AM TURNING YOU IN."
OH!
THE FIEND!
>> AND STAY OUT!
>> NO, WAIT!
I NEED THAT!
>> AH.
[SIRENS] AAH!
BLOO, LET ME IN!
I GOT TO GET RID OF THESE DIAMONDS!
>> MAC, GET IN HERE, I NEED THOSE DIAMONDS!
>> HEY, YOU, STOP!
>> AH!
>> MAC, THE BACK DOOR!
>> BLOO, THE MUD ROOM IS FULL OF GARBAGE!
>> YEAH, CAN YOU BELIEVE HERRIMAN DIDN'T NOTICE THAT?
>> QUICK, OPEN THIS WINDOW.
>> YEAH, UM...I KIND OF GLUED ALL THE WINDOWS SHUT.
>> I THINK HE WENT THIS WAY.
>> AAH!
>> THE BASEMENT!
>> HEY, KID, WE'VE GOT SOME QUESTIONS FOR YOU.
>> OH!
>> WOW, THAT SEPTIC TANK WAS FULL.
>> I'M TOO YOUNG TO GO TO JAIL!
>> THE ROOF, MAC, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO THE ROOF.
>> WE'VE LOST HIM.
BACKUP, BACKUP, DIAMOND THIEF SUSPECT ON THE LOOSE
AT 1123 WILSON WAY.
[THUD] >> BLOO!
DID HERRIMAN SEND YOU TO YOUR ROOM, TOO?
>> NO, ED, I-- >> NO?
WELL, HE SHOULD HAVE.
YOU WERE THE ONE WHO RUINED HIS CARROT ROAST WITH YOUR GIANT
METAL BALL, NOT ME, NOW I'M GOING TO MISS SUPPER.
>> LOOK, ED, YOU SHOULD COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS.
I DON'T EVEN WANT SUPPER, BUT I REALLY GOT TO--
>> YOU NO WANT SUPPER, HUH?
>> EEK!
>> OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR...
8:04.
>> [STRANGE NOISE] >> AAH!
COCO, IT WAS YOU.
DO YOU HAVE MY DARLING-- I MEAN, CARROTS?
WHERE ARE THEY?
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
>> [CLUCKING] >> A WRITTEN APOLOGY FOR FALSELY
PUNISHING YOU?
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?
>> [CLUCKING] >> [GASP]
YOU DON'T HAVE THE GUTS.
WHAT-O, NOW, IS IT MISS OR MS.?
IT'S DONE, NOW THROW ME THE CARROTS AND I'LL GIVE YOU THE
LETTER.
>> [CLUCK CLUCK] >> YES, YES, YOU HAVE MY WORD.
AH!
COCO, YOU FOOL, NOW THAT I HAVE MY DARLINGS YOU'LL NEVER GET
YOUR APOLOGY.
AH HA HA HA HA!
[SIREN] >> DROP THE DIAMONDS, RABBIT.
>> DIAMONDS?
OH, NO, THESE AREN'T DIAMONDS, SILLIES.
THEY'RE MERELY CARROTS.
[GASP] >> YES, SIR, ABOUT A HUNDRED OF
THEM.
>> UH, FINALLY.
HI, ED, READY FOR SUPPER?
>> SORRY, FRANKIE, I WAS SENT TO MY ROOM WITHOUT SUPPER.
>> HEH, YOU AND EVERYBODY ELSE IN THE HOUSE.
>> NOT HIM.
>> HA HA, SIT HIM DOWN.
>> NO!
>> NOW, LET'S SEE HOW YOU DID, GIRL.
>> HMM...
IT'S...IT'S...AWFUL!
JUST LIKE MY GRANDMA USED TO MAKE.
I KNEW YOU HAD IT IN YOU.
>> AW, THANKS, GRANDMA.
>> UH, I'M NOT REALLY HUNGRY.
>> TOUGH BEANS, BLOB BOY, I MADE IT 5 TIMES TONIGHT,
AND YOU AIN'T LEAVING UNTIL IT'S ALL GONE.
>> DON'T WORRY, DEARIE, IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
OH, IT'S MUCH, MUCH WORSE!
HA HA, MUCH, MUCH WORSE.
>> AHH...
>> WELL, AT LEAST THIS WILL HELP ME QUIT CARROTS COLD TURKEY.
>> I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH FOR HELPING ME TURN MYSELF IN.
IT'S REALLY ABOUT TIME I TAUGHT MYSELF A LESSON.
I MEAN, I'VE BEEN STANDING ON RUGS ALL MY LIFE.
I'D SHAKE YOUR HAND, BUT THEN I'D BE TOUCHING IT.
HI, MR. H.!
>> SUPPER!
>> GREAT, WE'RE STARVING.
MM...CARROTS.
>> OHH.
THAT'S...IT.
>> THIS IS FOR GLUING THE FURNITURE TO THE CEILING.
AND MAKE SURE YOU LEAVE SOME ROOM FOR BANANA HALLWAY
AND CONDIMENT COUCH.
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