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[THEME MUSIC]
[BEEPING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
VAMANOS, CHUY!
IT'S TIME FOR THE BEST PART OF THE DAY!
♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪
OH, YEAH. THAT'S THE STUFF.
SO, EDUARDO, HOW DO YOU GET YOUR FUR
SUCH A LOVELY SHADE OF VIOLET?
YES, WHAT'S YOUR SECRET?
IT IS NATURAL.
SHUT UP!
JUST, OH, COMPLETELY SHUT UP!
THESE BEAUTIFUL LOCKS?
SI, EVER SINCE I WAS IMAGINED.
OH, I'D GIVE MY PATENTED
POWER HEAT-SET BUTTON FOR HAIR LIKE THIS.
OOH, AND FEEL HOW SOFT IT IS.
COULDN'T YOU JUST DIE?
OH, MY GOSH.
YOUR PUPPY IS SO CUTE.
LET'S GIVE HIM A BATH AND MAKE
HIM LOOK ALL SPARKLY AND PRETTY, TOO.
[YELP]
SI!
CHUY LOVES GROOMING AND HYGIENE ALMOST AS MUCH AS I DO.
DON'T YOU, CHUY?
[WHIMPERS]
THAT'S RIGHT.
NOW, LET'S GET YOU INTO THE SINK,
YOU LITTLE CUTIE PATOOTIE.
[WHIMPERS]
[SCRATCHING]
[SQUEAKING]
[EDUARDO GRUNTS]
[GASP]
WELL, HELLO, GUYS.
I DID NOT YOU WERE THERE.
OH, MY GOODNESS, YOU ARE SO CUTE.
I THINK I WILL CALL YOU JUAN AND YOU JUANITA.
WELL, MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME. MI BRAZO ES SU CASA.
SLEEP TIGHT, LITTLE AMIGOS.
OHH.
ALL RIGHT.
SORRY.
[BEEPING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
BUENOS DIAS. DID YOU SLEEP WELL?
YEAH, I SLEPT FINE. THANKS.
UH, I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU.
ARE YOU GUYS HUNGRY?
STARVING.
COCO!
YEAH, UH, I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU, EITHER.
I'M SORRY, ED, BUT THERE'S NOBODY ELSE HERE.
OH, WHERE ARE ME MANNERS?
I DIDN'T INTRODUCE YOU YET.
BLOO, COCO, WILT, MEET JUAN Y JUANITA.
IT'S NICE TO...MEET YOU?
AAH! YOU LOCO!
YOU WANT TO SQUISH THEM?
I'M...SORRY?
WELL, YOU BETTER BE.
OK?
[DOOR SLAMS]
WEIRDO.
MEA CULPA, AMIGOS.
I'M SO SORRY ABOUT THAT,
BUT YOU NO HAVE TO WORRY EVER AGAIN.
I PROTECT YOU ALWAYS.
GRACIAS, EDUARDO.
[BABY CRYING]
OH! JUANITA, MY DARLING, I SO PROUD!
YES, JUAN, MY LOVE,
I DO BELIEVE WE HAVE FINALLY FOUND A HOME.
[BABIES CRYING]
GRACIAS, EDUARDO.
OOH! JUANITA!
BABIES ARE SO CUTE.
THEY HAVE YOUR EYES.
WEIRDO.
THERE YOU ARE.
READY FOR YOUR DAILY SESSION, EDDIE?
NO! I...
[SCREAMING]
EDUARDO, HELP US!
AAH!
THEY'LL DROWN!
AAH!
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
NO SHAMPOO TODAY!
GRACIAS!
OW.
SORRY.
CALM DOWN, ED.
NO!
NOT THE DREADED WINDS OF FIRE!
WAH!
YOU WILL BURN THEM!
SORRY.
WHOA, THERE, BUDDY.
WE'RE ALL YOUR FRIENDS HERE.
NO! NO! NO!
YOU WILL HURT MY NEW FRIENDS!
WHAT DID THEY EVER DO TO YOU?
AAH!
[DOOR SLAMS]
OK.
WEIRDO.
[GRUNTING]
AY, YI, YI!
[LAUGHTER]
OOH!
[MOANING]
[SNIFF]
HEY, THIS ONE SMELLS LIKE STRAWBERRY.
[SNIFF]
THIS ONE SMELLS LIKE FEET.
[GRUNT]
[WHIMPERING]
[LAUGHTER]
WHY?
WHY MUST I BE TORTURED SO?
WHY?
WEIRDO.
[GRUNTING]
[SQUEAL]
SORRY. SORRY. SORRY.
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING DOWN THERE?
YOU MAKE ME WANT TO ITCH SO BAD.
WE TRUST YOU, EDUARDO.
WE KNOW YOU WON'T, THOUGH, EDUARDO.
WE KNOW YOU'LL PROTECT US, EDUARDO.
WE'LL NEVER LEAVE YOU, EDUARDO.
WE LOVE YOU, EDUARDO.
[RUMBLING]
MUST...NOT...SCRATCH.
MUST ME NOT SCRATCH IT MUST...
[GIBBERISH]
DUDE!
ED REALLY DID GO CRAZY... AND SMELLY.
HE'S NOT CRAZY.
HE JUST HAS FLEAS.
YEAH, AND I'VE BEEN THINKING.
HOW COME HE GETS TO HAVE FLEAS?
I WANT FLEAS!
I'M SORRY, BLOO, BUT WHY WOULD YOU WANT FLEAS?
BECAUSE EDUARDO HAS THEM.
HE ALWAYS GETS EVERYTHING COOL!
ED, BUDDY, NOT LOOKING SO GOOD.
I'D BE HAPPY TO TAKE SOME OF THOSE FLEAS OFF YOUR HANDS
IF THAT'S COOL.
NO! NOBODY ELSE CAN TOUCH THEM!
YOU WILL HURT THEM!
IT'S OK, GUYS. I PROTECT YOU.
YOU, TOO, CITIZENS OF THIGHOPOLIS.
AND YOU, UNDERARMVILLEANS.
AND OF COURSE YOU, HEADS OF STATE.
COME ON, JUST ONE?
NO!
ESPECIALLY NOT JUAN!
HE IS MY FAVORITE.
[RUMBLING]
[RATTLING]
MUST...NOT...SCRATCH.
MUST NOT SCRATCH.
[GRUNTING]
OH, MAN, THAT FEELS SO GOOD.
YES, YES!
OOH! OOH, THAT'S THE SPOT.
I'M SORRY, ED, BUT JUST LOOKING AT YOU
MAKES ME ALL ITCHY.
OH, YEAH!
OOH! OOH!
I WISH I HAD MORE ARMS.
LITTLE HELP?
OH!
YOU TOOK MY FLEAS?
OH, YOU BIG MEANIES!
NO, BUT I WISH WE DID.
MAN, I WANT FLEAS SO BAD.
FLEAS?
HOW DID YOU GET FLEAS?
OH, GOODNESS GRACIOUS.
WE CANNOT ALLOW FLEAS IN THIS HOUSE.
EVERYONE FURRY WILL MOST CERTAINLY CATCH THEM.
UGH!
GROSS!
I AM NOT HAVING THAT.
[ZOOM]
AAH!
YOU WILL NEVER TAKE THEM AWAY FROM ME!
YOU HAVE NO CHOICE!
THEY'RE MY FRIENDS!
SO ARE WE!
AAH!
HEY, PAL, COME ON,
HOOK ME UP.
PLEASE?
AAH!
OH!
AAH!
[THUD]
GET IN.
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME.
OH, YEAH?
[BOTH GRUNTING]
PBBT!
OOH!
HEY, DID YOU GET THE FLEAS?
I HOPE YOU DIDN'T THROW THEM OUT, BECAUSE I WANT THEM.
NO, MASTER BLOO.
MASTER EDUARDO FOILED OUR ENDEAVORS.
YEAH, BUT NOT FOR LONG!
AW, MAN!
SEE?
EDUARDO GETS EVERYTHING!
IT'S OK, ED.
I JUST WANTED TO GIVE YOU THIS.
THINK OF IT AS AN APOLOGY.
WE'RE SORRY WE TRIED TO GET RID OF YOUR FLEAS.
GRACIAS.
I HAPPY YOU SEE THAT ME FLEAS SHOULD BE FREE.
A NEW COLLAR.
HERE.
LET ME HELP YOU PUT IT ON.
LOOKS SPIFFY!
SEE YA!
DID HE BUY IT?
- HOOK, LINE, AND SINKER. - SUCCESS!
LOOK, JUAN AND JUANITA AND RICO AND HECTOR
AND VINCENT AND VICTOR AND PEDRO AND EDUARDO JR.
ISN'T IT PRETTY?
[GASP]
WHAT IS HAPPENING?
ARE YOU TIRED?
YOU LOOK PALE.
ARE YOU SICK?
THE COLLAR?
HOW COULD THE COLLAR BE MAKING YOU--OH!
A FLEA COLLAR?!
YOU TRICKED ME!
GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!
AND STAY OUT!
[THUMPING]
[DOOR CLOSES]
DON'T WORRY, LITTLE FELLAS.
THAT'S THE LAST TIME I FALL FOR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
ED?
WE'RE SORRY.
FOR REALS THIS TIME.
INDEED.
WE SHOULD NOT HAVE TRICKED YOU LIKE THAT.
IT WAS QUITE LOATHSOME.
YEAH.
WE WERE JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU,
BUT WE REALIZE NOW THAT WE'VE
PUT OUR SELFISH DESIRES AHEAD
OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR NEW FRIENDS.
REALLY?
UH-HUH.
AND TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU, WE GOT YOU THIS COUPON.
IT'S A FREE BRUSHING IN THE FOSTER'S SALON.
OOH, FREE?
THAT'S RIGHT, MASTER EDUARDO.
BUT IT EXPIRES IN 10 MINUTES, SO YOU BETTER USE IT RIGHT AWAY.
- GOOD-BYE. - YEAH, BYE!
THAT WAS NICE OF THEM.
HEY, UH, HAVE A SEAT THERE, BOY-O.
YOU'RE NOT BRUSHY.
WHERE'S BRUSHY?
OH, YEAH.
SHE'S, UH--SHE'S MY COUSIN,
ON VACATION IN THE POCONOS.
YEAH, THAT'S IT.
ANYWAYS, UH, THAT COUPON EXPIRES
IN ONE MINUTE, SO, UH, LET'S GET STARTED.
IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY, YOU KNOW?
WITH THE FREE BRUSHING AND ALL.
[MUFFLED SCREAMING]
WHAT'S THAT, GUYS?
[GASP]
YOU'RE A FLEA COMB!
YOU'RE TRYING TO GET RID OF JUAN AND JUANITA AND RICO
AND ALL THE OTHER THOUSANDS OF FLEAS!
YOU TRICKED ME AGAIN!
[SOBBING]
DANG!
DID HE SAY THOUSANDS?
EXTRY! EXTRY!
EDUARDO BEST HOST EVER!
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, PAL.
YES, IT IS MOST TRUE.
I AM IMMIGRANT FROM MANGY, STRAY CAT,
WHERE MY ENORMOUS FAMILY KNEW MUCH SUFFERING.
BUT HERE ON EDUARDO,
I KNOW WE ARE SAFE FROM HARM.
THANK YOU, YES?
EDUARDO IS PARADISE!
WE LOVE YOU, EDUARDO!
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
[SHUDDERING]
COME ON, MAC.
NO.
COME ON.
NO.
COME ONNNN!
NO.
I WILL NOT IMAGINE FLEAS FOR YOU.
IT'LL JUST TAKE A SECOND.
THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
IF I IMAGINE A NEW FRIEND FOR YOU EVERY TIME YOU ASK ME,
THIS HOUSE WOULD BE CRAZY OVERPOPULATED.
PLEEEAAASE?
YOU JUST DON'T WANT ME TO HAVE NICE THINGS.
RIGHT.
THAT'S IT.
IF I COULD IMAGINE FRIENDS,
YOU KNOW I'D DO IT FOR YOU.
WOULD YOU STOP?
EVEN IF I DID IMAGINE UP FLEAS FOR YOU, WHICH I WON'T,
BUT IF I DID, YOU COULDN'T KEEP THEM.
YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE FUR.
FLEAS NEED FUR.
DUH!
A SIMPLE "NO" WOULD HAVE SUFFICED.
[SNORING]
COCO, COCO, COCO...
[SNORING] SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY...
MAC: YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY FUR.
FLEAS NEED FUR.
DUH!
FLEAS NEED FUR.
DUH!
FLEAS NEED FUR.
DUH!
FLEAS NEED FUR.
DUH!
FLEAS NEED FUR, EH?
[SHEARING]
NOOOO!
WHAT DID YOU DO?
NOTHING.
I JUST MADE MYSELF A FUR COAT.
DON'T LOOK AT ME!
NOBODY LOOK AT ME!
COME ON, EDUARDO.
COME OUT OF THERE.
IT'S OK.
NO, I'M NAKED.
YOU'RE NOT NAKED.
YOU'RE JUST...BALD.
YEAH.
I MEAN, I DON'T HAVE FUR, EITHER, AND LOOK AT ME.
I WALK AROUND ALL THE TIME WITH JUST SHOES AND SOCKS ON.
I'M NEVER COMING OUT! EVER!
I DON'T SEE WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS.
THIS ISN'T EVEN THAT COMFORTABLE.
BLOO, YOU'RE NOT HELPING.
SORRY!
AT LEAST HE DOESN'T HAVE FLEAS ANYMORE, RIGHT?
YEAH, BUT YOU DO.
I KNOW, AND I'M LOVING IT!
[SCREAMING]
WELL, I'M OUT OF HERE.
[WHISTLING]
AH...AH...AH...
AH-CHOO!
[SCREAMING]
EW, THIS IS NASTY.
[SCREAMING]
EXTRY! EXTRY!
BLOO IS THE WORST HOST EVER!
YES!
MY FAMILY ONCE AGAIN KNOWS THE MUCH SUFFERING.
BLOO IS MANY WORSE THAN MANGY CAT.
WE MUST STOP HIM, YES?
NO?
THANK YOU!
SETTLE DOWN, EVERYONE. SETTLE.
I HAVE A PLAN.
[SNIFFING]
HMM.
[SNIFFING]
AAH!
BLOO, WHAT DID YOU DO NOW?
THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL ME!
THE FLEAS ARE TRYING TO BURN ME DOWN!
THAT'S CRAZY.
THEY'RE INSECTS.
THEY HAVE NO IDEA YOU EVEN EXIST.
TRUE, AND BESIDES, EVEN IF THEY KNEW YOU DID EXIST,
THEY WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO START A FIRE,
FOR THEY ARE NOTHING MORE THAN
FILTHY MINERS AND SAVAGE CREATURES.
AAH!
WHAT'S GOING ON?
HELP!
OH! OH! AAH!
WHAT IS HAPPENING?
STOP HITTING YOURSELF!
THEY CAN TALK?
THEY'RE NOT REAL FLEAS.
THEY'RE IMAGINARY!
AND THEY'VE TAKEN OVER MR. HERRIMAN!
STOP HITTING YOURSELF!
I CANNOT STOP!
THEY'RE BEING IRONIC BY EVEN
IMPLYING THAT I'M DOING IT TO MYSELF!
ATTENTION, PEOPLE OF FOSTER'S.
WE'VE TAKEN YOUR LEADER HOSTAGE.
STEP ASIDE, STEP ASIDE.
I'LL TALK TO THEM.
THEY LOVE ME.
OW!
SHUT IT, BLOO!
WE DO NOT LOVE YOU.
YOU DESTROYED OUR CITY.
AND NOW WE WILL DESTROY YOUR LEADER,
OR AT LEAST MAKE HIM KEEP HITTING HIMSELF,
UNLESS YOU LET US LIVE IN PEACE.
WELL, YOU CAN'T LIVE ON ME.
OW!
WE DON'T WANT TO!
WE'VE SEEN YOUR METHODS.
LISTEN UP, FLEA GUYS.
YOU CAN'T LIVE ON ANY OF OUR--OW!
AND YOU WERE HIS ACCOMPLICE!
TRYING TO KILL US WITH POWDERS AND COLLARS AND BATHS.
WE DON'T TRUST ANY OF YOU!
THERE'S ONLY ONE FRIEND WE WILL NEGOTIATE WITH.
NO, I'M NOT COMING OUT.
EDUARDO, PLEASE!
THEY'LL ONLY TALK TO YOU.
IT'S TOO EMBARRASSING!
I HAVE NO FUR!
I AM A HIDEOUS FREAK!
A HIDEOUS, NUDE FREAK!
YOU WANT YOUR FLEA FRIENDS TO BE HAPPY, DON'T YOU?
PLEASE?
I'M BEGGING YOU.
OK, BUT THEY COME IN.
I NO COME OUT.
[MUFFLED VOICES]
OK, OK.
OOH, THAT IS RICH.
WE HAVE AN IDEA.
[BUZZING]
THAT'S THE LAST OF IT.
OK, AMIGOS.
THIS IS YOUR NEW HOME.
ADIOS.
THANK YOU, EDUARDO.
WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU, EDUARDO.
WE LOVE YOU, EDUARDO!
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
I'LL MISS YOU.
BYE-BYE.
WELL, THAT'S ONE MORE ROOM WE CAN'T GO INTO EVER AGAIN.
HA HA!
LOOK AT ME.
I GOT NEW FLEAS, AND THEY'RE BIGGER THAN YOURS!
THEY ARE SUPER FLEAS.
BLOO, THOSE ARE TICKS.
THEY SUCK OUT YOUR BLOOD.
SCHYEAH, RIGHT...
[THEME MUSIC]
BLOO: SECRET DOOR, SECRET DOOR, SECRET DOOR, SECRET DOOR,
SECRET DOOR,
SECRET DOOR, SECRET DOOR!
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