A Lost Claus [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
COCO! COCO! COCO!
COCO! COCO!
COCO!
HUH?
WHERE'D THEY GO?
I DON'T KNOW.
OUCH!
DAGNAB IT!
OUCH!
DAGNAB IT!
MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYBODY!
AAH!
EW! EW!
NO!
[SHRIEKING] [THUD]
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE!
MAC!
[BELL RINGS] MWAH!
COME ON IN, MAC!
WE SAVED THE STAR FOR YOU.
IS THAT OK?
ARE YOU KIDDING?
OF COURSE IT'S O--WHOA!
[CHEERING] I'M SORRY, BUT I'M SO
EXCITED.
COCO! COCO! COCO!
THAT'S RIGHT, BECAUSE TOMORROW'S OUR FIRST CHRISTMAS
WITH MAC AND BLOO.
[SPEAKING SPANISH] THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST
CHRISTMAS EVER.
OH, THIS IS GOING TO BE THE WORST CHRISTMAS EVER!
WHERE IS MISS FRANCES?
UM, I'M SORRY MR. H.
I THINK SHE WENT OUT.
OH, FOR GOODNESS SAKE.
PROBABLY OUT HOLIDAY SHOPPING AGAIN, I SUPPOSE.
SHE'S NEGLECTED TO PAY THESE UTILITY BILLS ON TIME, JUST LIKE
SHE DID LAST DECEMBER.
THE WORLD DOES NOT STOP TURNING FOR THE HOLIDAYS, YOU KNOW.
SHE SHOULD EXPECT TO FIND A GOOD TALKING TO UNDER THE TREE THIS
YEAR.
HARRUMPH!
WOW.
I DIDN'T KNOW MR. HERRIMAN WAS SUCH A SCROOGE.
OH, HE'S NOT SO BAD.
HE GETS A LITTLE STRESSED, BUT EVERY YEAR, HE MAKES SURE
THERE'S JUST ENOUGH MONEY TO GET EVERY FRIEND IN THE HOUSE ONE
WHOLE CHRISTMAS PRESENT.
[SPUTTERS] WHAT?
ONE PRESENT?
BUT MOISHE SAID WE GET 8.
NO, I SAID I GET 8.
YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS.
JUST ONE?
ISN'T THAT, LIKE, AGAINST THE LAW OR SOMETHING?
WELL, BLOO, FOSTER'S DOESN'T HAVE A LOT OF MONEY TO--
CALL THE POLICE!
BRING IN THE NATIONAL GUARD!
CONTACT THE CIA!
THIS CRIME MUST BE-- BLOO, AREN'T YOU FORGETTING
SOMEONE?
YEAH!
THE ARMY, THE NAVY, THE AIR F-- SANTA.
REMEMBER ALL THE STUFF YOU GOT FROM HIM LAST YEAR?
NOW HE'LL BRING ALL YOUR PRESENTS TO FOSTER'S.
OHH, RIGHT.
I FORGOT ALL ABOUT-- [DOORS OPEN]
HO, HO, HO, HO, HO!
AH!
SANTA!
OH, GREAT ONE, YOU HUMBLE US WITH YOUR PRESENCE.
HAD WE KNOWN OF YOUR VISIT, SIR, WE WOULD HAVE HAD COOKIES
AND MILK AT THE READY, O MOST NOBLE ELF.
BOYS, BOYS, THERE'S NO NEED FOR SUCH FANFARE.
WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT ME TO BRING YOU TOMORROW?
OH, YOUR MAJESTY, WE COULDN'T.
WE-- A NEW GAMESPHERE?
YOU GOT IT!
HEY!
DON'T LISTEN TO THAT IMPOSTOR, BOYS.
TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS.
A MOUNTAIN BIKE!
IT'S YOURS.
I'LL TOP THAT.
HOW ABOUT A SNOWMOBILE?
OOH, THAT'S GOOD.
WHAT DO YOU GOT?
DUNE BUGGY?
NOT BAD.
AND HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT?
UM...LIGHT SWORD.
THOSE DON'T EVEN EXIST.
IT'S CALLED CHRISTMAS MAGIC, YOU FRAUD.
[SHOUTING AND GRUNTING] TWO SANTAS? I--
THIS WAY, FELLAS.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE] ALL RIGHT, BREAK IT UP!
ALL SANTAS, PLEASE FOLLOW THE SIGNS TO MR. HERRIMAN'S OFFICE
TO FILL OUT YOUR PAPERWORK.
SINGLE FILE, PLEASE!
SINGLE FILE, P-- I SAID SINGLE FILE!
♪ THANK YOU EVERY DAY HERE, I TELL YOU...
HEY, MAC.
MERRY CHRISTMAS...
[MUTTERING] EVE.
HOW--WHAT--WERE THOSE ALL-- YEP, IMAGINARY SANTAS.
KIDS GET SO EXCITED ABOUT CHRISTMAS, TONS OF THESE GUYS
GET IMAGINED.
HAPPENS EVERY YEAR.
SO NONE OF THESE GUYS WERE THE REAL SANTA?
PFFT!
AS REAL AS MY GREAT-AUNT FANNY.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
OH, NOTHING.
LISTEN, MAC, IF YOU SEE THE REAL SANTA CLAUS, TELL HIM I WANT
MAGICAL SELF-CLEANING TOILETS FOR CHRISTMAS.
[SANTAS CHATTERING] YOU'RE NOT HELPING, MASTER
BLOOREGARD.
THAT GUY IN THE PARADE ON TV.
WHO GOT ME THAT BIKE LAST YEAR?
DUDE, I AM GOING TO SCORE TOMORROW MORNING!
BLOO, NO, YOU'RE NOT!
BUT ALL THOSE SANTAS.
WEREN'T REAL!
WELL, ONE OF THEM COULD HAVE BEEN--
NO. THEY'RE ALL FAKES!
NONE OF THEM CAN GIVE YOU ANYTHING.
BUT--BUT THEN THE REAL ONE-- THAT'S JUST IT, BLOO.
I DON'T THINK THERE IS A REAL SANTA CLAUS.
TH-THERE'S N-NO SANTA.
N-NO SANTA.
N-N-N...
THIS IS A TRAVESTY!
THIS IS THE MOST CATASTROPHIC, CATACLYSMIC--CATA--CATA--
CATA-AWFUL OCCURRENCE THE WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN!
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS?
IT MEANS THAT EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD IS A LIE!
UM, NO!
IT MEANS I ONLY GET ONE CRUMMY GIFT THIS YEAR!
AND YOU KNOW IT'S GOING TO BE LAME BECAUSE IT'S FROM HERRIMAN!
HE'S PROBABLY GONNA GET ME SOCKS!
SOCKS, MAC.
SOCKS!
NO. NO.
I REFUSE TO ACCEPT IT.
SANTA'S REAL.
REAL, I TELL YOU!
JUST THINK ABOUT IT.
NOTHING ABOUT SANTA MAKES ANY LOGICAL SENSE.
MAN, I'M SO STUPID.
I ACTUALLY BELIEVED THAT A HUGE FAT GUY COULD GET HIS BIG BEHIND
DOWN A CHIMNEY.
AND I TOTALLY BOUGHT THAT SOMEONE COULD MIRACULOUSLY
TRAVEL AROUND THE WORLD IN JUST ONE NIGHT.
I MEAN, JEEZ!
THAT'S JUST SO TOTALLY BOGUS, EVEN WITH MAGIC DEER.
AND I'M SUCH A TOTAL BONEHEAD, I COMPLETELY FELL FOR IT THAT
SOMEONE WHO LIVES IN THE NORTH POLE HAS THE RESOURCES TO
MANUFACTURE AND PRODUCE BRAND-NAME TOYS AND NOT GET HIS
JOLLY BUTT SUED--OW!
GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!
I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE UP SANTA WITHOUT A FIGHT, AND NEITHER
WILL YOU.
DO YOU HEAR ME?
YE-E-E-S!
JUST STO-O-OP SHAKING MEEE!
COME ON, WE'RE GOING TO CONDUCT A FEW EXPERIMENTS.
ALL RIGHT, MAC, I'M GOING TO DISPROVE YOUR THEORIES ONE BY
ONE.
FIRST, I SHALL DISPEL YOUR "IT ISN'T POSSIBLE TO FLY ALL THE
WAY AROUND THE WORLD IN ONE NIGHT" HYPOTHESIS.
VOILA.
YOU SEE, IF REINDEER CAN MAKE A WORLDWIDE TRIP BY MORNING,
THEN I SAY THESE ACTUALLY WINGED ANIMALS
CAN MAKE IT IN AN AFTERNOON.
I'M SORRY.
I-IS THAT WHAT WE'RE DOING?
NO, WILL, THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
[NEIGHS] OHH!
BLOO, WAS THAT NECES-- JUST GO WITH ME ON THIS.
I SWEAR WE'LL BE BACK BEFORE DINNER.
COME ON.
NOW, MAC, WHAT WAS THAT MALARKEY YOU WERE SAYING BEFORE?
WELL, WHEN YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT IT, IT IS TOTALLY
IMPOSSIBLE FOR A VERY LARGE MAN TO DESCEND A CHIMNEY WITHOUT
SERIOUSLY INJURING HIMSELF.
WRONG!
EDUARDO.
HO, HO, HOLA!
PROCEED.
NAH-AH-AH!
WE HAD A DEAL!
FINE.
JUST GET IT OVER WITH.
MWAH!
BLOO, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS.
SEE WHAT I DO FOR YOU?
NO PROBLEMO, MAC.
IF SANTA CAN DO IT, SO CAN I.
SEE YOU AT THE BOTTOM!
SO YOU THINK IT'S REALLY SANTA IN THERE?
MAC, MY GOOD LAD, THERE ISN'T A DOUBT IN MY MIND.
HE'S HERE EVERY YEAR.
WE CAN ASK HIM ABOUT YOUR WHOLE BRAND-NAME TOYS BALONEY.
YOU KNOW, IF SANTA REALLY IS HERE AT THE MALL TODAY, MAYBE HE
COMES ALL THE TIME AND JUST BUYS THEM ALL HERE.
THAT SORT OF MAKES SENSE, AND IT'LL PROVE THAT THERE REALLY IS
A REAL--COCO!
COCO!
CO-CO-CO-CO!
YOU ARE NOT SANTA CLAUS!
NOBODY'S GONNA BUY THIS GETUP.
SANTA!
SANTA, CAN YOU GET ME A FOOTBAL? SANTA, I LOVE YOU!
THERE HE IS!
[ALL GASP] [KIDS CRYING]
YOU LIED TO ME.
YOU'RE NOT REALLY SANTA CLAUS.
YOU'RE FIRED.
[CRYING]
COCO, I SAID I WAS SORRY.
COCO! COCO! COCO! COCO.
YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO SPEAK TO ME AGAIN?
BUT I DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU NEEDED THAT JOB TO PAY OFF YOUR
VACATION HOME.
PBBT!
THAT PLACE WAS A DUMP, ANYWAY.
LOOK.
THIS IS JUST A SETBACK, MAC.
THERE'S STILL ED AND WILT.
WE CAN STILL PROVE SANTA'S REAL.
I GUESS SO.
[BOTH GASP] IS EDUARDO OK?
OH, SURE, LADY, HE'S FINE.
HE'S JUST STUCK.
WELL, AREN'T YOU GONNA GET HIM OUT?
WELL, WE COULD, BUT THAT OLD CHIMNEY COULD COLLAPSE IN THE
PROCESS.
WE'RE GONNA NEED A SPECIALIST.
MAYBE AFTER THE HOLIDAYS.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
YEAH, YOU, TOO.
FRANKIE, IS ED ALL RIGHT?
YEAH, HE'LL BE FINE.
BUT WILT'S DISAPPEARED.
NO ONE'S SEEN HIM SINCE THIS AFTERNOON.
UGH.
WHAT A ROTTEN CHRISTMAS EVE.
I'LL SAY.
YEAH!
I REALLY AM ONLY GONNA GET ONE CHRISTMAS PRESENT.
MAC, COULD YOU GIVE ME A HAND, DEARIE?
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH, MY BOY.
OH, YES, YES, I DO.
YOU SEE, EVERY CHILD THAT CELEBRATES CHRISTMAS GOES
THROUGH IT AT ONE TIME OR ANOTHER.
YOUR PARENTS DID, YOUR GRANDPARENTS DID, MY FRANKIE
DID, EVEN I DID.
UNFORTUNATELY, IT SEEMS TO BE A RITE OF PASSAGE FOR YOUNG
PEOPLE.
BUT DON'T YOU WORRY.
IT MAY SEEM BAD NOW, BUT YOU WILL FEEL FINE ABOUT IT SOON.
IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE THE TRUTH MAKES ITSELF
CLEAR.
OH, MY!
HA HA!
IT SEEMS I'VE RUN OUT.
WELL, I'D BETTER GO FETCH SOME MORE.
I SURE HOPE GASSY GUS FINALLY AIRED OUT MY SEWING ROOM.
I SIMPLY MUST FINISH THIS UP TONIGHT.
NOW, YOU RUN ALONG, SWEETIE.
WE'LL SEE YOU HERE TOMORROW.
YOU HAVE A NICE CHRISTMAS EVE, NOW, DEARIE.
ONE PRESENT!
IT'S JUST SO WRONG!
AZUL, I'M TRYING TO SLEEP.
REMEMBER, HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE.
LOOK, ED.
STOP BEING SELFISH.
I'M ONLY GETTING ONE STINKING PRESENT.
HEY.
SHUT IT, MOISHE.
NOW, ISN'T THERE SOME CHRISTMAS STORY ABOUT SOME GUY WHO'S A
STINGY STOOGE OR SOMETHING?
[GASP] ARE YOU EATING SANTA'S COOKIES?
AZUL, BE GOOD, FOR GOODNESS SAKES!
YEAH, IT WAS ABOUT THIS OLD DUDE WHO WAS, LIKE, ALL RICH,
AND THIS REALLY POOR FAMILY DRESSED UP AS GHOSTS AND SCARED
HIM INTO GIVING THEM A REALLY BIG GOOSE.
[SNORING] BLOO, I CANNOT HEAR YOU.
I AM ASLEEP.
I AM HAVING VISIONS OF A SUGAR PLUM.
[SNORING] THANKS, EDUARDO.
I DO NOT HEAR A THING, BROTHER.
I SLEEPING.
LISTEN.
[SNORING]
[EERIE MOANING]
WHAT WAS THAT?
MR. HERRIMAN.
WHO--WHO'S THERE?
IT'S ME, YOUR OLD BUSINESS PARTNER.
WHO?
BOB MARLEY.
WAIT.
DON'T YOU MEAN JACOB MARL-- NEVER MIND!
TONIGHT, YOU WILL BE VISITED BY 3 GHOSTS, AND THEY WILL TEACH
YOU THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS, MON.
[GULP] WAIT HERE A SEC.
[CLATTER] AAH!
I AM THE GHOST OF A CHRISTMAS PRESENT.
"A" CHRISTMAS PRESENT?
THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
WHAT ARE YOU, DEAF?
WELL, NO.
I JUST-- SILENCE!
YOU HAVE BEEN A STINGY CHEAPSKATE FOR FAR TOO LONG, MR.
HERRIMAN.
YOU MUST PONY UP AND SPRING FOR MORE LOOT, FOR THAT IS THE TRUE
MEANING OF CHRISTMAS.
IF YOU DON'T DO AS I ASK, THIS IS WHAT WILL HAPPEN.
WAIT JUST ANOTHER SEC.
[CLATTER] OH!
I AM THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE.
BEEP. BOP. BOOP.
NO!
THIS IS WHAT CHRISTMAS WILL BE LIKE IN THE FUTURE--
BEEP, BOP--
DARK AND REALLY SCARY, FULL OF ROBOTS, AND NO PRESENTS.
BOP. BOP.
AND IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A TIGHTWAD, MR. HERRIMAN.
BOO-BEEP!
NO! NO!
IT'S TOO HORRIBLE!
OH, PLEASE!
SPIRIT, ANSWER ME ONE QUESTION.
ARE THESE THE SHADOWS OF THE THINGS THAT WILL BE, OR ARE THEY
SHADOWS OF THINGS THAT MAY BE?
UH...
SURE, WHATEVER. BEEP. BOP.
JUST DO WHAT THE GHOST TELLS YOU.
BEEP. BOP. BIP.
I'LL DO WHATEVER YOU SAY.
JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT.
JEEZ.
WEREN'T YOU LISTENING TO THE PRESENT GUY?
BEEP.
YOU SHOULDN'T BE SPENDING FOSTER'S MONEY ON ONE PRESENT.
TWO PRESENTS, THEN?
NO! BEEP! BOP!
TWO PRESENTS?
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
BEEP! BOP! BOOP!
PLEASE DON'T HURT ME.
I UNDERSTAND, SPIRIT.
NOT TWO PRESENTS, NOT ONE PRESENT.
RIGHT.
ONE PRESENT IS, LIKE, TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE.
BEEP. BOP.
YOU DON'T WANT ONE PRESENT.
EXACTLY.
I DON'T WANT ONE PRESENT.
NOT ONE SINGLE PRESENT.
OH, THE IMAGINARY FRIENDS WILL BE TERRIBLY DISAPPOINTED.
NO, THEY WON'T. BOP.
THEY'LL LOVE IT. BOOP.
TRUST ME. BEEP. BOP.
SANTA, I REALLY WANT TO BELIEVE YOU'RE OUT THERE.
IT'S JUST THAT NONE OF THE EVIDENCE ADDS UP.
BUT I KNOW THAT DOESN'T HAVE TO MEAN YOU'RE NOT THERE.
I JUST NEED A SIGN.
I NEED SOMETHING THAT I KNOW ONLY YOU COULD DO.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT.
JUST SOMETHING--I KNOW.
IF YOU ARE REAL, YOU'LL BRING ME A PRESENT, SOMETHING REALLY
SPECIFIC.
THAT COULD BE A SIGN, RIGHT?
I DON'T EVEN CARE WHAT IT IS.
IT CAN EVEN BE SOMETHING LAME, LIKE UNDERWEAR.
I WOULD TOTALLY BE COOL WITH UNDERWEAR.
SERIOUSLY, I WOULD LOVE UNDERWEAR.
THAT WOULD BE A PERFECT SIGN, SANTA, JUST SO LONG AS I KNOW
IT'S FROM YOU.
[TELEPHONE RINGS] SANTA?
BLOO!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING CALLING SO LATE?
YOU COULD HAVE WOKE UP MY MOM.
WHAT?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, HERRIMAN'S CANCELED CHRISTMAS?
[CLATTER] [CRASH]
HE THREW OUT ALL THE DECORATIONS AND GIFTS?
BLOO, THAT'S AWFUL.
WHY DID HE DO THAT?
WHAT?
GHOSTS TOLD HIM TO?
THAT'S RIDICULOUS, BLOO.
PRESENTS AND ROBOTS CAN'T EVEN BECOME GHOSTS.
BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO BE ALIVE IN ORDER TO DIE AND BECOME--
WAIT A SECOND.
YOU DID IT, DIDN'T YOU?
YES, YOU DID.
DO YOU EVEN REALIZE WHAT A BAD LIAR YOU ARE?
OH!
FINE.
OK.
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.
OK. BYE.
THIS IS THE WORST CHRISTMAS EVER.
JUST A SIGN, SANTA, PLEASE.
JUST A SIGN.
[KNOCK ON DOOR] MAC, HONEY, WAKE UP!
YEAH, IT'S CHRISTMAS, DORK!
TERRENCE.
ALL RIGHT, SANTA, SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT.
COME ON, MAC!
[MUSIC PLAYING] COME AND GET YOUR PRESENTS
FROM SANTA, LOSER!
YEAH, HON, WHY DON'T YOU GO FIRST?
COME ON, SANTA, SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT.
SHOW ME THE UNDERWEAR.
WHAT'S THAT ONE?
HURRY UP, RUNT!
I AIN'T GOT ALL DAY!
TERRENCE!
GO AHEAD, SWEETIE.
AWESOME!
[CACKLING] GOOD GRIEF.
MAC, HONEY, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
DON'T YOU LIKE YOUR PRESENTS?
OH.
YEAH, THEY'RE GREAT, MOM.
I GOT EVERY TOY AND VIDEO GAME I WANTED.
IT'S JUST--WELL, WHAT'S A GUY GOT TO DO TO GET SOME UNDERWEAR
AROUND HERE?
YOUR BIRTHDAY!
MAYBE YOU'LL GET SOME FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY!
AND SOCKS, TOO!
SORRY.
[SIGH] SO THAT'S IT.
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS SANTA CLAUS.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M GOING TO FOSTER'S.
CHRISTMAS WAS CANCELED, I WON'T EVEN BE ABLE TO SEE 3 OF
MY BEST FRIENDS, AND WITH NO PRESENTS, BLOO'S GOING TO BE A
BIG, FAT PAIN.
[SIGH] THIS IS THE WORST CHRISTMAS
EVER.
MAC!
YOU ALMOST MISSED THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER!
MWAH! MWAH! MWAH!
SENOR MAC!
COCO!
MWAH!
FELIZ NAVIDAD, MAC!
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
WAIT A SECOND.
HOW DID YOU TWO GET HERE?
LAST NIGHT, WHEN I WAS STUCK IN THE CHIMNEY, SOMETHING REALLY
BIG AND MUSHY LANDED ON MY HEAD, AND--AND--AND--
AND IT PUSHED ME RIGHT THROUGH.
AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO ME.
ONE SECOND, WE WERE OVER ZIMBABWE, AND THE NEXT, WE WERE
SUDDENLY HOME.
IT WAS A MIRACLE.
AND, COCO, I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T TALKING TO ME.
COCO! COCO! COCO! COCO!
HER WRONGFUL TERMINATION SUIT SETTLED IN HER FAVOR.
WOW!
THAT REALLY IS A MIRACLE.
HELLO, OFFICER?
I'D LIKE TO REPORT A BURGLARY.
WELL, SORT OF.
I MEAN, WELL, JUST LISTEN.
ALL THE DOORS WERE LOCKED, NONE OF THE WINDOWS WERE BROKEN, BUT
SOMEHOW, SOMEBODY BROKE INTO THE HOUSE LAST NIGHT.
WELL, NO, THEY DIDN'T TAKE ANYTHING.
NO.
THEY ACTUALLY LEFT STUFF.
I KNOW, IT'S REALLY WEIRD.
HERE YOU ARE, DEARIE.
I FINISHED IT JUST IN TIME.
HA HA!
IT'S FULL OF UNDERWEAR FOR SOME REASON.
UNDERWEAR?
[NEIGHING] [TRAIN CHUGGING]
DOES ALL THIS MEAN-- I MEAN, MAYBE--
IT COULD HAVE BEEN-- I TOLD YOU THE TRUTH WOULD
MAKE ITSELF CLEAR IN TIME.
HEH HEH!
I JUST NEED TO KNOW ONE MORE THING.
BLOO!
HEY, BLOO!
NOT EVEN ONE CRUMMY PRESENT.
YES!
SANTA IS REAL!
THE REAL SANTA CLAUS WOULD NEVER GIVE SOMEBODY AS NAUGHTY AS YOU
ANYTHING BUT COAL.
IT'S UNDENIABLE PROOF.
WHOO-HOO!
THERE'S ONLY ONE POSSIBLE EXPLANATION.
SANTA CLAUS!
JUST YOU WAIT, FAT MAN.
ONE DAY, I SHALL HAVE MY VENGEANCE!
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
HO, HO, HO, HO, HO!
[CRYING] PLEASE.
I DID AS YOU ASKED, SPIRITS.
YOU CANNOT PLACE BLAME ON ME FOR THIS MERRIMENT.
PLEASE, I CANNOT BEAR TO SUFFER YOUR WRATH.
I AM YOUR FAITHFUL SERVANT.
I TRIED.
OH, PLEASE!
HAUNT ME NO LONGER!
[WAILING] [DOOR CLOSES]